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[theme music]
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honk honk
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honk
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[whistles]
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[siren blaring]
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[whistles]
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[screeching]
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[screeching]
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vroom
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crash
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[door slams]
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[door slams]
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Mwah!
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[instrumental music]
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We're getting close to the town of Bedrock, Mary Lou Jim.
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Cousin Fred Flintstone's reign.
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Cousin Fred will sure be surprised
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to see his unspeakably rich cousins, Tumbleweed.
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He sure will.
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I can hardly wait to see that old sidewinder.
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[laughing]
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Hey, Pokey, ring this critter in.
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Here's Cousin Fred's spread.
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Uh, yes, sir. Very good, sir.
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[tires screeching]
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Well, I declare
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it ain't much of a spread, Tumbleweed.
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I keep tellin' you, Mary Lou Jim
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everyone isn't unspeakably rich like we are.
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Well, lookie there!
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'Isn't that our Cousin Fred manicuring that tree?'
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(Tumbleweed) 'It sure is, Mary Lou.'
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That's the old horny toad coyote.
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Hey, Fred, you old horse-thief, look who's here!
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Cousin Tumbleweed and Cousin Mary Lou Jim!
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- 'Ya-hoo-hoo!' - 'Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup! Yup!'
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Yabba-dabba-doo!
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Whoo-hoo! Yip-yip-yip-yip!
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[laughing]
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How been ya, ya old coyote?
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[whooping]
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Good grief. What's that? Sounds like a last round-up.
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(Tumbleweed) 'Yippee! Yoo-hoo!'
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Oh, my goodness! Help! Police!
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My husband's being attacked!
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Leave Fred alone, you brute! You're killing him!
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Yip-yip-yip! Ya-hoo!
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[Fred laughing]
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toing
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It's alright, Wilma. They're my cousins.
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They're just glad to see me.
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Cousins? Oh, I'm sorry.
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What's all the commotion, Fred?
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You being robbed or somethin'?
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It's alright, Barney. These are Fred's cousins.
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They're just glad to see him, he says.
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Barney, I want you to meet Cousin Tumbleweed
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and Cousin Mary Lou Jim.
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Howdy, folks?
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Any friend of my Cousin Fred
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is a friend of mine.
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- Pleased to me you, I'm sure. - Likewise.
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And this is my darling wife, Wilma.
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She's a cute little heifer, Fred.
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[Tumbleweed and Fred laughing]
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[chuckles] Uh, "Heifer?"
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Well, now I'm hungry. Let's all go out and eat.
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Wilma, honey
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where's the most expensive
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chuckwagon in town?
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Oh, why, the Rockadero, I guess.
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Then let's go. My treat!
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- Yip-yip-yip! - Yip-yip-yip!
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(Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!'
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[vehicles honking]
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But, uh, I'm sorry, sir.
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Uh, you and your party are not dressed properly to dine here.
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What's the matter with you, sonny?
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Why, I've eaten beef jerky in my bathtub dressed this way.
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I don't doubt it, you, you cow person.
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I demand to see the manager!
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Tumbleweed won't get anywhere with the manager.
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No. They're real strict about being dressed right.
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Hey, here comes Cousin Tumbleweed
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back with some guy.
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Emil, show the new owner to the best table.
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Hey, how about that? He bought the place.
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Sure! He usually does!
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You, dude, you're fired! We'll find our own table.
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Come on, you cowpokes, let's eat.
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Ya-hoo!
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Mighty fine brontosaurus ribs my restaurant serves.
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'Eh, Cousin Fred?'
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The best, Cousin Tumbleweed, the best!
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Now, folks, Mary Lou Jim and I are taking an ocean trip.
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We'll probably have to buy the boat.
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But for the month we'll be away
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I want all of you to go out to my ranch and enjoy yourselves.
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'We'd feel better if our kin folk'
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'was watching over our spread while we're away.'
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But-but-but, Cousin Tumbleweed, I--
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I won't take no for an answer.
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Else I'll cut you out of my will, Cousin Fred.
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[laughing]
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- But what about Fred's job? - And Barney's?
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They can't take off for a month.
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You just tell me what companies they work for.
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Why, if I don't already own 'em, I'll buy 'em!
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[laughing]
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[engine revving]
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So long, Cousin Tumbleweed!
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Have a good time, Mary Lou Jim.
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Bye, folks! Now, you get out to the ranch! You hear?
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[whistles] Uh, it's a mighty big, uh, car you got there, Tumbleweed.
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Big car? Huh!
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Down my way, this is one of those, uh..
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What do you call 'em? Uh.. Oh, yeah! Compacts.
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[hooting]
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I hope they have a good time.
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They don't seem to have any other kind.
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Well, what are we gonna do, Fred?
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Do? Well, there's only one thing to do.
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Let's go to the ranch. Why, we'll have a ball, eh, Barney?
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Fresh air, wide open spaces, sunshine.
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And besides, I can't take the chance
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or Cousin Tumbleweed will leave me out of his will.
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[instrumental music]
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We've been travelling for four days now.
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We should be getting close to the ranch.
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Yeah. We'll be there in a few hours.
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Hey, Fred, Fred. Oh, look at that sign up ahead.
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(Fred) 'Boy, the Grand Canyon.'
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That's one of nature's wonders. Let's take a look.
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So that's the Grand Canyon, huh?
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- That's it! - Hm.
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(Wilma) Well, doesn't look like much to me.
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(Fred) Not now, but they expect it to be a big thing someday.
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Fred, if you see a nice, clean gas station, let's stop.
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No wonder we can't make any time.
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We spend all day looking for nice, clean gas stations.
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Nice, clean restaurants, nice, clean motels.
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After travelin' all day in this dust and dirt
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a nice, clean place would lock the door
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when they saw us coming.
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There's a nice, clean gas station, Fred.
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Okay, okay, we'll stop at the nice, clean gas station
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and get some nice, clean gas.
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[bell tolling]
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- Fill her up, sir? - 'Yeah. Make it ethel.'
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Right.
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glug glug glug
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Hey, bud, can we have a road map?
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Sure. Here you are, mister.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Fred. Let's find out where we are.
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(Fred) There's Cousin Tumbleweed's place
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right off of Highway Six.
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Oh, you know, Fred, I could always unfold these maps
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but I can never get 'em folded up right again.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Well, girls, we know exactly where we are now.
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So do I. We're exactly lost again.
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Lost nothing. There's the ranch straight ahead.
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Well, as Cousin Mary Lou Jim would say
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"Ya-hoo!"
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Quiet, you ornery horned, toad varmint.
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Well, there she is, the Tumbleweed Ranch.
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Looks more like a tumbledown ranch to me.
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Big spread, huh, Barney?
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Sure is, Fred. You oughta go on a diet.
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Keep askin' for it, Barney. Keep askin'.
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One of these days you'll get it.
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Get what, Fred?
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"Get what, Fred? Get what, Fred?"
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A face full of knuckles, that's what.
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Now, let's get down to the ranch and unpack.
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[hooting]
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(Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!'
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Well, it only took them ten minutes to go all out Western.
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- Listen to them. - Listening to them is easy.
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It's looking at them that's hard to take.
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Look at me, Fred. I'm a cowboy!
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You sure got the legs for it, tex.
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[laughs]
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(Fred) 'Hey, Wilma!'
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Droop-along Flintstone is calling, Wilma.
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Ten to one, it's something about food.
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Hey, Wilma, why don't you rustle up some grub, honey?
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Barney and I are going down to the corral
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and bust a bronc or two before lunch.
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I never saw it to fail.
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Whenever I go any place or any so-called vacation
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I always end up being home on the range.
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[squeaking]
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Well, partner, there they are.
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Yeah, Fred. There they are, and here we are.
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And I'm all for keepin' it that way.
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But I told the girls we were gonna bust a bronc.
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(Barney) 'I've got a deal going with those broncs.'
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'They don't bust me, I don't bust them!'
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What's the matter, Barney? You a chicken?
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Well, uh, let's put it this way, Fred.
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[imitating a chicken]
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Oh, knock it off!
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You're gonna bust a bronc
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if it's the last thing I do!
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Now, get up on this one, Barney. He's a quiet one.
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Okay, Fred. I busted him. Now get me off!
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He ain't busted yet. Give him the spurs.
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Alright, Fred.
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[squeaking]
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[intense music]
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No, Barney! Watch it! Watch it!
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[thuds]
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Gee. Thanks, Fred.
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Lucky for me, you broke my fall.
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You're lucky I don't break your neck.
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Now get off my back!
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[instrumental music]
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I told you we'd bust a bronco, Barney.
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We almost busted this one just by sitting on him.
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So we start small and work up.
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Give him the spurs, Barney. We're going too slow.
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Okay, Fred. Giddyup.
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toing
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Hey!
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Not so fast, Barney. Slow him down! Slow him down!
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Yoo-hoo. Betty, lunch is ready.
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- Will you call the boys? - Okay, Wilma.
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ting ting ting
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Come and get it!
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Do something, Barney! Do something!
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(Barney) 'Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!'
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Pull back on the reins! Pull back on the reins!
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[intense music]
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Fine thing! I fix lunch for 'em, and they go off riding.
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Some nerve. All they think of is having a good time.
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Hey, Fred, I'm gonna..
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[indistinct chatter]
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We'll pull the reins!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[both screaming]
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[thuds]
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- You alright, Barney? - Yeah, Fred. How about you?
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Not bad, considering we must've fell a 100 feet.
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Well, we're lucky for one thing, Fred.
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Yeah? What's that?
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We're lucky we landed in soft water.
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[laughing]
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Ah-ah!
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[gurgling]
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Oh, soak your head!
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[instrumental music]
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Boy, there's more West out here than I ever thought possible.
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- Hey, Fred, I've a good idea. - What's that, Barney?
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I've a good idea we're lost.
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I had that idea an hour ago
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when we discovered we were walking in circles.
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- Hey, Fred, look, hotel! - Huh? Where?
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Oh, boy. What a sight for my sore eyes!
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And my sore feet.
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First thing I'm gonna do is
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get me a double-chocolate soda.
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Make mine vanilla, Fred.
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[laughs]
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[intense music]
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There's something's spooky about this place, Barney.
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- Not a soul around. - Oh.
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Must be one of those old ghost towns, Fred.
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Yeah, yeah. The West is full of 'em.
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Let's take a look in that saloon, Barn.
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If there's anybody around here, they'll be in there.
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Right, Fred.
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[intense music]
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(Fred) 'Hello! Anybody home?'
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[door creaking]
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It's as empty as the rest of the town.
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Sort of gives you the creeps, huh, Fred?
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Uh-huh. Looks like people were here just an hour ago.
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I don't know about you, Fred, but I'm bushed.
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What do you say we take a rest?
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I was gonna suggest the same thing, Barney.
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We can take a nap on those cots in the back room
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before we start hikin' again.
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Sounds good to me, Fred.
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[instrumental music]
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Now, what's the schedule on this one, Chuck?
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We gotta shoot fast, boss.
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We only have the ghost town rented for three hours.
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Ah, you got enough Indians for the big scene?
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Yeah, and plenty of good guys.
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But I'm short of couple of bad guys.
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No one wants to play the bad guys.
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Well, I don't blame them, you know?
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I mean, the bad guys always take an awful clobbering.
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We're pullin' into the ghost town now, boss.
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Oh, good, good. We'll start shooting right away.
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Oh, come on, fellas. You can't all be good guys.
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Now, somebody's gotta wear the black hats.
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- 'How about you, Pebble?' - Not me, boss.
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Last time I was the bad guy, I got two teeth knocked out.
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Ah, it's a shame. Alright, alright.
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We'll shoot around the bad guys.
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Hey, you Indians, uh, take a break
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'but keep those feathers clean.'
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We're gonna shoot the bar-room fight first.
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Ah, some Indians, I got them from the audience
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at an all-night movie.
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Okay, you guys. We gotta shoot four episodes in three hours.
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So give it all you got! No time for re-takes.
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But, boss, they're all wearing white hats.
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- They're all good guys. - I know, I know.
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So the good guys have a fight. I mean, what's the difference?
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So long as there's a fight.
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Okay, roll 'em! Action!
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[instrumental music]
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[clamoring]
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Hey, Barney, wake up. There's somebody here.
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[clamoring]
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Looks like they're having a party, Fred.
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Yeah. These cowboys live hard and play hard.
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Ooh!
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thump thump
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Let's ask 'em how to get back to the ranch.
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[groaning]
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Pardon me, fellas.
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[clamoring]
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Ah, hold it! Ah, hold it.
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Now, just a minute, will you, fellas?
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I wonder if you could direct me to the Tumbleweed Ranch.
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bang
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[thuds]
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Hey, mister?
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[clattering]
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Excuse me, mister, uh, but my friend and I are lost, see.
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And I wanna ask you..
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bang
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- Who are those two guys, Chuck? - Search me, boss.
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Shall we shoot the scene over?
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Are you out of your mind? We'll write them into the script.
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Uh, take this down, Chuck.
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Two strangers enter, try to break up fight
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get knocked cold. Ha-ha-ha.
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'We don't shoot scenes over on our low budget, you know?'
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Hey, boss, you wanna hear something funny?
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Those two guys finally come out of it and they're scared stiff.
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They think this whole set-up is real.
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They don't know we're just shooting a picture.
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Ain't that a scream?
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[laughing]
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Say, say, that-that gives me an idea.
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- Yeah, yeah, it'll work. - 'Uh, how's that, boss?'
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We found our bad guys. Now get the two black hats, quick.
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So you're the two bushwhackers
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that tried to break up our party, eh?
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- Well, you see, I-- - 'Shut up!'
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I'm the sheriff in this town, and what I say goes.
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- Sure, Mr. Sheriff. - Whatever you say goes.
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And I say, put on those black hats.
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Well, if you insist, o-okay, but-but I don't get it.
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Sounds kind of screwy to me, sheriff.
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Now you coyotes better vamoose
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before the boys decide to have a lynching party.
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Alright, but.. Huh?
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[stammering] W-what do you mean?
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They don't take kindly to having their fun interrupted.
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And if I were you, I'd beat it!
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But you'll have to get through those cowpokes.
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[grunting]
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Well, Barney, it's either them or us.
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If we stay, we might get lynched.
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Yeah, Fred. Uh, how can we explain that to the girls?
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- You ready, Barney? - Ready, Fred.
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Charge!
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swoosh
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crash
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- It worked, boss! - Boy! And how!
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Keep those cameras rolling.
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crash
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[clamoring]
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You are great, fellas. Uh, now, beat it, quick.
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Thanks, sheriff.
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Let's get outta here, Barney
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before these screwballs come to.
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swoosh
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Get the cameras outside, Chuck.
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I told the Indians to jump those two when they got out of town.
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Oh, we'll get some great chase footage.
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Boss, you're a genius.
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, Barney. We're safe now.
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[panting]
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There ain't nobody around for miles.
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It's a good thing, Fred. I was getting awful bushed.
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What was that, Fred?
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That, Barney, is an arrow used for hunting by..
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[Indians ululating]
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- Indians. - Indians?
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[Indians ululating]
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Boy, what a nifty chase!
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Are you getting it all, Chester?
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Yeah. The zoom lens brings it right up close.
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Well, this sure burns me up.
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Those two disappearing like this for hours.
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Yeah, they're out somewhere having a ball
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while we're sitting here looking at some cold food.
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[Indians ululating]
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Betty, listen. What's that?
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[Indians ululating]
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Sounds like some kids playing cowboys and Indians.
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What kids, there isn't a human
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within miles of this dusty old place.
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Do you suppose it could be real Indians?
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'Not a chance.'
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There hasn't been a real Indian around here for years.
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[Indians ululating]
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- Ah! - What's wrong, Wilma?
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Indians! And they're after Fred and Barney.
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[intense music]
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- What do we do, Wilma? - We have to try and help them.
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After all, we signed up for better or worse.
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And this is about as worse as it could get.
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Oh, we must've lost 'em, Fred.
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[panting] I-I don't hear them hollering anymore.
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Good. Head for that cave, Barney.
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- We'll hide out in there! - Right, Fred.
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screech
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[ululating]
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- Any sign of them, Betty? - I don't see a soul, Wilma.
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Poor Fred, he was starting to worry
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about his hair falling out.
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- Imagine how he feels now. - Yeah.
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Knowing that those Indians could make him instant bald.
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Keep looking, Betty. They've gotta be out here somewhere.
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The Indians got 'em. Good, good. Are you getting this, Chester?
436
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Uh-huh. Look at that, boss, they're tying 'em to a stake!
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And now they're going into a war dance.
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[ululating]
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Say, they're not bad dancers, uh
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considering they came through an all-night movie theater.
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[instrumental music]
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Do you think we'll get out of this one, Barney?
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I don't think so, pal. It looks bad.
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- Are you sure? - I'm sure, Fred.
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Well then, here's the ten bucks
446
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I borrowed from you two years ago.
447
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Gee, Fred, to have you pay up makes this almost worthwhile.
448
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[music continues]
449
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Wilma, the Indians!
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And they have our husbands tied to a stake.
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Oh! Some nerve. Let's go, Wilma.
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[whistles]
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- Charge! - Charge!
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vroom
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Hey, boss, those two women in that car
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are gonna spoil the shot!
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Keep shooting! Ha-ha! It must be their wives.
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00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
Oh, they're getting out of the car.
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They're attacking the Indians!
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Wow! Oh, this is great!
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The Indians are running away!
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We got an adult Western going here!
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screech
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[ululating]
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Honest, lady, we were only kiddin'!
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Gee! They never told me about this in acting school.
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screech
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[thuds]
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That's it, Chester. We got enough for ten shows.
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Wrap it up! Everybody, back to Hollyrock.
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Oh, come on, Wilma, be reasonable.
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We walked for five miles, and we're beat.
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Yeah. How about letting us ride in the car with you, huh, girls?
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We told you before, there's no room in the car for those poles.
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And you're not getting loose until we get back to the ranch.
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(Wilma) 'For the first time today we'll know where you are.'
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♪ Giddyup giddyup giddyup old paint ♪♪
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- 'Yippee!' - 'Yoo-hoo-hee-hee!'
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- 'Yippee-dippee-yippee!' - 'Ya-hee!'
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Oh, brother! A solid month of cowboy songs.
481
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We must've been out of our minds
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letting Fred talk us into coming out here.
483
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Maybe we could give them back to the Indians.
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If the Indians hear them sing, they won't take them back.
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honk honk
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Yoo-hoo!
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Put the pot on the fire, girls.
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We're back! Ya-hoo!
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Yip-yip-yip. Yay! Ya-hoo!
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It's Cousin Tumblebug.
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- Tumbleweed, not bug. - What's the difference?
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They're back, and that means we can leave. Let's go, Wilma.
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Start packing, boys. We're going home!
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vroom
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Wow, there they go
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the ungrateful varmints!
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They never even said a thank you.
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I told you, Tumbleweed.
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You just can't do enough for poor relations.
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All that crazy talk about wild Indians.
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Bah! Ain't been a Indian around here for 50 years!
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boing
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[ululating]
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Boy! Ha-ha..
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Look at that man and woman run.
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They're leaving the Indians way behind.
507
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Keep shooting, Chester! We got another good one going.
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[ululating]
509
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Well, I didn't think
510
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Cousin Tumbleweed would ever get that mad.
511
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How mad, Fred?
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That he'd pass right by
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and never even say hello.
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[laughing]
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[theme music]
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creak
517
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
[yawning]
518
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000
clink
519
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000
[door shuts]
520
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
[thuds]
521
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
[door shuts]
522
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Wilma!
523
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
[banging on door]
524
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000
(Fred) Wilma!
525
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
526
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Wilma!
527
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000
[instrumental music]
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