Original subtitles

Superman's mother: listen carefully, my son.

by now, Kalel, you are entering

the atmosphere of the planet known as earth.

I pray you have made a safe journey.

the yellow sun of your new home

will give you great physical powers,

but It cannot console your spirit.

placed aboard this vessel Is an energy module,

all that remains of a once powerful civilization--

krypton, your mother planet.

It Is my last gift to you.

once removed,

the ship will grow cold and silent,

and you will be finally alone.

the power In the module can be used but once.

use It wisely, my son.

Clark, you out here?

Clark Kent!

Hi, Mr. Hornsby.

over here.

ah, there you are.

how are you, Sir?

oh, I'm fine, Clark, how are you?

nice to see you. It's been a long time.

a long time.

I was just tidying up for when you show the place.

yeah, well, didn't I mention

there's an offer to buy sight unseen?

I won't sell to a big developer.

anybody who buys it has to want a real farm.

I don't think we need another shopping center.

darn it, Clark, why are you so stubborn?

today, nobody wants a farm.

you blink your eye, and they'll all be gone.

that's progress.

oh, my gosh, look at this.

oh, what a joker old Jonathan Kent was.

I asked him what happened to the baby's crib,

and he said...

"little Clark must have had a bad dream and kicked it."

yeah, dad liked a good joke.

I was wondering, Mr. Hornsby,

maybe you'd like to keep these

for your grandchildren.

why, thank you very much, Clark.

here. batter up.

come on, let's hit a few.

watch out, now.

these will come in pretty fast.

ha!

you never could hit a curve ball.

ha ha ha!

that's my final decision about the place.

I'm going to hold out for a real farmer.

you are?

you're just as obstinate as your father was, too.

I'm sorry. that's just how It is.

you be careful when you get back

to metropolis, Clark.

It's a long, long way

from where you were born.

yes, Sir.

I never forget that, Sir.

bye.

bye, Clark!

[whistling eine kleine nachtmusik]

what Is that god-awful noise you're making?

Mozart, my low-forehead friend.

even this wretched pit can't diminish

the spirit of true genius.

life itself started In a murky pit much like this.

a true genius like myself learns to seize the moment.

you're the first to know

that I now have plans to recreate life itself.

hey, Luthor, you better start breakin' a sweat,

or we'll throw you to the wolves!

let's get them duds dirty!

move it, meathead.

let's see a little sweat.

what's that car doing out here?

?? she ain't fakin' ??

?? whole lotta shakin' goin' on... ??

hey, stop! hold It there, son!

yo, dudes, where the hell Is this,

and how the hell do I get to cedar city?

you're on the wrong side of the state, boy!

no chance. oh, no.

ooh, you got a fine, fine,

super-fine sound system here, son.

I guess you dudes have never seen

one of these sensurround 100s, have you?

I seen one In a magazine.

come on, get in.

really?

really?

only way to hear it. come on.

all right!

hop in, bubba. let's give It a listen.

hey, this Is groovy.

doors.

what's going on?

windows.

whoa!

the top.

seats.

whoa! all right!

all right!

drive away.

y'all come back and see us now, hear?

launch.

whoa-oh-oh!

boom.

all right!

did I do ok or what, uncle Lex?

Lenny, I've always considered you

the Dutch elm disease In my family tree,

but this time, nephew, you did fine.

you skipping the country?

you pathetic product of public schools,

I've had nothing on my awesome mind

since incarceration except one thing...

both: destroy Superman.

rock!

[brakes squeal, horn honks]

sorry.

bonjour, monsieur.

comment a va aujourd'hui?

Clark!

oh.

pardon, monsieur.

ou est la gare pour...

the metropolitan station?

arghh!

help!

help!

help! somebody get help!

Superman!

he'll be all right. I think he needs a doctor.

Superman!

gentlemen, one moment.

I'd like all the people back there to know

that our subway system Is still the safest

and most reliable means of public transportation.

thank you.

thanks.

you're late, Kent!

sorry. won't happen again.

ha!

where Is everybody?

boring.

tedious.

abominable!

regardez.

voila, monsieur David Warfield.

that tycoon who owns those sleazy tabloids?

au contraire, mon ami.

he owns those sleazy tabloids

both: and the daily planet.

tedious.

don't tell me you only read pictures.

the fact is, Mr. White, that I only read the ledger,

a ledger which the previous owners

paid so little attention to,

I bought the paper out from under them.

It hasn't made any money In three years!

and the name of the game Is making money.

ladies and gentlemen, my daughter,

Lacy Warfield.

thanks, daddy.

It's very nice to meet you, Ma'am.

Mr. White, Lacy will be helping you.

helping me? helping me what?

I have some mock copies

of our new layout. super, isn't it?

the suit's not right, but we'll change it.

excuse me, Mr. Warfield,

but the world Isn't really on the brink.

Isn't that headline Irresponsible?

maybe, but It'll sell a lot of newspapers.

don't do anything rash.

I won't let you turn this grand old lady

into one of your bimbos!

Mr. White.

may I point out that daddy holds all your contracts,

which you will have to honour.

excusez-moi... your spoiledness.

why Is Lois trying to speak French?

I'm flying to Paris

for the emergency ministers conference--

not so fast. all trips are cancelled.

my trip to Paris is cancelled?

Mr. White, show me your books.

everybody else, get back to work.

we're being treated unfairly.

I'll speak to Miss Warfield.

me, too.

excuse me, Miss Warfield?

yes?

I think I speak for all of us when I say

that we'll all do our best to cooperate.

thank you.

but a reporter's first allegiance

Is to the truth.

this city's people depend on us.

we can't let them down.

thank you.

Is he for real?

100%, and I like him that way, ok?

you have a thing for him?

for Clark? no! ha ha ha!

he's kind of cute.

uh, look, Miss Warfield...

Clark Is the oldest living boy scout, ok?

he's trustworthy, he's helpful,

he's loyal, he's obedient,

he...

I don't know how to tell you this.

I just don't think he'd be attracted to somebody like you.

don't be silly. all men like me.

I'm very, very rich.

why don't you have air travel expenses?

I usually get air sick,

especially when It's bumpy.

Lois, get In here!

Lois, explain this column of figures.

chief, the president's coming on live.

oh, he is? oh.

I doubt it's good news.

It won't be that terrible.

hopefully, very terrible, Miss lane.

we could double our circulation

with a good International crisis.

and because the summit has failed,

we have no choice

but to strive to be second to none

In the nuclear arms race.

therefore, I am announcing the following measures--

I know you're all upset by the crisis.

the best thing we can do Is think positively.

now, Is there anything we can do?

doesn't anyone have a suggestion?

all right.

I'll make a suggestion.

let's write our congressmen.

that'll do a lot of good.

somebody has to be an optimist.

Jeremy?

what can we do about the crisis?

he doesn't know what's happening.

I'd write a letter to someone that would do some good.

who, Santa Claus?

no! Superman!

Superman, the subject of our newest exhibit,

has graciously donated a strand of his hair to the museum,

so we can see how strong he really is.

here you can see a 1,000-pound load

easily suspended by his single hair.

the museum will be closing soon,

so we should hurry a little.

you know what I can do with that hair?

you can make a toupee that flies.

that hair Is a sample

of Superman's genetic material,

the building blocks of his body.

with enough nuclear power to mutate the genes,

I can create a being who's more powerful than him,

who has total allegiance to me.

[snap]

you better stand back.

keep your eye out.

[alarm]

you wanted to see me?

yeah, hi, Clark. please, come in.

I've come up with a brilliant idea.

oh...really?

well, daddy thinks It's brilliant.

you'll write this new series

called metropolis after hours.

who, me? I...

It's wonderful.

It's great, Isn't it?

I'm not right for this.

you're perfect for it.

you're young,

you're single, you're successful.

I'm usually In bed by 10:30.

that's just it. you don't flaunt it.

you're no slave to fashion, although...

have you considered using contacts?

uh, they, uh, make my eyes itch.

listen, I thought we could do this together.

I know all the right places.

I belong to the right clubs.

we'll start tonight at the metro club.

oh, tonight?

yeah. It's a date.

a date?

a date?

uh, well, It's just business, actually.

I've got a letter for Superman, care of me.

Superman gets mail here?

It's probably just a picture request.

I could look after It for you, Lois.

I think It's more than a fan letter.

I think you should read it.

"dear Superman, my teacher Is speaking

"about the president's speech on the arms race.

"we're all very unhappy about it,

"and I said we should get Superman

"to rid the world of nuclear arms

because only he could do it."

"everybody thinks I'm a space cadet.

"once you've destroyed all nuclear missiles,

"they'll see I was right.

"Superman can make sure

"we don't blow ourselves up.

"thanks a lot. I know you'll come through.

your friend, Jeremy."

poor kid.

I'll get back to work.

there's an angle In this.

an angle? he's just a kid!

daddy loves whipping up campaigns,

and the public loves it!

Lacy!

we're going to make this kid a celebrity.

everybody In the world will wonder

what Superman's reply is.

welcome to metropolis, Jeremy.

I'm Mr. Warfield,

and this is my daughter Lacy.

hi, Jeremy.

now come along and meet the press.

have a good trip?

car had a flat.

oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

here, let everybody get a picture of you.

that's it, everyone.

Jeremy, over here.

what a boy!

now, come along,

and tell the American public what you told me.

I said I wish Superman would've said yes!

did you get that?

man: no, we didn't.

say It again...

loudly.

I said I wish Superman would've said yes.

Miss lane. Miss lane.

take a look at this.

hot off the press.

oh, my god!

this time, he's gone too far.

look, Clark.

can't wait for the chief's reaction.

I'm through taking It lying down!

anybody wants me, I'll be downtown!

chief look different to you?

he looks like my father asking for a loan.

I'll make sure he's all right.

look, Clark,

there's nothing we can do about it.

It's Superman's decision now.

I'm sure he'll do the right thing.

may the elders watch over you, my son.

their wisdom Is all that Is left

of a once powerful and enlightened planet.

you must listen to them, Kalel.

listen.

I know I'm forbidden to interfere,

and yet the earth is threatened

by the same fate as krypton's.

the earth Is too primitive.

you can flee to new worlds

where war is long forgotten.

If you teach the earth

to put its fate In any one man,

even yourself,

you're teaching them to be betrayed.

betrayed.

betrayed.

betrayed!

betrayed!

[speaking Russian]

[translator]and because the summit has failed,

we have no choice

but to strive to be second to none

In the nuclear arms race.

to that end,

this administration has pursued,

and will continue to pursue...

[doorbell buzzes]

therefore--

just a minute.

Lois.

there you are! what happened?

what do you mean?

"meet me at 6:00 for the press awards.

wear something really nice

and don't be late."

were we discussing some other Lois?

I'm sorry. I completely forgot.

ok, get dressed, and we'll go.

I'd rather not, If you don't mind.

I've got thinking to do,

but you go ahead, ok?

Clark...

something's wrong, isn't it?

hmm?

Is there anything I can do?

yes, as a matter of fact.

could we get some fresh air?

fresh air?

fresh air.

fresh air! sure! sure, Clark. sure.

who needs rubber chicken and speeches anyway?

come on, let's get some fresh air.

breathe really deep.

breathe. do you feel better?

Clark? Clark! Clark! things aren't that bad!

Clark, stop! oh, Clark!

Clark! Clark!

Superman!

you ok?

great.

hey, look at that.

ready? there you go! bye-bye!

how'd you like going solo?

I loved it...

but not as much as being with you.

I needed to be with you, too.

you make me laugh.

you're the only one I can talk to.

sometimes, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I'm always here for you.

you know that.

you'll do the right thing,

no matter what It is.

you always have.

thank you.

you know something?

what?

you don't even know my name.

Kalel.

you remember, don't you?

I remember everything.

"never set one of them above the rest.

love all humanity Instead."

that's not fair.

Lois.

time to go. we'll be late.

huh?

what am I doing out here freezing my butt off?

oh, you wanted some fresh air.

that's ok.

I don't want to catch a cold.

I feel kind of weird.

I feel like I have jet lag.

jeepers.

Isn't that crazy?

yeah.

how about you? you still down?

nope. things are pretty clear.

good. too much thinking wears down your batteries.

Clark, you got to go with your gut.

mmm.

come on.

ok, here you go, Jeremy.

Mr. Warfield wants shots of you

with lots of local colour.

I can't find anything special.

hi, Jeremy.

Superman!

jimmy.

what a scoop!

want to take a walk with me?

sure! ok!

jimmy, come on.

you can't! you'll get towed!

do you know what a ticket costs here?

Lacy, It's only money!

wait for me upstairs In the gallery.

sure. ok.

good luck, Superman.

thanks.

I saved you a seat.

yay!

all right, Superman!

Madame secretary, I don't represent any country,

but I'd like to address the delegates.

In that case, you will need a sponsor.

I believe that will do.

please.

thank you.

what's he going to say?

something wonderful.

madam secretary,

honourable delegates,

ladies and gentlemen.

for many years now,

I've lived among you as a visitor.

I've seen the beauty of your many cultures.

I've felt great joy In your magnificent accomplishments.

I've also seen the folly of your wars.

as of today, I'm not a visitor anymore

because the earth Is my home, too.

we can't live In fear.

I can't stand idly by and watch us

stumble into the madness of possible nuclear destruction.

and so, I've come to a decision.

I'll do what our governments haven't done.

effective immediately,

I'll rid our planet of all nuclear weapons.

yay! yay!

yay, Superman.

way to go, Superman!

Superman!

missile test alpha. all systems go.

4, 3, 2, 1.

oh! hello!

nice to see you guys!

why don't you just relax there?

I'll get on with the introductions.

Dixie...

and Trixie.

from the land of the free and the great cost overrun,

Harry howler, nuclear strategist

from America�s top think tank

and a great warmonger In his own right.

a hearty bienvenue to jean Pierre Dubois,

nuclear warhead dealer to the world.

his motto is,

"if you didn't buy It from jean Pierre,

you didn't buy it on ze black market."

general Romoff.

a lot of people think of you as the mad Russian.

I like to think of you as just madly eccentric.

please, be seated.

I know you guys are overcome with joy

now that Superman has ended the arms race,

but If we work together,

we can make the world safe...

for war profits.

make your point.

i, Lex Luthor,

the greatest criminal mind of the modern era,

have discovered a way to destroy Superman.

behold, my unscrupulous friends.

shut those blinds!

the sun is hurting my eyes!

exactly. you know what the sun is?

It's a huge nuclear bomb

with so much radiation In it,

It could incinerate the average man like that!

yes, but Superman Is no average man.

aha! right.

what Is your plan?

boys, old Lex here has kind of a secret recipe,

a genetic stew In this dish, If you will.

If you'll put this on one of your missiles,

Superman will have the biggest surprise of his life.

I'll introduce him to his first nightmare--

a nuclear man.

he'll pierce his skin.

he'll make him mortal. he'll become sick.

we'll dance on his grave.

why should we deal with a scoundrel like you?

remember my motto,

"the more fear you make, the more loot you take,"

and the more missiles you guys sell.

yes, but what's In It for you?

a tiny commission.

something appropriate.

a number...

with a lot of zeros behind it.

[snaps fingers]

Lenny.

the new genetic material.

and now, Leonard...

your uncle Lex, with this protoplasm

that I've grown from Superman's hair cells...

will duplicate creation itself.

ow.

now the fabric.

uncle Lex, this ain't gonna cover him.

the computer inside will weave enough material

to maintain the high moral standards

that I've always subscribed to.

you know what this means, uncle Lex?

what?

we're going to be parents!

what's your name, sergeant?

York, Sir!

at ease.

[snap]

[telephone buzzes]

launch control. yes, Sir?

yes, Sir.

there's a weather problem. we got a hold.

hold?

what's your name, son?

Gorham.

Gorham, Sir.

Gorham, Sir.

you know your code book?

of course, Sir.

It's a 2706, Inclement override.

on my command, fire.

yes, Sir. standby to launch.

10, 9--

[alarm]

Missed us.

reach out!

come on!

down!

reach out!

and stretch!

down!

up!

oww! ahh!

Clark, are you ok?

I'll sit this one out.

oh, are you sure?

but It's great for your series.

let's try It again. come on, let's start.

2...

3, 4... 3, 4...

1, 2, 3...

I don't think so.

Clark, are you ok?

48.

49.

23...done.

ok, you try It now.

ok.

let's set it a little higher for you.

just push down.

are you ok?

need some help?

just step down.

thank you.

your friend doesn't know his own strength.

Clark, this Is Paul.

he's a trainer here.

I got just the thing for you.

over here, Clarkey.

Clarkey?

It's nice of him to help me out.

here, try this one.

oh, Clark, are you ok?

yeah.

sorry.

no pain, no gain.

jeez, what a jerk.

I never realized It before.

I guess a lot of people I know are jerks.

maybe you think I'm one, so you avoid me.

no, I don't think that.

I've just been really busy, that's all.

you know Lois Is doing that interview with Superman

about his peace Mission?

maybe the four of us could meet for high tea.

It's very chic.

Paul: could you hand me those weights, Clark?

uh, excuse me.

wait a minute, Lacy.

come early.

the view Is so romantic from my balcony.

see ya.

oh, sure. here.

not those! the other one!

uh...no pain, no gain?

[low-pitched hum]

what was that?

uncle Lex, you're spooking me out.

[low-pitched hum]

there.

madam...

thank you very much.

oui, monsieur. au revoir.

au revoir.

I'm incredible.

uncle Lex, he's like...

he's beautiful. he's perfect.

welcome home, nuclear man.

your father's happy to see you.

the sun has given him Internally generated heat.

I'm, uh...

you are...

I'm...what? I'm a genius?

I'm incredible! I'm...

you are nothing!

I am the father now.

you have my voice.

no, you have my voice.

just remember, I made you.

you're just an experiment, freako.

what's that?

oh, no.

I'm an experiment?

I'm freako?

I was just kidding!

If anyone's freako here, It's got to be me!

oh, wow!

oh, wow! I'm break dancing! hey!

this rocks! hey! oh! whoa...

I made you. I can destroy you.

destroy.

destroy Superman now.

you sweet thing! but not quite yet.

come here.

We'll discuss when the proper time is.

uncle Lex.

oh, no!

he's, like... he's, like, cold.

of course he is.

that's his vulnerability.

that's the only way he can be stopped.

what?

Lenny, my loud-mouth nephew,

he gets his energy from the sun.

without it, he's like you at night...

useless.

nobody's perfect.

[humming]

you know, I never had a double date before.

this Is fun. how do I look?

illegal...

like the last six dresses you tried on.

uh, listen, Lacy,

I don't want to burst your bubble,

but Clark won't notice what you're wearing.

[doorbell] yes, he will.

oh, there's Clark.

you look great.

oh, maybe It's just Superman.

no.

no, Superman makes a different kind of entrance.

[ring]

hi, Lacy.

hi, Clark.

could you break a 20?

driver didn't have any change.

yeah, sure. let me get my purse.

hi, Lois.

hi, Clark.

you won't believe these questions

Mr. Warfield gave me to ask Superman.

"are you part of a plot to weaken our national defence?"

It's his grey matter that's weakened.

how can I ask Superman these questions?

uh, well, politely, I guess.

let's see, I have $18 and...

Clark, she really likes you,

so notice the dress.

my American express card.

dress.

oh, hey! neat dress!

thanks. be right back.

hey, what's that?

now, there's a different kind of entrance.

hi, Lois.

hello, Superman.

how are you?

I'm fine.

oh! um, Superman, meet Lacy Warfield.

she's the boss' daughter.

how do you do?

that's a very attractive outfit.

I think we better start our interview.

two's company.

oh, right! yeah! I'll go get Clark.

he's probably helping the cab driver change a flat

or some other good deed.

something smells wonderful.

oh, thank you.

I'm cooking some scallops and duck

In this wonderful mushroom sauce with champagne,

In case we got hungry afterwards.

uh...I mean, later.

you shouldn't have gone to all that trouble.

should we get on with the interview?

yes, let's get on with it.

um...

um...

have...have you had any trouble

confiscating the missiles?

there always was the possibility

that some warped individuals

would take advantage

of the world's good will, but--

Is there something wrong?

oh, my dinner!

um, I'll be right back!

hi.

I Missed you, Clark.

It's so boring up there with Lois and Superman.

let's go do something wild.

that wouldn't be polite.

yeah, you're right.

how can one man be so square

and so delicious?

all right. let's go.

If I have to face Superman,

so do you.

oomph! uh...Lacy.

oh, Clark.

uh...uh...stop.

I don't believe it!

I've never had a duck turn out so perfectly!

I'm out here, Lois.

oh.

Isn't It beautiful?

the city's beautiful.

the whole world Is beautiful.

I've always felt moments like this should be shared

with someone you care a lot about.

[doorbell rings]

Isn't that the doorbell?

yes.

Lacy.

where's Clark?

well, the elevator--

never mind. It's a long story.

It always is with Clark.

[doorbell rings]

oh, great, that's him!

Clark?

hi. those bellboys should look where they're going.

Superman?

Superman?

Is dinner ready? can we eat?

yeah. let's go sit down.

oh, great.

[crash]

ohh! sorry! oh, dear.

oh, no, that's ok.

just leave it there, Clark.

let me just get a rag.

be right back.

where's Clark?

[high-pitched sound]

Lex: ?? hello, dolly ??

?? hello, dolly ??

?? It's so nice to have me back where I belong ??

don't be concerned, blue boy.

only you can hear me.

It's my own private frequency.

you might call this Lex TV.

look to your left, tall, dark, and handsome.

I'll blow 20 stories off that building...

give or take a floor or two. peace.

men.

I hope Clark's ok. I better look.

ok.

I'm sorry.

an emergency's come up.

my apologies to Miss Warfield.

oh, but--

Superman!

take me with you!

I could cover the story!

have you seen Clark? huh?

guess who.

It's your old friend Lex.

If you'd planted a bomb,

you'd be miles from here by now.

this Is my nephew Lenny.

he worships me.

the dude of steel.

boy, are you gonna get it!

silly me, thinking I could fool the super guy.

you're right. no bomb.

It's just that you're so involved

In this world peace bit,

you don't have time for social calls.

I confess.

I tricked you.

you look great.

enough small talk. what are you up to?

you know, you're a workaholic.

you're playing a good guy 24 hours a day.

why don't you stop and smell the roses?

get yourself a pet-- a kitten, a puppy.

you hate children and animals.

why are you In metropolis?

I want to introduce you to the new kid on the block.

look closely at the cell structure.

you see anything familiar?

you've already broken all the laws of man.

now you've broken the laws of nature, too.

you must have hidden a device

on a missile I hurled into the sun.

you know, Mr. muscle, I'll Miss our chats.

you're the only one that could keep up with me.

Lenny!

what?

I want to propose a toast.

to a nice guy...

who's about to finish last.

arrr!

destroy Superman!

later.

he's a little bit anxious.

can you blame him?

not one of your great thinkers.

but I, In all modesty, am.

the touching thing about this plan

Is you helped me devise it.

prison twisted your mind Into a delusionary state.

no, no, no. listen.

I escaped from prison with one thing on my mind--

the end of Superman.

so there I was, the first time ever

that I didn't have a long-range,

truly devious criminal scheme.

and then I came up with it.

with this guy

and you gone,

I'll make a fortune rearming the world.

you'd risk nuclear war for your financial gain?

nobody wants war.

I just want to keep the threat alive.

[sizzle]

nifty, huh?

good night, sweet prince.

parting is...

inevitable.

destroy Superman!

first, I have fun.

Aah!

[screaming]

Aah!

help me!

[applause]

thank you, Superman.

[screaming]

Santa Maria...

oh!

oh!

un gran miracolo. grazie.

[speaking Italian]

eeyi! hah!

Aah!

[boom]

Aah!

oh!

arrrgh!

arrrgh!

Aah!

yaaa!

I said I'd get you

to run one of our papers yourself,

and I meant it.

congratulations, Miss publisher.

thank you, daddy. that's very nice.

step into your office.

where'd this come from?

oh, somebody brought It in.

we bought It cheap.

ok. this time you have both gone too far.

you can print your rag without Lois lane.

and you certainly have no right to this.

Lois, I'm sorry.

oh, let her go, darling.

I mean, she's useless.

and while you're at it, fire that Clark Kent.

he hasn't been around or even telephoned.

I know. I'm worried.

oh, kitten,

didn't we have our little talk

about personal Involvement

with the help?

now that you're the publisher--

daddy...

yes, darling?

stuff it!

Lois? Lois, I'm sorry.

I promise you I had nothing to do with that.

have you heard from Clark?

no.

[knock on door]

just a minute.

oh, Lois. what are you doing here?

I knew it.

oh, I've just,

uh...just got a really bad flu.

what do you mean you knew it?

how'd you know?

you haven't been to work.

you haven't called the office.

you haven't even called me back.

how could you not call me back?

whatever It is,

I guess you've got your reasons,

but I knew you were here, you know?

somehow...

somehow something pulled me here.

I always know when Superman's In trouble.

ha ha! Superman? something's happened to him?

everybody's saying he's dead, but...

It can't be true. I just know it.

I feel It In my heart.

I think he just needs help.

well, wherever he is, Lois, I'm sure he'll manage.

well, If he can't...

manage...

and he really is... In trouble,

then there's, uh...

there's a few things I'd like to tell him.

I'd tell him...

that I will always cherish the time

we spent together,

and I never expected anything In return

and no matter how few minutes I saw him for,

It always made me happy.

and I would tell him... that I love him,

and that I'll always love him,

and that...whatever...

happens to the world, I...

I know that...

that he's doing his best to make sure

that It'll be all right for the rest of us.

well, wherever he is, Lois,

I know that...

he would want to thank you.

listen, I'm, um...

I'm pretty tired, you know,

so I think I'll just rest here

for a while, ok?

I'll be fine. It's ok.

please?

well, I hope you feel better, Clark.

thanks.

[sniffling]

um...

if...if you do see him,

um...or--or--or hear from him,

he might need this.

oh, Lex, we're all very pleased

at all the nuclear missiles and arms you've helped us sell,

and, uh, we've decided to increase your commission.

oh, guys, really, that's great.

It's the least we could do.

well, I have another idea.

gentlemen, I've decided

to assume control of the company.

my first official act Is to say, "you're fired!"

you're mad.

oh, really? look at this.

If you want a reference for work,

forget it!

that was a good bit.

you know, with my brains

and your... frankly, your brawn,

the possibilities are absolutely staggering.

I could be president, emperor, king.

did you see how scared those guys were?

and what do you fear?

what? now?

with Superman dead, and you're on my team?

It's like I'm the coach,

and you're the best power forward ever.

what's to fear?

all that remains of krypton's energy

Is yours.

after It Is gone,

you will belong solely to your new home.

If our dying planet can save your life, my son,

we have not died In vain.

[rumbling]

rrraaarr!

[horns honking]

where Is the woman?

you'll never find her.

If you will not tell me, I will hurt people.

rooaarr!

yaaaah!

rooaarr!

stop! don't do it! the people!

[Sirens]

Aah!

yaaahh!

ohh!

easy, now, easy.

slow, slow, slow.

stop! that's enough!

that's enough.

you win. I'll take you to her.

raaarrgh!

yaahh!

rooaarr!

where Is she?

far away from here and safe.

don't go In there. she's not In there.

ah...aahh...

errr!

errrr!

raarrr!

grrrrr!

Aah!

uugh!

Aah!

aaaahhh!

aaarrrrgh!

rrrarrrr!

we've got to tone down these headlines.

tone down our headlines?

Lacy, that's all the common man reads.

we could do with less sensationalism.

less sensational papers go broke.

I taught you long ago

that the business of newspapers Is business.

no, daddy.

our business Is journalism.

we can't be so irresponsible.

otherwise,

we'll lead everyone Into a disaster.

don't be overdramatic.

what kind of disaster

could we possibly bring about?

raaaarr!

Lacy!

aaahh...

oh!

[alarm]

what's going on?

[applause]

are you sure you know

what you're doing, Mr. White?

well...

uh...ahem.

here comes Mr. Warfield.

you'd better have an explanation, White,

or you'll talk to your lawyers from jail.

you know, I'm not a tycoon.

I'm just an old reporter,

but I've read enough In my own newspaper

about hostile takeovers of big companies,

and you, Mr. Warfield,

must have been asleep at the wheel,

because I convinced the bankers of this city

that our daily planet should be treated

like a natural resource, protected from predators,

so I convinced them to lend me the money.

I bought up the outstanding shares,

and you, Mr. Warfield, are now a minority shareholder.

everyone back to work.

way to go, chief!

ha ha ha ha ha! yay!

I'm sorry.

you win some, you lose some.

now, this Is what I call a newspaper.

compliments of the daily planet.

have a nice day!

we did it! we're back!

hi, everybody. am I late?

hey, Mr. Kent. no, he's not here yet.

It must have been an effort for you

to drag yourself out of bed this morning.

I'm feeling better.

had a visit from a good nurse.

It must have been some pretty good medicine,

because Miss lane said you were really ill.

jimmy, sometimes all you need

Is some loving attention

from the right person.

glad you're back, Clark...

and remember...

I am covering Superman's press conference.

you just tape crowd reactions.

reactions, ok.

oh, dear.

guess I'll need a tape recorder.

be right back.

Clark.

same old Mr. Kent. he'll never change.

I hope not.

whoo!

[applause]

hi, Superman.

Lois, good to see you again.

good to see you, too.

morning, gentlemen.

excuse me.

thank you.

we've survived the threat of war

and found a fragile peace.

I thought I could give you freedom from war.

I was wrong. It's not mine to give.

we're still a young planet.

there are galaxies out there,

other civilizations for us to meet,

to learn from.

what a brilliant future we could have.

and there will be peace

when the world's people want It so badly

that their governments will have to give It to them.

I wish you could see the earth as I do.

when you really see it, It's just one world.

think he'll find us?

never. we'll lay low for a while,

couple of years.

I'll come up with a new plan.

whoa. good thing I brought my drums.

[horn honks]

oh, no!

uncle Lex, you won't believe this,

but It's...

Superman. Superman.

oh, wow!

oh, wow!

hey, this rocks! hey!

morning, father.

Lenny's been under a bad influence.

think you can help him?

every boy can be helped.

I think you're right. good luck, son.

come with me, my friend.

do you have a drum set?

hey! Mozart�s back!

[whistling eine kleine nachtmusik]

Dwayne, Mozart�s back!

I see him, bubba!

[whistling]

shut up!

[laughter]

marshal, take him away.

thank you kindly, Superman.

come on, Luthor.

one thing-- how'd you beat him?

high school physics.

I figured that If your creature

was born from the sun,

that was his energy source.

will the world be vaporized?

no, Luthor.

as always, It's on the brink,

with good fighting evil.

see you In 20.

^ BugTitleZ ^