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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,000 The Skin 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,870 There's a radio tower here. 3 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:00,520 I don't like this. It's a bit frightening. I can't see anything, just grapes. 4 00:01:00,530 --> 00:01:02,290 Yeah, there must be some German hidden there. 5 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:04,760 I hope they don't have any artillery. 6 00:01:07,380 --> 00:01:11,040 Damn it! A good place for an ambush. 7 00:01:34,350 --> 00:01:38,010 You know what? We're here for no reason. 8 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,200 What a drag. This journey never ends. 9 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,150 Maybe it'd be better if we went home Mark. 10 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,660 If the Germans knew that the leader of the Fifth Army was so close by... 11 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:55,920 Yes, I know there'd be spies. Relax, Bob. 12 00:01:57,890 --> 00:02:02,560 The Italians are a great people, but they committed a fatal error 13 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,610 they chose the wrong side. 14 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,170 Now, what could have made them make such a mistake? 15 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,490 We didn't know you. 16 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:19,560 Well, it doesn't matter, they're on the right side now. 17 00:02:19,570 --> 00:02:22,884 Mark Cork's Fifth Army will be in Rome before Christmas. 18 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,180 I'd bet on that. 19 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:26,960 I'm sure we won't find be conquering, general. 20 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:29,830 Did you know that no one in all of history conquered Rome from the south? 21 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:31,283 Who is this civilian? 22 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,450 Mother! Mother! 23 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,280 Cyrus! 24 00:02:53,350 --> 00:02:57,450 Captain, there's something fishy here, and this isn't the Bay of Naples. 25 00:02:57,460 --> 00:03:01,060 - I can hear a waltz. - What the hell are you talking about? 26 00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:04,730 A waltz, you know, music... A waltz! 27 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,150 Wait a minute! 28 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,650 Halt! Halt I said! 29 00:03:11,430 --> 00:03:14,170 Captain, I want you to cross to the other side of the street. 30 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:16,790 Sergeant, take 10 men and go up that ladder! 31 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:18,071 Lets go! 32 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:20,380 I want to know what's happening here! 33 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,220 Sergeant, I want you to take some men 34 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:25,550 and go to the other side of the street and see if they're in trouble. 35 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,420 Unbeliveble! 36 00:03:48,060 --> 00:03:50,060 It could be a trap, captain. 37 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,720 True, I want you to blow out the brains of the first one to make a false move. 38 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,220 Let's go! 39 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,800 Look at the pretty boys! The vitamin A has arrived! 40 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:07,610 - Why "A"? - Americans! 41 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,500 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 42 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:12,550 - Me? - Yes, you. Hurry up. 43 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:15,160 Where are the Germans? 44 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:18,250 - Nicht Deutschland... - Where are the Germans? 45 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:20,310 How should I know where the Germans are? 46 00:04:20,336 --> 00:04:22,060 They must be in Rome by now. 47 00:04:22,070 --> 00:04:24,170 Why are you looking for Germans in Capri? 48 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,270 He said that they came through here a few days ago, sir. 49 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,290 The fascists? Where are the fascists? 50 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:31,290 And the fascists? Where are the fascistas? 51 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:35,070 Fascists im Capri? You're looking for fascists here? 52 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:38,450 There are ony anti-fascists here, can't you see? 53 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:40,880 He says that there aren't anymore, just anti-fascists. 54 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:44,770 Good, listen, tell him I want to know where the enemy is now! 55 00:04:44,780 --> 00:04:48,770 The princess. Look, she's 100% anti-fascist. 56 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:50,200 I think we have a princess, sir. 57 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:52,210 - Alright, what do I say to her? - Say... 58 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,290 - Long live the Americans! - Long live the Americans! 59 00:04:58,300 --> 00:05:01,450 - Hurray! - Long live the Americans! 60 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,660 I think you should call the base, sir. 61 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:24,920 Yes... 62 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:33,330 - And what should I tell them? - Say that... 63 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:35,760 Say that we've taken Capri. 64 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:38,983 Thank you. 65 00:05:39,009 --> 00:05:41,810 Eagle HQ operation 'Peanut' is complete. 66 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:45,840 Today, the Fifth American Army and the allied forces 67 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:48,650 have occupied the Gulf of Naples 68 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,410 just one step towards our goal: 69 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,460 the complete liberation of Italy. 70 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:56,120 When do you expect to be in Rome, sir? 71 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:58,150 I'm not going to make any guesses 72 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,310 but if the Germans put up resistance 73 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,590 they're going to regret it, you can bet on that. 74 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,830 I'd like to ask captain Malaparte a question, if I may. 75 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:07,924 Captain Malaparte? 76 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:12,260 Step right up, soldier but remember, we're in their home. 77 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:16,560 Captain Malaparte, how do you justify your alliance 78 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:19,490 with the Fifth American Army with the fact that 79 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:22,300 20 years ago, you were allied with the fascist party? 80 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:25,290 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill 81 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,270 said during a visit to Italy: 82 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,880 "If I were Italian, I'd ally myself with the facist party." 83 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,660 I was Italian. 84 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,637 I'd like to say that captain Malaparte spent a good portion of those years 85 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,803 in fascist prisons and don't forget that. 86 00:06:39,829 --> 00:06:40,970 Any more questions? 87 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:42,670 Yes, sir. 88 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,540 General Alexander says that... 89 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:48,610 Enough, gentlemen. We'll meet again in Naples. 90 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:50,210 Alright boys. Take your pictures. 91 00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:52,320 Hurry it up. 92 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:03,460 Enough. Everyone out. You, wait. 93 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:05,400 - Yes? - Let me see that. 94 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:15,750 The left side. Only on the left side. 95 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,010 What a beautiful home you have here, Malaparte. 96 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:23,300 My house is yours, general. 97 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,520 It's a bit far from the front, sadly. 98 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:28,930 Fronts move, the offer remains. 99 00:07:28,940 --> 00:07:30,380 Thank you. 100 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,690 Good day. 101 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,880 My guest, general Mark Cork. 102 00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:39,460 - Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. - Enchanted. 103 00:07:39,780 --> 00:07:43,530 They say that in Naples your word is law. 104 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:45,690 - Do you know Naples, general? - No, madam. 105 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,110 But I hope to know it. 106 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:51,000 It's the oldest city in Europe, did you know? 107 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,610 What the princess is trying to say is that you should be patient 108 00:07:54,630 --> 00:07:57,190 in regards to the surprises that Naples holds. 109 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,840 Very well... 110 00:07:59,590 --> 00:08:02,200 - What a lovely dog! - His name is Febo. 111 00:08:02,210 --> 00:08:05,430 Mine is named Palma. I found him in northern Africa. 112 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,300 I nearly ran over him with a jeep. 113 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:10,630 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans. 114 00:08:10,650 --> 00:08:14,310 Watch... Febo, heil Hitler! 115 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:23,700 Be a good boy, Febo. So long. 116 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:28,470 - Will you return to Capri soon? - We'll see, Vicenzo, we'll see. Good luck. 117 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:31,310 Take my luggage to the palace. 118 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:40,430 Be good, Febo! 119 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,610 Look how pretty they are. 120 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:11,710 - The girls are lovely. - And what do you want? 121 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,600 Is there a problem? It's too early. 122 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:15,810 Go home, handsome. 123 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,470 Let's go. 124 00:09:27,770 --> 00:09:31,610 - Poggioreale! - Poggioreale! 125 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,360 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 126 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,000 There are massacres every day. 127 00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:02,450 Typhus, famine, infection... there's a bit of everything. 128 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,760 Death has quite an imagination. I'm here all week. 129 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:09,260 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 130 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:11,070 Are we or are we not a democracy? 131 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,440 What, all week? That's bullshit! 132 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:15,660 You haven't been here for 15 days. 133 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:18,720 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody 134 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:21,630 weeks are now 15 days long, maam. 135 00:10:21,650 --> 00:10:24,130 You have no respect for the dead. 136 00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:27,060 What's that? No respect for the dead? 137 00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:29,800 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 138 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:32,830 - We can't say a thing. - I told you, we only have three wagons. 139 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,240 Make them walk. 140 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:37,120 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 141 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:38,830 Make them walk to the cemetery. 142 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,240 - Of course, on foot. - Let's go. 143 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:44,050 On foot. Let's keep going. 144 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,700 Hello good Christians! 145 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,620 You can't come in here, it's off limits! 146 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:54,940 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 147 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:59,070 - You know, "off limits"! - What does "off limits" mean? 148 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,510 I don't know. Must be American general. 149 00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:08,830 FORBIDDEN TERRITORY 150 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,780 Off limits! 151 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:27,670 This crap is always getting worse. 152 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:00,520 Hello Concetta. 153 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:03,790 Look, there go the suits on the way to the bank. 154 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,110 So that's the one? 155 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:13,030 My dear mr. Eduardo. Come in! 156 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,530 Please, closed. 157 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:22,970 - Excuse me. - No, close it, please, close it! 158 00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:28,050 Hey, I hear that Italian women have spaghetti 159 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:30,370 - ...growing out of their vagina. - Only tomato sauce! 160 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:33,360 - Did you slip her some linguini? - Was it all oil and garlic? 161 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:37,250 It's closed, closed, it's over! 162 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,710 C'mon, behave boys! 163 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:45,040 C'mon sweet, a kiss! 164 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:07,190 I understand. And how many are with you? 165 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,970 There are two, but they eat for six. They're right here. 166 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,810 Let me call her. Rosaria! 167 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:17,260 Rosaria! Rosaria! Rosaria! 168 00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,000 - I'm over here! - Where is Rosaria? 169 00:13:19,010 --> 00:13:21,120 - I'm here! - Rosaria! 170 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:23,550 - Here! - Rosaria, come here. 171 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,960 Since you know how to speak English 172 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:29,680 tell them to leave in ten minutes. 173 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,580 - I have some things to take care of. - Alright. 174 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:36,590 - Come here, Eduardo. - Listen! Ten minute closed! 175 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,090 Ok? Ten minute closed. We're closing boys. 176 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,860 - Keep calm. - We're going to tear this place apart! 177 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:45,620 Hey! Shut up, shut up! 178 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,820 Listen, behave yourselves 179 00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:53,580 or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 180 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,870 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 181 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,370 - Two days, alright? - Alright, alright. 182 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:07,210 Mother, come here. I have something for you. 183 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,950 Shush girl. 184 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,620 I'll have something special for you later! 185 00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:20,340 - How? - How much do you weigh? 186 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,420 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 187 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,910 Sixty five kilos, you see? 188 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,620 That's it? You said you ate for six. 189 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,030 My God, mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 190 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,090 Come in! You two. 191 00:14:38,230 --> 00:14:41,300 Come on, let's go. 192 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:45,600 Look at those two. They eat for six. 193 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,690 - But this one hardly eats anything. - Doesn't want to eat? 194 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:53,845 While the residents of Naples die of hunger he refuses to eat. 195 00:14:53,871 --> 00:14:56,500 Why are you refusing your pasta? 196 00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:59,830 - Stomach, nicht gut. - How fresh. 197 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,370 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 198 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:06,020 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 199 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:12,095 Look at how your friends are nice and plump and you're a stick. 200 00:15:12,121 --> 00:15:13,530 Eat, you hear me? 201 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,030 Eat, imagine your life depended on it. 202 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,120 Eat, eat. 203 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:22,770 Come on, hurry, spaghetti! Get in line. Move it, spaghetti. 204 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,170 Come on, let's go, let's go! 205 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:27,920 Spaghetti parlor, let's get a move on. 206 00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:30,520 - Let's go! Let's go! That's it. - Let's go, hurry, hurry! 207 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,680 Button that up. C'mon pansy. Let's go. 208 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,990 He'll serve. Let's go, perfect pants for you! 209 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,230 There's nothing wrong with it. True, that's yours. 210 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,770 Perfect, don't be so demanding. 211 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,504 You can't eat spaghetti without towel. 212 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:47,830 - You have a bloodstain there. - I do? There it is! 213 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,820 - C'mon, hurry! Move it! Keep going! - Don't just stand there! 214 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:54,560 - Move it, let's go! - Perfect pants for you! 215 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,690 Come on, there's nothing wrong with that! 216 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,430 Move it! Move it! 217 00:16:18,430 --> 00:16:20,750 Hurry up! 218 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:22,730 Attention! 219 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:27,060 Attention! 220 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,780 Order them to rest, sergeant. 221 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,970 Rest! 222 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,740 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 223 00:16:47,450 --> 00:16:51,470 I've recieved other orders. Captain Palese 224 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,870 will take charge of the company. 225 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:57,490 And he wants to have a word with you. 226 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,010 Please. 227 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,940 Soldiers! 228 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:06,130 We're the first liberation unit of Italy. 229 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,500 We are soldiers of a new Italy. 230 00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:12,740 Our aim is to fight the Germans and expel them from Italian soil. 231 00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:17,480 We must take our flag and lift it high as an example 232 00:17:17,490 --> 00:17:19,207 to all Italians. 233 00:17:19,333 --> 00:17:22,262 We will banish the terrible shame 234 00:17:22,288 --> 00:17:25,190 that dominates the Italian people 235 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:28,460 and prove that we are worthy of the great role 236 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,810 that history has handed us. 237 00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:34,470 Do you all understand what he's saying? 238 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,830 - You, come here - Me? 239 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,180 Yes, you. 240 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,750 Alright, repeat what the captain said. 241 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,110 He says that... we have to prove 242 00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,320 that we're worthy of the shame of ltaly. 243 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:55,070 I think he understood quite well. Go back to your spot. 244 00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:10,230 You are listening to the broadcast for the European Allied Forces. 245 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,830 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra 246 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,900 transmitting directly from the 'Palladium' 247 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,400 in Hollywood, California, USA. 248 00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,976 Worried about syphilis? 249 00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:22,360 Venereal diseases can be more destructive than war. 250 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,120 But thanks to penicillin... 251 00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:27,260 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 252 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,830 Glenn Miller is playing live 11.000 km from here... 253 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,430 How come you're not worried about getting syphilis? 254 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,630 Didn't you sleep with that Countess, Jimmy? 255 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,900 I already told you, Goldberg. 256 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,920 Alright, so tell me again. It's like listening to Glenn Miller. 257 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,760 Better every time. 258 00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:47,700 - Does she do oral? - Listen, in Europe, that's normal. 259 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,720 Get it through your head 260 00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:54,820 European women are different. 261 00:18:54,830 --> 00:18:58,820 Listen Goldberg, instead of hanging out here with your magazines 262 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,430 for three lousy bucks, you can have what you want. 263 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,130 Are you crazy? 264 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:06,290 All the niggers on this side of the Atlantic have already screwed those girls. 265 00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,620 Have you seen those movies that tell you what happens 266 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,710 to your penis if you get gonorrhea? 267 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,150 It's better to go blind, Goldberg. 268 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,760 Where did you hear that? 269 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:20,230 How many fingers am I holding up? You see? You're already blind, Goldberg. 270 00:19:22,755 --> 00:19:24,455 Oh, Christ... 271 00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,380 FIFTH ARMY GENERAL HEADQUARTERS 272 00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,290 Good day, general. 273 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,200 Captain Wren, call the conference over the general's communication. 274 00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,230 There are already two conferences back there, captain. 275 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,850 I'm afraid you'll have to wait. 276 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,630 Good day, general. 277 00:20:25,730 --> 00:20:27,580 No, not now. 278 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,490 Gentelmen, I'm going to start with the good news. 279 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,960 I've just talked with Alexander 280 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,250 and he agrees that the Eighth English Army 281 00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:40,180 will cede to their "American cousins", as they like to call us 282 00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:44,550 and Mark Cork's Fifth Army will be the first to enter Rome! 283 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,090 - Great! - Excellent! 284 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,130 Now, the bad news. 285 00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,320 I don't believe a word of it. 286 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:57,130 Half of his army is gay, and the other half 287 00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:58,850 thinks that Americans are stupid... 288 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,660 He's right in the middle of that. This could be a trick. 289 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,620 The Fifth American Army was the first 290 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,570 to step foot on the European continent 291 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:12,560 and you can bet that no one, including mr. Churchill 292 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:16,110 and his team will keep this man's army 293 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:18,230 from being the first to enter Rome! 294 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,250 It's a matter of principle! 295 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:22,200 Washington, sir, general Eisenhower. 296 00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,750 That's the third time. 297 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,880 Bob. Continue without me. 298 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,110 It must be important to make them get up early in Washington. 299 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,500 Let's go find out. 300 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,950 Hello? 301 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:37,340 Hello, sir, it's Mark... 302 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,790 How is Italy, sir? Italy is beautiful. 303 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:45,820 Sir, what are you trying to say? 304 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,400 What? 305 00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,580 Which senator's wife? 306 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,720 From Massachusetts? 307 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,880 Here? 308 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,940 For the love of God, we're at war Ike 309 00:21:59,950 --> 00:22:04,340 there's no time for... for those sort of women's things... 310 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,200 No... 311 00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,770 Not even if it were Roosevelt's mother, I'm very sorry sir. 312 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:12,510 I'm sorry, but what I'm trying to say... 313 00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:16,300 Yes, mr. President. 314 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,200 Please excuse me, but I have to insist. 315 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:22,380 I'm against this. 316 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,050 I understand your position, sir 317 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,480 and, under these circumstances, I'll do my best. 318 00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:34,030 Mr. President, you can trust me. 319 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,560 Thank you, sir. 320 00:22:41,730 --> 00:22:44,080 A dirty trick, that's what it is 321 00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:47,450 to rob Mark Cork and his Fifth Army of their glory. 322 00:22:47,460 --> 00:22:50,720 Massachussets... That's senator Wyatt, isn't it? 323 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:52,980 The senator that decieves people all the time. 324 00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:55,900 Wyatt, yes, so what do you think? 325 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,600 Well, nothing. Unless his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 326 00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:01,070 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 327 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,960 She was the first to cross the Pacific in 39. 328 00:23:03,970 --> 00:23:06,260 The first woman... 329 00:23:06,270 --> 00:23:08,580 The press made quite a bit of publicity. 330 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,290 Yes, I remember. 331 00:23:10,300 --> 00:23:13,450 They made her a colonel in the Air Force 332 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:18,670 who came up with this crazy idea of supplying the population by plane 333 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,820 and it seems that the president is interested as well 334 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:23,290 A bunch of bullshit... 335 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,850 Elections are next year and you know exactly 336 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:29,050 what the president is interested in: winning votes. 337 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:31,150 - How's it going? - Alright. 338 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,380 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 339 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,230 - Good day. - Good day. 340 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,230 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait captain. Be patient. 341 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,740 Thank you. 342 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,960 Wasn't it you that was at the press conference in Capri? 343 00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:48,540 Yes. 344 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,090 - You have a beautiful home there. - Thank you. 345 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,520 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 346 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,570 - Mr. Mazzullo. - Wait. 347 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:07,400 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 348 00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:09,970 - Fine. - Wait, please. 349 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:11,930 - What'd he say? - He told me to sit. 350 00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:13,700 So go sit. 351 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,159 Who's turn is it now? 352 00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:19,030 A meeting with the representative of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 353 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,360 - He takes care of the German prisoners. - And then? 354 00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:24,800 A meeting about the front. Scheduled for six minutes, sir. 355 00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:27,550 The one responsible for civilian rights, what's his name? 356 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,050 Eduardo Mezzullo. 357 00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,760 - Let's go, hurry up. - Yes sir. 358 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,480 Mr. Mezzullo? Captain Malaparte? Captain Wren? 359 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:01,610 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 360 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,510 - They said mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma, ma. 361 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,950 Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 362 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:12,800 I understand you have a certain number of prisoners 363 00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:17,780 - ...of German prisoners... - 273, mr. general. There are 273... 364 00:25:17,790 --> 00:25:20,760 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 365 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,680 Mounted a what? 366 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:26,010 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 367 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:29,150 No, mr. general. They were imprisoned by the Italian people 368 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,400 when they fought in Naples. 369 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:33,700 There was a great insurrection that lasted four days 370 00:25:33,710 --> 00:25:36,200 with injuries and casualties... 371 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:39,260 Believe me, we suffered, mr. general. 372 00:25:39,270 --> 00:25:41,030 Yes, yes, I understand, mr. Mezzullo. 373 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,250 My name is Mazzulo. Ma. Ma! 374 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:46,240 Listen, I'd like to go directly to the matter at hand. 375 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,700 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 376 00:25:50,710 --> 00:25:53,220 I understand that it must be a terrible burden on you 377 00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:55,860 with the price of food rising like it has. 378 00:25:55,880 --> 00:26:00,670 And, naturally, you have the right to, shall we say, recompense. 379 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,850 Care to explain, captain? 380 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,560 - You'll be compensated. - Yes, I understand. 381 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:09,810 The Fifth American Army is prepared to pay 382 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,800 a thousand liras for every person 383 00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:16,830 You're a very kind man, mr. general. I'm grateful. 384 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:21,970 But the price has changed now. The price, we do it by weight. 385 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,900 - 100 liras per kilo. - What? 386 00:26:24,910 --> 00:26:26,870 It's 100 liras per kilo. 387 00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:30,100 So a man who weighs 80 kg would cost 8 thousand liras! 388 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:35,180 These days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 389 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:38,170 Captain Malaparte, tell him that he's crazy. 390 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,930 - The general is a serious man. - Who are you? 391 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:43,830 Listen, whoever you are 392 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,900 you have 24 hours to accept my offer. 393 00:26:46,910 --> 00:26:49,360 After that, I'll have to speak with the military police. 394 00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:53,080 And I guarantee that you'll be left without 395 00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:57,250 - ...all 270 or so prisoners. - It's 273! 396 00:26:57,260 --> 00:27:00,090 Alright, we'll see. Let's go. 397 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,610 He's a serious man, the one with the German prisoners. 398 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,650 I am too. 399 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,920 The US government saddles us with the rules 400 00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:12,580 of the Geneva Convention regarding prisoners of war! 401 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,560 I'm going to take them by force. 402 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:17,510 You can hide everyone in Italy in the caverns of Naples 403 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,380 and never find them. 404 00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:22,450 In that case, I'll have that man shot. 405 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:25,780 If you do that, you'll never see those prisoners. 406 00:27:25,790 --> 00:27:28,870 Why don't you let me take care of this? 407 00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:33,330 And you, captain? What's your role in all of this? 408 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,250 Me, sir? I'm here for the conference about the communication. 409 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:38,820 The communcation, just what we need. 410 00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:41,770 Alright, Malaparte, lead this man. 411 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:45,380 - You'll go with the captain. - But I... 412 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,080 What? 413 00:27:48,010 --> 00:27:49,730 Nothing, sir. 414 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,600 Damn Italians. 415 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,180 I'm Jimmy Wren. 416 00:28:04,060 --> 00:28:05,480 What are you discussing? 417 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:07,840 Well, you know, the price of human flesh 418 00:28:07,850 --> 00:28:10,720 is below that for beef or pork. 419 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:14,610 A week ago, you could get a 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 420 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:19,180 Now she'd be worth no more than four, bones and all. 421 00:28:19,190 --> 00:28:21,500 The Sicilian girls invaded the market. 422 00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:23,730 They're older, so they cost less. 423 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:27,790 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: from behind they're all the same. 424 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,870 - All of 'em except your sister, Jimmy? - I don't have a sister. 425 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,730 Though if I had one, what would that have to do with anything? 426 00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:35,830 Lovely, lovely American boy. 427 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:42,804 Lovely, come with me. I like you come, come. 428 00:28:42,830 --> 00:28:45,420 - What lovely skin. - No, thank you. 429 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:47,990 Come with me. 430 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,040 - No, thank you. - Come! 431 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,320 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 432 00:28:56,330 --> 00:28:59,620 - Looks like you're having luck. - Yup, some luck. 433 00:29:03,010 --> 00:29:06,290 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 434 00:29:06,860 --> 00:29:09,160 Did you see what they did when they went by? 435 00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:11,300 Come on, you have to see it to believe it! 436 00:29:13,330 --> 00:29:16,100 See that? They're blonde everywhere. 437 00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:17,980 What sort of Sicilians are they? 438 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,590 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes 439 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,170 when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 440 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:26,200 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 441 00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:29,280 - Which is... - I don't know... 442 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,980 I feel like I'm seeing Europe. 443 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,430 - Let's go. - Where to? 444 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,230 To see Italy. 445 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,590 Good day. 446 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:49,570 - So what happened? - Nothing. 447 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,620 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 448 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,930 Yes, he's interested in Italian artistry. 449 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:58,090 - Show him what you make. - Italian artistry? 450 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:01,190 He's not interested... 451 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,480 Yes, yes. Are you interested? 452 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:05,550 - Yes. - Do you like what we do? 453 00:30:06,450 --> 00:30:08,830 Put on the wig. 454 00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,510 - No, you go. - Not me. 455 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,490 - My God! - You'll see. 456 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,480 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here! 457 00:30:16,490 --> 00:30:20,190 What are you thinking about? Stay right here! 458 00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:23,220 You're going to show off for that man. 459 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,950 Go on. 460 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:27,730 - What's going on? - Wait there... 461 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:30,820 Oh God, you have to be patient. 462 00:30:31,650 --> 00:30:34,480 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 463 00:30:34,490 --> 00:30:38,270 - Tell them I'm poor. - He's a good man. 464 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,670 - A good man. - An artist. 465 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,980 I was a tailor, but these days... 466 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:49,800 It's ready. 467 00:30:58,930 --> 00:31:00,450 What is? 468 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:04,330 - What we did, it's wrong. - Explain it to him. 469 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:08,410 Black soldiers like blonde women. 470 00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:11,080 In Naples, it's hard to find blonde women. 471 00:31:11,090 --> 00:31:13,060 We made that up. 472 00:31:13,070 --> 00:31:15,040 Black soldiers like blonde girls. 473 00:31:15,050 --> 00:31:17,540 Naples is teeming with blondes. 474 00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,560 - I want one. - You want one? 475 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:22,090 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 476 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:25,920 - Is he going to pay for that? - No, no, seven, seven! 477 00:31:25,930 --> 00:31:28,840 No, ten dollars! You have to be very patient. 478 00:31:28,850 --> 00:31:31,900 It's a lot of work, that's for sure. A lot of work. 479 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,930 Right, Right, ten dollars. 480 00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:37,800 A lot of patience. 481 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,220 This is crazy! 482 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,250 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war 483 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,670 do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 484 00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,770 They don't have to be. 485 00:31:47,796 --> 00:31:50,225 In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 486 00:31:51,270 --> 00:31:53,330 Good night. 487 00:31:59,850 --> 00:32:01,430 Upstairs. 488 00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:20,340 Come in. 489 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,170 - Shall we go? - Where? 490 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:25,490 Mr. Eduardo has found us. 491 00:33:16,460 --> 00:33:18,150 What's going on? 492 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,210 - What are they doing? - Leave it alone a bit. 493 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:37,480 How did you get that tank? 494 00:33:37,490 --> 00:33:40,010 - You see... - It's one of ours... 495 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,990 - You see... - It's property of the army... 496 00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:49,110 Perhaps mr. Eduardo will explain. 497 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:08,680 Good day. Wait a moment. 498 00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,150 I don't see why I should be interested. 499 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,770 A tank, what am I going to do with that? 500 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,720 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 501 00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:45,010 - It's American. Authentic. - I don't smoke. 502 00:34:45,020 --> 00:34:47,120 - No? Want one? - Yes, thank you. 503 00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:50,400 The war's over, you know... 504 00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:54,010 - Metal, metal. Lots of metal. - Ten tons of iron. 505 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,610 Yes, metal. 506 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:58,540 - A cannon, a big cannon! - Yes, I know... 507 00:34:58,550 --> 00:35:01,370 But the cannon is just old metal. What am I supposed to do with a cannon? 508 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:02,950 The war is over. 509 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,790 - A transmittor radio. - A radio... 510 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,170 Did the general agree to this? Does he know? 511 00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:14,270 Does he know? Don't kid around, don't kid around. 512 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,910 I bet that this entire circus is 513 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,730 to convince us to accept his conditions. 514 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,480 Why? Aren't you convinced? 515 00:35:33,510 --> 00:35:37,010 Did you see what that idiot offered for a new Sherman tank? 516 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,610 - I saw, I saw... - We had a sure thing! 517 00:35:39,630 --> 00:35:42,670 Believe me, he isn't the only Italian in Naples 518 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,450 we'll find someone and get ten thousand... 519 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:16,070 Damn it! 520 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,290 - Bastards! - Sons of bitches! 521 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,870 Hello. 522 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:24,030 - So then... - Very well. 523 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,850 - We accept your conditions. - Very good, my boy. 524 00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,280 You've done well, I'm happy. 525 00:36:29,290 --> 00:36:31,960 Until tomorrow, we need the general's authorization. 526 00:36:31,970 --> 00:36:34,740 Of course, and tell the general to hurry 527 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,060 because the price goes up every day. 528 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,500 Better said, every hour. 529 00:36:39,930 --> 00:36:41,930 He wants to raise the price. 530 00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:45,200 But that's not fair! 531 00:36:45,210 --> 00:36:47,840 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 532 00:36:47,850 --> 00:36:49,230 What is he saying? 533 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,970 - That everything's fine. - Great. 534 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:54,020 I'm satisfied. Well done boys. 535 00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:58,170 - Charismatic, isn't he? - Ok, Jimmy. 536 00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:00,730 - Alright, it's set. - Yeah. 537 00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:15,679 You know, she looks like a girl that I knew in Atlanta. 538 00:37:15,705 --> 00:37:17,480 Let me see, let me see. 539 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:21,240 You know, there's a name for that. Pussy wig. 540 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:25,300 Merkin. M-E-R-K-l-N. 541 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,260 - Of course! - Don't you trust me? 542 00:37:28,270 --> 00:37:30,620 - No, I don't. - He doesn't trust me! 543 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,540 If anyone knows, it's Goldberg. 544 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,207 He's the specialist. 545 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:37,200 - Easy, sailor! - Come on, relax! 546 00:37:37,210 --> 00:37:40,150 Soldier! Soldier, calm down or you're headed to the pen! 547 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,510 - Put your hands up, pal! - What the hell! 548 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,490 Well, there they go again. 549 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:49,780 What did we order? 550 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:52,280 Bull's tail. Sliced. 551 00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:53,950 A speciality from the south. 552 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,250 I think they gave me the part that was stuck to the bull's tail. 553 00:37:57,260 --> 00:38:00,240 I'll admit it's not humming bird hearts with truffles. 554 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:02,740 Look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 555 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:05,240 The part the bull used to clean its ass 556 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:08,330 served in a sauce with a texture like old motor oil 557 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:11,810 and all topped off with the waiter's stinking breath. 558 00:38:11,820 --> 00:38:15,220 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 559 00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:17,450 It's wartime and, in Naples 560 00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,870 good ingredients aren't always easy to come across. 561 00:38:19,890 --> 00:38:21,480 See? What did I say? 562 00:38:21,490 --> 00:38:25,360 I'm not going to keep eating this stuff. No offense, captain. 563 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:28,460 No, I don't blame you. It's just a bad habit of mine. 564 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:33,600 I enjoy subtle flavors like bull's tail with nutmeg 565 00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,350 celery, white wine 566 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,720 but my first bite of this 567 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:45,070 was unpleasantly sweet, the skin all sticky, just bad. 568 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,380 I took a good look at the plate and what I saw wasn't bull's tail. 569 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,930 But the first rule of good manners 570 00:38:51,940 --> 00:38:54,040 is to never upset the appetite of the other diners. 571 00:38:54,050 --> 00:39:00,276 So, I ate, thinking "My God look at what this rationing has caused." 572 00:39:00,302 --> 00:39:01,550 First, a finger 573 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:06,330 then another, and then an entire human hand! 574 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,840 Look! 575 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:16,700 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 576 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,420 - Let's go have some coffee. - That was good, how'd you do that? 577 00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:31,290 It wasn't easy, I can assure you... 578 00:39:34,820 --> 00:39:35,950 Three coffees. 579 00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:41,660 Malaparte, you're a genius! The way you arranged those bones 580 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:45,340 without anyone seeing. And how'd you make the nails? 581 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,770 Jimmy, do you think I kidded? 582 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:51,860 - My God! - What? Damn! 583 00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:55,180 Hey, do you have identification? 584 00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:58,170 Easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 585 00:40:01,830 --> 00:40:05,440 What's the problem, captain? Does the Italian Army not have uniforms? 586 00:40:05,450 --> 00:40:07,520 Forgive me, sir. We're just doing our job. 587 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:10,360 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 588 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,690 You're making a mistake! 589 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,080 - Jimmy! - Hello, Anna. 590 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:19,780 Come here. 591 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:22,470 Buy me a drink? 592 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,979 Yes. Please... 593 00:40:27,005 --> 00:40:28,800 Two whiskeys. 594 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:32,170 I know those American snobs like the back of my hand. 595 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,190 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me 596 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:38,550 men who worked their way up 597 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,630 and she likes Italians even less. 598 00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:43,630 Of course I'll do everything I can. 599 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,410 But she really doesn't like Italians. 600 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:47,100 But you're different. 601 00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:49,950 You know the Pope and that idiot Picasso. 602 00:40:50,830 --> 00:40:52,710 - Ice? - No. 603 00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,550 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris 604 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,590 and who painted the cieling in the Sistine Chapel. 605 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,330 Those old Bostonians love that sort of thing. 606 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:05,670 I've only met His Holiness twice, general. 607 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,580 I know, I know, I know... 608 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,450 But I was thinking 609 00:41:10,020 --> 00:41:12,510 I'd like to hold a banquet in her honor 610 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,400 in the style of the Renaissance, you know... 611 00:41:15,410 --> 00:41:20,300 in some sort of old palace, with waiters 612 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:22,721 in wigs and white gloves. 613 00:41:22,747 --> 00:41:24,650 What do you think? 614 00:41:24,660 --> 00:41:27,500 Not bad. We could get the Toledo Palace. 615 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:31,840 - Great, and then... - Yes, leave it to me. 616 00:41:31,850 --> 00:41:33,990 Exactly! Keep her far away from me 617 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,150 so she won't bother me. 618 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,740 - Take care of her. - Yes. 619 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,480 Have some fun with that dog. 620 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,790 He's incredible. Very good, Febo! 621 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,540 Fetch! 622 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,690 Splendid. Very good. 623 00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:19,840 - Very good, Maria. - Thank you sir. Bon apettite. 624 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,440 - Thank you. - Thank you. 625 00:42:21,450 --> 00:42:23,520 Marvellous, isn't it? 626 00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:26,610 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 627 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:28,760 You're scaring me! 628 00:42:33,610 --> 00:42:35,230 So... 629 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:42,010 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 630 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:44,760 Wait. This is the danger. 631 00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:47,710 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 632 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:52,580 You know, I'm discovering Americans. 633 00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:56,680 What surprising people. They're clean and crystalline. 634 00:42:56,690 --> 00:42:59,700 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 635 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:06,610 - May I say something? - Yes. 636 00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:09,460 I'm starting to feel the effect. 637 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:12,280 Really? 638 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:24,580 - Are you waiting? - Yes, I can't take it anymore. 639 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:41,520 It's been so long, Curzio! 640 00:44:02,970 --> 00:44:05,990 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 641 00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:12,420 Careful, she's looking this way! 642 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,660 Is she crazy? My God! 643 00:44:17,990 --> 00:44:20,450 - My God, that woman is crazy! - She's nothing but trouble! 644 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:23,120 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 645 00:44:23,140 --> 00:44:25,650 Sicily, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 646 00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,330 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 647 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:10,530 - Maam... - Thank you. 648 00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:13,100 I'm general Howes, representantive of general Cork. 649 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,260 Major Beckwith, general Cork's assistant. 650 00:45:20,270 --> 00:45:22,380 The general would love to be here personally, maam 651 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,850 but duty calls. 652 00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:26,350 At least someone's fighting the war. 653 00:45:32,410 --> 00:45:35,790 This is captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 654 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,410 We'll see... 655 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:43,090 I hope to be useful to your mission, colonel Wyatt. 656 00:45:43,100 --> 00:45:46,120 General Cork has briefed me. 657 00:45:46,140 --> 00:45:48,340 General Cork has directed captain Malaparte 658 00:45:48,350 --> 00:45:50,630 to help you, mrs. Wyatt. 659 00:45:50,650 --> 00:45:53,830 Obviously, you'll have to cooperate with the population 660 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,780 and Malaparte will be very useful. 661 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:58,740 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 662 00:46:02,190 --> 00:46:05,240 So what do you do in peace time? 663 00:46:05,250 --> 00:46:07,150 I was far too young to remember. 664 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,550 He was in Spain before that, and before that, Ethiopia. 665 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:15,620 He should have gone to the US. Our Italians are pretty well off. 666 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,420 You're right, but there were already enough organ players. 667 00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:21,210 Are you making fun of me, captain? 668 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:24,670 No, on the contrary, I admire your assurance. 669 00:46:24,780 --> 00:46:28,310 You're everything we're not. 670 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,700 You think so? 671 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,990 Get away from me! I said leave me alone! 672 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,940 - Don't touch me! - Keep away! 673 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:02,370 - Come on, let's go, come on! - Out, come on, let's go! 674 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:07,550 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, general, but I'm afraid I can't. 675 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:10,120 But my dear general, this is an unprecedented shame! 676 00:47:10,140 --> 00:47:12,910 Incredible, a scandal! 677 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:17,190 My men are, how shall I say, hypersexuall. 678 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,300 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything 679 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:23,510 in a sunflower, to be precise. 680 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,280 A sunflower is enough for them. 681 00:47:27,140 --> 00:47:31,080 The point is, general, that depriving my troops of penicillin 682 00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:32,750 is a crime! 683 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,620 Syphilis is destroying their combat strength. 684 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,130 Yes, one penis after another. 685 00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,750 General, Guillaume, every month 686 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,530 I recieve a limited supply of penicillin from the United States. 687 00:47:47,540 --> 00:47:50,520 And what do you think my priority should be? 688 00:47:50,530 --> 00:47:53,510 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers 689 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,620 or a wounded American? 690 00:47:57,300 --> 00:47:58,700 Now please excuse me. 691 00:47:58,726 --> 00:48:02,020 General Cork, it's colonel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 692 00:48:05,410 --> 00:48:07,750 Be quick about it, colonel. We're at war. 693 00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:12,270 What? 694 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,990 No, no, that makes no sense. Let's start over from the beginning. 695 00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:25,620 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 696 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:30,130 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 697 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,730 Tomato soup? Yes, I think that's alright. 698 00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:37,610 And don't forget the bleach. 699 00:48:37,630 --> 00:48:40,710 I don't know, it looks like we'll have to look after her stomach. 700 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,580 Anything else? 701 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:48,000 But why isn't there any fresh fish in Naples? 702 00:48:48,850 --> 00:48:52,240 Colonel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 703 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:55,540 The Bay of Napoles is mined from here to Sicily. 704 00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:59,810 But when Mark Cork gives that renaissance dinner there will be 705 00:49:01,530 --> 00:49:04,650 fish cooked with mayonaise, understand? 706 00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:07,380 How do you know? 707 00:49:07,930 --> 00:49:09,900 Try the aquarium... 708 00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,820 Soldier... 709 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:20,260 Fish cooked with mayonaise. Jesus! 710 00:49:21,970 --> 00:49:24,150 Do you think she'll like that? 711 00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:28,030 - I have no idea. - I expect Malaparte knows for sure... 712 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,530 Thank you. 713 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,830 - How much is it? - Ten liras. 714 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,250 Thank you. 715 00:49:37,690 --> 00:49:39,440 Yes, understood. 716 00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,360 Alright. 717 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:45,530 Thank you. 718 00:49:45,540 --> 00:49:48,170 A renaissance banquet in the middle of the Second World War. 719 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:51,260 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid 720 00:49:51,270 --> 00:49:54,300 those terrible meat rations and canned pineapple. 721 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,730 Idiot! What are you doing, sergeant? 722 00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:04,810 Excuse me captain, but private Prewitt 723 00:50:04,820 --> 00:50:07,020 had a regrettable case of Mussolini's revenge. 724 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,270 And it was sudden! 725 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,860 Right, continue, sergeant. But get out of there! 726 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:28,790 Damn it! 727 00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,860 Stop, there are landmines! They'll be killed! 728 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:40,630 My God, Prewitt! 729 00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:55,220 Let me see. 730 00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:57,280 - Are you a medic? - No, but I know what to do. 731 00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,920 Then get your dirty hands off him! 732 00:51:12,430 --> 00:51:14,510 Give me something to cover him with. 733 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,880 Why waste time on that, captain? 734 00:51:35,900 --> 00:51:38,800 - We have to get him to the hospital! - There have been many cases like this. 735 00:51:38,810 --> 00:51:42,910 If we move him, he'll have a cruel death before we get him to the hospital. 736 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,060 If we make him comfortable, the pain will pass. 737 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:47,940 - He'll die in his sleep. - Like a dog! 738 00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:50,270 - Shut your mouth, sergeant! - Go find a medic, Jimmy. 739 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,590 Bring morphine, I'll take the responsibility. 740 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,300 Him? He's Italian! 741 00:51:54,310 --> 00:51:56,980 That's an American soldier there, captain! 742 00:51:56,990 --> 00:51:58,540 Now listen, sergeant! 743 00:51:58,550 --> 00:52:01,190 That man is a captain with more experience than either of us. 744 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,710 We're going to do what he says. 745 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,830 And follow his orders! 746 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,360 I'll take full responsibility! 747 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:08,480 We have to distract him, to do something 748 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:10,150 so he doesn't realize he's dying. 749 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,060 There's only one thing we can do. 750 00:52:12,070 --> 00:52:15,610 Listen idiot, if you're wrong about this 751 00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:17,700 if that doctor doesn't come 752 00:52:17,710 --> 00:52:19,920 I'll rip your guts out just like his, got that? 753 00:52:19,930 --> 00:52:22,090 Now hurry it up. 754 00:52:27,930 --> 00:52:31,730 Well now Prewitt, you're lucky. You're going home... 755 00:52:32,930 --> 00:52:34,570 Just wet his lips. 756 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,179 You know, I always thought you were lucky Prewitt 757 00:52:39,205 --> 00:52:40,840 but this was surprising. 758 00:52:40,850 --> 00:52:42,890 The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. 759 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,730 A few days with pretty nurses bending over in front of you 760 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,670 and resting their tits on your shoulder 761 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:49,650 and then you're on a plane headed to the USA. 762 00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:51,670 - Isn't that right, Kaminsky? - Yes, yes... 763 00:52:52,350 --> 00:52:54,220 Keep talking, sergeant. 764 00:52:54,230 --> 00:52:56,000 Leave that idiot here. 765 00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,280 He's stuck in this stinking country. 766 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:02,980 - Hey, jerk! - Chewing gum. 767 00:53:02,990 --> 00:53:05,820 - Macaroni! - Yankee dollar! 768 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,060 Fag! 769 00:53:09,070 --> 00:53:12,810 Come on Prewitt. Come on, cut that out. 770 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,810 You want to see this guy's imitation of Mussolini? 771 00:53:17,630 --> 00:53:20,010 Hey you, show him your Mussolini impersonation. 772 00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,060 Italian men! 773 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,570 Italian women! 774 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,190 For twenty centuries... 775 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,090 Sorry, I can't. 776 00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:45,420 Cut that out, Prewitt. 777 00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:49,550 What are you doing here? Don't you know it's forbidden? 778 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,400 It's a minefield. 779 00:53:51,820 --> 00:53:53,470 Get lost! 780 00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:04,800 Get that bitch out of here! 781 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,770 Out, out! 782 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:12,400 Can you get that Italian bitch out of here? 783 00:54:12,410 --> 00:54:15,860 - Get out bitch! - Enough! 784 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,610 Are you here to fight Germans or to insult Italians? 785 00:54:20,470 --> 00:54:22,600 You're killing them! 786 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:50,310 Out, out! Go! 787 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,820 - Step aside boys, move! - The medic's here! 788 00:55:34,530 --> 00:55:38,230 It's too late. Nothing can be done. 789 00:55:46,150 --> 00:55:49,110 Thank you. Thank you. 790 00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:54,710 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 791 00:55:57,780 --> 00:55:58,980 No! 792 00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:32,670 - What's her name? - Maria Concetta. 793 00:56:41,130 --> 00:56:43,860 Before continuing with this simple meal 794 00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,060 I'd like to say, mrs. Wyatt, on behalf of all of us 795 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:49,320 we have a great debt to repay you. 796 00:56:49,330 --> 00:56:51,089 Your presence at this table 797 00:56:51,115 --> 00:56:55,136 tonight serves as a reminder that we must win this war 798 00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:59,440 as soon as possible so we can go back to the women we love. 799 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:02,840 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 800 00:57:02,850 --> 00:57:04,500 Thank you. 801 00:57:05,980 --> 00:57:09,300 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 802 00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:21,470 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 803 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,610 The princess of Toledo. 804 00:57:24,230 --> 00:57:28,940 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 805 00:57:28,950 --> 00:57:31,900 - Isn't that right captain? - Not all of them, thank God. 806 00:57:31,910 --> 00:57:35,850 But captain, you must surely know princess Carmela Esposito. 807 00:57:35,860 --> 00:57:38,570 She was my best friend in school. 808 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:42,670 - Esposito? - Princess Carmela Esposito. 809 00:57:43,510 --> 00:57:46,980 Princess Carmela Esposito, mrs. Wyatt, is an impostor. 810 00:57:46,990 --> 00:57:50,870 - What was that captain? - Princess Esposito doesn't exist. 811 00:57:50,890 --> 00:57:52,990 "Esposito" is a name given to children 812 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,560 abandoned at hospices. 813 00:57:56,550 --> 00:58:01,160 Sadly, there are more Espositos in Naples than ever. 814 00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:03,670 Captain, all I know is that my friend 815 00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,280 princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 816 00:58:07,290 --> 00:58:09,600 Our State Department tells me 817 00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:13,110 that she was always an anti-fascist and I plan on visiting her. 818 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:17,740 If she's an anti-fascist, I'd say that that's proof 819 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:19,810 that she's not a princess. 820 00:58:21,050 --> 00:58:23,020 If what you're saying is true, captain 821 00:58:23,030 --> 00:58:25,840 then there were many other people in Cambridge 822 00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:28,060 who were greatly decieved 823 00:58:28,070 --> 00:58:30,660 which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 824 00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:34,670 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the best. 825 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,580 Very well, captain, very well. 826 00:58:36,590 --> 00:58:40,570 A moment, please. I'd like to bring your attention 827 00:58:40,580 --> 00:58:42,830 to the next item on our menu. 828 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,170 Fish cooked in mayonaisse. 829 00:58:45,180 --> 00:58:49,160 We owe colonel Eliot our gratitude for this repast 830 00:58:49,170 --> 00:58:54,020 and the good colonel tells us that this dish is called 831 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,960 'Siren'. 832 00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:01,990 - Do you know it, captain? - Yes, I know it very well. 833 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,880 Siren, the mermaid of Naples. Extremely rare. 834 00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:08,380 But I've seen it several times... 835 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,160 - Where? - At the aquarium. 836 00:59:10,170 --> 00:59:13,580 You can't be referring to siren, the seductress in Homer's 'Odyssey'. 837 00:59:13,590 --> 00:59:16,480 Wretches. It's just an ordinary fish. 838 00:59:16,490 --> 00:59:19,050 Mermaids don't exist. 839 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,120 My God, it's a baby! A cooked baby! 840 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:32,050 We have to bury it! 841 00:59:32,060 --> 00:59:34,550 Cover her up! Cover her up! 842 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,510 I swear, it's an edible fish, general. 843 00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:39,870 It's a fish, mr. general... 844 00:59:39,890 --> 00:59:42,550 It's a fish, I swear! A fish! 845 00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,810 It don't care what they say. My God! 846 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:49,190 - Well, in Philadelphia... - Gentlemen, sit, please. 847 00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:51,440 Please mrs. Wyatt. 848 00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:56,630 Now, the good Lord knows what Mark Cork' stomach thinks 849 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,500 of fish cooked in mayonaisse. 850 00:59:58,510 --> 01:00:00,620 I don't like war either 851 01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:04,480 but someone has to lead. 852 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:07,280 Serve them! 853 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,600 I knew it was a fish from the beginning! 854 01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:14,510 Thank you. 855 01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,284 This is all I could sting. 856 01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:34,320 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, alright? 857 01:01:34,330 --> 01:01:36,700 - Here, take it. - A package? That's all you got? 858 01:01:40,210 --> 01:01:41,970 - Fuck! - That's absurd! 859 01:01:50,110 --> 01:01:53,480 Let me go! Let me go! 860 01:01:53,490 --> 01:01:56,840 Let me go! Bastard! 861 01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:04,700 Jean Louis! 862 01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:08,150 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 863 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,720 So what are you doing in this corner of the world? 864 01:02:10,730 --> 01:02:12,910 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 865 01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,990 Yes, I had forgotten about count Marx. 866 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,010 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 867 01:02:17,020 --> 01:02:18,920 Yours and that of your entire generation. 868 01:02:18,930 --> 01:02:21,830 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx 869 01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,830 if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 870 01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:26,584 And where is it written that you have 871 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:28,510 to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 872 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,270 You don't understand the youth of today 873 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,360 you can't imagine how different they are. 874 01:02:32,370 --> 01:02:35,080 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 875 01:02:35,090 --> 01:02:37,860 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 876 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,650 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sends word that he can't come. 877 01:02:41,660 --> 01:02:44,050 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Did something happen? 878 01:02:44,060 --> 01:02:45,780 No, no. He won't be able to come. 879 01:02:45,790 --> 01:02:48,020 He wants you to cover for him. We have to go. 880 01:02:48,470 --> 01:02:49,960 Bye. 881 01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:52,660 Wait a bit. 882 01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,470 - Hey baby, how much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck! 883 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,370 - That's what I'm asking about. - Go eat shit! 884 01:02:59,390 --> 01:03:00,770 Alright. 885 01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:03,120 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 886 01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:05,280 There's some boys that need a medic. 887 01:03:05,290 --> 01:03:08,130 - Come with me. - I didn't finish my studies. 888 01:03:08,150 --> 01:03:10,430 If you don't say anything then I won't either, alright? 889 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,050 Come. 890 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,080 - Jimmy! - I thought you weren't coming. 891 01:03:36,330 --> 01:03:37,650 We have to stop along the way. 892 01:03:37,660 --> 01:03:39,900 Pasqualino's coming too. 893 01:03:40,500 --> 01:03:42,330 Let's go! 894 01:03:58,130 --> 01:04:02,950 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius isn't dormant. 895 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:07,160 And examining the seismographs, we can see that activity 896 01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:09,260 has increased in recent weeks. 897 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,900 - Does that always happen? - Absolutely not. 898 01:04:13,910 --> 01:04:16,990 This is the first time I see this phenomenon. 899 01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,710 - Strange... - Yes. 900 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,690 Maria, we... 901 01:04:29,610 --> 01:04:32,340 Excuse me, one moment. 902 01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:39,510 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 903 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,190 Tell my father we're going to see the nuns. 904 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:45,620 - What? - For my father. 905 01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,410 Don't tell him I was with you. 906 01:04:48,420 --> 01:04:51,990 Wait, wait! I'll take you! 907 01:04:53,070 --> 01:04:56,920 - No, we're going to take the tram. - When will we meet up? 908 01:04:57,910 --> 01:05:00,680 In two days. In the same place as always. 909 01:05:00,690 --> 01:05:02,850 Will you think about me? 910 01:05:03,570 --> 01:05:05,190 I will. 911 01:05:11,010 --> 01:05:13,870 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 912 01:05:14,910 --> 01:05:17,740 You can't imagine how different they are 913 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,460 they're better, they have revolution in their blood. 914 01:05:20,470 --> 01:05:22,680 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that... 915 01:05:22,690 --> 01:05:24,930 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 916 01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:29,310 Imagine what your mother would say if she heard you talk that way 917 01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:33,340 about someone you never met, and someone who has passed away at that. 918 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:37,790 Mouth... 919 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,420 Sir, I want to go to Munich. 920 01:05:41,430 --> 01:05:43,530 What for? There's food here. 921 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,370 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 922 01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:47,560 No, I'm very sorry. I don't have anything. 923 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:52,740 - The Geneva Convention, prisioner. - Mouth... 924 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,270 The gentlemen will say that they're in good health 925 01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,883 there's nothing to complain about. 926 01:05:56,909 --> 01:05:59,065 This prisoner has appealed to the Geneva Convention. 927 01:05:59,091 --> 01:06:01,420 He's got no case at all that idiot refuses to eat. 928 01:06:01,446 --> 01:06:04,210 He's skin and bones. I lost money on this one. 929 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:07,760 But the price of the others went up by 200 liras, right? 930 01:06:07,770 --> 01:06:11,170 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 931 01:06:11,180 --> 01:06:13,560 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 932 01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:16,370 No, that's not an option. Am I clear? 933 01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:17,730 No, no! 934 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,740 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German! 935 01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,790 On top of that, they're too expensive! Am I making myself clear? 936 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,840 - It's unthinkable. - Alright, I understand. 937 01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:32,020 There's no need to shout. Fat is always useful. 938 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:36,350 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 939 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,300 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap... 940 01:06:42,310 --> 01:06:45,290 That's their problem. Tale a look at that. 941 01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:47,550 "Queen of the skies." 942 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,370 Queen of publicity, that's what she is... 943 01:06:50,390 --> 01:06:53,950 - What do you think? - Well, she's photogenic. 944 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:57,290 What did you say? That they'll make soap out of them? 945 01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:59,270 There's a shortage. 946 01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:03,050 Soap is worth more than 200 liras a kilo. 947 01:07:03,060 --> 01:07:05,870 And God knows people in Naples need it. 948 01:07:05,890 --> 01:07:08,750 - You must be joking. - No, general. 949 01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:20,460 It isn't hard to find. 950 01:07:25,030 --> 01:07:29,330 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 951 01:07:29,340 --> 01:07:31,170 I never have to. 952 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,690 I was thinking of helping you... 953 01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,100 with communcations. 954 01:07:46,030 --> 01:07:48,450 Well, that should be fine. 955 01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:53,900 Now to test it. Want to come with me? 956 01:07:55,270 --> 01:07:59,160 Yes, with pleasure, but what was the problem? 957 01:07:59,170 --> 01:08:02,940 Nearly nothing at all. Just old, I think. 958 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:07,240 The damned motor was stuck together with wire when I got here. 959 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,120 But it's been fixed. 960 01:08:15,710 --> 01:08:17,600 Try it. 961 01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:01,090 Enough, enough! 962 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,980 Did general Cork send you to be my latin lover? 963 01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:05,820 Enough! 964 01:09:05,830 --> 01:09:10,080 - Confess. - Yes, yes, enough! 965 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:38,970 Forgive me, I was cruel, forgive me... 966 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:42,830 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 967 01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,760 Hey kid, come here. Let's go have some fun. 968 01:10:44,890 --> 01:10:47,370 Two, two! 969 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:30,540 Five dollars. Yes, five dollars. 970 01:11:35,150 --> 01:11:37,590 Hands off! You're disgusting! You depraved animal! 971 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,360 Dirty pig! 972 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,270 How can they do it? 973 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,950 My God, how can they sell their own children? 974 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:04,160 They're hungry. It's better to sell them than to eat them. 975 01:12:04,170 --> 01:12:08,400 You're a degenerate. All of Naples is degenerate! 976 01:12:08,410 --> 01:12:09,900 Why did you bring me here? 977 01:12:09,910 --> 01:12:12,080 So I can feel as degenerate as you? 978 01:12:12,090 --> 01:12:13,780 We didn't start this war. 979 01:12:13,790 --> 01:12:16,630 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes! 980 01:12:16,650 --> 01:12:18,960 A pack of cigarettes? 981 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:24,226 Maam, what will you give me for this? 982 01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:25,135 Thank you. 983 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:31,228 With this and a pack of cigarretes I can get bread for a large family. 984 01:12:31,254 --> 01:12:32,730 Would you like some maam? 985 01:12:32,740 --> 01:12:36,470 - Here - Thank you. 986 01:12:37,290 --> 01:12:41,310 - I brought you here because... - Because everyone can be cruel. 987 01:12:47,470 --> 01:12:51,010 - Are we even now? - Yes. 988 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:01,910 - Do you need anything else from me? - No, no. 989 01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:14,920 Jimmy? What did I do to you? 990 01:13:14,930 --> 01:13:17,520 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 991 01:13:17,890 --> 01:13:20,370 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 992 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,910 - Here. - What's that? 993 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,880 Try it. 994 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:32,610 Here, like this. 995 01:13:32,630 --> 01:13:34,730 Are you crazy? I already have my own. 996 01:13:34,740 --> 01:13:37,130 Did you bring this filthy thing from the America? 997 01:13:37,150 --> 01:13:41,020 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 998 01:13:41,030 --> 01:13:42,970 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 999 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:44,360 Every last hair. 1000 01:13:44,380 --> 01:13:47,700 Who gave you this? Where'd you get it, Jimmy? 1001 01:13:47,710 --> 01:13:50,920 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 1002 01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:57,180 Jimmy, come here. Come here! 1003 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,980 Forgive me. Excuse me. 1004 01:14:12,070 --> 01:14:15,710 I'd like to... I'm looking for... 1005 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,840 - Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1006 01:14:19,850 --> 01:14:24,470 She has a brother... Pasqualino. 1007 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:27,800 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1008 01:14:27,810 --> 01:14:30,450 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1009 01:14:30,460 --> 01:14:32,590 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1010 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:39,130 Her father doesn't know. 1011 01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:41,780 Wait, I'll come with you. I'll come with you. 1012 01:14:41,790 --> 01:14:44,180 - Thank you. - Antonio, and you? 1013 01:14:44,190 --> 01:14:45,920 See if he'll give me a couple of dollars. 1014 01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:47,480 - Here. - Thanks. 1015 01:14:47,490 --> 01:14:49,550 - Wait here, I'll be right back. - Yes... 1016 01:14:52,490 --> 01:14:56,030 Straight ahead. Good night! 1017 01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:06,070 Come on! 1018 01:15:16,270 --> 01:15:19,210 - He says that... - What does he say? 1019 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:23,380 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 1020 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,160 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1021 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:31,570 Never. My father... The war... 1022 01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:34,990 He's sick. 1023 01:15:35,980 --> 01:15:38,120 I brought this for him. 1024 01:15:38,140 --> 01:15:39,580 - I see. - Yes. 1025 01:15:39,590 --> 01:15:41,150 - Pretty, isn't it? - Yes. 1026 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,680 But put it away, I can't take it. 1027 01:15:43,690 --> 01:15:46,910 My father musn't know. 1028 01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:59,150 I have to go. I need to drop it off. 1029 01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:03,800 Wait. No, wait, listen... 1030 01:16:03,810 --> 01:16:08,500 I wanted to say, Jimmy, that I'm very happy when I'm with you. 1031 01:16:08,510 --> 01:16:12,460 - But I have to go. - Wait! 1032 01:16:29,810 --> 01:16:33,590 What a lovely butt. So firm! 1033 01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:36,220 It's marvellous. 1034 01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:46,450 It's lovely, very love. 1035 01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:49,160 Come! 1036 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,740 Come, yes, like that. 1037 01:16:54,740 --> 01:16:57,810 Lovely! 1038 01:17:01,790 --> 01:17:04,350 Well, normally I start with the cellar. 1039 01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:06,360 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1040 01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:08,430 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1041 01:17:08,450 --> 01:17:11,880 - Right, we're even. - This way, please. 1042 01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:31,910 - This is a marvellous home, captain! - Thank you. 1043 01:17:37,660 --> 01:17:41,510 Did you buy it or have it built? 1044 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:45,850 I bought it, though I designed the landscape. 1045 01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:48,010 I congratulate you. 1046 01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:52,210 The lady's bath is ready. Will she take it alone? 1047 01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,560 What did she say? 1048 01:17:53,570 --> 01:17:56,910 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1049 01:17:56,920 --> 01:18:01,950 But Maria sometimes simplifies things a bit too much. 1050 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,330 Forgive her. 1051 01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:07,330 It must be difficult to handle so many baths for couples. 1052 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:10,070 No, thank you Maria. 1053 01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:14,590 I think I'll be able to maintain control for... 1054 01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,790 for at least the next five minutes. 1055 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,790 The lady will take a bath in five minutes, and by herself. 1056 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,840 It's from Jean Louis. 1057 01:18:23,850 --> 01:18:27,690 - Urgent! - Right. 1058 01:18:31,460 --> 01:18:35,210 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to organize an orgy. 1059 01:18:35,220 --> 01:18:37,050 You're partially right. 1060 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,860 What part? An orgy, organize or invited? 1061 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:41,460 The third part. 1062 01:18:41,470 --> 01:18:44,940 It's a party exclusively for men. I know you understand me... 1063 01:18:44,950 --> 01:18:47,440 I can look like a man. What do you think? 1064 01:18:49,810 --> 01:18:53,910 - How is Maria Concetta? - She escaped. 1065 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,780 Then you didn't get anything, is that it? 1066 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,430 Yes, and you're going blind. You're even wearing glasses. 1067 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:07,220 Well, the doctor says... It's just that my eyes are exhausted. 1068 01:19:07,230 --> 01:19:08,810 Are you worried about syphilis? 1069 01:19:08,820 --> 01:19:10,840 So we don't want to hear about that, is that right? 1070 01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:13,410 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1071 01:19:15,190 --> 01:19:17,840 Very good! Very good! 1072 01:19:18,390 --> 01:19:21,590 So why are you scratching? 1073 01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:31,710 Here we go. Finally, I think. 1074 01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:36,260 Quiet! 1075 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,690 I was waiting for you. Everything alright? 1076 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,110 Yes, it's fine. 1077 01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:47,700 - It's hot. - Hot? 1078 01:20:50,490 --> 01:20:52,280 It's hot! 1079 01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:02,050 - Go on, push! - It hurts! 1080 01:21:02,060 --> 01:21:05,380 It's too hot! 1081 01:21:06,005 --> 01:21:07,505 Calm down! 1082 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,030 It will pass! 1083 01:21:09,455 --> 01:21:11,455 This is good, everything is ready. 1084 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:19,580 It's too hot! 1085 01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:34,420 Ice, I want some ice. 1086 01:21:34,430 --> 01:21:36,220 Give me a bit of ice. 1087 01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:44,350 - Not coffee. He wants ice! - Ice, I want ice! 1088 01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:47,300 Impossible. Impossible! 1089 01:22:12,580 --> 01:22:14,550 I hope it's a girl. 1090 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:24,120 Relax! 1091 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:26,757 Calm down! Calm down! 1092 01:22:26,783 --> 01:22:29,475 Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength! 1093 01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:32,210 Push, come on! 1094 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:38,990 My God, it's a boy! 1095 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:42,010 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1096 01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:50,550 Here it is, the macarroni. Let's go, let's go! 1097 01:23:53,730 --> 01:23:55,590 Look! 1098 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:29,960 Febo! Febo! 1099 01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:38,720 Febo! 1100 01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:51,920 I apologize, I have to admit, I've never been there. 1101 01:25:54,130 --> 01:25:56,480 You knew I'd be here. 1102 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,910 Are we even? 1103 01:26:05,950 --> 01:26:10,240 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1104 01:26:13,030 --> 01:26:17,740 I believe in my marriage. Even if... 1105 01:26:20,470 --> 01:26:23,970 Febo, Palm... Did you find the dogs? 1106 01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:25,880 No, Febo there wasn't. 1107 01:26:26,860 --> 01:26:28,580 It's my fault. 1108 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:34,450 - You're a good person, captain. - No more than you are, mrs. Wyatt. 1109 01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:40,420 What's this about "net weight in the morning"? 1110 01:26:40,430 --> 01:26:43,310 - What does it mean? - I insisted on that, sir. 1111 01:26:43,336 --> 01:26:47,400 Scientifically the morning is when the human body weighs the least. 1112 01:26:47,410 --> 01:26:51,118 And "net" means they'll be weighed in the nude 1113 01:26:51,144 --> 01:26:55,290 and after having gone through their morning routine. 1114 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,780 I understand... 1115 01:26:56,790 --> 01:26:58,450 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1116 01:26:58,460 --> 01:27:00,780 I assume that you understand that this little transaction 1117 01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:02,760 will cost the American taxpayers 1118 01:27:02,770 --> 01:27:07,870 50.000 dollars in exchange for 20 tons of enemy flesh. 1119 01:27:07,890 --> 01:27:09,050 You don't want to pay? 1120 01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:11,180 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1121 01:27:11,190 --> 01:27:12,430 Isn't democratic? 1122 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,580 I hope the newspapers don't learn about this. 1123 01:27:14,590 --> 01:27:18,820 How is it not democratic? Officers and soldiers cost the same thing. 1124 01:27:18,830 --> 01:27:22,920 - The same price... - Yes, yes, I understand, I understand. 1125 01:27:22,930 --> 01:27:25,070 Ask him, how much would Hitler be? 1126 01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:28,310 - What did he say? - He's asking how much Hitler would cost. 1127 01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:30,250 Thank you. Hitler... 1128 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:33,520 Tell him that with the Fifth Army marching on Rome 1129 01:27:33,530 --> 01:27:36,900 the price is falling ever day. 1130 01:27:36,910 --> 01:27:39,600 It's the Fifth Army's fault the price is falling. 1131 01:27:40,010 --> 01:27:43,580 - That's amusing! - Very well. 1132 01:27:44,450 --> 01:27:46,590 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1133 01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:48,700 Let them in. 1134 01:27:50,590 --> 01:27:52,610 - Is he signing? - Yes. 1135 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:54,940 Come in gentlemen. 1136 01:27:54,950 --> 01:27:57,920 Mr. Eduardo, a group photo. 1137 01:27:57,930 --> 01:28:00,100 - This way. - Yes, with pleasure. 1138 01:28:00,810 --> 01:28:03,690 - Is someone looking for Febo? - Yes. 1139 01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:08,060 - And what about operation "Sky Girl"? - Today or never. 1140 01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,780 - A picture. - Alright. 1141 01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:13,430 Let's go over there. Major Beckwith... 1142 01:28:13,440 --> 01:28:17,590 Antonio, come and take a picture. The poor thing's an orphan. 1143 01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,710 - Yes, of course, here. - Nothing can replace a mother, general. 1144 01:28:30,260 --> 01:28:32,530 Smile for the camera. 1145 01:28:44,324 --> 01:28:46,324 It was dark, but I think it was here. 1146 01:28:49,749 --> 01:28:51,749 Yes, it's here. 1147 01:28:55,910 --> 01:28:57,960 - The Americans. - He's cute. 1148 01:28:59,910 --> 01:29:01,350 - Yes, around here. - Hello. 1149 01:29:03,790 --> 01:29:06,380 Why don't you take one of these? 1150 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:10,350 You're all too tall, Jimmy. Take one home with you. 1151 01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,270 The Americans need to go back to reasonable proportions. 1152 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:15,740 Do you ever take anything seriously? Sometimes... 1153 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:16,930 Yes. 1154 01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:19,670 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1155 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:22,310 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1156 01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:24,950 - What's going on ladies? - How are you? 1157 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:28,280 - Are you free today? - A kiss. 1158 01:29:31,150 --> 01:29:32,560 This is the place. 1159 01:29:32,750 --> 01:29:35,690 Wait here. I'm going to go get the old man. 1160 01:29:36,780 --> 01:29:39,090 Jimmy, don't go. 1161 01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:44,520 I was wrong. I thought you were my friend. 1162 01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:51,050 Ciao, Jimmy! 1163 01:29:52,830 --> 01:29:56,010 Hey, how are you? Where is Maria Concetta? 1164 01:30:16,754 --> 01:30:18,754 No, stop it... 1165 01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:27,580 - Jimmy! - We'll talk later, alright? 1166 01:30:27,590 --> 01:30:30,430 Don't go! Jimmy! 1167 01:30:38,790 --> 01:30:40,690 Relax captain. Get in line like everybody else... 1168 01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:43,160 - What are you waiting for? - The virgin of Naples, isn't it? 1169 01:30:43,170 --> 01:30:46,760 Bullshit! I hear she even does it with horses. 1170 01:30:50,840 --> 01:30:52,650 - How was it? - Save your money. 1171 01:30:52,660 --> 01:30:54,070 Put it into war bonds. 1172 01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:56,150 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1173 01:30:56,160 --> 01:30:58,050 My God, all the quim that isn't being used 1174 01:30:58,060 --> 01:30:59,530 and you keep jacking off. 1175 01:30:59,540 --> 01:31:03,240 Confucius says: "Pussy everyday gets old". 1176 01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:06,650 Go to hell! 1177 01:31:12,190 --> 01:31:14,230 Out, out, out. 1178 01:31:16,010 --> 01:31:17,380 Let's go! 1179 01:31:22,690 --> 01:31:25,590 A dollar each, a dollar... 1180 01:31:27,580 --> 01:31:29,940 Enough, enough! 1181 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:07,160 Relax... 1182 01:32:09,160 --> 01:32:11,720 You want to screw her? 1183 01:32:11,730 --> 01:32:13,800 Impossible. 1184 01:32:13,810 --> 01:32:15,780 You want to be with her? 1185 01:32:15,790 --> 01:32:20,260 Impossible! Because I'm her fatheri. 1186 01:32:22,110 --> 01:32:24,850 - Understand? - No. 1187 01:32:24,860 --> 01:32:27,770 - You wanna fuck her? - Yeah! Yeah! 1188 01:32:29,310 --> 01:32:32,470 Impossible. Impossible! 1189 01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:34,450 I'm her father. 1190 01:32:37,970 --> 01:32:41,020 Gentlemen. Gentlemen... 1191 01:32:41,030 --> 01:32:43,370 The virgin of Naples. 1192 01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:13,610 A real virgin. 1193 01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,170 You can put a finger in if you want, it doesn't bite. 1194 01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:20,010 It doesn't bite. Try it. 1195 01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:22,860 A real virgin. 1196 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:25,720 Virgin. Stick your finger in. 1197 01:33:25,730 --> 01:33:29,560 Touch. Only one finger. 1198 01:33:40,770 --> 01:33:42,190 Cutting in line, captain? 1199 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,280 Relax! Look! 1200 01:34:19,110 --> 01:34:22,850 Satisfied? Satisfied? 1201 01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:25,040 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1202 01:34:25,050 --> 01:34:28,620 Looks like he ruined your business... 1203 01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:31,360 What are you doing, bastard? 1204 01:34:57,660 --> 01:35:00,400 Son of a bitch! You knew the whole time! 1205 01:35:00,410 --> 01:35:02,480 All of you, you're all a bunch of idiots! 1206 01:35:02,490 --> 01:35:04,670 Jimmy, we've lost the war. 1207 01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:07,170 Women and children will suffer more than anyone. 1208 01:35:07,180 --> 01:35:09,040 You're pigs! A country full of pigs! 1209 01:35:09,050 --> 01:35:11,450 - And what about you? - Shut your mouth! 1210 01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:13,990 You go into homes certain you can buy everything 1211 01:35:14,016 --> 01:35:15,610 with chocolate and cigarettes. 1212 01:35:15,630 --> 01:35:17,070 I loved her. 1213 01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:20,330 You loved her? So what's stopping you? 1214 01:35:21,950 --> 01:35:24,240 You're a pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1215 01:35:24,250 --> 01:35:26,150 I wanted to marry her! 1216 01:35:39,780 --> 01:35:42,270 Isn't that her man? 1217 01:35:43,680 --> 01:35:45,570 Always there when I need you. 1218 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:53,080 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliffton. 1219 01:35:53,090 --> 01:35:56,000 At least I haven't forgotten to wear it until now. 1220 01:35:58,420 --> 01:36:00,380 - Worried about syphilis? - I can't believe it! 1221 01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:03,434 VDs can be more destructive than war. 1222 01:36:03,460 --> 01:36:05,695 But thanks to penicillin... 1223 01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:21,780 Yes? Is you captain? You're one hour early. 1224 01:36:23,090 --> 01:36:24,920 In hospital? 1225 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:28,210 Yes, I'm coming. 1226 01:36:33,310 --> 01:36:35,830 - Could I make a phone call? - Yes. 1227 01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:40,700 - Excuse me. - Who are you calling? 1228 01:36:40,710 --> 01:36:44,560 - I'm calling Ted... - What are you going to do? 1229 01:36:44,570 --> 01:36:46,500 Wait! 1230 01:36:56,910 --> 01:36:58,810 Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait. 1231 01:36:58,820 --> 01:37:00,970 No, no, I arrived early. 1232 01:37:00,980 --> 01:37:02,870 - Are you alright? - Well... 1233 01:37:02,890 --> 01:37:04,370 Sorry, really... 1234 01:37:04,390 --> 01:37:07,000 Don't worry, maybe there's still time, let's go... 1235 01:37:53,070 --> 01:37:56,080 - Febo! - Sorry to meet you here. 1236 01:37:56,090 --> 01:37:59,280 We're conducting a study on extreme wounds. 1237 01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:00,960 We needed test subjects. 1238 01:38:00,970 --> 01:38:04,250 To learn how to treat battle wounds. 1239 01:38:04,870 --> 01:38:06,450 These were stray dogs. 1240 01:38:06,460 --> 01:38:08,590 They would have been killed anyway. 1241 01:38:10,150 --> 01:38:11,970 Febo... 1242 01:38:11,980 --> 01:38:14,510 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1243 01:38:20,430 --> 01:38:22,780 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1244 01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:29,130 Why this dreadful silence? 1245 01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:32,410 We removed the vocal cords. 1246 01:38:38,290 --> 01:38:41,620 Don't worry, mrs. Wyatt, nothing is gonna fall from the ceiling. 1247 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,120 We eat here every day. 1248 01:38:44,140 --> 01:38:48,050 It is an honor to have a young American guest with us. 1249 01:38:48,060 --> 01:38:49,580 Thank you. 1250 01:38:49,590 --> 01:38:52,430 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma 1251 01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:54,240 as a summer rain in the woods. 1252 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:56,530 Maybe it's the woods still in you. 1253 01:38:56,540 --> 01:38:59,000 It's the way the wind blows, I'm sure. 1254 01:39:01,410 --> 01:39:05,080 It's the only occupation army in the history of Naples 1255 01:39:05,090 --> 01:39:08,070 that had the courtesy of knocking on our doors 1256 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:09,530 before coming in. 1257 01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:14,700 Judging by the ruins I saw, I think we knocked too strongly. 1258 01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:20,580 That, dear, is an insignificant detail. 1259 01:39:20,590 --> 01:39:23,570 If one has to lose a war, mrs Wyatt 1260 01:39:23,580 --> 01:39:27,710 it is better to be conquered by an army 1261 01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:30,410 that has good manners, believe me. 1262 01:39:31,260 --> 01:39:33,930 The duchess is still recovering 1263 01:39:33,940 --> 01:39:37,360 from the barbarian's raid into Imperial Rome. 1264 01:39:40,090 --> 01:39:46,790 I'm not old enough to remember that event. 1265 01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:52,150 But trust me: the poor and the noble 1266 01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:57,000 lose every war since then regardless of flag... 1267 01:39:58,240 --> 01:40:01,940 And women... Women have no flag. 1268 01:40:02,750 --> 01:40:05,280 The real Italian flag does not show three colors 1269 01:40:05,290 --> 01:40:09,730 but the male organ. Moral, honor, family 1270 01:40:09,740 --> 01:40:13,420 the cult of religion, are there, in between the legs. 1271 01:40:13,430 --> 01:40:15,040 - My God! - I disagree... 1272 01:40:15,050 --> 01:40:16,740 A little exaggerated. 1273 01:40:17,350 --> 01:40:20,110 There's only one flag 1274 01:40:21,340 --> 01:40:23,180 this one. 1275 01:40:29,630 --> 01:40:31,180 Listen... 1276 01:40:31,190 --> 01:40:33,380 American airplane. 1277 01:40:34,910 --> 01:40:37,490 I think it is German. 1278 01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:43,930 And why the US don't fight back? 1279 01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:48,520 The Americans are asleep. They rise early. 1280 01:40:48,530 --> 01:40:52,580 I heard another noise before. Listen! 1281 01:41:01,980 --> 01:41:03,460 There's people at the stairs. 1282 01:41:03,470 --> 01:41:05,780 - Let them in. - Yes, sir. 1283 01:41:18,730 --> 01:41:22,200 Easy. Slow. 1284 01:41:36,910 --> 01:41:39,110 Come in. 1285 01:41:56,580 --> 01:41:58,580 She was taken by God. 1286 01:42:05,380 --> 01:42:09,920 Let's go out. Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1287 01:42:09,930 --> 01:42:12,760 Bring what's needed. Quick. 1288 01:42:27,690 --> 01:42:29,900 Let's go into the other room. 1289 01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:36,220 No, I'd rather stay. 1290 01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:06,250 The hair brush, please. 1291 01:43:09,260 --> 01:43:11,300 Brush her hair. 1292 01:43:30,250 --> 01:43:32,530 Carmela, take the dress off. 1293 01:44:03,090 --> 01:44:05,210 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1294 01:44:05,220 --> 01:44:07,490 Yes, prince. 1295 01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:25,840 The duchess is calling. 1296 01:44:26,730 --> 01:44:30,320 Sirs, please follow me. We are being summoned. 1297 01:44:44,490 --> 01:44:45,940 Hare is the Armed Forces radio... 1298 01:44:45,950 --> 01:44:48,820 We interrupt our program for an important report. 1299 01:44:48,830 --> 01:44:51,540 Mount Vesuvius' sismograph has registered 1300 01:44:51,550 --> 01:44:53,130 a sudden rise in volcanic activity. 1301 01:44:53,150 --> 01:44:55,280 All commanding officers must report to their bases 1302 01:44:55,290 --> 01:44:56,850 for further instructions. 1303 01:44:56,860 --> 01:44:59,620 I repeat, all commanding officers must report to their bases. 1304 01:45:38,260 --> 01:45:40,540 This night, seeing those unhappy people 1305 01:45:42,920 --> 01:45:44,960 I have a confession to make. 1306 01:45:47,090 --> 01:45:49,340 It isn't easy. Maybe another time. 1307 01:45:49,700 --> 01:45:51,150 Another time? 1308 01:45:53,210 --> 01:45:56,010 Don't be afraid, we're in Italy. 1309 01:45:56,020 --> 01:45:59,370 It was in Italy that confession was born. 1310 01:46:02,070 --> 01:46:04,520 I haven't been honest, captain. 1311 01:46:06,390 --> 01:46:07,830 I wasn't honest. 1312 01:46:07,840 --> 01:46:12,030 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1313 01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:13,660 No, in no way. 1314 01:46:14,340 --> 01:46:17,630 I'm here to help senator Wyatt... 1315 01:46:17,650 --> 01:46:22,670 The president of the USA, the WAC... 1316 01:46:22,680 --> 01:46:25,030 No, that's a lie too. 1317 01:46:26,230 --> 01:46:28,930 I'm here for myself. 1318 01:46:28,940 --> 01:46:31,950 For me, myself! 1319 01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:34,700 How? I don't know. 1320 01:46:34,710 --> 01:46:37,200 To have my picture in the papers... 1321 01:46:37,210 --> 01:46:40,010 Be the first in Rome... 1322 01:46:40,690 --> 01:46:44,380 Damn it, Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1323 01:46:46,310 --> 01:46:48,290 You're laughing at me! 1324 01:46:48,300 --> 01:46:51,030 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1325 01:46:51,040 --> 01:46:53,430 No, no, I'm laughing at myself. 1326 01:46:53,440 --> 01:46:55,540 It's incredible. 1327 01:46:56,050 --> 01:46:58,510 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1328 01:46:58,520 --> 01:47:01,670 All that for a photo in the papers. 1329 01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:04,790 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1330 01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:08,900 I hate your attitude, you latin snob! 1331 01:47:08,910 --> 01:47:11,330 Know-it-all! All of you! 1332 01:47:11,340 --> 01:47:16,930 Pervert! Pig! Filth! 1333 01:47:16,940 --> 01:47:20,475 Brilliantine in your hair like a gigolo! 1334 01:47:20,501 --> 01:47:22,225 Imbecile, imbecile! 1335 01:47:23,890 --> 01:47:26,300 And you're laughing at me? 1336 01:47:26,980 --> 01:47:30,520 You can stick your flag right between your legs, in your ass! 1337 01:48:04,341 --> 01:48:08,290 One catastrophe after another. 1338 01:48:08,316 --> 01:48:10,685 What a disgrace. 1339 01:48:22,010 --> 01:48:26,810 Get out, get out! 1340 01:48:38,270 --> 01:48:41,240 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1341 01:48:43,760 --> 01:48:46,600 Stop! Stop! 1342 01:48:46,610 --> 01:48:49,130 I'll give you $50 to take me to the airport. 1343 01:48:49,150 --> 01:48:50,620 Get in. 1344 01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:12,730 What's happening? 1345 01:49:16,680 --> 01:49:18,160 What's this? 1346 01:49:27,860 --> 01:49:29,380 The Vesuvius. 1347 01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:31,570 You gotta leave quick! 1348 01:49:31,580 --> 01:49:34,380 Where to? This is my home! 1349 01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:36,750 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1350 01:49:37,220 --> 01:49:39,830 Jimmy! Come, come! 1351 01:50:14,330 --> 01:50:16,170 Do you hear me, colonel? 1352 01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:19,780 I want all men of the 5th Army 1353 01:50:19,790 --> 01:50:24,960 shaved and in full uniform helping the civilians. 1354 01:50:24,970 --> 01:50:27,670 Avoiding panic, putting out fires. 1355 01:50:28,450 --> 01:50:30,800 I want them to swallow lava, if need be. 1356 01:50:30,810 --> 01:50:33,120 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1357 01:50:33,140 --> 01:50:35,670 Films, photos, radio, the whole operation! 1358 01:50:36,020 --> 01:50:37,470 You may leave! 1359 01:50:39,370 --> 01:50:42,730 They're everywhere in Naples. Impossible not to find. 1360 01:50:44,440 --> 01:50:47,420 They said that the Vesuvius hadn't had an eruption in 50 years. 1361 01:50:47,430 --> 01:50:50,410 This is historic! Right, Bob... 1362 01:50:50,420 --> 01:50:52,250 Right, boys. Here, in San Sebastiano 1363 01:50:52,260 --> 01:50:54,230 at the basis of the volcano. 1364 01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:14,520 All vehicles on duty now! 1365 01:51:15,510 --> 01:51:16,559 What are the orders? 1366 01:51:16,585 --> 01:51:19,630 All land and air crews at work in civilian rescue, madam! 1367 01:51:56,830 --> 01:51:58,670 Aren't you afraid? 1368 01:51:58,680 --> 01:52:04,190 Fear... the only thing I'm afraid of is human stupidity. 1369 01:52:04,790 --> 01:52:09,690 Because, unlike everything in the world, it knows no bounds. 1370 01:52:09,700 --> 01:52:12,260 How men can be idiots. 1371 01:52:12,270 --> 01:52:14,830 Is this the end of the world? What is this? 1372 01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:17,260 Don't be afraid, it's nothing. I told you. 1373 01:52:17,270 --> 01:52:19,380 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1374 01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:22,360 It's hell breaking loose! 1375 01:52:22,860 --> 01:52:24,830 I'll close that door. Close it! 1376 01:52:27,180 --> 01:52:28,800 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1377 01:52:28,810 --> 01:52:33,010 Not Vesuvius, you are the idiot for saying that. 1378 01:52:33,020 --> 01:52:34,880 - Turn on the light. - OK. 1379 01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:37,870 Don't blaspheme. Vesuvius is God. 1380 01:52:37,890 --> 01:52:40,200 - Remember. - Let there be light. 1381 01:52:40,210 --> 01:52:43,780 And God wanted that we, despite it all, ate a plate of spaghetti. 1382 01:52:45,220 --> 01:52:46,490 Maria! 1383 01:52:50,710 --> 01:52:51,940 Maria! 1384 01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:07,550 Maria! 1385 01:53:24,320 --> 01:53:25,760 Come with me... 1386 01:53:26,160 --> 01:53:27,500 Yes. 1387 01:53:36,100 --> 01:53:37,750 Stop, stop here! 1388 01:53:46,980 --> 01:53:48,740 Hey, have you seen mrs. Wyatt? 1389 01:53:48,750 --> 01:53:50,920 They're all in rescue duty! 1390 01:54:24,310 --> 01:54:26,690 Hello, tiger... 1391 01:54:29,660 --> 01:54:31,180 Come here, come. 1392 01:54:31,190 --> 01:54:33,850 Come, closer. I've been expecting you. 1393 01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:36,100 Come make love. 1394 01:54:42,340 --> 01:54:44,770 Come, come. 1395 01:54:45,690 --> 01:54:48,660 Let's make love, come on. 1396 01:56:17,200 --> 01:56:20,450 Flight 3, Flight 3, I'm having trouble. 1397 01:56:20,990 --> 01:56:22,470 I'll land. 1398 01:56:52,580 --> 01:56:54,060 Dammit! 1399 01:57:24,490 --> 01:57:26,910 Come on, get in the truck quick! 1400 01:57:26,920 --> 01:57:29,370 Come on! 1401 01:57:29,390 --> 01:57:32,650 Easy, easy, there's space for everybody! 1402 01:57:32,660 --> 01:57:34,460 Quick! 1403 01:57:34,470 --> 01:57:36,880 Women and children first! 1404 01:57:39,710 --> 01:57:42,480 To the left, left! 1405 01:57:43,190 --> 01:57:46,300 - They're not animals! - Are you American? 1406 01:57:46,310 --> 01:57:49,230 - Listen, sgt... - You better get in. 1407 01:57:49,240 --> 01:57:51,210 I'll wait for the next. 1408 01:57:51,220 --> 01:57:52,800 There are no more trucks, madam. 1409 01:57:52,810 --> 01:57:54,570 We won't be back for quite a while. 1410 01:57:54,580 --> 01:57:56,730 - But you told them! - Do as you wish. 1411 01:57:57,340 --> 01:57:59,220 We're leaving! 1412 01:58:09,630 --> 01:58:11,630 You know, grappa? I could use some now. 1413 01:58:12,830 --> 01:58:16,430 Hey! Hey, stop! Stop! 1414 01:58:16,431 --> 01:58:18,039 Stop, a country girl! 1415 01:58:18,040 --> 01:58:20,899 Hello, gorgeous, wanna ride with us? 1416 01:58:21,885 --> 01:58:24,469 Italian beauty understand nothing! 1417 01:58:24,470 --> 01:58:27,360 Guys, this is a real blonde? 1418 01:58:30,300 --> 01:58:32,920 - Not bad! Not bad at all! - Wanna cigarette? 1419 01:58:34,070 --> 01:58:37,130 - Are you blonde all over? - Do you want chocolate, cigarettes? 1420 01:58:37,240 --> 01:58:39,450 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1421 01:58:39,460 --> 01:58:42,440 How about 8 inches of sugar cane? 1422 01:58:42,450 --> 01:58:45,180 I'll take care of that. What's your name, girl? 1423 01:58:47,430 --> 01:58:50,150 Why don't you speak? Lost your tongue. 1424 01:58:51,635 --> 01:58:54,114 Hey, Bob! Wait, stop! 1425 01:58:55,015 --> 01:58:57,015 - Calm down! - Bitch, you asked for it... 1426 01:58:57,040 --> 01:58:59,040 Calm down imbecile! Calm down! 1427 01:58:59,065 --> 01:59:01,065 - Calm down! - You bitch! 1428 01:59:03,515 --> 01:59:05,515 Bitch! She is mine! 1429 01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:07,940 Respect the hierarchy! 1430 01:59:07,965 --> 01:59:09,965 I am the commander! 1431 01:59:36,460 --> 01:59:38,770 It's over! It's over! 1432 01:59:39,910 --> 01:59:42,000 It's over! It's over! 1433 01:59:42,470 --> 01:59:44,050 It's over! 1434 01:59:44,520 --> 01:59:45,700 It's over! 1435 01:59:45,710 --> 01:59:49,170 It's over! It's over! 1436 01:59:50,780 --> 01:59:53,480 It's over! 1437 01:59:57,905 --> 02:00:00,505 Thanks God! Thanks God! 1438 02:00:47,260 --> 02:00:50,420 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1439 02:00:50,430 --> 02:00:53,510 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1440 02:00:53,520 --> 02:00:57,780 I missed the jeep, so... I got laid! 1441 02:00:57,790 --> 02:00:59,730 It was fantastic, Jimmy... 1442 02:00:59,740 --> 02:01:02,530 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1443 02:01:03,110 --> 02:01:06,530 That's Maria Concetta. Do you remember? 1444 02:01:51,310 --> 02:01:53,180 Bring the gurney here. 1445 02:01:58,900 --> 02:02:00,520 She needs a transfusion. 1446 02:02:00,530 --> 02:02:02,590 Take her to the ambulance right away. 1447 02:02:13,150 --> 02:02:18,550 Deborah? Deborah? Doctor, come here, please. 1448 02:02:18,560 --> 02:02:20,360 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1449 02:02:20,380 --> 02:02:22,250 I've already examined her. 1450 02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:25,050 She's just lightly hurt. She's in shock. 1451 02:02:25,060 --> 02:02:27,270 I have more urgent cases to attend. 1452 02:02:27,950 --> 02:02:30,190 Deborah, come. 1453 02:02:39,590 --> 02:02:41,110 Can you walk? 1454 02:03:08,970 --> 02:03:12,920 - I want out of here. - I know. 1455 02:03:12,930 --> 02:03:17,320 - I want to go home. - I understand. 1456 02:03:18,390 --> 02:03:24,910 - Are we even now? - Yes, absolutely. 1457 02:03:36,880 --> 02:03:39,260 I don't want this here. Take it to the road. 1458 02:03:39,270 --> 02:03:42,670 1st Platoon, up! 1459 02:03:42,680 --> 02:03:43,920 Everybody in the truck! 1460 02:03:45,280 --> 02:03:47,770 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1461 02:03:48,471 --> 02:03:49,254 Raise your ass! 1462 02:03:49,279 --> 02:03:51,279 Everybody stand up! 1463 02:03:52,580 --> 02:03:55,150 Hurry! Are you asleep? 1464 02:03:55,160 --> 02:03:57,090 Move, you are the 5th Army! 1465 02:03:57,100 --> 02:04:00,320 I want to be proud of you, men. 1466 02:04:00,330 --> 02:04:02,200 Lets move! 1467 02:04:04,990 --> 02:04:07,380 Come, this is for front page! America is watching. 1468 02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:09,160 You can tell it to your grandchildren. 1469 02:04:09,170 --> 02:04:10,610 Get up! 1470 02:04:11,430 --> 02:04:13,180 Let's go, it's just a short trip to Rome. 1471 02:04:16,290 --> 02:04:18,810 Yes, sgt, your platoon too. 1472 02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:20,540 Let's go! 1473 02:04:20,910 --> 02:04:23,080 Rome is waiting for you! 1474 02:04:37,940 --> 02:04:40,680 You take captain Malaparte and captain Wren. 1475 02:04:40,690 --> 02:04:43,250 Captain, it seems we've made it without the queen of the skies. 1476 02:04:43,260 --> 02:04:45,750 - What happened? - She went back to the USA. 1477 02:04:45,760 --> 02:04:48,840 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1478 02:04:48,850 --> 02:04:50,880 Is this my transport, colonel? 1479 02:04:50,890 --> 02:04:52,320 Yes, general, take your seat here. 1480 02:04:53,030 --> 02:04:56,180 Gen. Howes, sit on the other side. 1481 02:04:56,190 --> 02:04:58,610 Captain Malaparte, there's your jeep. 1482 02:04:58,630 --> 02:05:00,730 You too, captain Wren. 1483 02:05:00,740 --> 02:05:03,690 And you, general, there's your jeep. 1484 02:05:08,910 --> 02:05:10,810 Well, sir, that's it. 1485 02:05:10,820 --> 02:05:13,000 Good job, colonel. 1486 02:05:13,010 --> 02:05:16,020 General, I'd like to shake your hand. 1487 02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:20,020 "Sic iter ad astra"! 1488 02:05:20,030 --> 02:05:21,310 What? 1489 02:05:21,320 --> 02:05:22,700 That's the way to the stars. 1490 02:05:22,710 --> 02:05:24,570 Well, let's go. "Tempus fugit"! 1491 02:05:24,580 --> 02:05:25,960 Yes, sir! 1492 02:05:25,985 --> 02:05:27,985 Forward! 1493 02:05:57,640 --> 02:06:00,090 This is a page in history. 1494 02:06:01,110 --> 02:06:02,530 Is Rome really like this? 1495 02:06:02,540 --> 02:06:04,790 Yes, that's 'the' Rome. 1496 02:06:04,800 --> 02:06:07,000 I always thought it was a city. 1497 02:06:08,970 --> 02:06:11,259 Hey, Pastor, do you know that some of these ruins 1498 02:06:11,285 --> 02:06:12,950 are well over 2000 years old? 1499 02:06:12,960 --> 02:06:15,800 Yes, but in Philadelphia we have the Liberty Bell. 1500 02:06:18,180 --> 02:06:21,360 Malaparte, tomorrow I'll see the Pope. 1501 02:06:21,380 --> 02:06:23,100 There's one thing I want to know: 1502 02:06:23,110 --> 02:06:24,840 what is his favorite sport? 1503 02:06:24,850 --> 02:06:28,660 I don't know. But maybe he plays baseball now. 1504 02:06:30,940 --> 02:06:33,150 Very good! 1505 02:06:35,800 --> 02:06:37,970 Cameras, move forward! 1506 02:06:48,350 --> 02:06:52,080 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1507 02:06:52,860 --> 02:06:55,530 Each goes his own way and nobody knows 1508 02:06:55,540 --> 02:06:57,330 when we'll meet again. 1509 02:06:57,950 --> 02:07:00,470 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1510 02:07:01,350 --> 02:07:02,930 Not us, I hope. 1511 02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:06,130 Let's set a date to meet 1512 02:07:06,150 --> 02:07:08,370 after the war in Capri. 1513 02:07:08,395 --> 02:07:09,579 I love Capri. 1514 02:07:09,580 --> 02:07:12,600 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1515 02:07:12,610 --> 02:07:15,070 She goes to Cleveland with me. 1516 02:07:15,080 --> 02:07:16,980 But first we go to Capri. 1517 02:07:19,250 --> 02:07:21,220 You don't believe me, do you? 1518 02:07:21,230 --> 02:07:22,540 I believe you, Jimmy. 1519 02:07:22,550 --> 02:07:26,770 No, you don't believe me. You'll see, we'll be back married. 1520 02:07:26,795 --> 02:07:28,795 I'm serious. 1521 02:07:30,610 --> 02:07:32,660 - Malaparte! - General! 1522 02:07:34,610 --> 02:07:36,820 What are those monuments over there? 1523 02:07:36,830 --> 02:07:38,460 Tombs. 1524 02:07:38,470 --> 02:07:40,930 Tombs of ancient Rome nobility. 1525 02:07:40,940 --> 02:07:42,950 Whose? 1526 02:07:42,960 --> 02:07:45,370 That's general Sulla's. 1527 02:07:45,390 --> 02:07:46,940 That's Cicero's. 1528 02:07:46,950 --> 02:07:48,750 That's Julius Caesar's. 1529 02:07:48,760 --> 02:07:50,610 - Julius Caesar's? - Yes. 1530 02:07:52,020 --> 02:07:53,440 And that one? 1531 02:07:53,450 --> 02:07:57,200 General, that's the prostitutes HQ... 1532 02:07:57,210 --> 02:08:00,150 Prostitutes? Bob, don't tell that to the press. 1533 02:08:10,550 --> 02:08:13,740 Idiot Germans! Screw you! 1534 02:08:13,750 --> 02:08:15,690 Hey, Malaparte, what is going on? 1535 02:08:15,700 --> 02:08:17,040 She thinks we're Germans. 1536 02:08:17,050 --> 02:08:19,610 Well, tell her we're American. 1537 02:08:19,630 --> 02:08:22,150 Americani! Americani! 1538 02:08:22,160 --> 02:08:24,160 Anita! Americani! 1539 02:08:44,310 --> 02:08:46,410 Hey, easy, lady. 1540 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:48,910 Thank you, thank you... 1541 02:08:49,300 --> 02:08:51,900 Bob, that Rome sign 1542 02:08:51,910 --> 02:08:53,760 I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1543 02:08:55,790 --> 02:08:58,360 Horray for the Americans! 1544 02:09:01,034 --> 02:09:03,034 Marco, look, our liberators! 1545 02:09:03,059 --> 02:09:05,059 Horray for the Americans! 1546 02:09:05,084 --> 02:09:07,084 Horray for the Americans! 1547 02:09:14,960 --> 02:09:18,630 Marco, look! It's the Americans. Our liberators! 1548 02:09:19,540 --> 02:09:22,120 Look! They throw us chocolate! 1549 02:09:34,290 --> 02:09:38,060 Marco! Marco! Son! My son, my son! 1550 02:09:42,830 --> 02:09:44,810 Take the civilians away! 1551 02:09:44,820 --> 02:09:46,840 Take them away! 1552 02:09:46,850 --> 02:09:49,870 No civilians, no civilians! Move back! 1553 02:09:49,880 --> 02:09:52,270 Move back! Move back! 1554 02:10:02,130 --> 02:10:04,680 Stop, stop! Don't shoot! 1555 02:10:04,690 --> 02:10:09,020 Cameras at 5th Army! 1556 02:10:09,350 --> 02:10:12,810 Turn that... thing. 1557 02:10:12,820 --> 02:10:14,470 Oh my... 1558 02:10:18,310 --> 02:10:21,190 General, there was a small accident but we'll go on. 1559 02:10:21,200 --> 02:10:22,540 Continue. 1560 02:10:38,200 --> 02:10:40,020 We better go now. 1561 02:10:43,060 --> 02:10:44,710 I'm sorry about that. 1562 02:10:45,530 --> 02:10:50,620 I'm sorry, we better leave. 1563 02:10:51,580 --> 02:10:53,960 The ambulance is on its way. 1564 02:10:54,680 --> 02:10:56,160 You can go, Jimmy. 1565 02:10:56,170 --> 02:10:58,410 You are the winners.117367