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Jail of Lin-An...

used to be a famous prison in ancient China

Whoever is sent there can...

never leave alive...

especially women

women sent there, whether they are fair lady or flirty women

will always be tortured to death, of course, by the jailer

They are very,

very cruel to woman prisoners

A woman prisoner, Ms Tin, kills her husband as she takes a secret lover...

has been sentenced to death, to be executed in Autumn

Tonight, it is the last night she's on Earth

According to rules, she can have a square meal...

so that she needn't be a hungry ghost

Ms Tin, you'll be beheaded tomorrow morning

So please enjoy this dinner

Sir, I can't eat anything at all

We know,

you're the famous flirty woman in our town

We don't want you to die as well

You mean I can escape from being beheaded?

Right

Aren't you cheating me?

Women look alike..

with their hair scattered,

while Madam Chu is critically ill...

so we can exchange you with her

Really?

But if we do this,

you must pay quite a huge price...

that is, you must serve us really comfortably

Okay

Come on, let's take a bath together...

Right...quick...

I can leave now?

We four only promised not to let you beheaded,

but we didn't say we'd let you go

Why?

Because if others find you escape,

we four will be killed

Anyway, you have already let us four enjoy your body...

you might let those 20 prisoners enjoy you as well

I haven't touched a woman for ages...

Before midnight,

Ms Tin is tortured to death by those hungry prisoners

Her limbs arte broken, her vagina is smashed

So everyone agrees...

Jail of Lin-An is most horrible prison in ancient China

No woman can out alive once they are sent there

You sons of a bitch,

I won't let you off even if I become a ghost!

There are numerous wars during the two Sung Dynasty

People leasd a hard life during this panic period

Even farmers can't do plantation and settle down

Parents fail to raise their children

If the poor parents give birth to a baby boy...

the boy will either become soldier or robber

If they give birth to a baby girl,

the girl will either become a maid of rich family

or to be sold to whorehouse, and work as prostitute

Susan is just one of these unlucky girls

Her parents are taking her into town...

They're going to sell her...

to the most famous whorehouse, Fragrance House

The Mistress of Fragrance House used to be a whore as well

She opens this Fragrance House after she retired

She has wonderful skills on bed

She turns the girls from poor family...

into real beauties..

beauties that seduce all men in town

Now, besides Susan,

there are also towo other poor girls

Chinyun's father is bachelor of arts

She's been educated, she knows poems and verses

She has cute face

So Tall Kau wants to train her to be a poetic prostitute

Another is called Fanny,

she has sexy eyes

From the first glance, Tall Kau knows she is born a sexy woman

Her sexy eyes can seduce and bewitch all men

She decides to pass all her skills on bed to her

So that men can have enjoyment from both their eyes and ears

She pays their parents each with 40 taels..

and this money ruins the future of the 3 girls

She's indeed pushing them into hell...

and make them...

the cushions on bed for men

Not bad, your skin is delicate

You only have hard skin on your palm due to hard work

Cut it out and smooth is with sand everyday

Yes

Very closed vagina, with pink colour

It's of a fine shape, not inside out

It's really a good vagina!

Soft, warm and tight, love liquid ooze once it is touched

Once a man enters, he can't withhold for long

Your busts are like dishes, the nipples are fresh and pink

Men will be eager to such them, good girl

What is your name?

My name is Fanny

You must learn as much as you can from me

I guarantee you'll be become a famous prostitute

Thanks, Sister Kau

Just tolerate this

You're born with folded vagina, I haven't seen this for ages

Susan, do you know your vagina is like labyrinth?

After men enter it, they'll find door after door

It look me 1 8 years to turn my vagina into folded condition

but you're born with it, you're gifted

Your busts are round and bouncy

Though your nipples are dark,

your busts are tight

They can bury all the courage of men

You're born lovely

Men will find your attractive once they catch glimpse of you

This is your advantage

What is your name?

I'm called Chinyun

Do you know what you're different from others?

I don't know

Your vagina is very, very tight

Not a single man can...

open your iron vagina

That means...

That means you're born a barren woman

No men can have normal sexual intercourse with you

Sister Kau, don't cast me away

You have good figures, you look lovely instead

How come I cast you away

But...

Chinyun can't make money for Sister Kau...

Don't worry, every part of women can...

make men happy

I'll teach you my blow-job skills

You can also make men die on bed

Will you learn it?

Men's dick has nothing to be afraid of

Don't be mislead by the big dick head...

and don't think it's arrogant

Indeed, it's the weakest part of men's body

Especially the bag under it,

it's called scrotum

Inside it's filled with offspring of men

It can't tolerate coldness or heat

In winter, it'll contract to keep warm...

so as to protect the millions of offspring inside

If a man take a very hot bath...

due to high temperature...

it'll become loose and hang down

so that the offspring can have a distance from the hot body

So men's dick is very clever indeed

Of course it's clever

First class dick won't...

enter a lousy cunt

In order to reduce your fear towards dick

You are to carve a dick with wood

Just carve according to the dick of Hark

Whoever carves it will shall get a reward

Not bad...you look

This is the dick I carved 18 years ago

Yue-all

Maybe you've always thought dick is...

the dirtiest thing on earth

but on the contrary,

as long as it's not covered by foreskin,

it's much cleaner when compared with our vagina,

it's very sensitive too, it needs women's pampering...

especially pampering from the lips and tongue

Yue-all has the best blow-job skills...

in Fragrance House

I'll let her teach you that basic skill

Chinyun

As you cannot take men like normal woman

You must learn skills from her well

Fanny, susan and Chinyun are...

drowned in that lusting atmosphere

They are learning skills to cheer men

However, they lack chance for a practice,

just because they must keep their virginity for sale

One among they faled to tolerate finally

and lost her virginity

You bitch, you're daring!

No one knows what punishment Fanny received that time

Since then,

there're several butterflies tattooed on her bottoms

Since then, Hark has never touched any woman again

People say,

Tall Kau has dug out his two testicles

What is it?

Sister-Kau teaches us blow-job skills...

but she says it's dirty, she can't bear that

Since you become whore,

you mustn't fear big dicks

Susan, are you okay?

Chinyun, I really can't take that

We're both poor,

that's why we've been sold to be slaves in whorehouse

I was born barren woman,

I can't serve men

But you're normal, you can learn how to be flirty

You can seduce men, then you needn't learn blow-job

It's poor density to be women...

it's even poorer to be prostitues

If we won't help each other, our future will become even harder

We're forever buddies

We must help each other if there's difficulty

It's a deal

Every summer Fragrance House becomes hectic...

as many businessmen will be doing business in the vicinity,

while many scholars will be going to the capital...

for national exam in Autumn in the next year

The most welcomed guest of Fragrance House is...

Lui Tin

He's a trader of horses,

everyone calls him Sir Lui

He loves horses, but he loves women more

People say one part of his body is as long as that of a horse

Of course that paret is not the face

Sir Lui, why are you so late this year?

I fail to buy good horses this year, so I am late

Well,

I've got many first class mares this year

You're boasting

Every time you say...

your girls are pretty and lovely

Anyway, I won't let you down this year

It's good if it is so

There are tow newcomers there,

go and serve them

They must be rich guys going for national exam

Hwang Lien Yes

Do you know why we come to whorehouse?

To call prostitute, Master

Can't you be gentler?

We pay and have sexual intercourse with whores,

right, Master?

Shit!

Riverside of Chinwai is...

a place for poets and scholars

It's not a dirty place as you remark

You're at least an educated schoolroom servitor

My father says, the use of a schoolroom servitor...

is that when his Master is lonely at countryside at night...

he must let his horny Master screw him as a substitute

Damn it! I won't ever screw you as a substitute!

It's good you say so

Though I'm ready, it still hurts

Bullshit!

Yes...

How can you be so impolite?

But you ask me to fart Dare you speak back?

You're handsome, but you seem stranger here

It must be...

your first time here in Fragrance House?

Right, our Master seldom call a prostitute

I'm Chu Chi Ang, I'm from Honan

I'm on my way to capital for exam, when passing here, I hear that...

Fragrance House is a must for men

That's why I come here as I want to take a look

Bastard, you come for prostitute, on't make up pretext

I've guessed correctly

Everyone calls me Tall Kau

I love to make friends with handsome guys like you

You're really handsome

All girls in our Fragrance House...

know poems and verses

They will suit you perfectly

Man!...Don't listen to her bullshit

She's skilled at...

boasting and cheating

Many young men have fooled madly here,

and they forget about the national exams

Sir Lui, you're footing me again...

So why? Can't I fool you?

You're only a whore leader

If I like,

I can make you kneel down and do blow-job for me

You really like kidding

You must offer a huge sum,

when we select the Best Girl

What? I know what to do!

Mr Lui, may I ask you one thing?

What is "Select the Best Girl"?

Okay, come here, let me tell you

In a while, many new girls will come out

If you like any of them,

vote for here with 5 taels

Whoever gets the most votes will be selected the Best Girl

Come, let's drink!

Mr Lui, this is from me

Mr Lui, what after she's selected the Best Girl?

Best Girl must be a girl with virginity

What is...with virginity?

With virginity means she is still virginity

So she must be screwed to lose her virginity

Then someone must eat her "pig" )virginity)

Her virginity is expensive,

it is worth about 30,000 taels

Wow! So expensive?

My Master only eats her "pig",

but she eats my Master's "dog" (chastity)

"Dog"?!

So you are still a virgin boy?

Right

Don't laugh at me,

Mr Lui, I'm too young to have a wife

You're flushing! Interesting...

Come, let's drink!

Good!

Chu Chi Ang and Lui Tin see to each other

and become good friend

After a while, they begin to select to Best Girl

First is Chinyun

Second is Fanny

Sirs, the last girl today...Susan

Susan is still a virgin

No one has every touched her vagina yet

But when years go by...

Susan really wants a good man to comfort her

Due to social regulations,

she dare not

Whenvever she has need,

she can only help herself with her hands...

She's really a pretty whore

She makes me erect now, she's skilled

Susan is reaching climax very soon

I guess you know...

who will be selected Best Girl tonight

Susan is the Best Girl tonight

First runner up is Fanny, Second runner up is Chinyun

Who wants to become her first man?

Hwang Lien, how many taels have we brought along?

Around 10,000 taels

I'll offer 20,000 taels!...

Hold it!

Whoever offer a sum, I'll offer double of that!

Fatty, dare you challenge me!

Well, tonight Sir Lui will become her first man

Hold it!

I've offered, but I don't want to use her myself

Sir Lui, you mean...

Brother Chu, you get her

Me? I can't...

Why not? I'll let you fuck her

You don't take me as friend?

Sir Lui, no one treat such a thing to his friend?

Right! How much do you have?

I have 10,000 taels as expenses

Okay, you pay 8,000 taels, I'll the rest

I'm not treat you then

I must thank Mr Lui then

Sir Lui, what about you?

Of corusse I want one too

Look, I've been on erection already

I'll take the first runner up

Good! Send the two girls into the room

Congratulations, Sir Lui

I wish you have happiness and luck

Thanks...

Susan, how are you?

Master, how are you?

Master!...

You again, Hwang Lien? What is it?

I'm bring you your offspring cloth, Master

Shit! My offspring is down here!

No. Master,

you've spent 8,000 taels to buy Susan's virginity

This offspring cloth is a gift

It's used to put under her bottoms,

you must take a look after the intercourse

What's to see?

To see if there's red mark

What's red mark?

If Susan is really virgin girl...

after you screw here, there'll surely be blood,

right?

What if there's blood?

I must congratulation you

as you really break a virgin

What if there is no?

Then you're being cheated,

you spent 8,000 taels for a fake virgin, right?

Okay, here is I tael

Buy 30 buckets of pig blood and give to everybody

What for?

Didn't you say there should be blood? Shit!

I spend 8,000 taels for someone I like,

not to buy blood!

Get out!

Don't bother me anymore!

Keep it yourself to wash you face

What a stupid he is!

Since it's a gift, I might use it

Susan, does it hurt?

Master...move softly...

Master, you're moving too softly now

I'll do it hard then

Good dick!

I wonder if you have a good dick

You say?

Sir, it's not time to envy

Nothing is better than having a bird in hands

Right,

I must enjoy you bird tonight

Hubby, are you sick?.

I am sick of sex

Really

I need sex...

I make love all the day long

and illness on forture

So, do you have...

sickness on the dick

Watch out your hands

Let's see

Oh! He's really incredible

Sister said

make love with Sir Lui everytime

is so hapy to die

Look...it's a death snake now

Would it come alive?

It depends on you

It's a common style

You've better tried

This is called "Bloody hell on ice"

It's hot!

It's hot!

Hold it!

What happen? Hubby

It's hard now

The training from Tall Kau is not bad

Though you are not vagina

The labyrinth of the vagina

make me get lose

Sir, harder...

Sir, deeper...deeper

I've better stayed outside

No, it's close ended

Play inside is better

It's dark and wetty inside

and the smell is strange I've better not to go in

Get in, please, Sir

I said no is no

Hubby, get in, please

I need it, Hubby, I need it

Alright, do it!

Hubby, no, you take the wrong way

I forgot to tell you

I took the wrong way

Hubby, is it ended?

I've always took three hours

Sister have not telling you that?

I didn't need it

Aren't you the master now?

Hubby, you...

My oftspring...

is only stayed inside my beloved woman

Don't look at it

Shouldn't l

This cloth represents our love

I must keep it properly

It's bad if others see this dirty cloth

Don't panic

If I play tricks,

no one will laugh at you hang it on the wall

Really?

Master, you're clever!

Tomorrow we shall find a place...

to hang up this white cloth

Let's hang it over there

Three days later,

Sir Lui buys Fanny and takes her back to Lin-An

Though whom he really loves is Susan...

he is indeed sexually abnormal

Common women...

who make love with him usually cry as they can't bear

Fanny is a rare flirty woman,

though she's making love with him in great pain

Therefore, he decides to take Fanny as concubine

Fanny knows this is the only chance she can run away from whorehouse,

so she jumps at the chance

However, in her mind, she hates Susan as

she snatches Chu Chi Ang from her...

that Susan also harms her by making her suffer from Sir Lui

She has promised herself...

she must revenge on Susan one day

Chu Chi Ang is a youngster anyway,

he's drowning in sex

He's stayed in Fragrance House for 2 months,

and completely forgets about the national exam

He's forgotten all the knowledge he's learnt

What he remembers now is making love

Whereas Hwang Lien knows very well...

He knows...

his Master has spent almost all his money

No money? How come?

You keep saying this not money, this is trivial,

and give all to the servants

Then...then...

Okay,

I'll bid farewell to Susan, and go to capital for the exam

I'll pick her up when I've obtained a title

It isn't so easy for you to bid farewell

You owe Fragrance House 5,500 taels

You want to run away without paying your debts?

So much?

You fever day and night,

that all costs money

But I've spent much money here as well

Don't you even give me face?

I run a whorehouse!

If everyone asks me to give face,

what do I live on?

Whoever doesn't pay his debts here...

will be beaten to death

You needn't kill you debtors...

Okay, I'll cut him off 3 inches before he can leave

3 inches?!

Master,

I have never had a chance to pay you

This is time I showed you my gratitude

Come on, bitch! Come on!

Okay, cut 3 inches from him!

Sorry, none of my business

Wow! So long!

Damn it!

I've been in this field for decades,

but I've never seen such a long penis

Is he the legendary Big Dick Boy?

I've a nick name call Hwang Thirteen

Whoever bathes with me knows...

I have a dick of 1 ft 3 inches

Even if you cut 3 inches from it, I still have 1 ft left

What can you do with me? come on!

You really have a good secret

Come and chat at my room

Okay, with my 1 ft 3 inches dick,

I must go and meet you at your room

Come on!

Master, it's me

Why are you so pale?

I got sucked hard by Tall Kau,

she nearly sucked every drop of my semen

My dick is only 1 inch now

Thanks for your hard job

It's hard to make her satisfied,

she's just slept, let's leave at once

Leave now?

Run or there'll be no chance

Master, run quick

Come and pick me after you obtain a title, Master

Run!

Quick, they're here

I can't run anymore...

I need to rest

There's no time!

What about Susan if I run away?

You can't care all that

You're talented,

come and pick her after you obtain a title

Damn you!

Damn you!

Are you a horse? You catch up with us so soon?

Hundreds of guys run secretly...

after they owe me money

Of course I know shortcuts, nuts!

Sister Kau, you're not only skillful on bed...

you know this skill too, I'm convinced

Want to run without paying debts? Break his legs!

Yes!

No!...Stop beating!...

Stop beating! Sister Kau!

What are you two doing here?

Sister Kau, please spare Master Chu

He'll surely pay you back once he obtain a title

Shit!

There's only one Champion...

but there're hundreds of debtors in my whorehouse

Wo can I rely on to be that Champion?

Take him back and make him a gigolo if he has no money

Many horny men like playing handsome guys

Sister, the question is only money

Right!

Okay, I'll pay the debts for him

This is savings of me and Susan,

it's enough to pay off his debts

Chinyun, you've served so many old bags...

to save this sum

Why do you waste it like this?

Sister Kau, I beg you to sapre Master Chu

Stop that!

You two bastards are lucky,

you have two stupid girls to protect you

Get lost at once!

Master Chu, run away...

or Sister will change her mind

You must win the title and pick up Susan

Run

Master Chu! Susan!

Damn you! Go away!

I damn you! Old bag!

No! I won't take any men!

What? I think I must teach you something

Someone come! Yes!

Lock her into the stone cell!

Move!

No...

No!

No!

Sister Kau, please spare me

I've made much efforts and spent so much on you,

of curse I must get all back

You won't take men, that means you're turning my money down

How come I will spare?

I am now family member of Chu

I mustn't take another man in my life

Whether you whip me, burn me, I'll take it all

Nuts,

I've made much efforts to turn your skin delicate

You're my goods, I'll never spoil it

What do you wnat?

There're parts in you body...

that even men can't reach

That's the most sensitive part... and most painful too

No...

I'll extract it only if you agree to take men

I'll give you opium and then you won't feel the pain

I won't take men!

Pinch on all her ten finger tips!

No!

Will a frog bite?

No, a frog won't bite, but it jumps into holes

Is it comfortable?

Leaving the frog legs outside and burn them...

the frog will keep jumping inside trying to find a hole

Granny, is Susan out yet?

Not yet, she's so poor

She has been in there for 3 days

Chinyun

Sister Boss

You're lucky, someone comes to buy you

Chinyun, take her for a bath and dress up

Chi Ang

I'm not Chi Ang, I'm Lui Tin

Sir Lui

Thanks Sir Lui at once

Don't worry, she won't torture you anymore

Sir Lui has bought you from me

Sir Lui...I am waiting for Master Chu

You only have two choices

Either you go with Sir Lui,

either you stay here and take men

Sir Lui, please spare me

Susan, I know you love Chu Chi Ang very much

But if you stay here,

you'll suffer more

sir Lui, I will go with you, however...

I won't...

I've been with prostitutes for decades...

well, I've never forced a single woman to obey me

Every woman stays with me out of their will

I can swear,

unless you till me: Hubby, I need you

Otherwise, I will never set my hands on you

Susan has no choice

She can but go to Lin-An with Sir Lui

She knows Sir Lui is a proud man

As long as she doesn't want,

Sir Lui will never force her

Then she can drag the time

and wait till Master Chu picks her up

Before Susan leaves,

she tells buddy Chinyun that...

if Chu Chi Ang comes back,

she must ask him to find her in Lin-An at Lui's place

Old Master Old Master

Hubby, you're back?

Who is she?

She seems familiar with you

So you're Susan! Great to see you here!

Here is your home from now on

Susan is my new concubine

Susan, we're sisters now

I won't feel bored

and be alone at home from now on

Thanks, Sister Fanny

Where's Suen?

He goes collect rent

I'll introduce him to you later then

Spring, Autumn Yes

Change dress for her

Yes

Madam

I'll accompany her

I'm a bit tired today

Wash my feet for me

When Susan first arrives Lui's home,

everything seems peaceful

Susan thinks she finds a shelter

Yet, what she never expects is...

a severe storm that is coming to her

Put this on

These are man's clothes

I want to take you out for a walk,

it's inconvenient for girls going out

You'd better dressed like a man

It's late, where shall we go?

I want to ride...the wind with you

What are we going to do here?

To make friends

Cashier Yes

Bring me good food and wine, you know

Yes, I know

Brother Chu Wu Yes

Long time no see

Sir Lui, I hear you've gone for purchasing horses recently

Right

Greet Brother Chu Wu

Brother Chu Wu How are you?

He's my son

Your son is really handsome

Well, he's useless

Why don't you join us, come, cheers!

Come on

Susan wonders...

why Sir Lui takes her out on the wedding night

In fact,

this is a game of his sexual abnormal behaviour

As Susan can't drink much,

she soon gets a bit drunk

Son, how are you? You're drunk?

A little bit

Why don't we spent the night here

No problem, I have a hut behind here

Please

Brother Lui, sorry for the dirty room

It's very nice, thanks

If there's nothing,

I'll leave, please take a rest

Hubby, are you really spending the night here?

Don't you like here?

You've drunk so much,

I think you're a little drunk

Hubby...

What do you want?

I...

Just tell me anything in your mind

It's shameful, how can I tell it to you?

There's no one except us, why fear?

But gods are above us

You can't see gods while gods can't see us either now

You can go ahead and tell me

Hubby...

Just tell me if you need

Hey, say you need

Hubby, l...I need you!

Master,

don't draw your face, we can have sweet potatoes soon

I wonder what's happening to Susan now

Master, we've walked a month and haven't arrived the captial yet

and we have to dig sweet potatoes for food, right?

So you mustn't care about others

Tall Kau must be torturing her

You mustn't care about others

You don't understand

Do you know how many men want take Susan?

I fear she won't keep her chastity

Somone wants to take you too

Who?

He's behind you

What are you doing?

There're sweet potatoes!

Yes...this is brotherhood

You like this taste?

Give me opinion after eating it

There're just the two of you?

Right

No,

men from our village are walking near soon

What do you want?

Men from your village?

You've eaten the sweet potatoes already?

What else do you want?

We're now warm and no hungry,

guess what we want?

You have lust as you're warm now

Master, there're only you and me,

who can satisfy their lust?

Just you and me?

Kid, I find you very handsome

You'd better take your trousers off,

or else, I'll screw you after beating you

Run for life!

Where can you run?

We haven't eaten anything,

we have no strength to run

No one has ever touched my part

If you must, you might screw me,

I bey you, please

I don't want you!

Master!...

Come on

No!...

Why do you like screwing others' anus?

Who?

Help!...

There's womam, do you want?

Woman?

Where?

They're my women, do you want them?

Very hot Yes

If you like, just take them

A hardened dick is really furious,

stop that!

You four ass-holes,

you're screwed many others' anus,

I must let you have the experience of being screwed now

Run for life!

My asses!

Get Up

How are you? Didn't he push inside?

Thanks, he didn't entered my hole

You talk politely, you must be a scholar?

Yes, I'm Chu Chi Ang, I'm going for exam in the capital

I ran up with those horny scoundrels just then...

Stop the politeness,

I, Hung Chi, is a rude guy

My wife hs prepared some food, want to eat some?

Thanks very much Help yourselves

It hurts, Master!

He's with you?

He must have been sodomited, look at his trousers

You're stilll bleeding, are you alright?

They stabbed a knife inside,

I have two ass-holes now

It's all right,

eat some chicken bottoms, they'll help you recover

Yes, chicken bottoms help your bottoms recover

Brother Hung, you're eminent, you are a kung-fu fighter

If I know kung-fu,

I won't be bullied like that

It's fate that brings us toghther,

I might teach you a bit

Really?

You're physically weak,

you can't learn much from kung-fu

I think you're handsome...

and you have such a big dick

Let me teach you sexual skills

Sexual skills? The skills of making love

Right! I can satisfy all my four wives

They have different needs every night,

if I don't have skills, how can I manage?

I can make a woman die on bed,

I can even control her

It's really useful

Thanks, lnstructor!

Tonight I'll teach you...

the 1 3 tricks recorded in Virgin Book,

First: Frog Popping Across River

Use your legs!

Second: half A Goose!

This seems simple, but it's complicated

This trick needs the flexibility of woman's side

Beating A Mountain!

Collecting Gold Nibbles!

Lighting A Lamb At Beside!

Thousands Of Swords!

I tweak...tweak your front, your back, tweak...

Don't tweak astray!

This trick is: Begging Cooking!

I cook! I cook...

Tiger Walking Downhill!

A Carp Turning!

A Toad Climbing Stone! Climb...

I'll pinch your climax point now!

It's great!

It's me!

Go away!

Sorry, lnstructor

You needn't feel sorry

After you learn these tricks,

you can defeat every woman on bed

I'll now teach you the basic steps, come one...

On this very night,

Chu Chi Ang makes friend with a lusty man,

an sex pioneer

He even offers his wives to let him experiment

This friend changes all his life

After he learns the tricks to explore woman,

wonder effects soon follow

Deeper still!...

Very interesting...

You've daring,

you ask me out before midnight?

Don't you fear others find this?

He's busier than you,

he's making love hard in Susan's room

Look how much you need men,

he hasn't touched you for ages?

Bad guy, you laugh for me?

Cousin, please take me away

Nuts! We're poor, how can we elude?

I won't, even if you will

We've agreed to leave...

after getting his properties

He's stronger than a horse,

when will he die?

Cousin, you ask me to be accountant here...

just because you want to take over Sir Lui's properties

I've been here so long, of course I've thought over

That means you have a plot?

Drink more, help yourselves

Madam Susan,

what is it?

I don't know if I must tell you one thing

Just go ahead

A guy who looks like... a beggar is outside

He says he's Chu Chi Ang, and wants to see you

He asks me to give you this letter

I miss you so much since we parted

I failed to win a title at the national exam

I have nowhere to go, I just want to see you

I hope you won't turn me down, Chi Ang

Spring, take this to that man,

Yes, Madam

Susan, what's in your mind?

Nothing...Hubby

It's your happy birthday, Hubby

I'm wondering...

if the wine I prepare is enough or not

I don't think so, you must be thinking of Master Chu

No, how come?

I miss you so much since we parted,

I failed to win a title at the national exam

How come you know?

Of course I know,

as I wrote this letter

Master, I've already married Lui

Though I was once a whore, I know etiquette

Let's forget our past affairs and cut off our relation

Take the 1 00 taels as expenses home, regards,

I hope you can get a good wife, from Susan

Hubby,

how do you want to punish me?

Why must I punish you?

This letters say you want to cut off relation with him,

it's reasonable

You're very good to give him 1 00 taels...

as expenses home

What you did suits me most!

Hubby, there're people around

What are you looking at? Must I castrate you all!

After the banquet, I'll go to your room...

I have something to talk to you

Susan, I am very happy today

Hubby,

sure, it's your happy birthday

No,

I only learn today that...

you're whole-hearted to me

Hubby, l...

Since my wife died,

I only take concubines, and not a wife anymore...

just because I want to find a perfect wife

I was once a whore,

how can I become a perfect wife?

A perfect wife counts in her mind, not on her body

A woman must have only one man in her life

If a woman is fierce and stirs up trouble...

she can never become a perfect wife

Hubby

Let's arrange for our wedding tomorrow,

I'll take you as my life

You must give birth to many children for me

Hubby

Susan

Wait

I've changed...

his philter into poison

Once he has sexual intercourse, his dick will shrink and die

Hubby, what's happening to you?

I...don't feel well

My stomach...seems contracting...

Hubby!...

Why so noisy? What's going on?

Hubby!...

Hubby!...

Hubby...suddenly had cramp...and then...

Suddenly? I say you murdered him intentionally

No...don't frame me...

Don't say so much,

send her to law court

Court!

Sacred...

I used to be friend of Sir Lui

I feel sad as he died tonight

Will you please tell me what happened?

Officer, I am wife of Lui Tin,

we had good relation

But ever since my husband brought Susan back,

my husband seldom slept with me

It was his birthday last night, he went into Susan's room

Around midnight, I suddenly heard him shout:...

Susan, you poison me!

Sister Fanny, don't bullshit

Quiet, wait tilll she finishes

Go ahead

I went to see,

I found my husband's penis bleeding

He was almost dead, and soon...he died

Madam Susan,

tell me frankly what happened last night

It is a shame to tell the truth

Law court asks for the truth

Madam Susan, don't be shy

It was my husband's birthday last night, he drank a lot

At night, he went into my room to sleep

Who knows... when we were having sexual intercourse

My dick seems to be shrinking inside

Help!...It hurts!

How are you, Hubby?

My dick is shrinking!

Help me, bite it with your teeth, bite it!

Don't let it shink inside!

Quick, bite it!

Bite it!

Quick! Bite it! Quick!

and before he died, he even said...

I see...bitch! That...

It's obvious he was cursing you!

No! Officer,

I'm innocent...

Is the autopsy done?

Officer, the body is all black

I tested with silver needle, the needle became black too

He must have been poisoned to death

His penis has shrunk inside the body, and bleed a lot

I infer he took dangerous philter, Officer

I know...

Sir Lui had the habit of taking philter

Maybe this time he took an over-dosage

Madam Fanny, please follow Mr Suen and take a rest

I'll decide after taking an autopsy on him

Officer, don't let her off!

Keep quiet!

Dismiss!

Madam Susan,

I think you must be exhausted now

Why not take a rest in the backyard?

After autopsy, I'll handle this case well

Thanks, Officer

You are?

I'm wife of Officer So

Mrs So

You're so poor,

your husband died and you're being charged now

I'm innocent, Mrs So

I know

My husband has the same surname as you

When the court resumes, I'll go out with you

Officer So is a good officer,

he can clear your innocence

Thanks, Sister

Good sister,

drink this ginseng tea and sleep a while

Good sister, are you alright?

I'm fine, I just feel a little dizzy

It's hot, Sir Lui body is becoming stink

We must have autopsy on him as soon as possible

However, we need your signature of consent

Sign it

Sign it quick

Okay...

Take a rest, I'll go out now

Susan, Officer wants you to go out at once!

Move!

Kneel!

Officer

You daring woman!

I thought you were a good woman...

but after autopsy, I found you conspired with outsider...

and sold Sir Lui's big house

You killed him intentionally!

No, Officer

I have never thought about...

selling my husband's house

You still deny?

Luckily my friend Chu Chi found this

and stopped the transaction

No! I didn't!

Dare you deny?

Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Show her the contract Yes, Sir!

No, Officer

Just as I was taking a little rest in your guest room...

your wife took it to me and asked me sign it

She said Officer needs...

my signature of consent for the autopsy

You daring woman!

My wife died 3 years ago

I haven't remarried again

I'm still single, how come I have a wife?

You'd told a big lies

No, Officer!

There was a Mrs So

Still tell lies?

Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Clap on her mouth!

You conspired with outsider and killed your husband for money

Will you confess?

I'm innocent, Officer!

Someone come! Ask the boss of herbal medicine shop here

Your Highness

I ask you,

did Susan go to your shop this March...

and bought some poison?

Yes, Officer

Officer, I don't know him

This lady came to my shop

and asked for some poison

I told her I didn't have,

she then gave me 50 taels of gold

I was greedy and found some for her

I did remind her not to let others take more than one serving

If a man takes over-dosage,

his penis will shrink at the intercourse

What pretext do you still have?

I see, you conspire and frame me up

I won't confess!

You won't confess? Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Beat her! Yes, Sir!

Give here torture!

Officer, the torture is finished!

Will you confess!

I will never confess!

Give here sandwich clubs!

Yes, Sir!

Start!

Report, Officer, she has fainted

Take her into jail, court resumes in 2 days

It's you,...you're fake!

You're too stupid

I'm jailer of Lin-An,

everyone calls me Madam Ma

Why must you do harm to me?

Help!...

No one will come, however loudly you cry

Be smart and confess you killed Sir Lui...

then you'll have good days before your execution

If not,

I guarantee that you'd wish you die earlier

I have...already lost my self-ego

I have lost my lover, I have lost my friends...

I have lost my chastity

The only thing I have is my innocence in this case

I will never confess that

You must confess,

it's the supervisors who frame you this time

You must die this time

Beat her!

Susan is suffering,

as we're buddies, I must try help her

Quiet! Step aside!

Officer, we need your judgment Officer, a frame up!

Stop!

Officer, a woman stop up

Madam

I'm Chu Chi Ang,

is there a Susan at your place?

Susan killed her husband, and is sentenced to death

How come?

Go ask at the law court

It seems that you're involved in it too

None of my business

I come tolook for Susan as I want to ask her lend me money

Lend you money? Okay, take this

You find this not enough?

Though I am poor now...

even my schoolroom servitor, Hwang Lien, has left me too

I'm still a scholar, excuse me!

It's not funny at all

I'll go to gambling stall

Wash yourself and wait for me tonight

Go and ask that Master Chu to come back here

Wait, remember to leave from the back door

Madam

Madam

Spring, you go out now

Yes, Madam

Madam,

I come to find Susan as I need money

I didn't know she has commit murder

I don't have any relation with her now

Master, don't you recognize me?

I am Fanny

You and Susan used to be a pair

While Sir Lui and used to be another couple

I seem to recognize you a bit now

Master,

do you regret you didn't choose me at that time?

I dare not tell you

I want you to tell me, go ahead...

Tell me

Susan made me spend all my money and lazy at knowledge

I went for national exam but failed

I have no face to go home now

I...am very regretful

In fact, I miss you so much too

Madam

You're afraid?

I...

I have much money now,

you may live here from now on

As long as I'm happy,

you can study here, and sit for next year exam

I...

Forg Popping Across River

Half A Goose

Beating A Mountain

Collecting Gold Nibbles

Lighting A Lamp At Beside

Thousands Of Swords

Horse Riding Across Sea

Begging Cooking

Tiger Walking Downhill

A Crap Turning

Toad Climbing Stone! I'm the toad, you're the stone!

Another trick, click your climax point!

Last trick: a rest

Master, I didn't know you could satisfy me on bed

You mustn't leave me from now on

Of course I won't

But...your cousin, Mr Suen...

He's useless and lousy,

he hinders me, let us...

Kill him?!

Why are you in a hurry?

Did you ask that guy,

whom I cast away, to come back here?

Yes

Why did you ask him to tome come back?

I find him handsome

What?

I find him awesome

This Chu Chi Ang insult me at the whorehouse

Now I find him poor,

I must make use of this chance to revenge

I ask him back...

and give him dog food before I let him off

Really?

You're bad

I've given you everything, and you still suspect me?

You have no conscience!

I care for you so much

I've made some red bean soup, eat it

You've sold Lui's house, where the paper note?

Here, I've just collected it

After Susan's execution next month...

we shall elude at night secretly

No one can do anything to us at that moment

So poor

You find Susan poor?

I am talking about you

Me? Why you say I am poor?

This world is fair, an eye for an eye

Last month you poisoned my husband

Today, I am poisoning you as well

I've even put in double servings

My belly aches!

Chi Ang, you can come out now

You dirty couple, you have monkey affairs!

You think I really love you, cousin?

I am only making use of you!

After you and Susan die

Me and Chi Ang can...

elude secretly at night

Then no one can do anything to us at that moment

You bitch!

Who are you?

Officer, sorry I didn't protect you well

Stop the politeness

You asked who he is?

He is bodyguard of the Secret Officer

Secret Officer? You...

Right, I am the Secret Officer

You're snobbish

Seeing me dressed poorly, you think I failed in the exam

Why don't you kneel before the Secret Officer?

Bitch! You must die this time!

You must die too

I've been poisoned, feel nothing now

It's she... she asked me to poison Lui Tin

and framed Susan

Officer So took our bribery

and made Susan confess

You really tell the truth before you die

But you won't die easily

There's no poison...

in the red bean soup

How come my belly aches?

I've only put in some weird potion

You'll be fine soon

Someone come, take them to law court!

Yes, Sir!

You daring Fanny!

You conspired with accountant Suen and killed your husband,

then framed Susan

Today, you tried to poison your secret lover too

I've got evidence here, what can you say?

Officer, you're smart and clever...

However, your skills on bed are superior

You bring me climax after climax on bed

I tell you

I won't die innocently after I made love with you

Bullshit!

How dare you bullshit in law court?

Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Seal her mouth! Yes, Sir!

Dare you...

You daring woman!

If you will confess,

I won't give you torture

Bitch, confess at once

You can't withstand torture at all

Okay, you won't confess?

Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Ready for Torture-On-The-Nipples! Yes, Sir!

If you won't confess, I'll extract your nipples!

No! I will never confess!

Start the torture!

No!

No!

Report Officer,

she can't withstand, she died already

Bury her! Yes, Sir!

Dickie Suen

Yes, Sir

I won't sentence you to capital punishment...

as you become witness against Fanny

But you can't escape from punishment!

I sentence you to castration!

This is a punishment as you have adultery affairs with other's wife

No, Officer! No...

Drag him out! Yes, Sir!

No! Don't...no, Officer!

Officer, what is castration?

Castration means cutting off his penis and scrotum

Someone come! Yes, Sir!

Send Susan here!

Susan, this case has cleared already

You're innocent, you may go home now

Where can I go?

I have arrangement

Susan, I'll give you 50 taels

You must recover soon, I'll send you back to your homeland

Susan, don't go yet!

Susan!

I could not greet you just then at law court

Do you know how much I miss you?

If Chinyun hadn't stopped me on the way,

I couldn't have rescued you

Sister Chinyun saved my life

I don't know how to repay her

It's simple

Come with me, we shall support Chinyun she dies old

No way, Master

I am already someone else wife

I mustn't serve you anymore, Master

I want to become a nun for the rest of my life

Susan, why?

Master Chu, I know you love Susan,

but there'll be rumours

She is doing this for your good sake

We become nuns in this convent

If you want, please donate money

Isn't it better arrangement?

Susan, let's go

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