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Jerome! Jerome!
Put on that Bobby Womack!
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No, girl. I wanna go way back.
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Yeah, check this out.
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Oh, great.
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Please put that in the kitchen
until the reception.
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Thank you very much.
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Watch the wall. The wall! The wall!
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Now who we got over here?
Who's this pretty lady?
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I told Oliver we shouldn't do this
in our home.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know why we couldn't have done
this at the church like everybody else.
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But oh, no. Mike, would you get
that out of my face, please?
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Come on. You know
Mr. Blackman is gonna like this one.
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Yeah.
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- You know I have some videos myself.
- Yeah?
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You know I keep everything, boy.
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You trying to blackmail me?
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Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm trying to do.
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Oh, you tell my son Roland
I wanna see him.
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Okay-
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Oliver?
Time to set up the chairs outside.
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Oh, man.
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It just wouldn't seem right
without any drama.
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Boy, I never thought
I'd see the day Roland get married.
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Apparently, neither did he.
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I mean, we got three hours
till this wedding kicks off,
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and can't nobody find him nowhere.
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By the way, my name is Mike.
Big Mike in the Wood.
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But we'll get to that later.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, what's the Wood?
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Well, it's not what you think it is.
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No, it's Inglewood, California.
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It's where I grew up. Me and my boys.
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Me, Roland and Slim and...
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There goes Slim right there.
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He's been a little pissed off
ever since Ro turned up missing.
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Every five minutes he's walking up
to me saying something crazy like...
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Where the fuck is that nigger?
Ro tripping.
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See?
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Who the fuck you talking to?
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Excuse me.
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Look, I'm gonna tell you like
I'm gonna tell Ro when I see him.
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If he didn't want to get married,
he shouldn't have asked.
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Ain't nobody put a goddamn gun
to his head.
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Shit, he trying to be Hugh Hefner
and get married.
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You know Hugh Hefner is married?
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Look, well, he divorced now.
Fuck him, too! That ain't the point, Mike.
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The point is we were supposed
to meet that photographer an hour ago!
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Shit! That's the fucking point.
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Don't ever front me in front of people we
don't know, nigger. You lost your mind?
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What's wrong?
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Man, look, y'all don't mind Slim, man.
He's always like that.
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I mean especially him and Ro,
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they always in disagreement
about something.
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It's always been that way.
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Me? I get to play the peacemaker.
The mediator.
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Oh, God damn!
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It's hard to believe we dressed like this
and thought it was cool.
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Oh, man.
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Well, clap your hands
to what he's doing.
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It was 1986 when me,
my little brother and my mom,
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we moved
from North Carolina to Inglewood.
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That's a small suburb of Los Angeles.
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My mom, she relocated to
a new nursing job at Centinela Hospital.
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I was hoping for the last time.
This was my third school in five years.
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Man, it was just
like the movies out here.
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Man, it was just
like the movies out here.
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I mean, it was the middle of January,
yet it was 80 degrees.
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Not a cloud in the sky.
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Oh, man, palm trees, sunny skies...
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And, of course, beautiful women.
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You see her titties in Purple Rain?
You could eat off those.
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- What?
- Oh, man.
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- We're all dead.
- Yo, you crazy.
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You can't tell me Vanity wasn't
looking fine in Last Dragon.
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She show no tit. That's what I'm saying.
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- What?
- That's what I'm saying.
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Something's wrong with your ass.
Yo, let's ask him. Hey, man.
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Yo, man. Who's finer?
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- Vanity or Apollonia? This nigger know.
- Come on, man.
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- Apollonia, man!
- Vanity?
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Yo, nigger, what I tell you, man!
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This nigger don't know
what he talking about, man.
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- Whatever. You're the new kid, right?
- Yeah.
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So what's up, nigger?
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- You cuz or blood?
- What?
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Yo, here we go.
Nigger, are you cuz or blood?
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- Cuz what?
- Oh, damn.
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What set you from, man? You know?
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I don't know anything about any sets-
I'm from North Carolina-.
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Oh, word? North Carolina-.
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That's why nigger sound
like Willie Nelson.
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Hey, yo, man.
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- You better off just hanging with us.
- Yeah, man.
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You see, there's some shit
you got to learn
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if you gonna make it in the Wood.
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Yeah, man- You might fuck around
and say some shit that'll get you shot-.
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Shot?
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- You know, shot. Bang, bang.
- Guns.
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- Damn!
- Nigger don't know nothing!
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No, but, man, I'm Roland, man.
This skinny fool here, this Slim.
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- Yo, what up?
- I'm Mike.
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- All right, Mike.
- You play ball, Mike?
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I play baseball.
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- Baseball?
- Baseball?
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Nah, nigger! We ain't in Boston.
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That's that ol' white boy
Ricky Schroder shit, man!
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I'm talking basketball, baby!
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Like Curtis Rowe!
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No. But I watch it a lot.
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What? Give me that shit back, man.
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Rule number one in the Wood,
either you gang-bang or you play ball.
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Yeah, you know,
or you could be a pimp like me,
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'cause I gotta stay clean, you know?
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- This nigger!
- Okay, fool. Shit.
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Oh, whose homeroom you in, man?
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Mrs. Hughes?
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Oh, word. Miss Hughes. Yeah,
come on, man. You can roll with us.
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- That's where we going.
- So...
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- So what's with the threads?
- Yeah, man.
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Hey, look out for Miss Hughes, man.
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Somebody need to give
that woman a tic tac or something.
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For sure, man.
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Look out, man.
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Oh, man!
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Man!
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Who is that?
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Man, that's Alicia.
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- Yeah, she fine as hell, ain't she?
- You ain't never lie.
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Shit. What, you like her or something?
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Oh, no, man.
I just think she look good, you know?
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- That nigger don't lie neither.
- Shit. Hell, yeah. It's cool though.
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'Cause so does every nigger
in this school.
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Watch this though.
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Hey, Alicia!
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What you doing, man?
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Alicia! Hey, you know,
you looking nice today, right?
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You ain't got play, man.
You need to give it up!
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Fuck you, man. She loves me, man.
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Alicia!
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Man, it was early in the morning,
but my hormones were wide awake.
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Okay, okay, settle down.
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Before we begin,
I would like to introduce Michael.
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Today is his first day.
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Why don't you stand up
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and tell the whole class
a little bit about yourself?
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Yeah, Michael!
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Mikey.
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I kept thinking,
"Please go down. Please go down!"
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Well, I'm Mike.
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No, no, not from there. Come up here
so the whole class can see you.
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Okay, okay. I just gotta be cool.
Think of something.
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Baseball, yeah.
Think of baseball. Yeah.
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First base, second...
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Hell, I'd like to hit
a home run with Alicia!
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Shit! Bad move!
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Look at his ass.
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Ah, well... I'm Mike.
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I'm from
Winston-Salem, Noflh Carolina.
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And I like sports-.
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And that's it.
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"I like sports, and that's it-"
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- Levinio, is something amusing you?
- No, Miss Hughes.
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Well, then you can turn to page 15
like everybody else in this classroom.
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Levinio?
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Miss Hughes, what page is 15 on?
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Never mind. I'll find it.
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Ro.
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Hey, man,
whose number is that anyway?
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I don't know. But we'll find out.
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Hello?
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Yeah, who this?
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Well, hello,
nice to speak to you too, Slim.
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- Tanya?
- Tanya?
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Oh, this is bad, real bad.
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Is Ro over there?
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- That Slim?
- Yeah, he's over here.
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- He's pretty jacked-up too.
- Hey, girl...
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Will you be quiet?
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- Say what?
- He's been drinking.
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- That nigger don't drink.
- Man.
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This is a snag
of tremendous proportion-.
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I mean, Roland and Tanya, you know,
that was his first love. First...
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Look, Tanya, just keep that fool there.
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- We're on our way.
- Big Mike!
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Y'all need to come hurry up
and get him,
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'cause I'm gonna put my foot
where it don't belong.
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----'Cause we can get a party going on-
-Hurry up-.
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No, we're coming right now.
All right, bye.
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What's up?
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I hope this fool didn't do
what I think he did.
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Look, man, we just gotta go get him.
Come on.
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Yeah, right.
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Whoa, that's sweet, right there.
When you get that?
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A couple weeks ago.
You know what I'm saying?
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Nothing big, nothing big.
A little something, something.
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All right.
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Yeah, buddy, you work hard,
you might afford one of these one day.
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You know me.
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- God damn, Tanya!
- What's up?
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Slim, come here, my childhood nigger.
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Yeah.
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- What's wrong with you?
- My niggers! What's up?
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- Why the long faces, man?
- My God!
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You been drinking Ripple?
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- What's wrong with you?
- What?
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You forgot about today? The wedding?
The flowers? The family? Lisa?
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Hey, man, Lisa.
Lisa, I bet she looking pretty, ain't she?
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Slim, she looking pretty in that dress?
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He came like this an hour ago.
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That's when I figured
I better call you guys.
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Make it last forever
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Tanya, Tanya, come here a minute.
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Girl, you know
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Come here.
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That was our song.
Do you remember that?
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Hey, what's wrong with you, man?
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How can I ask this?
You guys didn't fuck, did you?
220
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No, Slim! What do I look like?
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You know, I could've got you.
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No, I'm just saying, you know,
y'all had a thing back in the day...
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Nothing happened, okay?
So you can just leave it at that.
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Right. Yo, Ro! Let's break the fuck out
before she whoop my ass!
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I ain't going there, man.
I ain't going to that place!
226
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What do you mean you ain't going?
Nigger, I paid $100 for this tux!
227
00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:47,893
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Are you crazy? What...
228
00:13:47,983 --> 00:13:51,063
Check it out. I got some coffee brewing
in the kitchen. I will go get some.
229
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,490
- Thank you so much.
- Get some Listerine, too, please.
230
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,993
Listen.
231
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,153
Y'all gotta get the fuck up out of here
232
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,320
'cause I'm trying to get into that,
you know what I'm saying?
233
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:04,227
Did you see her booty? It was rotund.
234
00:14:04,717 --> 00:14:07,757
I'm gonna make her booty jiggle, dude-
So take a walk, man-.
235
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,350
Nigger, what the fuck's wrong with you?
236
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,590
- What's your problem?
- I know you wanted to squeeze it.
237
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,753
You're getting married
in two and a half hours, nigger.
238
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,330
You better stop being a punk, hear?
239
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,757
You a punk.
240
00:14:17,883 --> 00:14:20,423
I'll whoop your mud-bone ass.
You hear?
241
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:22,217
What's wrong with you?
242
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:23,557
You know something, Ro, man?
243
00:14:23,650 --> 00:14:26,490
You're fucking up, man.
You're fucking up big time.
244
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:33,200
Damn, Mike!
I know I'm fucking up, man.
245
00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:36,593
I mean, I love Lisa, dude. I love Lisa.
246
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,523
But, man, I don't know.
I just don't know, dude.
247
00:14:40,617 --> 00:14:43,927
What you don't know?
This is not Jerry Springer!
248
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,217
Okay, I know what it is.
249
00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:48,227
You thought about all that pussy
you'd be giving up,
250
00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:49,557
and you punked out, right?
251
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:52,190
That's what it is, Mike.
He thought of all that ass he's gonna...
252
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,793
Somebody's always got to be
253
00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:55,263
-punking out!
- Hey, what's wrong?
254
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,460
Ro, I'm gonna beat your fucking head in!
255
00:14:57,550 --> 00:15:00,660
Hey, what are you doing?
Wait a minute!
256
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,350
Bring it on, brother!
257
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,950
Look here!
258
00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:07,830
I'm sorry I had to break up your little
all-boys meeting, but this is my house!
259
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,657
- Thank you, baby.
- No! You need to drink this.
260
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:11,750
- I'm sorry.
- Cool?
261
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,130
No. Hold it! God...
262
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:17,260
- I'm so sorry, baby. Come on.
- My God!
263
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,990
This shit is cold.
264
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,833
Hey, nigger, look.
We gotta go, all right?
265
00:15:21,917 --> 00:15:23,617
- The coffee's cold.
- This ain't the place, Ro!
266
00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:29,067
Man, listen to me. My head is spinning.
I just gotta chill here.
267
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:33,000
Ro, this ain't the place.
Grab your shit, let's go.
268
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:34,153
Man, you...
269
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,160
- Let's go, baby.
- Let's go!
270
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,160
Listen, girl, we gonna get together.
271
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,920
Where you going with my pot?
272
00:15:40,017 --> 00:15:43,227
- I'll bring this back. All right?
- Wow!
273
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,687
I always found myself
in the damnedest situations
274
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,423
messing with Roland and Slim.
275
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:55,227
I guess the first day of school
was no different.
276
00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:59,767
Peep this. Look at that booty, man!
277
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,323
I bet it's soft.
278
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,917
Shit, like a Twinkie!
Man, I'd love to grab that ass.
279
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:07,757
And before sex,
there was grabbing booty.
280
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:10,590
Let me tell you, for a 14-year-old boy,
that was the best.
281
00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:12,693
See, it was like a game.
282
00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:16,663
Run up to a girl with a nice booty,
grab it, and then you run.
283
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:17,920
Hey. Mike?
284
00:16:18,783 --> 00:16:20,263
Hey, yo, man.
285
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,460
- I dare you to grab her booty.
- What?
286
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,620
I'd do it.
287
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,387
Yeah, I know you will, nigger.
I'm asking Mike.
288
00:16:26,617 --> 00:16:28,757
I know you wanna do it, man.
Come on, what's up?
289
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:33,130
Look, I'm gonna give you $1.
290
00:16:33,217 --> 00:16:34,557
Damn, nigger! Let me hold that money.
291
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,930
Back up, bro, I got enough of your ass.
292
00:16:37,017 --> 00:16:39,017
If you touch that booty, man, you get $1.
293
00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:42,497
You better go on and do that.
You gotta do it right now though.
294
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,153
Man, okay. It's a bet.
295
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,750
- A bet?
-It's a bet.
296
00:16:46,317 --> 00:16:49,417
Hey, but look, you gotta do it
before lunch is over or the bet's off-.
297
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,457
Yeah, man. We ain't got all day.
298
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,690
Okay. Okay, man.
299
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,017
- Check this nigger out.
- Oh, shit.
300
00:16:55,117 --> 00:16:57,497
This nigger about
to get his ass whooped.
301
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,787
I was ready, determined.
302
00:16:59,883 --> 00:17:02,363
Hell, for $ 1, it was worth the risk.
303
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,900
The booty was looking good.
304
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,360
Oh, shit!
305
00:17:44,817 --> 00:17:47,317
Did you see him get hit in the face?
306
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:52,960
- Damn! She clocked your ass!
- Man, give me my $1.
307
00:17:56,783 --> 00:17:58,263
- Here.
- Oh, shit.
308
00:17:58,350 --> 00:18:01,190
Nigger, you crazy? You do not know me!
309
00:18:01,283 --> 00:18:05,163
Don't you ever put your
stanking hands on me like that again!
310
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:08,187
Oh! And I will tell my brother.
311
00:18:09,217 --> 00:18:11,987
Now, all this time
I was trying so hard to fit in,
312
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,293
I never stopped and asked myself
313
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,163
why the hell
they didn't wanna grab her butt.
314
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,700
- Her brother?
- Yeah, man. Stacey.
315
00:18:17,783 --> 00:18:21,703
Remember that talk we had
about bloods and crips, man?
316
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,850
Yeah.
317
00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:26,560
Well, that nigger's a blood.
318
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:30,690
He coming to get me after school
and then he gonna kick your ass!
319
00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:32,663
Bet on that, punk!
320
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,917
Man! Why didn't you tell me?
321
00:18:39,017 --> 00:18:42,757
Man, I'm sorry. I didn't think she'd get
that mad personally, you know?
322
00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:45,800
- I guess since you new, she just tripped.
- Yeah, man.
323
00:18:45,883 --> 00:18:47,363
No man, y'all in this with me.
324
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:48,550
- What?
-What?
325
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:52,390
You tripping. All I know is you better
run up out of here when school is over.
326
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:53,963
Word. Shit.
327
00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:03,157
Now, any other day,
time drags during the last period.
328
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,260
But not today. Time was on crack today.
329
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,963
My only hope
was maybe she'd calm down.
330
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,590
You know, maybe she'd forget about it.
331
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:27,293
So much for that.
332
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,387
Mike.
333
00:19:48,483 --> 00:19:50,223
Man, that girl got you bugging, man.
334
00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:52,257
Man, you sweating
like you stole something.
335
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:56,860
You look like you a fast nigger.
I mean, I told you, you better run.
336
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,260
Man, what about tomorrow?
337
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:02,423
You'll have to run again, fool!
Yo, let's get out of here.
338
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:05,457
- We better go this way too.
- Yeah.
339
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:09,493
Shit, man.
340
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,433
- Am I glad I'm out of there.
- Hell, yeah!
341
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,217
Yo, you wanna go shoot some hoops
or something?
342
00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:16,627
That's cool. We can do that.
343
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:19,677
- Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
- Come on, man!
344
00:20:19,683 --> 00:20:20,163
- Yo, what's wrong with you, man?
- Come on, man!
345
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,560
Funny how any hint of a fight
always gets around the school.
346
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,820
So far so good. Look.
Ain't even nobody out here.
347
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,657
Yeah, man. Hey, let's go play.
348
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,420
Hey, man, my little sister tell me
349
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:32,757
you can't keep
your motherfucking hands to yourself!
350
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:36,730
- No, man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
- You think my sister a ho or something?
351
00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:40,317
- Think she's a fucking toy?
- No, no, I think she pretty.
352
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,647
Fuck you, nigger! Hey, get off me!
353
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,130
- Leave him alone!
- Fuck you too, nigger.
354
00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:47,487
What, y'all want some of me?
355
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,693
- Man, yeah! I guess so.
- What?
356
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,127
- No, man, this is my fight.
- Okay.
357
00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:55,487
What, nigger?
358
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,963
Oh, shit!
359
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,030
Damn!
360
00:21:00,117 --> 00:21:01,257
Fuck!
361
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:03,260
That's enough! You gonna hull him!
362
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,060
I could've sworn I saw the light.
363
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:07,430
A hand reaching out to me
from the heavens.
364
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,157
My mistake. It was his fist.
365
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,230
I told you to scare him.
Now, Stacey, stop!
366
00:21:11,317 --> 00:21:12,317
What you think I am?
367
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,227
- Hey, come on, man!
- Stop! You gonna hull him!
368
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,627
I said stop it, Stacey!
369
00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:21,560
Let's go, Alicia.
370
00:21:22,317 --> 00:21:24,017
Are you all right?
371
00:21:30,017 --> 00:21:32,427
- Yeah, I'm okay.
- Alicia, let's go!
372
00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,593
You know, I'm sorry about...
373
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,933
- Man, you all right?
- Not there.
374
00:21:40,017 --> 00:21:43,457
- Oh, damn!
- Man, come on!
375
00:21:43,550 --> 00:21:47,430
- I thought he was gonna kill you!
- Hell, yeah, man.
376
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:52,087
Hey, yo, you got a hit on Stacey though.
Nobody ever done that.
377
00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:54,933
Nobody did that. You the mack.
378
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,390
Thanks for having my back, y'all.
379
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,903
For sure, man.
Hey, we always got your back.
380
00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,833
Yeah, man,
we got you into this shit anyways.
381
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:05,227
We can't have you getting killed
your first day in the Wood.
382
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:07,057
Hey, yo, let's go, man.
383
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:10,100
- Hey, but was it worth it, man?
- What?
384
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:13,323
Nigger, was it worth it, man,
getting beat down?
385
00:22:23,983 --> 00:22:26,163
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah!
386
00:22:33,117 --> 00:22:34,787
Can I buy you something?
387
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:42,760
In, baby, in.
Keep it moving, keep it moving.
388
00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:46,300
Let's go. Come on, let's go. Hurry up.
389
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,290
Whoa, man.
390
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,160
- What's happening?
- What's up?
391
00:22:58,883 --> 00:23:01,803
Yo. Where the aspirin at, man?
392
00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,633
- Aspirin in the third aisle, man.
- Where the aspirin at?
393
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:09,557
In the third aisle! And please, Ro...
394
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,290
I'm getting you some tic tacs.
395
00:23:13,383 --> 00:23:15,693
You got dragon breath.
I don't believe this.
396
00:23:15,783 --> 00:23:18,463
- I got you.
- Don't believe this nigger.
397
00:23:18,550 --> 00:23:20,150
What are you smiling about?
398
00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,750
I don't see nothing humorous
about the situation.
399
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,530
I was thinking about all them times
we used to come up in here,
400
00:23:26,617 --> 00:23:29,617
grabbing a whole bunch of mints
for them school dances.
401
00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:33,387
You getting grits?
402
00:23:33,483 --> 00:23:34,833
Them school dances, man.
403
00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:38,457
I used to have all the girlies up
on my tail, right?
404
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:40,957
No. No.
405
00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,150
And then...
406
00:23:43,683 --> 00:23:46,063
There you go. Put another one.
Thank God.
407
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,820
That's hot, man.
408
00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:53,623
Your no dancing...
Your no dancing ass, Mike.
409
00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,593
No dancing!
410
00:23:57,117 --> 00:23:59,147
How'd it go, Ro? How'd it go?
411
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,030
Do it, Slim, do it. Do it...
412
00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:05,457
You're all just jealous, that's all.
You're all just jealous.
413
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,193
Oh, man, dances!
414
00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:11,257
- Yeah, they was the bomb.
- The joints!
415
00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:15,187
- Put this on that nigger's tab, please.
- All right.
416
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:22,230
If the aisles could talk,
the things they would say, kid.
417
00:24:22,317 --> 00:24:24,017
You know what I'm saying?
418
00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:27,297
Why do you still got grits?
Ain't nobody cooking you breakfast!
419
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,393
- I'm trying to make some...
- If the aisles could talk.
420
00:24:34,383 --> 00:24:36,293
I'd been here
for a couple of months now,
421
00:24:36,383 --> 00:24:39,693
so I was just starting to
get adjusted to Inglewood life.
422
00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:41,233
Hi, baby.
423
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:44,730
Hey, yo, I ain't your baby.
424
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,757
- Y'all going to the dance?
- You know it.
425
00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:48,520
Girl, you gonna save me that dance,
right?
426
00:24:48,617 --> 00:24:50,487
I'll think about it.
427
00:24:50,917 --> 00:24:52,787
What about you, Mike?
428
00:24:55,217 --> 00:24:56,917
Yeah, yeah. I'm going.
429
00:24:57,017 --> 00:25:00,117
I can't wait.
You know, it's gonna be fresh, right?
430
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:02,627
First dance of the year too.
431
00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:07,857
Hey, yo, leave Tracey at home.
432
00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:11,330
- I can't stand that girl, man!
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
433
00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:13,357
What's up, Mike? What's up, Slim?
434
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,450
- What's up, bro?
- What's going on?
435
00:25:14,550 --> 00:25:16,330
- You just missed it, man.
- What'd I miss?
436
00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:20,657
Yo, Alicia just came over and asked me
if I was going to the dance.
437
00:25:20,817 --> 00:25:24,127
- Okay. So?
- So that means she like me, man!
438
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,820
Hey, yo, you saw how she was looking.
439
00:25:26,917 --> 00:25:29,727
Why the hell else would she come
over here and come up to me like that?
440
00:25:29,817 --> 00:25:32,197
'Cause she wants to know
if you was going to the dance, fool.
441
00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:33,353
My point exactly.
442
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,090
- Man, she asked me this morning.
- So?
443
00:25:36,183 --> 00:25:39,633
Nigger, so she made it a point
to ask me early in the morning,
444
00:25:39,717 --> 00:25:42,027
so it was probably on her mind all night.
445
00:25:42,117 --> 00:25:43,927
Yo, whatever. You bugging.
446
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:46,020
Yo, but the dance
is gonna be slamming.
447
00:25:46,117 --> 00:25:47,487
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
- For real.
448
00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,533
You finally get to show
what you got, bro.
449
00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:52,117
- What?
- Yeah, you can dance, right?
450
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,817
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm like Dance Fever.
- Yeah, whatever.
451
00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:58,957
You like Dance Fever?
We gonna see on Friday.
452
00:25:59,050 --> 00:26:01,530
Yeah, why don't y'all stay
at my crib that night?
453
00:26:01,617 --> 00:26:03,787
Oh, yeah, that's cool.
I'm gonna ask moms, all right?
454
00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:04,993
All right.
455
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,063
- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, cool.
456
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,220
I gotta get to class, man.
I'll see y'all later.
457
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,257
I'd never danced a day in my life!
458
00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:14,590
At least not for real,
you know, with a girl.
459
00:26:14,683 --> 00:26:16,863
All I could think of
was Alicia being there.
460
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,160
I mean, I couldn't look like a fool.
461
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:22,720
So I figured, got a few days,
I'll just learn how to dance.
462
00:26:22,817 --> 00:26:26,157
Now check this out.
It's 1580 AM on KDAY.
463
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:41,960
Oh, girl, you think I look good?
You think I look good?
464
00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,690
I think I look good.
465
00:26:43,783 --> 00:26:44,893
Wait, let me show you something.
466
00:26:44,983 --> 00:26:46,333
Let me show you something, all right?
467
00:26:49,783 --> 00:26:52,203
Like that, girl? You like that?
468
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,690
Smooth, smooth! Watch this!
Watch this!
469
00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:03,393
Girl, that wasn't it.
470
00:27:04,817 --> 00:27:07,387
You saw that too? it wasn't nothing, girl.
471
00:27:07,483 --> 00:27:08,893
I'm gonna show you something else.
472
00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:11,053
Something cool.
Let me show you something cool.
473
00:27:11,150 --> 00:27:12,490
Watch this.
474
00:27:13,484 --> 00:27:16,234
You like that? You like that?
You like me?
475
00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:19,087
You sexy? You a sexy girl?
476
00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:21,363
Come here.
Let me show you something.
477
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:24,830
Oh, yeah, you smell good, girl.
You smell good.
478
00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:27,157
Oh, yeah.
479
00:27:27,250 --> 00:27:30,460
What is going on? Michael!
480
00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,290
Mom!
481
00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:43,327
I was just dancing,
'cause there's this dance on Friday.
482
00:27:43,417 --> 00:27:46,757
So you decided
to do the freak with a rabbit?
483
00:27:46,850 --> 00:27:48,730
Ma, I never really danced before.
484
00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:51,317
What about Deborah's wedding?
485
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,557
You were so cute.
486
00:27:54,117 --> 00:27:54,847
Ma, I was four years old.
It's different now.
487
00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:57,490
Ma, I was four years old.
It's different now.
488
00:27:57,583 --> 00:28:00,723
Look at my little boy growing up.
489
00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:03,757
Oh, Ma, that's the latest step.
490
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,960
It's called "the hip."
491
00:28:13,717 --> 00:28:16,987
- So how's the job going?
-It's going well!
492
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:20,723
- The people seem nice.
- Good. Good.
493
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,723
So who is she?
494
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,320
What?
495
00:28:27,417 --> 00:28:32,027
Only a woman can make a man
do the crazy stuff you were doing.
496
00:28:33,284 --> 00:28:35,594
Come on, Ma. It ain't nobody.
497
00:28:37,017 --> 00:28:38,547
Whatever, boy.
498
00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:42,603
I'm glad to see you like it out here.
499
00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:45,723
Looks like we're gonna stay here
for a while.
500
00:28:46,384 --> 00:28:49,994
Anyway, I think
you need a little more practice.
501
00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:54,660
- Just keep it down.
- Okay, Ma.
502
00:28:56,850 --> 00:28:59,730
- Hell, yeah, boy, this is it!
- Yeah, word.
503
00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:03,057
Yo, Mike, that hat kind of sweet, man.
Where you get it at?
504
00:29:03,217 --> 00:29:07,557
Carolina Blue-
A store in North Carolina- I got it there-.
505
00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:09,760
Why you wearing it like that, man?
506
00:29:10,184 --> 00:29:14,034
- Like what?
- Like a poindexter. Let me help you out.
507
00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:16,934
Yo, that's how the ballers wear it, man.
508
00:29:17,017 --> 00:29:20,427
- Everybody got their pen and paper?
- Yeah, you know it.
509
00:29:21,150 --> 00:29:22,390
A Pen?
510
00:29:22,483 --> 00:29:24,933
Yeah, you know.
So you can get girls' numbers, man.
511
00:29:25,017 --> 00:29:27,727
Whoever got the most numbers
at the end of the night get $1.
512
00:29:27,817 --> 00:29:28,917
Yeah.
513
00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,120
- I don't have one.
- You ain't got $1?
514
00:29:32,217 --> 00:29:33,987
A pen, man!
515
00:29:34,384 --> 00:29:36,894
Here you go.
I always carry a spare on me.
516
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,663
I mean, not that it really matters,
517
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,360
'cause Roland's gonna be getting
the most numbers tonight anyway.
518
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:43,430
Fool, you crazy! I know you...
519
00:29:43,517 --> 00:29:44,657
It was all new to me.
520
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:46,860
I mean, I'd never even asked a girl
to dance before,
521
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,050
let alone try to get her number.
522
00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:50,760
Hold up, man.
We didn't even do the breath tests.
523
00:29:50,850 --> 00:29:52,090
Oh, yeah.
524
00:29:53,384 --> 00:29:54,804
Oh, shit!
525
00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:56,790
Damn!
526
00:29:56,884 --> 00:29:58,064
I'm cool.
527
00:29:58,150 --> 00:29:59,790
Yeah, but for how long, man?
528
00:29:59,884 --> 00:30:02,594
Y'all ain't got no gum,
some candy, no Binaca or something?
529
00:30:02,683 --> 00:30:04,133
Man, I need something too,
530
00:30:04,217 --> 00:30:06,217
'cause my breath
is kicking like Bruce Lee!
531
00:30:06,317 --> 00:30:09,057
- You ain't never lie.
- Shut up.
532
00:30:09,783 --> 00:30:12,353
Hey, yo, let's go to that mini market
around the corner.
533
00:30:12,450 --> 00:30:15,290
Hell, no, man.
It's like blood central up in there.
534
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,760
Yo, man, what else we gonna do?
535
00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:21,800
I am not walking in there
with my breath smelling all tall and shit.
536
00:30:22,617 --> 00:30:24,957
- Man, let's just go.
- Yeah, man.
537
00:30:27,683 --> 00:30:29,293
All right, man.
538
00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:34,917
Man, you gotta take that hat off.
539
00:30:35,017 --> 00:30:37,117
- Why?
-'Cause it's got blue in it.
540
00:30:37,217 --> 00:30:40,687
- It's light blue.
-It don't matter the shade. Take it off.
541
00:30:40,783 --> 00:30:44,063
- That shit ain't cool around here.
- What up, blood?
542
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:48,190
I told y'all, man.
543
00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:50,857
My fault, y'all.
544
00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:53,763
Damn, man. That was too close, man.
545
00:30:53,850 --> 00:30:55,690
- Yeah.
- I keep forgetting, you're the rookie.
546
00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:57,464
Yeah, man.
547
00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:59,330
Here go the refreshments right here.
548
00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:02,357
- Tic tacs!
- No, no, hold up, man.
549
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:05,760
- Good idea, bad choice of flavor though.
- Yeah.
550
00:31:05,850 --> 00:31:08,060
What's wrong with orange?
551
00:31:08,150 --> 00:31:09,930
- School him.
- Man, I got this.
552
00:31:10,017 --> 00:31:12,687
Look, with tic tacs,
they're always a good choice
553
00:31:12,783 --> 00:31:14,493
'cause they're small
and they pack a lot of power.
554
00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:16,863
Yeah. You wanna remember,
always go small
555
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:19,330
'cause you might be talking
to a fine-ass freak,
556
00:31:19,417 --> 00:31:22,857
and the candy fall out your mouth
and, man, you look stupid.
557
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,620
And that shit counts, man.
558
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,027
With tic tacs, they small.
559
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:27,717
So even if they fall out,
they hard to notice.
560
00:31:27,817 --> 00:31:30,457
- Especially in the dance, right?
- Yeah.
561
00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:34,330
Oh, and just so you know,
fruit flavors always bad.
562
00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:36,797
You would've thought they were
professors at Harvard or something.
563
00:31:36,883 --> 00:31:39,333
I mean, they had breath mints
down to a science.
564
00:31:39,417 --> 00:31:42,057
And that's important for slow dancing-.
565
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,620
What about- - -gum?
566
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,357
- I got this one.
- I'm gonna leave that one to Ro, man.
567
00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:52,190
All right, the thing to always remember
when dealing with females,
568
00:31:52,283 --> 00:31:54,663
suck, never chew.
569
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,030
Yo, you got that!
570
00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:59,827
- Yeah.
- Okay. I'll get the green.
571
00:32:00,517 --> 00:32:02,087
I'll get the white.
572
00:32:02,183 --> 00:32:04,293
I'm gonna get some of them too.
573
00:32:04,384 --> 00:32:07,304
Y'all, hold up. Let me get a soda
or something. I'm thirsty as hell.
574
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,527
Man, we gotta go-
The party started an hour ago-.
575
00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:12,887
Come on, Ro, man. We got time.
576
00:32:13,583 --> 00:32:17,193
Hey, motherfucker, give me the money.
Shut the fuck up and move!
577
00:32:17,284 --> 00:32:19,664
- Please, please, please.
- Hurry up!
578
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,060
What the hell y'all doing?
579
00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:22,600
Get down!
580
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,797
- What's going on?
- Check it out, Mike.
581
00:32:27,883 --> 00:32:31,023
Hell, no, not this time, man.
You check it out.
582
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:33,957
- Hurry up!
- Let's all check it out.
583
00:32:37,683 --> 00:32:39,563
Shit, man! They robbing the place.
584
00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:42,130
No shit, man.
I didn't know what they was doing!
585
00:32:42,217 --> 00:32:44,957
Man, quit crying.
We gotta get out of here, man.
586
00:32:45,050 --> 00:32:49,160
No, we should stay here
and let them rob the place,
587
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,920
and then, maybe they'll leave.
588
00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:54,157
Nigger, you know where the fuck we at?
589
00:32:54,250 --> 00:32:55,630
Wait a minute,
where'd the other one go?
590
00:32:55,717 --> 00:32:57,917
- What?
- I think they coming, man.
591
00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,787
Oh, shit. I got something for his ass.
592
00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:04,563
Hold on, man.
593
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,130
Oh, shit!
594
00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:10,130
- Yo, check this out.
- What?
595
00:33:10,217 --> 00:33:12,217
Some little niggers been up here
the whole damn time.
596
00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:13,757
What? Bring they asses up here!
597
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:16,800
- I just wanted some tic tacs, man.
- Tic tacs, my ass. Get in the front.
598
00:33:16,884 --> 00:33:20,164
- You go first.
- Hurry up.
599
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:22,200
Hurry up. Get up front.
600
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:26,994
Oh, man, them little motherfuckers,
they ain't nothing, man!
601
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:29,153
They go to school with my sister.
602
00:33:30,183 --> 00:33:31,293
Stacey?
603
00:33:31,383 --> 00:33:33,923
Don't say my name, homie! Damn!
604
00:33:34,583 --> 00:33:36,593
Yo, the little nigger's got head though.
605
00:33:36,683 --> 00:33:39,663
Beat his ass the other day,
he took it like a G.
606
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,490
Y'all must be going to that dance, huh?
607
00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:45,447
Nigger, remember them
motherfucking dances, boy?
608
00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:49,120
Don't you fuck with me!
Get on the ground! Now!
609
00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,057
Shit! Y'all little niggers want something?
610
00:33:53,150 --> 00:33:56,260
- Well, I was kind of thirsty.
- Go on and get it, homie. What else?
611
00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,160
No, no, no, man, we cool.
612
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,720
You sure? At least let me give y'all
a little ride to the dance or something.
613
00:34:04,383 --> 00:34:06,863
Least I could do, man. Come on!
614
00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:09,520
You niggers is wasting time! Come on!
615
00:34:10,884 --> 00:34:13,094
- Man, I'm gonna take you to the dance.
- Let's go.
616
00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,817
Come on, man!
617
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:27,720
Nigger, you did get more Zig-Zags,
didn't you?
618
00:34:27,817 --> 00:34:29,457
Shit, nigger, I forgot.
619
00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,050
What the fuck you mean, you forgot?
620
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,930
That's the reason
we went up in that motherfucker.
621
00:34:33,017 --> 00:34:34,687
Man, damn, I just wanted some rubbers.
622
00:34:34,784 --> 00:34:36,634
You know, I'm trying to go
to Monique's house tonight.
623
00:34:36,717 --> 00:34:38,817
Whatever, man.
Hey, y'all wanna hit this shit?
624
00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,517
No, man, we cool.
625
00:34:40,617 --> 00:34:42,997
- I'm all right.
- Yeah, me too.
626
00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:47,064
- Fuck, y'all Muslims or something?
- No, we just don't do that.
627
00:34:47,784 --> 00:34:49,634
Fucking more for me.
628
00:34:50,884 --> 00:34:53,694
Try to be generous to you little niggers
and look how you do.
629
00:34:53,783 --> 00:34:56,203
Man, I don't understand
y'all youngsters nowadays.
630
00:34:56,283 --> 00:34:59,423
Hey, man, pass that shit back this way.
631
00:34:59,517 --> 00:35:00,497
Fuck you, boy.
632
00:35:00,584 --> 00:35:04,264
You ain't get no Zig-Zags,
you ain't get no drig-drag, punk.
633
00:35:08,117 --> 00:35:09,687
That shit rhymed, nigger.
634
00:35:09,783 --> 00:35:12,293
I should be a motherfucking rapper
or something.
635
00:35:12,384 --> 00:35:14,634
- Right.
- I'm harder than DMC.
636
00:35:14,717 --> 00:35:16,457
You crazy, nigger.
637
00:35:17,017 --> 00:35:19,257
I'm serious than the motherfucker.
638
00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,850
Make a whole album
about smoking weed.
639
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:25,120
Ain't nobody about to buy
no album about smoking weed.
640
00:35:25,683 --> 00:35:28,993
Get some fresh-ass beats
like this right here, boy.
641
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,933
We'd sell millions.
642
00:35:31,017 --> 00:35:32,087
Weed is universal.
643
00:35:32,183 --> 00:35:34,633
You name me one race
that don't smoke bud.
644
00:35:35,283 --> 00:35:36,323
See?
645
00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:39,627
I'd sell millions, I'm telling you.
Call that motherfucker the weed album.
646
00:35:39,717 --> 00:35:41,627
Everybody getting high.
647
00:35:44,117 --> 00:35:45,927
Getting contact back there, boy?
648
00:35:46,017 --> 00:35:47,787
Shit! The motherfucking police!
649
00:35:47,884 --> 00:35:51,394
Here, take this, nigger.
Put the gun under the fucking seat!
650
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:53,523
- Open the windows.
- Put the motherfucker up.
651
00:35:53,617 --> 00:35:54,817
Open the windows.
652
00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:56,517
- Open the windows.
- Put the heater under the fucking seat.
653
00:35:56,617 --> 00:35:59,287
Don't panic, don't panic, just chill.
654
00:35:59,383 --> 00:36:01,623
Shit, nigger, if they ask y'all anything,
655
00:36:01,717 --> 00:36:03,787
I'm just taking y'all to the dance,
all right?
656
00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,660
How you doing today, Officer?
ls there a problem?
657
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,390
Yeah, you got a taillight out.
658
00:36:24,484 --> 00:36:27,234
I need to see
your license and registration.
659
00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:29,127
Slowly.
660
00:36:31,317 --> 00:36:32,957
Here you go, sir.
661
00:36:39,617 --> 00:36:40,987
Whose car is this, son?
662
00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,933
It's my car, Officer,
but it's just in my mother's name.
663
00:36:44,017 --> 00:36:47,687
- Your last names don't match.
- No, she was just remarried.
664
00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:59,054
What are you crying for, nigger?
665
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,630
You better stop that bitch-ass crying.
666
00:37:00,717 --> 00:37:02,457
Man, it's amazing how tables can turn.
667
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:05,050
I mean, at the store,
Boo was so tough and everything.
668
00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:06,390
I don't wanna go to jail, man.
669
00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:09,363
At that moment, though,
they were just kids like us.
670
00:37:12,284 --> 00:37:15,324
Everybody out of the car. Now!
671
00:37:18,050 --> 00:37:20,620
Put your hands behind your head
and lock your fingers.
672
00:37:20,717 --> 00:37:21,717
Come on.
673
00:37:21,817 --> 00:37:24,017
Everybody against the wall. Now.
674
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:28,087
Get your hands behind your head
and lock those fingers. Together.
675
00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,187
Get those legs apart-.
676
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,960
And I don't wanna hear a sound.
677
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,290
Don't move.
678
00:37:38,384 --> 00:37:41,524
You got any weapons or contraband,
tell me now.
679
00:37:41,617 --> 00:37:43,787
Spread them. Spread them! Come on.
680
00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:47,800
Come on, get them apart-.
681
00:37:48,484 --> 00:37:52,564
Oh, man, we're going to jail.
I'm gonna be on Scared Straight!
682
00:37:55,117 --> 00:37:57,497
Open those legs up. Spread them.
683
00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:06,750
Shit!
684
00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,130
They're clean, Mack.
685
00:38:14,717 --> 00:38:17,217
- All this for a taillight?
- Shut up!
686
00:38:17,317 --> 00:38:19,987
- You speak only when you're spoken to.
- I'm just saying...
687
00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:22,623
Hey, young man, you heard the officer!
688
00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,657
- Shut it up!
- Stacey, man, just shut up, man.
689
00:38:45,417 --> 00:38:47,987
What the hell's going on over there?
690
00:38:50,084 --> 00:38:53,094
Just my allergies, sir. I'm sorry.
691
00:38:53,184 --> 00:38:57,034
Clear to handle an armed 211
at AA Mini-Mart?
692
00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:58,887
1601 North Centinela.
693
00:38:58,984 --> 00:39:01,694
This is unit C-6. We're in
the general vicinity. We'll take care of it.
694
00:39:01,783 --> 00:39:03,263
Please, God,
if you get us out of this one,
695
00:39:03,350 --> 00:39:05,190
I'll never grab a booty again, I swear.
696
00:39:05,284 --> 00:39:06,824
- Hey, Davis.
- Yeah.
697
00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:08,687
- Let's move.
- Okay.
698
00:39:09,984 --> 00:39:11,834
Turn around, fellows.
699
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,460
You can go now.
700
00:39:15,550 --> 00:39:18,160
And, you, greasy one,
701
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,297
get that taillight fixed.
702
00:39:23,817 --> 00:39:26,527
Man, prayer really works.
703
00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:30,157
The same robbery they just committed
is what got us off the hook.
704
00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:34,364
You know, life's funny sometimes.
You just don't want it laughing at you.
705
00:39:34,450 --> 00:39:37,590
You don't even try.
Get your crybaby ass in the backseat.
706
00:39:37,684 --> 00:39:40,864
These kids have more head
than your motherfucking ass.
707
00:39:40,950 --> 00:39:41,950
Man, fuck that, I'm riding in the front.
708
00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:44,720
I don't give a fuck what you say,
you better get your ass in that backseat,
709
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:47,017
or walk home, or get your ass beat.
710
00:39:49,184 --> 00:39:51,064
In the front, homeboy.
711
00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:53,560
You, get up in front. Let's roll.
712
00:39:56,784 --> 00:40:00,254
By the way, alcoholic,
what were you thinking?
713
00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:02,920
I mean, popping tic tacs
when we was getting pulled over.
714
00:40:03,017 --> 00:40:04,187
What was going through your head?
715
00:40:04,283 --> 00:40:09,933
Man, I was thinking, "Yo, this could
be my last meal as a free man."
716
00:40:10,017 --> 00:40:13,587
- Ro, you smell.
- I'll tell you what he was thinking.
717
00:40:13,684 --> 00:40:16,694
He was thinking we might get
pulled over by a female officer,
718
00:40:16,784 --> 00:40:19,264
so he might have
to sweet-talk us out of the situation.
719
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:20,560
Can't have no bad breath.
720
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:23,430
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, yeah.
721
00:40:23,517 --> 00:40:24,657
You know.
722
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,960
Check this out. We might get pulled
over now. You got more tic tacs?
723
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,760
Don't doubt the mack skills, okay?
724
00:40:30,850 --> 00:40:34,060
- It's gotten me out of a lot of shit.
- Yeah, all right.
725
00:40:36,217 --> 00:40:38,317
- Keep the change, homie.
- Yeah.
726
00:40:43,784 --> 00:40:46,774
Get the fuck out of my car.
Go have some fun.
727
00:40:49,584 --> 00:40:51,964
Hey, yo, little man,
let me talk to you for a minute.
728
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,050
I ain't gonna do nothing.
729
00:40:59,817 --> 00:41:03,257
I apologize
about beating your ass that day.
730
00:41:03,984 --> 00:41:08,434
But I was protecting my sister.
You know?
731
00:41:08,517 --> 00:41:12,487
She cute, and there's always
some nigger trying to fuck with her.
732
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:19,030
Yeah, I know. It's cool.
733
00:41:22,384 --> 00:41:24,304
You like her, though, don't you?
734
00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:31,797
It's cool, man. I ain't gonna
do nothing to you. I told you that, man.
735
00:41:35,817 --> 00:41:38,347
- I... I guess.
- You guess?
736
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:44,730
Well, yeah, I do.
737
00:41:47,184 --> 00:41:49,134
What's your name, man?
738
00:41:50,084 --> 00:41:54,364
- Mike.
- Big Mike. You've got good taste.
739
00:41:55,517 --> 00:41:59,087
She cool- She smart too-.
740
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:03,130
She happens to love that
song by Luther Vandross,
741
00:42:03,217 --> 00:42:05,527
If This World Were Mine.
742
00:42:06,284 --> 00:42:10,204
And if they happen to play that,
I want you to get you a dance.
743
00:42:12,183 --> 00:42:14,323
I'm serious, man.
744
00:42:18,917 --> 00:42:21,157
Go have you some fun, man.
745
00:42:22,650 --> 00:42:24,220
Big Mike.
746
00:42:35,684 --> 00:42:39,004
Stay your motherfucking
crybaby ass in the back!
747
00:42:42,917 --> 00:42:44,687
What's up, man? You all right?
748
00:42:44,784 --> 00:42:47,704
Yo, man, what'd he say?
What'd he say, man?
749
00:42:47,784 --> 00:42:51,134
Nothing.
He just wanted to know my name.
750
00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:54,927
Oh, man. I thought
he was gonna get you again.
751
00:42:55,017 --> 00:42:59,357
Oh, no, man-
Let's just get up in this party finally-.
752
00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:02,187
- Yeah, all right.
- Come on, man.
753
00:43:27,684 --> 00:43:30,794
This was it!
Finally, the party of all parties.
754
00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:31,864
Oh, my goodness!
755
00:43:31,950 --> 00:43:34,190
I never seen anything like this
in North Carolina.
756
00:43:34,284 --> 00:43:38,134
Man, hormones jumping,
music pumping, booties shaking.
757
00:43:38,217 --> 00:43:39,747
Paradise!
758
00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:43,190
Oh. yeah!
759
00:43:43,284 --> 00:43:46,704
I'm gonna be freaking
all the fine skeezers up here tonight!
760
00:43:48,117 --> 00:43:50,287
Oh, check it out, Ro!
761
00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:52,664
Go, Ro! Go, Ro!
762
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:57,130
Go, Ro! That's my boy! Yeah!
763
00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,557
Hey, yo, let's lay back for a minute.
764
00:43:59,684 --> 00:44:01,824
- Gotta see who's in here first.
- Okay.
765
00:44:01,917 --> 00:44:05,687
Hey, look at that freak right there.
Damn!
766
00:44:05,783 --> 00:44:07,993
Yo, that booty is nice!
767
00:44:08,884 --> 00:44:11,994
Hey, I'm gonna dance with her.
You get her buddy.
768
00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:16,600
Man, the power of horniness
is simply amazing.
769
00:44:16,684 --> 00:44:17,924
It makes you forget everything.
770
00:44:18,017 --> 00:44:20,587
I mean, we were just in a robbery,
and almost arrested,
771
00:44:20,684 --> 00:44:21,994
but it was like nothing had happened.
772
00:44:22,084 --> 00:44:25,734
Hey, ladies! You wanna dance
with me and my partner?
773
00:44:26,517 --> 00:44:27,827
Yeah!
774
00:44:28,784 --> 00:44:32,324
Horniness also made me forget
that I didn't know how to dance.
775
00:44:32,417 --> 00:44:34,187
What you doing, man?
776
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,600
Man, I was looking like a fool.
777
00:44:37,684 --> 00:44:39,794
Forget this.
I'll just get into my own thing.
778
00:44:39,884 --> 00:44:41,664
I wanna show you something.
Watch this.
779
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,490
Oh, snap!
780
00:44:44,717 --> 00:44:46,987
- Or you like this?
- Oh, Mike!
781
00:44:47,084 --> 00:44:49,624
- Watch this. Watch this.
- Oh, no!
782
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:54,764
Girl, I'm dizzy.
783
00:44:58,650 --> 00:45:03,400
Oh, Mike. Get it, Mike, get it.
Dance Fever, huh?
784
00:45:04,684 --> 00:45:07,534
I'm getting tired. I think I'm gonna stop.
785
00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:15,887
Okay. Okay.
786
00:45:24,283 --> 00:45:26,263
Where are the party people?
787
00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,830
I don't wanna see
nobody holding up the walls!
788
00:45:28,917 --> 00:45:31,297
Get up and dance, y'all!
789
00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:33,924
Freak, freak, y'all. Get up!
790
00:45:40,784 --> 00:45:44,234
Yo, word. What'd I tell you?
This party is fly, man!
791
00:45:45,384 --> 00:45:48,304
Yo, look. One from each corner
of the room, baby.
792
00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:51,593
Ro ain't messing with me.
Check it out. Hey, yo, Ro!
793
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,620
Ro, how many?
794
00:45:54,717 --> 00:45:55,887
Six?
795
00:45:55,984 --> 00:45:58,064
Damn! I only got four.
796
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:03,960
Yo, man, I would've had way more
if we didn't get here so late.
797
00:46:04,050 --> 00:46:07,520
- What's up, Mike? How many you got?
- I ain't get any.
798
00:46:07,617 --> 00:46:10,057
- Damn! None?
- What?
799
00:46:10,150 --> 00:46:11,820
You're gonna have to get up
off this bench
800
00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:14,857
if you wanna get some numbers, man,
you know what I'm saying?
801
00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:17,020
He's probably just waiting
on Alicia anyway.
802
00:46:17,117 --> 00:46:18,717
You gotta leave that alone, man.
803
00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:20,317
Everybody here is trying to get into that.
804
00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:22,917
Including me,
'cause she sure is looking fine!
805
00:46:23,017 --> 00:46:24,657
Hey, look, I'll tell you what.
806
00:46:24,750 --> 00:46:27,560
I'm gonna go tell her
you wanna talk to her, all right?
807
00:46:27,650 --> 00:46:30,100
- Man, don't do that. Come on.
- Man...
808
00:46:30,184 --> 00:46:32,564
- Come on, man, for real.
- Man!
809
00:46:32,650 --> 00:46:33,990
Come on, for real.
810
00:46:34,084 --> 00:46:36,094
Look, man,
I'm just trying to help you out.
811
00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:40,134
- Yo, why don't you hook me up?
- Shut up, fool.
812
00:46:40,217 --> 00:46:42,717
Why don't both of you
go try to talk to her?
813
00:46:42,817 --> 00:46:46,487
Look, all these honeys around here...
By the way,
814
00:46:46,584 --> 00:46:49,264
I got one right over here, you know,
just about to be number seven.
815
00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:52,420
- So, where?
- Right there, fool.
816
00:46:52,517 --> 00:46:54,357
- Damn!
- Yeah.
817
00:46:54,784 --> 00:46:58,234
Well, y'all gonna owe me
some money after tonight.
818
00:46:58,317 --> 00:47:01,727
- I'll get it from y'all later.
- Man, I ain't paying for that one.
819
00:47:01,817 --> 00:47:03,957
She got a big head anyway.
820
00:47:04,050 --> 00:47:07,030
I gotta get more numbers.
You're on your own.
821
00:47:16,617 --> 00:47:20,087
Okay, we're gonna slow it down
for the last one.
822
00:47:20,184 --> 00:47:24,534
Guys, grab you one
of these fine ladies and get close.
823
00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,960
That's the song. That's the song.
824
00:47:44,384 --> 00:47:46,734
I've got to find Alicia, man.
825
00:47:46,817 --> 00:47:50,557
I didn't get to dance all night long.
If I could get this one...
826
00:48:05,384 --> 00:48:09,364
Somewhere inside I expected her
to be dancing with someone else.
827
00:48:10,683 --> 00:48:11,923
I can't lie.
828
00:48:12,017 --> 00:48:14,787
I was actually hoping she was
so I would have an excuse
829
00:48:14,884 --> 00:48:17,304
not to ask her but say I tried.
830
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:29,390
Oh, man,
maybe I should think about this.
831
00:48:29,484 --> 00:48:32,404
I mean,
I did grab her butt that day, but...
832
00:48:33,350 --> 00:48:36,890
Wow! That was two months ago.
She's been cool ever since.
833
00:49:04,117 --> 00:49:05,117
Hey, Alicia.
834
00:49:06,217 --> 00:49:07,747
What's up, Mike?
835
00:49:08,350 --> 00:49:10,830
Nothing. I just wanted to say hi.
836
00:49:11,750 --> 00:49:14,820
This was the first time
you was alone all night.
837
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:20,400
I never really did get to apologize,
838
00:49:20,484 --> 00:49:22,524
you know, for the bet.
839
00:49:22,850 --> 00:49:24,390
Oh, right.
840
00:49:25,450 --> 00:49:29,630
See, that's what you get for hanging
around Roland and his nasty behind.
841
00:49:30,484 --> 00:49:33,164
Boy, I was nervous
as a hooker in church.
842
00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,800
I really like this song.
843
00:49:36,717 --> 00:49:39,097
Yeah, this is a beautiful song.
844
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,723
You wanna dance?
845
00:49:45,017 --> 00:49:46,457
Yeah, sure.
846
00:50:00,184 --> 00:50:03,034
My heart was beating
100 times a minute.
847
00:50:03,117 --> 00:50:05,827
She was so soft, she smelled so good.
848
00:50:05,917 --> 00:50:08,627
All I could think of was, "Don't get hard."
849
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:14,394
Hey, yo, look at that, man. Look.
850
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,860
I love this pad.
851
00:50:48,817 --> 00:50:51,957
- Why don't you go dance with her then?
- You too!
852
00:50:53,450 --> 00:50:55,330
Hey, that mean I can't call y'all?
853
00:50:59,717 --> 00:51:01,917
That's it, I can't hold it any longer.
854
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,547
Captain, she's gonna blow!
855
00:51:04,650 --> 00:51:07,100
I was in full salute at this point.
856
00:51:07,184 --> 00:51:11,224
- You okay, Mike?
- Yeah, yeah.
857
00:51:11,317 --> 00:51:13,697
This is how we do it in North Carolina-.
858
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,990
Well, this is how we do it in LA.
859
00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:29,163
Party's over, y'all.
860
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:32,250
Bag it up, take it in. It's time to go home.
861
00:51:36,017 --> 00:51:37,687
Walk me outside?
862
00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:43,087
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
863
00:51:48,117 --> 00:51:50,257
You know, I had so much fun.
864
00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:53,257
Yeah. Me too.
865
00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:59,923
So I guess I'll talk to you
at school on Monday.
866
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,897
Why not this weekend?
867
00:52:04,683 --> 00:52:06,753
You asking me for my number?
868
00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:11,190
Well, yeah, I guess so.
869
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,250
You guess so?
870
00:52:14,117 --> 00:52:15,457
Okay, I am.
871
00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:22,690
Here.
872
00:52:46,717 --> 00:52:49,717
Yo, man. How the hell you do that?
873
00:52:50,817 --> 00:52:53,957
Man, I told y'all not to worry about me.
874
00:52:54,817 --> 00:52:55,817
Yo, whatever, man.
875
00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:58,557
All I know
is I got seven numbers tonight, baby.
876
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:03,070
Well, the last one wasn't all that cute,
but she had a body, boy, I'm telling you.
877
00:53:03,150 --> 00:53:05,030
- I won, man.
- What?
878
00:53:05,117 --> 00:53:07,387
Hell, no, I got seven too. It's a tie.
879
00:53:07,484 --> 00:53:09,764
Tie? There ain't no ties, man.
880
00:53:09,850 --> 00:53:12,420
How many numbers you get tonight?
881
00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:14,490
- Just one.
- One?
882
00:53:16,783 --> 00:53:18,893
Alicia? Damn!
883
00:53:19,517 --> 00:53:21,957
I knew you danced with her, but damn!
884
00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:27,020
Yo, that number there is worth 10
of them skeezers up in there.
885
00:53:27,117 --> 00:53:28,787
You won, Big Mike.
886
00:53:29,350 --> 00:53:31,490
You taking all my money.
887
00:53:34,584 --> 00:53:37,694
I'm still trying to figure out
how you swung that.
888
00:53:37,784 --> 00:53:38,964
Oh, man.
889
00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,090
Yeah, that's why I'm Big Mike
and y'all ain't.
890
00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:43,194
Nigger, don't act stupid.
891
00:53:46,717 --> 00:53:49,057
I'm getting like Ro.
I'm forgetting about the wedding.
892
00:53:49,150 --> 00:53:51,860
Look, man,
what do you want us to tell them?
893
00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:53,730
- Word.
- I don't know, man.
894
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:54,957
He don't know?
895
00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:56,960
Look, do you want me
to tell them it's off?
896
00:53:57,050 --> 00:53:59,330
No, no, man, don't tell them it's off!
897
00:53:59,417 --> 00:54:01,117
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck, then?
898
00:54:01,217 --> 00:54:03,127
All right, look, you're keeping
the whole wedding waiting!
899
00:54:03,217 --> 00:54:04,417
I need time to think.
900
00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:06,757
Look, you should've thought
before you asked her to marry you.
901
00:54:06,850 --> 00:54:09,490
Man, I did think
before I asked her to marry me.
902
00:54:09,584 --> 00:54:10,654
Yeah, you know what, man?
903
00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:13,460
You need to grow your ass up
and handle your responsibilities.
904
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,290
Man, I just don't want
to be wondering "what if," all right?
905
00:54:16,384 --> 00:54:18,894
- You won't wonder, 'cause we're going.
-It is for life.
906
00:54:18,984 --> 00:54:20,664
You won't wonder shit.
907
00:54:20,950 --> 00:54:21,990
You know what I'm saying, man?
908
00:54:22,083 --> 00:54:25,333
You need to step up to that, man,
face that, man.
909
00:54:28,350 --> 00:54:30,160
Yo, man, pull the car over quick.
910
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:34,600
Fuck, hell, no! Ro, look.
I'm getting your ass there, all right?
911
00:54:34,684 --> 00:54:36,764
Look, whatever you decide to do,
we gonna be behind you.
912
00:54:36,850 --> 00:54:39,690
- But you ain't running, kid.
- Mike, tell Slim to pull the car over.
913
00:54:39,783 --> 00:54:42,733
- You need to stop... You all right?
- Hell, no.
914
00:54:42,850 --> 00:54:45,990
- No! N-O! Hell, Mike, don't even stall.
- Slim, he ain't looking too good.
915
00:54:46,084 --> 00:54:48,694
I ain't starting,
he just don't look too good-.
916
00:54:48,784 --> 00:54:50,234
Nigger, get the window.
917
00:54:50,317 --> 00:54:52,957
No, no, no, no! Shit!
918
00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:59,590
- Roll down the window!
- Get out. This is my new shit!
919
00:54:59,684 --> 00:55:04,904
This is my new shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
920
00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:08,094
Look at this shit! Look at this!
Look at this!
921
00:55:08,184 --> 00:55:11,654
These are Ferragamos!
They cost $300!
922
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,820
- Shit!
- How much you pay for them?
923
00:55:13,917 --> 00:55:15,897
It don't matter, Ro! They're worth $300!
924
00:55:15,984 --> 00:55:19,194
You got that? Do you got that?
No! You stupid ass!
925
00:55:19,284 --> 00:55:20,664
Chill, man, chill.
926
00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:23,590
- It's over, man. It's over.
- No, it's not over.
927
00:55:23,684 --> 00:55:26,494
Look, get back in that car
'cause you marrying Lisa. Let's go!
928
00:55:26,584 --> 00:55:28,394
If he don't wanna get married,
what you gonna do? Force him?
929
00:55:28,484 --> 00:55:29,464
Fuck!
930
00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:32,960
- I never said I didn't want to marry her.
- See? See? He's crazy!
931
00:55:33,050 --> 00:55:36,500
Mike, he's crazy!
You're crazy, a drunk and a punk.
932
00:55:38,850 --> 00:55:40,990
- Oh, shit!
- Why I gotta be a punk?
933
00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:44,264
- What?
- Ro, step the fuck back.
934
00:55:44,350 --> 00:55:47,190
-'Cause I will beat your ass up in here.
- Calm down.
935
00:55:47,284 --> 00:55:49,764
You fucking midget. Don't...
936
00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:52,230
Hey, Ro, have you lost your mind?
937
00:55:52,317 --> 00:55:54,127
Have you lost your mind?
938
00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:56,717
I will body-slam your ass. You calm?
939
00:55:56,817 --> 00:55:58,257
- Are you calm?
- Calm.
940
00:55:58,350 --> 00:55:59,450
You calm?
941
00:55:59,550 --> 00:56:01,720
- Hey, Ro, Ro!
- You know what? You know what?
942
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,457
Stop playing!
943
00:56:03,550 --> 00:56:06,120
Both y'all acting like punks, man.
944
00:56:06,817 --> 00:56:10,157
Look, there's a wedding that is
or isn't gonna happen today, man.
945
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:12,160
Only you know the answer.
946
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:15,060
Come on,
don't let cold feet fuck this up, Ro.
947
00:56:17,617 --> 00:56:20,597
What the fuck you gonna do?
You wanna do this or not?
948
00:56:20,683 --> 00:56:22,593
- I guess so.
- You guess so?
949
00:56:22,684 --> 00:56:25,194
Ain't nobody ask you
to get no donuts! Let's go!
950
00:56:25,284 --> 00:56:26,594
That's good enough for now, man.
951
00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:29,104
If he says no
when the Reverend asks, then, hey.
952
00:56:29,183 --> 00:56:32,493
- Look, we gotta get cleaned up.
- Where we gonna get cleaned up, Mike?
953
00:56:37,884 --> 00:56:41,804
Oh, hell, no. No, no, no.
954
00:56:41,884 --> 00:56:43,804
Go. Just go.
955
00:56:43,884 --> 00:56:45,924
Get this shit away from...
956
00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:48,660
What the fuck is that smell?
957
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,230
Ro had a little accident in the car.
He got carsick,
958
00:56:51,317 --> 00:56:52,797
and we need a place to clean up.
959
00:56:52,883 --> 00:56:54,563
You need to go to a gas station.
960
00:56:54,650 --> 00:56:56,960
76 has got
fresh paper towels and squeegees.
961
00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:59,360
This ain't no damn commercial.
962
00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:03,400
Look, Ro gets married in two hours.
Okay?
963
00:57:03,484 --> 00:57:05,764
We really, really need your help.
964
00:57:08,184 --> 00:57:09,494
Please?
965
00:57:11,850 --> 00:57:15,730
I'm doing this for her.
Not y'all, and especially not him.
966
00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:19,264
I can only imagine
what that girl is going through.
967
00:57:19,350 --> 00:57:22,090
Whatever, look,
if we get him cleaned up quick enough,
968
00:57:22,184 --> 00:57:24,794
she won't have to know a damn thing,
all right?
969
00:57:24,883 --> 00:57:27,263
- You think you can clean the tuxedos?
- Word.
970
00:57:27,350 --> 00:57:30,350
Nigger, what do I look like?
Alice from The Brady Bunch?
971
00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:32,620
You need to take them to the cleaners
or something.
972
00:57:32,717 --> 00:57:34,027
Now, you can clean up here.
973
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,527
I got some of my man's clothes
in the closet.
974
00:57:36,617 --> 00:57:38,687
- Cool.
- I'm first in the shower.
975
00:57:39,350 --> 00:57:40,730
Shower?
976
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:44,720
Y'all ain't messing up my bathtub.
There's a water hose in the backyard.
977
00:57:44,817 --> 00:57:46,797
Hose? We ain't washing no dogs!
978
00:57:46,883 --> 00:57:48,163
Says who?
979
00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:51,247
Okay. What choice we got, man?
980
00:57:51,350 --> 00:57:53,160
Through the back way.
981
00:57:53,250 --> 00:57:55,630
The back... What, we servants now?
982
00:57:55,717 --> 00:57:58,487
No, you stink now.
You ain't fucking my house up.
983
00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:01,033
- Go through the back.
- Like Benson?
984
00:58:01,817 --> 00:58:04,457
- That's bad.
- Yeah. So are you.
985
00:58:09,384 --> 00:58:10,764
Thank you.
986
00:58:15,684 --> 00:58:17,694
- Damn, this shit is cold!
- Fuck.
987
00:58:17,783 --> 00:58:20,423
Maybe it'll snap Ra's drunk ass
back to normal.
988
00:58:20,517 --> 00:58:22,217
Give me that shit.
989
00:58:22,317 --> 00:58:27,387
- No! Stop playing!
- Yes, nigger, dance!
990
00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,623
Fuck!
991
00:58:31,717 --> 00:58:32,957
Damn, you all!
992
00:58:33,517 --> 00:58:35,927
- Yo, Slim, stop playing!
- Okay.
993
00:58:36,017 --> 00:58:38,787
- Well, well, well!
- Oh, shit!
994
00:58:38,884 --> 00:58:41,304
I see not a lot has changed
since high school.
995
00:58:41,384 --> 00:58:43,394
This is shrinkage, right?
996
00:58:44,617 --> 00:58:46,617
Yo, back me up, y'all.
997
00:58:53,284 --> 00:58:54,734
Really, though, the joke's over.
998
00:58:54,817 --> 00:58:58,227
- Pass the clothes.
- What clothes? What you talking about?
999
00:58:58,684 --> 00:59:00,364
Oh, my God.
1000
00:59:01,617 --> 00:59:04,547
We look like three
Steve Urkels with this shit you gave us.
1001
00:59:04,550 --> 00:59:04,890
We look like three
Steve Urkels with this shit you gave us.
1002
00:59:04,984 --> 00:59:07,524
I don't understand why
this is so painful for y'all.
1003
00:59:07,617 --> 00:59:11,387
- What you talking about?
- Marriage. That's what I'm talking about.
1004
00:59:11,484 --> 00:59:13,964
Y'all act like you're going
to the electric chair or something.
1005
00:59:14,050 --> 00:59:16,290
And this is supposed to be
a special moment.
1006
00:59:16,384 --> 00:59:18,194
Tanya, it ain't that simple.
1007
00:59:19,017 --> 00:59:20,617
You love her?
1008
00:59:20,984 --> 00:59:23,404
- Yeah, I love her.
- Then it's simple.
1009
00:59:23,483 --> 00:59:25,723
Getting drunk,
messing up your clothes, fighting.
1010
00:59:25,817 --> 00:59:27,887
Just so you can act
like you did in high school.
1011
00:59:27,983 --> 00:59:31,623
Thank you, Oprah.
It's time to get the fuck out of here.
1012
00:59:31,717 --> 00:59:34,387
- Can't take the heat, can you?
- I can take the heat just fine.
1013
00:59:34,484 --> 00:59:37,364
I ain't in the kitchen.
That fool's getting married.
1014
00:59:39,684 --> 00:59:42,364
But you do look good in them jeans.
1015
00:59:42,450 --> 00:59:45,330
- Thanks for everything.
- No, no, no, you're welcome.
1016
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:53,587
Thanks for putting up with me, Tanya.
1017
00:59:55,150 --> 00:59:57,100
That's for the bride.
1018
00:59:57,950 --> 01:00:00,730
- That's cool. I deserve that.
- Yes, you do.
1019
01:00:09,184 --> 01:00:10,424
Ladies.
1020
01:00:10,517 --> 01:00:12,657
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
1021
01:00:12,950 --> 01:00:15,900
We need some clothes
done in an hour, please.
1022
01:00:15,983 --> 01:00:19,763
Certainly, gentlemen-
What would you like to have cleaned?
1023
01:00:27,550 --> 01:00:29,860
There's a church right down the street,
1024
01:00:29,950 --> 01:00:32,160
because it's gonna take a prayer
and a miracle
1025
01:00:32,250 --> 01:00:33,850
to have this cleaned in an hour.
1026
01:00:33,950 --> 01:00:35,790
Please, let me explain
something to you.
1027
01:00:35,884 --> 01:00:38,364
There's a wedding going on
and we're in it.
1028
01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:42,127
You're absolutely right.
We need you to work us a miracle.
1029
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,427
All right, fine. I'll see what I can do.
1030
01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:47,047
But I'm not gonna
promise you anything, okay?
1031
01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:51,750
- Here. One hour.
- Thanks. One hour.
1032
01:00:51,850 --> 01:00:54,130
- Thank you.
- Yeah, all right.
1033
01:00:56,317 --> 01:01:00,087
- Think we'll get there on time?
- Let's see.
1034
01:01:00,284 --> 01:01:03,964
Yeah, we've got about
a little under two hours. We're all right.
1035
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:06,350
- You want this last piece?
- I want that last piece.
1036
01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:09,730
Look, you don't need to be eating shit,
all right. I'll take it.
1037
01:01:09,817 --> 01:01:10,847
Now why do you always do that?
1038
01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:13,360
If you want the last piece, why did you
ask me if I want the last piece?
1039
01:01:13,450 --> 01:01:14,590
First of all, I didn't ask you.
1040
01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:15,824
But the reason I asked Mike
1041
01:01:15,917 --> 01:01:17,617
is the same reason
you asked Lisa to marry you.
1042
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,157
It sounds nice.
1043
01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:21,960
See, that's cold.
1044
01:01:22,050 --> 01:01:25,460
I thought y'all was gonna be happy
about me having second thoughts.
1045
01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:27,720
And the way y'all was treating me
when I first asked her...
1046
01:01:27,817 --> 01:01:30,297
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
1047
01:01:30,384 --> 01:01:33,304
Man, when I said that maybe
I might move, what happened?
1048
01:01:33,384 --> 01:01:35,864
"Man, why you busting up
the groove, man?
1049
01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,560
"The brothers. The Wood. The Wood."
1050
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:40,860
Look, I just don't think you need
to be following the woman, all right.
1051
01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:44,230
She should get a job and move
where you are. Nigger, be a man!
1052
01:01:44,317 --> 01:01:46,557
I am a man. That's bull, okay?
1053
01:01:46,650 --> 01:01:50,720
It's like, she has a good job,
so I'm gonna go and follow her.
1054
01:01:50,817 --> 01:01:52,797
Nigger, you need some panties.
1055
01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:58,627
Mike, will you tell
this ignorant negro, please.
1056
01:01:59,584 --> 01:02:00,654
Well, I'll put it to you this way.
1057
01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:03,130
I see what you're saying,
but Slim's got a point.
1058
01:02:03,217 --> 01:02:05,817
- No. I mean, fuck you, Mike.
- She could've taught out here too.
1059
01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:07,917
What about Alicia?
1060
01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:10,520
What about Alicia?
1061
01:02:10,617 --> 01:02:12,187
Nigger, that was high school, man.
1062
01:02:12,284 --> 01:02:14,164
She went to Columbia,
I got into S.C. Case closed.
1063
01:02:14,250 --> 01:02:17,750
All right. I think you also got into NYU.
1064
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:19,760
New York University.
1065
01:02:19,850 --> 01:02:22,060
Damn, he's right.
1066
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:25,560
- So now what?
- I'm gonna get me some fruit salad.
1067
01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:28,430
- Oh, no, stay. Let's talk about this.
- You just had a salad.
1068
01:02:28,517 --> 01:02:32,227
Let's talk about Alicia. Lying bitch.
1069
01:02:32,584 --> 01:02:35,964
For real, though, this is your home.
1070
01:02:36,050 --> 01:02:38,550
We've been together in the Wood
for years. You talking about leaving?
1071
01:02:38,650 --> 01:02:42,530
- Shit! We barely kick it as is.
- I'm getting married, man.
1072
01:02:42,617 --> 01:02:45,257
Nigger, what time, so I can be there?
1073
01:02:45,817 --> 01:02:48,817
Man, nobody got on you
when you went away to Italy.
1074
01:02:49,184 --> 01:02:51,434
Nobody said a damn thing.
1075
01:02:51,617 --> 01:02:55,357
- That was to play ball, Ro. I love ball.
- So, I love Lisa.
1076
01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:58,560
Then why are we sitting here
and not at the wedding, Ro?
1077
01:02:59,984 --> 01:03:01,224
'Cause you a punk.
1078
01:03:01,317 --> 01:03:03,157
"'Cause I'm a punk."
That's the answer, Ro.
1079
01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,920
"'Cause I'm a punk."
'Cause he's a punk.
1080
01:03:06,017 --> 01:03:09,187
All right, I got something
that's gonna solve all your problems.
1081
01:03:09,284 --> 01:03:11,994
All right, we're gonna do this
old-school style.
1082
01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,224
- Real quick.
- You gonna call his mama?
1083
01:03:13,317 --> 01:03:16,027
I got Jennifer Lopez.
1084
01:03:16,117 --> 01:03:19,427
- Oh, hell, no! I got JL over here.
- No. You got Janet Jackson.
1085
01:03:19,517 --> 01:03:23,687
I got Janet Jackson.
I always had Janet Jackson.
1086
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,634
- You got Lisa Davis, all right. You...
- Your player card's revoked.
1087
01:03:27,717 --> 01:03:30,387
- One time. One time. That's it. Ready?
- JL's over here, though.
1088
01:03:30,484 --> 01:03:32,464
Let's do this. Let's do this. Do it good.
1089
01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:35,430
All right. One nice one.
1090
01:03:35,517 --> 01:03:37,957
That's me. I'm the closest one.
1091
01:03:38,850 --> 01:03:40,890
You always do that!
1092
01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:45,593
Oh, snap. You remember the bet?
1093
01:03:46,184 --> 01:03:48,224
I remember that.
You remember the bet, Mike?
1094
01:03:48,317 --> 01:03:51,257
You know I remember the bet.
Do you remember the bet?
1095
01:03:53,050 --> 01:03:54,290
- Don't tell me.
- Damn.
1096
01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:55,524
- Yeah.
- Damn!
1097
01:04:00,850 --> 01:04:04,350
Saint Bernard High School.
Lots of memories here.
1098
01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:07,560
High school was
a whole different world,
1099
01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:10,930
basically with the same objective
at hand. Girls.
1100
01:04:11,850 --> 01:04:15,350
Yeah, high school was nice.
Still beautiful girls.
1101
01:04:15,450 --> 01:04:20,260
Only now, instead of just booty,
they had legs, hips and breasts.
1102
01:04:20,750 --> 01:04:22,860
And I'm a breast man.
1103
01:04:24,650 --> 01:04:26,990
Yo, how you doing?
1104
01:04:30,317 --> 01:04:31,847
What's up, my brothers?
1105
01:04:31,950 --> 01:04:33,730
Checking out some fine-assed women.
1106
01:04:33,817 --> 01:04:35,687
Oh, shit!
1107
01:04:36,284 --> 01:04:38,294
The first day of school
is always the best.
1108
01:04:38,383 --> 01:04:41,063
- First day of school, homie.
- Yeah.
1109
01:04:41,150 --> 01:04:43,220
- Go grab Alicia's booty.
- Yeah, go on.
1110
01:04:43,317 --> 01:04:44,917
It's full of possibilities.
1111
01:04:45,017 --> 01:04:47,687
And for us, that meant sex.
The wild thing.
1112
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,824
The nasty. The "mo better."
1113
01:04:49,917 --> 01:04:52,257
- I'll catch y'all later.
- What?
1114
01:04:52,350 --> 01:04:54,890
Man, leave them old
water-head girls alone.
1115
01:04:54,984 --> 01:04:56,224
Jealous man.
1116
01:04:56,317 --> 01:04:58,657
Look at your big head,
that's what's bothering me.
1117
01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,990
You need to stop calling girls
water-head, man.
1118
01:05:01,084 --> 01:05:04,094
Man, you need to shut up.
Look at that, man. Look.
1119
01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:08,990
Yeah? So?
1120
01:05:09,083 --> 01:05:11,723
So? You gonna let Eric
mack your woman?
1121
01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:17,917
- You know, he's a sucker, man.
- That's funny.
1122
01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:19,617
Hey, what's up, boys?
1123
01:05:19,717 --> 01:05:22,697
After that dance, me and Alicia talked.
1124
01:05:22,784 --> 01:05:24,324
We were a couple
for about three weeks.
1125
01:05:24,417 --> 01:05:27,017
That's standard
for junior high relationships.
1126
01:05:27,150 --> 01:05:28,930
We stayed friends, though.
1127
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,460
You know, we juniors now.
We got to buckle down.
1128
01:05:31,550 --> 01:05:34,000
Yeah, man. Ain't it a trip, though?
1129
01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:37,490
Okay, so meet me at the library
at 5:00, okay?
1130
01:05:37,683 --> 01:05:39,033
- Why?
- Yeah!
1131
01:05:39,117 --> 01:05:40,487
This is the first day of school, girl.
1132
01:05:40,584 --> 01:05:43,864
Now, you know Miss Quiano
gonna give a test the first week.
1133
01:05:44,117 --> 01:05:45,717
Oh, for real?
1134
01:05:46,917 --> 01:05:48,687
Okay, I'll meet you there.
1135
01:05:49,217 --> 01:05:53,387
- All right. I'll see you later, okay?
- Yeah, me too.
1136
01:05:55,484 --> 01:05:58,734
Damn! Man, that girl's still fine as shit!
1137
01:05:59,117 --> 01:06:01,717
You know, man,
you should've stayed with that.
1138
01:06:02,117 --> 01:06:04,457
Come on, man, that was junior high.
1139
01:06:04,550 --> 01:06:06,890
I'm on to bigger
and better things now, man.
1140
01:06:06,984 --> 01:06:08,624
Nigger, like what?
1141
01:06:09,584 --> 01:06:11,864
- Like your mama, nigger.
- My what?
1142
01:06:20,450 --> 01:06:23,730
Yeah, baby! What's up? It's on me.
1143
01:06:23,817 --> 01:06:27,197
Hell, no, nigger. You're crazy.
Look, man, it's on me, man.
1144
01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,287
Yo, Mike, spin again, man. Come on.
1145
01:06:30,383 --> 01:06:32,563
Hell, no. Man, this stuff ain't for real.
1146
01:06:32,650 --> 01:06:35,860
Yeah, man, I know what you mean.
I'm tired of not getting no coochie, man.
1147
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,790
Shit, we're juniors, man.
1148
01:06:37,884 --> 01:06:39,964
I need something real, you know?
1149
01:06:40,050 --> 01:06:43,160
I mean, man, females get
way too much power with this shit.
1150
01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:45,130
You ain't never lie.
1151
01:06:45,217 --> 01:06:48,317
- It's like they ain't giving it up, man.
- Yeah.
1152
01:06:48,417 --> 01:06:50,757
You know, I've been trying
to get at Monica for two months.
1153
01:06:50,850 --> 01:06:54,920
- Damn!
- Double damn! It's time to move on.
1154
01:06:55,017 --> 01:06:58,427
Hell, no, all right. I'm not
gonna warm up the slot machine,
1155
01:06:58,517 --> 01:07:01,157
leave, and let the next nigger
hit the jackpot!
1156
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,730
I'm close. I know it.
1157
01:07:03,817 --> 01:07:06,057
This has to be our year,
you know what I'm saying.
1158
01:07:06,150 --> 01:07:07,250
We the "head" niggers now.
1159
01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:09,060
- You know, juniors, man.
- Yeah.
1160
01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:14,860
I mean, y'all niggers on varsity now,
and I'm looking better every day.
1161
01:07:14,950 --> 01:07:15,950
What?
1162
01:07:16,050 --> 01:07:18,760
As pretty as you are,
you still ain't getting no pussy!
1163
01:07:18,850 --> 01:07:20,060
No ass!
1164
01:07:20,150 --> 01:07:22,820
Yeah? Oh, okay...
1165
01:07:22,917 --> 01:07:25,187
But I bet I'll be the first one to get some.
1166
01:07:25,284 --> 01:07:28,204
Did you not hear me?
I said I'm gonna get Monica soon.
1167
01:07:28,284 --> 01:07:31,734
All right, well, put your money
where your dick is. Both y'all.
1168
01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:34,650
Yeah, in your nostrils, nigger!
1169
01:07:35,750 --> 01:07:38,230
- You always clowning, fool.
- Yeah.
1170
01:07:38,317 --> 01:07:39,917
Yeah, 'cause y'all know
I'm gonna win this bet.
1171
01:07:40,017 --> 01:07:41,427
That's why y'all clowning.
1172
01:07:41,517 --> 01:07:44,927
For real, man.
The first one to get some pussy
1173
01:07:45,017 --> 01:07:46,687
gets five bucks.
1174
01:07:46,884 --> 01:07:50,334
- Shit. Cool.
- But so this don't go on forever,
1175
01:07:50,417 --> 01:07:54,517
if after, I don't know,
a month, no one gets none,
1176
01:07:54,850 --> 01:07:57,300
we put in an additional five bucks.
1177
01:07:58,617 --> 01:08:00,357
Shit, cool. I'm with it.
1178
01:08:01,650 --> 01:08:03,690
Okay, I'm in.
1179
01:08:03,784 --> 01:08:06,034
- Let the games begin, baby.
- You bet.
1180
01:08:09,117 --> 01:08:12,387
What's up, girl? You know,
when we gonna make this real?
1181
01:08:12,484 --> 01:08:15,404
Stop. Stop. Slim, stop!
1182
01:08:15,484 --> 01:08:18,164
Now, why you acting
like you don't wanna do it?
1183
01:08:27,217 --> 01:08:31,667
Now, I was just thinking, you know,
we could make this a physical thing.
1184
01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:33,390
What you...
1185
01:08:34,650 --> 01:08:35,790
Hello?
1186
01:08:35,884 --> 01:08:38,634
- I'm not ready.
- Not ready?
1187
01:08:38,817 --> 01:08:42,357
- How long we been going together?
- A week and a half.
1188
01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:45,760
There. What you doing?
1189
01:08:45,984 --> 01:08:48,564
I'm tired of that.
Let's do something else.
1190
01:08:48,850 --> 01:08:51,060
Like what?
1191
01:08:51,150 --> 01:08:53,630
Well, we can make love.
1192
01:08:54,084 --> 01:08:57,794
First of all, I know you don't love me,
so don't say "make love."
1193
01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,924
Well, it's sounds better than "bone,"
right?
1194
01:09:00,017 --> 01:09:02,657
You want me to let you
put that inside of me?
1195
01:09:02,750 --> 01:09:04,460
That's so nasty.
1196
01:09:07,084 --> 01:09:10,764
Yo, I'm dead serious.
I could catch blue balls or something.
1197
01:09:10,850 --> 01:09:13,330
Yo, man, my shit could just swell up
and explode, I'm telling you.
1198
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,617
Really?
1199
01:09:18,950 --> 01:09:20,830
- Yo, you remember that fool Andrew?
- Yeah.
1200
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:25,327
You ain't heard?
That nigger still ain't walking.
1201
01:09:25,517 --> 01:09:28,557
Nasty? Girl, this is natural. Suck it.
1202
01:09:28,650 --> 01:09:30,890
No. You need to back up. That's nasty.
1203
01:09:30,984 --> 01:09:33,334
Why wait
for what you could get now, baby?
1204
01:09:33,417 --> 01:09:34,947
'Cause it's in the Bible.
1205
01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:37,550
Come on, baby-
You already started on the wrong path-.
1206
01:09:37,650 --> 01:09:39,390
- Why not finish?
- What?
1207
01:09:39,484 --> 01:09:41,904
You don't think
I'm gonna give it up after one week?
1208
01:09:41,984 --> 01:09:44,834
- You must think I'm a ho!
- What? Why you fronting?
1209
01:09:45,017 --> 01:09:49,057
You let that nigger Terry bone.
I know I look better than that nigger.
1210
01:09:49,350 --> 01:09:51,590
- Oh, come on, girl.
- No.
1211
01:09:51,684 --> 01:09:54,164
Man, I'll buy you something.
What you want?
1212
01:09:58,617 --> 01:09:59,817
I won't.
1213
01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:01,257
I had a girlfriend.
1214
01:10:01,350 --> 01:10:04,590
But Alicia, Alicia was my friend,
you know?
1215
01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:08,591
We could talk to each other
about anything. Boyfriends, girlfriends.
1216
01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:11,164
- It was real cool.
- Why would you say that?
1217
01:10:11,284 --> 01:10:13,664
It was the first thing
that came to my mind.
1218
01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:15,700
Just explain to me
her reasoning, though.
1219
01:10:15,784 --> 01:10:18,394
We doing everything, everything but "it."
1220
01:10:18,784 --> 01:10:20,424
I mean, what's up?
1221
01:10:21,584 --> 01:10:24,194
You know, doing it ain't easy.
1222
01:10:25,584 --> 01:10:28,794
It's not like you just walk up to a girl
and say, "What's up, Slim?
1223
01:10:28,884 --> 01:10:31,094
"What's your name? Can we get busy?"
1224
01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:34,800
It's gotta be the right time,
right place, right person. Right?
1225
01:10:34,950 --> 01:10:38,630
- That's right. It's gotta be special.
- I heard that before.
1226
01:10:40,184 --> 01:10:43,394
- Well, hear it again.
- Whatever.
1227
01:10:43,484 --> 01:10:46,334
You need to stop trying
to trick her into doing it.
1228
01:10:46,584 --> 01:10:48,194
Hey, I ain't tricking her.
1229
01:10:48,284 --> 01:10:50,824
I don't need tricks.
My game is strong, girl.
1230
01:10:50,917 --> 01:10:52,487
You know what,
if your game was so strong,
1231
01:10:52,584 --> 01:10:54,724
then how come you ain't getting none?
1232
01:10:54,817 --> 01:10:57,757
Oh. you got jokes!
1233
01:10:57,851 --> 01:11:02,561
You see, 'cause y'all girls are fronting
like y'all don't want it as bad as we do.
1234
01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,524
That is not true.
1235
01:11:04,617 --> 01:11:06,717
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
1236
01:11:06,817 --> 01:11:09,727
You ain't got nothing to say.
Just go do your thing.
1237
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,217
You know what?
Maybe you need to find somebody
1238
01:11:13,317 --> 01:11:15,227
who wants it as bad as you do.
1239
01:11:21,384 --> 01:11:23,494
Maybe I do.
1240
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:36,857
You know what? Let's just go,
1241
01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:39,120
'cause we ain't gonna get
no studying done.
1242
01:11:39,217 --> 01:11:41,557
- Come on.
- Oh, yeah. All right.
1243
01:11:41,650 --> 01:11:43,890
You need to work on
your game, anyway.
1244
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:50,360
What are you wearing to homecoming?
1245
01:11:51,917 --> 01:11:53,827
I got this suit
from last year's basketball banquet.
1246
01:11:53,917 --> 01:11:55,087
Last year?
1247
01:11:55,184 --> 01:11:57,764
- Yeah.
- You too cheap to buy a new suit?
1248
01:11:57,850 --> 01:12:00,660
- Hey, time's are rough, okay?
- Yeah, I guess so, huh?
1249
01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:03,531
I mean, I ain't trying to spend
no more money.
1250
01:12:04,851 --> 01:12:08,771
So, you going with your boy?
What's his name? Eric?
1251
01:12:08,850 --> 01:12:12,020
Oh, you know his name.
Don't even act like that.
1252
01:12:14,584 --> 01:12:17,064
Yeah, I'm going with Eric.
1253
01:12:17,284 --> 01:12:19,964
- You're going with Kim, right?
- Monica.
1254
01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:22,960
Oh, yeah, Monica. My bad.
1255
01:12:24,184 --> 01:12:25,864
Is Eric someone special?
1256
01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:29,460
I don't know, you tell me.
You play ball with him.
1257
01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:33,564
He's cool, I guess.
If that's what you want.
1258
01:12:33,651 --> 01:12:35,491
Yeah, he's all right.
1259
01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:38,760
So what about Bonita?
Is she somebody special?
1260
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,560
Monica.
1261
01:12:41,751 --> 01:12:43,791
Mo-ni-ca!
1262
01:12:43,984 --> 01:12:45,964
- Whatever.
- My bad.
1263
01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:47,250
She's special enough.
1264
01:12:47,350 --> 01:12:50,160
I knew if I asked her to the dance,
she'd say yes.
1265
01:12:50,684 --> 01:12:52,224
That's the only reason
why you asked her,
1266
01:12:52,317 --> 01:12:54,227
'cause you knew she'd say yes?
1267
01:12:55,184 --> 01:12:56,964
Yeah.
1268
01:12:58,484 --> 01:13:00,764
So, what, are you afraid of rejection?
1269
01:13:01,584 --> 01:13:02,824
Yep.
1270
01:13:04,617 --> 01:13:06,617
See, you wouldn't know anything
about that
1271
01:13:06,717 --> 01:13:08,817
since all the brothers ask you.
1272
01:13:09,017 --> 01:13:11,047
Not all the brothers.
1273
01:13:12,617 --> 01:13:16,387
So what are you wearing to the dance?
1274
01:13:16,584 --> 01:13:19,694
I got me a little fly red dress.
1275
01:13:19,884 --> 01:13:22,264
You wanna see it? It's in the house.
1276
01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:25,290
Oh, yeah, of course.
1277
01:13:32,050 --> 01:13:33,390
Here's my room.
1278
01:13:33,484 --> 01:13:35,994
- So this is her bedroom.
- Come in and have a seat.
1279
01:13:36,084 --> 01:13:38,364
I always wanted to get up here.
1280
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:44,820
- Ready?
- Oh, yeah.
1281
01:13:46,850 --> 01:13:48,260
Here it is.
1282
01:13:50,884 --> 01:13:52,194
You like it?
1283
01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:55,224
Yeah, yeah. It's beautiful.
1284
01:13:55,717 --> 01:13:57,057
Thank you.
1285
01:13:59,450 --> 01:14:02,860
So, where's your mom and Stacey?
1286
01:14:03,584 --> 01:14:05,934
My mom's working late.
1287
01:14:06,017 --> 01:14:08,017
And Stacey, I don't know.
1288
01:14:08,117 --> 01:14:11,027
He's out running the streets again
like he always do.
1289
01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:12,597
Down, boy.
1290
01:14:13,284 --> 01:14:15,064
We're slow jamming tonight.
1291
01:14:15,151 --> 01:14:19,501
If you've got any dedications,
call 555-0165.
1292
01:14:20,050 --> 01:14:22,890
This next one goes out to Lisa
from Terence.
1293
01:14:22,984 --> 01:14:24,834
Glenita, I love you, from Rick.
1294
01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:27,417
Oh, how sweet.
1295
01:14:27,517 --> 01:14:31,897
- Here's Luther Vandross.
- Not Luther.
1296
01:14:34,684 --> 01:14:39,934
Oh, I love this.
Do you remember this song?
1297
01:14:40,417 --> 01:14:45,257
Yeah. La Tijera, 1986.
1298
01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:47,960
La Tijera, 1986.
1299
01:14:49,217 --> 01:14:50,417
See.
1300
01:14:51,784 --> 01:14:53,824
I remember when I first met you.
1301
01:14:54,617 --> 01:14:56,957
Oh, yeah. You met me with your fist.
1302
01:14:57,050 --> 01:14:59,660
Yeah, that's right, I met you with my fist.
1303
01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:02,861
- You and that stupid bet.
- Hey, that bet wasn't stupid.
1304
01:15:02,951 --> 01:15:05,451
It was stupid.
That's why you got the fist.
1305
01:15:08,450 --> 01:15:11,450
You, Slim and Roland
always betting on something.
1306
01:15:11,550 --> 01:15:15,050
Y'all probably bet on who would get
the booty first, didn't you?
1307
01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:20,890
Get the booty first?
1308
01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:22,904
Yeah, booty first.
1309
01:15:23,350 --> 01:15:24,660
Come on.
1310
01:15:25,517 --> 01:15:27,717
That's stupid.
1311
01:15:30,350 --> 01:15:32,060
Whatever.
1312
01:15:32,784 --> 01:15:35,364
You and your little nasty friends.
1313
01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:42,590
Do you remember that dance?
1314
01:15:43,617 --> 01:15:45,357
Yeah, I remember.
1315
01:15:47,584 --> 01:15:49,794
I remember you standing there,
1316
01:15:50,450 --> 01:15:52,120
just singing.
1317
01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:56,197
I just had to ask you.
1318
01:15:57,284 --> 01:16:00,624
I don't know why I did.
I was scared to death.
1319
01:16:00,617 --> 01:16:02,717
Well, I'm glad you asked me, Mike.
1320
01:16:06,217 --> 01:16:07,817
I mean, you know,
1321
01:16:08,517 --> 01:16:11,397
you dance pretty good
for a guy with two left feet.
1322
01:16:12,184 --> 01:16:14,194
Oh, really?
1323
01:16:15,150 --> 01:16:18,650
Hey, I think I improved, though. For real.
1324
01:16:19,551 --> 01:16:21,531
Hey, you wanna find out?
1325
01:16:21,817 --> 01:16:23,127
Come on.
1326
01:16:24,017 --> 01:16:26,017
- You mean you wanna dance?
- Yeah.
1327
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:28,230
- Right now?
- Right now.
1328
01:16:28,317 --> 01:16:30,987
The music's going, the mood is right.
1329
01:16:32,684 --> 01:16:34,034
Okay-
1330
01:16:44,117 --> 01:16:45,957
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
1331
01:16:50,850 --> 01:16:53,300
This is how they do it in North Carolina-.
1332
01:17:11,884 --> 01:17:13,964
You know, I still love this pad.
1333
01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:11,164
Oh, my god!
Is this really about to happen?
1334
01:18:14,617 --> 01:18:16,757
Oh, shit! If is.
1335
01:18:17,717 --> 01:18:21,997
- You got protection, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's here.
1336
01:18:22,350 --> 01:18:24,160
Yeah, I had protection.
1337
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:25,750
Some condom I got from Slim
1338
01:18:25,851 --> 01:18:29,061
that's been in my wallet for six months,
but work with me!
1339
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:35,251
I'll be right back.
1340
01:18:35,651 --> 01:18:36,821
Okay-
1341
01:19:07,084 --> 01:19:09,194
You okay, Mike?
1342
01:19:11,017 --> 01:19:12,827
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's cool.
1343
01:19:27,251 --> 01:19:29,701
Is it supposed to look like that?
1344
01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:34,724
Yeah! Yeah.
1345
01:19:36,350 --> 01:19:38,990
- I guess.
- All right.
1346
01:19:39,084 --> 01:19:42,404
You're listening to KJLH, Inglewood.
1347
01:19:58,117 --> 01:20:01,787
Go slow, all right? I mean it.
If you hull me, I'm...
1348
01:20:01,984 --> 01:20:03,764
The fist.
1349
01:20:04,084 --> 01:20:06,864
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
1350
01:20:10,884 --> 01:20:14,134
- What're you doing?
- What you think?
1351
01:20:14,217 --> 01:20:16,027
Not there!
1352
01:20:17,084 --> 01:20:18,894
Oh, I'm sorry.
1353
01:20:25,017 --> 01:20:26,427
Ouch.
1354
01:20:29,184 --> 01:20:32,134
Wait a minute.
Maybe you should back up a little bit.
1355
01:20:32,984 --> 01:20:34,694
Come on, girl.
1356
01:20:39,351 --> 01:20:40,831
Okay-
1357
01:20:48,450 --> 01:20:49,720
Ouch.
1358
01:20:51,584 --> 01:20:53,124
Oh, shit.
1359
01:20:57,317 --> 01:20:58,487
It broke.
1360
01:20:58,584 --> 01:21:00,594
So go get another one.
1361
01:21:01,151 --> 01:21:04,031
- Come on. We don't need one, do we?
- Yes, we do.
1362
01:21:04,684 --> 01:21:07,434
Damn! That was my last one.
1363
01:21:08,584 --> 01:21:11,264
Well, you can go down the hall
to Stacey's room.
1364
01:21:11,384 --> 01:21:13,694
I know he keeps them in his top drawer.
1365
01:21:15,784 --> 01:21:17,134
I ain't going into his room.
1366
01:21:17,217 --> 01:21:20,757
Look, it's only down the hall.
Are you trying to do this or what?
1367
01:21:23,484 --> 01:21:26,864
Damn! I can't believe this.
1368
01:21:30,084 --> 01:21:33,504
Damn. I can't believe I gotta do this shit.
1369
01:21:54,717 --> 01:21:56,357
Oh, baby.
1370
01:22:00,117 --> 01:22:02,957
Here we go. Fuck!
1371
01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:06,834
Oh, baby.
1372
01:22:09,184 --> 01:22:11,604
Oh, my God. Mike.
1373
01:22:22,317 --> 01:22:25,757
Oh, come on, come on.
She said the top drawer.
1374
01:22:26,417 --> 01:22:28,117
Where is it?
1375
01:22:53,084 --> 01:22:55,004
- Baby.
- Chill out.
1376
01:22:55,084 --> 01:22:56,294
Hurry HP!
1377
01:22:59,884 --> 01:23:01,304
Hurry.
1378
01:23:05,184 --> 01:23:07,224
The things men do for sex.
1379
01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,360
I was stuck in Stacey's room
with no way out.
1380
01:23:10,451 --> 01:23:13,591
And he was getting lucky while I was
stuck with dirty drawers in my face.
1381
01:23:13,684 --> 01:23:15,604
What happened to your rubbers?
1382
01:23:16,217 --> 01:23:17,357
What you talking about?
1383
01:23:17,451 --> 01:23:20,861
You had four rubbers. I counted.
1384
01:23:21,450 --> 01:23:23,190
Now one's gone.
1385
01:23:23,384 --> 01:23:26,524
- I don't what you talking about, baby.
- Who is she?
1386
01:23:26,717 --> 01:23:28,787
- Who is who?
- The ho you fucking, that's who.
1387
01:23:28,884 --> 01:23:32,024
- I ain't fucking no ho but you.
- Don't call me no ho!
1388
01:23:32,584 --> 01:23:34,504
- Take me home!
- No, look, baby...
1389
01:23:34,584 --> 01:23:37,934
- Shut up and take me home.
- No, I was just playing.
1390
01:23:38,017 --> 01:23:40,497
- Fuck.
- Take me home now.
1391
01:23:40,584 --> 01:23:42,034
Baby, I was just playing!
1392
01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,097
Hold up, mama.
1393
01:23:49,350 --> 01:23:50,950
What happened?
1394
01:23:51,151 --> 01:23:52,491
Nothing.
1395
01:23:53,350 --> 01:23:56,730
Nothing. I got it. It all worked out.
1396
01:24:01,150 --> 01:24:05,100
I guess that means
this was meant to be, huh?
1397
01:24:08,717 --> 01:24:10,697
Yeah, I guess so.
1398
01:24:37,984 --> 01:24:40,024
I can't believe this.
1399
01:24:40,451 --> 01:24:42,991
I'm actually having sex, and with Alicia.
1400
01:24:43,084 --> 01:24:45,064
This cannot be real.
1401
01:24:45,917 --> 01:24:47,687
Oh, yeah, it's real.
1402
01:24:48,184 --> 01:24:49,894
Real good.
1403
01:24:53,051 --> 01:24:55,031
Oh, shit.
1404
01:25:24,784 --> 01:25:26,594
So, that's it?
1405
01:25:28,884 --> 01:25:30,924
Yup. Yeah.
1406
01:25:31,817 --> 01:25:33,417
That's it.
1407
01:25:46,517 --> 01:25:48,997
So, what's gonna happen now?
1408
01:25:51,350 --> 01:25:53,130
I don't know. What?
1409
01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:56,117
Well...
1410
01:25:57,817 --> 01:26:00,157
What about me and you?
1411
01:26:02,817 --> 01:26:05,527
Me and you sounds good.
1412
01:26:06,851 --> 01:26:08,661
But what about homecoming?
1413
01:26:11,684 --> 01:26:14,824
I guess you just gonna
have to buy you a new suit.
1414
01:26:16,284 --> 01:26:18,034
So, I won the bet.
1415
01:26:18,450 --> 01:26:21,260
But I didn't feel right, you know?
I mean, betting.
1416
01:26:21,351 --> 01:26:23,421
This was Alicia, you know?
1417
01:26:23,584 --> 01:26:26,934
She was worth more to me
than some money and bragging rights.
1418
01:26:27,351 --> 01:26:31,421
So, I didn't tell Slim and Roland
anything until after one of them won.
1419
01:26:32,251 --> 01:26:37,101
Man, I never in a million years
thought that...
1420
01:26:38,817 --> 01:26:41,817
That I would meet Miss Right,
you know what I'm saying?
1421
01:26:42,717 --> 01:26:45,387
When I asked her, Lisa,
1422
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:50,887
I kept on thinking
of all the things I'd be gaining.
1423
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,857
But...
1424
01:26:55,184 --> 01:26:58,504
I never took the time
to think of all the things I'd be losing.
1425
01:26:58,584 --> 01:27:00,434
Look, we ain't going nowhere.
1426
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,930
Don't give up the best thing
that ever happened to you, Ro,
1427
01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,757
because you're scared.
1428
01:27:10,451 --> 01:27:12,191
You're right, man.
1429
01:27:16,084 --> 01:27:17,724
You're right.
1430
01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:20,487
So what are you saying?
1431
01:27:23,150 --> 01:27:24,750
I'm saying I'm ready to marry Lisa.
1432
01:27:24,850 --> 01:27:26,920
Yes! Yes! About fucking time.
1433
01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:32,260
So let me ask you something, man.
1434
01:27:32,450 --> 01:27:36,300
Are you absolutely...
You're sure on this, right?
1435
01:27:37,184 --> 01:27:39,964
Yeah, man. I just said yeah.
1436
01:27:46,217 --> 01:27:47,557
Yes.
1437
01:27:49,617 --> 01:27:51,787
Shit, that's good enough for me.
Let's go.
1438
01:27:52,950 --> 01:27:56,060
- By the way, when we see Lisa...
- Where the hell have y'all been?
1439
01:27:56,150 --> 01:27:58,320
- Hey, hey. Calm down.
- What's wrong with you?
1440
01:27:58,417 --> 01:28:00,727
- I tell you Slim had...
- A car trouble?
1441
01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:02,797
Boy, don't make me get crazy.
1442
01:28:02,884 --> 01:28:05,064
Did you really think
that story was gonna hold up?
1443
01:28:05,150 --> 01:28:07,360
Oh, no, Mike. And you a writer?
1444
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:08,950
Would you believe this story
if you saw it?
1445
01:28:09,051 --> 01:28:11,221
And did you know how much money
Lisa's parents and we spent
1446
01:28:11,317 --> 01:28:12,847
-on this wedding?
- Yeah!
1447
01:28:12,951 --> 01:28:14,431
Wait a minute, time out now.
1448
01:28:14,517 --> 01:28:17,557
Why y'all getting on me
and I ain't the one getting married?
1449
01:28:17,651 --> 01:28:18,631
Good point.
1450
01:28:18,717 --> 01:28:22,287
'Cause if I had to look at him, Mike,
I don't know what I'd do.
1451
01:28:23,450 --> 01:28:24,660
Come on!
1452
01:28:24,750 --> 01:28:27,530
And you better stay.
Get your worthless...
1453
01:28:29,184 --> 01:28:31,764
- Get in there.
- Why do I gotta go...
1454
01:28:33,651 --> 01:28:34,861
Damn.
1455
01:28:37,217 --> 01:28:40,357
Hell, if he doesn't wanna do this,
I'm not gonna force him.
1456
01:28:40,451 --> 01:28:42,161
Call it off, then.
1457
01:28:52,017 --> 01:28:55,327
Y'all must think I'm stupid like one
of those Thelma and Louise bitches!
1458
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:57,327
- No.
- Car broke down?
1459
01:28:57,417 --> 01:28:58,897
Tell that fool, he could at least face me
1460
01:28:58,984 --> 01:29:00,094
-like a man.
- But...
1461
01:29:00,184 --> 01:29:02,134
I'm not gonna cry. I'm not!
1462
01:29:02,217 --> 01:29:03,987
I spent too much time
on this damn makeup.
1463
01:29:04,084 --> 01:29:06,564
- Lisa, just stay calm, okay?
- I am calm.
1464
01:29:09,550 --> 01:29:12,460
- Then why are you yelling?
- I'm not yelling!
1465
01:29:13,051 --> 01:29:14,791
You know what?
I'm gonna go get Ro, okay?
1466
01:29:14,884 --> 01:29:19,134
'Cause, obviously, y'all got some things
you need to talk about alone.
1467
01:29:19,850 --> 01:29:20,890
No.
1468
01:29:22,251 --> 01:29:24,251
It's bad luck to see him.
1469
01:29:25,417 --> 01:29:28,127
Bad luck?
I thought you wanted to call it off.
1470
01:29:28,651 --> 01:29:30,721
Mike, look at me.
1471
01:29:31,651 --> 01:29:34,931
Would I be standing here in this dress
if I didn't want to marry him?
1472
01:29:35,017 --> 01:29:37,327
But I'm not going to, if he has doubts.
1473
01:29:38,850 --> 01:29:41,020
Lisa, it's Daddy.
1474
01:29:41,117 --> 01:29:44,257
I got Roland out here,
and he has something to say.
1475
01:29:45,184 --> 01:29:46,794
Lisa!
1476
01:29:46,884 --> 01:29:49,194
Lisa, baby, I'm sorry.
1477
01:29:49,284 --> 01:29:51,464
Lisa, I love you!
1478
01:29:51,784 --> 01:29:55,394
Lisa. Lisa!
I love you and want to marry you.
1479
01:29:55,484 --> 01:29:59,094
- Go away, Roland.
- Come on, girl. Lili.
1480
01:30:03,017 --> 01:30:04,827
Lisa, I...
1481
01:30:05,617 --> 01:30:07,557
What's wrong with you, man?
Get out of here.
1482
01:30:07,650 --> 01:30:09,060
Mike, I need to see her. Please.
1483
01:30:09,151 --> 01:30:13,031
She does not want to see you, okay?
It's bad luck.
1484
01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:16,187
- So she still wants to get married?
- I don't know, all right?
1485
01:30:16,284 --> 01:30:17,264
Let me handle this.
1486
01:30:17,350 --> 01:30:19,730
All right, you handle it.
Mike, just a second.
1487
01:30:19,817 --> 01:30:22,317
Give her this. Give her this.
1488
01:30:24,050 --> 01:30:25,460
Yeah.
1489
01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:28,360
Yo, Mike, hold up.
Let me come in there.
1490
01:30:28,450 --> 01:30:30,690
- Mr. Davis, excuse me.
- What you want, man?
1491
01:30:30,784 --> 01:30:33,794
- I could just...
- Hey, hey, man, don't... Hey...
1492
01:30:34,417 --> 01:30:36,157
I'll be cool, Mike.
1493
01:30:36,251 --> 01:30:39,291
- Now's not the time, man.
- I'll be cool, Mike.
1494
01:30:40,884 --> 01:30:42,664
- I'll be cool.
- Come on.
1495
01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:45,750
- Hook me up. Please, hook me up.
- I got you, I got you.
1496
01:30:48,550 --> 01:30:50,860
So what's up? You spill something
on your dress or something?
1497
01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,160
Come on, girl. We got people waiting.
1498
01:30:52,251 --> 01:30:54,031
- What?
- Shut up, Slim.
1499
01:30:54,117 --> 01:30:55,387
Why I gotta shut up?
1500
01:30:55,484 --> 01:30:58,294
'Cause you probably said some shit
to him to get him not to do this!
1501
01:30:58,384 --> 01:31:02,064
Girl, please, y'all perfect
for each other 'cause you're both nuts.
1502
01:31:02,150 --> 01:31:05,030
- Will you shut up?
- What do you mean, shut up?
1503
01:31:05,117 --> 01:31:07,147
Look, I'm telling you... Nigger, shut up!
1504
01:31:07,251 --> 01:31:09,361
Lisa, would you please listen
to the man?
1505
01:31:09,450 --> 01:31:11,360
He wants to marry you.
He loves you. I swear.
1506
01:31:11,451 --> 01:31:13,331
Then Why'd he do this?
1507
01:31:13,917 --> 01:31:15,327
He's scared.
1508
01:31:16,151 --> 01:31:19,531
No, listen to me, listen to me.
I've known this man 13 years of my life.
1509
01:31:19,617 --> 01:31:21,617
And I've never seen him look at nobody
the way he looks at you.
1510
01:31:21,717 --> 01:31:25,357
I've never heard him talk about anybody
the way he talks about you.
1511
01:31:27,784 --> 01:31:28,854
Look.
1512
01:31:31,817 --> 01:31:34,297
He wanted me to give that to you.
1513
01:31:35,917 --> 01:31:37,517
Remember that?
1514
01:31:39,451 --> 01:31:41,761
I didn't know he still had this.
1515
01:31:43,484 --> 01:31:45,364
It was hot as hell
that day at the concert-.
1516
01:31:45,450 --> 01:31:46,720
Hell, yeah.
1517
01:31:46,817 --> 01:31:49,227
Ro and Slim
both looking at you, drooling.
1518
01:31:49,317 --> 01:31:52,197
Nobody drooling... I was drooling.
1519
01:31:52,284 --> 01:31:55,094
Slim was the only one man enough
to come over and say something.
1520
01:31:55,184 --> 01:31:56,824
But what did he say?
1521
01:31:56,917 --> 01:32:00,627
- He introduced me to Roland.
- Think about that.
1522
01:32:00,717 --> 01:32:04,357
That could be Slim out there
crying at the door.
1523
01:32:06,217 --> 01:32:07,917
Y'all got jokes.
1524
01:32:14,884 --> 01:32:17,334
I'm glad he's got you guys for friends.
1525
01:32:17,417 --> 01:32:19,287
Give me some sugar too.
1526
01:32:20,517 --> 01:32:22,117
Come on now, Lisa!
1527
01:32:22,217 --> 01:32:25,557
Please take this man
out of his misery before I have to.
1528
01:32:25,650 --> 01:32:27,630
Tell him to stop whining.
1529
01:32:28,450 --> 01:32:30,930
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
1530
01:32:35,951 --> 01:32:38,331
- Oh, honey.
- Fix my makeup.
1531
01:32:52,217 --> 01:32:53,287
Punk.
1532
01:32:57,051 --> 01:32:58,551
Oh, it's on.
1533
01:33:04,984 --> 01:33:06,624
You clean it up?
1534
01:33:09,251 --> 01:33:10,791
It's all right.
1535
01:33:27,284 --> 01:33:29,994
Yo, nigger, hurry up before
the Reverend changes his mind!
1536
01:33:30,084 --> 01:33:31,194
All right, man.
1537
01:34:13,517 --> 01:34:16,857
What a wonderful and joyous occasion
1538
01:34:16,950 --> 01:34:21,160
as these two individuals
come together as one.
1539
01:34:22,851 --> 01:34:27,431
Who amongst us
would give this woman to this man?
1540
01:34:27,517 --> 01:34:28,657
I do.
1541
01:34:34,417 --> 01:34:37,397
She's my girl. You mess up,
I'm gonna have to...
1542
01:34:49,751 --> 01:34:51,991
May we have the rings, please?
1543
01:34:54,284 --> 01:34:57,534
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1544
01:34:57,617 --> 01:34:59,687
You may kiss the bride.
1545
01:35:09,450 --> 01:35:13,060
I never thought I'd see the day
Roland would get married.
1546
01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:15,420
But I'm glad to see things change.
1547
01:35:16,017 --> 01:35:17,187
Yo, Ro!
1548
01:35:19,417 --> 01:35:21,687
What's up, man?
What the hell you doing out here?
1549
01:35:21,784 --> 01:35:24,034
You scared the hell out of me, man.
1550
01:35:24,117 --> 01:35:28,117
I'm trying to hide
from Tanya's ass, man.
1551
01:35:28,217 --> 01:35:30,287
She talk too damn much.
1552
01:35:31,184 --> 01:35:33,264
Whatever, man.
We need to go back up in there
1553
01:35:33,350 --> 01:35:36,060
before Alicia come out here
and beat that ass again.
1554
01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:38,130
- What?
- Hell, yeah, baby.
1555
01:35:38,217 --> 01:35:40,197
- You better run back up in there.
- Whatever, man.
1556
01:35:40,284 --> 01:35:41,734
I don't know why you laughing, Ro.
1557
01:35:41,817 --> 01:35:44,347
Tanya had you running
around like the Lakers, baby.
1558
01:35:44,450 --> 01:35:45,720
Running good, like,
1559
01:35:45,817 --> 01:35:49,057
"Ro, can I have something to drink,
please?" "Okay, Tanya."
1560
01:35:49,984 --> 01:35:51,194
Yeah, very funny.
1561
01:35:51,284 --> 01:35:54,734
What y'all needs to be doing
is taking some notes from Roland!
1562
01:35:54,817 --> 01:35:55,917
Y'all ain't gonna be saying that
1563
01:35:56,017 --> 01:35:58,287
when I'm putting them moves
on her tonight and I'll win the bet.
1564
01:35:58,384 --> 01:35:59,394
Oh, nigger, what?
1565
01:35:59,484 --> 01:36:01,764
- I'm gonna win the bet.
- Let me explain something to you.
1566
01:36:01,851 --> 01:36:04,491
Tanya ain't giving up shit.
1567
01:36:04,584 --> 01:36:06,154
And you still on lockdown, man.
1568
01:36:06,250 --> 01:36:07,660
Oh, I'm on lockdown?
1569
01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:10,630
Well, if I'm on lockdown,
what y'all doing out here with me?
1570
01:36:10,717 --> 01:36:12,787
We just came out here
looking for you, man.
1571
01:36:12,884 --> 01:36:15,564
- Yeah, I'm with him.
- Oh, you with him?
1572
01:36:20,217 --> 01:36:23,027
- Yeah, you got me, man. Whatever.
- I always get you, man!
1573
01:36:23,117 --> 01:36:26,357
No, man, I just don't see it like natural,
man, you know?
1574
01:36:26,450 --> 01:36:28,400
To be with one girl? That just ain't me.
1575
01:36:28,484 --> 01:36:30,234
Man, you damn right, man!
1576
01:36:30,317 --> 01:36:33,227
This is what I've been trying
to tell Mr. Faithful over here. He don't...
1577
01:36:33,317 --> 01:36:37,627
Wait a minute. What if she the shit,
like Janet Jackson fine?
1578
01:36:37,717 --> 01:36:40,027
But, yo, man,
it don't matter to me how fine a girl is.
1579
01:36:40,117 --> 01:36:43,257
Ain't no woman gonna put no leash
around my neck.
1580
01:36:43,350 --> 01:36:46,730
Shit! I can't even button my shirt
to the top without getting nervous.
1581
01:36:46,817 --> 01:36:48,727
See, I'm just trying to kick it, you know?
1582
01:36:48,817 --> 01:36:51,087
Hey, this is how I see it.
1583
01:36:51,184 --> 01:36:53,034
We should play this game for life.
1584
01:36:53,117 --> 01:36:54,557
What game?
1585
01:36:56,117 --> 01:36:57,557
Masking-.
1586
01:36:59,050 --> 01:37:01,120
- Hanging.
- Yeah, yeah, I like that.
1587
01:37:01,217 --> 01:37:03,597
- Macking. Hanging.
- Macking. Hanging.
1588
01:37:04,284 --> 01:37:07,094
- Macking. Hanging.
- Macking. Hanging.
1589
01:37:07,351 --> 01:37:09,961
- Macking. Hanging.
- Macking. Hanging.
1590
01:37:10,284 --> 01:37:13,864
Hey, hold up, hold up.
Ain't that Nicole right there?
1591
01:37:13,951 --> 01:37:15,021
Oh, yeah.
1592
01:37:15,117 --> 01:37:17,317
Man, I'd recognize them legs anywhere!
1593
01:37:17,417 --> 01:37:21,017
Yo, Ro, come on, man.
Run me a little interference real quick.
1594
01:37:21,317 --> 01:37:23,257
- All right, come on.
- That's my boy!
1595
01:37:23,351 --> 01:37:24,391
Hey, yo, man, why don't you go inside?
1596
01:37:24,484 --> 01:37:25,994
Hey, what did we know?
1597
01:37:26,084 --> 01:37:29,194
All that mattered in life were your boys,
the team.
1598
01:37:29,284 --> 01:37:30,594
- There you are!
- You never think anything
1599
01:37:30,684 --> 01:37:31,694
could be more important.
1600
01:37:31,784 --> 01:37:34,394
I thought
I was gonna have to dance with Eric.
1601
01:37:34,517 --> 01:37:36,547
That was funny, girl.
1602
01:37:36,650 --> 01:37:38,630
So, where your boys at?
1603
01:37:40,384 --> 01:37:43,524
I don't know. Come on, let's go inside.
1604
01:37:43,617 --> 01:37:45,997
Oh, wait a minute.
Let me fix you up here.
1605
01:37:46,084 --> 01:37:48,964
And you hold on to that feeling
for a long time
1606
01:37:49,050 --> 01:37:50,720
until you meet that one.
1607
01:37:51,017 --> 01:37:52,217
It happened to Ro.
1608
01:37:52,317 --> 01:37:55,157
I suppose one day, it'll happen to Slim.
1609
01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:56,520
But me?
1610
01:37:57,150 --> 01:38:00,620
Well, I was a goner that first day
she walked into my classroom.
1611
01:38:01,051 --> 01:38:03,461
Excuse me.
May I have this dance, madam?
1612
01:38:03,550 --> 01:38:05,290
Yes, you may.
1613
01:38:11,050 --> 01:38:14,190
So tell me how life is in the Big Apple.
1614
01:38:14,284 --> 01:38:17,164
Life in the Big Apple is cold.
1615
01:38:18,417 --> 01:38:20,227
I still haven't gotten used to it.
1616
01:38:20,317 --> 01:38:23,157
You finally made it back
to Inglewood, huh?
1617
01:38:23,651 --> 01:38:24,991
Yeah.
1618
01:38:25,617 --> 01:38:29,257
The wedding gave me a good reason
to come back and see an old friend.
1619
01:38:29,350 --> 01:38:33,560
- An old friend.
- I haven't seen Roland in years.
1620
01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:36,960
You came all the way out here
to see Roland?
1621
01:38:37,050 --> 01:38:38,290
And Slim too.
1622
01:38:38,384 --> 01:38:40,194
Slim's shaggy ass?
1623
01:38:43,484 --> 01:38:45,524
But you're dancing with me.
1624
01:39:03,284 --> 01:39:05,424
So how cold is it back East?
1625
01:39:49,417 --> 01:39:50,917
Back off, man!
1626
01:39:54,750 --> 01:39:57,730
All right, let's start this off.
Let's bring this on.
1627
01:40:01,017 --> 01:40:02,457
You got the good sound!
1628
01:40:02,550 --> 01:40:06,000
All right, look.
This is the best man's toast.
1629
01:40:06,084 --> 01:40:07,364
Get on up here, boy.
1630
01:40:07,451 --> 01:40:12,631
All right, before we get started,
I have some bad news-.
1631
01:40:12,717 --> 01:40:15,757
Reverend Parker
was arrested out front for fraud
1632
01:40:16,417 --> 01:40:18,897
for impersonating a minister.
1633
01:40:20,017 --> 01:40:23,087
So, we're gonna have to do this
all again next weekend, people, so.
1634
01:40:23,184 --> 01:40:24,294
Word.
1635
01:40:24,384 --> 01:40:28,994
I... I love you guys, and I'm gonna
turn this over to Mike. How's that?
1636
01:40:31,317 --> 01:40:33,417
Big Mike's in the house!
1637
01:40:34,084 --> 01:40:37,194
Oh, man.
I guess since we are the best men,
1638
01:40:37,284 --> 01:40:39,634
-we gotta say something, right?
- You got to say something.
1639
01:40:39,717 --> 01:40:41,127
Well,
1640
01:40:43,484 --> 01:40:47,634
we all did a lot of things
to get prepared for today.
1641
01:40:47,717 --> 01:40:50,817
And me, myself, I did a lot of thinking,
1642
01:40:53,851 --> 01:40:57,061
and I came to a funny conclusion.
1643
01:40:58,317 --> 01:41:01,357
I realized how selfish I was.
1644
01:41:01,450 --> 01:41:06,370
'Cause I felt
like I was losing a very dear friend.
1645
01:41:07,917 --> 01:41:10,587
I know that may not sound
like the right thing to say,
1646
01:41:10,683 --> 01:41:14,063
but I moved around a lot
when I was little.
1647
01:41:14,617 --> 01:41:19,727
I never knew what it was like
to have any real true friends
1648
01:41:19,817 --> 01:41:24,697
until I met Roland and Levinio.
1649
01:41:25,784 --> 01:41:27,394
You need to stop.
1650
01:41:28,284 --> 01:41:32,764
So today, I'm... I'm a bit upset,
1651
01:41:32,851 --> 01:41:35,261
but I'm also very, very happy
1652
01:41:35,351 --> 01:41:38,991
and very extremely proud of you, man.
1653
01:41:39,684 --> 01:41:43,464
I would like to ask God
to bless Roland and Lisa
1654
01:41:43,550 --> 01:41:48,020
as they enter
a beautiful new life together.
1655
01:41:48,117 --> 01:41:49,097
Yes.
1656
01:41:49,184 --> 01:41:51,994
Lisa, if the boy get out of control,
Slim got a headlock for him.
1657
01:41:52,084 --> 01:41:54,594
- Nah!
- We ain't laughing.
1658
01:41:56,517 --> 01:41:59,157
But to our parents,
you know we love you all.
1659
01:41:59,251 --> 01:42:01,751
And thanks for all the love,
1660
01:42:03,250 --> 01:42:05,820
and to the two boys,
1661
01:42:05,917 --> 01:42:09,987
the two grown men
who mean the most to me, you know.
1662
01:42:10,084 --> 01:42:13,094
I'm never gonna forget the times
that we had.
1663
01:42:14,417 --> 01:42:16,617
I look forward to the future.
1664
01:42:17,317 --> 01:42:19,347
And I love you all, man.
1665
01:42:19,450 --> 01:42:22,260
- Y'all are my brothers.
- You too.
1666
01:42:24,084 --> 01:42:25,594
So.
1667
01:42:26,884 --> 01:42:30,634
Let's do this one for the Wood,
to where it all started.
1668
01:42:30,717 --> 01:42:32,217
To the Wood!
1669
01:42:32,317 --> 01:42:33,847
- Here! Here!
- Here! Here!
1670
01:42:33,950 --> 01:42:35,220
Right.
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