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Surprise!
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Jade.
- Jade.
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Mom, dad!
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Hope you don't mind
us dropping in
uninvited.
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Cousin Jackie.
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It's so good
to see you again.
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You have been
such a wonderful
role model for Jade.
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Oh, well, thank you.
I--ow!
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You take credit
for my good
influence?
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Uncle!
- Uncle!
Uncle!
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Is uncle
everyone's uncle?
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He's actually
our cousin.
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Aren't you?
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What brings you all
to Hong Kong?
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We've banished
the last demon.
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Demon?!
- Demon?!
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Uh...
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Uh, right.
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Uh, the demon is the name
of a roller coaster
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at the new Hong Kong
moose world.
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Look at the cool watch
Jackie got me there.
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Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.
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Oh.
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Please, have a seat.
We will make tea.
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Wipe your feet.
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Easy, t. If mom and dad
find out about all this
demon stuff,
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there's no way they'll
let me stay with Jackie.
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Ah, ancient history.
The portals are sealed,
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the demons
have been banished...
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Even shendu is no more.
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Aah!
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Stop!
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What is it now,
shendu?!
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Admittedly, I have
failed you, my siblings.
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Aah!
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But I may yet save you
as well.
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We can all
regain our freedom,
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and even reclaim
the centuries wasted
in this void,
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if you allow me to pursue
one last recourse.
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Ha! And that would be?
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The book of ages.
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(All gasp)
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Ludicrous.
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Even we never dared
to tamper with that.
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You risk altering
the very fabric
of reality.
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Am I to assume this reality
pleases you, sister?
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Hmm. These are
desperate times.
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Then I will
make things right.
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All you need do is
allow me to once more
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depart from this realm
and possess a human.
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The right human.
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More tea?
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Oh.
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Jackie?
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(Gasps)
My tea cup!
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Quickly, before it stains.
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Shendu: A broken tea cup
is the least of--
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a dem--
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well, this was fun.
Gotta go.
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You are leaving?
So soon?
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We'll be back.
It's just, um,
Jackie's, um...
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Allergic...
Yeah, uh--
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(muffled threats)
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Um, the tea makes
his eyes all red.
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(Shendu struggling)
What is he saying?
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Uh, thank you very much.
Good-bye!
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Uhh!
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Aah!
- Hey.
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(Both gasp)
So reckless.
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(Groans)
Quickly.
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Jade...
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You are not going anywhere
but to your room.
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You are moving back home
with us immediately!
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I am?
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We are very sorry, Jade,
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but it seems it is
unsafe for you
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to remain
with cousin Jackie.
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He is clearly
a troublemaker.
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Jackie's not
a troublemaker...
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But he is in trouble.
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I could not find Jackie.
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Me, neither.
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(Sighs)
Same here.
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Jade.
- Jade?
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(Cell phone rings)
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Hello?
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Jade!
- Jackie?!
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I'm at the airport.
Shendu's flying
to Australia.
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Australia? Why?
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Unh. He--ooh--
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shendu: You will
find out soon enough.
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Jackie? Jackie!
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Captain black,
requesting satellite
surveillance
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to track Jackie.
Yeah, that's right,
Jackie.
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And we're gonna
need a jet. A fast one.
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The book is close at hand.
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(Chanting)
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Jackie!
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Unh!
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Whoa.
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Don't know
what you're doin',
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but it can't be good.
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(Gasps)
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Shendu: Ah, here we are.
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The book of ages,
where all history
is magically recorded.
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History lesson's over,
shendu!
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Whoa--unh!
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So it is written,
so it shall be.
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(All gasp)
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Jade.
- Jade.
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Mom? Dad?
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What are you doing here?
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Uh, Hong Kong
moose world?
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Why aren't you
at the palace?
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And where did you find
those strange clothes?
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I was gonna ask you two
the same thing.
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And what do you have
in your hand?
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(Musical fanfare plays)
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Hurry. We must
pay our respects.
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Respects? To who?
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What's going...On?
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Jade, it is forbidden.
Get down.
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(Gasps)
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Shendu!
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Shendu's alive?
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I gotta tell--
(Gasps)
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Jackie?
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Jackie, your hair.
What are you doing?!
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Hmmph!
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Your job.
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Sweeping dragon doo-doo?
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Where have you been,
Jade? Where is your
uniform?
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Um, why, exactly, do we
have to wear uniforms?
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Because it is required
of all servants
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of the supreme ruler,
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his majestic highness,
lord shendu.
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Are you telling me
shendu rules the world?
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Oh, of course not.
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Each of the 8 emperors
has his or her own
domain.
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Since when?
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Since the Dawn
of history.
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What is wrong
with you today?
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History.
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Uncle said that
book of ages
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magically
recorded history.
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When shendu wrote in it,
he must have rewrote
the past
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so he was never
destroyed,
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and the demons
were never banished
through their portals.
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And now...
(Gasps)
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I'm in demon world!
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Jackie, we gotta talk.
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Jackie?
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Jackie? Where'd you--whoa!
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Today you must scrub
master's bath chamber.
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No way!
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Then fill his tub
with fresh muck.
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Eww!
(Gags)
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And it's talonsday,
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so don't forget to trim
master's toenails.
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Jackie, listen to me!
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I don't work for shendu,
and neither do you.
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Demons don't rule the world,
humans do.
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The demons were banished
into the netherworld
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by the 8 immortals
a long time ago.
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Then they got out,
and we banished 'em again.
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But shendu possessed you,
found this magic book,
changed the past,
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and now none of that
ever happened.
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That's crazy, Jade.
You're crazy.
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Humans ruling the world!
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It's true. We built cities,
with cars and computers and--
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my watch. Look at my watch.
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What's a watch?
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Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.
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Aah!
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Magic is outlawed.
You know that.
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It's not magic,
it's technology.
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Human technology.
And you gave
this watch to me.
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But I guess you wouldn't
remember that.
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Jade, if what you say
is true, why don't I
remember any of it?
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I don't know. Maybe--
(Gasps)
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"And Jade chan
became a wily accomplice
in the battle versus evil."
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This is from the book,
and it's about me.
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It didn't get rewritten,
so neither did I.
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That's why I remember.
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And that's why I'm still
wearing these clothes.
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(Gong sounds)
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The dinner gong. Quickly,
you must change into these
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before master sees you.
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(Sighs)
- Guess I don't exactly blend.
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Better keep my life story
someplace safe.
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Jackie, where'd you go?
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Jackie?
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Dance, my jesters. Dance!
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Ow!
- Ooh!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
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Shendu: Dance!
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No way.
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You!
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Uh...
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Heh heh.
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Why do you not bow?
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Uh--
- oh--uh--yes--
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y-your scariness,
please excuse my
slow-witted niece.
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Uh--unh!
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If she were not excused,
she would be in flames.
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Now fetch my dinner!
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Yes, master.
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Jackie.
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(Clears throat)
Tasty treats for his
glorious excellence.
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00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:30,283
What a good slave you make,
Jackie chan.
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My Joy is
to serve you, master.
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Mmm.
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Keeping one's enemies close
is not just wise,
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it is gratifying.
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Shendu remembers
the way things were,
too.
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Child!
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Uh, yes, master?
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It's talonsday.
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Gross!
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00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,848
(Sighs)
You forgot
master's clippings.
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00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:09,321
Jackie, there is no way
I am ever going near
his feet again!
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00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,922
And shendu treats you
like a dog on a leash.
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I can't stand it.
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Well, what can I do?
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I'm just a food servant.
His slave.
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00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,134
The Jackie chan I knew
was nobody's whipping boy.
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He was a hero.
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He was?
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And you can be again, Jackie.
Help me fix history.
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Help me rewrite the book.
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(Wheezing)
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Which way?
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But servants aren't
allowed in the library.
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I told you,
we aren't servants.
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Jade, be careful.
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Whoa.
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Ow!
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Get out!
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00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:07,111
Uncle?
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Only master's library
boys allowed in here.
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00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,420
Uncle, we need
your help.
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We're looking
for a book.
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Forbidden! These books
are filled with magic.
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Even I am not allowed
to read them.
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The book of ages--
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never heard of it.
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00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,131
Are you sure?
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Maybe it's over here.
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00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,997
No, it is not.
249
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,999
How about here?
Not there.
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00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,301
Well, maybe over here.
251
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,042
No. I have been
library boy
for 60 years.
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I am sure.
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00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,214
Really?
- Really.
254
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,809
In that case...
255
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,706
(Gasps)
Forbidden magic!
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00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,776
Relax, it's just
an atlas.
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00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,722
If the book's not here
in shendu's library,
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there's only one other
place it could be.
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Australia.
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Oi-ya! No man's land.
261
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,298
That continent is forbidden.
262
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,728
There is nothing there, Jade.
Just a fortress.
263
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,765
(Scoffs)
Fortresses are
usually built
264
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,900
to protect something.
Duh!
265
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:10,836
But it is said that all
who approach the fortress
will be destroyed.
266
00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,444
Well, we have
to get inside it
somehow.
267
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,575
Why?
268
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,180
'Cause shendu used
the book of ages
269
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,681
to rewrite reality.
270
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,876
That is crazy.
271
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,785
You do not believe her,
do you?
272
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:25,088
(Sighs)
There is one thing
that I believe.
273
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,061
Demons ruling the world
is a bad thing.
274
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:33,132
Cool. Look, uncle,
I can prove I'm
telling the truth.
275
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,203
Watch: Hey, hey, hey!
I'm Marlon moose.
276
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,402
Ayah!
277
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:39,074
(Scream echoing)
278
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:46,006
Shh. You will alert the--
279
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,482
(wind howls)
280
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,258
(Whispering)
Shadowkhan!
281
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,303
She opened the book.
282
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,403
Heh. Get 'em, Jackie!
283
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,772
Get them?
284
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,171
You know, hah! Heeyah!
Hoowah! Huh! Hi-yah!
285
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,474
Huh! Hi-yah!
286
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,005
Oh! The martial arts
are outlawed.
287
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,781
I do not know
how to fight.
288
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,079
Serious?
289
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,647
But I do know
how to run!
290
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,194
Uhh!
291
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,090
Uhh! My hair!
292
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,132
You were due for a trim.
293
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,135
Wait!
294
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,121
This way!
295
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,659
Er, this way!
296
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,344
The front door.
297
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,767
(Both gasp)
298
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,441
Uh, the side door.
299
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:02,882
Don't suppose
there's a back door?
300
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,931
Jade: Wait for me!
301
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,031
Cool!
302
00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,573
Master's magic chamber.
303
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,538
Entrance to this room
is punishable by--uhh.
304
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,208
(Uncle chanting)
305
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,819
Huh? Uncle!
(Gasps)
306
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,145
You saved our--ow!
307
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:43,994
What choice did I have?!
You are family.
308
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,620
A chi spell?
309
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,585
Thought you weren't allowed
to read the forbidden books.
310
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,255
I do not read.
I--I skim.
311
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,564
We must leave,
uncle.
312
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,965
It is only a matter
of time before
shendu discovers
313
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,098
you use magic to...
314
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,242
Kibosh his ninjas?
315
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,637
But where will we go?
316
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,108
All aboard the Jade express
to Australia.
317
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,307
Oh, we are doomed!
318
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,739
Even if we escape
from here,
319
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,584
we have no way
to journey
to no man's land.
320
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,750
The talismans
would sure help.
321
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,249
What talismans?
What talismans?
322
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,821
Uncle, let me reacquaint you
with a little magic trick
323
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,391
you once knew.
324
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,457
This'll let us grab
the 12 talismans
325
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,534
that give shendu
his magical powers.
326
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,473
There is
no such thing!
327
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,798
Watch me.
328
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,075
Believe me now?
329
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:48,946
Chan?!
330
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:50,045
Oh!
331
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,031
Jackie!
332
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,632
Aaaahhhhh!
333
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,735
Jackie!
334
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,176
Hey, Jackie.
335
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,511
Yes?
336
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,876
How many different dialects
of Chinese do you speak?
337
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,445
Oh, cantonese...Lei ho ma?
338
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,224
Mandarin...
(Speaking mandarin)
339
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,963
Chengdu...
(Speaking chengdu)
340
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,818
Shanghai...
(Speaking Shanghai)
341
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,126
Thai...
(Speaking thai)
342
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:33,628
Very good Korean.
Ok English...How are you?
343
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,403
Japanese, of course...
(Speaking Japanese)
344
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,402
Spanish...Cmo ests?
345
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,374
Morocco...
(Speaking arabic)
346
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,474
Russian...
(Speaking Russian)
347
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,206
Unh! What--what happened?
348
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,441
Now I'm mixed up.
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