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Whoa!
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- Hi. Dude. Mom.
- Hey.
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I missed you so much.
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Oh, you did?
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- Baby.
- Oh, ew.
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- Mom, don't.
- Oh, sorry.
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- Yes. Yes, sir.
- Okay.
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I missed... Yes.
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I missed... Very good. Hello.
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Who is that?
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- Hi, Mom.
- Who is this?
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- Hi, Gran.
- Who is this?
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I missed you so much.
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I missed you.
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I brought presents.
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- You did?!
- Yeah.
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Cute!
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Hi, Gran the man.
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- What?
- Slow down.
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- Oh. I'm sorry, Gran.
- Oh, come on.
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I forgot about your life jacket.
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Never mind.
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- Hello, darling.
- Hi, Gran.
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- I missed you.
- Aw.
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Did you miss me?
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We only ever have today.
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Are you helping your
mother with the luggage?
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- She's got it.
- She's fine.
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Cool, cool, cool. I'll just, uh...
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Did you ask her?
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- Nan, she's fine.
- Oh, please.
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- It's not even that heavy.
- All right.
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- All right.
- I got everything.
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Ow.
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Mom.
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Has it been raining like
this the whole time?
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Yes.
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- That's so cozy.
- No fair.
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I wish it would rain like this all year.
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- Same.
- Why is the window open?
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Close your window, for God's sake.
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Okay.
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How's my dogs? And Dr. Bedloe?
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They're good, bunny.
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They missed you,
but I missed you the mostest.
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Aw.
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Mom, I want to create a
dating profile for you.
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- A what?
- Can you turn down the music,
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please? I can't hear myself think.
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Okay. Jesus.
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- Anything else, milord?
- Mom.
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Mom. Mom!
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- Oh! Turn this up.
- What?
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No projectiles.
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- Mom, I want to make a dating profile
- Turn it up.
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for you on, like, Bumble
or Raya or some shit.
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No, thank you. I'm all set.
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I am a volcel.
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I'm a voluntary celibate.
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It's true, Mom. You need someone.
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Why? I'm fine. I'm seriously fine.
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I have my friends and
you guys and Uncle Rich,
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our dogs and Dr. Bedloe,
and-and my work.
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♪ We don't need, we don't need... ♪
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So...
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did you guys have a good
time while you were there?
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I don't know. Kind of.
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You can have had a good time.
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It's okay by me.
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Mom.
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Really sorry to say this,
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but my-my dad wanted to know
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if you were gonna send him something?
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Oh. What?
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Um, he told me to ask you.
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Sorry, what-what is that?
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Is he asking for money?
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You really shouldn't be
driving in this weather.
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We could get trapped in a mudslide.
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Mom, I don't think you should
send him any money anymore.
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I mean, his family owns,
like, a ton of businesses.
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Okay, well, what do you think?
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I want to give him money?
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I don't want him coming for me.
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Bless you.
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One for a wish, two for a kiss,
three's for a letter...
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- If anyone sneezes.
- If anyone sneezes.
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Ow.
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Don't pick at it. Don't pick at it.
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Gran, how long do you have to
wear the Cardiac Buddy for?
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Ugh. Well, it's a temporary situation,
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but I'm almost finished.
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I just need the okay
from my cardiologist.
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Excuse me all over the place,
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but I really can't bear it anymore.
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- Mm.
- I don't remember why I have
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to have it. I'm in perfect health.
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Nan?
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- Nan!
- Oh. I feel very tired.
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Mom?
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Mom, is something
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going on with Nan?
Is she having a heart attack
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or something?
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Mom?
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Mom.
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You'll need to wear
a personal defibrillator
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for a few months while we
monitor your situation.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa.
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Bollocking shit-licker!
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Phil. Don't do that. Christ's sakes.
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- Oh, God.
- Fuck you!
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Mom!
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What are you doing right now?
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Well, it's incredibly
rude and dangerous.
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It's not for you. It's for the driver
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to have road rage if she so chooses.
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- Jesus!
- Oh, my God.
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Behave! Close your window.
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God.
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Guys, don't encourage her.
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- Follow that driver!
- God!
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MOONX357.
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- That's the number plate.
- Shh!
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Hey, hey, hey.
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- Nan!
- I mean... Mom!
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Shh. That's it.
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Okay.
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Get out.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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- Mom!
- Mom!
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Get... out.
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I have a serious heart condition.
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I could pop off at any moment.
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Which you'd be very glad about
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when I'm not in your hair anymore.
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Bro, that's what
the defibrillator is for.
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- It'll shock you and call the hospital.
- Mom!
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It even has a GPS in case she gets lost.
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You're not allowed in the car anymore.
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Goodbye now.
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If you can't behave, you can't stay.
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Go on! Get going.
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You can leave me here like the squirrels
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and the skunks and the roadkills.
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Okay. Bye.
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- Nan, come back!
- Nan!
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- Phil!
- Nan, oh, my God.
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- Nan, come on!
- Mom!
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- Come back.
- Nan! Come back!
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- Nan! M...
- Stop. Don't.
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Turn around.
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- Mom! You can't just do that!
- Mom, you can't do that!
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Okay. Phil, that's enough.
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Come back.
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- Wow. Okay.
- Mom, stop.
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Mom, you can't just do that.
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- Yes, I can.
- No, you can't. Go back.
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- Yes, I can.
- Go back.
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- Mom!
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Let me enjoy this. I have had custody
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of your grandmother the
whole time you've been away.
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Mom, this isn't funny anymore,
and it's raining!
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She could get electrocuted.
Shock, shock, shock, shock.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm going back.
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Getting the old hawk.
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So, did you guys have fun at your dad's?
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- Mm.
- It was fine.
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All G.
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Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
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Can we get Fruit by the Foot?
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They didn't let us have any fun food.
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Fruit by the Foot?
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You know it.
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Nan! Nan, Nan, you have to come back.
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- What? Why?
- Come on, Nan.
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- She doesn't mean it.
- No, she doesn't.
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- She does mean it.
- No, she doesn't.
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She does.
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Thank you, Frankie.
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Thank you. You see?
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Your girls look after me.
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I was gonna walk home, actually.
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Yeah.
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- You wouldn't have got me.
- Mm-hmm.
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They did.
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Thank you, guys.
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Sprang Break!
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Sprang Break!
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♪ Put the nipple to the bottle,
never satisfied ♪
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♪ Put the nipple to the bottle... ♪
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♪ Now the cow must die ♪
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♪ Hey! How you gonna get it? ♪
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♪ If I ain't gonna give it? ♪
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♪ How you gonna get it? Ooh! ♪
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♪ If I ain't gonna give it? ♪
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♪ Mm. ♪ Morning.
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Coffee? Mm.
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I worked until 2:30.
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Can you please just...?
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Mom, I love you.
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Can you... just go? Please.
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There's all kinds of things that...
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... people can participate
in during the day,
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even if they have jobs at night,
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and they-they wake up, and they go out,
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let the sun hit their skin.
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You know, even if
they work in restaurants.
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And there's all kinds of
things they can participate in.
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You know, work at night
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and actually see
the light of day, maybe.
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I don't know. It's a crazy thought.
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Mom?
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Mom! Mom.
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- Hmm.
- Chef?
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- Sam? Samwell Tarly?
- Yes. Mm.
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Your Grace. Breakfast is ready.
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Mom.
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- Yes. Mm.
- Okay.
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- So...
- Hmm. Yes? What?
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I kind of want... a...
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I kind of want...
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I want a big party this
year for my birthday.
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What?! Serious?!
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Yeah. I really do.
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I-I mean, I... I want a big party.
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I've never had one before.
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Who you telling? I've been wanting
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to do something like
this for you forever.
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- Okay, well, I want a party.
- Okay.
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Okay! This is the best thing ever!
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What do you want?
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You want a party bus
with a stripper pole?
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You want Moonlight Rollerway?
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You want a girls party?
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You're gonna be 15.
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You're gonna be 15.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh, God, I hope you take it
easier on me at 15 than Max did.
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That was intunse.
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I know what I want.
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I want a quinceañera.
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You want a quinceañera?
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You can't.
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We can't do that.
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We're too white for that.
We're not allowed.
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It's against the law.
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It's not cultural appropriation, Mom.
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It's-it's appreciation.
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I mean, I-I want
to honor the roots of the land
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that I literally live on,
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which was,
for all intents and purposes...
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Let's face it... Mexican land.
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I mean, c-come on.
Uh, Los Feliz, uh, Sepulveda,
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Pico, Santa Monica.
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Are you kidding me?
I-I want to acknowledge
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that California is a Latinx
commonwealth of people
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who have been marginalized.
265
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You're so culturally... whatever.
266
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No, I'm not.
267
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:51,836
Well, geez,
you never even had a Bat Mitzvah.
268
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I know. That's the point,
and now I'm too old for one.
269
00:16:54,664 --> 00:16:57,212
And you're too Jewish for a quinceañera.
270
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And you're not too
old for a Bat Mitzvah.
271
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You can get Bat Mitzvahed at any age.
272
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Remember, we went to
Auntie Pascal's Bat Mitzvah.
273
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:06,768
Yeah, but Mom, I-I want to be
the age of the thing
274
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that we're supposed to be celebrating
275
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traditionally at the time.
276
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Huh.
277
00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:12,727
Well...
278
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,321
And I want my dad to come.
279
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,415
I mean...
280
00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:19,196
you to invite him.
281
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,126
I want... whether he shows up
or not, I-I don't care.
282
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:23,915
I just, I want...
283
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you to invite him.
284
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
285
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Okay. Okay, okay.
286
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:37,325
Listen, I-I-I-I am happy
287
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to have a party for you.
That would be my pleasure
288
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- to do that for you.
- You have to...
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invite my dad, Mom.
290
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Oh.
291
00:17:47,962 --> 00:17:50,189
You have to. It's part of it.
292
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Oh.
293
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"Oh, my God, shoes."
294
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Sorry, not sorry.
295
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Will you?
296
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Mm-hmm. Yes.
297
00:18:04,096 --> 00:18:05,330
Uh-huh. Yup.
298
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Yes, I am. I will do that.
299
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I love you.
300
00:18:18,856 --> 00:18:21,035
I love you.
301
00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:36,124
All right. And...
302
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"Oh, my God, shoes."
303
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♪ Oh, my God, shoes ♪
304
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- ♪ Shoes ♪
- "These shoes rule."
305
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♪ These shoes rule ♪
306
00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:45,902
- "These shoes suck."
- ♪ These shoes suck ♪
307
00:18:46,286 --> 00:18:48,665
- ♪ These shoes suck! ♪
- "These shoes suck."
308
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♪ Shoes ♪
309
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- _
- Oh.
310
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♪ Shoes ♪
311
00:18:54,255 --> 00:18:56,348
- ♪ These shoes suck ♪
- "These shoes suck."
312
00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:59,348
♪ These shoes suck, shoes ♪
313
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- "Oh, my God, shoes."
- ♪ Oh, my God, shoes. ♪
314
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♪ Dunkin' bagel ♪
315
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♪ Dunkin' bagel, dunkin' bagel ♪
316
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♪ Splash in the coffee ♪
317
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♪ Dunkin' bagel ♪
318
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:19,729
♪ Dunkin' bagel, dunkin' bagel ♪
319
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♪ Splash in the coffee ♪
320
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- ♪ Matzo balls ♪
- ♪ Matzo balls-a-reeney ♪
321
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,240
- ♪ Gefilte fish ♪
- ♪ A-gefilte fish-o-vootie ♪
322
00:19:26,265 --> 00:19:28,405
- ♪ Pickled herring ♪
- ♪ A-pickled herring-vootie ♪
323
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,341
- ♪ Lox-a-rooney ♪
- ♪ Oh, lox-a-rooney ♪
324
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,232
♪ Dunkin' bagel ♪
325
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,745
♪ Dunkin' bagel, dunkin' bagel ♪
326
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,473
♪ Splash in the coffee ♪
327
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:22,255
♪ Dunkin' bagel, dunkin' bagel ♪
328
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:25,716
♪ Dunkin' bagel, splash ♪
329
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,209
♪ In the coffee ♪
330
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:29,037
♪ Dunkin' bagel ♪
331
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:32,787
♪ Dunkin' bagel, dunkin' bagel ♪
332
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,238
♪ Splash in the coffee ♪
333
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:37,416
♪ How about a bowl of gefilte fish? ♪
334
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,818
He's young, honey.
335
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:47,162
That's what young people do,
they move on.
336
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:50,152
You need some more brown?
337
00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:53,838
Uh, I don't think I should.
338
00:20:54,244 --> 00:20:55,737
I don't think I should.
339
00:20:57,013 --> 00:20:59,521
I think the brown is
getting me more down.
340
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:06,228
I knew I was in for pain.
341
00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:07,740
Yeah.
342
00:21:08,506 --> 00:21:12,451
Well, at least he had the
balls to be honest with you.
343
00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:18,318
Finally, I had to say the words.
344
00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:24,880
"You seem different. What's going on?"
345
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,397
And when he said...
346
00:21:29,585 --> 00:21:33,232
"I feel like I'm not
as into it as you are,"
347
00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:36,591
I argued with him.
348
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:42,013
I tried to talk him into...
349
00:21:42,897 --> 00:21:44,388
loving me.
350
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,636
I tried to talk him into it.
351
00:21:49,051 --> 00:21:54,326
Tried to talk him into loving me
the way I love him, and...
352
00:21:56,543 --> 00:21:57,997
It's insane.
353
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,490
Stupid.
354
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:04,787
But I didn't care.
355
00:22:08,256 --> 00:22:09,926
Super attractive.
356
00:22:09,951 --> 00:22:10,974
Yeah, really cute.
357
00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,146
Cute-cute, right?
358
00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:14,201
It's like a pheromone.
359
00:22:14,226 --> 00:22:16,232
Desperacy.
360
00:22:17,223 --> 00:22:18,638
Such a good look on me.
361
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,638
- Oh.
- Shh.
362
00:22:21,663 --> 00:22:23,065
Hi.
363
00:22:23,497 --> 00:22:24,927
- Sorry.
- No, no.
364
00:22:32,466 --> 00:22:34,435
You okay, Guncle Rico?
365
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,521
This is... this is so embarrassing.
366
00:22:39,546 --> 00:22:41,522
I'm a mess.
367
00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:44,699
Come here.
368
00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:52,365
Thank you.
369
00:22:57,998 --> 00:22:59,441
Do you know,
370
00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:01,294
you're gonna get through this.
371
00:23:01,809 --> 00:23:03,840
Time is your friend.
372
00:23:03,865 --> 00:23:05,580
And we're all here for you.
373
00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:07,771
And you'll find love again.
374
00:23:07,796 --> 00:23:09,760
And if you put the work in now,
375
00:23:09,785 --> 00:23:11,544
you'll be better in the long run.
376
00:23:12,221 --> 00:23:13,357
And, later,
377
00:23:13,382 --> 00:23:15,162
when you meet someone,
378
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,763
they'll be better for you.
379
00:23:17,491 --> 00:23:20,154
Because you'll be better then, too.
380
00:23:21,863 --> 00:23:23,427
Okay.
381
00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:30,142
Good night, sleep tight,
don't let the bedbugs bite.
382
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:31,704
See you in the morning light.
383
00:23:31,729 --> 00:23:33,017
Not if I see you first.
384
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,720
I love you both.
385
00:23:43,518 --> 00:23:45,421
Uh...
386
00:23:47,122 --> 00:23:49,498
I can't believe she even exists.
387
00:23:49,523 --> 00:23:51,407
Same.
388
00:23:55,504 --> 00:23:57,579
- That killed me.
- Yeah.
389
00:23:59,579 --> 00:24:01,179
Why don't you put the Housewives on?
390
00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:03,306
- Yes.
- Yeah.
391
00:24:03,331 --> 00:24:04,774
- Housewives.
- Yeah.
392
00:24:13,196 --> 00:24:14,196
Good?
393
00:24:14,221 --> 00:24:15,856
Yes.
394
00:24:15,881 --> 00:24:17,450
Hon.
395
00:24:17,475 --> 00:24:19,587
Hey, hey, hey, baby!
396
00:24:22,143 --> 00:24:25,034
Oh, my God! It's so good to see you!
397
00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:31,681
I love you so much.
398
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,759
I love you more.
399
00:24:38,493 --> 00:24:40,751
Well, I hope you're ready, 'cause...
400
00:24:41,790 --> 00:24:45,142
tonight's the night I'm
finally gonna stick it in.
401
00:24:46,045 --> 00:24:48,209
Fuck yeah.
402
00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:54,517
My evil plan worked.
403
00:24:54,542 --> 00:24:56,297
You turned me.
404
00:24:56,322 --> 00:24:59,401
I turned you. Yes.
405
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,845
Oh, this is a good one.
406
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,110
- You've seen this?
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:06,595
Duker!
408
00:25:07,229 --> 00:25:09,097
- Get chocolate!
- Oh, that's...
409
00:25:09,122 --> 00:25:11,220
From the secret drawer!
410
00:25:11,268 --> 00:25:12,744
Oh, that's a great idea.
411
00:25:13,143 --> 00:25:15,179
- Mm.
- Oh.
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