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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:25,657 Jerome! Jerome! Put on that Bobby Womack! 2 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:28,390 No, girl. I wanna go way back. 3 00:00:28,483 --> 00:00:30,763 Yeah, check this out. 4 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:25,490 Oh, great. 5 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,260 Please put that in the kitchen until the reception. 6 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:29,420 Thank you very much. 7 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:32,397 Watch the wall. The wall! The wall! 8 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:35,420 Now who we got over here? Who's this pretty lady? 9 00:02:35,517 --> 00:02:37,757 I told Oliver we shouldn't do this in our home. 10 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:38,890 What's wrong? 11 00:02:38,983 --> 00:02:42,293 I don't know why we couldn't have done this at the church like everybody else. 12 00:02:42,383 --> 00:02:46,233 But oh, no. Mike, would you get that out of my face, please? 13 00:02:46,317 --> 00:02:49,727 Come on. You know Mr. Blackman is gonna like this one. 14 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:51,793 Yeah. 15 00:02:52,617 --> 00:02:55,457 - You know I have some videos myself. - Yeah? 16 00:02:55,983 --> 00:02:58,693 You know I keep everything, boy. 17 00:02:58,783 --> 00:03:00,663 You trying to blackmail me? 18 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:04,220 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. 19 00:03:04,983 --> 00:03:08,293 Oh, you tell my son Roland I wanna see him. 20 00:03:08,383 --> 00:03:09,663 Okay- 21 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:13,320 Oliver? Time to set up the chairs outside. 22 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:14,793 Oh, man. 23 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:19,160 It just wouldn't seem right without any drama. 24 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:23,060 Boy, I never thought I'd see the day Roland get married. 25 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:25,060 Apparently, neither did he. 26 00:03:25,150 --> 00:03:27,220 I mean, we got three hours till this wedding kicks off, 27 00:03:27,317 --> 00:03:29,757 and can't nobody find him nowhere. 28 00:03:33,117 --> 00:03:36,527 By the way, my name is Mike. Big Mike in the Wood. 29 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:39,097 But we'll get to that later. 30 00:03:39,183 --> 00:03:40,393 Oh, boy. 31 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:43,587 Oh, what's the Wood? 32 00:03:45,817 --> 00:03:49,817 Well, it's not what you think it is. 33 00:03:50,417 --> 00:03:52,617 No, it's Inglewood, California. 34 00:03:52,717 --> 00:03:55,057 It's where I grew up. Me and my boys. 35 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:58,460 Me, Roland and Slim and... 36 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:00,690 There goes Slim right there. 37 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:05,327 He's been a little pissed off ever since Ro turned up missing. 38 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:08,057 Every five minutes he's walking up to me saying something crazy like... 39 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:11,560 Where the fuck is that nigger? Ro tripping. 40 00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:12,690 See? 41 00:04:14,183 --> 00:04:16,323 Who the fuck you talking to? 42 00:04:17,650 --> 00:04:19,290 Excuse me. 43 00:04:21,383 --> 00:04:23,953 Look, I'm gonna tell you like I'm gonna tell Ro when I see him. 44 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:26,330 If he didn't want to get married, he shouldn't have asked. 45 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:28,417 Ain't nobody put a goddamn gun to his head. 46 00:04:28,517 --> 00:04:31,457 Shit, he trying to be Hugh Hefner and get married. 47 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:33,860 You know Hugh Hefner is married? 48 00:04:34,683 --> 00:04:37,963 Look, well, he divorced now. Fuck him, too! That ain't the point, Mike. 49 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:40,960 The point is we were supposed to meet that photographer an hour ago! 50 00:04:41,050 --> 00:04:42,960 Shit! That's the fucking point. 51 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:46,790 Don't ever front me in front of people we don't know, nigger. You lost your mind? 52 00:04:46,883 --> 00:04:48,293 What's wrong? 53 00:04:48,383 --> 00:04:51,423 Man, look, y'all don't mind Slim, man. He's always like that. 54 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:53,047 I mean especially him and Ro, 55 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:55,690 they always in disagreement about something. 56 00:04:55,783 --> 00:04:57,793 It's always been that way. 57 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:03,630 Me? I get to play the peacemaker. The mediator. 58 00:05:14,450 --> 00:05:17,020 Oh, God damn! 59 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:21,187 It's hard to believe we dressed like this and thought it was cool. 60 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:25,193 Oh, man. 61 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,990 Well, clap your hands to what he's doing. 62 00:05:31,083 --> 00:05:34,223 It was 1986 when me, my little brother and my mom, 63 00:05:34,317 --> 00:05:36,387 we moved from North Carolina to Inglewood. 64 00:05:36,483 --> 00:05:38,593 That's a small suburb of Los Angeles. 65 00:05:38,683 --> 00:05:42,863 My mom, she relocated to a new nursing job at Centinela Hospital. 66 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:47,020 I was hoping for the last time. This was my third school in five years. 67 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:56,720 Man, it was just like the movies out here. 68 00:05:56,717 --> 00:05:58,557 Man, it was just like the movies out here. 69 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,130 I mean, it was the middle of January, yet it was 80 degrees. 70 00:06:01,217 --> 00:06:02,887 Not a cloud in the sky. 71 00:06:02,983 --> 00:06:05,593 Oh, man, palm trees, sunny skies... 72 00:06:05,683 --> 00:06:08,103 And, of course, beautiful women. 73 00:06:08,183 --> 00:06:11,493 You see her titties in Purple Rain? You could eat off those. 74 00:06:12,117 --> 00:06:13,857 - What? - Oh, man. 75 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,690 - We're all dead. - Yo, you crazy. 76 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,893 You can't tell me Vanity wasn't looking fine in Last Dragon. 77 00:06:17,983 --> 00:06:19,893 She show no tit. That's what I'm saying. 78 00:06:19,983 --> 00:06:21,163 - What? - That's what I'm saying. 79 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,750 Something's wrong with your ass. Yo, let's ask him. Hey, man. 80 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,300 Yo, man. Who's finer? 81 00:06:25,383 --> 00:06:28,163 - Vanity or Apollonia? This nigger know. - Come on, man. 82 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:31,490 - Apollonia, man! - Vanity? 83 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,563 Yo, nigger, what I tell you, man! 84 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:35,460 This nigger don't know what he talking about, man. 85 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:38,090 - Whatever. You're the new kid, right? - Yeah. 86 00:06:38,183 --> 00:06:39,183 So what's up, nigger? 87 00:06:39,283 --> 00:06:41,493 - You cuz or blood? - What? 88 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:44,863 Yo, here we go. Nigger, are you cuz or blood? 89 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:48,290 - Cuz what? - Oh, damn. 90 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:51,090 What set you from, man? You know? 91 00:06:52,617 --> 00:06:56,287 I don't know anything about any sets- I'm from North Carolina-. 92 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,263 Oh, word? North Carolina-. 93 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:01,830 That's why nigger sound like Willie Nelson. 94 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:03,850 Hey, yo, man. 95 00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:06,120 - You better off just hanging with us. - Yeah, man. 96 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,627 You see, there's some shit you got to learn 97 00:07:07,717 --> 00:07:10,097 if you gonna make it in the Wood. 98 00:07:10,183 --> 00:07:14,063 Yeah, man- You might fuck around and say some shit that'll get you shot-. 99 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:15,420 Shot? 100 00:07:16,117 --> 00:07:19,187 - You know, shot. Bang, bang. - Guns. 101 00:07:20,717 --> 00:07:23,127 - Damn! - Nigger don't know nothing! 102 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:29,133 No, but, man, I'm Roland, man. This skinny fool here, this Slim. 103 00:07:29,217 --> 00:07:31,197 - Yo, what up? - I'm Mike. 104 00:07:31,283 --> 00:07:33,893 - All right, Mike. - You play ball, Mike? 105 00:07:33,983 --> 00:07:35,863 I play baseball. 106 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:37,660 - Baseball? - Baseball? 107 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,860 Nah, nigger! We ain't in Boston. 108 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:42,160 That's that ol' white boy Ricky Schroder shit, man! 109 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,920 I'm talking basketball, baby! 110 00:07:44,017 --> 00:07:46,257 Like Curtis Rowe! 111 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,590 No. But I watch it a lot. 112 00:07:48,683 --> 00:07:51,223 What? Give me that shit back, man. 113 00:07:51,317 --> 00:07:54,697 Rule number one in the Wood, either you gang-bang or you play ball. 114 00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:56,963 Yeah, you know, or you could be a pimp like me, 115 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,790 'cause I gotta stay clean, you know? 116 00:07:58,883 --> 00:08:01,893 - This nigger! - Okay, fool. Shit. 117 00:08:01,983 --> 00:08:04,933 Oh, whose homeroom you in, man? 118 00:08:07,483 --> 00:08:08,623 Mrs. Hughes? 119 00:08:08,717 --> 00:08:11,487 Oh, word. Miss Hughes. Yeah, come on, man. You can roll with us. 120 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,823 - That's where we going. - So... 121 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:16,297 - So what's with the threads? - Yeah, man. 122 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:18,193 Hey, look out for Miss Hughes, man. 123 00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:20,423 Somebody need to give that woman a tic tac or something. 124 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:21,617 For sure, man. 125 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:26,430 Look out, man. 126 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:40,860 Oh, man! 127 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,490 Man! 128 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,357 Who is that? 129 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,190 Man, that's Alicia. 130 00:08:48,650 --> 00:08:51,860 - Yeah, she fine as hell, ain't she? - You ain't never lie. 131 00:08:51,950 --> 00:08:55,190 Shit. What, you like her or something? 132 00:08:56,817 --> 00:09:00,257 Oh, no, man. I just think she look good, you know? 133 00:09:00,350 --> 00:09:02,960 - That nigger don't lie neither. - Shit. Hell, yeah. It's cool though. 134 00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,660 'Cause so does every nigger in this school. 135 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,490 Watch this though. 136 00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:09,797 Hey, Alicia! 137 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,920 What you doing, man? 138 00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:15,817 Alicia! Hey, you know, you looking nice today, right? 139 00:09:20,783 --> 00:09:23,263 You ain't got play, man. You need to give it up! 140 00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:25,020 Fuck you, man. She loves me, man. 141 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:26,387 Alicia! 142 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:30,957 Man, it was early in the morning, but my hormones were wide awake. 143 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,790 Okay, okay, settle down. 144 00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:37,893 Before we begin, I would like to introduce Michael. 145 00:09:37,983 --> 00:09:39,333 Today is his first day. 146 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:40,417 Why don't you stand up 147 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:43,557 and tell the whole class a little bit about yourself? 148 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,297 Yeah, Michael! 149 00:09:47,183 --> 00:09:48,323 Mikey. 150 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:56,860 I kept thinking, "Please go down. Please go down!" 151 00:10:01,483 --> 00:10:04,433 Well, I'm Mike. 152 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:08,587 No, no, not from there. Come up here so the whole class can see you. 153 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:13,060 Okay, okay. I just gotta be cool. Think of something. 154 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:16,047 Baseball, yeah. Think of baseball. Yeah. 155 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:18,760 First base, second... 156 00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:21,490 Hell, I'd like to hit a home run with Alicia! 157 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,223 Shit! Bad move! 158 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,590 Look at his ass. 159 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,590 Ah, well... I'm Mike. 160 00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:39,663 I'm from Winston-Salem, Noﬂh Carolina. 161 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,250 And I like sports-. 162 00:10:43,417 --> 00:10:44,917 And that's it. 163 00:10:45,583 --> 00:10:47,593 "I like sports, and that's it-" 164 00:10:47,683 --> 00:10:50,663 - Levinio, is something amusing you? - No, Miss Hughes. 165 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:54,530 Well, then you can turn to page 15 like everybody else in this classroom. 166 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,387 Levinio? 167 00:10:56,483 --> 00:10:59,333 Miss Hughes, what page is 15 on? 168 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,623 Never mind. I'll find it. 169 00:11:12,883 --> 00:11:13,953 Ro. 170 00:11:17,317 --> 00:11:19,487 Hey, man, whose number is that anyway? 171 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,963 I don't know. But we'll find out. 172 00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:26,223 Hello? 173 00:11:26,317 --> 00:11:27,387 Yeah, who this? 174 00:11:27,483 --> 00:11:30,163 Well, hello, nice to speak to you too, Slim. 175 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,820 - Tanya? - Tanya? 176 00:11:32,383 --> 00:11:34,193 Oh, this is bad, real bad. 177 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:35,563 Is Ro over there? 178 00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:37,727 - That Slim? - Yeah, he's over here. 179 00:11:37,817 --> 00:11:39,487 - He's pretty jacked-up too. - Hey, girl... 180 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,193 Will you be quiet? 181 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:43,963 - Say what? - He's been drinking. 182 00:11:44,350 --> 00:11:46,330 - That nigger don't drink. - Man. 183 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,617 This is a snag of tremendous proportion-. 184 00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:54,327 I mean, Roland and Tanya, you know, that was his first love. First... 185 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,033 Look, Tanya, just keep that fool there. 186 00:11:59,117 --> 00:12:00,387 - We're on our way. - Big Mike! 187 00:12:00,483 --> 00:12:01,793 Y'all need to come hurry up and get him, 188 00:12:01,883 --> 00:12:04,023 'cause I'm gonna put my foot where it don't belong. 189 00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:06,647 ----'Cause we can get a party going on- -Hurry up-. 190 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:09,657 No, we're coming right now. All right, bye. 191 00:12:10,217 --> 00:12:11,587 What's up? 192 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,953 I hope this fool didn't do what I think he did. 193 00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,290 Look, man, we just gotta go get him. Come on. 194 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:18,793 Yeah, right. 195 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:23,057 Whoa, that's sweet, right there. When you get that? 196 00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:25,490 A couple weeks ago. You know what I'm saying? 197 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:27,863 Nothing big, nothing big. A little something, something. 198 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:29,330 All right. 199 00:12:34,817 --> 00:12:39,457 Yeah, buddy, you work hard, you might afford one of these one day. 200 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,960 You know me. 201 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:44,460 - God damn, Tanya! - What's up? 202 00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:48,050 Slim, come here, my childhood nigger. 203 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,330 Yeah. 204 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:52,017 - What's wrong with you? - My niggers! What's up? 205 00:12:52,117 --> 00:12:53,817 - Why the long faces, man? - My God! 206 00:12:53,917 --> 00:12:55,787 You been drinking Ripple? 207 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,623 - What's wrong with you? - What? 208 00:12:57,717 --> 00:13:01,257 You forgot about today? The wedding? The flowers? The family? Lisa? 209 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:06,100 Hey, man, Lisa. Lisa, I bet she looking pretty, ain't she? 210 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:07,823 Slim, she looking pretty in that dress? 211 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,827 He came like this an hour ago. 212 00:13:09,917 --> 00:13:11,587 That's when I figured I better call you guys. 213 00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:16,333 Make it last forever 214 00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,617 Tanya, Tanya, come here a minute. 215 00:13:17,717 --> 00:13:19,387 Girl, you know 216 00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:20,663 Come here. 217 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,730 That was our song. Do you remember that? 218 00:13:22,817 --> 00:13:24,817 Hey, what's wrong with you, man? 219 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,723 How can I ask this? You guys didn't fuck, did you? 220 00:13:27,817 --> 00:13:30,087 No, Slim! What do I look like? 221 00:13:31,283 --> 00:13:32,663 You know, I could've got you. 222 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,320 No, I'm just saying, you know, y'all had a thing back in the day... 223 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:38,057 Nothing happened, okay? So you can just leave it at that. 224 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,860 Right. Yo, Ro! Let's break the fuck out before she whoop my ass! 225 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:43,330 I ain't going there, man. I ain't going to that place! 226 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:45,897 What do you mean you ain't going? Nigger, I paid $100 for this tux! 227 00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:47,893 - Hey, hey, hey. - Are you crazy? What... 228 00:13:47,983 --> 00:13:51,063 Check it out. I got some coffee brewing in the kitchen. I will go get some. 229 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,490 - Thank you so much. - Get some Listerine, too, please. 230 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,993 Listen. 231 00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,153 Y'all gotta get the fuck up out of here 232 00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,320 'cause I'm trying to get into that, you know what I'm saying? 233 00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,227 Did you see her booty? It was rotund. 234 00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:07,757 I'm gonna make her booty jiggle, dude- So take a walk, man-. 235 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,350 Nigger, what the fuck's wrong with you? 236 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,590 - What's your problem? - I know you wanted to squeeze it. 237 00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,753 You're getting married in two and a half hours, nigger. 238 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,330 You better stop being a punk, hear? 239 00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,757 You a punk. 240 00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:20,423 I'll whoop your mud-bone ass. You hear? 241 00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,217 What's wrong with you? 242 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:23,557 You know something, Ro, man? 243 00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:26,490 You're fucking up, man. You're fucking up big time. 244 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:33,200 Damn, Mike! I know I'm fucking up, man. 245 00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:36,593 I mean, I love Lisa, dude. I love Lisa. 246 00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,523 But, man, I don't know. I just don't know, dude. 247 00:14:40,617 --> 00:14:43,927 What you don't know? This is not Jerry Springer! 248 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,217 Okay, I know what it is. 249 00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:48,227 You thought about all that pussy you'd be giving up, 250 00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:49,557 and you punked out, right? 251 00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,190 That's what it is, Mike. He thought of all that ass he's gonna... 252 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,793 Somebody's always got to be 253 00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:55,263 -punking out! - Hey, what's wrong? 254 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,460 Ro, I'm gonna beat your fucking head in! 255 00:14:57,550 --> 00:15:00,660 Hey, what are you doing? Wait a minute! 256 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,350 Bring it on, brother! 257 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,950 Look here! 258 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,830 I'm sorry I had to break up your little all-boys meeting, but this is my house! 259 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,657 - Thank you, baby. - No! You need to drink this. 260 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:11,750 - I'm sorry. - Cool? 261 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,130 No. Hold it! God... 262 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:17,260 - I'm so sorry, baby. Come on. - My God! 263 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,990 This shit is cold. 264 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,833 Hey, nigger, look. We gotta go, all right? 265 00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,617 - The coffee's cold. - This ain't the place, Ro! 266 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:29,067 Man, listen to me. My head is spinning. I just gotta chill here. 267 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:33,000 Ro, this ain't the place. Grab your shit, let's go. 268 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,153 Man, you... 269 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,160 - Let's go, baby. - Let's go! 270 00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,160 Listen, girl, we gonna get together. 271 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,920 Where you going with my pot? 272 00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:43,227 - I'll bring this back. All right? - Wow! 273 00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,687 I always found myself in the damnedest situations 274 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,423 messing with Roland and Slim. 275 00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:55,227 I guess the first day of school was no different. 276 00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:59,767 Peep this. Look at that booty, man! 277 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,323 I bet it's soft. 278 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,917 Shit, like a Twinkie! Man, I'd love to grab that ass. 279 00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:07,757 And before sex, there was grabbing booty. 280 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,590 Let me tell you, for a 14-year-old boy, that was the best. 281 00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,693 See, it was like a game. 282 00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:16,663 Run up to a girl with a nice booty, grab it, and then you run. 283 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:17,920 Hey. Mike? 284 00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:20,263 Hey, yo, man. 285 00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,460 - I dare you to grab her booty. - What? 286 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,620 I'd do it. 287 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,387 Yeah, I know you will, nigger. I'm asking Mike. 288 00:16:26,617 --> 00:16:28,757 I know you wanna do it, man. Come on, what's up? 289 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:33,130 Look, I'm gonna give you $1. 290 00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:34,557 Damn, nigger! Let me hold that money. 291 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,930 Back up, bro, I got enough of your ass. 292 00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,017 If you touch that booty, man, you get $1. 293 00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:42,497 You better go on and do that. You gotta do it right now though. 294 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,153 Man, okay. It's a bet. 295 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,750 - A bet? -It's a bet. 296 00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:49,417 Hey, but look, you gotta do it before lunch is over or the bet's off-. 297 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,457 Yeah, man. We ain't got all day. 298 00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,690 Okay. Okay, man. 299 00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,017 - Check this nigger out. - Oh, shit. 300 00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,497 This nigger about to get his ass whooped. 301 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,787 I was ready, determined. 302 00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:02,363 Hell, for $ 1, it was worth the risk. 303 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,900 The booty was looking good. 304 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,360 Oh, shit! 305 00:17:44,817 --> 00:17:47,317 Did you see him get hit in the face? 306 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:52,960 - Damn! She clocked your ass! - Man, give me my $1. 307 00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,263 - Here. - Oh, shit. 308 00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:01,190 Nigger, you crazy? You do not know me! 309 00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:05,163 Don't you ever put your stanking hands on me like that again! 310 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,187 Oh! And I will tell my brother. 311 00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:11,987 Now, all this time I was trying so hard to fit in, 312 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,293 I never stopped and asked myself 313 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,163 why the hell they didn't wanna grab her butt. 314 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,700 - Her brother? - Yeah, man. Stacey. 315 00:18:17,783 --> 00:18:21,703 Remember that talk we had about bloods and crips, man? 316 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,850 Yeah. 317 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,560 Well, that nigger's a blood. 318 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:30,690 He coming to get me after school and then he gonna kick your ass! 319 00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:32,663 Bet on that, punk! 320 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,917 Man! Why didn't you tell me? 321 00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,757 Man, I'm sorry. I didn't think she'd get that mad personally, you know? 322 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:45,800 - I guess since you new, she just tripped. - Yeah, man. 323 00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,363 No man, y'all in this with me. 324 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,550 - What? -What? 325 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:52,390 You tripping. All I know is you better run up out of here when school is over. 326 00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:53,963 Word. Shit. 327 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:03,157 Now, any other day, time drags during the last period. 328 00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,260 But not today. Time was on crack today. 329 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,963 My only hope was maybe she'd calm down. 330 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,590 You know, maybe she'd forget about it. 331 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,293 So much for that. 332 00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,387 Mike. 333 00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:50,223 Man, that girl got you bugging, man. 334 00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,257 Man, you sweating like you stole something. 335 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:56,860 You look like you a fast nigger. I mean, I told you, you better run. 336 00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,260 Man, what about tomorrow? 337 00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:02,423 You'll have to run again, fool! Yo, let's get out of here. 338 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:05,457 - We better go this way too. - Yeah. 339 00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:09,493 Shit, man. 340 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,433 - Am I glad I'm out of there. - Hell, yeah! 341 00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,217 Yo, you wanna go shoot some hoops or something? 342 00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:16,627 That's cool. We can do that. 343 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,677 - Yo, what's wrong with you, man? - Come on, man! 344 00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:20,163 - Yo, what's wrong with you, man? - Come on, man! 345 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,560 Funny how any hint of a fight always gets around the school. 346 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,820 So far so good. Look. Ain't even nobody out here. 347 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,657 Yeah, man. Hey, let's go play. 348 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,420 Hey, man, my little sister tell me 349 00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,757 you can't keep your motherfucking hands to yourself! 350 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:36,730 - No, man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. - You think my sister a ho or something? 351 00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:40,317 - Think she's a fucking toy? - No, no, I think she pretty. 352 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,647 Fuck you, nigger! Hey, get off me! 353 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,130 - Leave him alone! - Fuck you too, nigger. 354 00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,487 What, y'all want some of me? 355 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,693 - Man, yeah! I guess so. - What? 356 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,127 - No, man, this is my fight. - Okay. 357 00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:55,487 What, nigger? 358 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,963 Oh, shit! 359 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,030 Damn! 360 00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,257 Fuck! 361 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,260 That's enough! You gonna hull him! 362 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,060 I could've sworn I saw the light. 363 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:07,430 A hand reaching out to me from the heavens. 364 00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,157 My mistake. It was his fist. 365 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,230 I told you to scare him. Now, Stacey, stop! 366 00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:12,317 What you think I am? 367 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,227 - Hey, come on, man! - Stop! You gonna hull him! 368 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,627 I said stop it, Stacey! 369 00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:21,560 Let's go, Alicia. 370 00:21:22,317 --> 00:21:24,017 Are you all right? 371 00:21:30,017 --> 00:21:32,427 - Yeah, I'm okay. - Alicia, let's go! 372 00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,593 You know, I'm sorry about... 373 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,933 - Man, you all right? - Not there. 374 00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:43,457 - Oh, damn! - Man, come on! 375 00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:47,430 - I thought he was gonna kill you! - Hell, yeah, man. 376 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:52,087 Hey, yo, you got a hit on Stacey though. Nobody ever done that. 377 00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:54,933 Nobody did that. You the mack. 378 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,390 Thanks for having my back, y'all. 379 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,903 For sure, man. Hey, we always got your back. 380 00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,833 Yeah, man, we got you into this shit anyways. 381 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:05,227 We can't have you getting killed your first day in the Wood. 382 00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:07,057 Hey, yo, let's go, man. 383 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:10,100 - Hey, but was it worth it, man? - What? 384 00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:13,323 Nigger, was it worth it, man, getting beat down? 385 00:22:23,983 --> 00:22:26,163 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah! 386 00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:34,787 Can I buy you something? 387 00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:42,760 In, baby, in. Keep it moving, keep it moving. 388 00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:46,300 Let's go. Come on, let's go. Hurry up. 389 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,290 Whoa, man. 390 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,160 - What's happening? - What's up? 391 00:22:58,883 --> 00:23:01,803 Yo. Where the aspirin at, man? 392 00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,633 - Aspirin in the third aisle, man. - Where the aspirin at? 393 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:09,557 In the third aisle! And please, Ro... 394 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,290 I'm getting you some tic tacs. 395 00:23:13,383 --> 00:23:15,693 You got dragon breath. I don't believe this. 396 00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:18,463 - I got you. - Don't believe this nigger. 397 00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:20,150 What are you smiling about? 398 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,750 I don't see nothing humorous about the situation. 399 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,530 I was thinking about all them times we used to come up in here, 400 00:23:26,617 --> 00:23:29,617 grabbing a whole bunch of mints for them school dances. 401 00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:33,387 You getting grits? 402 00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:34,833 Them school dances, man. 403 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:38,457 I used to have all the girlies up on my tail, right? 404 00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,957 No. No. 405 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,150 And then... 406 00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,063 There you go. Put another one. Thank God. 407 00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,820 That's hot, man. 408 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:53,623 Your no dancing... Your no dancing ass, Mike. 409 00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,593 No dancing! 410 00:23:57,117 --> 00:23:59,147 How'd it go, Ro? How'd it go? 411 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,030 Do it, Slim, do it. Do it... 412 00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:05,457 You're all just jealous, that's all. You're all just jealous. 413 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,193 Oh, man, dances! 414 00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:11,257 - Yeah, they was the bomb. - The joints! 415 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:15,187 - Put this on that nigger's tab, please. - All right. 416 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:22,230 If the aisles could talk, the things they would say, kid. 417 00:24:22,317 --> 00:24:24,017 You know what I'm saying? 418 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:27,297 Why do you still got grits? Ain't nobody cooking you breakfast! 419 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,393 - I'm trying to make some... - If the aisles could talk. 420 00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:36,293 I'd been here for a couple of months now, 421 00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:39,693 so I was just starting to get adjusted to Inglewood life. 422 00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:41,233 Hi, baby. 423 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,730 Hey, yo, I ain't your baby. 424 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,757 - Y'all going to the dance? - You know it. 425 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:48,520 Girl, you gonna save me that dance, right? 426 00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,487 I'll think about it. 427 00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:52,787 What about you, Mike? 428 00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:56,917 Yeah, yeah. I'm going. 429 00:24:57,017 --> 00:25:00,117 I can't wait. You know, it's gonna be fresh, right? 430 00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:02,627 First dance of the year too. 431 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:07,857 Hey, yo, leave Tracey at home. 432 00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:11,330 - I can't stand that girl, man! - Oh, yeah, yeah. 433 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:13,357 What's up, Mike? What's up, Slim? 434 00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,450 - What's up, bro? - What's going on? 435 00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,330 - You just missed it, man. - What'd I miss? 436 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:20,657 Yo, Alicia just came over and asked me if I was going to the dance. 437 00:25:20,817 --> 00:25:24,127 - Okay. So? - So that means she like me, man! 438 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,820 Hey, yo, you saw how she was looking. 439 00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:29,727 Why the hell else would she come over here and come up to me like that? 440 00:25:29,817 --> 00:25:32,197 'Cause she wants to know if you was going to the dance, fool. 441 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:33,353 My point exactly. 442 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,090 - Man, she asked me this morning. - So? 443 00:25:36,183 --> 00:25:39,633 Nigger, so she made it a point to ask me early in the morning, 444 00:25:39,717 --> 00:25:42,027 so it was probably on her mind all night. 445 00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:43,927 Yo, whatever. You bugging. 446 00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,020 Yo, but the dance is gonna be slamming. 447 00:25:46,117 --> 00:25:47,487 - Oh, yeah. For sure. - For real. 448 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,533 You finally get to show what you got, bro. 449 00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:52,117 - What? - Yeah, you can dance, right? 450 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,817 - Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like Dance Fever. - Yeah, whatever. 451 00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:58,957 You like Dance Fever? We gonna see on Friday. 452 00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,530 Yeah, why don't y'all stay at my crib that night? 453 00:26:01,617 --> 00:26:03,787 Oh, yeah, that's cool. I'm gonna ask moms, all right? 454 00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:04,993 All right. 455 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,063 - Yeah, me too. - Oh, cool. 456 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,220 I gotta get to class, man. I'll see y'all later. 457 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,257 I'd never danced a day in my life! 458 00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:14,590 At least not for real, you know, with a girl. 459 00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:16,863 All I could think of was Alicia being there. 460 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,160 I mean, I couldn't look like a fool. 461 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:22,720 So I figured, got a few days, I'll just learn how to dance. 462 00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:26,157 Now check this out. It's 1580 AM on KDAY. 463 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,960 Oh, girl, you think I look good? You think I look good? 464 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,690 I think I look good. 465 00:26:43,783 --> 00:26:44,893 Wait, let me show you something. 466 00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:46,333 Let me show you something, all right? 467 00:26:49,783 --> 00:26:52,203 Like that, girl? You like that? 468 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,690 Smooth, smooth! Watch this! Watch this! 469 00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:03,393 Girl, that wasn't it. 470 00:27:04,817 --> 00:27:07,387 You saw that too? it wasn't nothing, girl. 471 00:27:07,483 --> 00:27:08,893 I'm gonna show you something else. 472 00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:11,053 Something cool. Let me show you something cool. 473 00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,490 Watch this. 474 00:27:13,484 --> 00:27:16,234 You like that? You like that? You like me? 475 00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:19,087 You sexy? You a sexy girl? 476 00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:21,363 Come here. Let me show you something. 477 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:24,830 Oh, yeah, you smell good, girl. You smell good. 478 00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:27,157 Oh, yeah. 479 00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,460 What is going on? Michael! 480 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,290 Mom! 481 00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:43,327 I was just dancing, 'cause there's this dance on Friday. 482 00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:46,757 So you decided to do the freak with a rabbit? 483 00:27:46,850 --> 00:27:48,730 Ma, I never really danced before. 484 00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:51,317 What about Deborah's wedding? 485 00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,557 You were so cute. 486 00:27:54,117 --> 00:27:54,847 Ma, I was four years old. It's different now. 487 00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:57,490 Ma, I was four years old. It's different now. 488 00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,723 Look at my little boy growing up. 489 00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:03,757 Oh, Ma, that's the latest step. 490 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,960 It's called "the hip." 491 00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:16,987 - So how's the job going? -It's going well! 492 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:20,723 - The people seem nice. - Good. Good. 493 00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,723 So who is she? 494 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,320 What? 495 00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:32,027 Only a woman can make a man do the crazy stuff you were doing. 496 00:28:33,284 --> 00:28:35,594 Come on, Ma. It ain't nobody. 497 00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,547 Whatever, boy. 498 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:42,603 I'm glad to see you like it out here. 499 00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:45,723 Looks like we're gonna stay here for a while. 500 00:28:46,384 --> 00:28:49,994 Anyway, I think you need a little more practice. 501 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,660 - Just keep it down. - Okay, Ma. 502 00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,730 - Hell, yeah, boy, this is it! - Yeah, word. 503 00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:03,057 Yo, Mike, that hat kind of sweet, man. Where you get it at? 504 00:29:03,217 --> 00:29:07,557 Carolina Blue- A store in North Carolina- I got it there-. 505 00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:09,760 Why you wearing it like that, man? 506 00:29:10,184 --> 00:29:14,034 - Like what? - Like a poindexter. Let me help you out. 507 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,934 Yo, that's how the ballers wear it, man. 508 00:29:17,017 --> 00:29:20,427 - Everybody got their pen and paper? - Yeah, you know it. 509 00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,390 A Pen? 510 00:29:22,483 --> 00:29:24,933 Yeah, you know. So you can get girls' numbers, man. 511 00:29:25,017 --> 00:29:27,727 Whoever got the most numbers at the end of the night get $1. 512 00:29:27,817 --> 00:29:28,917 Yeah. 513 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,120 - I don't have one. - You ain't got $1? 514 00:29:32,217 --> 00:29:33,987 A pen, man! 515 00:29:34,384 --> 00:29:36,894 Here you go. I always carry a spare on me. 516 00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,663 I mean, not that it really matters, 517 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,360 'cause Roland's gonna be getting the most numbers tonight anyway. 518 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,430 Fool, you crazy! I know you... 519 00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:44,657 It was all new to me. 520 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,860 I mean, I'd never even asked a girl to dance before, 521 00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,050 let alone try to get her number. 522 00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:50,760 Hold up, man. We didn't even do the breath tests. 523 00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:52,090 Oh, yeah. 524 00:29:53,384 --> 00:29:54,804 Oh, shit! 525 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,790 Damn! 526 00:29:56,884 --> 00:29:58,064 I'm cool. 527 00:29:58,150 --> 00:29:59,790 Yeah, but for how long, man? 528 00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:02,594 Y'all ain't got no gum, some candy, no Binaca or something? 529 00:30:02,683 --> 00:30:04,133 Man, I need something too, 530 00:30:04,217 --> 00:30:06,217 'cause my breath is kicking like Bruce Lee! 531 00:30:06,317 --> 00:30:09,057 - You ain't never lie. - Shut up. 532 00:30:09,783 --> 00:30:12,353 Hey, yo, let's go to that mini market around the corner. 533 00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:15,290 Hell, no, man. It's like blood central up in there. 534 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,760 Yo, man, what else we gonna do? 535 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:21,800 I am not walking in there with my breath smelling all tall and shit. 536 00:30:22,617 --> 00:30:24,957 - Man, let's just go. - Yeah, man. 537 00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:29,293 All right, man. 538 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:34,917 Man, you gotta take that hat off. 539 00:30:35,017 --> 00:30:37,117 - Why? -'Cause it's got blue in it. 540 00:30:37,217 --> 00:30:40,687 - It's light blue. -It don't matter the shade. Take it off. 541 00:30:40,783 --> 00:30:44,063 - That shit ain't cool around here. - What up, blood? 542 00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:48,190 I told y'all, man. 543 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:50,857 My fault, y'all. 544 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,763 Damn, man. That was too close, man. 545 00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,690 - Yeah. - I keep forgetting, you're the rookie. 546 00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:57,464 Yeah, man. 547 00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:59,330 Here go the refreshments right here. 548 00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:02,357 - Tic tacs! - No, no, hold up, man. 549 00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:05,760 - Good idea, bad choice of flavor though. - Yeah. 550 00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:08,060 What's wrong with orange? 551 00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:09,930 - School him. - Man, I got this. 552 00:31:10,017 --> 00:31:12,687 Look, with tic tacs, they're always a good choice 553 00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,493 'cause they're small and they pack a lot of power. 554 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,863 Yeah. You wanna remember, always go small 555 00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:19,330 'cause you might be talking to a fine-ass freak, 556 00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:22,857 and the candy fall out your mouth and, man, you look stupid. 557 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,620 And that shit counts, man. 558 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,027 With tic tacs, they small. 559 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,717 So even if they fall out, they hard to notice. 560 00:31:27,817 --> 00:31:30,457 - Especially in the dance, right? - Yeah. 561 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:34,330 Oh, and just so you know, fruit flavors always bad. 562 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:36,797 You would've thought they were professors at Harvard or something. 563 00:31:36,883 --> 00:31:39,333 I mean, they had breath mints down to a science. 564 00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:42,057 And that's important for slow dancing-. 565 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,620 What about- - -gum? 566 00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,357 - I got this one. - I'm gonna leave that one to Ro, man. 567 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:52,190 All right, the thing to always remember when dealing with females, 568 00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:54,663 suck, never chew. 569 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,030 Yo, you got that! 570 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,827 - Yeah. - Okay. I'll get the green. 571 00:32:00,517 --> 00:32:02,087 I'll get the white. 572 00:32:02,183 --> 00:32:04,293 I'm gonna get some of them too. 573 00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:07,304 Y'all, hold up. Let me get a soda or something. I'm thirsty as hell. 574 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,527 Man, we gotta go- The party started an hour ago-. 575 00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:12,887 Come on, Ro, man. We got time. 576 00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:17,193 Hey, motherfucker, give me the money. Shut the fuck up and move! 577 00:32:17,284 --> 00:32:19,664 - Please, please, please. - Hurry up! 578 00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,060 What the hell y'all doing? 579 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,600 Get down! 580 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,797 - What's going on? - Check it out, Mike. 581 00:32:27,883 --> 00:32:31,023 Hell, no, not this time, man. You check it out. 582 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,957 - Hurry up! - Let's all check it out. 583 00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:39,563 Shit, man! They robbing the place. 584 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:42,130 No shit, man. I didn't know what they was doing! 585 00:32:42,217 --> 00:32:44,957 Man, quit crying. We gotta get out of here, man. 586 00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:49,160 No, we should stay here and let them rob the place, 587 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,920 and then, maybe they'll leave. 588 00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:54,157 Nigger, you know where the fuck we at? 589 00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,630 Wait a minute, where'd the other one go? 590 00:32:55,717 --> 00:32:57,917 - What? - I think they coming, man. 591 00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,787 Oh, shit. I got something for his ass. 592 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,563 Hold on, man. 593 00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,130 Oh, shit! 594 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:10,130 - Yo, check this out. - What? 595 00:33:10,217 --> 00:33:12,217 Some little niggers been up here the whole damn time. 596 00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:13,757 What? Bring they asses up here! 597 00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:16,800 - I just wanted some tic tacs, man. - Tic tacs, my ass. Get in the front. 598 00:33:16,884 --> 00:33:20,164 - You go first. - Hurry up. 599 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,200 Hurry up. Get up front. 600 00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:26,994 Oh, man, them little motherfuckers, they ain't nothing, man! 601 00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,153 They go to school with my sister. 602 00:33:30,183 --> 00:33:31,293 Stacey? 603 00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:33,923 Don't say my name, homie! Damn! 604 00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,593 Yo, the little nigger's got head though. 605 00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:39,663 Beat his ass the other day, he took it like a G. 606 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,490 Y'all must be going to that dance, huh? 607 00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,447 Nigger, remember them motherfucking dances, boy? 608 00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:49,120 Don't you fuck with me! Get on the ground! Now! 609 00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,057 Shit! Y'all little niggers want something? 610 00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:56,260 - Well, I was kind of thirsty. - Go on and get it, homie. What else? 611 00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,160 No, no, no, man, we cool. 612 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,720 You sure? At least let me give y'all a little ride to the dance or something. 613 00:34:04,383 --> 00:34:06,863 Least I could do, man. Come on! 614 00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:09,520 You niggers is wasting time! Come on! 615 00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:13,094 - Man, I'm gonna take you to the dance. - Let's go. 616 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,817 Come on, man! 617 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,720 Nigger, you did get more Zig-Zags, didn't you? 618 00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,457 Shit, nigger, I forgot. 619 00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,050 What the fuck you mean, you forgot? 620 00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,930 That's the reason we went up in that motherfucker. 621 00:34:33,017 --> 00:34:34,687 Man, damn, I just wanted some rubbers. 622 00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:36,634 You know, I'm trying to go to Monique's house tonight. 623 00:34:36,717 --> 00:34:38,817 Whatever, man. Hey, y'all wanna hit this shit? 624 00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,517 No, man, we cool. 625 00:34:40,617 --> 00:34:42,997 - I'm all right. - Yeah, me too. 626 00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:47,064 - Fuck, y'all Muslims or something? - No, we just don't do that. 627 00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:49,634 Fucking more for me. 628 00:34:50,884 --> 00:34:53,694 Try to be generous to you little niggers and look how you do. 629 00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:56,203 Man, I don't understand y'all youngsters nowadays. 630 00:34:56,283 --> 00:34:59,423 Hey, man, pass that shit back this way. 631 00:34:59,517 --> 00:35:00,497 Fuck you, boy. 632 00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:04,264 You ain't get no Zig-Zags, you ain't get no drig-drag, punk. 633 00:35:08,117 --> 00:35:09,687 That shit rhymed, nigger. 634 00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:12,293 I should be a motherfucking rapper or something. 635 00:35:12,384 --> 00:35:14,634 - Right. - I'm harder than DMC. 636 00:35:14,717 --> 00:35:16,457 You crazy, nigger. 637 00:35:17,017 --> 00:35:19,257 I'm serious than the motherfucker. 638 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,850 Make a whole album about smoking weed. 639 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:25,120 Ain't nobody about to buy no album about smoking weed. 640 00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:28,993 Get some fresh-ass beats like this right here, boy. 641 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,933 We'd sell millions. 642 00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:32,087 Weed is universal. 643 00:35:32,183 --> 00:35:34,633 You name me one race that don't smoke bud. 644 00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:36,323 See? 645 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:39,627 I'd sell millions, I'm telling you. Call that motherfucker the weed album. 646 00:35:39,717 --> 00:35:41,627 Everybody getting high. 647 00:35:44,117 --> 00:35:45,927 Getting contact back there, boy? 648 00:35:46,017 --> 00:35:47,787 Shit! The motherfucking police! 649 00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:51,394 Here, take this, nigger. Put the gun under the fucking seat! 650 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,523 - Open the windows. - Put the motherfucker up. 651 00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:54,817 Open the windows. 652 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:56,517 - Open the windows. - Put the heater under the fucking seat. 653 00:35:56,617 --> 00:35:59,287 Don't panic, don't panic, just chill. 654 00:35:59,383 --> 00:36:01,623 Shit, nigger, if they ask y'all anything, 655 00:36:01,717 --> 00:36:03,787 I'm just taking y'all to the dance, all right? 656 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,660 How you doing today, Officer? ls there a problem? 657 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,390 Yeah, you got a taillight out. 658 00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:27,234 I need to see your license and registration. 659 00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:29,127 Slowly. 660 00:36:31,317 --> 00:36:32,957 Here you go, sir. 661 00:36:39,617 --> 00:36:40,987 Whose car is this, son? 662 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,933 It's my car, Officer, but it's just in my mother's name. 663 00:36:44,017 --> 00:36:47,687 - Your last names don't match. - No, she was just remarried. 664 00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:59,054 What are you crying for, nigger? 665 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,630 You better stop that bitch-ass crying. 666 00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:02,457 Man, it's amazing how tables can turn. 667 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:05,050 I mean, at the store, Boo was so tough and everything. 668 00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:06,390 I don't wanna go to jail, man. 669 00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:09,363 At that moment, though, they were just kids like us. 670 00:37:12,284 --> 00:37:15,324 Everybody out of the car. Now! 671 00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:20,620 Put your hands behind your head and lock your fingers. 672 00:37:20,717 --> 00:37:21,717 Come on. 673 00:37:21,817 --> 00:37:24,017 Everybody against the wall. Now. 674 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:28,087 Get your hands behind your head and lock those fingers. Together. 675 00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,187 Get those legs apart-. 676 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,960 And I don't wanna hear a sound. 677 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,290 Don't move. 678 00:37:38,384 --> 00:37:41,524 You got any weapons or contraband, tell me now. 679 00:37:41,617 --> 00:37:43,787 Spread them. Spread them! Come on. 680 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,800 Come on, get them apart-. 681 00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:52,564 Oh, man, we're going to jail. I'm gonna be on Scared Straight! 682 00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:57,497 Open those legs up. Spread them. 683 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,750 Shit! 684 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,130 They're clean, Mack. 685 00:38:14,717 --> 00:38:17,217 - All this for a taillight? - Shut up! 686 00:38:17,317 --> 00:38:19,987 - You speak only when you're spoken to. - I'm just saying... 687 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:22,623 Hey, young man, you heard the officer! 688 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,657 - Shut it up! - Stacey, man, just shut up, man. 689 00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:47,987 What the hell's going on over there? 690 00:38:50,084 --> 00:38:53,094 Just my allergies, sir. I'm sorry. 691 00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:57,034 Clear to handle an armed 211 at AA Mini-Mart? 692 00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:58,887 1601 North Centinela. 693 00:38:58,984 --> 00:39:01,694 This is unit C-6. We're in the general vicinity. We'll take care of it. 694 00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:03,263 Please, God, if you get us out of this one, 695 00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:05,190 I'll never grab a booty again, I swear. 696 00:39:05,284 --> 00:39:06,824 - Hey, Davis. - Yeah. 697 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:08,687 - Let's move. - Okay. 698 00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:11,834 Turn around, fellows. 699 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,460 You can go now. 700 00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,160 And, you, greasy one, 701 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,297 get that taillight fixed. 702 00:39:23,817 --> 00:39:26,527 Man, prayer really works. 703 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:30,157 The same robbery they just committed is what got us off the hook. 704 00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:34,364 You know, life's funny sometimes. You just don't want it laughing at you. 705 00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:37,590 You don't even try. Get your crybaby ass in the backseat. 706 00:39:37,684 --> 00:39:40,864 These kids have more head than your motherfucking ass. 707 00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:41,950 Man, fuck that, I'm riding in the front. 708 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,720 I don't give a fuck what you say, you better get your ass in that backseat, 709 00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:47,017 or walk home, or get your ass beat. 710 00:39:49,184 --> 00:39:51,064 In the front, homeboy. 711 00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:53,560 You, get up in front. Let's roll. 712 00:39:56,784 --> 00:40:00,254 By the way, alcoholic, what were you thinking? 713 00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:02,920 I mean, popping tic tacs when we was getting pulled over. 714 00:40:03,017 --> 00:40:04,187 What was going through your head? 715 00:40:04,283 --> 00:40:09,933 Man, I was thinking, "Yo, this could be my last meal as a free man." 716 00:40:10,017 --> 00:40:13,587 - Ro, you smell. - I'll tell you what he was thinking. 717 00:40:13,684 --> 00:40:16,694 He was thinking we might get pulled over by a female officer, 718 00:40:16,784 --> 00:40:19,264 so he might have to sweet-talk us out of the situation. 719 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,560 Can't have no bad breath. 720 00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,430 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, yeah. 721 00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:24,657 You know. 722 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,960 Check this out. We might get pulled over now. You got more tic tacs? 723 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,760 Don't doubt the mack skills, okay? 724 00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:34,060 - It's gotten me out of a lot of shit. - Yeah, all right. 725 00:40:36,217 --> 00:40:38,317 - Keep the change, homie. - Yeah. 726 00:40:43,784 --> 00:40:46,774 Get the fuck out of my car. Go have some fun. 727 00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:51,964 Hey, yo, little man, let me talk to you for a minute. 728 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,050 I ain't gonna do nothing. 729 00:40:59,817 --> 00:41:03,257 I apologize about beating your ass that day. 730 00:41:03,984 --> 00:41:08,434 But I was protecting my sister. You know? 731 00:41:08,517 --> 00:41:12,487 She cute, and there's always some nigger trying to fuck with her. 732 00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:19,030 Yeah, I know. It's cool. 733 00:41:22,384 --> 00:41:24,304 You like her, though, don't you? 734 00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:31,797 It's cool, man. I ain't gonna do nothing to you. I told you that, man. 735 00:41:35,817 --> 00:41:38,347 - I... I guess. - You guess? 736 00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:44,730 Well, yeah, I do. 737 00:41:47,184 --> 00:41:49,134 What's your name, man? 738 00:41:50,084 --> 00:41:54,364 - Mike. - Big Mike. You've got good taste. 739 00:41:55,517 --> 00:41:59,087 She cool- She smart too-. 740 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,130 She happens to love that song by Luther Vandross, 741 00:42:03,217 --> 00:42:05,527 If This World Were Mine. 742 00:42:06,284 --> 00:42:10,204 And if they happen to play that, I want you to get you a dance. 743 00:42:12,183 --> 00:42:14,323 I'm serious, man. 744 00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:21,157 Go have you some fun, man. 745 00:42:22,650 --> 00:42:24,220 Big Mike. 746 00:42:35,684 --> 00:42:39,004 Stay your motherfucking crybaby ass in the back! 747 00:42:42,917 --> 00:42:44,687 What's up, man? You all right? 748 00:42:44,784 --> 00:42:47,704 Yo, man, what'd he say? What'd he say, man? 749 00:42:47,784 --> 00:42:51,134 Nothing. He just wanted to know my name. 750 00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:54,927 Oh, man. I thought he was gonna get you again. 751 00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:59,357 Oh, no, man- Let's just get up in this party finally-. 752 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:02,187 - Yeah, all right. - Come on, man. 753 00:43:27,684 --> 00:43:30,794 This was it! Finally, the party of all parties. 754 00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:31,864 Oh, my goodness! 755 00:43:31,950 --> 00:43:34,190 I never seen anything like this in North Carolina. 756 00:43:34,284 --> 00:43:38,134 Man, hormones jumping, music pumping, booties shaking. 757 00:43:38,217 --> 00:43:39,747 Paradise! 758 00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:43,190 Oh. yeah! 759 00:43:43,284 --> 00:43:46,704 I'm gonna be freaking all the fine skeezers up here tonight! 760 00:43:48,117 --> 00:43:50,287 Oh, check it out, Ro! 761 00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:52,664 Go, Ro! Go, Ro! 762 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:57,130 Go, Ro! That's my boy! Yeah! 763 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,557 Hey, yo, let's lay back for a minute. 764 00:43:59,684 --> 00:44:01,824 - Gotta see who's in here first. - Okay. 765 00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:05,687 Hey, look at that freak right there. Damn! 766 00:44:05,783 --> 00:44:07,993 Yo, that booty is nice! 767 00:44:08,884 --> 00:44:11,994 Hey, I'm gonna dance with her. You get her buddy. 768 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:16,600 Man, the power of horniness is simply amazing. 769 00:44:16,684 --> 00:44:17,924 It makes you forget everything. 770 00:44:18,017 --> 00:44:20,587 I mean, we were just in a robbery, and almost arrested, 771 00:44:20,684 --> 00:44:21,994 but it was like nothing had happened. 772 00:44:22,084 --> 00:44:25,734 Hey, ladies! You wanna dance with me and my partner? 773 00:44:26,517 --> 00:44:27,827 Yeah! 774 00:44:28,784 --> 00:44:32,324 Horniness also made me forget that I didn't know how to dance. 775 00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:34,187 What you doing, man? 776 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,600 Man, I was looking like a fool. 777 00:44:37,684 --> 00:44:39,794 Forget this. I'll just get into my own thing. 778 00:44:39,884 --> 00:44:41,664 I wanna show you something. Watch this. 779 00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,490 Oh, snap! 780 00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:46,987 - Or you like this? - Oh, Mike! 781 00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:49,624 - Watch this. Watch this. - Oh, no! 782 00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:54,764 Girl, I'm dizzy. 783 00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:03,400 Oh, Mike. Get it, Mike, get it. Dance Fever, huh? 784 00:45:04,684 --> 00:45:07,534 I'm getting tired. I think I'm gonna stop. 785 00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:15,887 Okay. Okay. 786 00:45:24,283 --> 00:45:26,263 Where are the party people? 787 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,830 I don't wanna see nobody holding up the walls! 788 00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:31,297 Get up and dance, y'all! 789 00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:33,924 Freak, freak, y'all. Get up! 790 00:45:40,784 --> 00:45:44,234 Yo, word. What'd I tell you? This party is fly, man! 791 00:45:45,384 --> 00:45:48,304 Yo, look. One from each corner of the room, baby. 792 00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:51,593 Ro ain't messing with me. Check it out. Hey, yo, Ro! 793 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,620 Ro, how many? 794 00:45:54,717 --> 00:45:55,887 Six? 795 00:45:55,984 --> 00:45:58,064 Damn! I only got four. 796 00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:03,960 Yo, man, I would've had way more if we didn't get here so late. 797 00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:07,520 - What's up, Mike? How many you got? - I ain't get any. 798 00:46:07,617 --> 00:46:10,057 - Damn! None? - What? 799 00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:11,820 You're gonna have to get up off this bench 800 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:14,857 if you wanna get some numbers, man, you know what I'm saying? 801 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:17,020 He's probably just waiting on Alicia anyway. 802 00:46:17,117 --> 00:46:18,717 You gotta leave that alone, man. 803 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,317 Everybody here is trying to get into that. 804 00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:22,917 Including me, 'cause she sure is looking fine! 805 00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,657 Hey, look, I'll tell you what. 806 00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:27,560 I'm gonna go tell her you wanna talk to her, all right? 807 00:46:27,650 --> 00:46:30,100 - Man, don't do that. Come on. - Man... 808 00:46:30,184 --> 00:46:32,564 - Come on, man, for real. - Man! 809 00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:33,990 Come on, for real. 810 00:46:34,084 --> 00:46:36,094 Look, man, I'm just trying to help you out. 811 00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:40,134 - Yo, why don't you hook me up? - Shut up, fool. 812 00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:42,717 Why don't both of you go try to talk to her? 813 00:46:42,817 --> 00:46:46,487 Look, all these honeys around here... By the way, 814 00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:49,264 I got one right over here, you know, just about to be number seven. 815 00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:52,420 - So, where? - Right there, fool. 816 00:46:52,517 --> 00:46:54,357 - Damn! - Yeah. 817 00:46:54,784 --> 00:46:58,234 Well, y'all gonna owe me some money after tonight. 818 00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:01,727 - I'll get it from y'all later. - Man, I ain't paying for that one. 819 00:47:01,817 --> 00:47:03,957 She got a big head anyway. 820 00:47:04,050 --> 00:47:07,030 I gotta get more numbers. You're on your own. 821 00:47:16,617 --> 00:47:20,087 Okay, we're gonna slow it down for the last one. 822 00:47:20,184 --> 00:47:24,534 Guys, grab you one of these fine ladies and get close. 823 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,960 That's the song. That's the song. 824 00:47:44,384 --> 00:47:46,734 I've got to find Alicia, man. 825 00:47:46,817 --> 00:47:50,557 I didn't get to dance all night long. If I could get this one... 826 00:48:05,384 --> 00:48:09,364 Somewhere inside I expected her to be dancing with someone else. 827 00:48:10,683 --> 00:48:11,923 I can't lie. 828 00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:14,787 I was actually hoping she was so I would have an excuse 829 00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:17,304 not to ask her but say I tried. 830 00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:29,390 Oh, man, maybe I should think about this. 831 00:48:29,484 --> 00:48:32,404 I mean, I did grab her butt that day, but... 832 00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:36,890 Wow! That was two months ago. She's been cool ever since. 833 00:49:04,117 --> 00:49:05,117 Hey, Alicia. 834 00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:07,747 What's up, Mike? 835 00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:10,830 Nothing. I just wanted to say hi. 836 00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:14,820 This was the first time you was alone all night. 837 00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:20,400 I never really did get to apologize, 838 00:49:20,484 --> 00:49:22,524 you know, for the bet. 839 00:49:22,850 --> 00:49:24,390 Oh, right. 840 00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:29,630 See, that's what you get for hanging around Roland and his nasty behind. 841 00:49:30,484 --> 00:49:33,164 Boy, I was nervous as a hooker in church. 842 00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,800 I really like this song. 843 00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:39,097 Yeah, this is a beautiful song. 844 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,723 You wanna dance? 845 00:49:45,017 --> 00:49:46,457 Yeah, sure. 846 00:50:00,184 --> 00:50:03,034 My heart was beating 100 times a minute. 847 00:50:03,117 --> 00:50:05,827 She was so soft, she smelled so good. 848 00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:08,627 All I could think of was, "Don't get hard." 849 00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:14,394 Hey, yo, look at that, man. Look. 850 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,860 I love this pad. 851 00:50:48,817 --> 00:50:51,957 - Why don't you go dance with her then? - You too! 852 00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:55,330 Hey, that mean I can't call y'all? 853 00:50:59,717 --> 00:51:01,917 That's it, I can't hold it any longer. 854 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,547 Captain, she's gonna blow! 855 00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:07,100 I was in full salute at this point. 856 00:51:07,184 --> 00:51:11,224 - You okay, Mike? - Yeah, yeah. 857 00:51:11,317 --> 00:51:13,697 This is how we do it in North Carolina-. 858 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,990 Well, this is how we do it in LA. 859 00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:29,163 Party's over, y'all. 860 00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:32,250 Bag it up, take it in. It's time to go home. 861 00:51:36,017 --> 00:51:37,687 Walk me outside? 862 00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:43,087 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 863 00:51:48,117 --> 00:51:50,257 You know, I had so much fun. 864 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:53,257 Yeah. Me too. 865 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:59,923 So I guess I'll talk to you at school on Monday. 866 00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,897 Why not this weekend? 867 00:52:04,683 --> 00:52:06,753 You asking me for my number? 868 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:11,190 Well, yeah, I guess so. 869 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,250 You guess so? 870 00:52:14,117 --> 00:52:15,457 Okay, I am. 871 00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:22,690 Here. 872 00:52:46,717 --> 00:52:49,717 Yo, man. How the hell you do that? 873 00:52:50,817 --> 00:52:53,957 Man, I told y'all not to worry about me. 874 00:52:54,817 --> 00:52:55,817 Yo, whatever, man. 875 00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:58,557 All I know is I got seven numbers tonight, baby. 876 00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:03,070 Well, the last one wasn't all that cute, but she had a body, boy, I'm telling you. 877 00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:05,030 - I won, man. - What? 878 00:53:05,117 --> 00:53:07,387 Hell, no, I got seven too. It's a tie. 879 00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,764 Tie? There ain't no ties, man. 880 00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:12,420 How many numbers you get tonight? 881 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:14,490 - Just one. - One? 882 00:53:16,783 --> 00:53:18,893 Alicia? Damn! 883 00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:21,957 I knew you danced with her, but damn! 884 00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:27,020 Yo, that number there is worth 10 of them skeezers up in there. 885 00:53:27,117 --> 00:53:28,787 You won, Big Mike. 886 00:53:29,350 --> 00:53:31,490 You taking all my money. 887 00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:37,694 I'm still trying to figure out how you swung that. 888 00:53:37,784 --> 00:53:38,964 Oh, man. 889 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,090 Yeah, that's why I'm Big Mike and y'all ain't. 890 00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:43,194 Nigger, don't act stupid. 891 00:53:46,717 --> 00:53:49,057 I'm getting like Ro. I'm forgetting about the wedding. 892 00:53:49,150 --> 00:53:51,860 Look, man, what do you want us to tell them? 893 00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:53,730 - Word. - I don't know, man. 894 00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:54,957 He don't know? 895 00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,960 Look, do you want me to tell them it's off? 896 00:53:57,050 --> 00:53:59,330 No, no, man, don't tell them it's off! 897 00:53:59,417 --> 00:54:01,117 What the fuck, man? What the fuck, then? 898 00:54:01,217 --> 00:54:03,127 All right, look, you're keeping the whole wedding waiting! 899 00:54:03,217 --> 00:54:04,417 I need time to think. 900 00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:06,757 Look, you should've thought before you asked her to marry you. 901 00:54:06,850 --> 00:54:09,490 Man, I did think before I asked her to marry me. 902 00:54:09,584 --> 00:54:10,654 Yeah, you know what, man? 903 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,460 You need to grow your ass up and handle your responsibilities. 904 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,290 Man, I just don't want to be wondering "what if," all right? 905 00:54:16,384 --> 00:54:18,894 - You won't wonder, 'cause we're going. -It is for life. 906 00:54:18,984 --> 00:54:20,664 You won't wonder shit. 907 00:54:20,950 --> 00:54:21,990 You know what I'm saying, man? 908 00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:25,333 You need to step up to that, man, face that, man. 909 00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:30,160 Yo, man, pull the car over quick. 910 00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:34,600 Fuck, hell, no! Ro, look. I'm getting your ass there, all right? 911 00:54:34,684 --> 00:54:36,764 Look, whatever you decide to do, we gonna be behind you. 912 00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:39,690 - But you ain't running, kid. - Mike, tell Slim to pull the car over. 913 00:54:39,783 --> 00:54:42,733 - You need to stop... You all right? - Hell, no. 914 00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:45,990 - No! N-O! Hell, Mike, don't even stall. - Slim, he ain't looking too good. 915 00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:48,694 I ain't starting, he just don't look too good-. 916 00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,234 Nigger, get the window. 917 00:54:50,317 --> 00:54:52,957 No, no, no, no! Shit! 918 00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:59,590 - Roll down the window! - Get out. This is my new shit! 919 00:54:59,684 --> 00:55:04,904 This is my new shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 920 00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:08,094 Look at this shit! Look at this! Look at this! 921 00:55:08,184 --> 00:55:11,654 These are Ferragamos! They cost $300! 922 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,820 - Shit! - How much you pay for them? 923 00:55:13,917 --> 00:55:15,897 It don't matter, Ro! They're worth $300! 924 00:55:15,984 --> 00:55:19,194 You got that? Do you got that? No! You stupid ass! 925 00:55:19,284 --> 00:55:20,664 Chill, man, chill. 926 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:23,590 - It's over, man. It's over. - No, it's not over. 927 00:55:23,684 --> 00:55:26,494 Look, get back in that car 'cause you marrying Lisa. Let's go! 928 00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:28,394 If he don't wanna get married, what you gonna do? Force him? 929 00:55:28,484 --> 00:55:29,464 Fuck! 930 00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:32,960 - I never said I didn't want to marry her. - See? See? He's crazy! 931 00:55:33,050 --> 00:55:36,500 Mike, he's crazy! You're crazy, a drunk and a punk. 932 00:55:38,850 --> 00:55:40,990 - Oh, shit! - Why I gotta be a punk? 933 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:44,264 - What? - Ro, step the fuck back. 934 00:55:44,350 --> 00:55:47,190 -'Cause I will beat your ass up in here. - Calm down. 935 00:55:47,284 --> 00:55:49,764 You fucking midget. Don't... 936 00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:52,230 Hey, Ro, have you lost your mind? 937 00:55:52,317 --> 00:55:54,127 Have you lost your mind? 938 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,717 I will body-slam your ass. You calm? 939 00:55:56,817 --> 00:55:58,257 - Are you calm? - Calm. 940 00:55:58,350 --> 00:55:59,450 You calm? 941 00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:01,720 - Hey, Ro, Ro! - You know what? You know what? 942 00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,457 Stop playing! 943 00:56:03,550 --> 00:56:06,120 Both y'all acting like punks, man. 944 00:56:06,817 --> 00:56:10,157 Look, there's a wedding that is or isn't gonna happen today, man. 945 00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:12,160 Only you know the answer. 946 00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:15,060 Come on, don't let cold feet fuck this up, Ro. 947 00:56:17,617 --> 00:56:20,597 What the fuck you gonna do? You wanna do this or not? 948 00:56:20,683 --> 00:56:22,593 - I guess so. - You guess so? 949 00:56:22,684 --> 00:56:25,194 Ain't nobody ask you to get no donuts! Let's go! 950 00:56:25,284 --> 00:56:26,594 That's good enough for now, man. 951 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:29,104 If he says no when the Reverend asks, then, hey. 952 00:56:29,183 --> 00:56:32,493 - Look, we gotta get cleaned up. - Where we gonna get cleaned up, Mike? 953 00:56:37,884 --> 00:56:41,804 Oh, hell, no. No, no, no. 954 00:56:41,884 --> 00:56:43,804 Go. Just go. 955 00:56:43,884 --> 00:56:45,924 Get this shit away from... 956 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:48,660 What the fuck is that smell? 957 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,230 Ro had a little accident in the car. He got carsick, 958 00:56:51,317 --> 00:56:52,797 and we need a place to clean up. 959 00:56:52,883 --> 00:56:54,563 You need to go to a gas station. 960 00:56:54,650 --> 00:56:56,960 76 has got fresh paper towels and squeegees. 961 00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:59,360 This ain't no damn commercial. 962 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:03,400 Look, Ro gets married in two hours. Okay? 963 00:57:03,484 --> 00:57:05,764 We really, really need your help. 964 00:57:08,184 --> 00:57:09,494 Please? 965 00:57:11,850 --> 00:57:15,730 I'm doing this for her. Not y'all, and especially not him. 966 00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:19,264 I can only imagine what that girl is going through. 967 00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:22,090 Whatever, look, if we get him cleaned up quick enough, 968 00:57:22,184 --> 00:57:24,794 she won't have to know a damn thing, all right? 969 00:57:24,883 --> 00:57:27,263 - You think you can clean the tuxedos? - Word. 970 00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:30,350 Nigger, what do I look like? Alice from The Brady Bunch? 971 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,620 You need to take them to the cleaners or something. 972 00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:34,027 Now, you can clean up here. 973 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,527 I got some of my man's clothes in the closet. 974 00:57:36,617 --> 00:57:38,687 - Cool. - I'm first in the shower. 975 00:57:39,350 --> 00:57:40,730 Shower? 976 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,720 Y'all ain't messing up my bathtub. There's a water hose in the backyard. 977 00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,797 Hose? We ain't washing no dogs! 978 00:57:46,883 --> 00:57:48,163 Says who? 979 00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:51,247 Okay. What choice we got, man? 980 00:57:51,350 --> 00:57:53,160 Through the back way. 981 00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,630 The back... What, we servants now? 982 00:57:55,717 --> 00:57:58,487 No, you stink now. You ain't fucking my house up. 983 00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:01,033 - Go through the back. - Like Benson? 984 00:58:01,817 --> 00:58:04,457 - That's bad. - Yeah. So are you. 985 00:58:09,384 --> 00:58:10,764 Thank you. 986 00:58:15,684 --> 00:58:17,694 - Damn, this shit is cold! - Fuck. 987 00:58:17,783 --> 00:58:20,423 Maybe it'll snap Ra's drunk ass back to normal. 988 00:58:20,517 --> 00:58:22,217 Give me that shit. 989 00:58:22,317 --> 00:58:27,387 - No! Stop playing! - Yes, nigger, dance! 990 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,623 Fuck! 991 00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,957 Damn, you all! 992 00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:35,927 - Yo, Slim, stop playing! - Okay. 993 00:58:36,017 --> 00:58:38,787 - Well, well, well! - Oh, shit! 994 00:58:38,884 --> 00:58:41,304 I see not a lot has changed since high school. 995 00:58:41,384 --> 00:58:43,394 This is shrinkage, right? 996 00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:46,617 Yo, back me up, y'all. 997 00:58:53,284 --> 00:58:54,734 Really, though, the joke's over. 998 00:58:54,817 --> 00:58:58,227 - Pass the clothes. - What clothes? What you talking about? 999 00:58:58,684 --> 00:59:00,364 Oh, my God. 1000 00:59:01,617 --> 00:59:04,547 We look like three Steve Urkels with this shit you gave us. 1001 00:59:04,550 --> 00:59:04,890 We look like three Steve Urkels with this shit you gave us. 1002 00:59:04,984 --> 00:59:07,524 I don't understand why this is so painful for y'all. 1003 00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:11,387 - What you talking about? - Marriage. That's what I'm talking about. 1004 00:59:11,484 --> 00:59:13,964 Y'all act like you're going to the electric chair or something. 1005 00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:16,290 And this is supposed to be a special moment. 1006 00:59:16,384 --> 00:59:18,194 Tanya, it ain't that simple. 1007 00:59:19,017 --> 00:59:20,617 You love her? 1008 00:59:20,984 --> 00:59:23,404 - Yeah, I love her. - Then it's simple. 1009 00:59:23,483 --> 00:59:25,723 Getting drunk, messing up your clothes, fighting. 1010 00:59:25,817 --> 00:59:27,887 Just so you can act like you did in high school. 1011 00:59:27,983 --> 00:59:31,623 Thank you, Oprah. It's time to get the fuck out of here. 1012 00:59:31,717 --> 00:59:34,387 - Can't take the heat, can you? - I can take the heat just fine. 1013 00:59:34,484 --> 00:59:37,364 I ain't in the kitchen. That fool's getting married. 1014 00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:42,364 But you do look good in them jeans. 1015 00:59:42,450 --> 00:59:45,330 - Thanks for everything. - No, no, no, you're welcome. 1016 00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:53,587 Thanks for putting up with me, Tanya. 1017 00:59:55,150 --> 00:59:57,100 That's for the bride. 1018 00:59:57,950 --> 01:00:00,730 - That's cool. I deserve that. - Yes, you do. 1019 01:00:09,184 --> 01:00:10,424 Ladies. 1020 01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:12,657 - Hi, there. - Hi. 1021 01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:15,900 We need some clothes done in an hour, please. 1022 01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:19,763 Certainly, gentlemen- What would you like to have cleaned? 1023 01:00:27,550 --> 01:00:29,860 There's a church right down the street, 1024 01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:32,160 because it's gonna take a prayer and a miracle 1025 01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,850 to have this cleaned in an hour. 1026 01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,790 Please, let me explain something to you. 1027 01:00:35,884 --> 01:00:38,364 There's a wedding going on and we're in it. 1028 01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:42,127 You're absolutely right. We need you to work us a miracle. 1029 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,427 All right, fine. I'll see what I can do. 1030 01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:47,047 But I'm not gonna promise you anything, okay? 1031 01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:51,750 - Here. One hour. - Thanks. One hour. 1032 01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:54,130 - Thank you. - Yeah, all right. 1033 01:00:56,317 --> 01:01:00,087 - Think we'll get there on time? - Let's see. 1034 01:01:00,284 --> 01:01:03,964 Yeah, we've got about a little under two hours. We're all right. 1035 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:06,350 - You want this last piece? - I want that last piece. 1036 01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:09,730 Look, you don't need to be eating shit, all right. I'll take it. 1037 01:01:09,817 --> 01:01:10,847 Now why do you always do that? 1038 01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:13,360 If you want the last piece, why did you ask me if I want the last piece? 1039 01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:14,590 First of all, I didn't ask you. 1040 01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:15,824 But the reason I asked Mike 1041 01:01:15,917 --> 01:01:17,617 is the same reason you asked Lisa to marry you. 1042 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,157 It sounds nice. 1043 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:21,960 See, that's cold. 1044 01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:25,460 I thought y'all was gonna be happy about me having second thoughts. 1045 01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:27,720 And the way y'all was treating me when I first asked her... 1046 01:01:27,817 --> 01:01:30,297 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 1047 01:01:30,384 --> 01:01:33,304 Man, when I said that maybe I might move, what happened? 1048 01:01:33,384 --> 01:01:35,864 "Man, why you busting up the groove, man? 1049 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,560 "The brothers. The Wood. The Wood." 1050 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:40,860 Look, I just don't think you need to be following the woman, all right. 1051 01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:44,230 She should get a job and move where you are. Nigger, be a man! 1052 01:01:44,317 --> 01:01:46,557 I am a man. That's bull, okay? 1053 01:01:46,650 --> 01:01:50,720 It's like, she has a good job, so I'm gonna go and follow her. 1054 01:01:50,817 --> 01:01:52,797 Nigger, you need some panties. 1055 01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:58,627 Mike, will you tell this ignorant negro, please. 1056 01:01:59,584 --> 01:02:00,654 Well, I'll put it to you this way. 1057 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,130 I see what you're saying, but Slim's got a point. 1058 01:02:03,217 --> 01:02:05,817 - No. I mean, fuck you, Mike. - She could've taught out here too. 1059 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:07,917 What about Alicia? 1060 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:10,520 What about Alicia? 1061 01:02:10,617 --> 01:02:12,187 Nigger, that was high school, man. 1062 01:02:12,284 --> 01:02:14,164 She went to Columbia, I got into S.C. Case closed. 1063 01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,750 All right. I think you also got into NYU. 1064 01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:19,760 New York University. 1065 01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:22,060 Damn, he's right. 1066 01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:25,560 - So now what? - I'm gonna get me some fruit salad. 1067 01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:28,430 - Oh, no, stay. Let's talk about this. - You just had a salad. 1068 01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:32,227 Let's talk about Alicia. Lying bitch. 1069 01:02:32,584 --> 01:02:35,964 For real, though, this is your home. 1070 01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:38,550 We've been together in the Wood for years. You talking about leaving? 1071 01:02:38,650 --> 01:02:42,530 - Shit! We barely kick it as is. - I'm getting married, man. 1072 01:02:42,617 --> 01:02:45,257 Nigger, what time, so I can be there? 1073 01:02:45,817 --> 01:02:48,817 Man, nobody got on you when you went away to Italy. 1074 01:02:49,184 --> 01:02:51,434 Nobody said a damn thing. 1075 01:02:51,617 --> 01:02:55,357 - That was to play ball, Ro. I love ball. - So, I love Lisa. 1076 01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:58,560 Then why are we sitting here and not at the wedding, Ro? 1077 01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:01,224 'Cause you a punk. 1078 01:03:01,317 --> 01:03:03,157 "'Cause I'm a punk." That's the answer, Ro. 1079 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,920 "'Cause I'm a punk." 'Cause he's a punk. 1080 01:03:06,017 --> 01:03:09,187 All right, I got something that's gonna solve all your problems. 1081 01:03:09,284 --> 01:03:11,994 All right, we're gonna do this old-school style. 1082 01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,224 - Real quick. - You gonna call his mama? 1083 01:03:13,317 --> 01:03:16,027 I got Jennifer Lopez. 1084 01:03:16,117 --> 01:03:19,427 - Oh, hell, no! I got JL over here. - No. You got Janet Jackson. 1085 01:03:19,517 --> 01:03:23,687 I got Janet Jackson. I always had Janet Jackson. 1086 01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,634 - You got Lisa Davis, all right. You... - Your player card's revoked. 1087 01:03:27,717 --> 01:03:30,387 - One time. One time. That's it. Ready? - JL's over here, though. 1088 01:03:30,484 --> 01:03:32,464 Let's do this. Let's do this. Do it good. 1089 01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:35,430 All right. One nice one. 1090 01:03:35,517 --> 01:03:37,957 That's me. I'm the closest one. 1091 01:03:38,850 --> 01:03:40,890 You always do that! 1092 01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:45,593 Oh, snap. You remember the bet? 1093 01:03:46,184 --> 01:03:48,224 I remember that. You remember the bet, Mike? 1094 01:03:48,317 --> 01:03:51,257 You know I remember the bet. Do you remember the bet? 1095 01:03:53,050 --> 01:03:54,290 - Don't tell me. - Damn. 1096 01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:55,524 - Yeah. - Damn! 1097 01:04:00,850 --> 01:04:04,350 Saint Bernard High School. Lots of memories here. 1098 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:07,560 High school was a whole different world, 1099 01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:10,930 basically with the same objective at hand. Girls. 1100 01:04:11,850 --> 01:04:15,350 Yeah, high school was nice. Still beautiful girls. 1101 01:04:15,450 --> 01:04:20,260 Only now, instead of just booty, they had legs, hips and breasts. 1102 01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,860 And I'm a breast man. 1103 01:04:24,650 --> 01:04:26,990 Yo, how you doing? 1104 01:04:30,317 --> 01:04:31,847 What's up, my brothers? 1105 01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:33,730 Checking out some fine-assed women. 1106 01:04:33,817 --> 01:04:35,687 Oh, shit! 1107 01:04:36,284 --> 01:04:38,294 The first day of school is always the best. 1108 01:04:38,383 --> 01:04:41,063 - First day of school, homie. - Yeah. 1109 01:04:41,150 --> 01:04:43,220 - Go grab Alicia's booty. - Yeah, go on. 1110 01:04:43,317 --> 01:04:44,917 It's full of possibilities. 1111 01:04:45,017 --> 01:04:47,687 And for us, that meant sex. The wild thing. 1112 01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,824 The nasty. The "mo better." 1113 01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:52,257 - I'll catch y'all later. - What? 1114 01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:54,890 Man, leave them old water-head girls alone. 1115 01:04:54,984 --> 01:04:56,224 Jealous man. 1116 01:04:56,317 --> 01:04:58,657 Look at your big head, that's what's bothering me. 1117 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,990 You need to stop calling girls water-head, man. 1118 01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:04,094 Man, you need to shut up. Look at that, man. Look. 1119 01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:08,990 Yeah? So? 1120 01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:11,723 So? You gonna let Eric mack your woman? 1121 01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:17,917 - You know, he's a sucker, man. - That's funny. 1122 01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:19,617 Hey, what's up, boys? 1123 01:05:19,717 --> 01:05:22,697 After that dance, me and Alicia talked. 1124 01:05:22,784 --> 01:05:24,324 We were a couple for about three weeks. 1125 01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:27,017 That's standard for junior high relationships. 1126 01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:28,930 We stayed friends, though. 1127 01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,460 You know, we juniors now. We got to buckle down. 1128 01:05:31,550 --> 01:05:34,000 Yeah, man. Ain't it a trip, though? 1129 01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:37,490 Okay, so meet me at the library at 5:00, okay? 1130 01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:39,033 - Why? - Yeah! 1131 01:05:39,117 --> 01:05:40,487 This is the first day of school, girl. 1132 01:05:40,584 --> 01:05:43,864 Now, you know Miss Quiano gonna give a test the first week. 1133 01:05:44,117 --> 01:05:45,717 Oh, for real? 1134 01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,687 Okay, I'll meet you there. 1135 01:05:49,217 --> 01:05:53,387 - All right. I'll see you later, okay? - Yeah, me too. 1136 01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,734 Damn! Man, that girl's still fine as shit! 1137 01:05:59,117 --> 01:06:01,717 You know, man, you should've stayed with that. 1138 01:06:02,117 --> 01:06:04,457 Come on, man, that was junior high. 1139 01:06:04,550 --> 01:06:06,890 I'm on to bigger and better things now, man. 1140 01:06:06,984 --> 01:06:08,624 Nigger, like what? 1141 01:06:09,584 --> 01:06:11,864 - Like your mama, nigger. - My what? 1142 01:06:20,450 --> 01:06:23,730 Yeah, baby! What's up? It's on me. 1143 01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:27,197 Hell, no, nigger. You're crazy. Look, man, it's on me, man. 1144 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,287 Yo, Mike, spin again, man. Come on. 1145 01:06:30,383 --> 01:06:32,563 Hell, no. Man, this stuff ain't for real. 1146 01:06:32,650 --> 01:06:35,860 Yeah, man, I know what you mean. I'm tired of not getting no coochie, man. 1147 01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,790 Shit, we're juniors, man. 1148 01:06:37,884 --> 01:06:39,964 I need something real, you know? 1149 01:06:40,050 --> 01:06:43,160 I mean, man, females get way too much power with this shit. 1150 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:45,130 You ain't never lie. 1151 01:06:45,217 --> 01:06:48,317 - It's like they ain't giving it up, man. - Yeah. 1152 01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:50,757 You know, I've been trying to get at Monica for two months. 1153 01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:54,920 - Damn! - Double damn! It's time to move on. 1154 01:06:55,017 --> 01:06:58,427 Hell, no, all right. I'm not gonna warm up the slot machine, 1155 01:06:58,517 --> 01:07:01,157 leave, and let the next nigger hit the jackpot! 1156 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,730 I'm close. I know it. 1157 01:07:03,817 --> 01:07:06,057 This has to be our year, you know what I'm saying. 1158 01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:07,250 We the "head" niggers now. 1159 01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:09,060 - You know, juniors, man. - Yeah. 1160 01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:14,860 I mean, y'all niggers on varsity now, and I'm looking better every day. 1161 01:07:14,950 --> 01:07:15,950 What? 1162 01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:18,760 As pretty as you are, you still ain't getting no pussy! 1163 01:07:18,850 --> 01:07:20,060 No ass! 1164 01:07:20,150 --> 01:07:22,820 Yeah? Oh, okay... 1165 01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:25,187 But I bet I'll be the first one to get some. 1166 01:07:25,284 --> 01:07:28,204 Did you not hear me? I said I'm gonna get Monica soon. 1167 01:07:28,284 --> 01:07:31,734 All right, well, put your money where your dick is. Both y'all. 1168 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:34,650 Yeah, in your nostrils, nigger! 1169 01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,230 - You always clowning, fool. - Yeah. 1170 01:07:38,317 --> 01:07:39,917 Yeah, 'cause y'all know I'm gonna win this bet. 1171 01:07:40,017 --> 01:07:41,427 That's why y'all clowning. 1172 01:07:41,517 --> 01:07:44,927 For real, man. The first one to get some pussy 1173 01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:46,687 gets five bucks. 1174 01:07:46,884 --> 01:07:50,334 - Shit. Cool. - But so this don't go on forever, 1175 01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:54,517 if after, I don't know, a month, no one gets none, 1176 01:07:54,850 --> 01:07:57,300 we put in an additional five bucks. 1177 01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:00,357 Shit, cool. I'm with it. 1178 01:08:01,650 --> 01:08:03,690 Okay, I'm in. 1179 01:08:03,784 --> 01:08:06,034 - Let the games begin, baby. - You bet. 1180 01:08:09,117 --> 01:08:12,387 What's up, girl? You know, when we gonna make this real? 1181 01:08:12,484 --> 01:08:15,404 Stop. Stop. Slim, stop! 1182 01:08:15,484 --> 01:08:18,164 Now, why you acting like you don't wanna do it? 1183 01:08:27,217 --> 01:08:31,667 Now, I was just thinking, you know, we could make this a physical thing. 1184 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:33,390 What you... 1185 01:08:34,650 --> 01:08:35,790 Hello? 1186 01:08:35,884 --> 01:08:38,634 - I'm not ready. - Not ready? 1187 01:08:38,817 --> 01:08:42,357 - How long we been going together? - A week and a half. 1188 01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:45,760 There. What you doing? 1189 01:08:45,984 --> 01:08:48,564 I'm tired of that. Let's do something else. 1190 01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:51,060 Like what? 1191 01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:53,630 Well, we can make love. 1192 01:08:54,084 --> 01:08:57,794 First of all, I know you don't love me, so don't say "make love." 1193 01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,924 Well, it's sounds better than "bone," right? 1194 01:09:00,017 --> 01:09:02,657 You want me to let you put that inside of me? 1195 01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,460 That's so nasty. 1196 01:09:07,084 --> 01:09:10,764 Yo, I'm dead serious. I could catch blue balls or something. 1197 01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:13,330 Yo, man, my shit could just swell up and explode, I'm telling you. 1198 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,617 Really? 1199 01:09:18,950 --> 01:09:20,830 - Yo, you remember that fool Andrew? - Yeah. 1200 01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:25,327 You ain't heard? That nigger still ain't walking. 1201 01:09:25,517 --> 01:09:28,557 Nasty? Girl, this is natural. Suck it. 1202 01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:30,890 No. You need to back up. That's nasty. 1203 01:09:30,984 --> 01:09:33,334 Why wait for what you could get now, baby? 1204 01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,947 'Cause it's in the Bible. 1205 01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:37,550 Come on, baby- You already started on the wrong path-. 1206 01:09:37,650 --> 01:09:39,390 - Why not finish? - What? 1207 01:09:39,484 --> 01:09:41,904 You don't think I'm gonna give it up after one week? 1208 01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:44,834 - You must think I'm a ho! - What? Why you fronting? 1209 01:09:45,017 --> 01:09:49,057 You let that nigger Terry bone. I know I look better than that nigger. 1210 01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,590 - Oh, come on, girl. - No. 1211 01:09:51,684 --> 01:09:54,164 Man, I'll buy you something. What you want? 1212 01:09:58,617 --> 01:09:59,817 I won't. 1213 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:01,257 I had a girlfriend. 1214 01:10:01,350 --> 01:10:04,590 But Alicia, Alicia was my friend, you know? 1215 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:08,591 We could talk to each other about anything. Boyfriends, girlfriends. 1216 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:11,164 - It was real cool. - Why would you say that? 1217 01:10:11,284 --> 01:10:13,664 It was the first thing that came to my mind. 1218 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,700 Just explain to me her reasoning, though. 1219 01:10:15,784 --> 01:10:18,394 We doing everything, everything but "it." 1220 01:10:18,784 --> 01:10:20,424 I mean, what's up? 1221 01:10:21,584 --> 01:10:24,194 You know, doing it ain't easy. 1222 01:10:25,584 --> 01:10:28,794 It's not like you just walk up to a girl and say, "What's up, Slim? 1223 01:10:28,884 --> 01:10:31,094 "What's your name? Can we get busy?" 1224 01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:34,800 It's gotta be the right time, right place, right person. Right? 1225 01:10:34,950 --> 01:10:38,630 - That's right. It's gotta be special. - I heard that before. 1226 01:10:40,184 --> 01:10:43,394 - Well, hear it again. - Whatever. 1227 01:10:43,484 --> 01:10:46,334 You need to stop trying to trick her into doing it. 1228 01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:48,194 Hey, I ain't tricking her. 1229 01:10:48,284 --> 01:10:50,824 I don't need tricks. My game is strong, girl. 1230 01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,487 You know what, if your game was so strong, 1231 01:10:52,584 --> 01:10:54,724 then how come you ain't getting none? 1232 01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:57,757 Oh. you got jokes! 1233 01:10:57,851 --> 01:11:02,561 You see, 'cause y'all girls are fronting like y'all don't want it as bad as we do. 1234 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,524 That is not true. 1235 01:11:04,617 --> 01:11:06,717 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 1236 01:11:06,817 --> 01:11:09,727 You ain't got nothing to say. Just go do your thing. 1237 01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,217 You know what? Maybe you need to find somebody 1238 01:11:13,317 --> 01:11:15,227 who wants it as bad as you do. 1239 01:11:21,384 --> 01:11:23,494 Maybe I do. 1240 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,857 You know what? Let's just go, 1241 01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:39,120 'cause we ain't gonna get no studying done. 1242 01:11:39,217 --> 01:11:41,557 - Come on. - Oh, yeah. All right. 1243 01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:43,890 You need to work on your game, anyway. 1244 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:50,360 What are you wearing to homecoming? 1245 01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:53,827 I got this suit from last year's basketball banquet. 1246 01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:55,087 Last year? 1247 01:11:55,184 --> 01:11:57,764 - Yeah. - You too cheap to buy a new suit? 1248 01:11:57,850 --> 01:12:00,660 - Hey, time's are rough, okay? - Yeah, I guess so, huh? 1249 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:03,531 I mean, I ain't trying to spend no more money. 1250 01:12:04,851 --> 01:12:08,771 So, you going with your boy? What's his name? Eric? 1251 01:12:08,850 --> 01:12:12,020 Oh, you know his name. Don't even act like that. 1252 01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:17,064 Yeah, I'm going with Eric. 1253 01:12:17,284 --> 01:12:19,964 - You're going with Kim, right? - Monica. 1254 01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:22,960 Oh, yeah, Monica. My bad. 1255 01:12:24,184 --> 01:12:25,864 Is Eric someone special? 1256 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:29,460 I don't know, you tell me. You play ball with him. 1257 01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:33,564 He's cool, I guess. If that's what you want. 1258 01:12:33,651 --> 01:12:35,491 Yeah, he's all right. 1259 01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:38,760 So what about Bonita? Is she somebody special? 1260 01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,560 Monica. 1261 01:12:41,751 --> 01:12:43,791 Mo-ni-ca! 1262 01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:45,964 - Whatever. - My bad. 1263 01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:47,250 She's special enough. 1264 01:12:47,350 --> 01:12:50,160 I knew if I asked her to the dance, she'd say yes. 1265 01:12:50,684 --> 01:12:52,224 That's the only reason why you asked her, 1266 01:12:52,317 --> 01:12:54,227 'cause you knew she'd say yes? 1267 01:12:55,184 --> 01:12:56,964 Yeah. 1268 01:12:58,484 --> 01:13:00,764 So, what, are you afraid of rejection? 1269 01:13:01,584 --> 01:13:02,824 Yep. 1270 01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:06,617 See, you wouldn't know anything about that 1271 01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:08,817 since all the brothers ask you. 1272 01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:11,047 Not all the brothers. 1273 01:13:12,617 --> 01:13:16,387 So what are you wearing to the dance? 1274 01:13:16,584 --> 01:13:19,694 I got me a little fly red dress. 1275 01:13:19,884 --> 01:13:22,264 You wanna see it? It's in the house. 1276 01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:25,290 Oh, yeah, of course. 1277 01:13:32,050 --> 01:13:33,390 Here's my room. 1278 01:13:33,484 --> 01:13:35,994 - So this is her bedroom. - Come in and have a seat. 1279 01:13:36,084 --> 01:13:38,364 I always wanted to get up here. 1280 01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:44,820 - Ready? - Oh, yeah. 1281 01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:48,260 Here it is. 1282 01:13:50,884 --> 01:13:52,194 You like it? 1283 01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:55,224 Yeah, yeah. It's beautiful. 1284 01:13:55,717 --> 01:13:57,057 Thank you. 1285 01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:02,860 So, where's your mom and Stacey? 1286 01:14:03,584 --> 01:14:05,934 My mom's working late. 1287 01:14:06,017 --> 01:14:08,017 And Stacey, I don't know. 1288 01:14:08,117 --> 01:14:11,027 He's out running the streets again like he always do. 1289 01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:12,597 Down, boy. 1290 01:14:13,284 --> 01:14:15,064 We're slow jamming tonight. 1291 01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:19,501 If you've got any dedications, call 555-0165. 1292 01:14:20,050 --> 01:14:22,890 This next one goes out to Lisa from Terence. 1293 01:14:22,984 --> 01:14:24,834 Glenita, I love you, from Rick. 1294 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:27,417 Oh, how sweet. 1295 01:14:27,517 --> 01:14:31,897 - Here's Luther Vandross. - Not Luther. 1296 01:14:34,684 --> 01:14:39,934 Oh, I love this. Do you remember this song? 1297 01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:45,257 Yeah. La Tijera, 1986. 1298 01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:47,960 La Tijera, 1986. 1299 01:14:49,217 --> 01:14:50,417 See. 1300 01:14:51,784 --> 01:14:53,824 I remember when I first met you. 1301 01:14:54,617 --> 01:14:56,957 Oh, yeah. You met me with your fist. 1302 01:14:57,050 --> 01:14:59,660 Yeah, that's right, I met you with my fist. 1303 01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:02,861 - You and that stupid bet. - Hey, that bet wasn't stupid. 1304 01:15:02,951 --> 01:15:05,451 It was stupid. That's why you got the fist. 1305 01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:11,450 You, Slim and Roland always betting on something. 1306 01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:15,050 Y'all probably bet on who would get the booty first, didn't you? 1307 01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:20,890 Get the booty first? 1308 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,904 Yeah, booty first. 1309 01:15:23,350 --> 01:15:24,660 Come on. 1310 01:15:25,517 --> 01:15:27,717 That's stupid. 1311 01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:32,060 Whatever. 1312 01:15:32,784 --> 01:15:35,364 You and your little nasty friends. 1313 01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:42,590 Do you remember that dance? 1314 01:15:43,617 --> 01:15:45,357 Yeah, I remember. 1315 01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,794 I remember you standing there, 1316 01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:52,120 just singing. 1317 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:56,197 I just had to ask you. 1318 01:15:57,284 --> 01:16:00,624 I don't know why I did. I was scared to death. 1319 01:16:00,617 --> 01:16:02,717 Well, I'm glad you asked me, Mike. 1320 01:16:06,217 --> 01:16:07,817 I mean, you know, 1321 01:16:08,517 --> 01:16:11,397 you dance pretty good for a guy with two left feet. 1322 01:16:12,184 --> 01:16:14,194 Oh, really? 1323 01:16:15,150 --> 01:16:18,650 Hey, I think I improved, though. For real. 1324 01:16:19,551 --> 01:16:21,531 Hey, you wanna find out? 1325 01:16:21,817 --> 01:16:23,127 Come on. 1326 01:16:24,017 --> 01:16:26,017 - You mean you wanna dance? - Yeah. 1327 01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,230 - Right now? - Right now. 1328 01:16:28,317 --> 01:16:30,987 The music's going, the mood is right. 1329 01:16:32,684 --> 01:16:34,034 Okay- 1330 01:16:44,117 --> 01:16:45,957 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1331 01:16:50,850 --> 01:16:53,300 This is how they do it in North Carolina-. 1332 01:17:11,884 --> 01:17:13,964 You know, I still love this pad. 1333 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:11,164 Oh, my god! Is this really about to happen? 1334 01:18:14,617 --> 01:18:16,757 Oh, shit! If is. 1335 01:18:17,717 --> 01:18:21,997 - You got protection, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's here. 1336 01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:24,160 Yeah, I had protection. 1337 01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,750 Some condom I got from Slim 1338 01:18:25,851 --> 01:18:29,061 that's been in my wallet for six months, but work with me! 1339 01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,251 I'll be right back. 1340 01:18:35,651 --> 01:18:36,821 Okay- 1341 01:19:07,084 --> 01:19:09,194 You okay, Mike? 1342 01:19:11,017 --> 01:19:12,827 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's cool. 1343 01:19:27,251 --> 01:19:29,701 Is it supposed to look like that? 1344 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:34,724 Yeah! Yeah. 1345 01:19:36,350 --> 01:19:38,990 - I guess. - All right. 1346 01:19:39,084 --> 01:19:42,404 You're listening to KJLH, Inglewood. 1347 01:19:58,117 --> 01:20:01,787 Go slow, all right? I mean it. If you hull me, I'm... 1348 01:20:01,984 --> 01:20:03,764 The fist. 1349 01:20:04,084 --> 01:20:06,864 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1350 01:20:10,884 --> 01:20:14,134 - What're you doing? - What you think? 1351 01:20:14,217 --> 01:20:16,027 Not there! 1352 01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,894 Oh, I'm sorry. 1353 01:20:25,017 --> 01:20:26,427 Ouch. 1354 01:20:29,184 --> 01:20:32,134 Wait a minute. Maybe you should back up a little bit. 1355 01:20:32,984 --> 01:20:34,694 Come on, girl. 1356 01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:40,831 Okay- 1357 01:20:48,450 --> 01:20:49,720 Ouch. 1358 01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:53,124 Oh, shit. 1359 01:20:57,317 --> 01:20:58,487 It broke. 1360 01:20:58,584 --> 01:21:00,594 So go get another one. 1361 01:21:01,151 --> 01:21:04,031 - Come on. We don't need one, do we? - Yes, we do. 1362 01:21:04,684 --> 01:21:07,434 Damn! That was my last one. 1363 01:21:08,584 --> 01:21:11,264 Well, you can go down the hall to Stacey's room. 1364 01:21:11,384 --> 01:21:13,694 I know he keeps them in his top drawer. 1365 01:21:15,784 --> 01:21:17,134 I ain't going into his room. 1366 01:21:17,217 --> 01:21:20,757 Look, it's only down the hall. Are you trying to do this or what? 1367 01:21:23,484 --> 01:21:26,864 Damn! I can't believe this. 1368 01:21:30,084 --> 01:21:33,504 Damn. I can't believe I gotta do this shit. 1369 01:21:54,717 --> 01:21:56,357 Oh, baby. 1370 01:22:00,117 --> 01:22:02,957 Here we go. Fuck! 1371 01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:06,834 Oh, baby. 1372 01:22:09,184 --> 01:22:11,604 Oh, my God. Mike. 1373 01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:25,757 Oh, come on, come on. She said the top drawer. 1374 01:22:26,417 --> 01:22:28,117 Where is it? 1375 01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:55,004 - Baby. - Chill out. 1376 01:22:55,084 --> 01:22:56,294 Hurry HP! 1377 01:22:59,884 --> 01:23:01,304 Hurry. 1378 01:23:05,184 --> 01:23:07,224 The things men do for sex. 1379 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,360 I was stuck in Stacey's room with no way out. 1380 01:23:10,451 --> 01:23:13,591 And he was getting lucky while I was stuck with dirty drawers in my face. 1381 01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:15,604 What happened to your rubbers? 1382 01:23:16,217 --> 01:23:17,357 What you talking about? 1383 01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:20,861 You had four rubbers. I counted. 1384 01:23:21,450 --> 01:23:23,190 Now one's gone. 1385 01:23:23,384 --> 01:23:26,524 - I don't what you talking about, baby. - Who is she? 1386 01:23:26,717 --> 01:23:28,787 - Who is who? - The ho you fucking, that's who. 1387 01:23:28,884 --> 01:23:32,024 - I ain't fucking no ho but you. - Don't call me no ho! 1388 01:23:32,584 --> 01:23:34,504 - Take me home! - No, look, baby... 1389 01:23:34,584 --> 01:23:37,934 - Shut up and take me home. - No, I was just playing. 1390 01:23:38,017 --> 01:23:40,497 - Fuck. - Take me home now. 1391 01:23:40,584 --> 01:23:42,034 Baby, I was just playing! 1392 01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,097 Hold up, mama. 1393 01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:50,950 What happened? 1394 01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:52,491 Nothing. 1395 01:23:53,350 --> 01:23:56,730 Nothing. I got it. It all worked out. 1396 01:24:01,150 --> 01:24:05,100 I guess that means this was meant to be, huh? 1397 01:24:08,717 --> 01:24:10,697 Yeah, I guess so. 1398 01:24:37,984 --> 01:24:40,024 I can't believe this. 1399 01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:42,991 I'm actually having sex, and with Alicia. 1400 01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:45,064 This cannot be real. 1401 01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:47,687 Oh, yeah, it's real. 1402 01:24:48,184 --> 01:24:49,894 Real good. 1403 01:24:53,051 --> 01:24:55,031 Oh, shit. 1404 01:25:24,784 --> 01:25:26,594 So, that's it? 1405 01:25:28,884 --> 01:25:30,924 Yup. Yeah. 1406 01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:33,417 That's it. 1407 01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:48,997 So, what's gonna happen now? 1408 01:25:51,350 --> 01:25:53,130 I don't know. What? 1409 01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:56,117 Well... 1410 01:25:57,817 --> 01:26:00,157 What about me and you? 1411 01:26:02,817 --> 01:26:05,527 Me and you sounds good. 1412 01:26:06,851 --> 01:26:08,661 But what about homecoming? 1413 01:26:11,684 --> 01:26:14,824 I guess you just gonna have to buy you a new suit. 1414 01:26:16,284 --> 01:26:18,034 So, I won the bet. 1415 01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:21,260 But I didn't feel right, you know? I mean, betting. 1416 01:26:21,351 --> 01:26:23,421 This was Alicia, you know? 1417 01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:26,934 She was worth more to me than some money and bragging rights. 1418 01:26:27,351 --> 01:26:31,421 So, I didn't tell Slim and Roland anything until after one of them won. 1419 01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:37,101 Man, I never in a million years thought that... 1420 01:26:38,817 --> 01:26:41,817 That I would meet Miss Right, you know what I'm saying? 1421 01:26:42,717 --> 01:26:45,387 When I asked her, Lisa, 1422 01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:50,887 I kept on thinking of all the things I'd be gaining. 1423 01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,857 But... 1424 01:26:55,184 --> 01:26:58,504 I never took the time to think of all the things I'd be losing. 1425 01:26:58,584 --> 01:27:00,434 Look, we ain't going nowhere. 1426 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,930 Don't give up the best thing that ever happened to you, Ro, 1427 01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,757 because you're scared. 1428 01:27:10,451 --> 01:27:12,191 You're right, man. 1429 01:27:16,084 --> 01:27:17,724 You're right. 1430 01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:20,487 So what are you saying? 1431 01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:24,750 I'm saying I'm ready to marry Lisa. 1432 01:27:24,850 --> 01:27:26,920 Yes! Yes! About fucking time. 1433 01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:32,260 So let me ask you something, man. 1434 01:27:32,450 --> 01:27:36,300 Are you absolutely... You're sure on this, right? 1435 01:27:37,184 --> 01:27:39,964 Yeah, man. I just said yeah. 1436 01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:47,557 Yes. 1437 01:27:49,617 --> 01:27:51,787 Shit, that's good enough for me. Let's go. 1438 01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:56,060 - By the way, when we see Lisa... - Where the hell have y'all been? 1439 01:27:56,150 --> 01:27:58,320 - Hey, hey. Calm down. - What's wrong with you? 1440 01:27:58,417 --> 01:28:00,727 - I tell you Slim had... - A car trouble? 1441 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:02,797 Boy, don't make me get crazy. 1442 01:28:02,884 --> 01:28:05,064 Did you really think that story was gonna hold up? 1443 01:28:05,150 --> 01:28:07,360 Oh, no, Mike. And you a writer? 1444 01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,950 Would you believe this story if you saw it? 1445 01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:11,221 And did you know how much money Lisa's parents and we spent 1446 01:28:11,317 --> 01:28:12,847 -on this wedding? - Yeah! 1447 01:28:12,951 --> 01:28:14,431 Wait a minute, time out now. 1448 01:28:14,517 --> 01:28:17,557 Why y'all getting on me and I ain't the one getting married? 1449 01:28:17,651 --> 01:28:18,631 Good point. 1450 01:28:18,717 --> 01:28:22,287 'Cause if I had to look at him, Mike, I don't know what I'd do. 1451 01:28:23,450 --> 01:28:24,660 Come on! 1452 01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:27,530 And you better stay. Get your worthless... 1453 01:28:29,184 --> 01:28:31,764 - Get in there. - Why do I gotta go... 1454 01:28:33,651 --> 01:28:34,861 Damn. 1455 01:28:37,217 --> 01:28:40,357 Hell, if he doesn't wanna do this, I'm not gonna force him. 1456 01:28:40,451 --> 01:28:42,161 Call it off, then. 1457 01:28:52,017 --> 01:28:55,327 Y'all must think I'm stupid like one of those Thelma and Louise bitches! 1458 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,327 - No. - Car broke down? 1459 01:28:57,417 --> 01:28:58,897 Tell that fool, he could at least face me 1460 01:28:58,984 --> 01:29:00,094 -like a man. - But... 1461 01:29:00,184 --> 01:29:02,134 I'm not gonna cry. I'm not! 1462 01:29:02,217 --> 01:29:03,987 I spent too much time on this damn makeup. 1463 01:29:04,084 --> 01:29:06,564 - Lisa, just stay calm, okay? - I am calm. 1464 01:29:09,550 --> 01:29:12,460 - Then why are you yelling? - I'm not yelling! 1465 01:29:13,051 --> 01:29:14,791 You know what? I'm gonna go get Ro, okay? 1466 01:29:14,884 --> 01:29:19,134 'Cause, obviously, y'all got some things you need to talk about alone. 1467 01:29:19,850 --> 01:29:20,890 No. 1468 01:29:22,251 --> 01:29:24,251 It's bad luck to see him. 1469 01:29:25,417 --> 01:29:28,127 Bad luck? I thought you wanted to call it off. 1470 01:29:28,651 --> 01:29:30,721 Mike, look at me. 1471 01:29:31,651 --> 01:29:34,931 Would I be standing here in this dress if I didn't want to marry him? 1472 01:29:35,017 --> 01:29:37,327 But I'm not going to, if he has doubts. 1473 01:29:38,850 --> 01:29:41,020 Lisa, it's Daddy. 1474 01:29:41,117 --> 01:29:44,257 I got Roland out here, and he has something to say. 1475 01:29:45,184 --> 01:29:46,794 Lisa! 1476 01:29:46,884 --> 01:29:49,194 Lisa, baby, I'm sorry. 1477 01:29:49,284 --> 01:29:51,464 Lisa, I love you! 1478 01:29:51,784 --> 01:29:55,394 Lisa. Lisa! I love you and want to marry you. 1479 01:29:55,484 --> 01:29:59,094 - Go away, Roland. - Come on, girl. Lili. 1480 01:30:03,017 --> 01:30:04,827 Lisa, I... 1481 01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,557 What's wrong with you, man? Get out of here. 1482 01:30:07,650 --> 01:30:09,060 Mike, I need to see her. Please. 1483 01:30:09,151 --> 01:30:13,031 She does not want to see you, okay? It's bad luck. 1484 01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:16,187 - So she still wants to get married? - I don't know, all right? 1485 01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:17,264 Let me handle this. 1486 01:30:17,350 --> 01:30:19,730 All right, you handle it. Mike, just a second. 1487 01:30:19,817 --> 01:30:22,317 Give her this. Give her this. 1488 01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:25,460 Yeah. 1489 01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:28,360 Yo, Mike, hold up. Let me come in there. 1490 01:30:28,450 --> 01:30:30,690 - Mr. Davis, excuse me. - What you want, man? 1491 01:30:30,784 --> 01:30:33,794 - I could just... - Hey, hey, man, don't... Hey... 1492 01:30:34,417 --> 01:30:36,157 I'll be cool, Mike. 1493 01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:39,291 - Now's not the time, man. - I'll be cool, Mike. 1494 01:30:40,884 --> 01:30:42,664 - I'll be cool. - Come on. 1495 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:45,750 - Hook me up. Please, hook me up. - I got you, I got you. 1496 01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:50,860 So what's up? You spill something on your dress or something? 1497 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,160 Come on, girl. We got people waiting. 1498 01:30:52,251 --> 01:30:54,031 - What? - Shut up, Slim. 1499 01:30:54,117 --> 01:30:55,387 Why I gotta shut up? 1500 01:30:55,484 --> 01:30:58,294 'Cause you probably said some shit to him to get him not to do this! 1501 01:30:58,384 --> 01:31:02,064 Girl, please, y'all perfect for each other 'cause you're both nuts. 1502 01:31:02,150 --> 01:31:05,030 - Will you shut up? - What do you mean, shut up? 1503 01:31:05,117 --> 01:31:07,147 Look, I'm telling you... Nigger, shut up! 1504 01:31:07,251 --> 01:31:09,361 Lisa, would you please listen to the man? 1505 01:31:09,450 --> 01:31:11,360 He wants to marry you. He loves you. I swear. 1506 01:31:11,451 --> 01:31:13,331 Then Why'd he do this? 1507 01:31:13,917 --> 01:31:15,327 He's scared. 1508 01:31:16,151 --> 01:31:19,531 No, listen to me, listen to me. I've known this man 13 years of my life. 1509 01:31:19,617 --> 01:31:21,617 And I've never seen him look at nobody the way he looks at you. 1510 01:31:21,717 --> 01:31:25,357 I've never heard him talk about anybody the way he talks about you. 1511 01:31:27,784 --> 01:31:28,854 Look. 1512 01:31:31,817 --> 01:31:34,297 He wanted me to give that to you. 1513 01:31:35,917 --> 01:31:37,517 Remember that? 1514 01:31:39,451 --> 01:31:41,761 I didn't know he still had this. 1515 01:31:43,484 --> 01:31:45,364 It was hot as hell that day at the concert-. 1516 01:31:45,450 --> 01:31:46,720 Hell, yeah. 1517 01:31:46,817 --> 01:31:49,227 Ro and Slim both looking at you, drooling. 1518 01:31:49,317 --> 01:31:52,197 Nobody drooling... I was drooling. 1519 01:31:52,284 --> 01:31:55,094 Slim was the only one man enough to come over and say something. 1520 01:31:55,184 --> 01:31:56,824 But what did he say? 1521 01:31:56,917 --> 01:32:00,627 - He introduced me to Roland. - Think about that. 1522 01:32:00,717 --> 01:32:04,357 That could be Slim out there crying at the door. 1523 01:32:06,217 --> 01:32:07,917 Y'all got jokes. 1524 01:32:14,884 --> 01:32:17,334 I'm glad he's got you guys for friends. 1525 01:32:17,417 --> 01:32:19,287 Give me some sugar too. 1526 01:32:20,517 --> 01:32:22,117 Come on now, Lisa! 1527 01:32:22,217 --> 01:32:25,557 Please take this man out of his misery before I have to. 1528 01:32:25,650 --> 01:32:27,630 Tell him to stop whining. 1529 01:32:28,450 --> 01:32:30,930 - You look beautiful. - Thank you. 1530 01:32:35,951 --> 01:32:38,331 - Oh, honey. - Fix my makeup. 1531 01:32:52,217 --> 01:32:53,287 Punk. 1532 01:32:57,051 --> 01:32:58,551 Oh, it's on. 1533 01:33:04,984 --> 01:33:06,624 You clean it up? 1534 01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:10,791 It's all right. 1535 01:33:27,284 --> 01:33:29,994 Yo, nigger, hurry up before the Reverend changes his mind! 1536 01:33:30,084 --> 01:33:31,194 All right, man. 1537 01:34:13,517 --> 01:34:16,857 What a wonderful and joyous occasion 1538 01:34:16,950 --> 01:34:21,160 as these two individuals come together as one. 1539 01:34:22,851 --> 01:34:27,431 Who amongst us would give this woman to this man? 1540 01:34:27,517 --> 01:34:28,657 I do. 1541 01:34:34,417 --> 01:34:37,397 She's my girl. You mess up, I'm gonna have to... 1542 01:34:49,751 --> 01:34:51,991 May we have the rings, please? 1543 01:34:54,284 --> 01:34:57,534 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1544 01:34:57,617 --> 01:34:59,687 You may kiss the bride. 1545 01:35:09,450 --> 01:35:13,060 I never thought I'd see the day Roland would get married. 1546 01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:15,420 But I'm glad to see things change. 1547 01:35:16,017 --> 01:35:17,187 Yo, Ro! 1548 01:35:19,417 --> 01:35:21,687 What's up, man? What the hell you doing out here? 1549 01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:24,034 You scared the hell out of me, man. 1550 01:35:24,117 --> 01:35:28,117 I'm trying to hide from Tanya's ass, man. 1551 01:35:28,217 --> 01:35:30,287 She talk too damn much. 1552 01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:33,264 Whatever, man. We need to go back up in there 1553 01:35:33,350 --> 01:35:36,060 before Alicia come out here and beat that ass again. 1554 01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:38,130 - What? - Hell, yeah, baby. 1555 01:35:38,217 --> 01:35:40,197 - You better run back up in there. - Whatever, man. 1556 01:35:40,284 --> 01:35:41,734 I don't know why you laughing, Ro. 1557 01:35:41,817 --> 01:35:44,347 Tanya had you running around like the Lakers, baby. 1558 01:35:44,450 --> 01:35:45,720 Running good, like, 1559 01:35:45,817 --> 01:35:49,057 "Ro, can I have something to drink, please?" "Okay, Tanya." 1560 01:35:49,984 --> 01:35:51,194 Yeah, very funny. 1561 01:35:51,284 --> 01:35:54,734 What y'all needs to be doing is taking some notes from Roland! 1562 01:35:54,817 --> 01:35:55,917 Y'all ain't gonna be saying that 1563 01:35:56,017 --> 01:35:58,287 when I'm putting them moves on her tonight and I'll win the bet. 1564 01:35:58,384 --> 01:35:59,394 Oh, nigger, what? 1565 01:35:59,484 --> 01:36:01,764 - I'm gonna win the bet. - Let me explain something to you. 1566 01:36:01,851 --> 01:36:04,491 Tanya ain't giving up shit. 1567 01:36:04,584 --> 01:36:06,154 And you still on lockdown, man. 1568 01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:07,660 Oh, I'm on lockdown? 1569 01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:10,630 Well, if I'm on lockdown, what y'all doing out here with me? 1570 01:36:10,717 --> 01:36:12,787 We just came out here looking for you, man. 1571 01:36:12,884 --> 01:36:15,564 - Yeah, I'm with him. - Oh, you with him? 1572 01:36:20,217 --> 01:36:23,027 - Yeah, you got me, man. Whatever. - I always get you, man! 1573 01:36:23,117 --> 01:36:26,357 No, man, I just don't see it like natural, man, you know? 1574 01:36:26,450 --> 01:36:28,400 To be with one girl? That just ain't me. 1575 01:36:28,484 --> 01:36:30,234 Man, you damn right, man! 1576 01:36:30,317 --> 01:36:33,227 This is what I've been trying to tell Mr. Faithful over here. He don't... 1577 01:36:33,317 --> 01:36:37,627 Wait a minute. What if she the shit, like Janet Jackson fine? 1578 01:36:37,717 --> 01:36:40,027 But, yo, man, it don't matter to me how fine a girl is. 1579 01:36:40,117 --> 01:36:43,257 Ain't no woman gonna put no leash around my neck. 1580 01:36:43,350 --> 01:36:46,730 Shit! I can't even button my shirt to the top without getting nervous. 1581 01:36:46,817 --> 01:36:48,727 See, I'm just trying to kick it, you know? 1582 01:36:48,817 --> 01:36:51,087 Hey, this is how I see it. 1583 01:36:51,184 --> 01:36:53,034 We should play this game for life. 1584 01:36:53,117 --> 01:36:54,557 What game? 1585 01:36:56,117 --> 01:36:57,557 Masking-. 1586 01:36:59,050 --> 01:37:01,120 - Hanging. - Yeah, yeah, I like that. 1587 01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:03,597 - Macking. Hanging. - Macking. Hanging. 1588 01:37:04,284 --> 01:37:07,094 - Macking. Hanging. - Macking. Hanging. 1589 01:37:07,351 --> 01:37:09,961 - Macking. Hanging. - Macking. Hanging. 1590 01:37:10,284 --> 01:37:13,864 Hey, hold up, hold up. Ain't that Nicole right there? 1591 01:37:13,951 --> 01:37:15,021 Oh, yeah. 1592 01:37:15,117 --> 01:37:17,317 Man, I'd recognize them legs anywhere! 1593 01:37:17,417 --> 01:37:21,017 Yo, Ro, come on, man. Run me a little interference real quick. 1594 01:37:21,317 --> 01:37:23,257 - All right, come on. - That's my boy! 1595 01:37:23,351 --> 01:37:24,391 Hey, yo, man, why don't you go inside? 1596 01:37:24,484 --> 01:37:25,994 Hey, what did we know? 1597 01:37:26,084 --> 01:37:29,194 All that mattered in life were your boys, the team. 1598 01:37:29,284 --> 01:37:30,594 - There you are! - You never think anything 1599 01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:31,694 could be more important. 1600 01:37:31,784 --> 01:37:34,394 I thought I was gonna have to dance with Eric. 1601 01:37:34,517 --> 01:37:36,547 That was funny, girl. 1602 01:37:36,650 --> 01:37:38,630 So, where your boys at? 1603 01:37:40,384 --> 01:37:43,524 I don't know. Come on, let's go inside. 1604 01:37:43,617 --> 01:37:45,997 Oh, wait a minute. Let me fix you up here. 1605 01:37:46,084 --> 01:37:48,964 And you hold on to that feeling for a long time 1606 01:37:49,050 --> 01:37:50,720 until you meet that one. 1607 01:37:51,017 --> 01:37:52,217 It happened to Ro. 1608 01:37:52,317 --> 01:37:55,157 I suppose one day, it'll happen to Slim. 1609 01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:56,520 But me? 1610 01:37:57,150 --> 01:38:00,620 Well, I was a goner that first day she walked into my classroom. 1611 01:38:01,051 --> 01:38:03,461 Excuse me. May I have this dance, madam? 1612 01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:05,290 Yes, you may. 1613 01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:14,190 So tell me how life is in the Big Apple. 1614 01:38:14,284 --> 01:38:17,164 Life in the Big Apple is cold. 1615 01:38:18,417 --> 01:38:20,227 I still haven't gotten used to it. 1616 01:38:20,317 --> 01:38:23,157 You finally made it back to Inglewood, huh? 1617 01:38:23,651 --> 01:38:24,991 Yeah. 1618 01:38:25,617 --> 01:38:29,257 The wedding gave me a good reason to come back and see an old friend. 1619 01:38:29,350 --> 01:38:33,560 - An old friend. - I haven't seen Roland in years. 1620 01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:36,960 You came all the way out here to see Roland? 1621 01:38:37,050 --> 01:38:38,290 And Slim too. 1622 01:38:38,384 --> 01:38:40,194 Slim's shaggy ass? 1623 01:38:43,484 --> 01:38:45,524 But you're dancing with me. 1624 01:39:03,284 --> 01:39:05,424 So how cold is it back East? 1625 01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:50,917 Back off, man! 1626 01:39:54,750 --> 01:39:57,730 All right, let's start this off. Let's bring this on. 1627 01:40:01,017 --> 01:40:02,457 You got the good sound! 1628 01:40:02,550 --> 01:40:06,000 All right, look. This is the best man's toast. 1629 01:40:06,084 --> 01:40:07,364 Get on up here, boy. 1630 01:40:07,451 --> 01:40:12,631 All right, before we get started, I have some bad news-. 1631 01:40:12,717 --> 01:40:15,757 Reverend Parker was arrested out front for fraud 1632 01:40:16,417 --> 01:40:18,897 for impersonating a minister. 1633 01:40:20,017 --> 01:40:23,087 So, we're gonna have to do this all again next weekend, people, so. 1634 01:40:23,184 --> 01:40:24,294 Word. 1635 01:40:24,384 --> 01:40:28,994 I... I love you guys, and I'm gonna turn this over to Mike. How's that? 1636 01:40:31,317 --> 01:40:33,417 Big Mike's in the house! 1637 01:40:34,084 --> 01:40:37,194 Oh, man. I guess since we are the best men, 1638 01:40:37,284 --> 01:40:39,634 -we gotta say something, right? - You got to say something. 1639 01:40:39,717 --> 01:40:41,127 Well, 1640 01:40:43,484 --> 01:40:47,634 we all did a lot of things to get prepared for today. 1641 01:40:47,717 --> 01:40:50,817 And me, myself, I did a lot of thinking, 1642 01:40:53,851 --> 01:40:57,061 and I came to a funny conclusion. 1643 01:40:58,317 --> 01:41:01,357 I realized how selfish I was. 1644 01:41:01,450 --> 01:41:06,370 'Cause I felt like I was losing a very dear friend. 1645 01:41:07,917 --> 01:41:10,587 I know that may not sound like the right thing to say, 1646 01:41:10,683 --> 01:41:14,063 but I moved around a lot when I was little. 1647 01:41:14,617 --> 01:41:19,727 I never knew what it was like to have any real true friends 1648 01:41:19,817 --> 01:41:24,697 until I met Roland and Levinio. 1649 01:41:25,784 --> 01:41:27,394 You need to stop. 1650 01:41:28,284 --> 01:41:32,764 So today, I'm... I'm a bit upset, 1651 01:41:32,851 --> 01:41:35,261 but I'm also very, very happy 1652 01:41:35,351 --> 01:41:38,991 and very extremely proud of you, man. 1653 01:41:39,684 --> 01:41:43,464 I would like to ask God to bless Roland and Lisa 1654 01:41:43,550 --> 01:41:48,020 as they enter a beautiful new life together. 1655 01:41:48,117 --> 01:41:49,097 Yes. 1656 01:41:49,184 --> 01:41:51,994 Lisa, if the boy get out of control, Slim got a headlock for him. 1657 01:41:52,084 --> 01:41:54,594 - Nah! - We ain't laughing. 1658 01:41:56,517 --> 01:41:59,157 But to our parents, you know we love you all. 1659 01:41:59,251 --> 01:42:01,751 And thanks for all the love, 1660 01:42:03,250 --> 01:42:05,820 and to the two boys, 1661 01:42:05,917 --> 01:42:09,987 the two grown men who mean the most to me, you know. 1662 01:42:10,084 --> 01:42:13,094 I'm never gonna forget the times that we had. 1663 01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,617 I look forward to the future. 1664 01:42:17,317 --> 01:42:19,347 And I love you all, man. 1665 01:42:19,450 --> 01:42:22,260 - Y'all are my brothers. - You too. 1666 01:42:24,084 --> 01:42:25,594 So. 1667 01:42:26,884 --> 01:42:30,634 Let's do this one for the Wood, to where it all started. 1668 01:42:30,717 --> 01:42:32,217 To the Wood! 1669 01:42:32,317 --> 01:42:33,847 - Here! Here! - Here! Here! 1670 01:42:33,950 --> 01:42:35,220 Right. 129160