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Seoyoung, My Daughter - Ep. 5 Subtitles By KBS

You're saying that she stepped all over your pride, right?

Where did you get this?

You know how to ride a motorcycle, huh?

Don't say a word.

Don't even say what you did with the bike.

I'm going to do your background check anyways, after I turn you into the police.

I'll walk in on my own.

You're going to go in?

You're going to walk in and confess that you stole my bike?

You're not even going to beg for mercy?

What's wrong with you?

Are you sure you're a law student?

It seems like you don't have to take the BAR. Are you sure you go to Han-gook University?

Joint theft has a sentence from 1 to 10 years.

Why aren't you begging me for mercy?

Because you're Sung-iae's brother.

What?

I'm scared because I don't know....

if you'll let me go.

Because after you hear my story, I feel like you'll say....

"Oh, really? That's unfortunate, but that's your business and it doesn't change that you're a motorcycle thief."

and drag me into the police station.

Yeah.

I stole your motorcycle.

Legally, it's clearly a theft.

I'm not denying that, but...

law has humaneness too.

It offers extenuation for certain circumstances.

And if I have to beg for that...

then I'd rather do it in front of law, than someone like you.

Someone like me?

Someone who thinks he's superior....

who's rude because his parents have money...

who thinks and acts as if he's better than everyone else.

Look at how you look in the tapes.

You don't look like you have a story.

It seems obvious what you were doing, looking like that.

Exactly!

You already think like that.

So why are you telling me to beg?

Did you really have a circumstance?

Then tell me.

You said you wouldn't believe me even if I said my mom died.

My mom died that day.

Hey!

You really....

Fine.

Beg in front of law, then.

Kang Woo-jae.

Officer.

What are you doing here so late?

Did you catch the thief?

Is it her?

Lee Sang-woo, I'm impressed.

A girl wanted you to come out quickly.

A girl?

Yeah.

At the entrance when we end?

Don't worry, mom.

I'll drive her home for sure tonight.

Yeah.

Okay.

You said to come out quickly.

Sorry.

Did you wait long?

You guys ended late too?

They think we're made out of steel.

Let's go.

Hey.

If you're tired, let's push it to tomorrow.

Or let's eat instead of drink.

What kind of nonsense is that?

A shot of soju is the first step to relieving exhaustion.

Let's go.

Mi-kyung.

Yong-gil.

When did you come? Why are you here?

I came to feed you a late dinner and to take you home.

You should've called me first.

I have a prior engagement.

With him?

Can I ask who he is?

We were hungry so we were just going to eat.

It's better this way.

Hey, this isn't right.

An engagement that was made first comes first, despite when, where, and who.

It's because I'm really tired.

I want to go home and sleep as early as I can.

Then have fun on your date.

Let's go.

So cheesy.

Late dinner?

Plus, a mama's boy?

They don't match. They don't match.

I'll wait!

The girl that was waiting....

was her?

Hey.

Go sleep at home.

Hi, Lee Sang-woo.

I didn't come here to sleep.

I didn't come to see a friend that's not a doctor.

You came because you had something to say.

That's right.

But...

Forget it.

I don't have the energy to deal with you, who's still not awake.

Go home.

Lee Sang-woo! Lee Sang-woo!

I remembered. I'm awake now!

I lied that Mi-yeon goes to your school because...

I wanted it to seem like I coincidentally ran into you.

I keep...

thinking of you.

Whether my eyes are open or closed....

I keep seeing your face.

I wanted to know why I'm like this.

Mi-yeon told me that I'd know if I saw you in person.

That's why I went to see you.

So?

Let's date.

Do you also get drunk off sleep, not just alcohol?

Are you sleep talking?

No.

I think I like you.

No, I like you for sure.

I keep thinking of you and miss you.

That means that I like you.

I don't want to date you.

Why not?

Stop talking nonsense and go home.

You don't like me?

Why?

Why can't I dislike someone like you?

I'm so speechless.

Lee Sang-woo.

Go home and sleep.

Teacher!

Can you be irresponsible like this?

Did you have something to ask me?

If you were going to go out....

you should tell me why you were going out.

Sorry.

Why did you go out?

Did you catch the thief?

Is it her?

This girl....

is my fiancé, officer.

If you break an engagement, what's the sentence for pretext of marriage?

Pretext of marriage has been unlawed for a long time.

It's been unlawed?

You seem like you're mad right now.

I have to go undercover right now.

Take care of your business on your own.

Why?

You should've confessed that you were the thief.

I didn't come to turn myself in.

You're still full of yourself.

I stopped at that moment because of Sung-jae.

Even if you're a tutor that steals, he needs you.

Then....

you're not going to...

report me for stealing your bike?

What are you going to do if I let you go?

I'll repay you....

for the bike.

Do you know how expensive that is?

Even with all of your pay and bonus until Sung-jae's SATs, it wouldn't be enough.

If we can't find your bike...

I'll pay for it somehow.

If we can't find it?

If we find the culprit and get the bike back, then I won't have to pay for it.

You're going to get the bike that you hid?

Sung-jae's brother.

What do you want?

Tell me what you want.

Someone who acts as if he's better than everyone else.

Me?

Why don't you tell me your story?

Why don't you beg?

I'm scared because I don't know what.....

I'll have to do for you to let me go.

How dare she turn it around on me?

I look like someone that won't have mercy on her even if she begs?

Me?

Who is it?

It's Lee Seo-young.

I'll go inside.

First....

this is my student ID and school information.

And this is an affidavit.

I, Lee Seo-young, acknowledge that I took and used Sung-jae's brother's motorcycle without his permission on July 8, 2009.

In a case that the motorcycle isn't found, I promise to pay the full price for the motorcycle.

Read it and let me know if you have any extra conditions.

Are you really a law student?

You're addressing me as "Sung-jae's brother" on an affidavit?

I didn't know your name.

I'm Kang Woo-jae.

My name is Kang Woo-jae.

Kang Woo-jae.

Call me that.

You have to sign here and here as well.

If you can't find it within a week, you have to pay me back within a month.

How can I come up with over $30,000 in a month?

You're very competent.

Can't you just work a little more?

Your attire seemed like you work pretty hard.

Give me the CCTV CDs.

CCTV CD?

I can't pay you back within a month, but....

I can find the real thief.

If I find the real thief and find the motorcycle, I can return it to you and...

if the real thief already sold the bike, then I'll add in the condition of paying in payments.

In payments? How can I trust you?

Do you have a collateral?

How did you simply think that I would believe that you weren't the culprit if you asked me for the CCTV records?

It's an expertise of fraud to fool the person by saying what sounds good, and persuading that person without giving them time to think.

Report me.

What?

If I can't find the motorcycle within a month....

then report me then.

I'll add in that I'll be responsible for everything else.

Write it and put your seal on it.

I saw the motorcycle and just got on it.

I ran into the airport, but...

what was the gate number?

Someone else took it.

Kang Sung-jae.

Yeah?

How much money did you give for the deal?

What are you talking about?

Humans don't change over time.

Have you seen someone change overnight after 19 years?

Didn't he give the teacher the money he got from you....

to make it seem like he's getting tutored?

Dad, what do you take me for?

Right? Right?

My tutor is so strict.

You don't even know.

Then why does she leave before sunrise and come home right on time to tutor?

She doesn't eat a single meal at home.

She's avoiding me.

That's because she has to study.

Right after she graduates, she has to take her 1st set of exams on February and the 2nd set in June.

Never mind about the teacher.

Why are you getting tutored willingly?

Dad, that's because...

she teaches me in a really fun and easy way.

She teaches me words using pop songs that I know....

and makes memorizing easy for me by turning them into songs.

It's incredible!

I told you that already.

Oh yeah.

Woo-jae, I heard you're leaving tomorrow.

Are you?

Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow.

Did you find the motorcycle thief?

You said you'd leave after you find her.

I'm just leaving.

That's not being a man.

You were determined to find the thief, but give up without even succeeding?

Woo-jae, you said you basically caught her. Why are you just leaving?

Because I'm sick of it.

I knew you were going to be like that.

I knew you were going to be all talk, without even finishing until the end.

Why aren't you answering?

Sorry.

Go after you catch her.

I'll just go.

Go after you catch her!

The flight is tomorrow night.

Why did you yell at him, when he's leaving tomorrow?

Woo-jae's even more strange.

Why does he act like someone that's leaving because he's mad at us?

That's what I mean.

He's so conniving.

Sang-woo.

Sang-woo.

When did you come home?

I thought you couldn't come home until the weekend.

When did you come?

Did you quit work?

No, I changed the hours.

I knew you wouldn't last.

It's not like that!

It's good that you quit.

You're too old to work graveyard shifts.

I said it's not like that!

It's mushroom soup.

I ate this last night too.

Why are you complaining?

I think I ate it for breakfast yesterday too.

The maid is on vacation!

You're the only one that eats soup in this house.

You want me to give you a different soup every meal?

If it were dried radish leaf soup, I can eat it for 10 days.

That's why your life is like garbage.

Mom.

What kind of person am I?

Oh my.

Hey.

Are you sleep walking?

No, I didn't even sleep.

In you guys' eyes....

what kind of person am I?

You're a kid that the heavens made a mistake on, and gave no sense of your surroundings.

You're so careless and laugh about everything.

That's not her fault.

Ho-jung.

That's not true.

You're a very nice and pure person.

It's just....

that you're a little immature and sleep too much.

That still means I'm lacking.

If you know that you're lacking, then come to the dermatologist after practice.

I'll go there on time too, after stopping by the store.

Should we have dinner together tonight?

Ho-jung seems to not have any energy.

I'll buy you food to make you feel better.

Should we?

Yeah, let's.

I'll buy you something delicious.

Alright.

Sir!

Hello!

What...

are you doing here?

Oh, I....

think I lost one of my earrings when I came last time.

This side.

Earring?

When I was cleaning the room...

I didn't see it.

Then is it out here somewhere?

But who's bed is this?

It's pink, so it doesn't seem like Sang-woo's bed.

Do you need some help?

Leave it.

You'll ruin your clothes.

Go look for your earring.

Okay.

Sir, I'm.....

not someone that always drinks like that.

That day....

my best friend got dumped.

She's a friend that I really, really like so....

I was trying to make her feel better, and that happened.

I'm serious.

I'm not someone that just gets around like that.

My mom's really strict.

Hello?

A job?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll be there soon.

Hey.

Miss.

Something came up, so I have to change and leave.

So look for your earring.

I found it!

What's the job?

Something good opened up.

It's where my friend used to work, but...

he hurt his back while carrying boxes, so he's looking for someone to work.

So it's just a replacement for a few days.

That's not a job.

It seemed like you couldn't even tell your son that you quit and couldn't get a day job, so....

If you don't want it, forget it.

Then do I just go now?

It's the correct address, right?

Sir, where are you going?

I'll drop you off on the way.

Thanks to you, I came comfortably.

Get back safely.

Bye!

Yeah.

My daughter's coming too, so give us a good table...

and the best quality meat.

Hello?

I have to go see a musical with Professor Eun. What can I do?

Can't you...

go after the musical?

It'll be 10 o'clock when the musical ends.

Then..

the final date is the day after tomorrow, so you can stop by tomorrow.

Woo-jae's leaving tomorrow.

Choi Min-suk.

Do you have plans at night?

Well...

If it's not related to work, cancel it.

It's President Jang's mother's funeral and....

if the president can't make it, the director should, at least.

Right?

Yes, president.

If it's President Jang's mother's funeral....

then I should go.

Just stay there for 2-3 hours and come back.

Yeah.

About our dinner plans...

something came up at work.

Tell Ho-jung that....

Okay.

See, I told you that Kang Ki-beom wouldn't come.

It was obvious that his minion would come.

He has no pride.

Aren't they friends?

He acts as a servant serving his owner.

He needs to.

He was given the director position without any skills.

Of a minion?

I'm leaving, grandpa.

If I go this time, I won't be back for awhile.

You're here?

Why did you tell me to come to a place like this?

Get up.

I know you don't come to places like this, but...

sit down. We should at least drink what we ordered.

A bar should be just a bar.

If they want to watch TV, they shouldn't do business.

Why are they doing everything.....

without an identity?

I'm more comfortable with places like this.

After I've been working for 3 years and married for 2....

I realized that I don't have a specific identity.

Why are you putting yourself down? It's not like you.

Rich dad?

All I got was a house when I got married.

He holds onto his money so tightly....

not a single dime leaks.

That pride of yours....

is all thanks to your grandpa.

That's skill too.

Money is competence.

Yeah.

There's a big difference between the heir to a big company and the third son of a small company.

She has nice breasts.

Can I borrow some money?

Seung-ho, what kind of a show is that?

Oh, that?

It's called the "Real Experience Documentary," and they test people with a hidden camera.

It's pretty fun.

Hidden camera?

Look at yourself in the CCTV.

Does your attire look like you have a story?

She was shooting?

It seems obvious what you were doing, looking like that.

Exactly!

You already think like that, so why are you telling me to beg?

Woo-jae.

How can a person be like that?

She didn't even have a dollar in her wallet.

I'm 5 minutes late because of traffic.

Do you hate this house that much?

My dad is getting the wrong idea....

because you never eat at home and come only to tutor.

You said you don't have money!

You're so thin.

If you eat here, you can eat all of nutrients proportionally.

If you're worrying for me right now, study hard so that I can get a big bonus.

Again with the money!

Try it.

1

2

Sophist....

Socrates...

Plato.....

Aristotle.....

Stoicism......

Epicurus.....

Patrology....

Hey, Woo-jae!

You fool.

You're like a girl, watching something that.

Do you never smile?

Do you....

smile depending on time and place?

I....

didn't know that I had to bring in customers too.

Whether you heard or not, that's what Mr. Choi used to do.

But I've never done something like that.

Honestly....

at your age, you would work only for today, but.....

because you have the visuals, I'm telling you to just work until Mr. Choi comes back.

But....

attracting customers on the street at this age is....

Geez, just do it.

Like this, males' response of witnessing their lovers' betrayal is very different from the response of females.

According to research, women care about the process, while men care about the end result.

Therefore, women are curious about why he cheated on her, where they met, and how long he cheated on her for, but...

Sir.

I mean....

Mr. Jang Geun-suk.

Here.

You....

have to pass one at a time.

You can't give out multiple at once.

Take a look at this.

It's the only night club....

in Jongro for adults under 40......

"Cham Aht Suh."

Are the men under 40 as well?

If you're curious....

you can come inside, and then leave if you want.

Thank you.

That guy seems so masculine!

His nickname is Jang Geun-suk on his name tag.

Hello.

Take it as reference.

It's "Cham Aht Suh," the only nightclub in Jongro for adults under 40.

Are you pretending to not remember without a blink of an eye?

There is no story for someone like you.

I wouldn't believe it even if you said your mom died!

My mom died that day.

Stop the car!

You're not going to leave until I memorize all of these words?

Yeah.

Why do I have to memorize all of these today?

To get a bonus.

I need your grades to improve.

Do you have to be that brutally honest?

Well I can't say that it's because.....

I'm worried for you, because I really want to send you to college.

Why can't you say it like that?

Huh?

Because you'll just take it as empty words.

There are some instances where people fill up empty words.

If you're going to go to the contest next week, we'll have to make up for the missing tutor session.

I'm not going.

You're not?

Why?

Just because.

You already saw....

that I get really nervous and stiff.

On the day I first came to this house....

do you think I wasn't nervous?

You were nervous?

I couldn't tell at all.

Because I endured it.

Forget it, it's obvious.

Are you going to tell me that practice makes perfect?

Forget it.

On our first tutoring session....

how do you think I felt?

You got excited and treated me like a puppy....

and told me to bark.

How about the second time?

Dress?

You almost got mad, then....

got revenge!

On the first day....

I wanted to kill you.

Huh?

On the second day, I wanted to cry.

That dress was the first clothing that my mom bought me.

Teacher.

Everyone is the same.

They get nervous, angry, and afraid.

But you just have to endure.

Whether you become a model or an entertainer....

what you want to do is on stage.

But teacher.

I thought you were a trouble maker with a dream, but you were just a trouble maker?

What dream?

A dream should be big like yours, to be a judge.

I went to law school to become a lawyer.

Not a judge?

Judges work for the government, so they don't make that much money.

You're so obsessed over money.

Yeah.

I'm even more obsessed now, so stop talking and memorize the rest.

I mean...

if you live like that, when do you play and rest?

How and when do you relieve the anger and stress you get?

I just endure.

I was too harsh yesterday.

No, it's okay.

What's okay?

From your position, it makes sense to be angry and....

it's....

okay for me because it's my fault.

I'm a thief until I catch the real culprit.

Is that so?

Yeah.

You're being honest, right?

Yeah.

Then I have only have my business left.....

to get the money for my motorcycle.

Yeah.

You're Lee Seo-young, right?

Some guy is asking you to come out.

Me?

You came for me?

Your debt is $30,000 and you're studying at the library?

This is too much.

That's....

if I can't find the motorcycle.

That's the principal.

I'll pay interest too, if you want it.

Shouldn't there be a compensation for emotional damage and time as well?

Legally.

Why is he being like this?

Don't wonder "why is this bastard being like this?"

and think from my point of view.

I didn't say bastard.

How much do you want?

I don't need money.

Just pay with replacement.

What do you mean?

Replace my motorcycle, that always stayed with me....

every time I came to Korea and didn't make me feel lonely even if....

I was alone.

I'm a person.

How would I replace a motorcycle?

If I say you can, then you can.

Are you even willing to compensate for my wasted time and emotional damage?

I think I have the right to demand it.

Do you have....

an errand you want me to run?

First, pack your things.

Where are we going?

Motorcycle doesn't ask questions.

We have to go to a lot of places.

We should eat first.

Just take care of your own food.

I don't want you not to eat because you feel bad.

I never said I'd eat this.

It's a given.

Motorcycle has no say on regular or supreme gas.

I'm telling you not to waste my money.

This place is expensive.

$120 per person.

Can you split it for us next time?

Sure.

You have a bigger appetite than I thought.

Maybe I should've said you can leave some.

Do you need a digestion pill?

I have a big appetite, so I'm fine.

Then let's go to our next destination.

I'm majoring in film production in America.

I'm watching for a reason, so....

a motorcycle doesn't ask why.

I never asked.

Good.

Your stance is very good.

The youth in Korea is a problem.

They all watch commercial movies and ignore the art.

What are you talking about?

The guy that agreed to eat dinner and leave to America, isn't leaving?

He's delaying another day.

He didn't say why he was delaying it.

He texted me.

Look, 30 minutes ago.

Is he playing hard to get or what?

Why is he teasing me like this?

What's wrong with Kang Woo-jae?

There's no point of calling him. His phone is off.

Sung-jae's brother.

Sung-jae's brother!

That was a good movie.

How was the movie?

It was probably a little difficult.

Huh?

Korea's audience isn't up to par for a movie like that.

The director's observation about extinction gives such a heavy feeling towards the ending.

What a great director.

Can we go now?

You don't even have tutor on Sundays.

You're so picky for a motorcycle.

Me!

Come up here!

This is what you want me to do, right?

His partner that came with him!

He was so bad, so....

I think he'd commit suicide if he goes home!

So....

let's bring his partner....

up to the stage! Applause!

Go up there!

Go up there! Go up there!

Come up here!

You worked hard today.

It was tiring, huh?

All I did was eat, sleep, and laugh.

The movie was so boring so I slept a little.

You ate.....

slept....

and laughed?

Then that's good enough.

What do you mean by....

"That's good enough?"

Don't worry about it.

You're really strange.

If I think about what I did...

even if you told me to piggy back you instead of the motorcycle...

I think I should, if I was strong enough.

But I don't understand why you take me around....

when you can't even use me like that.

You're one of a kind....

Lee Seo-young.

Why are you like that?

It's not that I'm complaining....

No matter how crazy and angry I was....

you could've told me what the emergency was.....

for you to take my motorcycle and that your......

weird attire was for work.

Why do you make me a bad person?

If I mistake you without knowing you well...

then you should've told me.

Did you....

watch the show?

I mean, well....

it's not like I watched it....

but I was just passing by.

I didn't watch all of it.

I watched it.

Just because I had an extenuating circumstance.....

it doesn't change me from being a thief.

No matter what.

I'm sorry.

There's no reason for you to apologize.

Judging what kind of person I am.....

and assuming on your own and getting mad and enduring....

Stop doing that.

I did that too.

I think I believed on my own....

that you were a certain kind of person.

and when I realized you weren't, I felt betrayed and got mad.

I'm sorry for belittling you.

You know, right?

I'm usually mean with my words.

So you don't need to take what I said to heart.

All of the things I've said from the beginning....

to now.

I think you're just a mean person.

That's true too.

You just smiled.

That means you accept my apology, right?

Why are you talking formally to me again? It's not like you.

I'll go in first.

Come in after 3 minutes.

You can go up quietly while my parents are mad.

In exactly 3 minutes.

Tell me right now!

What was it that you had to do?

It's personal. No.

It's not personal to you.

You....

purposely texted with a phone that was turned off, 30 minutes before dinner.

What's the reason?

It's not that. He turned off the phone after he sent the text.

The battery ran out after I sent the text.

Your phone battery didn't run out.

Don't worry.

I'm not going to immature and ask to check your phone.

Even with your pride....

you know exactly what I'll say and how I'll treat you...

and you still change your mind....

about leaving more frequently than a lady with a bladder problem.

In that case, it's not your personal life.

Something has happened!

It's not like that.

I simply delayed a day.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

You bastard.

You shouldn't be like this.

If you're going to leave, then hurry....

instead walking around right in front of me and teasing me.

Sorry.

So he saw that the girl went inside the airport with the N key in the motorcycle, and drove off right away.

You bastard!

Do you know what innocent person had to go through because of you?

Stop.

At this rate, you'll go to jail with him.

But...

what innocent person are you talking about?

It's nothing.

You ate....

slept....

and laughed?

Then that's good enough.

What did that mean?

He's a strange person.

Is it Sung-jae?

Let me go inside.

You can't just come in like this.

Why aren't you sleeping and wasting electricity this late?

I'll get permission from Sung-jae's mom tomorrow

Then the electricity bill is solved.

My motorcycle is all that's left.

I'm going to America tomorrow, so...

I can't use you to replace my motorcycle anymore.

Instead....

pay with something else.

With what else?

You have to eat at my house....

as my compensation.....

until I find the motorcycle.

Does that....

compensate for it?

For a person who made me lose my motorcycle, you do talk a lot.

Your dad pays me a lot for tutoring so....

I have enough to eat.

You don't feel bad, huh?

You should save that money to pay me back.

That's if I can't find the motorcycle.

You take 3 hours to commute from here to the library....

even during break, so that you won't have to eat here.

Isn't that a waste of time?

It's none of your business.

You don't have a right to mind or not.

It's what this victim...

requests from the perpetrator.

Don't think about it as a foreign investment....

and just patronize me, since I'm leaving tomorrow....

so that I can get on the plane without worries.

Teacher.

What's going on?

She must've come to the kitchen to eat.

Ma'am!

One more person!

Yeah.

I came to eat breakfast.

Teacher!

Sit here.

Why does the abalone taste like this?

Hey!

That's such an embarrassing thing to do! How can you give her what you don't like?

Thank you for breakfast. I'll get going first.

Okay. Go ahead.

You didn't even eat half!

This is what it's like to live with a stranger.

Why did she come down to eat out of nowhere?

Especially today?

Yeah.

Mom.

How can you talk about her like that? It's not classy.

She's my teacher!

Did I talk like that?

Oh my.

That wasn't classy of me.

Have a flight tonight.

If you leave today, don't come back for 3 years.

I'm not leaving tomorrow.

My house in New York is still under construction.

I found it.

Sung-jae's brother?

Come outside.

You know the park before the bus stop?

Come there.

Sung-jae's brother!

I found the person who stole the bike!

Huh?

I found the person who stole the bike at the airport.

Let's see it when we go eat.

We should go to the police station first.

Let's eat first.

I don't know which pipe the food went down, because of my dad.

You said you're going to New York tonight.

We need to report it quickly so that we can catch him before you leave.

No.

Even if we don't catch him, at least you'll know that it wasn't me.

I don't need to confirm that.

I'm not leaving today.

You're not?

We don't need to go to the police station either.

I found the motorcycle....

and the person who stole it.

What do you mean you found it?

You caught him?

Then why didn't you tell me?

I don't know.

Sung-jae's brother.

Why do you think I didn't tell you that I found the motorcycle?

What are you doing right now?

If I told you that I found the motorcycle......

then I can't make you a replacement anymore.

That was why?

Did you have fun while dragging me around using your motorcycle as an excuse?

I did.

Using the motorcycle as an excuse, I can make you eat at home....

and play with me, so I liked it.

Why do you think that is?

I despite my dad's company that much, and make his attachment grow...

but why did I postpone my flight again?

Hold on.

Why do you think I want you to eat at home, to sleep, and to laugh while relieving your stress?

Why...

am I like this?

You're smart.