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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,692 --> 00:00:04,901 [ Barrage of gunfire ] 2 00:00:04,901 --> 00:00:06,868 Get us out of here. I'll hold them off. 3 00:00:06,868 --> 00:00:11,494 [ Screaming, zapping ] 4 00:00:11,494 --> 00:00:12,874 My name is Beth Smith. 5 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:15,394 Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on. 6 00:00:15,394 --> 00:00:16,706 I will. I will. 7 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:18,294 I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith. 8 00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:20,710 Beth Smith.Beth. Beth. Beth Smith. 9 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:22,746 Okay, God, it's just such a plain -- 10 00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:24,679 I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device. 11 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:26,233 You could connect it to not dying. 12 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,407 I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in, 13 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:30,720 but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability. 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,067 Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry. 15 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,517 Uh, uh, oh, God. 16 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:36,070 Starts with a "B" -- 17 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,934 Congratulations to your government, business, 18 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:39,867 or terror cell on its acquisition of 19 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:41,731 the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax 20 00:00:41,731 --> 00:00:43,560 in partnership with Wrangler jeans. 21 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:45,286 The NX-5's industry-leading 22 00:00:45,286 --> 00:00:48,255 tachyon beams eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S 23 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:50,912 with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. 24 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:52,569 That's right. No more secret hole 25 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,088 that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. 26 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:55,262 Your enemies will say it's unfair. 27 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:57,436 We say it's about time. -Damn it. 28 00:00:57,436 --> 00:00:58,782 We risked our lives for that? 29 00:00:58,782 --> 00:01:00,853 You did your best. Maybe you need a break. 30 00:01:00,853 --> 00:01:02,683 Don't you ever miss Earth?I don't have to miss it. 31 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:04,202 I'm technically still there. 32 00:01:04,202 --> 00:01:07,170 My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place. 33 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:08,378 Boy, that Rick. 34 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:09,759 So, if you do go back, 35 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:11,209 what happens to the clone? 36 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:13,590 Does it have, like, a proximity-triggered device 37 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:15,592 in its neck?Who cares? Are we done? 38 00:01:15,592 --> 00:01:17,249 Sure. Unless you want me to remove 39 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:20,839 the proximity-triggered device from your neck. 40 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:22,116 Think it's a bomb? 41 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,738 Man, what if this is how you found out 42 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:25,361 he never wanted you back, 43 00:01:25,361 --> 00:01:27,604 that he loved the clone more than you? 44 00:01:27,604 --> 00:01:29,365 How crazy would that be? 45 00:01:29,365 --> 00:01:31,263 Crazy and of -- of course soul-crushing. 46 00:01:31,263 --> 00:01:33,196 For you. I actually have something for that. 47 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:34,922 Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive. 48 00:01:34,922 --> 00:01:36,751 That's not true. They're totally addictive. 49 00:01:36,751 --> 00:01:38,098 I'm a terrible doctor. 50 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,375 I actually have something for that, too. 51 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:42,447 You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm. 52 00:01:42,447 --> 00:01:44,104 I'm a great doctor. 53 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:52,112 ♪♪ 54 00:01:52,112 --> 00:02:00,085 ♪♪ 55 00:02:00,085 --> 00:02:08,093 ♪♪ 56 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:15,894 ♪♪ 57 00:02:15,894 --> 00:02:17,344 Dr. Wong had a cancellation today. 58 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:18,931 Anybody up for a family session? 59 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,347 -I could do that. -I'm -- I'm down to clown. 60 00:02:20,347 --> 00:02:21,865 Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time. 61 00:02:21,865 --> 00:02:23,591 Great, because she specifically asked you 62 00:02:23,591 --> 00:02:25,352 to stop bringing puppets. Dad? 63 00:02:25,352 --> 00:02:27,802 I love therapy, family therapy most of all, 64 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:31,461 but I am actually disintegrating. 65 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:32,600 Oh, my God!Whoa! Dad! 66 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,775 Is that really it? We did it? 67 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:36,777 It's the invisibility belt. 68 00:02:36,777 --> 00:02:39,020 Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them. 69 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,367 That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds. 70 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:42,369 Thanks, Morty.Why should I let you use it? 71 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:44,302 You never let me use it.Can I have the belt? 72 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:46,338 It would really piss off Morty.Fantastic idea. 73 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:48,444 What the hell?! You jerk! Give it! 74 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:50,273 Hey! Ow! 75 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,102 Share the invisibility. Jerry? 76 00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:53,794 Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles. 77 00:02:53,794 --> 00:02:55,520 Let me just glue one more eye on. 78 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,349 I'm gonna kill you! 79 00:02:57,349 --> 00:02:58,868 Woof. Looks like you two have to fight 80 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:00,318 about why you can't control your kids. 81 00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:01,974 Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening. 82 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,563 Bye. -You're a bad father. 83 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:06,945 Don't let him divide us. 84 00:03:06,945 --> 00:03:09,810 Garage, family therapy mode. 85 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,329 Ah. 86 00:03:14,573 --> 00:03:16,023 Honey, you're back. 87 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:17,990 You seem surprised.You never wrote. 88 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,510 And never exploded? 89 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:24,376 What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb. 90 00:03:24,376 --> 00:03:27,137 So does every engineer that's seen it. 91 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:29,243 Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman 92 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,383 that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet. 93 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:34,869 The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist. 94 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,910 Then whip me up a reason not to kill you. 95 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,188 Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's. 96 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:45,570 Scan her. 97 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:47,986 Dad? 98 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,367 Okay, have fun, pumpkin. 99 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:51,127 Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father. 100 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:54,061 Oh, ha-ha! Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back. 101 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:55,442 Jerry, leave the puppet. 102 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,616 Jerry: It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth. 103 00:03:57,616 --> 00:03:59,894 The device in her neck wouldhave transferred 104 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:01,689 a database of her memories to your device 105 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:02,828 before vaporizing her. 106 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:04,071 So much for that plan. 107 00:04:04,071 --> 00:04:05,624 Why is she -- it -- 108 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:07,074 why am I back with Jerry? 109 00:04:07,074 --> 00:04:08,455 I thought she was a copy of me. 110 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:09,732 She is a copy of you. 111 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:11,285 If she ran back to that dingleberry, 112 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,080 that's on you. 113 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,461 Want to grab a drink?All the time. 114 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,186 Good girl. 115 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:19,500 Ooh. 116 00:04:25,023 --> 00:04:27,543 [ Sniffing ] 117 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:33,307 [ Beeping, whirring ] 118 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,585 -To catch a predator. -What the hell?! 119 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:36,724 Thermal goggles, bitch. 120 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:38,174 Mom said share. 121 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,418 You can't share invisibility. Take those off. 122 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:42,627 [ Grunting ] 123 00:04:42,627 --> 00:04:44,353 No. 124 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:48,667 So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice? 125 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,842 Should I bring a poncho? 126 00:04:50,842 --> 00:04:52,637 Alright! State your terms. 127 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:54,673 Give back the belt. You take the goggles. 128 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:56,744 Go away. We trade in an hour. 129 00:04:56,744 --> 00:04:58,159 Deal. 130 00:04:58,159 --> 00:04:59,644 [ Glass breaks ] 131 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:00,852 How do you like that, bitch? 132 00:05:00,852 --> 00:05:02,992 I liked it more than my old belt. 133 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,614 "Tiny Big Man Junior"? 134 00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:07,997 You shoulda shared. 135 00:05:07,997 --> 00:05:09,516 What are you doing in my house? 136 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:12,035 Did I wander that far from my console? 137 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:14,175 They should put a warning on these things. 138 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:15,936 So, we overrode the gates, 139 00:05:15,936 --> 00:05:18,179 and the slave rebellion took the capital. 140 00:05:18,179 --> 00:05:20,009 Pretty cool.Very cool. 141 00:05:20,009 --> 00:05:22,529 My daughter, having space adventures. 142 00:05:22,529 --> 00:05:25,980 They are skewing a tad "Star Wars"-y, though. 143 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,465 Don't forget to have fun. 144 00:05:27,465 --> 00:05:29,225 Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes, 145 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,365 but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy. 146 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,436 Okay, I'm the one that made this possible. 147 00:05:33,436 --> 00:05:35,162 It's not a competition.Of course not. 148 00:05:35,162 --> 00:05:36,439 Just curious, though, if it were, 149 00:05:36,439 --> 00:05:38,924 would "most wanted" be first place? 150 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:42,307 You're fighting the Gromflomites? 151 00:05:42,307 --> 00:05:43,895 Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy! 152 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:46,380 Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy. 153 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,728 The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds. 154 00:05:49,728 --> 00:05:51,005 Eh, it's your hero phase. 155 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:52,835 I had one, too. You'll outgrow it. 156 00:05:52,835 --> 00:05:54,146 No, you did. 157 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,734 I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit. 158 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:57,564 Sources tell us these aliens, who call themselves 159 00:05:57,564 --> 00:06:00,670 the Neeeew Galactic Federation, will blow up the planet 160 00:06:00,670 --> 00:06:03,224 unless some woman with a very boring name gives herself up. 161 00:06:03,224 --> 00:06:04,536 Oh, come on. Way to give a shit. 162 00:06:04,536 --> 00:06:06,262 Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet. 163 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:08,126 Oh, shit. They're gonna track down Beth. 164 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:10,335 You mean... Beth's clone. 165 00:06:10,335 --> 00:06:12,717 Right. Beth's clone. 166 00:06:12,717 --> 00:06:14,374 What -- What did I say? 167 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:20,172 It really was nice seeing you again. 168 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:24,073 Whoo! Yeah! Go, Honey Bees! 169 00:06:24,073 --> 00:06:26,040 Good practice, girls. 170 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,490 And remember, we are in a drought, 171 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:29,250 so be sure to shower as one big group 172 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,736 at the exact same time. 173 00:06:31,736 --> 00:06:32,944 [ Alarm ringing ] 174 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,428 Shower fire! The shower's on fire! 175 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:36,085 Step aside, girls! I got this! 176 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:38,294 [ Morty whimpering ] 177 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:41,608 [ Alarm ringing within, Morty whimpering ] 178 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:42,609 [ Thud! ] 179 00:06:42,609 --> 00:06:43,713 You're a monster! 180 00:06:43,713 --> 00:06:45,405 Still wanna share? 181 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:51,272 [ Whooshing ] 182 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:52,860 Morty Smith, hands up. 183 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:55,380 You are under arrest for crimes against 184 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,624 the New Improved Galactic Federation. 185 00:06:57,624 --> 00:06:59,211 Wait. What? How are you doing that? 186 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:00,281 You're not a psychic, are you? 187 00:07:00,281 --> 00:07:02,145 Do you have psychic powers? 188 00:07:02,145 --> 00:07:04,424 -Uh, yes. -Are they strong powers? 189 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,942 We're just looking for your mother. 190 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:07,599 You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you? 191 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:10,153 -Uh, I can. -Okay, we surrender. 192 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:12,293 Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets 193 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:13,985 makes you seem dumb and crazy? 194 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:17,437 I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in -- 195 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,921 It is now. This is crazy. 196 00:07:18,921 --> 00:07:19,991 You're being crazy. 197 00:07:19,991 --> 00:07:21,579 They do it in therapy on TV. 198 00:07:21,579 --> 00:07:24,927 Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry. 199 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:27,205 [ Boom! ] 200 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:29,621 [ Ominous music ] 201 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:31,658 Tonya?Tammy? Tammya? Tammya. 202 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,142 Hi, Mrs. Smith. 203 00:07:33,142 --> 00:07:34,419 I like your hair better this way. 204 00:07:34,419 --> 00:07:36,490 How's the stomach?What? 205 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:38,596 Hey! I only said "hey." 206 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:40,770 It's not like I can do more than that. 207 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,254 As much as I'd like to kill you, 208 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,809 my superiors have some questions about the Defiance. 209 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:48,398 I don't have a -- I have a Defiance? 210 00:07:48,398 --> 00:07:50,573 Oh, God, I'm a clone. 211 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:51,747 That's your defense? 212 00:07:51,747 --> 00:07:53,921 No, my defense is eat me. 213 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:56,337 Hey! Ah! We've been over this. 214 00:07:56,337 --> 00:07:59,513 All I do is say "hey." 215 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,998 Smart guns, white-list human life. 216 00:08:01,998 --> 00:08:03,690 And the therapist. 217 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:09,661 [ Blasting ] 218 00:08:09,661 --> 00:08:11,663 Tammy, this is the office where my family works 219 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:13,596 to better itself.What, and that makes it sacred? 220 00:08:13,596 --> 00:08:15,287 No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot 221 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,669 of voice-activated escape contingencies. 222 00:08:17,669 --> 00:08:19,188 [ Clears throat ] These are all good points. 223 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:21,431 I need to take a long look at myself. 224 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:24,365 Aah! Aah! 225 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:25,815 I'd like to discuss that. 226 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:26,989 I don't discuss problems, 227 00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:28,024 I incinerate them. 228 00:08:28,024 --> 00:08:30,164 Everybody in the car. 229 00:08:30,164 --> 00:08:32,063 Everybody in my family, not the world. 230 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:34,375 Jesus, Wong. Boundaries. 231 00:08:36,205 --> 00:08:38,310 I'm better than this job. 232 00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:41,900 ♪♪ 233 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,384 Can't you just make a portal? 234 00:08:43,384 --> 00:08:45,145 Your children are down there invisible, Jerry. 235 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,388 "Make a portal"? Father of the year back here. 236 00:08:47,388 --> 00:08:48,389 Well, you're one to talk. 237 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:50,012 You told me I wasn't a clone. 238 00:08:50,012 --> 00:08:51,979 Y-You're not a clone. 239 00:08:51,979 --> 00:08:55,051 And who is that?Uh, uh, a clone. 240 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,574 Why would you make a clone of me 241 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,093 just to send the clone into space? 242 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,819 Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought, 243 00:09:03,819 --> 00:09:05,406 "Okay, that's cool." 244 00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:06,925 But then I thought, "Well, you know what would be even 245 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:09,445 cooler is a space daughter," s-so I made one. 246 00:09:09,445 --> 00:09:11,585 And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back. 247 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,759 Father of the year. 248 00:09:12,759 --> 00:09:14,036 She wasn't supposed to come back. 249 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,037 Why did she? 250 00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:16,210 Well, she found a bomb in her neck. 251 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,696 Wouldn't you? 252 00:09:18,696 --> 00:09:20,560 Father of the year.Shut up! 253 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,940 I'm tired of believing you. 254 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,563 I want to talk to her. -No, you don't. 255 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,012 Jerry, do something. 256 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,704 Hey. 257 00:09:31,018 --> 00:09:32,192 He told me you're the clone. 258 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,883 What do you think he told me? 259 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:36,541 You're the clone?Wow, naive and attractive. 260 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,439 Wow, jaded and hot. 261 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:40,131 [ Rick grunting ] 262 00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:41,581 I know this is bad parenting, 263 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,375 but if you stop fighting, you both get McDonald's. 264 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:46,102 How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers? 265 00:09:46,102 --> 00:09:47,483 Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's. 266 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:49,036 I-I think they even gave us some money. 267 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:50,417 -Drop it. Don't move! -Freeze! Get down! 268 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,557 On the ground! On the ground! Don't move! 269 00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,801 Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit. 270 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:56,768 Wait, so there are two of them? 271 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,908 More importantly, which one is mine? 272 00:09:58,908 --> 00:10:00,530 Uh, neither, chauvinist. 273 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,463 Whatever. Take them both. 274 00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:06,053 ♪♪ 275 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:08,366 Cool beam. But let's bargain. 276 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:09,609 I'm the one you really want. 277 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,817 Excuse me? 278 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:11,990 Uh, smartest man in the universe? 279 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,751 Secret to interdimensional travel? 280 00:10:13,751 --> 00:10:14,959 Ask your bosses. 281 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:16,408 My bosses are bugs, Rick. 282 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,445 You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. 283 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:22,449 They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat. 284 00:10:22,449 --> 00:10:24,244 Oofa!We got the payload. 285 00:10:24,244 --> 00:10:25,832 Fire up the NX-5. 286 00:10:25,832 --> 00:10:27,178 Earth's going ta-ta. 287 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:28,455 You might want to do that thing 288 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:29,732 where you find a new universe 289 00:10:29,732 --> 00:10:31,009 where you can suck yourself off. 290 00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:32,286 You can't tell me what to do. 291 00:10:32,286 --> 00:10:33,978 Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him. 292 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:36,497 Wha?Just go with it, Jerry. 293 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,914 Everybody, drop your guns -- except for Jerry! 294 00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,916 Fucking classic. 295 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:45,023 [ Whooshing, gunfire ] 296 00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:46,542 Holy shit, Morty.And Summer. 297 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,613 W-We worked together. That's -- that's our arc. 298 00:10:48,613 --> 00:10:51,202 Summer: We went from siblings to invisible to working together. 299 00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,997 It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete 300 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,137 with whatever's going on here, you know? 301 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,657 Unh! 302 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,108 [ Cracks ] Aah! 303 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:04,387 You made me go to a wedding. 304 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:06,562 And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first. 305 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:11,774 Congratulations, Earth, on being destroyed by the NX-5, 306 00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:14,674 brought to you by Wrangler. 307 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,022 [ Zapping ] 308 00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:20,369 Ugh, guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal 309 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:22,647 needs her daddy to come change her diapie. 310 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,200 Come on, kids, we have to go do 311 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,445 a fucking piece of shit "Star Wars." 312 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,898 Attention, Zeta 99-2. 313 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:34,141 We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down. 314 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:36,868 Oh, am I not a non-threat now? 315 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:42,529 [ Splatting, grunting ] 316 00:11:44,669 --> 00:11:46,395 Hey, you are not cleared to land. 317 00:11:46,395 --> 00:11:48,569 We will open fire.Hold your ground, men. 318 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,226 You'll be heroes. 319 00:11:50,226 --> 00:11:51,814 [ Splat! ] 320 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,921 Summer, try unlocking that door by scanning 321 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,577 your high-school friend's dead face. 322 00:11:56,577 --> 00:11:57,855 Uh, I have -- I have to pee. 323 00:11:57,855 --> 00:11:59,442 Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star. 324 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:01,824 Okay, but there's rebellion and then there's -- 325 00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,377 Here, Dad.Perfect. 326 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:06,346 [ Buzzing ]What am I doing wrong? 327 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,866 Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one. 328 00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:11,351 I've got the right. 329 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,422 She died the way she lived, overserialized. 330 00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:14,906 I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone 331 00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,183 without revealing which is which. 332 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:18,013 You two find the NX-5 and shut it down. 333 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,566 I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths. 334 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,430 If you can save this one, it's gravy. 335 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:22,880 Dream team rides again! 336 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,605 Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. 337 00:12:24,605 --> 00:12:25,917 Uh, except no kissing part. 338 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,436 What's another famous brother-sister team? 339 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:28,471 Uh, Hansel and Gretel? 340 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:29,956 Yeah, right, those two were fucking. 341 00:12:29,956 --> 00:12:31,129 Dad, we need the belt. 342 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,475 I can't go with you guys watching. 343 00:12:32,475 --> 00:12:34,684 You're invisible.What if the pee isn't? 344 00:12:34,684 --> 00:12:36,963 You know what? We don't need invisibility. 345 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:38,723 Working together is our belt. 346 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:39,966 That's our arc. Let's do it. 347 00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:41,105 I'm gonna go ahead and whistle. 348 00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:42,623 That's how good I feel. 349 00:12:42,623 --> 00:12:44,522 [ Whistling ] 350 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,114 Oh, God. I knew it. 351 00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:54,428 Ugh, this floor isn't level. 352 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:55,982 ♪♪ 353 00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:57,569 Are they gonna torture us? 354 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,468 Unless you plan on telling them what I know. 355 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:01,642 Last chance to guess who was the clone. 356 00:13:01,642 --> 00:13:02,816 You're his daughter. 357 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,162 Just something about the eyes, 358 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,820 the shameless abandonment of your family. 359 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,822 However can I live with myself? 360 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:11,514 One theory -- I was designed by your father to live with myself, 361 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,171 which would mean you made a conscious choice 362 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,795 to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta. 363 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,313 You know that's the kind Jerry likes, 364 00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,522 same way I know the only Goddamn dream you'll ever follow 365 00:13:19,522 --> 00:13:21,110 is your shitty father's approval. 366 00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,078 You fetch your shitty father's lemonade. 367 00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,114 You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s. 368 00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,529 Red alert. Red alert. 369 00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:28,704 Rick Sanchez -- [ Choking ] 370 00:13:28,704 --> 00:13:30,671 Rick: More like dead alert. What else? What else? 371 00:13:30,671 --> 00:13:32,156 I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app. 372 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,985 Let me just find it. 373 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:36,919 Screw it. Beth, if -- if one of you is still alive, 374 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:38,541 you're my real daughter. 375 00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:40,198 If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. 376 00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,682 She's just a clone. She's not worth it. 377 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:43,029 I'm coming, baby. 378 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,376 That piece of shit.That piece of shit. 379 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,447 I came back kill him, you know. 380 00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:48,448 I'd like to help. 381 00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,312 Kick me between my eyes.From here? 382 00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,865 Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy 383 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,867 Jerry more Flintstones Vitam-- 384 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:57,698 ♪♪ 385 00:13:57,698 --> 00:14:00,701 Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber. 386 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:03,221 [ Gas hissing ] 387 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:07,294 [ Footsteps thudding ] 388 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:10,125 Bird Person?It is now Phoenix Person. 389 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:11,609 You're working for them? 390 00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,024 What did they do to you, BP? 391 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,233 It is now PP. Where is Tammy? 392 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,891 Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her. 393 00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,169 I loved her.Really? Huh. 394 00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,895 Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, 395 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,621 Crazy Pussy Whipped Person? 396 00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:24,898 Aah! 397 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,866 [ Blasting ]Unh! 398 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,901 [ Groans ] 399 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,800 [ Blast, blow land s] 400 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:35,460 Aah! 401 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,668 [ Ping! ] 402 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,498 [ Coughs ] 403 00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:41,259 It's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 404 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,572 Then you were always a bad friend. 405 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,470 [ Powering up, blasting ] 406 00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,852 Aah! 407 00:14:47,852 --> 00:14:49,198 [ Cocks weapon ] 408 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,099 Morty, we had one grenade. 409 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:54,548 He had a gun.Whatever. 410 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,550 Come on. 411 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,173 Did you hear something?Doesn't matter. 412 00:14:58,173 --> 00:14:59,760 If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser, 413 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,866 and they can't do it without us seeing them. 414 00:15:01,866 --> 00:15:03,419 "Working together is our belt"? 415 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:05,387 You gave it away!You said we didn't need it. 416 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:06,595 I wish you were never born. 417 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:07,941 You were an accident. 418 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,598 [ People screaming ] 419 00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,013 How come some of the pants are -- 420 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,981 The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans. 421 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:16,605 Like, it literally can't destroy them or it's programmed not to? 422 00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:18,262 Gee, what do you think? 423 00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:20,022 [ Whooshing ] 424 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:23,060 [ Grunting, firing, blows landing ] 425 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:45,634 ♪♪ 426 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:51,157 ♪♪ 427 00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,882 You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor. 428 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:54,160 Thanks, me. 429 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:55,644 Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing 430 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:56,956 together sometime. 431 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,474 As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version. 432 00:15:58,474 --> 00:15:59,648 Naturally. 433 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,686 What do you think they do with all those jeans? 434 00:16:03,686 --> 00:16:06,172 Make them into jackets?It's not about conserving denim. 435 00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,483 It's marketing. Like, uh, 436 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:09,347 "The NX-5 destroys the whole planet 437 00:16:09,347 --> 00:16:10,762 except for the Wrangler jeans." 438 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,455 Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser? 439 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:15,353 Stupid.You're talking about it. 440 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:17,148 Mm, you're right. They -- they got me. 441 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:18,529 Hey, over here. Look at me. 442 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:20,186 Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by? 443 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,704 I'm not falling for that again. 444 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,361 I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite. 445 00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:24,742 Get him. But not in a weird way. 446 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,019 You made it weird. 447 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:31,783 ♪♪ 448 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,372 NX-5 corporate sponsor detected. 449 00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,133 Cannot penetrate Wranglers. 450 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,375 Built too tough. 451 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:40,171 Built... too... tough. 452 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,485 I killed them! I-I did -- I did it offscreen. 453 00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:44,865 God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear. 454 00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,350 I saw your balls for a second. 455 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,558 That's on you. 456 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,111 Why can't I meet your parents? 457 00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,112 Are you embarrassed of me? 458 00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:51,700 No, of them. 459 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,701 Aww. 460 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,461 [ Explosion, splatting ] 461 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:56,670 ♪♪ 462 00:16:56,670 --> 00:17:00,019 [ Groaning, banging ] 463 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,054 [ Electricity crackling ] 464 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:03,712 Unh -- ahh! 465 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:06,853 [ Blasting ] 466 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:09,373 [ Groans, entrails splat ] 467 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:11,340 Never thought this was how I'd die. 468 00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,548 [ Slurps ] We're nowhere near Venice, 469 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,309 and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat. 470 00:17:14,309 --> 00:17:18,140 [ Powering up ] 471 00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,659 Step back. You're not killing him 472 00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,902 till we kick his ass, Bird Person. 473 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:24,008 My name is Phoenix Person. 474 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,251 No one's calling you that. Dumb. 475 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,253 It fascinates me that an entire family 476 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:30,256 can be this critical and suck this much. 477 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:32,534 [ Blasting ] 478 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:42,923 ♪♪ 479 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,925 Aah! 480 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,444 Bird Person, stop. 481 00:17:46,444 --> 00:17:48,826 It's me, that Tammy girl. 482 00:17:48,826 --> 00:17:51,242 Tammy, this is unexpected. 483 00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:52,623 I was told you were dead. 484 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:55,557 That is ab-so-lute-ly not true. 485 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:58,594 I'm more alive than I've ever been. 486 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,941 You are behaving rather strangely. 487 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,289 Me? Strange? Oh, my. 488 00:18:03,289 --> 00:18:04,945 Well, who's normal, really? 489 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,638 Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead. 490 00:18:07,638 --> 00:18:10,054 Let me give you some of this sweet ass. 491 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:11,435 [ Jerry yelps ] 492 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:17,130 [ Roaring ] 493 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,305 [ Powers down ] 494 00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:20,961 Saved the day with puppeting. 495 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,446 Only one with a decent arc. 496 00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:23,930 He does have his moments. 497 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,069 Mom, Dad! 498 00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:26,967 Mom. Uh, we did it! 499 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,486 Morty became super visible! 500 00:18:28,486 --> 00:18:30,316 Summer put my jeans in a laser! 501 00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:32,421 Morty, look at your little balls! 502 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:35,666 I know!Bring it in here, guys. 503 00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:37,633 Damn, this thing has twin turbines? 504 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:40,222 I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it. 505 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,017 That works for me -- I was just gonna give you 506 00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:43,501 space cigarettes.I love having two moms. 507 00:18:43,501 --> 00:18:45,296 And I love having two wives. 508 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,504 Never gonna happen, Jerry. 509 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,092 You jerk-offs ready to get the answers 510 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:49,611 to your burning questions? 511 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:51,854 What's this, Dad?The memory of which Beth is real 512 00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:53,856 and which Beth is a clone, obviously. 513 00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:56,031 You mind-blew yourself? You -- 514 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:58,792 You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real. 515 00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,518 Of course you don't. Why am I surprised? 516 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:03,314 I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you, 517 00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,178 but I don't care what's in that vial. 518 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,490 Yeah, me neither. 519 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:07,974 You're a piece of shit either way. 520 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,700 After all this, you don't want to know the truth? 521 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,529 The truth is we have more important shit to do 522 00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:14,049 like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation, 523 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:17,535 neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you. 524 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:20,055 [ Both laughing ] 525 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:22,333 Morty? Sum-Sum? You gotta at least wanna know 526 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,369 who your real mom is. 527 00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:24,370 Not really, Rick. 528 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,716 We have two badass moms now. 529 00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:27,235 It's -- That's kind of a win/win. 530 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:28,684 Yeah, Grandpa Rick, don't drag us into your bullshit 531 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,755 just because you're losing control. 532 00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:37,383 I know what I want to do. 533 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:38,901 I want you to decide.What? 534 00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,318 For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad. 535 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:44,010 Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life, 536 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,874 or do you want me to leave? 537 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:51,051 ♪♪ 538 00:19:51,051 --> 00:19:56,298 ♪♪ 539 00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:58,818 ♪ I know you tried 540 00:19:58,818 --> 00:20:02,131 ♪ I know you tried your best 541 00:20:02,131 --> 00:20:05,859 ♪♪ 542 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,206 [ Sighs ] 543 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,898 ♪ And now it's time to put this all to rest ♪ 544 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:12,866 Hup! Ho! Big money, big money. 545 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:15,179 Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo. 546 00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,250 Which one's which? 547 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,425 [ Clicks off projector ] 548 00:20:19,425 --> 00:20:22,738 Holy shit. I'm a terrible father. 549 00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:26,086 ♪ Oh, a distant... 550 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:29,780 At least I'm a pretty good friend. 551 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:33,439 Looks like it's just you and me, buddy. 552 00:20:33,439 --> 00:20:36,027 [ Powers up, screams ] 553 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,098 Okay, alright, we'll give you a little more time. 554 00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:42,241 ♪ ...to drag me down 555 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,588 ♪ Down 556 00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:51,284 ♪ If you go then I'm going with you now ♪ 557 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,149 ♪♪ 558 00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:58,774 ♪ Don't look back, nothing left to see ♪ 559 00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:02,399 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 560 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,953 ♪ If I let it go 561 00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:08,715 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 562 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:13,410 ♪♪ 563 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:16,136 ♪ Just like that 564 00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:21,590 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 565 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:24,559 ♪ I can feel you though 566 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:29,426 ♪ Wake me from this dreaming 567 00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,360 Ah, goodbye, old friend. 568 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,984 We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again. 569 00:21:39,505 --> 00:21:41,472 -What the fuck?! -Oh, my God! Where did I go? 570 00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:43,474 Oh, shitskis. 571 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:44,820 Aah! 572 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,752 Slow down! 573 00:21:45,752 --> 00:21:47,167 There's an invisible garbage truck 574 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,653 in the road!Yeah, right. 575 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,416 I'm alive. I survi-- 576 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,349 [ Explosion ] 577 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,006 [ Sanitation workers screaming ] 578 00:21:58,006 --> 00:22:00,974 I mean, when in Rome. 579 00:22:00,974 --> 00:22:04,288 ♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪ 580 00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,014 ♪ It's a new franchise 581 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:09,120 [ Motor humming ] 582 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,365 Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers 583 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,780 and give me the money. 584 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,541 Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term. 585 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:17,474 It's not how I feel about you personally. 586 00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:18,475 [ Whirring ] What the -- what -- what -- aah! 587 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:20,787 Aah! 588 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:22,479 Somebody call for a pickup? 589 00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:24,688 Let's go take out the trash. 590 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:27,794 ♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪ 591 00:22:27,794 --> 00:22:30,349 ♪ It's a new franchise 592 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,868 ♪ Until he runs out of gas 593 00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:41,843 [ Sighs ] Well, we had a good run. 594 00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:44,224 [ Indistinct shouting ] 595 00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:45,674 Did you get any of that? 596 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:46,917 [ Whooshing ] 597 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:49,160 [ Williams Street theme tone playing ] 42332

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