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[theme music]

[horn honking]

[whistling]

[tires screeching]

[siren wailing]

[whistling]

vroom

screech

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screech

vroom

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bang

thud

slam

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It's still light out, Barney.

If we hurry, we can get an hour in on the driving range.

Right, Fred. I'll ask Betty if I can go.

What do you mean "ask her"? Tell her.

'I'll meet you out here in five minutes.'

- Okay, Fred. - Hey, Wilma.

Get my golf clubs ready, me and Barney are gonna hit

'a bucket of balls before dinner.'

[whining]

[barking]

(Wilma) 'Oh, alright, Dino.'

'I'll open the door for you.'

Go ahead. Say hello to daddy.

[barking]

slam

[laughing]

Fooled you that time, Dino.

bang

crash

[barking]

Wilma, Wilma! Do something!

Alright, Dino. Daddy loves you, too.

Let him get up now.

[giggles]

(Fred) There, eh, bowling ball, tennis racket..

Alright. Alright, Wilma. Where are they?

- Where's what, Fred? - 'My golf clubs, that's what.'

They're exactly where you dropped them

last time you played golf.

Under the dining room table.

Oh. Uh, thanks.

Fred, I just realized why I married you.

- 'Yeah? Why, honey?' - You're so thoughtful.

You wouldn't dream of interrupting me

when you come home from work by kissing me

or saying hello.

Now, what's bugging you?

Look, Wilma, if you had a hard day at the Laundromat

don't take it out on me.

Oh, please forgive me.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Okay. But watch it. I'll be back in an hour.

Goody! That'll give me just enough time to scrub the floor

and dust the furniture while I keep your dinner warm.

Sounds like a good idea, Wilma.

One more thing, darling.

Wilma, it's getting dark. What do you want?

Would you like your dinner served

in front of the TV when you get back?

Okay, that way I can listen to the news while I eat

instead of reading the paper.

Wonderful!

Now, I have one final thing to say, Fred.

Oh, come on, Wilma. Come on.

You can't drive golf balls in the dark. What is it?

One of these days, Fred Flintstone

you're gonna come home from work and yell, "Wilma!"

but Wilma won't hear you because Wilma won't be here.

I know what's wrong.

You're irritated because you had an argument with the butcher.

- Right? - Wrong.

'Well, then the grocery boy, right?'

- Wrong. - Well, oh, look..

We will talk about it when I get back.

Really, Fred?

You mean, we'll sit around after dinner

and talk like we used to when we were first married?

Ooh, that argument with the butcher

must've made you lose your memory, Wilma.

You know tonight's the semifinals

in the bowling tournament.

Oh, I give up.

Women, sheesh!

- Let me have a ball, Barney. - Sure, Fred. Here you are.

Now, uh, how do these automatic things work?

Oh, you just step on that lever by your foot, Fred

and the tee will, uh, pop up.

You mean like this?

boing

Hey, that's pretty good, Barney.

'Beats puttin' a new tee in the ground all the time.'

poink

'Fore!'

whoosh

Boy, what a shot! Let's see you top that one, Barney.

(Barney) 'Okay, pal.'

'Keep your eye on the ball, Freddy boy.'

Well, it's a living, ain't it?

Not bad, Barney.

If you bowl like that, you'll have the old arm

in shape for bowling tonight.

Oh, I ain't going tonight, Fred.

I'm staying home with Betty.

What's the matter, she sick or something?

Oh, no, Fred. I, uh, just been going out too much lately.

I think you ought to stay home too, Fred.

You mean give up my bowling night?

You must be the one that's sick.

Well, Betty told me that Wilma

is very upset with you, Fred.

Upset with me? What for?

I've been so busy every night I hardly even talk to her.

Maybe that's why she's upset, Fred.

Uh, you take her too much for granted.

Uh, well, maybe I have been neglecting her a little lately.

But I'll straighten it out when I get home.

Attaboy, Fred. Oh, she'll feel better.

Yeah, yeah, I'll, uh, pay her a few compliments

flatter her a bit, tell her the usual things

a wife likes to hear.

Oh, what's that, Fred?

Oh, you know, how great she cooks

how nice she cleans the house. Stuff like that.

Uh, I don't think it'll work, Fred.

'Are you kiddin'?'

All wives love to hear

their husbands tell them how hard

she works around the house.

Hey, we better get going, I gotta be

at the bowling alley in an hour.

Hey, Fred, uh, I've been thinking.

- Yeah? - I've been thinking, Fred.

Uh, Wilma's mad at you

because you don't take her any place anymore.

Barney, I'd be glad to take her places

but she don't like bowlin'.

- She can't play golf. - 'Yeah.'

And you know the fellas don't allow

women in the P Knuckle game.

Well, uh, how about taking her

some place, uh, she'd like to go, Fred?

'Huh?'

Wilma's always telling Betty

what a wonderful time she had at Rock Mountain Inn

where you once took her.

I had to take her there, it was our honeymoon.

Okay, okay, Fred, uh, I was just suggestin'.

Hey, I got an idea.

Got a great idea.

Yeah, Fred. What?

I could take her there on a second honeymoon.

'Ooh, now you're talking, Fred. She'll love that.'

Yeah, yeah. We'll go this weekend.

I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

When you get an idea, you don't waste any time.

You know, Barney, there's one thing

I'll always remember about our honeymoon.

Uh, what's that, Fred?

[sighs]

The great fishin' they had at the Rock Mountain Inn.

[laughing]

I tell you, Betty, I just didn't believe it

until I heard him call for reservations.

[chuckles] Yeah.

And wasn't it sweet of Fred

to talk Barney into taking me, too?

Hmm, the old dear

I'll never doubt Fred's love again.

After all, how many husbands are romantic enough

'to take their wives on a second honeymoon?'

Oh, gee, Fred.

I feel kinda funny going along on your honeymoon.

Oh, why should you, Barney boy?

After all, you're my best friend.

- Yeah. - And besides..

Wilma and Betty will have a ball together

while we go fishing.

[instrumental music]

Well, there it is, Wilma. The old Rock Mountain Inn.

Hasn't changed a bit, has it?

[giggling] Ah, I wonder if the desk clerk will remember us?

After 15 years, nah.

Well, it's you again.

So, how do you do, Mrs. Flintstone?

You look exactly like you did, eh

about 15 years ago, wasn't it?

[giggling] That's right.

And thank you for the compliment.

Yes, yeah, but who's the fat guy with you?

- I don't remember him. - Fat guy? Why, you..

I'm Fred Flintstone, her husband.

Indeed. My, my..

Well, Mr. Flintstone, you look like

you've been living off the, uh

[laughing]

...fat of the land for 15 years.

One more crack like that

and you'll be livin' with a fat lip.

Now, let's cut out the comedy and show us to our rooms.

Eh, you've made reservations, of course?

Of course.

Mr. and Mrs. Flintstone and Mr. and Mrs. Rubble.

Eh, Flintstone and Rubble. Oh, yes.

And are you lucky.

You got the last two cottages in the place.

The last two? You only got two cottages.

Yes...how about that?

I don't know what it is, Fred

but there seems to be something missing.

- There's the same tree. - Yep.

I carved our initials into it.

And there's the same garden.

I picked your first bouquet from there.

(Wilma) 'And you had to pay a fine for picking the flowers.'

[Fred and Wilma laughing]

Everything looks the same.

- It just doesn't feel the same. - It feels the same to me.

The only thing that's different from the last time

is that we stopped at the Justice of the Peace first

to get married.

That's it. That's what's missing.

Fred, why don't we get married again?

Ah, that would be so romantic.

Yeah, kinda sentimental like.

screech

Now, just a cotton-pickin' minute.

A second honeymoon is okay

but a second marriage ceremony

is absolutely, positively out

and that's final.

"Justice of The Peace And Coffee Shop."

"Second ceremony and second cup free."

Coffee must be to keep you awake during the ceremony.

[laughing]

That's right, the second ceremony is free.

But that's providing, you have the reception here.

Never mind, I'll pay the two bucks.

- Let's get it over with. - 'Oh, what's the name, please?'

Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Flintstone, Flintstone.

Oh, yes, here we are.

Say...were you married

the first time by Judge Wedrock?

Yeah. Is he in?

I'll say he's in, for about seven years.

He never did have a license to perform marriage ceremonies

'and they threw the book at him.'

In that case, we were never really married.

Oh, this is your lucky day, miss.

Never mind, the wisecracks, buddy.

Just get us the license to sign and marry us right now.

Betty, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Wilma, you wouldn't dare.

[giggling]

Oh, wouldn't I?

If he really loves me, let him prove it.

[giggling]

It's a wonderful opportunity to find out.

Right, come on. Let's get outta here.

[Betty giggling]

Okay, Wilma, your turn

to sign on the dotted line.

Wilma?

Hey, where did everybody go?

I think you got left at the church, Fred.

Wilma, come back here.

Hey, Fred, wait for me.

(Fred) 'She shouldn't have done it, Barney.'

'She should've signed those papers.'

And then locking me outta my own cottage

like that is ridiculous. I don't care what that guy says.

As far as I'm concerned, we're still married.

You oughta try and get some sleep, Fred.

Sleep?

Would you sleep if you found out

your wife is still single?

'Wilma's just having a few laughs.'

She really loves you, Fred.

And tomorrow morning, the whole thing

will be straightened out.

You really think so, Barney?

- 'Sure, Fred.' - Yeah.

Maybe I'm losing my sense of humor.

[chuckles] It is kinda funny when you think of it.

- Yeah-- - Imagine..

Me spending my second honeymoon with Barney Rubble.

[chuckles] Yeah. That's funny.

Yeah, very funny. Yuck!

Honestly, Wilma, don't you think you're going too far?

After all, Fred does love you.

I know he does, Betty.

But I'm going to take this opportunity

to make him show it.

How, Wilma?

By forcing him to act like he did

before we were married.

Ah.

If-if it works, maybe I'll try it on Barney.

Goodnight, Wilma.

Goodnight, Betty.

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

Wake up, boys, it's morning.

Huh? Oh, oh, yeah.

- Good morning, honey. - 'Hurry up, Fred.'

I thought we'd stop by at the Justice of the Peace

before breakfast.

Betty and I will wait in the car.

Okay, Wilma.

Hey, Fred, see how anxious she is now?

I told you she was just joking last night.

Yeah, she must've got a big laugh out of it.

Well, let's see how funny it is when I refuse

to sign on the dotted line.

That was quite a gag you pulled last night, Wilma.

[chuckles] You sure got a sense of humor.

Can't you drive a little faster, Fred?

What's the hurry, Wilma?

There's plenty of time to sign the license.

Sign what license, Fred?

I left my compact there yesterday

and I'd like to pick it up and go home.

[instrumental music]

But, Fred, uh, who-who's gonna know except me and Betty?

Eh, we won't tell nobody.

I will not do it and I do mean not

N-O-T-T, not.

I will not telephone my own house

and ask my own wife for a date.

Oh, Betty, are you sure

that's what Wilma told you to tell Fred?

Absolutely, Wilma says if Fred wants to marry her

he can prove it by acting like any man who's in love with her.

Well, I ain't any man.

- 'That's what Wilma said.' - I'm her husband.

(Betty) 'Wilma says she can prove that you're not.'

Wilma says this, Wilma says that!

What about what Fred says?

Wilma says I shouldn't pay any attention to that.

Go ahead and call her, Fred. What's the harm?

(Fred) Oh, oh, alright.

- Hello, Wilma. - 'Yeah, who is this?'

Oh, come on! You know who this is.

Your voice sounds familiar. Is it Tom, Dick, Marvin?

(Fred) 'No, it isn't Tom, Dick, Marvin. It's Fred.'

Fred, do I know a Fred?

Oh, you must be Fred Flintstone.

That does it! I ain't goin' through with it.

Oh, come on, Fred. Ah, you went this far.

- Just ask her for a date. - I'm warning you, Barney..

If you ever mention this to anybody.

- So help me, I'll-- - Word of honor, Fred.

Word of honor. Uh, nobody will know.

[telephone ringing]

- Hello. - 'Er, ahem.'

Uh, this is Fred Flintstone.

Uh, you wanna have dinner with me tonight?

Oh, I don't know if I can.

I have an appointment with the dentist.

'You're having dinner with the dentist?'

No, silly, but I'll postpone

the appointment till tomorrow.

I'd love to have dinner with you.

Okay, I'll be right over.

'And, Fred, I just know'

you're going to surprise me with flowers'

'and a box of rock candy.'

Flowers and rock candy?

Wilma, you know I don't like rock candy.

'Goodbye, Freddy, see you in an hour.'

Okay, okay, I'll bring flowers and rock candy.

[knocking on door]

Open up, Wilma. It's me, Fred.

[barking]

[snarling]

What's the matter with you, Dino?

It's me, daddy.

[Dino growling]

Benedict Arnold.

(Wilma) 'Oh, hello, Fred. Come on in.'

Thank you.

Oh, so nice of you to remember

I like flowers and rock candy, Fred.

Okay, you got what you wanted. Now, let's eat.

What are we havin' for dinner, Wilma?

'I won't know until I see a menu.'

A menu?

Of course, where are you taking me?

I'm taking you right into the kitchen, that's where.

What's with this menu bit?

Well, you invited me to dinner, remember?

The Paradise Nightclub would be fine.

We could dance after we finish eating.

Oh, you feel like dancing, do you?

- Mm-hmm. - Well, I feel like dancing too.

Did you ever see me doing off the buffalo?

- I don't think so, Fred. - 'Well, watch this.'

[instrumental music]

'Goodnight, Wilma!'

Bringing candy and flowers was bad enough.

But invitin' me over to dinner and expecting me

to take her to the Paradise Club to eat

that's too much.

Oh, I think you're being too sensitive, Fred.

[telephone ringing]

- I'll get it. - I bet that's Wilma.

- 'Yeah, ready to apologize.' - Hello.

[Wilma mumbling]

Oh, yes, he's here, Wilma.

[Wilma mumbling]

Okay, I'll tell him.

Well, well, what did she say? She's sorry, huh?

'She didn't say anything about you, Fred.'

Wilma wants me to ask Barney if he could use

an extra bowling ball.

What! Give my bowling ball away?

Well, that's the straw that broke the camel's back.

You tell Wilma, I am moving into a hotel.

If she wants to apologize, she can come look for me.

Alright, Fred. I'll tell her.

Are you sure you know what you're doing, pal?

Of course, I do, Barney.

[laughing] Come on, come on.

- Let's watch this. - 'Okay, Fred.'

I wanna see the expression on Wilma's face

when Betty tells her what I said.

[laughing]

Really, Wilma, I think maybe you're being

too rough on poor old Fred.

Betty, you know I love poor old Fred

and I wouldn't hurt him for anything.

But I don't wanna miss this chance to show him

how inconsiderate he's been lately.

Well, Fred may have his faults

but he does love you.

I can see 'em talking, Barney

but I can't hear what they're saying.

Watch this, Barney, wait till you see Wilma's face

when she hears what I said.

[Betty and Wilma laughing]

Hey, look, Fred. They're laughing.

Heh, Betty must be telling her a joke.

Wait till she tells her I'm leaving.

But they're still laughing, Fred.

Is she gonna stand there all day, telling her jokes?

Poor Fred, he's still out there waiting

for you to come running over and make up.

Good, I've got an idea that's gonna make

Fred a model husband.

How, Wilma?

'I'm going to bring a little green-eyed monster'

into the picture.

Hello. Is this The Rockville Confectionary Parlor?

This is Wilma Flintstone

I'd like to have a five-pound box of rock candy

delivered immediately.

Well, our regular delivery boy went home.

But I'll see that you get it, lady.

Uh, what's the address?

Uh-huh, I got it.

Hey, Rocky. Eh, you can clean up later.

I want you to make a rush delivery for me.

Ah, okay, boss.

Sure looks like Wilma don't scare easy, Fred.

We've been waiting 15 minutes

and she ain't rushed out looking for you yet.

Well, she's probably all broken up.

[horn honking]

(Rocky) Hey, buddy.

Uh, is this where Wilma Flintstone lives?

(Fred) 'Yeah, that's right.'

Thanks a lot.

- Oh, who's that, Fred? - Psyches me.

Well, whoever it is, he's got a box of candy

and some flowers with him.

'And I don't think they're for you, Fred.'

And they're not for Wilma either.

Hey, you. Hold it a minute, mister.

Just where do you think you're goin' with that candy

and those flowers?

I'm gonna give them to Wilma Flintstone

if it is any of your business.

Well, I'm making it my business

and you're not givin' them to Wilma Flintstone.

- Oh, no? - No.

- 'Says who?' - Says me.

clang

[groaning]

Wh-what happened, Barney?

Why have I got this Brontosaurus steak on my face?

- Where am I? - Oh.

In answer to your question, Fred..

One, you got clobbered.

Two, you've got a black eye.

And three, you're in my house.

- How do you feel, Fred? - Awful.

- How do I look? - 'Awful.'

Oh, it's no use, Barney. I give up.

I have been treating Wilma

pretty shabby lately and I know it.

- 'I'm ashamed of myself.' - Oh, gee, Fred.

If you'd told Wilma that in the first place

uh...this never would've happened.

Well, I'm goin' home and tell her right now.

It's no use, Betty.

The candy and the flowers didn't get a rise out of Fred.

I admit defeat and I'm going over

and tell Fred right now.

[instrumental music]

- Hello, Wilma. - Fred!

- What happened to your eye? - Ah, never mind that.

Wilma, I came over to apologize

for making you do all those things

just to show me how stupid I am.

Oh, Fred dear. You're not really stupid.

Ah, don't argue with me, Wilma. When I'm stupid, I'm stupid.

Alright, honey, anything you say.

- Wilma.. - Yes, Fred?

Will you...will you marry me again?

Of course, dear. As many times as you like.

Yabba-dabba-doo! You hear that, Barney?

Come on, everybody, start packing.

We're leaving to the Rock Mountain Inn right now.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Well, checking out already, Mrs. Flintstone?

Checking out? We're checking in.

Yeah, how about that?

Eh, you look exactly like a couple

who checked in yesterday.

Look, Fred, there's that new Justice of the Peace.

Yeah, that's him.

Imagine, a man like him sweeping floors.

(Fred) 'Oh, the marrying business must be falling off.'

And what's wrong with sweeping floors?

It happens to be his job.

His job, but he's the Justice of the Peace.

Eh, Stonewall? Oh, no, no.

Eh, Judge Wedrock has been the Justice of the Peace

here for 30 years.

'That man is his brother-in-law and is he a card?'

[laughing]

He's always pulling off some kind of a joke.

He pulled a gag yesterday that was a lulu.

Eh, get this, a couple stopped in

at the coffee shop to have their marriage ceremony

performed again by Judge Wedrock.

Well, Stonewall told them that the judge was in jail

'for marrying people without a license.'

And..

[laughs] ...all the time

the judge was in the back taking a nap.

[cackling] 'Ain't that hilarious?'

Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, yeah.

It really tickles my funny bone.

But I'm gonna break his.

Eh, don't, Fred, it would spoil everything.

Oh, yeah, I-I guess you're right.

Ah, how about that, Fred?

Eh, you were married all the time

but you didn't know it.

[giggling]

Mr. Stonewall, you're a dear.

[laughing] What's that for, lady?

You've made me a happy bride.

(Fred) 'Hold it, Wilma. Hold it.'

Uh-oh, what's the matter, Fred?

Wait for the groom, baby.

Wait for the groom!

[all laughing]

- Attaboy, Fred! - 'Come on, Barney.'

Let's go see the Justice of the Peace

and have a cup of coffee. I'm treatin'.

- Yabba-dabba-doo! - Yabba-dabba-doo!

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[yawning]

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clink

thud

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thump

bang

[rattling]

Wilma?

'Wilma!'

'Come on, Wilma, open this door.'

'Wilma!'

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