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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,857 [BARRAGE OF GUNFIRE] 2 00:00:03,858 --> 00:00:05,799 Get us out of here. I'll hold them off. 3 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,094 [SCREAMING, ZAPPING] 4 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,737 My name is Beth Smith. 5 00:00:11,738 --> 00:00:14,057 Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on. 6 00:00:14,058 --> 00:00:15,477 I will. I will. 7 00:00:15,478 --> 00:00:17,147 I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith. 8 00:00:17,148 --> 00:00:19,279 - Beth Smith. - Beth. Beth. Beth Smith. 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,427 Okay, God, it's just such a plain... 10 00:00:21,428 --> 00:00:23,400 I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device. 11 00:00:23,401 --> 00:00:25,110 You could connect it to not dying. 12 00:00:25,111 --> 00:00:27,329 I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in, 13 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,459 but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability. 14 00:00:29,460 --> 00:00:33,339 Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry. Uh, uh, oh, God. 15 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,989 Starts with a "B"... 16 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:36,460 Congratulations to your government, 17 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,419 business, or terror cell on its acquisition 18 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,699 of the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax 19 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,249 in partnership with Wrangler jeans. 20 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,579 The NX-5's industry-leading tachyon beams 21 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:47,219 eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S 22 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,704 with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws. 23 00:00:49,705 --> 00:00:51,259 That's right. No more secret hole 24 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:52,779 that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it. 25 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,219 Your enemies will say it's unfair. 26 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,099 - We say it's about time. - Damn it. 27 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,419 We risked our lives for that? 28 00:00:57,420 --> 00:00:59,539 You did your best. Maybe you need a break. 29 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:01,379 - Don't you ever miss Earth? - I don't have to miss it. 30 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,919 I'm technically still there. 31 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,718 My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place. 32 00:01:05,719 --> 00:01:08,659 Boy, that Rick. So, if you do go back, 33 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:09,959 what happens to the clone? 34 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,339 Does it have, like, a proximity-triggered device 35 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,284 - in its neck? - Who cares? Are we done? 36 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:16,139 Sure. Unless you want me to remove 37 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:18,540 the proximity-triggered device from your neck. 38 00:01:19,790 --> 00:01:20,937 Think it's a bomb? 39 00:01:20,938 --> 00:01:22,539 Man, what if this is how you found out 40 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,200 he never wanted you back, 41 00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:26,463 that he loved the clone more than you? 42 00:01:26,464 --> 00:01:28,207 How crazy would that be? 43 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,074 Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing. 44 00:01:30,075 --> 00:01:32,160 For you. I actually have something for that. 45 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:33,999 Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive. 46 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,679 That's not true. They're totally addictive. 47 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,879 I'm a terrible doctor. 48 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,268 I actually have something for that, too. 49 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:41,057 You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm. 50 00:01:41,058 --> 00:01:42,429 I'm a great doctor. 51 00:01:42,430 --> 00:01:49,000 ♪ ♪ 52 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:57,370 ♪ ♪ 53 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:06,680 ♪ ♪ 54 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:10,039 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,260 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 56 00:02:14,261 --> 00:02:16,227 Dr. Wong had a cancellation today. 57 00:02:16,228 --> 00:02:17,619 Anybody up for a family session? 58 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,659 - I could do that. - I'm... I'm down to clown. 59 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,539 Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time. 60 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:22,233 Great, because she specifically asked you 61 00:02:22,234 --> 00:02:24,062 to stop bringing puppets. Dad? 62 00:02:24,063 --> 00:02:26,499 I love therapy, family therapy most of all, 63 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:30,139 - but I am actually disintegrating. - Whoa! 64 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:31,229 - Oh, my God! - Dad! 65 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,944 Is that really it? We did it? 66 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,365 It's the invisibility belt. 67 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:37,769 Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them. 68 00:02:37,770 --> 00:02:39,787 That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds. Thanks, Morty. 69 00:02:39,788 --> 00:02:41,178 Why should I let you use it? 70 00:02:41,179 --> 00:02:43,116 - You never let me use it. - Can I have the belt? 71 00:02:43,117 --> 00:02:44,219 It would really piss off Morty. 72 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,709 - Fantastic idea. - What the hell?! 73 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:46,918 You jerk! Give it! 74 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,129 Hey! Ow! 75 00:02:49,130 --> 00:02:50,840 Share the invisibility. Jerry? 76 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:52,382 Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles. 77 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:53,800 Let me just glue one more eye on. 78 00:02:53,801 --> 00:02:55,927 I'm gonna kill you! 79 00:02:55,928 --> 00:02:57,529 Woof. Looks like you two have to fight 80 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,039 about why you can't control your kids. 81 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,698 Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening. 82 00:03:00,699 --> 00:03:02,379 Bye. 83 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:04,810 - You're a bad father. - Don't let him divide us. 84 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:08,507 Garage, family therapy mode. 85 00:03:08,508 --> 00:03:09,950 Ah. 86 00:03:13,112 --> 00:03:15,739 - Honey, you're back. - You seem surprised. 87 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:17,742 - You never wrote. - And never exploded? 88 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:23,246 What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb. 89 00:03:23,247 --> 00:03:26,082 So does every engineer that's seen it. 90 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,019 Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman 91 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,099 that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet. 92 00:03:30,100 --> 00:03:33,290 The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist. 93 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,460 Then whip me up a reason not to kill you. 94 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,607 Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's. 95 00:03:41,608 --> 00:03:44,179 Scan her. 96 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,352 Dad? 97 00:03:46,609 --> 00:03:48,077 Okay, have fun, pumpkin. 98 00:03:48,078 --> 00:03:49,606 Sorry I'm a piece-of-[BLEEP] father. 99 00:03:49,607 --> 00:03:52,714 Oh, ha-ha! Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back. 100 00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:53,719 Jerry, leave the puppet. 101 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,427 JERRY: It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth. 102 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:58,457 The device in her neck would have transferred 103 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,219 a database of her memories to your device 104 00:04:00,220 --> 00:04:01,420 before vaporizing her. 105 00:04:01,428 --> 00:04:02,703 So much for that plan. 106 00:04:02,704 --> 00:04:04,479 Why is she... it... 107 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,899 why am I back with Jerry? 108 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,199 I thought she was a copy of me. 109 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,479 She is a copy of you. 110 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,579 If she ran back to that dingleberry, that's on you. 111 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:12,599 Want to grab a drink? 112 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,006 - All the time. - Good girl. 113 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,020 Ooh. 114 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,100 [SNIFFING] 115 00:04:30,523 --> 00:04:31,987 [BEEPING, WHIRRING] 116 00:04:31,988 --> 00:04:33,901 - To catch a predator. - What the hell?! 117 00:04:33,902 --> 00:04:35,439 Thermal goggles, bitch. 118 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,528 Mom said share. 119 00:04:36,529 --> 00:04:38,867 You can't share invisibility. Take those off. 120 00:04:38,868 --> 00:04:41,189 [GRUNTING] 121 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:42,380 No. 122 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,359 So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice? 123 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,369 Should I bring a poncho? 124 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:50,399 All right! 125 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,459 - State your terms. - Give back the belt. 126 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,219 You take the goggles. Go away. 127 00:04:54,220 --> 00:04:55,421 We trade in an hour. 128 00:04:55,422 --> 00:04:56,817 Deal. 129 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,188 [GLASS BREAKS] 130 00:04:58,189 --> 00:04:59,509 How do you like that, bitch? 131 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:00,830 I liked it more than my old belt. 132 00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:03,339 "Tiny Big Man Junior"? 133 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:04,720 You shoulda shared. 134 00:05:06,608 --> 00:05:07,934 What are you doing in my house? 135 00:05:07,935 --> 00:05:10,874 Did I wander that far from my console? 136 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,273 They should put a warning on these things. 137 00:05:13,274 --> 00:05:14,858 So, we overrode the gates, 138 00:05:14,859 --> 00:05:17,117 and the slave rebellion took the capital. 139 00:05:17,118 --> 00:05:18,900 - Pretty cool. - Very cool. 140 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:21,614 My daughter, having space adventures. 141 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:24,885 They are skewing a tad "Star Wars"-y, though. 142 00:05:24,886 --> 00:05:26,411 Don't forget to have fun. 143 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:28,157 Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes, 144 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:30,415 but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy. 145 00:05:30,416 --> 00:05:32,447 Okay, I'm the one that made this possible. 146 00:05:32,448 --> 00:05:33,751 It's not a competition. 147 00:05:33,752 --> 00:05:35,458 Of course not. Just curious, though, if it were, 148 00:05:35,459 --> 00:05:37,548 would "most wanted" be first place? 149 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,384 You're fighting the Gromflomites? 150 00:05:41,385 --> 00:05:43,052 Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy! 151 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:45,394 Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy. 152 00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:47,975 The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds. 153 00:05:47,976 --> 00:05:49,867 Eh, it's your hero phase. 154 00:05:49,868 --> 00:05:51,694 I had one, too. You'll outgrow it. 155 00:05:51,695 --> 00:05:54,194 No, you did. I'm not gonna outgrow giving a [BLEEP]. 156 00:05:54,195 --> 00:05:55,732 Sources tell us these aliens, 157 00:05:55,733 --> 00:05:58,619 who call themselves the Neeeew Galactic Federation, 158 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,379 will blow up the planet unless some woman 159 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,639 with a very boring name gives herself up. 160 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,239 - Oh, come on. - Way to give a [BLEEP]. 161 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:05,074 Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet. 162 00:06:05,075 --> 00:06:06,911 Oh, [BLEEP]. They're gonna track down Beth. 163 00:06:06,912 --> 00:06:08,779 You mean... Beth's clone. 164 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:11,439 Right. Beth's clone. 165 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,250 What... What did I say? 166 00:06:16,940 --> 00:06:19,130 It really was nice seeing you again. 167 00:06:19,131 --> 00:06:22,799 - Whoo! Yeah! - Go, Honey Bees! 168 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,439 Good practice, girls. 169 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,504 And remember, we are in a drought, 170 00:06:26,505 --> 00:06:28,100 so be sure to shower as one big group 171 00:06:28,110 --> 00:06:29,433 at the exact same time. 172 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:33,407 - [ALARM RINGING] - Shower fire! The shower's on fire! 173 00:06:33,408 --> 00:06:35,313 Step aside, girls! I got this! 174 00:06:35,314 --> 00:06:37,023 [MORTY WHIMPERING] 175 00:06:37,024 --> 00:06:40,109 [ALARM RINGING WITHIN, MORTY WHIMPERING] 176 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,152 [THUD!] 177 00:06:41,153 --> 00:06:42,609 You're a monster! 178 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:43,640 Still wanna share? 179 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,060 [WHOOSHING] 180 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:51,699 Morty Smith, hands up. 181 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:52,719 You are under arrest 182 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,399 for crimes against the New Improved Galactic Federation. 183 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,043 Wait. What? How are you doing that? 184 00:06:58,044 --> 00:06:59,319 You're not a psychic, are you? 185 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,464 Do you have psychic powers? 186 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:03,049 - Uh, yes. - Are they strong powers? 187 00:07:03,050 --> 00:07:04,739 We're just looking for your mother. 188 00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:06,636 You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you? 189 00:07:06,637 --> 00:07:09,009 - Uh, I can. - Okay, we surrender. 190 00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:11,299 Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets 191 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:13,142 makes you seem dumb and crazy? 192 00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:16,646 I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in... 193 00:07:16,647 --> 00:07:17,919 It is now. This is crazy. 194 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,060 You're being crazy. 195 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:20,692 They do it in therapy on TV. 196 00:07:20,693 --> 00:07:23,362 Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry. 197 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,319 [BOOM!] 198 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,658 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 199 00:07:28,659 --> 00:07:30,536 - Tonya? - Tammy? Tammya? Tammya. 200 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,819 Hi, Mrs. Smith. 201 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,439 I like your hair better this way. 202 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,467 - How's the stomach? - What? 203 00:07:35,468 --> 00:07:37,699 Hey! I only said "hey." 204 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,570 It's not like I can do more than that. 205 00:07:39,578 --> 00:07:41,169 As much as I'd like to kill you, 206 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,881 my superiors have some questions about the Defiance. 207 00:07:43,882 --> 00:07:47,347 I don't have a... I have a Defiance? 208 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:49,220 Oh, God, I'm a clone. 209 00:07:49,221 --> 00:07:50,680 That's your defense? 210 00:07:50,681 --> 00:07:52,679 No, my defense is eat me. 211 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,279 Hey! Ah! We've been over this. 212 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,604 All I do is say "hey." 213 00:07:58,605 --> 00:08:00,919 Smart guns, white-list human life. 214 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,019 And the therapist. 215 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:04,820 [BLASTING] 216 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:09,760 Tammy, this is the office 217 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:11,451 where my family works to better itself. 218 00:08:11,452 --> 00:08:12,617 What, and that makes it sacred? 219 00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:14,279 No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot 220 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:16,219 of voice-activated escape contingencies. 221 00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:17,919 [CLEARS THROAT] These are all good points. 222 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,620 I need to take a long look at myself. 223 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,250 Aah! Aah! 224 00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:24,544 I'd like to discuss that. 225 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:26,639 I don't discuss problems, I incinerate them. 226 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:29,027 Everybody in the car. 227 00:08:29,028 --> 00:08:30,999 Everybody in my family, not the world. 228 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,223 Jesus, Wong. Boundaries. 229 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:37,250 I'm better than this job. 230 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:41,439 ♪ ♪ 231 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,648 Can't you just make a portal? 232 00:08:42,649 --> 00:08:44,723 Your children are down there invisible, Jerry. 233 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,787 "Make a portal"? Father of the year back here. 234 00:08:46,788 --> 00:08:47,832 Well, you're one to talk. 235 00:08:47,833 --> 00:08:49,238 You told me I wasn't a clone. 236 00:08:49,239 --> 00:08:50,988 Y-You're not a clone. 237 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,994 - And who is that? - Uh, uh, a clone. 238 00:08:58,415 --> 00:08:59,997 Why would you make a clone of me 239 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,667 just to send the clone into space? 240 00:09:01,668 --> 00:09:03,318 Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought, 241 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:04,479 "Okay, that's cool." 242 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,579 But then I thought, "Well, 243 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,779 you know what would be even cooler 244 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,919 is a space daughter," s-so I made one. 245 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:11,019 And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back. 246 00:09:11,020 --> 00:09:13,179 - Father of the year. - She wasn't supposed to come back. 247 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:15,339 - Why did she? - Well, she found a bomb in her neck. 248 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:16,892 Wouldn't you? 249 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:19,819 - Father of the year. - Shut up! 250 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,319 I'm tired of believing you. 251 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,879 - I want to talk to her. - No, you don't. 252 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,775 - Jerry, do something. - Hey. 253 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,656 He told me you're the clone. 254 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:33,114 What do you think he told me? 255 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,155 You're the clone? 256 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,868 Wow, naive and attractive. 257 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:37,662 Wow, jaded and hot. 258 00:09:37,663 --> 00:09:39,956 [RICK GRUNTING] 259 00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:41,759 I know this is bad parenting, but if you stop fighting, 260 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,042 you both get McDonald's. 261 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:45,545 How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers? 262 00:09:45,546 --> 00:09:47,097 Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's. 263 00:09:47,098 --> 00:09:48,841 - I-I think they even gave us some money. - Drop it. 264 00:09:48,842 --> 00:09:50,467 - Don't move! - Freeze! Get down! 265 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:51,519 - On the ground! On the ground! - Don't move! 266 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,959 Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different [BLEEP]. 267 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,015 - Wait, so there are two of them? - More importantly, 268 00:09:57,016 --> 00:09:58,338 which one is mine? 269 00:09:58,339 --> 00:09:59,892 Uh, neither, chauvinist. 270 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,499 Whatever. Take them both. 271 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,479 ♪ ♪ 272 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,799 Cool beam. But let's bargain. 273 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,861 I'm the one you really want. 274 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:11,497 - Excuse me? - Uh, smartest man in the universe? 275 00:10:11,498 --> 00:10:13,139 Secret to interdimensional travel? 276 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,154 Ask your bosses. 277 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,460 My bosses are bugs, Rick. 278 00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:17,919 You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age. 279 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,581 They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat. 280 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,478 - Oofa! - We got the payload. 281 00:10:23,479 --> 00:10:25,159 Fire up the NX-5. 282 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,340 Earth's going Ta-ta. 283 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:27,579 You might want to do that thing 284 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,840 where you find a new universe 285 00:10:28,850 --> 00:10:30,437 where you can [BLEEP] yourself off. 286 00:10:30,438 --> 00:10:31,549 You can't tell me what to do. 287 00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:33,398 Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him. 288 00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,759 - Wha? - Just go with it, Jerry. 289 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,419 Everybody, drop your guns... except for Jerry! 290 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:39,859 [BLEEP] classic. 291 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:44,395 [WHOOSHING, GUNFIRE] 292 00:10:44,396 --> 00:10:46,107 - Holy [BLEEP]. Morty. - And Summer. 293 00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:48,023 W-We worked together. That's... that's our arc. 294 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,119 SUMMER: We went from siblings 295 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,568 to invisible to working together. 296 00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:52,399 It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete 297 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,696 with whatever's going on here, you know? 298 00:10:53,697 --> 00:10:56,366 Unh! 299 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,070 - [CRACKS] - Aah! 300 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:03,779 You made me go to a wedding. 301 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,039 And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first. 302 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,959 Congratulations, Earth, 303 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,067 on being destroyed by the NX-5, 304 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:14,175 brought to you by Wrangler. 305 00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:15,709 [ZAPPING] 306 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:19,829 Ugh, guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal 307 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,859 needs her daddy to come change her diapie. 308 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:23,638 Come on, kids, we have to go do 309 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:26,146 a [BLEEP] piece of [BLEEP] "Star Wars." 310 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,150 Attention, Zeta 99-2. 311 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,403 We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down. 312 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,600 Oh, am I not a non-threat now? 313 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,452 [SPLATTING, GRUNTING] 314 00:11:44,289 --> 00:11:45,867 Hey, you are not cleared to land. 315 00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:47,959 - We will open fire. - Hold your ground, men. 316 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,800 - You'll be heroes. - [SPLAT!] 317 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,769 Summer, try unlocking that door 318 00:11:53,770 --> 00:11:55,628 by scanning your high-school friend's dead face. 319 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:57,100 Uh, I have... I have to pee. 320 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,863 Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star. 321 00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,359 Okay, but there's rebellion 322 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,999 - and then there's... - Here, Dad. 323 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,929 - Perfect. - [BUZZING] 324 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,685 What am I doing wrong? 325 00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:08,167 Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one. 326 00:12:08,168 --> 00:12:09,815 I've got the right. 327 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:12,940 She died the way she lived, overserialized. 328 00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,216 I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone 329 00:12:14,217 --> 00:12:15,328 without revealing which is which. 330 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:17,347 You two find the NX-5 and shut it down. 331 00:12:17,348 --> 00:12:19,017 I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths. 332 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:20,677 If you can save this one, it's gravy. 333 00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,119 Dream team rides again! 334 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,847 Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia. 335 00:12:23,848 --> 00:12:25,169 Uh, except no kissing part. 336 00:12:25,170 --> 00:12:26,539 What's another famous brother-sister team? 337 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,549 Uh, Hansel and Gretel? 338 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,208 Yeah, right, those two were [BLEEP]. 339 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:30,419 Dad, we need the belt. 340 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:31,889 I can't go with you guys watching. 341 00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:34,159 - You're invisible. - What if the pee isn't? 342 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,219 You know what? We don't need invisibility. 343 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,949 Working together is our belt. 344 00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,379 - That's our arc. Let's do it. - I'm gonna go ahead and whistle. 345 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,579 That's how good I feel. 346 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,056 [WHISTLING] 347 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,250 Oh, God. I knew it. 348 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,679 Ugh, this floor isn't level. 349 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,309 ♪ ♪ 350 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,679 Are they gonna torture us? 351 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,821 Unless you plan on telling them what I know. 352 00:12:58,822 --> 00:13:00,656 Last chance to guess who was the clone. 353 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:02,087 You're his daughter. 354 00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:03,499 Just something about the eyes, 355 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,163 the shameless abandonment of your family. 356 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:08,279 However can I live with myself? 357 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,969 One theory... I was designed by your father to live with myself, 358 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,519 which would mean you made a conscious choice 359 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,044 to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta. 360 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,698 You know that's the kind Jerry likes, 361 00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:19,007 same way I know the only goddamn dream you'll ever follow 362 00:13:19,008 --> 00:13:20,384 is your shitty father's approval. 363 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,407 You fetch your shitty father's lemonade. 364 00:13:22,408 --> 00:13:24,438 You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s. 365 00:13:24,439 --> 00:13:25,939 Red alert. Red alert. 366 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,940 - Rick Sanchez... - [CHOKING] 367 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:29,934 RICK: More like dead alert. What else? What else? 368 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,299 I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app. 369 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,547 Let me just find it. 370 00:13:33,548 --> 00:13:36,214 Screw it. Beth, if... if one of you is still alive, 371 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,219 you're my real daughter. 372 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,071 If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one. 373 00:13:39,072 --> 00:13:40,964 She's just a clone. She's not worth it. 374 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:41,999 I'm coming, baby. 375 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,241 - That piece of [BLEEP]. - That piece of [BLEEP]. 376 00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,078 I came back kill him, you know. 377 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:47,787 I'd like to help. 378 00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,914 - Kick me between my eyes. - From here? 379 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,239 Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy 380 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,659 Jerry more Flintstones Vitam... 381 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:56,046 ♪ ♪ 382 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,960 Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber. 383 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:02,426 [GAS HISSING] 384 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:06,555 [FOOTSTEPS THUDDING] 385 00:14:06,556 --> 00:14:09,407 - Bird Person? - It is now Phoenix Person. 386 00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:10,559 You're working for them? 387 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,144 What did they do to you, BP? 388 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:14,599 It is now PP. Where is Tammy? 389 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,200 Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her. 390 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,609 I loved her. 391 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:21,279 Really? Huh. Then can I suggest, as an alternate name, 392 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,900 Crazy [BLEEP] Whipped Person? 393 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,279 Aah! 394 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,658 - [BLASTING] - Unh! 395 00:14:25,659 --> 00:14:26,819 [GROANS] 396 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:29,329 [BLAST, BLOW LANDS] 397 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,330 Aah! 398 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,080 [PING!] 399 00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:37,253 [COUGHS] 400 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,579 It's funny. 401 00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:40,589 I always wondered who would win if we ever fought. 402 00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,737 Then you were always a bad friend. 403 00:14:42,738 --> 00:14:44,845 [POWERING UP, BLASTING] 404 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,931 - Aah! - [COCKS WEAPON] 405 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,620 Morty, we had one grenade. 406 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,354 - He had a gun. - Whatever. Come on. 407 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,679 - Did you hear something? - Doesn't matter. 408 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,483 If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser, 409 00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,087 and they can't do it without us seeing them. 410 00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,839 "Working together is our belt"? 411 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,859 You gave it away! 412 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,879 You said we didn't need it. 413 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:05,949 I wish you were never born. 414 00:15:05,950 --> 00:15:06,950 You were an accident. 415 00:15:06,951 --> 00:15:08,957 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 416 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,339 How come some of the pants are... 417 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,619 The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans. 418 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,663 Like, it literally can't destroy them 419 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:15,919 or it's programmed not to? 420 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,870 Gee, what do you think? 421 00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:18,961 [WHOOSHING] 422 00:15:18,962 --> 00:15:22,382 [GRUNTING, FIRING, BLOWS LANDING] 423 00:15:39,170 --> 00:15:44,540 ♪ ♪ 424 00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:50,429 ♪ ♪ 425 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,199 You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor. 426 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,459 Thanks, me. 427 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:56,019 Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing together sometime. 428 00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,617 As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version. 429 00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:58,740 Naturally. 430 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,199 What do you think they do with all those jeans? 431 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,560 - Make them into jackets? - It's not about conserving denim. 432 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,789 It's marketing. Like, uh, "The NX-5 destroys the whole planet 433 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,339 except for the Wrangler jeans." 434 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,780 Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser? 435 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,685 - Stupid. - You're talking about it. 436 00:16:14,686 --> 00:16:16,499 Mm, you're right. They... they got me. 437 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,659 Hey, over here. Look at me. 438 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:19,679 Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by? 439 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:20,855 I'm not falling for that again. 440 00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,692 I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite. 441 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:24,119 Get him. But not in a weird way. 442 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,190 You made it weird. 443 00:16:25,195 --> 00:16:31,492 ♪ ♪ 444 00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:33,779 NX-5 corporate sponsor detected. 445 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,419 Cannot penetrate Wranglers. 446 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,455 Built too tough. 447 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:39,230 Built... too... tough. 448 00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:43,059 I killed them! I-I did... I did it offscreen. 449 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,239 God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear. 450 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,560 I saw your balls for a second. 451 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,749 That's on you. 452 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,399 Why can't I meet your parents? 453 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,799 - Are you embarrassed of me? - No, of them. 454 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,887 Aww. 455 00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,589 [EXPLOSION, SPLATTING] 456 00:16:53,590 --> 00:16:55,219 ♪ ♪ 457 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:58,978 [GROANING, BANGING] 458 00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:01,600 - [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] - Unh... ahh! 459 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:06,109 [BLASTING] 460 00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,737 [GROANS, ENTRAILS SPLAT] 461 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,299 Never thought this was how I'd die. 462 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,679 [SLURPS] We're nowhere near Venice, 463 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,159 and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat. 464 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,829 [POWERING UP] 465 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,099 Step back. You're not killing him 466 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,000 till we kick his ass, Bird Person. 467 00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,085 My name is Phoenix Person. 468 00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:24,587 No one's calling you that. Dumb. 469 00:17:24,588 --> 00:17:26,679 It fascinates me that an entire family 470 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,749 can be this critical and suck this much. 471 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,079 [BLASTING] 472 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,299 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,719 Aah! 474 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:40,729 ♪ ♪ 475 00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:44,069 Aah! 476 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,524 Bird Person, stop. 477 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,979 It's me, that Tammy girl. 478 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:50,399 Tammy, this is unexpected. 479 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,864 I was told you were dead. 480 00:17:51,865 --> 00:17:54,887 That is ab-so-lute-ly not true. 481 00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:57,870 I'm more alive than I've ever been. 482 00:17:57,871 --> 00:18:00,159 You are behaving rather strangely. 483 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:02,597 Me? Strange? Oh, my. 484 00:18:02,598 --> 00:18:04,168 Well, who's normal, really? 485 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,967 Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead. 486 00:18:06,968 --> 00:18:09,267 Let me give you some of this sweet ass. 487 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:10,510 [JERRY YELPS] 488 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:16,219 [ROARING] 489 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,183 [POWERS DOWN] 490 00:18:18,609 --> 00:18:20,147 Saved the day with puppeting. 491 00:18:20,148 --> 00:18:21,477 Only one with a decent arc. 492 00:18:21,478 --> 00:18:23,187 He does have his moments. 493 00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:24,287 Mom, Dad! 494 00:18:24,288 --> 00:18:26,187 Mom. Uh, we did it! 495 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,899 Morty became super visible! 496 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,569 Summer put my jeans in a laser! 497 00:18:29,588 --> 00:18:31,688 Morty, look at your little balls! 498 00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:34,782 - I know! - Bring it in here, guys. 499 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,909 Damn, this thing has twin turbines? 500 00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:39,449 I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it. 501 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:41,747 That works for me... I was just gonna give you space cigarettes. 502 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:42,847 I love having two moms. 503 00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,489 And I love having two wives. 504 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,501 Never gonna happen, Jerry. 505 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,317 You jerk-offs ready to get the answers 506 00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:48,713 to your burning questions? 507 00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:49,920 What's this, Dad? 508 00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:51,249 The memory of which Beth is real 509 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,050 and which Beth is a clone, obviously. 510 00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:55,439 You mind-blew yourself? You... 511 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,079 You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real. 512 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,799 Of course you don't. Why am I surprised? 513 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,499 I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you, 514 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,300 but I don't care what's in that vial. 515 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,379 Yeah, me neither. 516 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,562 You're a piece of [BLEEP] either way. 517 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,691 So what? After all this, you don't want to know the truth? 518 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,899 The truth is we have more important [BLEEP] to do 519 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,230 like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation, 520 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:16,838 neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you. 521 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,339 [BOTH LAUGHING] 522 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,619 Morty? Sum-Sum? 523 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,678 You gotta at least wanna know who your real mom is. 524 00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:25,199 Not really, Rick. We have two badass moms now. 525 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,676 - It's... That's kind of a win/win. - Yeah, Grandpa Rick, 526 00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:27,959 don't drag us into your bull[BLEEP] 527 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,046 just because you're losing control. 528 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,339 I know what I want to do. 529 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,249 - I want you to decide. - What? 530 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,723 For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad. 531 00:19:40,724 --> 00:19:43,194 Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life, 532 00:19:43,195 --> 00:19:44,436 or do you want me to leave? 533 00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:50,080 ♪ ♪ 534 00:19:50,108 --> 00:19:55,479 ♪ ♪ 535 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,899 ♪ I know you tried ♪ 536 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,480 ♪ I know you tried your best ♪ 537 00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,911 _ 538 00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:05,449 ♪ ♪ 539 00:20:05,450 --> 00:20:09,127 - [SIGHS] - ♪ And now it's time to put this all to rest ♪ 540 00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:12,060 Hup! Ho! Big money, big money. 541 00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,439 Eyes on the lady. 542 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,458 Switcheroo. Which one's which? 543 00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:18,599 [CLICKS OFF PROJECTOR] 544 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,299 Holy shit. I'm a terrible father. 545 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:25,299 ♪ Oh, a distant... ♪ 546 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,360 At least I'm a pretty good friend. 547 00:20:29,138 --> 00:20:31,274 Looks like it's just you and me, buddy. 548 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,739 [POWERS UP, SCREAMS] 549 00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:37,327 Okay, all right, we'll give you a little more time. 550 00:20:37,328 --> 00:20:41,448 ♪ ... to drag me down ♪ 551 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,189 ♪ Down ♪ 552 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:50,640 ♪ If you go, then I'm going with you now ♪ 553 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,295 ♪ ♪ 554 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:58,439 ♪ Don't look back, nothing left to see ♪ 555 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,630 ♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪ 556 00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:04,339 ♪ If I let it go ♪ 557 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:09,219 ♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪ 558 00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:12,523 ♪ ♪ 559 00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:16,026 ♪ Just like that ♪ 560 00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:20,697 ♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪ 561 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:24,199 ♪ I can feel you though ♪ 562 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,859 ♪ Wake me from this dreaming ♪ 563 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:31,875 Ah, goodbye, old friend. 564 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:35,180 We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again. 565 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,449 What the [BLEEP]?! 566 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,052 - Oh, my God! Where did I go? - Oh, shitskis. 567 00:21:42,053 --> 00:21:43,429 Aah! 568 00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,559 Slow down! There's an invisible garbage truck 569 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,010 - in the road! - Yeah, right. 570 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,429 I'm alive. I survi... 571 00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:55,260 [EXPLOSION] 572 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:56,900 [SANITATION WORKERS SCREAMING] 573 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,979 I mean, when in Rome. 574 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:03,239 ♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪ 575 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,519 ♪ It's a new franchise ♪ 576 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,280 [MOTOR HUMMING] 577 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:11,582 Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers 578 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:12,879 and give me the money. 579 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,818 Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term. 580 00:22:14,819 --> 00:22:16,519 It's not how I feel about you personally. 581 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,898 - [WHIRRING] - What the... what... what... aah! 582 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,290 Aah! 583 00:22:20,079 --> 00:22:21,717 Somebody call for a pickup? 584 00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:23,987 Let's go take out the trash. 585 00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:27,087 ♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪ 586 00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:29,557 ♪ It's a new franchise ♪ 587 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:32,040 ♪ Until he runs out of gas ♪ 588 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,950 [SIGHS] Well, we had a good run. 589 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:46,117 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 42671

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