All language subtitles for 4_English KARTOFLE

They're walking in time

They got the beat

They got the beat, yeah

They got the beat

All the kids
just getting out of school

They can't wait to hang out
and be cool

Hang around
till quarter after 12:00

That's when they fall in line

They got the beat
They got the beat

Kids got the beat, yeah

Kids got the beat

Go-go music
really makes us dance

Doing the Pony
puts us in a trance

Do the Watusi
just give us a chance

That's when we fall in line

'Cause we got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat, yeah

We got it

We got the beat

We got the beat

We got the beat

Everybody, get on your feet

We got the beat

We know you can dance
to the beat

We got the beat

Jump back, get down

'Round and 'round and 'round

We got the beat

Linda, there's that guy
from the stereo store.

Don't you think
helookshke Richard Gere?

See his cute
little butt?

You guys, let's talk about
that fox that just walked in.

We already were.

I'm gonna go over there
and change the shakers.

Coolout That's Stacy's secfion.

He's too old.

She's not even
in high school yet.

Smoking's upstairs
to your left.

Smoking's upstairs
to your left.

Smoking's upstairs.

Rat, is Dolly Parton giving you
a percentage of the profit?

Vvhatcanl do for you, gentlemen?

You the guy with the
Van Halen tickets?

I could be.

How much for something
in the first 10 rows'?

$20 apiece.

Those tickets
were only $12.50.

So don't buy them.

All the other scalpers
are sold out.

Scalper? Did you
call me a scalper?

Listen, gentlemen, I perform a service
here, and the service costs money.

Do you want the tickets
or don't you?

Okay,
we'll take them.

All right.
What'd I say, $25?

BOTHI $20!

All right.
Thank you.

Just made $16, Rats. What's the matter?
You look depressed.

I hate working the theater. All the
ac:tion's on the other side of the mall.

How's it going?

You want to take his table? Yes.

Go for it. He's cute.

Just take his order,
look him in the eye.

If he says anything
remotely funny,

laugh like you never heard
anything so funny.

And smile.

Go for it.

So, you working hard
or hardly working?

You look like you could
still be in high school.

I know.
Everybody says that.

How old are you?

Nineteen.

How old are you?

Twenty six.

Do you think we could
still be friends?

So what can I get you?

How about
a meatball sandwich,

a medium Coke,
and your phone number?

Hi.
Hello.

Get out of here,
Bradley.

Dave.
How you doing, Brad?

Cooking!

Daddy's home, boys. I shall serve
no fries before their time.

This one's
on you, dude.

Who's got the
beaucoup dolares today?

Uno dinero.

What have you got,
Mr. Buck Man?

I got a cigarette.

I got uno "nickelette."

Hey! You guys had shirts on
when you came in here.

Something happened
to them, man.

Come on, Spicoli,
just put the shirts back on.

You see
that sign?

"No shirts. No shoes.
No dice."

Right.

Learn it. Know it.
Live it.

Whoa.

He's the full hot orator.

Linda, did I show you this?
He gave me his card.

"Ron Johnson,
Audio Consultant."

Maybe we should get a frame for
this and put it up on the wall.

Come on, Linda. You're
the one who told me

I was gonna get a
boyfriend at the mall.

Do you think he'll
call this week?

Why don't you
call him?

I can't.

Yes, you can.

Guys love
that sort of thing.

Yes! Really?

Stacy, what are you waiting for?
You're 15 years old.

I did it when Iwas 13. It's no huge thing.
Ifsjustsex.

He was hot,
wasn't he?

If I didn't have a fiancé
in Chicago, I'd go for it.

Hey, how you doing?
Welcome to Ridgemont.

Will it look okay?

Well, she was an American girl

Raised on promises

Do you know where
U.S. history is?

Down the hall
and turn left.

She was an American girl

Hi, Bradley.

Grown up. Looking good.

Another year
joined at the lips.

Hi, Brad!

Denise. I'd make you see God.

Brad!

Big Cruising Vessel!

Bradley!

Thank you.

Six more payments, gentlemen,
and this beautiful

blue, four-door, luxury
sedan is all mine!

I'll give you
four tickets in the fifth row

for the low price of $140.

See that car?

Some alumni gave Jefferson
that car for playing football

when he was a sophomore.
Helped him pick it out.

Slick car.

We go way back,
you know.

Hey, Charles,
how you doing, buddy?

Car looks great.
I mean really terrific.

You're really
keeping it up wonderfully.

Don't fuck with it.

Shit!
That's my man.

Brad?

Arnold!
What's happening?

Can I talk to you
a minute?

Sure, man.

I really hate
Bronco Burger.

Ever since they started
with the chicken nuggets,

everything went
downhill.

You have to fry
all their greasy food,

and you have
to polish things.

And the manager's
an asshole.

I was just wondering...

Arnold, do you want to work
at All American Burger?

Yeah, well...

I can probably get you in. Just
let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

All right.
Okay.

Wait. Did you hear
the bell ring?

What bell?
We're here.

Aloha.

My name is Mr. Hand.

I have but one question
for you.

Can you attend my class?

It is for your own good. And if you
oan't make it, I can make you.

We have a 20
question quiz every Friday.

Your grade is the average
of all your quizzes,

plus the midterm and final
which counts for one-third.

Got it?

Also...

There will be no eating.
E-A-T-I-N-G.

No eating in this class.

You get used to doing your own
business on your own time.

That's one demand I make.

Just like you wouldn't want me to
come to your house some evening

and discuss U.S. history
on your time, understand?

Yes, sir.

This guy's been stoned
since the third grade.

Yes?

Yeah, I'm registered
in this class.

What class?

This is U.S. history.

I see the globe
right there.

Really?

Hey.
May I come in?

Oh, please.

I get so lonely when I hear
that third attendance bell ring

and all my kids
are not here.

Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this
new schedule's totally confusing.

I know that dude.

Mr. Spicoli.

That's the name
they gave me.

You're ripping my card.
Yes.

Hey,bud,
what's your problem?

No problem at all.

I think you know where
the front office is.

You dick!

I have taken the time to
print up a complete schedule

of class quizzes and the
chapters they cover.

Please pass them
to the desk behind you.

Back, back, back.

Did you hear
about this surfer guy

who pulled a knife on Mr.
Hand this morning?

Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.

A dick?

Oh, God. People
exaggerate so much here.

Linda, that girl looks
just like Pat Benatar.

I know. Wait. There are
three girls at Ridgemont

who have cultivated
the Pat Benatar look.

Chanel Semlar,

Mary Ann Zlotnick
in the red tights.

Do you think guys
find that more attractive?

Stacy, please, give me a break!
You are so much prettier!

Yeah, I know, but do you think
they'd be better in bed?

What do you mean? You
either do it or you don't.

No. There are like variables
that I might not be good at.

Like what variables?

Like, you know,
giving blowjobs.

What's the big deal?

I never did it.

You've never
given a blow job?

Never? Stace, there's nothing to it.
It's so easy.

Check it out.

Relax your
throat muscles.

Don't bite.
And slide it in.

Try it again.

Good. Push it slowly
in and out.

You got it.
Okay.

Can I ask you something and
you promise not to laugh?

Sure.
Okay.

When a guy has an orgasm,
how much comes out?

A quart or so.

No, I'm just kidding.
Just practice.

I'm not going to a morgue.

I'll get my mom
to write a note.

Nobody's getting me into a room
with a bunch of dead guys.

You have to go.

It's part of the final.
I hear it's really disgusting.

Do you know what they do?
Have you heard?

What?

The bodies
are dissected

and Mr. Vargas pulls out parts of
the dead body and holds them up.

You mean, he reaches in
and pulls this stuff out?

Like stomach and
tumors or something?

Yeah, stomach,
tumors, entrails.

Good day, everyone.
My name is Mr. Vargas.

Look. I'm a little slow today.

I just switched to Sanka,
so have a heart.

MR. VARGASI All right, now.

The World of Life.

That is the name of the
textbook we will be using.

I'm in love.

See the mustache
coming in, Rat?

You can almost
cross it out.

I'm in love.

You are
a wuss.

Part wimp
and part pussy.

What do you mean wuss?
This girl is my exact type.

All right.

Where'd you
see her?

In my biology class.

Did you get
her number?

No.

Did you get
her name?

No! No! It's too soon.

It's never too soon, Rat.

A girl decides how far she's gonna let
you go in the first five minutes.

What am I supposed to do?

Go up to this strange girl
in my biology class

and say, "Hello. I'd like you to take
your clothes off and jump on me?"

I would.

I can see it all now. This is gonna
be just like the last summer.

You fell in love with
that girl at the Fotomat.

You bought $40 worth
of fucking film,

and you never even
talked to her.

You don't even
own a camera.

You tell me, Mike.
What should I do?

This is what
you do.

Start from the minute
you walk into biology class.

I mean, don't just walk in.
Move across the room.

And you don't
talk to her.

You use your face.
You use your body.

Use everything.
That's what I do.

I mean, I just
send out this vibe

and I have personally found
that women do respond.

I mean,
something happens.

Naturally something
happens.

You put the vibe out to 30 million
chicks, something is gonna happen.

That's the idea, Rat.
That's the attitude.

The attitude?
Yeah.

The attitude dictates
that you don't care

whether she comes,
stays, lays or prays.

Whatever happens, your
toes are still tapping.

Now, when you got that,
then you have the attitude.

Good night, Stacy.

Good night, Mom.

Just look at that girl

With lights coming up
in her eyes

She's got to be
somebody's baby

She must be
somebody's baby

You look beautiful.

Thanks. So do you.

Where do you
feel like going?

I don't know.

How about The Point?

Okay.

All right. The Point it is.

She's got to be
somebody's baby

She's so fine

She's probably
somebody's only light

Gonna shine tonight

Yeah

She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

She's gonna be
somebody's only light

Gonna shine tonight

Yeah

She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

That's a really
nice jacket.

Thanks.
Thanks a lot.

It's warm.

Yeah, it is.
It's really warm.

I wonder how long
it will last.

So...

Am I gonna
get to first base?

Are you really 19?

Yeah, yeah I am.
I'm really 19.

She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

I try to shut my eyes

But I can't get her
out of my sight

I know I'm gonna know it

But I gotta get over my fright

I'm just gonna walk up to her

I'm gonna talk to her tonight

Gonna shine tonight

Make her mine tonight

Yeah

Gonna shine tonight

Make her mine tonight

So tell me,
do you like Ron?

I like Ron,
but it hurt so bad.

Don't worry.
Keep doing it.

It gets a lot better.
I swear.

It better.

Raised on the radio

Just an all-American boy

I got my favorite toy

I was

Raised on the radio

Yeah, I was raised
on the radio

Remembering
when times were bad

Love is all we need

And love was all we had

Mom says
to clean the pool.

Why can't you do it?

Your friends use the pool.
Your friends messed it up.

Your friends
use the pool, too.

I take out the garbage.

Brad!

Brad, have Mom and Dad
seen these?

They're not home yet.

Brad?
What?

What would you say
if I asked you

to put these in the trunk
of the Cruising Vessel

and get rid of them?

I'd say, "Who the
hell is Ron Johnson?"

Please.

Thank you very much.

Lisa's great.

Yeah.

I don't understand why you want to
break up with a girl like that.

Me and Lisa have been going
together for two years.

I love her and all.

I mean,
she's great in bed.

It's just that I'm a
single, successful guy.

And this is my
last year in school.

This could be the
best year of my life!

I just feel like I need
my freedom now, you know?

Okay, here's your
preparation stuff.

You got your sliced tomatoes,
shredded lettuce, secret sauce.

What's the
secret sauce?

Thousand Island
dressing.

What's the secret sauce
of Bronco Burger?

Ketchup
and mayonnaise.

Gotcha.

Order for you, Bradley.

Were those flowers
really for me?

Of course.

How much
did they cost?

Don't worry about it.

Want to go
to The Point tonight?

What's there to do
at The Point?

What do you mean? We've been going
out together for two years.

I don't want to have to
use sex as a tool, Brad.

Tool? Tool for what? We've been
going together for two years!

I don't want to
talk about it here.

I wanna talk about it!

Brad?

Lisa!

Brad!

You gotta flip them
or they'll burn. Great.

C-

E)-

F-

F. F.

Three weeks we've been talking
about the Platt Amendment.

What are you people,
on dope?

A piece of legislation was introduced
into Congress by Senator John Platt.

It was passed in 1906.

This amendment
to our Constitution

has a profound impact
upon all of our...

Where is Jeff Spicoli?

I saw him earlier today near
the first floor bathrooms.

Is he still on campus?
Anyone? Yes, Desmond?

I saw him
by the food machines.

How long ago?

Right before class.

Okay. Bring him in.

What is this fascination
with truancy?

What is it that gets
inside your heads?

There are some teachers
in this school

who look the other way
at truants.

It's a little game
that you both play.

They pretend they don't see you.
You pretend you don't ditoh.

Now, who pays
the price later? You!

Wait a minute. There's no
birthday party for me here!

Hola, Mr. Hand.

What's the reason
for your truancy?

Just couldn't make it on time.

You mean, you couldn't
or you wouldn't?

It was like a full crowd
scene at the food lines.

Food will be eaten
on your time.

Why are you continuously late
for this class, Mr. Spiooli?

Why do you shamelessly
waste my time like this?

I don't know.

I like that.

"L don't know."
That's nice!

"Mr. Hand,
will I pass this class?"

"Gee, Mr. Spicoli,
I don't know!"

That's nice. I really like that.
You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm going to leave your words on this
board for all my olasses to enjoy.

Giving you full credit,
of course, Mr. Spicoli!

All right.

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening

In the lane

Mommy!

Snow is glistening

Oh, no!

A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight

Walking in a winter wonderland

How fucking long
do I have to wait?

Christmas sucks.
I hate it.

You gotta get used to working holidays.
People are always screaming.

I have to quit this job.

I'm gonna get so fat no one's
gonna want to take rne out.

Ron hasn't called,
huh?

Not since November.

What does it matter?

He's a stereo salesman.

VVhat'd you wanna do, marry him?
Have kids with him?

Have this guy come home
50 years old and bald?

And have that little Pacific
Stereo sign on? Come on, Stace.

Hey, it's his loss.

Got any
Blue Oyster Cult?

No, I don't have
any Blue Oyster Cult.

I ate 34 pairs last time.
Where were you?

I was that close to working
at 7-11, you know?

VVhoa,bud!

What?

All right!
Play me?

Totally.

You got quarters?

When are those Earth, Wind
and Fire tickets coming in?

Earth, Wind and Fire? Geez,
I haven't heard anything.

The minute I
do, I'll let you know.

I'm planning on taking
my little brother over here.

Is that your little brother?
He's a good-looking kid.

Great.
Charles Jefferson

for Earth, Wind and Fire
and little brother.

I'll let you know when
they come around, okay?

Wow! Does he really
live here?

I thought he just
flew in for games.

Shit! He knows where to come
when he wants some tickets.

Go on. Get out of here. You're
messing up my business.

Come on, Rat.
Let's go get you a woman.

You ready for your
moment of truth?

Damone, I noticed I was starting
to get a pimple this morning...

Rat, the shyness routine is
really starting to aggravate me.

I mean, who is she,
anyway?

She's a waitress
in a pizza parlor.

Look at her.
Look at you.

A member
of the honor roll.

Assistant to the assistant
manager of the movie theater.

Rat, if this girl can't
smell your qualifications,

then who needs her, right?
Right.

All right.
How do you feel?

Ifeelgood.

Do you? All right. Now stop
fucking around and go get her.

Hey, Rat, you gotta
ace that jacket.

Yeah?

Yeah. All right,
that's cool.

You look good.
All right? Go get her.

$1.10, and you get
five cents back.

Thanks.

Hi. Don't I know you
from biology class?

Yeah.

What can I do for you?

I had a couple ofquesfions.
I was curious.

What do you do with the
jackets people leave here?

We keep them.

You keep them?

In case they come back. You can
look through it if you want.

No, that's cool. It would take too
long to look through all that.

I'll pick up
a new one.

What was your
other question?

Oh, my other question is

can I have your phone number
so I can ask you out sometime?

Do you have a pen?
This one's out of ink.

Yeah.

Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy.
My name is Mark Ratner.

I've gotta go.

Lisa, I have something
to tell you.

Look,
I'm a senior now.

I'm a single,
successful guy.

And I've got to
be fair to myself.

Lisa,

I think
I need my freedom.

Oh, don't do that.

Please,
please don't do that.

Brad!

Can you cover me
on register two?

Okay.

May I help you?
Yes.

This is not the best
breakfast I ever ate and...

I'd like my money back.

Okay.

I believe you have to
fill out a form.

No. I'd like my money
back now.

I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
I have to fill out a form.

Well, you ate
most of it already so...

See that sign?
It says "100% guaranteed."

You know what the meaning
of guarantee is?

Did they
teach you that here?

Sir, if you'd just
wait a minute.

Look. Just put your little
hand in the cash register

and give me my $2.75 back,
please, Brad.

Sir, if you'd just give me a minute.
I'll find the forms.

I'll take care of everything.

I don't have a minute.
You've made me late enough.

lam so tired of dealing
with incompetence.

It says 100% guaranteed,
you moron!

Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm
gonna kiok 100% of your ass.

Is there a problem here?
Can I help you, sir?

You bet
you have a problem.

Your employee used profanity and
threatened me with violence.

I'm surprised. I eat
here all the time

and usually have
good service.

All I wanted was my money
back on this breakfast.

It was a little
under-cooked.

And he threatens me with violence.
I'm gonna call your...

I can take care of it.

Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this
customer or use profanity in any way?

He insulted me first. He
called me a moron, Dennis.

Answer rne! Did you threaten
this customer or use profanity?

Yes.

You're fired.

I'm very sorry, sir. I'll
refund your money right now.

I hope you won't
hold this against us.

You know how these young
kids are these days.

Here we are.
Perhaps another breakfast?

I hope you had
a hell of a piss, Arnold!

The world's
finest surfers showed up today

to do battle with
what's turned out to be

the biggest waves
to hit this coast since 1946.

Hello. I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd
like you to meet this young man.

His name, Jeff Spicoli.
Jeff, congratulations.

Things looked rough
out there today.

I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle
with some humongous waves.

Just like I told the guy on
ABC, "Danger is my business."

A lot of people expected
Mark "Cutback" Davis,

or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard would
take the honors this year.

Those guys are fags!

That's fantastic.
Let me ask you.

When you get out there, do
you ever fear for your life?

Stu, surfing's not a sport. It's
a way of life. It's no hobby.

It's a way of looking at that wave
and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!"

Where'd you get
this jacket?

From the network. Let me ask you,
what's next for Jeff Spicoli?

Headed over to the Australian and
then the Hawaiian Internationals.

Then rne and Mick are gonna wing on
over to London and jam with the Stones.

You guys
are invited, too.

Jeff! Jeff!

Jeff, Dad says
you have to get up.

Leave rne alone. Dad says
you're gonna be late again,

you butthole!

Leave me alone!

Dad says you're gonna be
late again, you booger!

Dad, Jeff threw
his snorkel at me!

We just want to say that we're
not Spirit Bunnies anymore.

We always hated that name. It
bugged the heck out of Dina and me.

It's just
such a put-down!

Really!

We know you've got a lot of
spirit, everybody, right?

And we're gonna destroy
Lincoln next week! All right!

You know, it takes a lot
of courage to get up here

and do something that you
know people will make fun of.

Yeah.
Man...

I'm never gonna talk
to those guys again.

I'm the one who
got Arnold and Dave

their jobs there
in the first place.

If you'd apologize to Dennis,
I'm sure he'd take you back.

Fuck Dennis Taylor! I'm not
gonna apologize to that wimp.

I'm just glad
we're still together

because a lot's happened, and
I really need you this year.

Look, Brad, I've been trying to
think of a way to tell you this.

We're almost out of school.
It's our last year.

And I think we owe it
to ourselves to be free.

To go out
with other people.

I still want
to be friends.

What do I say to her
once we get in the car?

No problem, Rat. What you need
is my special five-point plan.

Come on, Damone,
I need real help.

What do you mean?

Men have died trying to obtain
this valuable information.

But I'll give it to you
for free.

What's your
five-point plan?

All right.
Now, pay attention.

First of all, you never let
on how much you like a girl.

Oh, Debbie. Hi.

Two. You always
call the shots.

Kiss me,
you won't regret it.

Three. Act like wherever you
are, that's the place to be.

Isn't this great?

Four

When ordering food, you
find out what she wants

then order
for the both of you.

It's a classy move.

Thelady will have the linguine
in a white clam sauce,

and a Coke with no ice.

And five.

Now, this is
most important, Rat.

When it comes down to making
out, whenever possible,

put on side one
of Led Zeppelin I V.

This is a nice car.

Yeah. It's my sister's.

Yeah?

Do you have
Mrs. George for English?

Yeah.
She's pretty good.

Yeah, she is pretty good.

Have you decided?

Um, yeah.

I'll have
the knockwurst.

ExceHenL

You work at
Cinema Four, right?

That must be great. You get
to see all those free movies.

You get free popcorn.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Would you mind if I excuse
myself for a moment?

Oh, no, go ahead.

Are you ready
to order here?

She will have
the knockwurst.

And you?

I'll have the same.

Anything to drink?

Coke.

Two Cokes.

Okay. Thank you.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Hello?
Mike, it's Mark.

What happened to your date?

MARK".
It's happening right now.

Everything's fine except

I left my wallet at home.

Why don't you
go home and get it?

No, I can't! I'm here. The
food's coming and everything.

Look, would you do me a favor?
Just borrow your mom's oar.

Drive to my house, get my
wallet and bring it here.

Hello? Mike?

Mike?

Geez, I'm really
kind of busy, Rat.

Just do me this one favor.

I swear I won't ask you for anything
again in this lifetime or any other.

But just please
do this for me.

You owe me for this one.

Okay, thanks.
Thanks a lot. Thanks.

Beaver,
are you all right?

What happened?

Are you sure there's nothing
else I oan bring you?

Do you want
another Coke?

Um, okay.

Two more Cokes.

Hey, Mark,
is that you?

Yeah, hi.

You come here?

Yeah. I come for the strudel.
It's great.

Hey, listen, I found your
wallet the other day.

You want it back?
Oh, wow! Yeah.

I was looking for this.

Oh, Mike, you don't
know Stacy Hamilton.

Stacy,
this is Mike Damone.

Hi.
Hi.

Nice to meet you.

See you later.

Right. Gotta be going.
See you later.

You wanna go?
Yeah.

I had a really
nice time tonight.

Me, too.

I'm real sorry someone broke
in and stole your tape deck.

Ineverthcught it would've
happened at such a fancy place.

I know. You want to
come in for a sec?

Okay, sure.
Good.

Where's your brother?

He's out tonight
with some friends.

Can I get you
something to drink?

No, that's okay.

Oh. Well, would you mind
iflchange?

No.

Okay. Could you get this for me?
It always sticks.

Thanks.

Where are your parents?

My parents are out of
town for the weekend.

Brad and I are
watching the house.

This is a really
nice picture of you.

Thanks.

You can come in my room
if you want.

So, what do you
want to do?

I don't know.

Um...

You want to look
at a photo album?

I keep a lot of pictures from
when I grew up and stuff.

It's kind of
stupid, huh?

Sure. Yeah.

Yeah? Great.

Photographs.

This is the one
that Brad took.

It's like double-image type thing,
you know. It's like a mirror.

This is me being stupid.

And this is my dog Gypsy,
and my cat Tullio.

They're dead now.

Remember him?
Mr. Degan?

You had Began'?

He always wore the same suit!
The same suit!

He must've had
500 of those suits.

He was terrible!

No, I think it was one.

So you go out there
and you get one, too

Love rules

Love rules

Love rules

Yeah, love rules

You know, I just
thought of something.

What?

My sister is crazy
when it comes to her car.

It's gotta be back by 11:00.
VVant to call her?

No.Look,LH
She gets crazy.

Her car is her baby.
I better be going.

Really?
I'll call you.

Well, I'll see you
in class. Okay?

Bye.

Love rules

Mark Ratner
doesn't like me.

Mark Ratner doesn't like you?
You're crazy!

No, he shows absolutely
no interest in me.

Mark Ratner is definitely somebody you'd
have to make the first move with.

Linda, I did. I made the first
move, I made the second move.

I made a complete jerk out
of myself, is what I did.

What do you care
about Mark Ratner for?

He's a 16-year-old usher
in the movie theater.

You have dated older guys. You work
at the best food stand in the mall.

And you are a close
personal friend of mine.

Yeah. But I was really
beginning to like him.

Yeah? If that's true, you
better find somebody else fast.

Seen the new Playboy?

Good?

Bo Derek's tits.

All right.

I like sex.

People on ludes
should not drive.

Hey, this is
my brother's car.

You said
he was out of town.

And he is.

All right.
Then don't hassle it.

You're crazy, Spicoli!
That light was red!

It was yellow a minute ago.
I'm sure.

Hey, you're gonna
scratch my brother's car.

No, I'm not.

Look, I'm driving.
You navigate.

Where is this party?

Make a right, right here.
Here! Here! Here!

My brother's gonna kill us!
He's gonna kill us!

He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill rne.
He's gonna kill us!

Hey, man, just be glad
I had fast reflexes.

My brother's gonna shit!

Make up your mind, dude.

Is he gonna shit
or is he gonna kill us?

First he's gonna shit,
then he's gonna kill us!

Relax, all right?

My old man is a
television repairman.

He's got this ultimate set of tools.
I can fix it!

You can't fix
this car, Spicoli!

I can fix it.

Ha.

Hey!

I'm giving you $50.
No,no,no!

That means if you win,
I give you $25.

If I Win,
you give me $5.

You can't lose.
All right.

I'll put you down
for $5.

Now, don't forget about
the 14-point spread.

Fourteen-point...

I don't believe those guys at
Lincoln did this to Jefferson's oar!

They totaled it.
I can't believe it.

Jefferson's gonna really
make Lincoln pay for this.

That guy's gonna
totally destroy them.

Annihilate.
You know what I mean?

Shit, he is pissed off.

They may well mean
what they say about you

You might wander back
to future friends

You may want someone
just to talk to

Come too close
and take you by the hand

'Cause now you see there's more
to life than what we lovers do

Oh, shit!
Hut. Hut.

Brought down again by 33,
Charles Jefferson.

Hit by Jefferson.
Crunched by Jefferson.

Man! Jefferson. Jefferson.
Jefferson. Jefferson.

Jefferson.

Stretcher!

Again by Jefferson.

Five, four,
three, two, one!

There's nothing to eat here.
What do you mean?

Take a look. There's
nothing I can eat.

Get a trout dog.

Forget it. Do you have any
fish here that isn't breaded?

It's all prepared
the same way.

Get a whaler.

Or a clamwich.

Ever hear the word blemish? VVant
me to eat something deep fried?

Let's get out of here.

Let's go.

Thank you. Come again,
and have a nice day.

I sent a letter
to Doug today.

Can't wait until
he gets out here.

What's Doug doing
in Chicago?

He works for the airline.
You'll meet him.

Oh, Linda,
you have to do this.

What?

"Rate Your Mate."

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

Let me test Doug.
Okay.

"Most satisfactory
love making occurs,

"A, when your mate
climaxes first.

"B, when you climax first. C, you
and your mate climax together?"

Climax together.

This is gonna
be great, Rat.

It's like the highlight
of their day.

Maybe we ought
to call first.

I don't know about
dropping in like this.

Are you kidding? We're
gonna surprise them.

Just fix your collar,
all right?

Relax. Just be cool.
Attitude, remember?

Where'd you get that,
out of the hamper?

Hey,
this is clean.

Look, friend,
it's like riding a bike.

You fall off,
you get right back on.

You mess up a date,
do it again!

Do you always climax with Doug?
Yes.

I think so.
He's no high school boy.

DAMONEI Hey!

Came over to help you
with your math homework.

You could use it
on such a hot day.

Don't worry.
They're gonna let us in.

Okay.

Promise you're going to leave
as soon as my mother gets home.

Okay.

Linda, this is
Mike and Mark.

Hi, how you doing?
Good.

The water looks great.
Check it out. Yeah.

Looks fine. Wait.

Very funny! Very funny!

Lin, come in!

I'll judge your dive.

I used to be
a champion, you know.

Does Mom know
you have company?

It's just Mark and Mike
from school.

Hi.
How you doing?

Hi, Linda.
Hi, Brad.

Could you keep it down?
I have work to do inside.

Okay.

Who's his tailor?

God, he hardly talks anymore.

Yeah, I know.
He hates wearing a uniform.

Rat, show them how
you can stand up underwater.

Come on.

What are you doing?
Watch out, Rat!

Leave me alone!

All right, Damone,
you're gonna get it.

Hi, Brad.

You know how cute
I always thought you were.

Stacy, do you have Q-tips?
I've got water in my ears.

I don't know.
Check in the house.

Wait. Just a minute.

Doesn't anybody
fucking knock anymore?

In 1898, Spain
owned Cuba outright.

Think about it.

Cuba owned by a disorganized
parliament 4,000 miles away.

Cubans were in a constant...

Cubans were in
a constant state of revolt.

In 1904,

the United States decided to
throw a little weight around...

Who is it?

Mr. Pizza Guy.

Again?

Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.

Who ordered the double
cheese and sausage?

Right here, dude.

Foryou,dude.

Am I hallucinating? What in the
hell do you think you're doing?

Learning about Cuba
and having some food.

Mr. Spicoli, you're on
dangerous ground.

You're causing a major
disturbance on my time.

I've been thinking
about this, Mr. Hand.

If I'm here and you're here,
doesn't that make it "our" time?

There's nothing wrong
with a feast on "our" time.

You're absolutely right, Mr.
Spicoli. It is our time.

Yours, mine and everyone
else's in this room.

But it is my class.

Hamilton, Brandt,
Cornfeld, up front!

Mr. Spicoli has been kind
enough to bring us a snack.

Be my guest.
Help yourselves.

Get a good one.

Mike?
Mike? Hi.

Hi.
How you doing?

Good.
How are you?

I hate walking. I have to walk every day.
It's such a drag.

Why don't you get a
ride with somebody?

Sometimes I ride with my
brother, but he works mornings.

Then he drives
himself to school.

What a guy.

Listen, Mark Ratner
really likes you.

Do you like him?

Mark is really nice.

But I think I like you.

Well, this is me.

Do you have
any iced tea?

Yeah, sure.

Come on in.

The annuals are
coming out pretty soon.

You gonna get one?

I don't know.

Oh, come on.

Aren't you curious to see how
your picture turned out?

I know what I look like.

I know.

But it's nice to have pictures
of your friends and stuff.

I don't know. Maybe.
It's no big deal.

I probably will.

Must be nice having a pool.

You want to go swimming?

Yeah, sure.

I'm going to go change, okay?
Yeah.

Okay, great.

This is great iced tea.

Come on.
Huh?

Brad keeps his stuff
in the change room.

This is nice.
Yeah?

Yeah.

These'll fit you.

You're really
a good kisser.

Yeah?

So are you.

You want to take off
your clothes, Mike?

You first.

Both of us
at the same time.

Okay.

She's gonna be
somebody's only light

Gonna shine tonight

Yeah

She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight

I try to shut my eyes but I
can't get her out of my sight

I know I'm gonna know it
but I gotta get over my fright

Wait. I'm just gonna
walk up to her

I'm gonna talk to her tonight

Mike! Mike!

Are you okay?

I think I came.
Didn't you feel it?

Yeah. I guess I did.

I gotta go, Stacy.

I've really gotta go.

See ya.

Bye.

Linda, how long
does Doug take?

Doug takes
forever.

Come on.

He takes
20 to 30 minutes.

I thought you said he
took 30 to 40 minutes.

That's right. I'm sorry.
I meant 30 to 40 minutes.

Why? How long
did Damone take?

Damone took
15 to 20 minutes.

That's not bad
for a high school boy.

Raised on the radio

Yeah, I was raised
on the radio

Just like an all-American boy

Mike! Hi!
Hi.

God, I haven't seen you for a while.
Yeah.

Kind of in a hurry.
Got stuff I gotta do.

I'm in a hurry, too.

I just thought
I'd say hi to you.

Hi.

Hamilton, I'll take over
the fryer for a while.

Those boys at IBM ordered a stack
of those Catoh-of-the-Day boxes.

I told them you would personally
deliver them within the hour.

Aye, aye, sir.

Hamilton, come over here.

What are you doing?

I'm changing.

You took off your
Captain Hook uniform.

I thought I'd put my street
clothes on for the drive to IBM.

The uniform's
uncomfortable.

You're going there as a representative
of Captain Hook Fish and Chips.

Part of our image, part of
our appeal is that uniform.

You know that.

You want me to
put the stuff back on?

Yes, I do.
Show a little pride.

Aye, aye, sir.

Talk on the phone
Call up the coast

Call it collect
Dial direct

Reverse the charges
If they accept they're home

Or you can go overseas
Speak Japanese

Buy a new Sony
They make great TVs

Do the Watusi
Watch I Love Lucy, too

But don't let nobody

Tell you that there's
nothing to do

Well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody

Tell you that there's
nothing to do

Dina, can you honestly
tell me that you forgot?

Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander
or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?

That's kid stuff.
Kid stuff?

How about the tunes?
I want you to want me.

The dream police

Your mama's all right
Your daddy's all right

They just seem
a little bit weird

Mike? Mike?

Can I talk to you
for a sec?

Stacy, I'm doing business.
Call me tonight, all right?

No. I've gotta talk
to you now. Okay?

Don't go away.

Look at them.

I hope this is important because
I could be blowing a big deal.

Mike, I just...

I just want you to know
that I'm pregnant.

How do you know it's mine?
We only did it once.

I haven't been with anybody else.
I know it's yours.

Jesus! It was your idea.

You wanted to do it. You
wanted it more than I did!

No. Take that back.

All right. I take it back.

Look, we gotta do something about it.
I mean...

We gotta get an abortion.

My brother Art
got his girlfriend one once.

It's simple.
It's no big deal.

Yeah. I got that planned.

It's going to cost
$150 at the Free Clinic.

Doesn't sound free to me.

I suppose you want me
to pay for it.

Half, okay?
And a ride to the clinic.

$75 and a ride.

Okay.

Okay. Thanks.

Thank you.

God.

Rick, I need
that $50 you owe me.

Don't have it.

I know times are tight,
but I really need it.

Don't have it now.

When you needed the tickets,
I got them for you.

So close to stage
you probably scared the band.

I'm not the Bank of America.

I know you're not the Bank of
America, but I need my $50.

How about Thursday?

Thursday's too late.
I need it tonight.

Can't give you
what I don't have.

Just forget about it. I'll get
it from you Thursday, okay?

All right. See you.

Flowers

And the vine

Take me

Sleeping angel

Catch me when you can

Real love affairs

Are heavy spells for a woman

And a man

Is Mike there?
This is Stacy.

Hold on, please.

Stacy, he says he's helping
his father in the garage.

He'll call you later.

Brad!

Wait a second.

Yeah, this is it.
We're just going bowling.

Okay.
Thanks a lot.

See you later.
Okay.

How we doing in here?
Debbie, you ready to leave?

Yes. Thank you.

Stacy, I can't let you go
unless you have a ride home.

Oh. I told my boyfriend
to meet me downstairs.

Okay.

Thanks.

Brad.

Since when do you
go bowling anyway?

Okay, Brad. Please don't
tell Mom and Dad.

Come On! Who did it?

No. You're not gonna
tell me, are you?

Okay. It'll just
be your secret.

Okay.

You all right?

Yeah.

Come on.

You hungry?

Yeah.

I told you to tell Mike to pay for it.
Why didn't you tell him?

Linda, he didn't show up.

That little prick!

I called his house.

His mother told me he was in
the garage helping his father.

Mike Damone's a no-brain
little prick, Stacy.

I'm not gonna let him
get away with this.

Linda,
please don't do anything.

I don't even
like the guy.

Stacy, he's not a guy.
He's a little prick!

I can't explain the way I feel

Each time
I get behind the wheel

A rush of blood comes
after power surges

And my right foot urge
is about to burst

Hi, Mikey!

Hi, Damone.

Damone, what went on
between you and Stacy?

Let me tell you something.
Sometimes girls go haywire.

It happened a month ago.

I've been trying to think
of a way to tell you since.

We were out messing around,
and something happened.

It's over.
It's no big deal.

Inevereven
called her again.

If you ask me, she's
a very aggressive girl.

Do you understand?

No, I don't understand.

She never really was
your girlfriend, Rat.

Fuck you, Damone!

There are a lot
of girls out there,

and you have to mess around
with Stacy?

What do you
gotta prove, anyway?

I'm sorry.

I always stick up
for you.

Whenever people say, "That
Damone, he's a loudmouth,"

and they say that a lot,

I always say, "Hey, you
just don't know Damone."

When they call you
an idiot,

I say, "Damone's not an idiot.
You just don't know him."

You know, maybe they do
know you pretty good.

Maybe I'm just
finding out now.

Get lost.

You want to do something
about it, Rat?

You want to do something about it?
Come on.

Come on, you wuss!
Okay. Let's go, man.

I'll break your
fucking head off.

Do something, man!

A big talker, man!

Knock this crap off!

Take it somewhere else.

Not in my gym, buddy-

Shit.

VVoke up in a great mood. I don't
know what the hell happened.

Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up.

Today we're going to explore how
this hospital preserves human life.

We'll be visiting every floor, every level
where these fine doctors and nurses

take care of us
in life and in death.

Over 30 children are
delivered here each day.

Dr. Kramer
to the nurses' station.

Good morning,
Doctor.

Hi.

Class,
this is Dr. Miller.

He'll be joining us for the
last part of our tour today.

Hi. If you guys
will follow me, please.

I'd like to ask you
one last time.

Conduct yourselves
with the utmost maturity.

You in my class?

I am today.

Yes, Greg?

Who are these guys?

Most of them
are derelicts.

They sold their bodies
to medicine for money.

About $30, I think?
Twenty-five.

Righteous bucks!

This gentleman
is named Arthur.

Arthur was good enough
to die last week of heart failure.

We are fortunate enoughtoday
to view his body

in its pristine state.

Here an incision
has been made.

The ribs have been
sawed off,

allowing us to remove
the breastplate

and really observe the human organs
as they exist in their natural state.

Here we have
the human lungs.

And here is the human
heart which, you can see,

is actually located
in the center of your chest.

Oh! Gnarly!

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

I just made a jerk
out of myself.

No, you didn't.

Can't go back in there.

Sure. VVe'll wait until they come
out, and then we'll blend in.

Here they come.

You're so nice.

I don't know I don't know
which way I should go

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low

I don't know

I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

You should be coming on pretty soon, dude.
How muoh did you smoke?

This'll be a little
demonstration of that.

Listen up.

What was that?
That was my skull.

I'm so wasted!

Oh, man!
What is this stuff?

Doesn't that stuff
cause brain damage?

Only if you take it
every day for a month.

Bitching!

Dude, I'll pick you up in the
van and go to the dance.

Later.

Jeff, you have company.

Get out of here, Curtis. I don't
hear you unless you knock.

That's better. Entrez.

Mr. Hand!

Well, were you going
somewhere tonight, Jeff?

Yeah.
The graduation dance.

It's the last school
fiesta of the year.

I'm afraid we've got some
business to discuss here.

Did I do something
wrong, Mr. Hand?

According to my
calculations, Mr. Spicoli,

you wasted a total of

eight hours of my time
this year.

And rest assured,
that is a kind estimate.

Now I have the unique pleasure
of squaring our account.

Tonight you and I are going
to talk in great detail

about the Davis Agreement,

all the associated treaties, and the
American Revolution in particular.

If you can turn to page 47 of
Land of Truth and Liberty.

Oh, I left that book
in my locker, Mr. Hand.

In that case, I'm glad I
remembered to bring an extra copy

just for you.

He was a hardheaded
man He was brutally handsome

And she was
terminally pretty

She held him up and he
held her for ransom

In the heart
of the cold, cold city

Look, Mark.

I want to apologize for
everything that's happened.

I'm really sorry.

A guy just doesn't
do that to a buddy.

I understand.
You can't help it.

You're just lewd,
crude and obnoxious.

I can deal with that.

Excuse me.

Listen,
are we still friends?

Huh?
Okay_

All right.

What Jefferson
was saying was, "Hey!

"We left this England place
'cause it was bogus.

"So if we don't get some oool
rules ourselves, pronto,

"we'll just be bogus, too."

Very close, Jeff.

I think I've made my point
with you tonight.

Mr. Hand,

do you have a guy like me
in class every year?

You know, a guy who you
make an example of?

You'll find out
next year.

No way!

As soon as
I cruise history,

I'm not coming near your
side of the building.

Cruise history?

Soon as I pass
your class.

If you pass.

You're gonna flunk me?

Don't worry, Spicoli.
You'll probably squeak by.

Yeah!
Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Aloha, Spicoli.

Honey, these are
my two star students.

Boys, I'd like you to meet
my wife, Mrs. Vargas.

Hi.

Summer! Yeah!

Totally!

I wrote him a letter.

Tell me what you think.
"Dear Doug.

"L received your message that you
weren't coming to my graduation.

"Doug, this is not the kind of
thing that occurs between adults.

"Maybe you've found someone
new, someone more mature.

"But if you ask me, Doug,
you're the one being childish.

"Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna sit
around and wait for you, forget it.

"Sincerely, Linda." What
do you think? Uh...

I have another version
where I call him an asshole.

No, that one's better.
It's more...

Mature?
Yeah.

I don't have to sink to his level.
Yeah.

I can go out with anyone
I want, practically.

That's right.

Yeah. Thanks
for cheering me up.

Come on.

Hey,dude!
I know that song.

Hey, I'm not.
I'm not!

Mattie told Hattie

About the things you do

Hey, come on down
from there.

To wooly bully you

Wooly bully

Wooly bully
Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Wooly bully, wooly bully,
wooly bully

Wooly bully, Wooly bully

Wooly bully

Linda,
I finally figured it out.

I don't want sex.
Anyone can have sex.

What do you want?

I want a relationship.

I want romance.

You want romance?

In Ridgemont? VVe can't even get
cable TV here, and you want romance.

Another summer at Perry's.
I can't. I swear.

It's not that bad.
Keep your eyes open.

There's lots of men
around here.

As we strolled by the sea

Together

Under stars
twinkling high above

So in love are we two

No one else but me and you

So in love

Two so in love

So much in love

Two so in love

So in love

Two so in love

Are you and I

Two, you and I

So in love

Hi.
Hi.

How you doing?
Fine.

I'm glad you came over

'cause I have this picture of
me that I wanted to give to you

so that you'll remember to
call me over the summer.

I don't know. I'm going to be
traveling a lot this summer

and I'm not sure...

I'll give you a call
sometime.

That'd be great.
Stacy!

You worked
at All American Burger.

Seven months ago.

I knew it.

Why don't you
get a job, Spicoli?

What for?

You need money.

All I need are
some tasty waves,

cool buzz and I'm fine.

Thanks.
Can I use your bathroom?

Yeah, go ahead.

It's the first door
on the left.

Like up this ramp?

First door on the left.

Money, and I
want it now. Now!

OkaY- Okay.
Now!

What are you doing?

The safe!
Behind the donuts!

I've been watching this place.
I know what I'm doing.

Open it up. Open it up!
Okay.

Come on! Come on!

I just started here. They just
taught me the procedure and I...

Let me figure it out.

Come on, shit head!
Let's go!

Get off my case,
motherfucker.

Hey, no towels, man.

Igotyou,
you son of a bitch.

Oh, motherfucker!

There goes your ride home.

Awesome!
Totally awesome!

All right, Hamilton.

Oh, I know something

About the ways of loving

But I could tell you, baby

That something's wrong

Look to the sky above
and the mud below

Something's driving me crazy

Got to got to get away

Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye
goodbye,goodbye,goodbye

Without a doubt

I'm telling you I'm burned out

My tank is running on empty

For far too long I need fuel

'Cause I'm getting so low

Nothing can you give me

Makes me feel

So bad

Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye
goodbye,goodbye,goodbye

I need fuel

Not the kind you give me

Makes me feel so bad

Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye
goodbye,goodbye,goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye
goodbye,goodbye,goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

I can't believe

I'm still around

Still around

It's getting kind of late

I'm gonna leave

Gonna leave

For a change of scenery

I'm going crazy

Going crazy

It's not the same

Since you've been around

I'm crazy

So crazy

You treat me
like a dirty clown

You're always
kicking my dog around

I never get nothing
but constant abuse from you

You couldn't care less what
I think or my point of view

You're always putting the make
on my friends, giving them eyes

The dirty lies about me I'm
through, it's the end of the line

Here's a ticket
one way Cincinnati

I'm sending you home
to your ma

And your daddy, so don't try to call
me you'll only be wasting your time

Oh, I know something

About the ways of loving

And I tell you baby

That something's wrong

Look to the sky above
and the mud below

Something drives me crazy

Got to got to get away

I need you but

Not your time
Look at me

Bye,goodbye,goodbye,goodbye
goodbye, goodbye goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye

Goodbye, goodbye