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Get us out of here. I'll hold them off.
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My name is Beth Smith.
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Tell your top bugs
the Defiance lives on.
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I will. I will.
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I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith.
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- Beth Smith.
- Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.
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Okay, God, it's just such a plain...
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I'm trying to come up
with a mnemonic device.
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You could connect it to not dying.
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I know, I know! You think
that would sear it right in,
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but it just speaks to
the sheer forgettability.
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Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so
sorry. Uh, uh, oh, God.
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Starts with a "B"...
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Congratulations to your government,
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business, or terror
cell on its acquisition
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of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax
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in partnership with Wrangler jeans.
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The NX-5's industry-leading
tachyon beams
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eliminate planets twice
as fast as the NX-4S
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with half the battery and zero
built-in fatal design flaws.
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That's right. No more secret hole
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that blows the whole thing
up when you shoot it.
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Your enemies will say it's unfair.
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- We say it's about time.
- Damn it.
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We risked our lives for that?
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You did your best.
Maybe you need a break.
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- Don't you ever miss Earth?
- I don't have to miss it.
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I'm technically still there.
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My dad made a perfect clone
of me to take my place.
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Boy, that Rick. So, if you do go back,
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what happens to the clone?
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Does it have, like,
a proximity-triggered device
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- in its neck?
- Who cares? Are we done?
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Sure. Unless you want me to remove
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the proximity-triggered
device from your neck.
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Think it's a bomb?
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Man, what if this is how you found out
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he never wanted you back,
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that he loved the clone more than you?
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How crazy would that be?
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Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing.
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For you. I actually have
something for that.
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Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive.
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That's not true.
They're totally addictive.
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I'm a terrible doctor.
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I actually have something for that, too.
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You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm.
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I'm a great doctor.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Dr. Wong had a cancellation today.
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Anybody up for a family session?
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- I could do that.
- I'm... I'm down to clown.
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Ooh, not sure my therapy
puppet will be done in time.
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Great, because she
specifically asked you
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to stop bringing puppets. Dad?
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I love therapy, family
therapy most of all,
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- but I am actually disintegrating.
- Whoa!
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- Oh, my God!
- Dad!
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Is that really it? We did it?
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It's the invisibility belt.
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Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them.
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That's gonna hurt in like 10
seconds. Thanks, Morty.
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Why should I let you use it?
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- You never let me use it.
- Can I have the belt?
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It would really piss off Morty.
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- Fantastic idea.
- What the hell?!
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You jerk! Give it!
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Hey! Ow!
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Share the invisibility. Jerry?
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Ooh, this looks like
a job for Mr. Nibbles.
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Let me just glue one more eye on.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Woof. Looks like you two have to fight
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about why you can't control your kids.
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Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening.
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Bye.
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- You're a bad father.
- Don't let him divide us.
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Garage, family therapy mode.
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Ah.
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- Honey, you're back.
- You seem surprised.
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- You never wrote.
- And never exploded?
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What I'm hearing is that
you think that's a bomb.
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So does every engineer that's seen it.
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Engineer? Princess,
I'm sure every caveman
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that sees a microwave
calls it a rock cabinet.
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The point of inventing is to
make things that don't exist.
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Then whip me up a
reason not to kill you.
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Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's.
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Scan her.
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Dad?
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Okay, have fun, pumpkin.
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Sorry I'm a piece-of-[BLEEP] father.
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Oh, ha-ha! Well, the
self-loathing buys a lot back.
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Jerry, leave the puppet.
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It's a one-way ticket to
a breakthrough, Beth.
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The device in her neck
would have transferred
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a database of her
memories to your device
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before vaporizing her.
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So much for that plan.
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Why is she... it...
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why am I back with Jerry?
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I thought she was a copy of me.
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She is a copy of you.
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If she ran back to that
dingleberry, that's on you.
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Want to grab a drink?
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- All the time.
- Good girl.
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Ooh.
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- To catch a predator.
- What the hell?!
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Thermal goggles, bitch.
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Mom said share.
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You can't share invisibility.
Take those off.
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No.
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So I'll just see you at
cheerleader practice?
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Should I bring a poncho?
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All right!
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- State your terms.
- Give back the belt.
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You take the goggles. Go away.
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We trade in an hour.
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Deal.
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How do you like that, bitch?
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I liked it more than my old belt.
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"Tiny Big Man Junior"?
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You shoulda shared.
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What are you doing in my house?
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Did I wander that far from my console?
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They should put a warning
on these things.
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So, we overrode the gates,
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and the slave rebellion
took the capital.
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- Pretty cool.
- Very cool.
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My daughter, having space adventures.
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They are skewing a tad
"Star Wars"-y, though.
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Don't forget to have fun.
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Well, I came back to murder
you, not get your notes,
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but I'll remember to fart more
while I'm saving the galaxy.
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Okay, I'm the one that
made this possible.
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It's not a competition.
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Of course not. Just curious,
though, if it were,
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would "most wanted" be first place?
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You're fighting the Gromflomites?
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Dad, they're trying to
take over the galaxy!
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Everybody in the galaxy
tries to take over the galaxy.
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The trick is to be left alone
by whoever succeeds.
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Eh, it's your hero phase.
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I had one, too. You'll outgrow it.
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No, you did. I'm not gonna
outgrow giving a [BLEEP].
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Sources tell us these aliens,
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who call themselves the
Neeeew Galactic Federation,
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will blow up the planet
unless some woman
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with a very boring
name gives herself up.
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- Oh, come on.
- Way to give a [BLEEP].
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Next time, don't wipe
it on your home planet.
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Oh, [BLEEP]. They're
gonna track down Beth.
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You mean... Beth's clone.
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Right. Beth's clone.
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What... What did I say?
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It really was nice seeing you again.
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- Whoo! Yeah!
- Go, Honey Bees!
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Good practice, girls.
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And remember, we are in a drought,
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so be sure to shower as one big group
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at the exact same time.
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Shower fire! The shower's on fire!
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Step aside, girls! I got this!
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You're a monster!
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Still wanna share?
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Morty Smith, hands up.
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You are under arrest
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for crimes against the New
Improved Galactic Federation.
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Wait. What? How are you doing that?
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You're not a psychic, are you?
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Do you have psychic powers?
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- Uh, yes.
- Are they strong powers?
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We're just looking for your mother.
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You can't, like, stop
our hearts, can you?
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- Uh, I can.
- Okay, we surrender.
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Jerry, do you agree
that the use of puppets
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makes you seem dumb and crazy?
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I don't think "crazy" is a
responsible word to use in...
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It is now. This is crazy.
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You're being crazy.
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They do it in therapy on TV.
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Well, TV gives British people
prizes for baking, Jerry.
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- Tonya?
- Tammy? Tammya? Tammya.
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Hi, Mrs. Smith.
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I like your hair better this way.
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- How's the stomach?
- What?
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Hey! I only said "hey."
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It's not like I can do more than that.
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As much as I'd like to kill you,
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my superiors have some
questions about the Defiance.
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I don't have a... I have a Defiance?
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Oh, God, I'm a clone.
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That's your defense?
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No, my defense is eat me.
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Hey! Ah! We've been over this.
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All I do is say "hey."
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Smart guns, white-list human life.
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And the therapist.
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Tammy, this is the office
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where my family works to better itself.
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What, and that makes it sacred?
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No, it makes it a place
I've rigged with a lot
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of voice-activated escape contingencies.
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These are all good points.
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I need to take a long look at myself.
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Aah! Aah!
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I'd like to discuss that.
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I don't discuss problems,
I incinerate them.
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Everybody in the car.
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Everybody in my family, not the world.
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Jesus, Wong. Boundaries.
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I'm better than this job.
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Can't you just make a portal?
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Your children are down
there invisible, Jerry.
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"Make a portal"? Father
of the year back here.
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Well, you're one to talk.
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You told me I wasn't a clone.
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Y-You're not a clone.
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- And who is that?
- Uh, uh, a clone.
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Why would you make a clone of me
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just to send the clone into space?
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Well, you didn't want
to go, and I thought,
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"Okay, that's cool."
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But then I thought, "Well,
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you know what would be even cooler
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is a space daughter," s-so I made one.
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And I put a bomb in her neck
in case she ever came back.
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- Father of the year.
- She wasn't supposed to come back.
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- Why did she?
- Well, she found a bomb in her neck.
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Wouldn't you?
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- Father of the year.
- Shut up!
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I'm tired of believing you.
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- I want to talk to her.
- No, you don't.
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- Jerry, do something.
- Hey.
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He told me you're the clone.
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What do you think he told me?
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You're the clone?
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Wow, naive and attractive.
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Wow, jaded and hot.
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I know this is bad parenting,
but if you stop fighting,
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you both get McDonald's.
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How about I just blow my brains
out, starting with hers?
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Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's.
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- I-I think they even gave us some money.
- Drop it.
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- Don't move!
- Freeze! Get down!
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- On the ground! On the ground!
- Don't move!
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Everybody, shut up! You're
all saying different [BLEEP].
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- Wait, so there are two of them?
- More importantly,
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which one is mine?
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Uh, neither, chauvinist.
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Whatever. Take them both.
252
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Cool beam. But let's bargain.
253
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,861
I'm the one you really want.
254
00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:11,497
- Excuse me?
- Uh, smartest man in the universe?
255
00:10:11,498 --> 00:10:13,139
Secret to interdimensional travel?
256
00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,154
Ask your bosses.
257
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,460
My bosses are bugs, Rick.
258
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,919
You killed the old ones.
The new ones are half my age.
259
00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,581
They know if you're left alone,
you're a non-threat.
260
00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,478
- Oofa!
- We got the payload.
261
00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:25,159
Fire up the NX-5.
262
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,340
Earth's going Ta-ta.
263
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,579
You might want to do that thing
264
00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,840
where you find a new universe
265
00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,437
where you can [BLEEP] yourself off.
266
00:10:30,438 --> 00:10:31,549
You can't tell me what to do.
267
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,398
Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him.
268
00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,759
- Wha?
- Just go with it, Jerry.
269
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,419
Everybody, drop your guns...
except for Jerry!
270
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,859
[BLEEP] classic.
271
00:10:44,396 --> 00:10:46,107
- Holy [BLEEP]. Morty.
- And Summer.
272
00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:48,023
W-We worked together.
That's... that's our arc.
273
00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,119
We went from siblings
274
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,568
to invisible to working together.
275
00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:52,399
It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete
276
00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,696
with whatever's going on here, you know?
277
00:10:53,697 --> 00:10:56,366
Unh!
278
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,070
Aah!
279
00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:03,779
You made me go to a wedding.
280
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,039
And you killed my best friend.
I shoulda said that one first.
281
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,959
Congratulations, Earth,
282
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,067
on being destroyed by the NX-5,
283
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,175
brought to you by Wrangler.
284
00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:19,829
Ugh, guess the galaxy's
most-wanted mammal
285
00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,859
needs her daddy to come
change her diapie.
286
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:23,638
Come on, kids, we have to go do
287
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,146
a [BLEEP] piece of [BLEEP] "Star Wars."
288
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,150
Attention, Zeta 99-2.
289
00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,403
We know you have a stolen
ship. Stand down.
290
00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,600
Oh, am I not a non-threat now?
291
00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,867
Hey, you are not cleared to land.
292
00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:47,959
- We will open fire.
- Hold your ground, men.
293
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,800
You'll be heroes.
294
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,769
Summer, try unlocking that door
295
00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,628
by scanning your high-school
friend's dead face.
296
00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,100
Uh, I have... I have to pee.
297
00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,863
Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star.
298
00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,359
Okay, but there's rebellion
299
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,999
- and then there's...
- Here, Dad.
300
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,929
Perfect.
301
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,685
What am I doing wrong?
302
00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:08,167
Ugh, her eyes are closed.
Morty, open the left one.
303
00:12:08,168 --> 00:12:09,815
I've got the right.
304
00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,940
She died the way she
lived, overserialized.
305
00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,216
I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone
306
00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:15,328
without revealing which is which.
307
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,347
You two find the NX-5 and shut it down.
308
00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:19,017
I mean, don't die trying.
There's infinite Earths.
309
00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:20,677
If you can save this one, it's gravy.
310
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,119
Dream team rides again!
311
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,847
Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia.
312
00:12:23,848 --> 00:12:25,169
Uh, except no kissing part.
313
00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,539
What's another famous
brother-sister team?
314
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,549
Uh, Hansel and Gretel?
315
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,208
Yeah, right, those two were [BLEEP].
316
00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,419
Dad, we need the belt.
317
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,889
I can't go with you guys watching.
318
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,159
- You're invisible.
- What if the pee isn't?
319
00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,219
You know what?
We don't need invisibility.
320
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,949
Working together is our belt.
321
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,379
- That's our arc. Let's do it.
- I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.
322
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,579
That's how good I feel.
323
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,250
Oh, God. I knew it.
324
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,679
Ugh, this floor isn't level.
325
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,679
Are they gonna torture us?
326
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,821
Unless you plan on telling
them what I know.
327
00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,656
Last chance to guess who was the clone.
328
00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,087
You're his daughter.
329
00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:03,499
Just something about the eyes,
330
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,163
the shameless abandonment
of your family.
331
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,279
However can I live with myself?
332
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,969
One theory... I was designed by
your father to live with myself,
333
00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,519
which would mean you
made a conscious choice
334
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,044
to swallow your dreams with
cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.
335
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,698
You know that's the kind Jerry likes,
336
00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:19,007
same way I know the only goddamn
dream you'll ever follow
337
00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,384
is your shitty father's approval.
338
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,407
You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.
339
00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,438
You cosplay as your
shitty father in his 30s.
340
00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:25,939
Red alert. Red alert.
341
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,940
Rick Sanchez...
342
00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,934
More like dead alert.
What else? What else?
343
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,299
I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app.
344
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,547
Let me just find it.
345
00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:36,214
Screw it. Beth, if... if
one of you is still alive,
346
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,219
you're my real daughter.
347
00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,071
If you're both alive,
don't hurt the other one.
348
00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:40,964
She's just a clone. She's not worth it.
349
00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:41,999
I'm coming, baby.
350
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,241
- That piece of [BLEEP].
- That piece of [BLEEP].
351
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,078
I came back kill him, you know.
352
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:47,787
I'd like to help.
353
00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,914
- Kick me between my eyes.
- From here?
354
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,239
Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy
355
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,659
Jerry more Flintstones Vitam...
356
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,960
Oh, I do not like the looks
of this giant fight chamber.
357
00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:09,407
- Bird Person?
- It is now Phoenix Person.
358
00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:10,559
You're working for them?
359
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,144
What did they do to you, BP?
360
00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,599
It is now PP. Where is Tammy?
361
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,200
Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her.
362
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,609
I loved her.
363
00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,279
Really? Huh. Then can I suggest,
as an alternate name,
364
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,900
Crazy [BLEEP] Whipped Person?
365
00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,279
Aah!
366
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,658
Unh!
367
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,330
Aah!
368
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,579
It's funny.
369
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,589
I always wondered who would
win if we ever fought.
370
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,737
Then you were always a bad friend.
371
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,931
Aah!
372
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,620
Morty, we had one grenade.
373
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,354
- He had a gun.
- Whatever. Come on.
374
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,679
- Did you hear something?
- Doesn't matter.
375
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,483
If anyone's around, they're
here to stop the laser,
376
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,087
and they can't do it
without us seeing them.
377
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,839
"Working together is our belt"?
378
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,859
You gave it away!
379
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,879
You said we didn't need it.
380
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,949
I wish you were never born.
381
00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:06,950
You were an accident.
382
00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,339
How come some of the pants are...
383
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,619
The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans.
384
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,663
Like, it literally can't destroy them
385
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,919
or it's programmed not to?
386
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,870
Gee, what do you think?
387
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,199
You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor.
388
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,459
Thanks, me.
389
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:56,019
Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent
Trap" thing together sometime.
390
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,617
As long as you mean the
Lindsay Lohan version.
391
00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:58,740
Naturally.
392
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,199
What do you think they
do with all those jeans?
393
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,560
- Make them into jackets?
- It's not about conserving denim.
394
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,789
It's marketing. Like, uh, "The
NX-5 destroys the whole planet
395
00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,339
except for the Wrangler jeans."
396
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,780
Because they're so tough.
Tougher than the laser?
397
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,685
- Stupid.
- You're talking about it.
398
00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:16,499
Mm, you're right. They... they got me.
399
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,659
Hey, over here. Look at me.
400
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,679
Did you just see a pantsless
little boy run by?
401
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,855
I'm not falling for that again.
402
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,692
I used to be invisible,
but now I'm the opposite.
403
00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:24,119
Get him. But not in a weird way.
404
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,190
You made it weird.
405
00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:33,779
NX-5 corporate sponsor detected.
406
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,419
Cannot penetrate Wranglers.
407
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,455
Built too tough.
408
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:39,230
Built... too... tough.
409
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:43,059
I killed them! I-I did...
I did it offscreen.
410
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,239
God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear.
411
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,560
I saw your balls for a second.
412
00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,749
That's on you.
413
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,399
Why can't I meet your parents?
414
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,799
- Are you embarrassed of me?
- No, of them.
415
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,887
Aww.
416
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:01,600
Unh... ahh!
417
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,299
Never thought this was how I'd die.
418
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,679
We're nowhere near Venice,
419
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,160
and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat.
420
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,099
Step back. You're not killing him
421
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,000
till we kick his ass, Bird Person.
422
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,085
My name is Phoenix Person.
423
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:24,587
No one's calling you that. Dumb.
424
00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:26,679
It fascinates me that an entire family
425
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,749
can be this critical and suck this much.
426
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,719
Aah!
427
00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:44,069
Aah!
428
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,524
Bird Person, stop.
429
00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,979
It's me, that Tammy girl.
430
00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,399
Tammy, this is unexpected.
431
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,864
I was told you were dead.
432
00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,887
That is ab-so-lute-ly not true.
433
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:57,870
I'm more alive than I've ever been.
434
00:17:57,871 --> 00:18:00,159
You are behaving rather strangely.
435
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,597
Me? Strange? Oh, my.
436
00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,168
Well, who's normal, really?
437
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,967
Now, come here, you big
hollow-boned featherhead.
438
00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:09,267
Let me give you some of this sweet ass.
439
00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,147
Saved the day with puppeting.
440
00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,477
Only one with a decent arc.
441
00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,187
He does have his moments.
442
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,287
Mom, Dad!
443
00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:26,187
Mom. Uh, we did it!
444
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,899
Morty became super visible!
445
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,569
Summer put my jeans in a laser!
446
00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,688
Morty, look at your little balls!
447
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:34,782
- I know!
- Bring it in here, guys.
448
00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,909
Damn, this thing has twin turbines?
449
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:39,449
I'll forgive you for abandoning
us if you let me drive it.
450
00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,747
That works for me... I was just
gonna give you space cigarettes.
451
00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:42,847
I love having two moms.
452
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,489
And I love having two wives.
453
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,501
Never gonna happen, Jerry.
454
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,317
You jerk-offs ready to get the answers
455
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,713
to your burning questions?
456
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:49,920
What's this, Dad?
457
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,249
The memory of which Beth is real
458
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,050
and which Beth is a clone, obviously.
459
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:55,439
You mind-blew yourself? You...
460
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,079
You literally don't even know
which of your daughters is real.
461
00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,799
Of course you don't. Why am I surprised?
462
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,499
I'm sure you'd love for us
to need that from you,
463
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,300
but I don't care what's in that vial.
464
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,379
Yeah, me neither.
465
00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,562
You're a piece of [BLEEP] either way.
466
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,691
So what? After all this,
you don't want to know the truth?
467
00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,899
The truth is we have more
important [BLEEP] to do
468
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,230
like raise our kids and
stamp out the Federation,
469
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:16,838
neither of which seem like they
want anything to do with you.
470
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,619
Morty? Sum-Sum?
471
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,678
You gotta at least wanna
know who your real mom is.
472
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:25,199
Not really, Rick. We have
two badass moms now.
473
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,676
- It's... That's kind of a win/win.
- Yeah, Grandpa Rick,
474
00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:27,959
don't drag us into your bull[BLEEP]
475
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,046
just because you're losing control.
476
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,339
I know what I want to do.
477
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,249
- I want you to decide.
- What?
478
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,723
For once in my life,
I want you to decide, Dad.
479
00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,194
Do you want me to stay here
and be part of your life,
480
00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:44,436
or do you want me to leave?
481
00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,911
_
482
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:12,060
Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.
483
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,439
Eyes on the lady.
484
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,458
Switcheroo. Which one's which?
485
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,299
Holy shit. I'm a terrible father.
486
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,360
At least I'm a pretty good friend.
487
00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,274
Looks like it's just you and me, buddy.
488
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,327
Okay, all right, we'll give
you a little more time.
489
00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,875
Ah, goodbye, old friend.
490
00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:35,180
We've had our fun, but I'm
ready to be seen again.
491
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,449
What the [BLEEP]?!
492
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,052
- Oh, my God! Where did I go?
- Oh, shitskis.
493
00:21:42,053 --> 00:21:43,429
Aah!
494
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,559
Slow down! There's an
invisible garbage truck
495
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,010
- in the road!
- Yeah, right.
496
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,429
I'm alive. I survi...
497
00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,979
I mean, when in Rome.
498
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:03,239
? Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ?
499
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,519
? It's a new franchise ?
500
00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:11,582
Bitch, your job is to have
intercourse with strangers
501
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,879
and give me the money.
502
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,818
Sorry I called you a bitch,
it's a vocational term.
503
00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:16,519
It's not how I feel
about you personally.
504
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,898
What the... what... what... aah!
505
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,290
Aah!
506
00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:21,717
Somebody call for a pickup?
507
00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:23,987
Let's go take out the trash.
508
00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:27,087
? Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ?
509
00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:29,557
? It's a new franchise ?
510
00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,040
? Until he runs out of gas ?
511
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,950
Well, we had a good run.
512
00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:46,117
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