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Okay, so... maybe I'm not perfect.
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I make mistakes.
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I'm weak.
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So maybe there's a million other guys
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who would've done better than me.
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But you chose to be with me.
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So you're saying this is my fault?
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Oh, my God. All I've ever
tried to do is just be the...
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Nuh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
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uh, uh. Hold on.
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You're getting there too easy.
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- Too easy?
- Yeah.
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I don't want to know
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how you're gonna react.
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You shouldn't know it.
That's not how people are.
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Where is all this
confidence coming from?
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It's poison for this scene.
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Throw it away.
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Cut it out.
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Don't cry. I love you. Jaia.
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You got to toughen up. Believe me,
this is nothing.
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You got to toughen up in life...
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and get weaker in the scenes.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- And Wong... Wong...
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you're boring.
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That's all. Work on it.
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Move your arms around or
something; I'm falling asleep.
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- Sure, Sam.
- Okay.
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Let's get Henry and Josh up here.
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Come on, guys, show us the gay version.
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And maybe there are a
million different guys
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that-that would have been better
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for you, but you chose me.
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You chose me.
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I chose you?
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I chose someone who
was gonna be with me,
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who was gonna love me.
A-And do the right things.
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That's what I chose.
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I didn't choose someone
who was gonna run out on me.
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J... I'm sorry, okay? I-I...
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Sorry? Yeah.
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See? I always like the
gay version better.
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Okay, so when he says,
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"I'm not perfect"...
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what is that?
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Why does he say that? Why?
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Because this is shitty writing.
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That's why. That's the only reason.
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But, look, most of the work
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you're gonna be given as actors...
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It's gonna be shitty writing.
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Do you think you're
gonna walk out of here
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and get a job doing a
Quentin Tarantino monologue,
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like, straight out of the gate?
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No.
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At best, 90% of the words
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that you're gonna read are gonna suck
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and have no real feeling behind it.
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Anyone can do a scene
that's well-written.
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The skill you're gonna need,
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if you want to really work,
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and get steady work...
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As steady as you can, anyway...
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Is to make shitty
writing mean something.
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To elevate the work.
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If you can take a bad
script and make it work,
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they'll keep hiring you.
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Okay? Good job, you guys.
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Okay, let's hear it for
them. Clear this out.
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I'm not paying for this.
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- You already paid for it.
- This isn't what I ordered.
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Okay, look, I'm not perfect,
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okay? I-I'm weak.
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- I can't hold this all day.
- But there are a million
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- taco trucks out there.
- Look at it. You made this.
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And you chose mine.
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- Okay?
- I did. I did.
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- Yeah, you did.
- Yeah, I did. But you know what?
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- What?
- I want a divorce.
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Oh, you got it.
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Oh, frickin' comedians.
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You guys, the problem is
you're great performers.
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- That's a problem?
- Yes, it is. For an actor.
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No character you're ever gonna play
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is gonna sound like that.
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You're playing a person in this scene.
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People are weak.
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They're not cool and fast.
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What are your assets as an actor?
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Your weaknesses.
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Whatever your fears are,
whatever you suck at,
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that's what you got to tap.
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That's what people want to see
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when you're playing people.
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They want to see you at your weakest.
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They don't want to watch some
asshole comedian show off.
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They want to see him fail.
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That's acting.
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Can I drive now?
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Cut. Reset.
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Back to one.
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- How many is that?
- Oh, I think, 12.
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Ooh, fun.
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Well, you know, at
least you're not spitting
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and making noises. My lips are numb.
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Joe. You're killing
it. You're doing great.
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- Good looking out.
- You bodied that.
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Hey, sorry, guys. Uh, the car folks
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are making a couple
of adjustments, cool?
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That's all right. At
least we're sitting down.
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- All right, let's go again.
- Okay.
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Here we go. Rolling.
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And... action.
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Can I drive now?
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Cut. Reset.
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Okay, everybody settle.
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Quick, quick, quick. Oh.
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All right, here we go. And... rolling.
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Action.
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Can I drive now?
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Cut!
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Reset.
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Okay.
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- Could I, um, get some water...
- Yeah, sure.
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- ... that's really vodka?
- Count me in.
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Here we go. Rolling. Action.
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Can I drive now?
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Cut.
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Reset. Back to one.
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Is there anything different
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that you want from me?
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- Anything...
- No, you're fine. Yeah, mm-hmm.
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Okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. This is, like,
uh... Groundhog Day.
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Like, a 20-second version.
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Also, it's longer.
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- And not quite as funny.
- All right, so let's go again.
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- Think Macbeth, all right?
- Okay.
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You know, it's, like,
this car is your mom.
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Okay.
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So which act would
this be, Act V, Act III?
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No, Act II.
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- Act II?
- Obviously.
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So it's still setting it up.
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- Yeah, of course, of course.
- Okay.
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No. It's..
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If I said...
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Look, I didn't mean anything like that.
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Really? I don't think...
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Baby, uh, this is...
Really isn't the time.
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I mean...
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I'm... come on, Sam.
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Ooh, look at the pineapple.
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Oh, I want some of that.
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- Hey, would you step out, please?
- Oh. Sure.
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- Ha-ha.
- Fired, or...
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- just... free?
- Thank you.
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Bring back supplies.
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Oh. Oh, man.
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Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, it was definitely the hood
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that was part of the problem.
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Is this the worst job
you've ever had in your life?
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Huh? What? No, dude.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Okay, what was the worst?
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Okay, so, I was making
this horror movie,
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Mm-hmm. and, uh, my
boyfriend turns into this,
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like, purple monster,
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and his hand reaches down and grabs
me, pulls me up to the ceiling...
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All right, that's clear! Let's go again!
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O... Kay.
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Here we go.
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- Everybody at one.
- Oh, my... Joe.
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Wow.
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- Action.
- Okay.
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Can I drive now?
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Can I drive now?
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Can I drive now?
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Can I drive now?
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Can I drive now?
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Cut! Cut! Reset!
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- I thought that was the one.
- Yeah.
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- Ooh.
- Okay.
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So... see that, uh, woman over there?
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The blonde one?
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They want to do a
version with you and her.
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- What?
- And at the end, they want you to kiss.
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- Wha...
- I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
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- I got you!
- Ha! That was good!
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You got excited.
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- I got e...
- Yeah, yeah,
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- you're wrapped, you're wrapped.
- I am?
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- We're wrapped, baby!
- Ah, wrapped.
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No, not you, Joe.
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Oh.
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I love you.
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- Mwah! I love you, too.
- That was so fun.
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- Okay.
- We'll catch up soon.
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Thanks for the job.
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- No problem.
- All right.
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Let's go. Everybody else back to one.
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Run like the wind!
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Scarlet attends Stanford University,
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where she is a sophomore
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and well on her way to
a degree in economics.
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What do you want to do when you grow up?
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I'd like to help restructure
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the economies in new democracies.
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What about just being a little girl?
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Yeah, I like to play
and be with my friends,
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but also I want to start my career.
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So if you were to get
married and have a partner,
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would you support them financially?
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Absolutely not. I have no desire
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to support anyone who cannot
support themselves financially.
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- Can we watch RuPaul Drag Race?
- How about being
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- the president of the United States?
- Yes, please.
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Maybe.
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- Yeah, for a second...
- Oh! There's your mom!
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- Oh! Did...
- Gentlemen, start your engines.
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What? That's
not the channel it's on.
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- And may the best woman win.
- Well... okay.
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Mom, do you want me to go back
so you can watch your thing?
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No. It's fine.
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Just... Geez!
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Mom, what do you want?
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I don't know... it just sucks
that you didn't go back.
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Mom, don't do that.
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It's not fair.
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Okay, I don't care. Forget it.
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They'll love you when you're dead.
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That's right, when
you're dead they'll watch
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all of your stuff, and they'll be amazed
at what you've done.
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They'll say beautiful
things at your funeral
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about how they were always
inspired by your career.
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No.
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No. I want it now.
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I want it now.
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I don't want to have
to wait till I'm dead
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for my kids to appreciate me.
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I'm numb from the waist
down, tuck included.
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I really could die, bitch;
I'm giving you realness.
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He's got a smaller waist than Barbie.
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Oh, don't sneeze, honey.
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You know...
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I think I have a right to say this.
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Frankie!
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- What?
- Look...
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I do a special thing.
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I think I'm allowed to
say this at this point.
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Your mom is an actor,
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and I make things,
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and I put myself out there,
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and... I've accomplished some things.
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And I've been doing
it, like, my whole life.
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Besides the fact that it
pays for all your clothes,
260
00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:33,072
it really sucks that
you don't give a shit.
261
00:11:33,097 --> 00:11:35,841
Mom, you're being dramatic.
262
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,320
Screw you, Max.
263
00:11:37,345 --> 00:11:39,278
Do you know how many
of your dance recitals
264
00:11:39,303 --> 00:11:41,023
I've been to, and your games?
265
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,951
And your games, Frankie?
And I shower
266
00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:46,696
you guys with praise... When you try.
267
00:11:46,721 --> 00:11:49,123
Why do I get none of that in return?
268
00:11:49,148 --> 00:11:50,795
'Cause you're the adult, Sam.
269
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,177
We're the children.
270
00:11:52,202 --> 00:11:54,871
And it is my job to be proud of you.
271
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:58,512
But it also, it really hurts my feelings
272
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:02,209
that my work means nothing to you.
273
00:12:02,234 --> 00:12:04,680
Mom, yes, we're proud of you.
274
00:12:04,705 --> 00:12:06,795
And yeah, we'll say it at your funeral.
275
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,826
Well, I want to hear it now.
276
00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,963
That's me. I'm dead.
277
00:12:13,119 --> 00:12:14,974
This is my funeral.
278
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,917
Oh, God, cut it out, Mom.
279
00:12:18,019 --> 00:12:19,084
No.
280
00:12:19,395 --> 00:12:23,575
I died, Frankie. This is my funeral.
281
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,158
Let's hear what you're gonna say.
282
00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:28,292
Mom, Mom, no...
283
00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:32,280
Oh, no, no, Dukey. No,
baby, you're dead, too.
284
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,400
We both died. We're dead.
285
00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:35,567
Look.
286
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,903
See? Look.
287
00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,571
Look. This is you.
288
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,429
You're laying right here next to Mommy.
289
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:44,355
- How did we die?
- Um... well,
290
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:49,840
we got in a car accident, because...
we were... picking up... you, Frankie.
291
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,010
And you weren't there.
You went to Sanaam's house
292
00:12:53,035 --> 00:12:56,354
without telling me, and we
had to go way up the canyon,
293
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,023
and we rolled the car.
294
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,758
Big ball of fire.
295
00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,293
We're both dead.
296
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:02,738
This is our funeral.
297
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:04,029
Thanks.
298
00:13:04,054 --> 00:13:05,120
Go.
299
00:13:05,299 --> 00:13:06,932
Eulogize me.
300
00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,334
Mom, you're, like,
301
00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:10,002
traumatizing us right now.
302
00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:11,512
Yeah, that's the point.
303
00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:14,855
Let's hear any feelings about me at all.
304
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:22,214
Okay.
305
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:25,293
It's your funeral.
306
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,496
Here lies Sam.
307
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,035
Ha-ha! Loser!
308
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:34,437
Stop it!
309
00:13:34,462 --> 00:13:36,295
- It's not funny!
- Yes, it is.
310
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,551
This is a joke.
311
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:50,209
Do you see what she does?
312
00:13:50,311 --> 00:13:52,344
She is such a drama queen.
She acts like a child.
313
00:13:52,369 --> 00:13:54,136
She's always the victim.
314
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,817
Oh, me? Don't look to
me to back you up, girls.
315
00:13:59,594 --> 00:14:01,487
You chased your mother
316
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:03,312
out of her own house.
317
00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:05,657
That was stunning.
318
00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,336
Yup.
319
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:09,428
O-Oh, my God. We didn't.
320
00:14:09,530 --> 00:14:12,097
No, she completely started it.
321
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:14,317
Unless you want to
hear what I have to say,
322
00:14:14,342 --> 00:14:15,842
don't engage me.
323
00:14:31,285 --> 00:14:32,820
You're dead.
324
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:50,714
We'd sneak into the little boys' room
325
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,516
and mess around.
326
00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:54,118
- Really?
- Yeah!
327
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,773
But only small stuff.
328
00:14:55,798 --> 00:14:58,465
One boy would lick his finger...
329
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:02,126
and then he'd stick it up
the other boy's keister.
330
00:15:02,228 --> 00:15:04,181
That's as far as it went.
331
00:15:04,206 --> 00:15:05,673
No blowing or anything?
332
00:15:05,698 --> 00:15:08,509
Oh, no, no, no. It
was a Catholic school.
333
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:11,775
- Aw, that's tough, Ray.
- Mmm.
334
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:15,439
Nobody could be openly gay
335
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:17,978
until I was too old to have any fun.
336
00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:22,780
I feel like the exact same thing
337
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:24,322
is happening to me.
338
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:28,296
_
339
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,493
Oh.
340
00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,251
- I got to go.
- Uh-uh, no.
341
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:33,609
I got this, babe.
342
00:15:34,186 --> 00:15:35,352
Really?
343
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:39,129
Okay.
344
00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,232
- You have a good night.
- Good to see you.
345
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,843
- Drive carefully.
- Thanks for the drink.
346
00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,401
- There's a lot of nuts out there.
- I will.
347
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,622
- All right, honey bun.
- Bye, Patrick.
348
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,294
See ya when I see ya, Sam.
349
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,588
Hello?
350
00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:16,932
Hello?
351
00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,440
Oh.
352
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:25,197
Shh.
353
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:05,110
Here lie Sam and Duke.
354
00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:07,851
Gone so suddenly.
355
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,330
In attendance,
356
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:12,649
her surviving daughters,
Frankie and Max,
357
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:16,570
and her friends, Tressa and Rich,
358
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,495
who are now in custody of her children
359
00:17:18,597 --> 00:17:20,331
because she left no
word of how to provide
360
00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:22,499
for her children in case of her death.
361
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,558
Oh, shit. I got to take care of that.
362
00:17:24,737 --> 00:17:26,236
Shh. We're dead.
363
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,738
Sorry.
364
00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:30,664
Sam's friend Tressa would
like to say something.
365
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,647
Sam was my best friend.
366
00:17:45,908 --> 00:17:48,275
Even if I wasn't hers, which is fine.
367
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,566
Hee.
368
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:52,258
Quiet are the dead.
369
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:53,389
Oops.
370
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:56,967
She is the best mother I ever saw.
371
00:17:58,065 --> 00:18:00,231
Better than my mother.
372
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,146
Better than me.
373
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:04,819
I could never be like her.
374
00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:08,217
Which is always a comfort.
375
00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:10,756
She's like my pace car.
376
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,991
I love you, Sam.
377
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:15,210
I'll miss you.
378
00:18:15,235 --> 00:18:17,483
Aw. Sorry.
379
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:25,162
My mom was really cool and talented,
380
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,915
and I really admired the
way she worked so hard.
381
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:30,044
And even though she
had to take care of us,
382
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,806
she did, amazing things.
383
00:18:31,831 --> 00:18:34,765
And I always watched
every show she ever did,
384
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,220
but I never told her.
385
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:40,102
And I was always proud of
her, but I never told her,
386
00:18:40,127 --> 00:18:41,516
because...
387
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:45,457
I think that once I gave her that...
388
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:48,306
I wouldn't have it to give anymore.
389
00:18:49,021 --> 00:18:51,286
And now I wish I hadn't waited.
390
00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:53,294
My mom was my rock.
391
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:56,620
Every day of my life I
wake up and I feel bad.
392
00:18:56,645 --> 00:18:58,755
I feel like I'm not going
to get through this day
393
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,447
just with all the stuff
that's in my own head.
394
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:03,809
And as soon as I see...
395
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:06,747
Would see... her in the morning,
396
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,506
I would unload on her:
"Mom, where are my socks?"
397
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,356
Or whatever, because...
398
00:19:11,977 --> 00:19:14,545
I needed to give her some of my... pain
399
00:19:14,647 --> 00:19:17,583
because I knew she could
carry it when I couldn't.
400
00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:19,637
And now that she's gone,
401
00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:22,341
I don't know what I'm going to do.
402
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:26,113
I never watched my mom's shows.
403
00:19:26,691 --> 00:19:28,073
Ever.
404
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:31,261
I never saw any of her work.
405
00:19:32,765 --> 00:19:35,941
And I don't really care about
what she did because she's Mom.
406
00:19:38,078 --> 00:19:41,347
And I was jealous that
people knew her before I did.
407
00:19:43,694 --> 00:19:46,026
And I never wanted to share her.
408
00:19:47,441 --> 00:19:49,254
Not even with my sisters,
409
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,678
because I remember when
it was just me and her.
410
00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:55,030
Even when my dad was there,
it was just me and her.
411
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:59,622
And I know that was hard
for her but I loved it.
412
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:05,728
So I don't like that
she's famous or on TV.
413
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,318
She's my mother.
414
00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:12,112
I learned from her how to be a woman
415
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,973
and how to be a person.
416
00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,875
And all I can say now
that she's gone is...
417
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:25,950
Sam.
418
00:20:29,021 --> 00:20:30,536
Sam was a...
419
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,973
unhinged...
420
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,293
complicated woman.
421
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,028
She was very short.
422
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,400
I never told her that,
423
00:20:43,425 --> 00:20:45,872
but I think we can all
now say she-she was short.
424
00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:48,438
Yes, she was very short.
425
00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:52,609
She lied a lot.
426
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:54,264
A lot.
427
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,889
She was two years older
than she ever told anyone.
428
00:20:58,273 --> 00:21:00,288
She was the rudest,
429
00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:03,790
most inappropriate woman
430
00:21:04,073 --> 00:21:05,673
I've ever met.
431
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,996
Thank you, guys, so much.
432
00:21:14,519 --> 00:21:16,564
I love you so much.
433
00:21:16,589 --> 00:21:18,235
I love you, Mom.
434
00:21:18,328 --> 00:21:19,548
Mom, I love you.
435
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,111
- We love you.
- Yeah.
436
00:21:21,206 --> 00:21:23,595
Nobody said anything about me.
437
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:26,944
I'm lying here dead and nobody cares.
438
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,368
- Oh, Dukey.
- Oh, Dukey.
439
00:21:28,393 --> 00:21:29,692
Sweetie.
440
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,776
No. No, you're not...
441
00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:38,930
You're not dead. No.
442
00:21:38,955 --> 00:21:40,235
- Tu-Tu-tuy.
- Tu-Tu-tuy.
443
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,025
- Tu-Tu-Tu...
- Tu-tuy.
444
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,404
I love you.
445
00:21:43,429 --> 00:21:44,528
Thank you.
446
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,052
I love you.
447
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:47,297
Thank you so much.
448
00:21:47,399 --> 00:21:48,932
I love you.
449
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:51,935
Sacrifice!
450
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,960
Sacrifice!
451
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,685
Rosemary's baby.
452
00:21:55,941 --> 00:21:58,008
Sacrifice.
453
00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:02,101
Sacrifice. Sacrifice.
454
00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:15,871
Death is in, death is in.
455
00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:21,642
Death is in, man.
456
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:23,000
Oh, yeah.
457
00:22:23,179 --> 00:22:25,479
How does it feel?
458
00:22:25,504 --> 00:22:28,238
- See you on the other side.
- _
459
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:31,131
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