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BRENDAN FLETCHER: Thank you
for having me in there.
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CHLOE: Yeah, of course.
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-BRENDAN:
So you want to hang out?
-Not tonight.
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-Busy?
-No, I just...
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haven't decided
what this is yet.
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♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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I couldn't be who my father
wanted me to be
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when I transitioned.
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CURTIS: The idea
of who's conducting your life,
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that hit me like a brick.
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I think I have a crush
on Curtis.
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Ever since my son went away
to college,
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I've been having these
crazy fantasies.
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Well, what are you gonna do
about it?
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EVE FLETCHER: Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.
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-I'm gonna-- just gonna go.
-Don't be sorry, I'm fine.
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ ("WHITE PARENTS ARE GONNA
HATE THIS" BY SAINT JHN PLAYS) ♪
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♪ Fucked up nigga
Good advice, yeah ♪
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-BRENDAN FLETCHER: Oh! Yo!
-Hey, dude.
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Where've you been?
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I've been worried sick
about you, honey.
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Um, just midterms.
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I'm living
at the library lately.
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-So, uh, yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, uh, what are you up to...
What are you doing later, like?
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Uh, I was just
gonna keep studying.
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Just here for my headphones.
So.
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Hey, um,
it kinda smells in here.
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Might wanna crack a window
or something.
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♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ It feel like 2012 ♪
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♪ A nigga
pullin' out the shotty ♪
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♪ On the block ♪
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♪ The nigga he might let it off
Right now ♪
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♪ Fucking up
the motherfucking money ♪
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♪ Got me spendin'
like a dummy ♪
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♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(PHONE VIBRATES)
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-Hello?
-Oh. (COUGHS) Amanda, hi.
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Um. (SNIFFLES) I, uh--
I'm so sorry, I-- I'm not--
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I'm not feeling very well today.
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I think I'm not going
to be able to,
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uh, make it in to work.
(INHALES)
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Oh, okay. What's going on?
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Yeah, uh, I think it's just
a nasty cold, but yeah.
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I think I'm...
(CLEARS THROAT AND COUGHS)
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Oh. Uh... Gotcha.
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Well, um,
feel better soon, okay?
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Thank you. Uh...
So, how are you, um--
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How are--
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How are you doing?
(COUGHS)
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AMANDA OLNEY: Uh, I'm good.
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(SIGHS) Eve... Um, listen.
About the other night...
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Don't worry about it. Okay?
Um, we-- we'll just pretend
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like it never happened,
all right?
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Oh, God. Thank you so--
Thank you, Amanda. I--
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I-- I feel the same way,
so I'm glad.
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-Okay, great.
-Okay. Um, enjoy your sick day.
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Okay, Eve? Okay. Uh-huh. Bye.
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(SIGHS)
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PORN ACTRESS: I'm spanking you
to teach you discipline
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in how to be the person
you want to be. Right?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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I know.
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-What do you say?
-(SPANKING)
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Oh, thank you!
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Are you going to be
a better person from now on?
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-Oh, yes, thank you!
-(SPANKING)
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Hmm...
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♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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(EXHALES)
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Ow.
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Ooh. "Why don't you take it?"
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"I don't want to take it."
"Take it."
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"Yeah, you like it?"
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"Do you like it now?"
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(SCREAMS)
Fuck. Ow.
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"Tell me if you like it now,
bitch."
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Ooh! Ooh!
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"Take it, bitch!"
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Aah!
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I don't know if I like it.
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"Tell me you like it.
Tell me you love it!"
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Ow. (GROANS)
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♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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(DOG BARKING)
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I thought Melted Swiss broke up?
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No, Louisa and I broke up.
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Melted Swiss is very much
still together.
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That's the guy
that I was talking about.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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What does that mean?
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It means you like to fuck
with basic white guys
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-with pink dicks.
-Seriously? I--
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He's cute though, right?
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Uh...
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-Hey!
-Hi.
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How long have you worked here?
I've never seen you here before.
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Uh, I've been here
since day one.
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-Oh.
-I just take the early shifts
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-so I don't see the lazy people.
-Mm. I'm not lazy.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Just sleepy.
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-Oh, yeah?
-Uh-huh.
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-Why are you so sleepy?
-Um, you know,
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the pursuit of excellence.
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Just constantly,
you know, pursuing,
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and then achieving excellence.
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So, um. (CLEARS THROAT)
Doing anything fun this week?
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Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go
to a party tomorrow.
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-Oh.
-You?
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I dunno. I was thinking...
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I was gonna go with you
to that party.
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Oh, did someone invite you?
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I feel like somebody wants to.
So...
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Okay. Well, then...
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Oh, for real?
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-Cool.
-Cool.
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Okay. See ya.
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-Jesus fucking Christ, Chloe.
-Yeah...
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(EVE SIGHS)
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(PEN TAPPING)
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JANE: Did I tell you we're going
to Turks in Caicos next month
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for a little romantic getaway?
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No, you didn't.
I am so jealous.
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I know. We need something.
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We are in the middle
of such a dry period.
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It's been quite a while.
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Okay, when you say
"quite a while,"
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what-- what do you mean?
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God, I don't wanna say.
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I don't wanna say my number
till-- Will you say yours first?
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Okay. Three.
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Three weeks.
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-Three months?
-(CHUCKLES)
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-Three hours?
-(LAUGHS)
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Fuck. Okay. Okay.
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Well, look, my number
is your number minus two.
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Years. Not great.
N-- None of this is great.
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I mean,
this has gotta help, right?
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-Ooh, fancy.
-Yeah.
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So, we only have
the ocean view room one night,
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it's 495,
and the rest of the time
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we have this garden view.
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You wanna get a drink
after this?
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I don't feel like going home.
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Oh, I can't, honey.
I have my class.
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-This is gorgeous though.
-Oh, my God, with this class.
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How's it going?
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Um, it's... good.
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Um, we've got this, uh...
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Well, I'm supposed to write
this essay called--
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It's called
a turning point essay,
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where you're supposed to take
a moment from your life
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where you had to...
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make a decision that...
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that somehow d--
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led you to become the person
that you are right now.
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And I'm having the hardest time
trying to...
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-find that moment.
-Sounds a little depressing.
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Excuse me? I'm sorry,
I wanted square, not round.
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Well, I can't wait to read it.
I am second-guessing this color.
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Okay, you have my notes
on your first drafts.
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Now it's time to revise.
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Think of it as, um,
a second chance.
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So, you know, uh,
really do the work.
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Don't phone it in.
Be honest, because otherwise,
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this is just a complete waste
of fucking time.
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So... (CLEARS THROAT)
uh, good night.
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Hey, who wants to get a drink?
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Uh, (CLEARS THROAT) I, uh...
Not tonight, but thanks.
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Hey.
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Hey hey.
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(EVE SIGHS)
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-(SIGHS) Sorry about all that.
-No.
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Just that night at the bar,
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I really thought
there was something there.
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-Yeah, I saw it.
-Right?
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-Yes.
-And then we hung out, and...
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(SIGHS) This is always
what fucking happens.
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If-- If a straight guy
starts getting feelings
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for a trans girl,
it's off to the races
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and then all of a sudden,
just out of nowhere,
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bullshit existential crisis
of masculinity.
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Okay, are you sure that
that's what's going on?
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-No.
-Okay.
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(LAUGHS) No, I'm not sure
that's what's going on.
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Oh, God, this is why
I'm a writer,
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I cannot tell the difference
between what's in my head
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-and what's out here.
-Hm.
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For instance,
I made up that Curtis
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and I had a special connection
and that he'd want
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to go to a party in Brooklyn
with me tomorrow.
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Whatever.
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What about you? What's going on?
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Can I go to that party with you?
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♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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CHLOE: Brendan?
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-Yep.
-CHLOE: Come in.
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Wow, you're early.
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Yeah, sorry.
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No worries. Just tell everyone
I woke up like this.
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Wow. It's...
very decorated in here.
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Uh, I do my best.
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Can you stop snooping
around my room
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and sit, please?
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I dunno.
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I think you left
one of your sex toys out.
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Have you even tried
one of those?
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No.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Don't even try to fight it.
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(GASPS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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BRENDAN: Uh, what is this party?
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CHLOE: Maybe I should have
told you this before, but...
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it's a BodyLuv underwear party.
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Uh, what is that?
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It's about body positivity.
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(LAUGHS) It's just naked people
who wanna hook up.
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Oh. Cool.
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Okay. So, let's turn around,
get undressed,
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and on the count of three,
we'll look.
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Okay.
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(CHUCKLES)
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BRENDAN: Okay.
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CHLOE: Okay.
One... two... three.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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Fuck you!
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-Okay. My turn.
-Mm-hmm.
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-Come on, let's go.
-Okay.
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CHEERING)
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♪ ("WHO AM I TO FEEL SO FREE?"
BY JD SAMSON & MEN PLAYS) ♪
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♪ Changed our names
Used our hands ♪
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♪ We found options
That were better than a man ♪
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♪ ("DEBBIE"
BY YOUR SMITH PLAYS) ♪
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-♪ So sweet ♪
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♪ She's original ♪
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God, we are by and far
the oldest people in this party.
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-Oh, my God.
-So many mustaches.
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What about him? He's tall.
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EVE FLETCHER: Yeah, I don't
trust those architect frames.
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Yeah, there's something a little
vaguely fascist about it.
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-Ah, no, thank you. (CHUCKLES)
-MARGO: Okay, you know what?
248
00:14:34,898 --> 00:14:36,564
There's no one cute here.
249
00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:40,397
I am officially
deploying my air bag. Ugh.
250
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:41,689
-Oh, stop it.
-I give up.
251
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:42,939
-Stop it.
-No more sucking it in.
252
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:44,105
(BOTH LAUGHING)
253
00:14:45,147 --> 00:14:46,147
Well, fuck.
254
00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:49,856
-Hey.
-Hey.
255
00:14:50,439 --> 00:14:51,564
I made it.
256
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,522
I thought tonight was tough
for you.
257
00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:55,980
Yeah. Moved some things around.
258
00:14:59,439 --> 00:15:00,898
-Hey, Eve.
-Hi, Curtis.
259
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,064
So good to see you.
260
00:15:02,147 --> 00:15:03,980
Hi, you look so nice.
261
00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:06,272
Well, thank you. So do you.
Both of you.
262
00:15:10,356 --> 00:15:12,230
So, I'm just gonna take
a quick lap.
263
00:15:12,314 --> 00:15:14,105
-You're good?
-Yeah. Yeah.
264
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:15,773
-See you.
-Good to see you.
265
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,980
♪ ("CLOSER"
BY TEGAN AND SARA PLAYS) ♪
266
00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,189
(CHEERING)
267
00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:29,314
♪ I'm the type who won't get
Oh so critical ♪
268
00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:32,314
♪ So let's make things
Physical ♪
269
00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:35,814
♪ I won't treat you
Like you're oh so typical ♪
270
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,064
♪ I won't treat you
Like you're oh so typical ♪
271
00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:44,898
♪ All you think of lately ♪
272
00:15:46,147 --> 00:15:48,522
♪ Is getting underneath me ♪
273
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:52,689
(BOTH LAUGHING)
274
00:15:54,606 --> 00:15:56,439
What about him?
275
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,564
CHLOE: I love the tie,
I love the boxers,
276
00:15:59,648 --> 00:16:02,648
-I hate them together.
-(LAUGHS)
277
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:03,731
What about her?
278
00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:06,481
BRENDAN: Oh, my God,
she's trying way too hard.
279
00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:09,731
-She's trying so hard!
-What about me?
280
00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:11,898
Was I trying too hard?
281
00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:17,773
(CHUCKLES) No.
No, you're a really good dancer.
282
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:20,814
(LAUGHING) I was trying
really hard.
283
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,689
♪ ("DROVE ME WILD"
BY TEGAN AND SARA PLAYS) ♪
284
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,105
♪ You carried romance
In the palm of your hand ♪
285
00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:29,814
♪ You called the plays for us ♪
286
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:33,522
♪ You clung to self-restraint
You followed the plan ♪
287
00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,147
What's wrong?
288
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:37,064
Nothing. I-- That's--
289
00:16:39,314 --> 00:16:40,773
My roommate's here.
290
00:16:40,856 --> 00:16:42,648
CHLOE: Zack's your roommate?
291
00:16:42,731 --> 00:16:46,606
No fucking way!
That's Harrison, my best friend!
292
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:49,564
-Uh... Okay.
-Come on!
293
00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:54,189
You guys, we're all connected.
294
00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:56,689
Chloe! Are you on molly?
295
00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:58,397
No, bitch. They live together.
296
00:16:58,481 --> 00:16:59,564
(CHLOE GIGGLES)
297
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,105
Hi. Uh, could I have
a bourbon and rocks?
298
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,606
Oh, signature drinks only.
299
00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:07,606
Okay.
300
00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:12,481
-I'll have the Otessa.
-Same.
301
00:17:14,439 --> 00:17:17,189
So, what's happening?
Why are you here?
302
00:17:17,272 --> 00:17:19,272
Uh, you invited me.
303
00:17:19,356 --> 00:17:21,564
Yeah, and then you said
you couldn't come.
304
00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:22,939
You know, I wasn't sure.
305
00:17:24,105 --> 00:17:25,147
Wasn't sure.
306
00:17:26,773 --> 00:17:29,606
(SIGHS) Curtis, have you ever
dated a trans person before?
307
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:30,731
'Cause I'm not doing a thing
308
00:17:30,814 --> 00:17:32,397
where a guy is half in
and half out.
309
00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:35,147
No, but that's
not what's happening here.
310
00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:37,189
I have no hang-ups
about who you are.
311
00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:40,606
Let me ask you a question.
312
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:43,189
Have you ever dated
a black person?
313
00:17:43,272 --> 00:17:44,314
Yeah.
314
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,773
Oh.
315
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:48,230
(BOTH LAUGHING)
316
00:17:48,314 --> 00:17:50,356
Okay, then what's your deal?
317
00:17:51,230 --> 00:17:52,314
What is this?
318
00:17:55,022 --> 00:18:00,356
Well, my deal is I drove
an hour and a half to Brooklyn
319
00:18:00,439 --> 00:18:01,648
to see you.
320
00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:05,439
On a weeknight. (LAUGHS)
321
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,356
Thank you.
322
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:12,939
-Well, okay.
-Yeah?
323
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:15,564
-Glad we got that cleared up.
-Yeah? (CHUCKLES)
324
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:19,856
♪ ("TAPE MACHINE"
BY STRFKR (KAUF REMIX) PLAYS) ♪
325
00:18:21,064 --> 00:18:24,314
♪ Thin and white
And kinky hair ♪
326
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,689
♪ A shadow's climbing
Up the wall ♪
327
00:18:30,189 --> 00:18:33,856
♪ Your letter lying
Near the phone ♪
328
00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:36,606
Oh.
329
00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:39,189
-Oh. Wow.
-(CHUCKLES)
330
00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:41,356
-I'm sorry.
-You should be.
331
00:18:42,481 --> 00:18:44,522
-I got a little greedy.
-I can see that.
332
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:48,606
How can I make it up to you?
333
00:18:50,064 --> 00:18:52,105
You could get me a drink.
334
00:18:53,356 --> 00:18:56,064
Of course. What will it be?
335
00:18:58,064 --> 00:19:00,773
White wine. With ice.
336
00:19:01,898 --> 00:19:03,397
No "please"?
337
00:19:03,481 --> 00:19:06,939
-No.
-Oh. Well, aren't you bossy?
338
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,397
Why are you still talking?
339
00:19:16,898 --> 00:19:19,980
(LAUGHS)
340
00:19:20,064 --> 00:19:22,939
-Mm, dinner's on Zack.
-What? Why?
341
00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:24,439
He's the slot machine champ.
342
00:19:24,522 --> 00:19:26,522
Okay, being completely honest,
343
00:19:26,606 --> 00:19:29,230
I spent all my money
before we even left Foxwoods.
344
00:19:29,314 --> 00:19:31,105
-CHLOE: No.
-ZACK: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
345
00:19:31,189 --> 00:19:32,314
I was so drunk.
346
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:35,105
He bought me sweatpants that say
"slut" across the butt.
347
00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:36,606
-I did.
-Ew!
348
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:38,064
(ALL LAUGHING)
349
00:19:39,314 --> 00:19:41,105
When did you guys
go to Foxwoods?
350
00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:42,230
(GIGGLES)
351
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:43,898
(CLEARS THROAT)
352
00:19:46,814 --> 00:19:50,272
Um... I'm gonna...
go to the bathroom.
353
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:56,064
I gotta go, too.
354
00:20:05,356 --> 00:20:06,439
(UNZIPS PANTS)
355
00:20:09,105 --> 00:20:10,105
Hey.
356
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:13,105
You could've told me.
357
00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:15,731
You know that, right?
358
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:18,439
We talking about Foxwoods?
359
00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:23,481
No. The... other thing.
We're roommates, you know?
360
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:25,814
Friends.
361
00:20:28,481 --> 00:20:31,481
Why would you keep something
like that from me?
362
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,481
(CLEARS THROAT)
It's all good, man.
363
00:20:43,606 --> 00:20:45,314
So, uh, do you live around here?
364
00:20:45,397 --> 00:20:46,481
No.
365
00:20:50,105 --> 00:20:52,481
-You're a writer?
-Nope.
366
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,689
What do you do?
367
00:21:00,814 --> 00:21:02,189
I watch a lot of porn.
368
00:21:04,939 --> 00:21:06,022
(HEAVY BREATHING)
369
00:21:09,522 --> 00:21:10,564
Oh, my God.
370
00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:13,856
-(KISSING)
-Grab my ass.
371
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:16,147
Grab my ass.
372
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:17,814
(GRUNTS)
373
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:19,980
What else? What else?
374
00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:24,230
Get on your knees.
375
00:21:27,356 --> 00:21:28,356
(GROANS)
376
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,564
-(MOANS)
-(DOOR KNOCKING)
377
00:21:30,648 --> 00:21:31,980
MAN: Hello? Hurry up.
378
00:21:32,064 --> 00:21:33,856
-Where do you live?
-Not too far.
379
00:21:34,356 --> 00:21:35,397
Take me there.
380
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:41,314
How are you eating chicken
at a sushi spot?
381
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:42,481
(CHUCKLING)
382
00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:44,314
I don't like food
from the water.
383
00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:45,814
-Uh-huh.
-HARRISON: You should try it.
384
00:21:45,898 --> 00:21:48,731
He never had it until last week
and now he loves it.
385
00:21:50,564 --> 00:21:53,564
-No, thank you.
-Just try a little bit...
386
00:21:53,648 --> 00:21:55,606
Oh, that's okay.
I have plenty right here.
387
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,314
Tuna is demanding
to be inside of you.
388
00:21:57,397 --> 00:21:59,064
-I actually don't want it.
-It's not me, it's just the--
389
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:00,689
Stop. Stop! I don't want it.
390
00:22:16,606 --> 00:22:17,648
(GRUNTS)
391
00:22:20,064 --> 00:22:22,064
♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
392
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:27,980
(GROANS)
393
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:36,272
What do you want me to do?
394
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:38,773
Lick my nipples.
395
00:22:53,022 --> 00:22:55,397
-Now... Now you lick mine.
-♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪
396
00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:59,731
-Will you? Come on, please?
-Uh...
397
00:22:59,814 --> 00:23:01,898
Why didn't he just tell me
he was gay?
398
00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:05,314
(LAUGHS) Maybe he isn't.
399
00:23:05,397 --> 00:23:08,105
Okay, or he's like into guys
or whatever.
400
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:09,606
Like, I'm cool with it,
you know?
401
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:12,564
Well, not every straight cis
white boy is.
402
00:23:12,648 --> 00:23:15,898
I'm not a straight cis
white boy!
403
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,856
Like, I'm-- I'm Brendan.
404
00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,397
-Oh, okay.
-I am!
405
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,314
I'm a nice guy,
and I'm funny, and...
406
00:23:23,939 --> 00:23:25,606
in high school,
everyone liked me.
407
00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:27,397
And now I'm just
like the bad guy,
408
00:23:27,481 --> 00:23:29,189
I don't know how that happens.
409
00:23:29,272 --> 00:23:31,481
Well, welcome to feeling
uncomfortable.
410
00:23:31,564 --> 00:23:33,397
-Fuck you!
-(LAUGHS)
411
00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:34,814
I've been uncomfortable.
412
00:23:36,105 --> 00:23:39,314
I know. This is unusual for you.
413
00:23:40,856 --> 00:23:43,522
But some of us feel that way
all the time.
414
00:23:43,606 --> 00:23:45,230
It's not that great, right?
415
00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:47,022
No, it sucks.
416
00:23:48,189 --> 00:23:49,189
Yeah.
417
00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,522
Can I walk you home? (GIGGLES)
418
00:23:54,606 --> 00:23:56,856
Yes. (LAUGHS)
419
00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:03,773
(MICHAEL GROANS)
420
00:24:03,856 --> 00:24:06,439
Oh, yeah. I love it
when you tell me things to do.
421
00:24:06,522 --> 00:24:08,814
-Mm.
-Tell me to suck your fingers.
422
00:24:10,022 --> 00:24:11,314
-Suck my fingers.
-Okay.
423
00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:12,397
(MOANS)
424
00:24:14,481 --> 00:24:15,522
Tell me you love it.
425
00:24:16,564 --> 00:24:17,606
Okay...
426
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:18,814
Tell me the things to do.
427
00:24:18,898 --> 00:24:20,022
I have been telling you
what to do.
428
00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,564
No, no, I know,
but tell me different things.
429
00:24:21,648 --> 00:24:24,731
Like, tell me... tell me
to put my dick in your mouth.
430
00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:26,397
(EVE SIGHS)
431
00:24:28,522 --> 00:24:31,022
Yeah, why don't we just do it
the regular way.
432
00:24:31,898 --> 00:24:33,898
(MICHAEL GRUNTS)
433
00:24:38,439 --> 00:24:39,773
Are you coming right now?
434
00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:41,814
Are you coming right now?
435
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:44,980
Okay, can-- can you hold it?
Can you try to hold it?
436
00:24:45,064 --> 00:24:47,898
-Oh! Please, hold it.
-(GROANS)
437
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,689
Try not to-- Can--
438
00:24:50,773 --> 00:24:55,064
-(GROANS)
-Okay. Okay.
439
00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:58,105
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
440
00:24:58,189 --> 00:25:00,397
(PANTING)
441
00:25:01,397 --> 00:25:03,731
-Ooh.
-I'm... I'm out.
442
00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:04,939
I fell out.
443
00:25:08,064 --> 00:25:09,105
(SIGHS)
444
00:25:11,939 --> 00:25:14,898
Thank you for walking me home.
445
00:25:16,022 --> 00:25:17,606
-I'm a gentleman.
-Uh-huh.
446
00:25:20,189 --> 00:25:22,606
So... wanna come up?
447
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,773
Mm, no thanks.
448
00:25:28,564 --> 00:25:30,481
But I still wanna kiss you.
449
00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:32,272
Yes, yeah, definitely.
450
00:25:44,564 --> 00:25:45,648
(KISSING)
451
00:25:58,939 --> 00:26:01,689
-Good night.
-Good night.
452
00:26:23,814 --> 00:26:27,189
♪ ("LAST RIDE"
BY BEACH HOUSE PLAYS) ♪
453
00:26:40,481 --> 00:26:41,648
(SIGHS)
454
00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:45,230
(LAUGHS) Oh...
455
00:26:57,356 --> 00:26:58,356
(CHUCKLES)
456
00:27:23,814 --> 00:27:26,397
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
457
00:27:51,314 --> 00:27:52,397
(KEYS CLATTERING)
458
00:28:06,856 --> 00:28:07,939
(PHONE VIBRATES)
459
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,439
(PHONE VIBRATES)
460
00:28:12,522 --> 00:28:14,939
♪ ("FICTION ROMANCE"
BY BUZZCOCKS PLAYS) ♪
461
00:28:24,939 --> 00:28:28,439
♪ A fiction romance
I love this love story ♪
462
00:28:31,439 --> 00:28:35,481
♪ That never seems to happen
in my life ♪
463
00:28:37,814 --> 00:28:41,648
♪ A fiction romance
All love and glory ♪
464
00:28:44,314 --> 00:28:48,356
♪ That never seems to happen
in my life ♪
465
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:53,731
♪ Dreams of love
and dreams of pain ♪
466
00:28:53,814 --> 00:28:57,898
♪ And dreams again
again, again, again ♪
467
00:28:57,980 --> 00:29:01,439
♪ Which can be yours
just by taking hold ♪
468
00:29:04,314 --> 00:29:06,773
♪ Dreams that I can realize ♪
469
00:29:06,856 --> 00:29:10,606
♪ Are quite contained
within your eyes ♪
470
00:29:10,689 --> 00:29:14,731
♪ Say fiction romance
is not so old ♪
471
00:29:21,439 --> 00:29:23,147
♪ A fiction romance ♪
472
00:29:24,356 --> 00:29:25,856
♪ A fiction romance ♪
473
00:29:27,522 --> 00:29:29,397
♪ A fiction romance ♪
474
00:29:30,689 --> 00:29:32,648
♪ A fiction romance ♪
475
00:29:37,856 --> 00:29:39,689
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
476
00:29:44,022 --> 00:29:44,980
♪ (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
477
00:29:45,064 --> 00:29:46,980
I really like you.
478
00:29:47,481 --> 00:29:48,689
What are we doing?
479
00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:50,189
I don't know.
480
00:29:51,773 --> 00:29:54,856
I have to cram
for two giant tests, but...
481
00:29:55,147 --> 00:29:56,648
you can join me if you like.
482
00:29:56,731 --> 00:29:58,731
BRENDAN FLETCHER:
So, this would be in your room.
483
00:30:01,189 --> 00:30:02,731
MARGO FAIRCHILD: There are
moments in your life
484
00:30:02,814 --> 00:30:04,689
when you made
a conscious choice,
485
00:30:04,773 --> 00:30:06,481
knowing that
that decision...
486
00:30:07,147 --> 00:30:09,397
would permanently change
the shape of your life.
487
00:30:09,648 --> 00:30:11,522
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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