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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,924 走開… 2 00:01:34,174 --> 00:01:35,506 快點… 3 00:01:35,548 --> 00:01:37,839 讓開… 4 00:01:39,425 --> 00:01:41,507 賓少爺，牽阿才出來多麼威風呀！ 5 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:43,256 當然啦！從花旗國帶回來的 6 00:01:43,300 --> 00:01:44,799 讓開… 7 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,007 宰了你 8 00:02:14,842 --> 00:02:16,133 阿才… 9 00:02:16,175 --> 00:02:17,174 怎麼辦賓少爺？ 10 00:02:17,717 --> 00:02:18,633 還不給我去追 11 00:02:18,675 --> 00:02:19,591 是… 12 00:02:21,092 --> 00:02:22,383 怎麼樣？ 13 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:23,758 沒事吧！ 14 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:24,633 我沒事 15 00:02:24,675 --> 00:02:26,799 我可有事 16 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:27,966 什麼事？賓少爺 17 00:02:28,008 --> 00:02:29,257 你打跑了我的狗 18 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,216 大不了我賠你就是 19 00:02:31,259 --> 00:02:32,175 賠？ 20 00:02:32,717 --> 00:02:34,508 賓少爺，狗跑了 21 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:35,799 是呀，跑了 22 00:02:35,843 --> 00:02:37,467 讓開… 23 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:39,133 別說我水師提督的兒子欺負你 24 00:02:39,176 --> 00:02:40,842 胡知縣，請你過來一下 25 00:02:41,134 --> 00:02:42,675 什麼事？賓少爺 26 00:02:43,926 --> 00:02:45,550 我請胡知縣主持公道 27 00:02:45,592 --> 00:02:46,799 叫你賠得心服口服 28 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:49,049 我服了，這樣吧！你跟我回家 29 00:02:49,093 --> 00:02:50,675 我們家有七、八隻狗 30 00:02:50,717 --> 00:02:51,966 你挑一隻你喜歡的好了 31 00:02:52,009 --> 00:02:52,633 什麼？ 32 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:54,133 阿才是我爹花了一百兩銀子 33 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:56,008 買回來的，全省城就只有一隻 34 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,175 我養了兩年了 35 00:02:58,217 --> 00:03:01,424 身價一百兩，養了兩年 36 00:03:01,801 --> 00:03:02,425 二百兩 37 00:03:02,718 --> 00:03:04,884 這樣最少要賠…二百兩 38 00:03:04,926 --> 00:03:07,716 二百兩？就算我一家人 39 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,800 花十年都花不完 40 00:03:09,843 --> 00:03:12,175 胡知縣，阿才每頓都是牛肉的 41 00:03:12,676 --> 00:03:15,050 這樣最少要賠三百兩 42 00:03:15,092 --> 00:03:16,133 三百兩… 43 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:17,259 不行 44 00:03:17,593 --> 00:03:18,467 宋狀師來了 45 00:03:18,509 --> 00:03:19,716 他一定能把事情解決 46 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,592 太少了…請大家想一想 47 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:25,134 從花旗國拉那麼一大條狗回來 48 00:03:25,176 --> 00:03:26,550 並不是那麼簡單的 49 00:03:27,176 --> 00:03:28,800 這筆帳算起來可就大了 50 00:03:29,135 --> 00:03:30,176 起碼要賠五百兩 51 00:03:30,468 --> 00:03:32,175 宋狀師高見，五百兩 52 00:03:32,219 --> 00:03:33,302 阿福 53 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:44,468 鬆口 54 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,509 阿福… 55 00:03:50,843 --> 00:03:51,676 你的屁股狀況怎麼樣？ 56 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:52,759 又痛又癢有牙印 57 00:03:52,802 --> 00:03:54,051 你打跑我的阿福 58 00:03:54,093 --> 00:03:55,342 他咬我屁股 59 00:03:55,386 --> 00:03:57,427 你的阿才咬人就要別人賠你五百兩 60 00:03:57,468 --> 00:03:58,800 現在我阿福咬你屁股… 61 00:03:58,844 --> 00:03:59,927 阿才是條狗 62 00:03:59,969 --> 00:04:01,301 打跑一條狗要賠五百兩 63 00:04:01,343 --> 00:04:02,634 打跑一個人起碼要一千兩 64 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:03,968 阿才是從花旗國買回來的狗王 65 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,301 我阿福從法國買回來雜碎王 66 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,510 全省城也只有一隻 67 00:04:07,552 --> 00:04:08,551 我養了他兩年 68 00:04:08,594 --> 00:04:10,135 要你賠一千兩是非常公道的 69 00:04:10,844 --> 00:04:12,551 大人，你意下如何？ 70 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:13,968 照你這麼說，你對 71 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,176 你… 72 00:04:15,219 --> 00:04:16,885 大人英明 73 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,509 法國的雜碎王，你阿福回來了 74 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:23,219 你怎麼說？ 75 00:04:23,261 --> 00:04:24,219 意料中事 76 00:04:24,261 --> 00:04:25,718 不然怎麼要你賠一千兩 77 00:04:25,761 --> 00:04:26,802 如果他以後都不回來 78 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,968 賠你一萬兩怕都不夠 79 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:29,760 他真笨 80 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:31,302 你行 81 00:04:32,928 --> 00:04:33,719 你誣賴我 82 00:04:52,137 --> 00:04:53,386 嘩… 83 00:04:54,011 --> 00:04:54,677 嘩個屁呀！ 84 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,427 你想殺人呀！真他媽叉叉 85 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:06,386 這有好戲看了 86 00:05:10,428 --> 00:05:11,760 我來給你介紹，這位是賓少爺 87 00:05:11,804 --> 00:05:12,803 賓少爺，有禮了 88 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:13,719 我內人 89 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:14,928 嫂子 90 00:05:15,304 --> 00:05:16,262 賓少爺真有禮貌 91 00:05:16,303 --> 00:05:18,344 是呀，我內人雖然救你一命 92 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:19,553 但是你毋須言謝了 93 00:05:19,595 --> 00:05:20,386 不用客氣了 94 00:05:20,928 --> 00:05:21,802 我們要去掃墓了 95 00:05:21,846 --> 00:05:24,553 好…大人，知道該怎麼辦了吧？ 96 00:05:24,596 --> 00:05:25,304 知道 97 00:05:25,346 --> 00:05:26,429 請… 98 00:05:29,679 --> 00:05:33,345 你要賠他一千兩，他賠你五百兩 99 00:05:33,387 --> 00:05:34,345 對了，阿歪 100 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:36,594 假如他家的阿才像我家阿福一樣 101 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,053 自己跑回來，記得呀！ 102 00:05:38,096 --> 00:05:40,178 要跟賓少爺再要幾百兩回來 103 00:05:40,220 --> 00:05:41,303 好… 104 00:05:59,846 --> 00:06:01,803 傑乖，給哥哥叩個頭 105 00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:04,012 唉！算起來 106 00:06:04,054 --> 00:06:05,970 我們都已經死了十二個孩子 107 00:06:06,013 --> 00:06:07,387 請你不要再說了 108 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:09,221 你提起來我就忍不住了 109 00:06:09,763 --> 00:06:11,845 這全都得怪你，什麼事情不好做 110 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,304 偏偏要做什麼狀棍 111 00:06:13,346 --> 00:06:15,053 為了錢就幫人家告狀 112 00:06:15,096 --> 00:06:16,637 你這太損陰德了 113 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:18,595 你以為你自己不知道 114 00:06:18,638 --> 00:06:19,721 每次告完狀回來 115 00:06:19,763 --> 00:06:21,595 就哭得死去活來的 116 00:06:21,971 --> 00:06:23,553 受人錢財，替人消災 117 00:06:23,596 --> 00:06:26,095 天公地道，我什麼時候哭過 118 00:06:26,138 --> 00:06:26,929 你沒有 119 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:27,970 沒有 120 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:29,637 封筆啦！老公 121 00:06:35,263 --> 00:06:36,762 封了筆，哪來這麼多金鐲子 122 00:06:36,805 --> 00:06:39,595 金鏈子、玉戒指、寶石、耳環 123 00:06:39,638 --> 00:06:42,012 你看看，重得連手都提不起來 124 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:42,721 真是 125 00:06:42,763 --> 00:06:43,804 這有什麼稀奇的 126 00:06:43,846 --> 00:06:45,637 大不了，我就…不要… 127 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,429 我不要…一個 128 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:50,804 我只要我的兒子平平安安的 129 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,013 人在江湖，身不由己 130 00:06:56,055 --> 00:06:57,471 封筆談何容易 131 00:06:57,514 --> 00:06:58,638 學做生意吧！老公 132 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,971 街頭的張三，去年年尾發財 133 00:07:01,014 --> 00:07:02,638 但是街尾的李四 134 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,054 今年年頭上吊死了 135 00:07:04,347 --> 00:07:06,096 我結婚以後哪有女人… 136 00:07:06,139 --> 00:07:07,930 你們兩個吵什麼？ 137 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:10,055 小心我揍你呀！ 138 00:07:14,056 --> 00:07:15,347 睡覺覺了… 139 00:07:15,389 --> 00:07:17,263 大少爺，裡面有位老爺 140 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,139 等你好久了 141 00:07:18,431 --> 00:07:19,264 請問你是… 142 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,264 我是大泡和 143 00:07:21,014 --> 00:07:21,972 瞧你的記性 144 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:23,305 廢話，這麼多傭人 145 00:07:23,347 --> 00:07:24,596 我哪記得了這麼多名字 146 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:34,596 好粗的一條 147 00:07:35,473 --> 00:07:37,430 我家的老爺就是陳祥富 148 00:07:37,473 --> 00:07:41,181 全省城最大的祥富銀號就是他的 149 00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:44,389 他現在來是想請你寫一張狀紙 150 00:07:44,848 --> 00:07:46,097 這是訂金 151 00:07:46,556 --> 00:07:48,013 如果你搞得妥妥當當 152 00:07:48,056 --> 00:07:49,680 讓我老爺高興的話 153 00:07:49,723 --> 00:07:51,514 就算拿根棍子打斷自己的腿 154 00:07:51,556 --> 00:07:52,430 都不愁吃的 155 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:53,306 阿福 156 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,181 是 157 00:08:00,807 --> 00:08:02,764 喂，你到底答不答應？ 158 00:08:05,473 --> 00:08:06,431 你拿棍對我幹什麼？ 159 00:08:06,764 --> 00:08:08,680 蠻好的，木頭對木頭 160 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:10,888 沒人敢對我這麼說話的 161 00:08:11,682 --> 00:08:12,390 當然啦！ 162 00:08:12,973 --> 00:08:14,722 怎麼會有人對根木頭講話 163 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:15,848 你… 164 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:16,889 來 165 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,722 宋先生，果然與眾不同 166 00:08:20,765 --> 00:08:23,056 不愧是全省城第一狀師 167 00:08:23,098 --> 00:08:24,014 沒病吧！ 168 00:08:24,057 --> 00:08:25,264 好得很 169 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,056 閣下找我宋某人有何指教？ 170 00:08:28,099 --> 00:08:29,265 是這樣的 171 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:32,389 我兒子從小習武功夫一流 172 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:33,973 他昨天跟人家打架 173 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:37,223 對方是開煙館張彪的兒子 174 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:40,056 他孱弱不堪，隨便揍他兩下子 175 00:08:40,099 --> 00:08:41,640 他就倒在地上 176 00:08:41,682 --> 00:08:43,889 熬到今天早上，他就死了 177 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:46,015 我知道張彪一定會去報官的 178 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:49,097 所以想請宋先生動動腦筋擺平他 179 00:08:49,724 --> 00:08:51,265 我老公打算封筆了 180 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:53,473 這裡是… 181 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:54,640 不用說了 182 00:08:54,683 --> 00:08:56,599 沒什麼，看一看 183 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:01,391 封…筆…的事 184 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,015 我想可以再考慮一下 185 00:09:03,057 --> 00:09:05,014 老公，送客 186 00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:14,056 區區的一箱黃金，這… 187 00:09:15,683 --> 00:09:16,766 也就是說… 188 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:29,807 打贏了就全都是你的 189 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:31,933 不行 190 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:33,932 輸了我也要一半 191 00:09:48,058 --> 00:09:50,099 到底是誰家的兒子 192 00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:52,391 被誰家的兒子給打死了？ 193 00:09:52,641 --> 00:09:54,182 是我家的兒子 194 00:09:54,225 --> 00:09:55,849 被他家的兒子打死了 195 00:09:57,309 --> 00:09:58,641 你就是原告 196 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:01,599 大人，其實我們才是原告 197 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,266 我們的狀紙在天還沒亮 198 00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:04,350 就已經送來了 199 00:10:04,392 --> 00:10:07,850 在那個時候他的兒子還沒斷氣 200 00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,183 那你們想告他什麼？ 201 00:10:09,225 --> 00:10:12,725 告這位張彪的兒子張小四 202 00:10:12,768 --> 00:10:15,183 把陳祥富的兒子陳大文 203 00:10:15,225 --> 00:10:18,307 左手小指的指甲打斷 204 00:10:18,975 --> 00:10:20,391 傷得很重呀！ 205 00:10:20,434 --> 00:10:21,725 可是我兒子死了 206 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,391 對呀！他兒子死了 207 00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:25,142 大人 208 00:10:26,310 --> 00:10:27,434 人都會死的 209 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:28,267 說的也是呀！ 210 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,225 我的兒子真的是被他 211 00:10:30,268 --> 00:10:32,225 打成重傷而死的 212 00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:33,933 你怎麼不說你兒子沒用呢？ 213 00:10:34,226 --> 00:10:35,933 我隨便飛身過去打他兩拳 214 00:10:35,977 --> 00:10:37,684 隨便飛身過去打了他幾拳？ 215 00:10:37,726 --> 00:10:38,767 打了兩拳 216 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:40,600 我隨便就飛身過去打… 217 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:44,684 有沒有這麼用力？ 218 00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,183 有… 219 00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:53,851 應該是這種勁道了 220 00:10:54,143 --> 00:10:54,851 宋狀師… 221 00:10:54,893 --> 00:10:56,309 不要問，你不夠聰明機智 222 00:10:56,352 --> 00:10:57,268 請問一下 223 00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:58,684 你兒子何時被揍的？ 224 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,642 昨天下午 225 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:00,434 何時斷氣？ 226 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:01,518 今天下午 227 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:02,976 關他屁事 228 00:11:03,352 --> 00:11:05,226 剛剛我何止揍他兩拳 229 00:11:05,268 --> 00:11:07,309 如果他在十年八年之後，他死了 230 00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:09,559 請問大人你可不可以告我謀殺？ 231 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,934 不行，這可不行呀！ 232 00:11:14,435 --> 00:11:17,642 大人英明，萬歲萬萬歲 233 00:11:19,269 --> 00:11:20,685 我兒子本來好好的 234 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:23,476 如果不是他，我兒子不會死 235 00:11:23,519 --> 00:11:26,018 宋狀師，我求求你幫幫忙 236 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,476 你兒子死，是因為他命短 237 00:11:28,518 --> 00:11:30,309 我兒子他不像短命的 238 00:11:30,352 --> 00:11:32,143 他不像短命的 239 00:11:32,186 --> 00:11:33,602 那麼請問一下我命有多長呢？ 240 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:35,934 我…我不會看 241 00:11:35,978 --> 00:11:37,102 既然你不會看 242 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:39,310 你憑什麼說你兒子不是個短命相 243 00:11:39,602 --> 00:11:42,017 大人，閒話少說，有結果了嗎？ 244 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,060 有 245 00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:45,976 能不能給本官一點小小的提示？ 246 00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:47,226 沒問題 247 00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:50,143 原告陳大文被人打傷 248 00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,435 但是被告突然歸西，死因不明 249 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,060 原本應該賠償五十兩醫藥費 250 00:11:55,102 --> 00:11:56,726 我們不追究了 251 00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:58,102 上路 252 00:11:58,811 --> 00:11:59,977 大人，有結果了吧！ 253 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,019 有 254 00:12:01,061 --> 00:12:02,185 快點判吧！ 255 00:12:02,228 --> 00:12:02,977 好 256 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:06,601 張彪縱子張小四行兇 257 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:09,102 姑念初犯，不予追究 258 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,478 叫你的兒子以後就不要再犯了 259 00:12:12,811 --> 00:12:13,810 這樣對嗎？ 260 00:12:15,186 --> 00:12:17,143 我想他兒子以後不會再犯了 261 00:12:24,603 --> 00:12:25,561 小傑，老婆 262 00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:31,310 老婆，快點帶兒子出來玩木馬 263 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:32,227 新買的 264 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,311 少爺… 265 00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:43,020 少爺騎車騎到井裡去了 266 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:54,561 這孩子就是過不了一歲 267 00:13:01,145 --> 00:13:05,103 報應！真的是報應 268 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:17,062 封筆儀式開始 269 00:13:21,354 --> 00:13:23,311 老師，今天真的是好日子嗎？ 270 00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,437 今年今日是最好的一天了 271 00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:26,646 看看黃曆 272 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,644 黃曆說今天不宜吉事的 273 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:34,979 除了未時 274 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:36,728 未時剛好正對你的八字 275 00:13:36,771 --> 00:13:37,937 不能夠再好了 276 00:13:38,313 --> 00:13:40,437 凡事不能做得太絕 277 00:13:40,479 --> 00:13:42,936 快點啦！時辰一過可就麻煩了 278 00:13:55,063 --> 00:13:55,937 你怎麼啦… 279 00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,896 抽筋，快點送我回家 280 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:00,937 不要緊吧！ 281 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,396 怎麼樣？老公 282 00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:05,229 放… 283 00:14:05,272 --> 00:14:05,980 好一點沒有？ 284 00:14:06,022 --> 00:14:06,980 好一點 285 00:14:07,021 --> 00:14:07,645 我看一看 286 00:14:07,688 --> 00:14:08,437 不要 287 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,687 真是奇跡，突然之間全好了 288 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,187 好了，過去吧！ 289 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:14,229 來 290 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,478 你請 你先 291 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,521 你先 你先起筷 292 00:14:17,814 --> 00:14:18,938 好，起筷 293 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,312 我先起筷 294 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:26,563 阿福 295 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:32,521 別誤了時辰，快去 296 00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:43,147 上呀！ 297 00:14:50,898 --> 00:14:52,564 還沒到，一直上 298 00:15:02,064 --> 00:15:03,730 我帶了個小東西來幫你啦！ 299 00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,855 青蛙有什麼好怕呢？ 300 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,689 走開，讓我來 301 00:15:27,898 --> 00:15:28,856 這樣可以了吧！ 302 00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,397 你這個呆子 303 00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:31,938 你怎麼跟我鋸最高那一節呢？ 304 00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:33,106 這樣才逼真嘛！ 305 00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,272 對吧！梯子斷了 306 00:15:34,315 --> 00:15:35,314 這該怎麼辦呢？ 307 00:15:35,357 --> 00:15:35,940 是呀… 308 00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:37,273 怎麼辦？再買一條新梯子來 309 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,147 什麼？訂造這麼高的梯子 310 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,564 要九天才做得好 311 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,106 既然這樣，我想過兩天再說吧！ 312 00:15:43,148 --> 00:15:43,689 是吧！ 313 00:15:43,731 --> 00:15:44,522 不然想怎麼樣？ 314 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:46,189 走，回家買菜煮飯 315 00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,148 你是不是還想年頭生兒子年尾死？ 316 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,606 不是，我想遲一點再說嘛！ 317 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:51,732 遲你娘的頭 318 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,315 時間剛好 319 00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:08,399 太好了 320 00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:15,232 走了 321 00:16:16,232 --> 00:16:16,690 回來 322 00:16:16,732 --> 00:16:17,481 又有什麼事？ 323 00:16:17,524 --> 00:16:18,731 別急，事情還沒完了 324 00:16:18,774 --> 00:16:19,981 為了證明你的意志堅定 325 00:16:20,024 --> 00:16:20,982 我要你發個毒誓 326 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:22,107 他日若有違背 327 00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:23,273 今日封筆之誓的話呢？ 328 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,564 那我現在肚子裡面的孩子 329 00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,774 將來就沒有小雞雞 330 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:28,440 妳又有孩子，是真的假的 331 00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:30,482 你少碰我，快說 332 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,231 哪有做母親的詛咒自己的兒子 333 00:16:33,274 --> 00:16:34,773 沒有小雞雞的，你們說說看 334 00:16:34,816 --> 00:16:35,815 要不要發那麼毒的誓？ 335 00:16:35,858 --> 00:16:37,857 要，當然要… 336 00:16:40,692 --> 00:16:43,441 我怕妳了，他日我要再執筆的話 337 00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:45,149 就罰妳沒有小雞雞 338 00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:46,024 是孩子 339 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:47,773 是孩子沒有小雞雞，行吧！ 340 00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:49,565 走吧！ 341 00:16:50,358 --> 00:16:52,649 怎麼才碰妳一下，又有個小雞雞 342 00:16:53,484 --> 00:16:54,400 妳還真有一套 343 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,357 謝謝… 344 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,107 來… 345 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:31,525 謝謝… 346 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,108 告這位張彪的兒子張小四 347 00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,274 把陳祥富的兒子陳大文 348 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,191 左手小指的指甲打斷 349 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,733 是呀！傷得好厲害 350 00:17:43,651 --> 00:17:46,441 大人，我的兒子死了 351 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:48,276 他的兒子死了 352 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,066 人都會死的，大人 353 00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:03,900 還想著告官，死性不改 354 00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,692 我真搞不懂妳們女人 355 00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:13,066 常在頭上插著一條條的 356 00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:14,026 什麼意思？ 357 00:18:14,568 --> 00:18:15,401 那是髮髻 358 00:18:15,443 --> 00:18:17,734 像兩條海參，你說多膚淺 359 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:20,484 不知道多好看 360 00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,401 不要嫌我嚕唆 361 00:18:22,443 --> 00:18:24,359 頭上結了兩根香腸，還說好看 362 00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:26,609 這樣子好不好？ 363 00:18:27,777 --> 00:18:28,610 難看死了 364 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:30,443 說的也是 365 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,276 我看…不…如… 366 00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:35,068 這樣吧！ 367 00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:36,109 這像什麼？ 368 00:18:36,735 --> 00:18:39,109 不行嗎？改… 369 00:18:40,235 --> 00:18:41,942 你到底搞什麼？ 370 00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:43,109 這樣子滿不滿意？ 371 00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:45,318 在哪裡？ 372 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:46,900 在這裡 373 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,567 你這個死人骨頭 374 00:18:49,319 --> 00:18:50,651 你再這麼弄我還是比你高 375 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,151 妳念過書沒有？ 376 00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:52,817 兩天 377 00:18:52,861 --> 00:18:54,610 妳會不會講話婉轉一點？ 378 00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:55,443 那你失威了 379 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:56,276 我…妳 380 00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:57,360 大男人老愛管女人的事情 381 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,859 你閒著沒事幹呀！ 382 00:19:10,861 --> 00:19:11,819 妳看我閒不閒？ 383 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:13,402 是挺無聊的 384 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,610 就是嘛！我都幾十歲的人了 385 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:16,735 整天無所事事 386 00:19:16,778 --> 00:19:18,194 讓人看見會笑話的 387 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,901 就連筆也給封了，真是可憐了 388 00:19:20,944 --> 00:19:22,526 現在你已經是老闆了 389 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,402 隨便到處走走不就好了嗎？ 390 00:19:24,652 --> 00:19:25,693 走了好一陣子了 391 00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:26,860 那就過去站著 392 00:19:26,903 --> 00:19:27,819 站？ 393 00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,194 別在那裡晃來晃去假裝忙碌 394 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:51,569 我知道你很無聊 395 00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:53,902 幫我把文房四寶拿出來 396 00:20:01,028 --> 00:20:01,736 阿福，寫字呀！ 397 00:20:01,778 --> 00:20:03,235 走開 398 00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:21,445 嘩！這樣子叫寫字呀！ 399 00:20:22,112 --> 00:20:23,070 我寫給你看 400 00:20:24,737 --> 00:20:25,820 生兒子沒有小雞雞 401 00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:31,653 阿水 402 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:33,737 拖把借一下 403 00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:34,778 提桶水過來 404 00:20:35,529 --> 00:20:36,320 放這兒 405 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,111 正在寫字的那個就是宋世傑 406 00:20:46,154 --> 00:20:47,237 你們三個人 407 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,111 每個人幫我打斷他一條肋骨 408 00:20:49,654 --> 00:20:50,570 你放心好了 409 00:20:54,446 --> 00:20:55,445 看到沒有？ 410 00:21:01,196 --> 00:21:03,320 好看有個屁用，又不能掛起來 411 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,362 我還不是要重寫 412 00:21:04,404 --> 00:21:05,820 我是給你一個機會學習 413 00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:07,196 我再示範一次給你看 414 00:21:10,238 --> 00:21:11,321 你幹嘛弄濕我的頭 415 00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,529 你幹嘛弄破我的衣服 416 00:21:13,946 --> 00:21:15,528 我什麼時候弄破你的衣服？ 417 00:21:16,571 --> 00:21:17,695 睜著眼睛說瞎話 418 00:21:17,738 --> 00:21:19,237 還說沒有，一人一次算了 419 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,237 怎麼辦？ 420 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,780 照打不誤 421 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:26,780 別跑 422 00:21:27,696 --> 00:21:28,404 別跑 423 00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:31,196 別跑 424 00:21:40,946 --> 00:21:41,987 看到我這麼開心呀！ 425 00:21:45,447 --> 00:21:46,363 阿福，怎麼了？ 426 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,362 大少爺被人打 427 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:49,614 救命呀！ 428 00:22:00,489 --> 00:22:01,613 老公，沒事吧！ 429 00:22:01,656 --> 00:22:03,113 放手…多難看呀！ 430 00:22:18,323 --> 00:22:19,197 打死你… 431 00:22:19,239 --> 00:22:20,238 走開 432 00:22:20,281 --> 00:22:21,030 讓人家打一下嘛 433 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:21,988 不要鬧了 434 00:22:58,573 --> 00:23:00,030 被女人抱，真丟人 435 00:23:00,615 --> 00:23:02,156 小子，你姐姐真了不起 436 00:23:04,115 --> 00:23:05,864 大少爺，先穿上衣服 437 00:23:06,865 --> 00:23:07,781 幸好人不多 438 00:23:21,657 --> 00:23:25,948 宋老闆，這塊料子是又硬又通風 439 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:27,031 真的是很不錯的 440 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:27,906 是嗎？ 441 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,990 相信我好了 442 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:30,073 好… 443 00:23:30,115 --> 00:23:31,697 那麼照以前一樣，多做一雙囉 444 00:23:32,074 --> 00:23:32,865 非常好 445 00:23:34,408 --> 00:23:36,282 不過鞋底是硬了點 446 00:23:36,324 --> 00:23:37,531 加一塊墊子吧！ 447 00:23:37,574 --> 00:23:38,573 多加塊墊子？ 448 00:23:40,824 --> 00:23:42,281 你看看這塊怎麼樣？ 449 00:23:42,782 --> 00:23:43,781 加上去也不錯的 450 00:23:44,075 --> 00:23:44,949 非常好… 451 00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,323 那麼就照這樣做啦！ 452 00:23:47,908 --> 00:23:50,323 不過這種墊子走多了，恐怕會扁 453 00:23:50,365 --> 00:23:51,656 用木頭你看好不好？ 454 00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:53,406 用木頭？那好重 455 00:23:53,782 --> 00:23:54,656 沒關係 456 00:23:54,908 --> 00:23:55,824 太硬了 457 00:23:55,866 --> 00:23:56,740 放心 458 00:23:56,782 --> 00:23:58,739 可以在上面多加兩塊布墊子 459 00:23:59,158 --> 00:24:01,823 木頭上面多加兩塊布墊子 460 00:24:02,866 --> 00:24:05,032 我想想看，行，有辦法了 461 00:24:05,075 --> 00:24:07,407 如果我們在鞋底多加兩層厚皮 462 00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:08,866 那就更耐用了，是吧！ 463 00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:10,324 這個吧！ 464 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,490 穿上去，起碼高五、六吋 465 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:13,657 對… 466 00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:17,282 只是對，那倒不如這個吧！ 467 00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:19,782 我…我喜歡 468 00:24:20,742 --> 00:24:21,866 我們大家開心是吧！ 469 00:24:22,283 --> 00:24:24,282 那就多加一塊，是吧！ 470 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,782 既然這樣，那倒不如這樣 471 00:24:29,866 --> 00:24:30,657 請讓讓 472 00:24:48,242 --> 00:24:50,366 嘩！你搞什麼鬼呀？ 473 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:52,242 怕了吧！ 474 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,158 你現在知道沒別人高的痛苦了吧！ 475 00:24:56,951 --> 00:24:59,991 老公，男人長得高有什麼用？ 476 00:25:00,284 --> 00:25:02,658 最要緊是志氣要高嘛！ 477 00:25:02,909 --> 00:25:04,116 你知不知道呀？ 478 00:25:04,159 --> 00:25:06,866 你在我心目中是最高的 479 00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:10,867 老婆 480 00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:15,450 我… 481 00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:18,284 你說呀！ 482 00:25:19,326 --> 00:25:22,075 你在我心目中…是最大的 483 00:25:22,659 --> 00:25:23,950 對不起，請讓讓 484 00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:43,409 來，兩位請喝茶 485 00:25:45,285 --> 00:25:45,993 謝謝 486 00:25:48,118 --> 00:25:49,367 沒錯的，少奶奶 487 00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:51,408 阿福他經常對我毛手毛腳的 488 00:25:51,451 --> 00:25:52,492 我不會騙你的 489 00:25:52,535 --> 00:25:53,284 妳真是三八 490 00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:54,368 是真的 491 00:25:54,410 --> 00:25:55,493 好舒服 492 00:25:57,577 --> 00:25:59,493 這個死傢伙，拿我的茶來洗腳 493 00:25:59,535 --> 00:26:00,576 是呀！少奶奶 494 00:26:00,619 --> 00:26:02,618 他還真聰明，茶可以去腳臭 495 00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:03,867 住口 496 00:26:08,452 --> 00:26:09,243 這麼漂亮的女人 497 00:26:09,285 --> 00:26:10,701 怎麼會跟上這種男人 498 00:26:10,952 --> 00:26:12,743 妳老公死得不明不白 499 00:26:12,785 --> 00:26:13,868 妳這樣逃出來 500 00:26:13,910 --> 00:26:15,576 我怕妳大伯母會拿這個當把柄 501 00:26:15,618 --> 00:26:17,409 謀殺親夫，最毒婦人心 502 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,284 但是我老公是被我大伯給毒死的 503 00:26:21,327 --> 00:26:22,784 手足相殘呀！ 504 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:26,285 你大伯母的哥哥是山西布政司 505 00:26:26,328 --> 00:26:27,202 是呀！ 506 00:26:27,244 --> 00:26:28,368 她會不會告你一狀？ 507 00:26:28,410 --> 00:26:30,284 敢？她才不會呢 508 00:26:30,327 --> 00:26:31,493 她自己作賊心虛 509 00:26:31,535 --> 00:26:32,576 才不敢耍什麼花樣 510 00:26:32,618 --> 00:26:34,159 她說的還蠻有道理的 511 00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:37,160 依我看來，妳挺著個大肚子 512 00:26:37,203 --> 00:26:38,952 置身在外，當心被人騙了 513 00:26:38,994 --> 00:26:40,243 那才是真的 514 00:26:40,286 --> 00:26:41,535 我的肚子不會再大啦！ 515 00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:42,702 我說妳了嗎？ 516 00:26:42,995 --> 00:26:43,911 我是她二哥 517 00:26:44,244 --> 00:26:47,409 二哥，我給你做生意的錢呢？ 518 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:49,826 我拿去賭了… 519 00:26:49,870 --> 00:26:50,828 全都輸光了 520 00:26:50,869 --> 00:26:52,618 喂，妳夠了沒有？ 521 00:26:53,245 --> 00:26:55,536 那我以後怎麼辦？ 522 00:26:58,911 --> 00:26:59,660 別急… 523 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:01,785 前面來的那個是我本家兄弟 524 00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,410 我去找他借點錢應急 525 00:27:03,453 --> 00:27:04,910 他一定會答應的 526 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,202 妳在這兒等我，我馬上回來 527 00:27:08,619 --> 00:27:10,160 楊青兄，你來的正好 528 00:27:10,411 --> 00:27:12,035 我剛出來辦點貨，好久沒看到你 529 00:27:12,078 --> 00:27:12,786 是呀！ 530 00:27:12,828 --> 00:27:13,994 嫂夫人好嗎？ 531 00:27:15,744 --> 00:27:16,868 她兩年前死了 532 00:27:17,245 --> 00:27:18,827 你那兩個兒子就沒人照顧了 533 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:20,786 有位老家人照顧他們 534 00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:22,702 那邊那個男人那麼老實 535 00:27:22,745 --> 00:27:23,952 一定會被你二哥騙的 536 00:27:23,995 --> 00:27:26,161 是呀！…一定會被二哥騙的 537 00:27:26,537 --> 00:27:28,536 你姐姐的女兒挺著個大肚子 538 00:27:28,578 --> 00:27:29,286 還想嫁人呀！ 539 00:27:29,329 --> 00:27:30,620 就是挺著個大肚子 540 00:27:30,662 --> 00:27:32,703 老公又死了，才會這麼做嘛！ 541 00:27:32,995 --> 00:27:34,286 如果你娶了她 542 00:27:34,578 --> 00:27:36,993 保證她會一心一意的侍候你 543 00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:38,161 還有你的兩個兒子 544 00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:40,036 娶妻求淑婦 545 00:27:40,454 --> 00:27:42,120 她是很賢淑的 546 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:43,662 你姐姐的女兒 547 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,911 是不是跟你同姓？ 548 00:27:44,953 --> 00:27:47,618 當然不同姓，沒有理由你姓楊 549 00:27:47,912 --> 00:27:50,452 我又找個姓楊的給你對不對？ 550 00:27:52,413 --> 00:27:53,620 他們在看著我們 551 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,369 就是嘛！幹嘛老是看著我呀！ 552 00:27:56,912 --> 00:27:58,953 就是嘛，幹嘛老看著我呢！ 553 00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:01,661 我說他九成是在看著我 554 00:28:02,996 --> 00:28:04,037 妳要不要臉呀，妳 555 00:28:05,329 --> 00:28:06,995 阿珍，妳過來一下 556 00:28:12,538 --> 00:28:14,079 來，收拾東西回去了 557 00:28:14,621 --> 00:28:15,537 才給五十兩銀子 558 00:28:15,996 --> 00:28:17,370 會不會太委屈她了？ 559 00:28:17,412 --> 00:28:18,828 不會… 560 00:28:19,121 --> 00:28:21,828 阿珍，這位是楊先生 561 00:28:23,288 --> 00:28:24,829 我肚子好疼，我想拉泡屎 562 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,078 你們聊聊 563 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,579 喂，楊兄… 564 00:28:35,329 --> 00:28:37,245 周姑娘，妳舅舅不要緊吧！ 565 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,870 他不是我舅舅，他是我二哥 566 00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:45,203 他收了我五十兩銀子 567 00:28:45,246 --> 00:28:46,245 要給妳找個婆家呀！ 568 00:28:47,330 --> 00:28:48,246 妳丈夫被人害死了 569 00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:49,745 妳二哥還把妳賣給人家 570 00:28:51,205 --> 00:28:52,371 楊銘居然做出這種事情 571 00:28:52,705 --> 00:28:53,579 我將他追回來 572 00:28:57,788 --> 00:28:59,912 老爺，過了一個山頭就進城了 573 00:28:59,955 --> 00:29:00,829 你還跑 574 00:29:01,872 --> 00:29:02,746 看你往哪兒跑？ 575 00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:05,579 快下去看看 576 00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:06,455 是 577 00:29:10,455 --> 00:29:10,996 你不要過來 578 00:29:11,038 --> 00:29:12,412 你這臭小子，這種事也幹得出來 579 00:29:12,664 --> 00:29:13,747 太沒人性了 580 00:29:14,122 --> 00:29:16,079 你不要過來，我最多把錢還給你 581 00:29:24,913 --> 00:29:25,829 抓著我的手 582 00:29:26,206 --> 00:29:28,621 楊兄，我對不起你 583 00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:33,204 保重了，永別 584 00:29:40,706 --> 00:29:41,580 楊兄 585 00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:43,331 楊兄 586 00:29:43,372 --> 00:29:44,621 先上去再說 587 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,621 老爺，有一個救不了，摔死了 588 00:29:54,372 --> 00:29:55,746 這位先生，剛才情況 589 00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:56,664 你們都看清楚了 590 00:29:56,706 --> 00:29:58,497 麻煩到附近衙門幫我做個證人 591 00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:00,080 我老爺有要事在身 592 00:30:00,123 --> 00:30:01,539 沒功夫替你做證 593 00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:02,540 因為… 594 00:30:02,581 --> 00:30:04,497 你將我這把扇子帶在身上 595 00:30:04,832 --> 00:30:07,081 要是到了衙門有人怪罪於你 596 00:30:07,123 --> 00:30:08,705 你就把扇子交給他看 597 00:30:08,748 --> 00:30:09,706 他就明白了 598 00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:13,039 這位先生… 599 00:30:18,873 --> 00:30:20,289 他們怎麼還不回來呢？ 600 00:30:21,749 --> 00:30:22,665 算了吧！ 601 00:30:23,165 --> 00:30:24,956 看來他是追不上你二哥了 602 00:30:25,415 --> 00:30:27,331 我看那楊青，性格豪爽 603 00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:28,622 怕回來弄到妳不好意思 604 00:30:28,665 --> 00:30:30,206 所以只好不辭而別 605 00:30:35,249 --> 00:30:37,498 為什麼我的命那麼苦呀？ 606 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:40,123 我以後該怎麼辦呢？ 607 00:30:41,457 --> 00:30:42,706 妳不要哭了 608 00:30:43,498 --> 00:30:44,830 乾脆先到我家住下再說 609 00:30:44,874 --> 00:30:46,373 我相信妳二哥甩下楊青後 610 00:30:46,415 --> 00:30:48,331 會來找妳的，來，走吧！ 611 00:30:51,707 --> 00:30:52,790 快點走啦！ 612 00:30:53,415 --> 00:30:54,456 誰養那個大肚婆啦？ 613 00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:55,541 廢話 614 00:30:57,207 --> 00:30:58,789 妳以後最好少說廢話 615 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:01,957 走啦！ 616 00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:04,540 少奶奶真是沒人性 617 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,374 專打我那兩個傢伙 618 00:31:09,832 --> 00:31:10,581 這個女人的老公 619 00:31:10,624 --> 00:31:11,956 是給這個女人老公的大哥 620 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:13,748 跟這個女人老公大哥的老婆 621 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:14,664 給毒死的 622 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:15,999 這個女人的老公的大哥 623 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,832 跟這個女人老公大哥的老婆 624 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:19,041 還陷害這個女人 625 00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:20,874 講這個女人殺了這個女人的老公 626 00:31:20,915 --> 00:31:22,372 幸虧這個女人有個丫頭 627 00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:23,499 告訴了這個女人 628 00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:24,665 這個女人就連夜跑了出來 629 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:25,957 找這個女人的二哥 630 00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:26,998 誰知道這個女人的二哥 631 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:28,082 又愛賭又沒人性 632 00:31:28,125 --> 00:31:29,499 騙光了這個女人的錢 633 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:30,374 還把這個女人 634 00:31:30,416 --> 00:31:32,123 賣給這個女人的二哥的本家兄弟 635 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:32,790 去做老婆 636 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,165 後來啊，這個女人的二哥 637 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,707 還丟下這個女人自己跑掉了 638 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:37,499 所以這個女人只好跟我回家來了 639 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,707 好… 640 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,249 能不能再說得快一點？ 641 00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,290 人家已經夠可憐了 642 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:47,332 世界上可憐的人多的是 643 00:31:47,374 --> 00:31:48,415 妳管得了嗎？ 644 00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:49,499 她挺著個大肚子 645 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,123 大肚子的女人也多的是 646 00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:52,000 妳顧得了幾個？ 647 00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:53,749 待她住到她的二哥帶她走再說嘛 648 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:54,874 大少爺 649 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,582 大少爺、大少奶奶 650 00:31:57,625 --> 00:32:00,082 那個女人的哥哥不會帶她走了 651 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:00,916 為什麼？ 652 00:32:00,959 --> 00:32:02,875 她的哥哥摔下山崖，摔死了 653 00:32:09,667 --> 00:32:10,791 現在她哥哥死了 654 00:32:10,834 --> 00:32:12,791 正所謂無親無故 655 00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,624 肚子大得像個籮筐似的 656 00:32:14,876 --> 00:32:16,000 妳照顧了她一時 657 00:32:16,042 --> 00:32:17,291 也照顧不了她一輩子 658 00:32:17,334 --> 00:32:19,583 也得讓人家把孩子生下來再說 659 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:22,040 大少奶奶，那個女人生了個兒子 660 00:32:22,084 --> 00:32:22,833 這麼快 661 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:23,874 這下就更糟了 662 00:32:23,918 --> 00:32:25,375 生個孩子，礙手礙腳的 663 00:32:25,417 --> 00:32:27,458 工又不能做，嫁又不能嫁 664 00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:28,500 死路一條 665 00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:30,249 大少爺、大少奶奶 666 00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:31,708 那個女人上吊了 667 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:32,750 上吊了 668 00:32:32,792 --> 00:32:35,207 問題就更大了，臨死還留個累贅 669 00:32:46,584 --> 00:32:47,458 已經上吊了 670 00:32:52,251 --> 00:32:53,458 妳幹嘛那麼想不開 671 00:32:56,084 --> 00:32:57,916 你看看你，人家現在已經上吊了 672 00:32:58,168 --> 00:32:59,084 你還見死不救 673 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:01,749 懂什麼？事情到了這個地步 674 00:33:02,001 --> 00:33:03,333 上吊也是情有可原呀！ 675 00:33:04,710 --> 00:33:05,501 你沒知覺了 676 00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:08,209 妳還有沒有知覺？ 677 00:33:08,751 --> 00:33:10,333 我是在問你，抱她抱這麼久 678 00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:11,210 你不嫌累 679 00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:14,167 抱了這麼久，照正常來講是累了 680 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:15,251 還不放下 681 00:33:15,585 --> 00:33:17,751 放下就放下，幹嘛那麼大聲 682 00:33:17,793 --> 00:33:18,501 真小器 683 00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:20,167 喂，抱著 684 00:33:20,210 --> 00:33:23,084 宋夫人，妳就讓我死了算了 685 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,083 妳怎麼還想著要死呢？ 686 00:33:25,793 --> 00:33:27,292 喂，你的鬼點子最多的 687 00:33:27,335 --> 00:33:28,626 趕快想辦法幫忙她呀！ 688 00:33:28,668 --> 00:33:30,584 剛剛不是說了嘛！死路一條 689 00:33:31,252 --> 00:33:34,501 宋夫人，我兒子就麻煩妳照顧了 690 00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:38,208 妳就把他當作是妳自己的兒子好了 691 00:33:38,543 --> 00:33:40,542 我已經死了十幾個兒子了 692 00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:43,376 我很瞭解做母親的心情 693 00:33:44,502 --> 00:33:46,501 我不會讓妳的兒子沒有母親的 694 00:33:47,586 --> 00:33:49,502 這…這就麻煩了，我… 695 00:33:50,919 --> 00:33:53,043 我現在只有死路一條 696 00:33:53,085 --> 00:33:55,376 死路？死也要讓他翻生 697 00:33:55,419 --> 00:33:56,668 放屁，當今世上 698 00:33:56,711 --> 00:33:59,043 誰有這個本領能夠起死回生 699 00:34:03,127 --> 00:34:03,918 想走 700 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,293 關門… 701 00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:08,044 怎麼了？… 702 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:09,127 打架啦！ 703 00:34:36,753 --> 00:34:39,335 來呀，有本事在我父母面前揍我 704 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,877 帶種的下來，看我揍不揍你 705 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,211 我沒帶，所以不下來 706 00:34:42,253 --> 00:34:43,460 不知道你書念到哪裡去了 707 00:34:43,503 --> 00:34:45,710 不必說了，封筆也是妳的主意 708 00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:47,752 現在又要我拿起筆來幫人告官 709 00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:50,127 我發過誓，兒子會沒有小雞雞的 710 00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:52,002 你這次是為了正義而打 711 00:34:52,045 --> 00:34:53,377 上天會原諒你的嘛！ 712 00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:54,711 萬一他不原諒我怎麼辦？ 713 00:34:54,753 --> 00:34:56,169 妳把小雞雞賠給我？ 714 00:34:56,212 --> 00:34:57,170 不要再說了 715 00:34:57,212 --> 00:34:58,586 你見死不救，你不是男子漢 716 00:35:00,004 --> 00:35:01,920 妳敢再說一次，小心我揍妳 717 00:35:02,378 --> 00:35:03,502 你不是男人 718 00:35:03,545 --> 00:35:04,961 我是看妳挺著大肚子 719 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,169 帶種妳就再說一次 720 00:35:06,212 --> 00:35:08,086 你不是男人，不是男人… 721 00:35:08,128 --> 00:35:10,044 好，我是女人 722 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:11,586 我看你把我怎麼辦？ 723 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:14,086 好，有本事晚上就不要回房睡覺 724 00:35:15,503 --> 00:35:16,294 老爹、老媽 725 00:35:16,337 --> 00:35:18,128 今天晚上我陪你們睡 726 00:35:42,462 --> 00:35:43,919 大少爺 727 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:53,212 笑什麼笑？你瘋了 728 00:35:53,796 --> 00:35:56,211 洗臉了，大少爺 729 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:57,587 神經病 730 00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:01,295 這臭八是誰呀？ 731 00:36:01,629 --> 00:36:02,545 你呀！ 732 00:36:06,255 --> 00:36:07,379 活見鬼了 733 00:36:07,421 --> 00:36:09,712 是誰把我弄得這副德性？ 734 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:11,379 是大少奶奶 735 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:14,212 她說你又小器、又怕事、又自卑 736 00:36:14,588 --> 00:36:16,545 乾脆去做個女人算了 737 00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:18,379 不過你扮的樣子 738 00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:20,420 比大少奶奶還漂亮的 739 00:36:20,463 --> 00:36:21,587 閉上你的烏鴉嘴 740 00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:22,754 大少奶奶呢？ 741 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:25,296 大少奶奶說你不幫楊姑娘寫狀 742 00:36:25,338 --> 00:36:27,420 她就自己上，一大早去衙門了 743 00:36:28,171 --> 00:36:29,503 她以為她是誰呀？真是 744 00:36:31,047 --> 00:36:31,755 大少爺 745 00:36:31,796 --> 00:36:33,170 先換衣服，我知道 746 00:36:33,214 --> 00:36:35,588 不是啦！奶媽要冰糖燉木瓜 747 00:36:35,922 --> 00:36:37,421 燉木瓜就燉木瓜，干我屁事 748 00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,795 你得先把木瓜給我呀！ 749 00:36:38,839 --> 00:36:41,088 大少奶奶把木瓜擺在你這兒 750 00:36:42,214 --> 00:36:44,130 來… 751 00:36:44,963 --> 00:36:45,879 拿來呀！ 752 00:36:45,922 --> 00:36:47,504 我不是欠你的，我就是不給 753 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,921 別走 754 00:36:58,422 --> 00:36:59,546 你在這兒看著，我進去 755 00:36:59,964 --> 00:37:01,005 我在這兒看著，你進去 756 00:37:05,714 --> 00:37:07,630 師爺… 757 00:37:14,589 --> 00:37:15,255 爽呀 758 00:37:15,590 --> 00:37:16,881 狀紙上面寫些什麼？ 759 00:37:17,256 --> 00:37:19,213 回大人，好多XX跟OO 760 00:37:19,798 --> 00:37:20,589 故且先念來聽聽 761 00:37:20,631 --> 00:37:21,380 是 762 00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:23,046 我宋李氏跟楊秀珍 763 00:37:23,090 --> 00:37:24,256 現在XXOO縣大老爺 764 00:37:24,298 --> 00:37:25,047 楊秀珍的OO… 765 00:37:25,089 --> 00:37:28,129 等一下，宋李氏 766 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:29,963 楊秀珍的OO代表什麼？ 767 00:37:30,339 --> 00:37:31,255 她老公呀！ 768 00:37:33,298 --> 00:37:33,922 繼續 769 00:37:33,964 --> 00:37:36,629 楊秀珍的OO被人XX 770 00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:39,213 楊秀珍她含X待… 771 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,298 慢著，含什麼？ 772 00:37:41,339 --> 00:37:43,838 含冤待雪呀大老爺 773 00:37:43,881 --> 00:37:46,338 那個字我剛好又不會寫 774 00:37:47,590 --> 00:37:48,298 什麼事？ 775 00:37:48,339 --> 00:37:49,088 來找老婆 776 00:37:49,132 --> 00:37:50,798 找老婆，回家去找 777 00:37:51,674 --> 00:37:53,506 大膽，本人宋世傑宋狀師 778 00:37:53,548 --> 00:37:56,005 平常在這裡進出自由，膽敢攔我 779 00:37:56,257 --> 00:37:58,381 那個時候，你有狀紙在手 780 00:37:58,424 --> 00:37:59,715 現在你有什麼？ 781 00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,464 兩位大哥，方便一下，宵夜我請 782 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:09,381 新任知縣新規矩 783 00:38:09,424 --> 00:38:11,964 閒雜人等，不得進入 784 00:38:14,132 --> 00:38:15,923 要等在這裡等 785 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:22,381 最後是XX大老爺你全家的OO 786 00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:26,172 混帳…真的是狗屁不通 787 00:38:27,632 --> 00:38:29,506 宋李氏，妳家裡沒有人會寫字嗎？ 788 00:38:29,549 --> 00:38:31,173 怎麼沒有，這方圓五百里 789 00:38:31,215 --> 00:38:33,131 誰不知道我老公是 790 00:38:33,174 --> 00:38:35,798 鼎鼎大名的宋狀師宋世傑 791 00:38:36,924 --> 00:38:39,215 怪不得妳這麼了不起 792 00:38:39,258 --> 00:38:42,423 原來妳就是宋世傑的夫人，是吧！ 793 00:38:43,216 --> 00:38:44,049 失禮 794 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:45,090 不算失禮 795 00:38:45,591 --> 00:38:47,048 來人呀！夾刑伺候 796 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:48,090 是… 797 00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:50,049 喂，這夾刑是什麼玩意兒？ 798 00:38:50,091 --> 00:38:52,257 夾刑就是賞妳嘴巴三十下 799 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,174 慢著 800 00:38:53,216 --> 00:38:55,090 我是來告官的，幹嘛打我的嘴巴 801 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:56,674 妳丈夫宋世傑顛倒是非 802 00:38:56,716 --> 00:38:58,340 妳是他老婆，也是刁婦一名 803 00:38:58,383 --> 00:38:59,757 掌妳三十下嘴巴 804 00:38:59,799 --> 00:39:01,506 還是看著妳老公的面子，打 805 00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:03,382 這…這還了得 806 00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:08,715 喂…你是幹什麼？ 807 00:39:12,925 --> 00:39:14,549 別動，再動貼到妳滿臉都是 808 00:39:23,050 --> 00:39:23,924 站住 809 00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:36,467 我是不是好像… 810 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,423 是，好像濟公 811 00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:41,257 那… 812 00:39:41,592 --> 00:39:42,966 想哭就哭吧！ 813 00:39:50,092 --> 00:39:53,675 這個仇不要我說兒子沒有小雞雞 814 00:39:53,717 --> 00:39:55,341 就算連我都沒有小雞雞 815 00:39:55,384 --> 00:39:57,675 我也一定要報 816 00:40:02,717 --> 00:40:04,716 不行…絕對不行 817 00:40:07,175 --> 00:40:08,216 就破例一次 818 00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:09,384 你發過誓的 819 00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:10,259 對… 820 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,591 我常常都在發誓 821 00:40:12,051 --> 00:40:14,633 說實在，我發誓關你個屁事 822 00:40:14,885 --> 00:40:16,592 你現在要動這塊乾隆皇帝 823 00:40:16,634 --> 00:40:18,841 御筆親題的牌匾，就是不行 824 00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:19,675 對… 825 00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:22,632 這塊牌匾影響我們全村的風水 826 00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:23,175 是呀！… 827 00:40:23,217 --> 00:40:24,258 往上的一百年 828 00:40:24,302 --> 00:40:25,593 一直都風調雨順的 829 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:26,342 對呀！… 830 00:40:26,384 --> 00:40:28,091 放上去的時候已經動過了 831 00:40:28,135 --> 00:40:29,384 要影響已經影響了 832 00:40:29,426 --> 00:40:32,884 總之你要動這塊牌匾就萬萬不能 833 00:40:32,926 --> 00:40:34,175 對…不能 834 00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:35,926 老公 835 00:40:37,218 --> 00:40:37,967 不要吵 836 00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,801 老婆，妳上 837 00:40:40,093 --> 00:40:41,509 你親手封的，要親手去拿 838 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,426 去 839 00:40:45,968 --> 00:40:46,759 阿福 840 00:40:55,968 --> 00:40:58,217 阿福，你給我好好的頂著 841 00:41:20,177 --> 00:41:20,926 快點拿 842 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:23,343 拿到了 843 00:41:23,385 --> 00:41:24,259 走 844 00:41:30,511 --> 00:41:32,468 好棒，鐵筆重出江湖 845 00:41:32,511 --> 00:41:34,343 黎民得以伸冤 846 00:41:35,302 --> 00:41:37,468 你媽的，這句話是我講的 847 00:41:37,511 --> 00:41:38,635 你每次都要搶著講 848 00:41:39,927 --> 00:41:41,010 慢 849 00:41:42,177 --> 00:41:43,426 各位請給點面子 850 00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:45,719 聽我老公說幾句話，好不好？ 851 00:41:46,219 --> 00:41:47,551 請大家看看那一邊 852 00:41:49,511 --> 00:41:50,635 別動… 853 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:51,844 這一車的黃金 854 00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:54,260 足夠大家再蓋十座八座這種牌樓 855 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:56,260 要不然大家就分了它囉！ 856 00:41:56,302 --> 00:41:57,468 對，分了它吧！ 857 00:41:57,511 --> 00:42:00,718 不要拿…不要動手… 858 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,594 各位鄉親們，聽我說 859 00:42:02,928 --> 00:42:03,636 這個東西… 860 00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:09,969 宋先生 861 00:42:10,887 --> 00:42:13,178 嘩…何大人 862 00:42:13,803 --> 00:42:14,927 久仰… 863 00:42:15,803 --> 00:42:17,385 不敢…用過飯沒？ 864 00:42:17,428 --> 00:42:18,677 用過了 865 00:42:19,511 --> 00:42:20,260 宋先生 866 00:42:21,553 --> 00:42:22,427 辛苦… 867 00:42:22,470 --> 00:42:23,677 何大人 868 00:42:24,428 --> 00:42:25,635 有勞… 869 00:42:26,053 --> 00:42:26,927 請 870 00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:30,219 宋世傑 871 00:42:30,262 --> 00:42:30,970 來呀 872 00:42:31,012 --> 00:42:32,053 本官未到來之前 873 00:42:32,095 --> 00:42:33,719 就聽說你既是能言善道之外 874 00:42:33,762 --> 00:42:35,053 還能顛倒黑白，是不是？ 875 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,761 你就是那位肚子大得像冬瓜 876 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,886 上下都可以一塊放屁的何汝大大人 877 00:42:38,928 --> 00:42:39,594 你侮辱我 878 00:42:39,636 --> 00:42:41,218 不是我講的，是人家講的 879 00:42:41,262 --> 00:42:43,344 人家說了你就聽，你簡直是飯桶 880 00:42:43,387 --> 00:42:45,011 對，還跟大人同一家工廠 881 00:42:45,054 --> 00:42:45,803 出品的飯桶 882 00:42:45,845 --> 00:42:46,719 我跟你不一樣 883 00:42:46,762 --> 00:42:47,511 有什麼不一樣？ 884 00:42:47,554 --> 00:42:49,011 大家講的話都是聽來的 885 00:42:49,053 --> 00:42:49,969 你我是同行 886 00:42:50,013 --> 00:42:50,762 大膽 887 00:42:51,887 --> 00:42:53,428 不過有的時候也會聽錯 888 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,470 人家都說你像頭豬 889 00:42:55,804 --> 00:42:57,803 依我看…不太像 890 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,553 楊秀珍原籍山西 891 00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:04,802 是什麼原因要到廣州來告官？ 892 00:43:04,846 --> 00:43:06,303 大人你原籍湖南 893 00:43:06,346 --> 00:43:09,220 來廣州做官，又作何解釋？ 894 00:43:11,596 --> 00:43:12,720 你說這蕩婦的丈夫 895 00:43:12,762 --> 00:43:13,470 被他大哥大嫂害死 896 00:43:13,513 --> 00:43:15,387 還冤枉她，有什麼憑證沒有？ 897 00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:17,971 沒有 898 00:43:18,013 --> 00:43:19,262 沒憑沒據，那就是誣告 899 00:43:19,304 --> 00:43:19,887 慢著 900 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:20,638 什麼？ 901 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,054 敢問大人，我是公的還是母的？ 902 00:43:22,096 --> 00:43:22,929 你當然是公的 903 00:43:22,972 --> 00:43:24,638 有沒有真憑實據？ 904 00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:25,845 公就是… 905 00:43:25,887 --> 00:43:27,803 你老婆都娶了，兒子也生了 906 00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:30,053 你這不是公是什麼？這是常理 907 00:43:30,638 --> 00:43:32,470 大人真是英明 908 00:43:32,513 --> 00:43:33,304 嗯，誇獎 909 00:43:33,597 --> 00:43:36,137 她的大伯和大嫂死了個弟弟 910 00:43:36,597 --> 00:43:37,888 弟媳婦又離家出走 911 00:43:38,429 --> 00:43:39,803 如果不是作賊心虛 912 00:43:39,847 --> 00:43:40,930 幹嘛不聞不問？ 913 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:43,471 請問大人，這算不算是常理？ 914 00:43:44,721 --> 00:43:46,553 楊秀珍，妳是不是親眼 915 00:43:46,597 --> 00:43:47,680 看見他們下毒 916 00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:53,304 不是，是我的丫頭阿梅親眼看到的 917 00:43:54,263 --> 00:43:55,845 她看見他們兩個人 918 00:43:56,222 --> 00:43:58,013 親手在湯裡面下毒 919 00:43:58,846 --> 00:44:00,470 我老公喝完那碗湯以後 920 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:04,304 就七孔流血，死了 921 00:44:04,763 --> 00:44:06,720 這個蠢東西還是阿梅提醒她 922 00:44:06,764 --> 00:44:08,638 才在被人陷害之前走出來的 923 00:44:09,181 --> 00:44:10,222 妳還真多嘴呀！ 924 00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:12,221 多嘴是因為關心，關心才會多嘴 925 00:44:12,263 --> 00:44:13,804 所以官字有兩個口呀！ 926 00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:16,138 我老公教我的 927 00:44:29,514 --> 00:44:30,638 真騷貨 928 00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:32,596 大人，是不是有結果了？ 929 00:44:34,597 --> 00:44:37,887 好，本官就暫且受理這件案子 930 00:44:38,264 --> 00:44:39,347 瘦虎肥龍 931 00:44:40,098 --> 00:44:41,430 大人有何吩咐？ 932 00:44:41,472 --> 00:44:43,388 你們二人立即動身前去山西 933 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:45,388 去把楊秀珍的大伯跟大嫂 934 00:44:45,431 --> 00:44:47,430 姚田氏夫婦押回來受審 935 00:44:47,473 --> 00:44:50,472 還有她的丫頭阿梅一齊帶回來 936 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:51,638 遵命 937 00:44:56,848 --> 00:44:57,597 退堂 938 00:44:57,639 --> 00:44:58,555 慢一點 939 00:44:59,723 --> 00:45:01,805 大人，暫請留步 940 00:45:04,181 --> 00:45:06,971 大人，在下我還有一事不明 941 00:45:07,015 --> 00:45:08,472 望請大人給予指點 942 00:45:08,849 --> 00:45:10,015 是嗎？什麼事呀？ 943 00:45:10,306 --> 00:45:11,763 如果有人因事冤枉好人 944 00:45:11,806 --> 00:45:13,180 那他該當何罪？ 945 00:45:13,557 --> 00:45:14,931 那要看被冤枉的那個人 946 00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:16,264 他是什麼人呀？ 947 00:45:16,973 --> 00:45:19,347 斯文人，跟大人德性差不多 948 00:45:19,599 --> 00:45:22,056 是嗎？那重者要告他誹謗 949 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:25,389 就算最輕的也要告他侮辱斯文 950 00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:26,764 要是由你來判 951 00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,056 你會判他什麼罪呢？ 952 00:45:28,515 --> 00:45:29,598 那要看冤枉別人的人 953 00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,889 他是有心還是無意呀？ 954 00:45:31,931 --> 00:45:33,263 就當他是無意 955 00:45:33,307 --> 00:45:35,681 無意也要罰他賠償幾十兩銀子 956 00:45:35,724 --> 00:45:39,473 大人英明，智勇雙全，佩服… 957 00:45:39,516 --> 00:45:40,349 好說… 958 00:45:41,098 --> 00:45:41,681 還有事嗎？ 959 00:45:41,723 --> 00:45:43,180 快一點給錢呀！ 960 00:45:43,974 --> 00:45:45,223 我什麼時候欠你錢呀？ 961 00:45:45,641 --> 00:45:47,348 大人剛剛說我能言善道 962 00:45:47,390 --> 00:45:48,514 顛倒黑白 963 00:45:48,558 --> 00:45:49,266 是… 964 00:45:49,307 --> 00:45:50,806 現在既然受理這件案子 965 00:45:51,099 --> 00:45:52,473 就證明我講的是事實 966 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:53,182 是… 967 00:45:53,224 --> 00:45:55,015 那你不就是侮辱斯文嗎？ 968 00:45:55,308 --> 00:45:58,182 要不你就是是非不分、辦案糊塗 969 00:45:58,224 --> 00:45:59,848 你隨便挑一項承認好了 970 00:45:59,891 --> 00:46:01,348 言重… 971 00:46:04,099 --> 00:46:05,765 拿五十兩銀子給宋先生 972 00:46:05,808 --> 00:46:06,516 是… 973 00:46:06,558 --> 00:46:08,640 小心點，要是張揚出去了 974 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,765 恐怕有辱大人的名聲 975 00:46:14,182 --> 00:46:15,098 真不幸 976 00:46:18,016 --> 00:46:18,849 妳又來了 977 00:46:26,516 --> 00:46:27,140 請 978 00:46:27,183 --> 00:46:28,099 官呀！ 979 00:46:30,349 --> 00:46:31,223 官呀！ 980 00:46:33,141 --> 00:46:34,307 官呀！ 981 00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:55,140 布政司大人 982 00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:57,433 楊知縣，什麼事這麼要緊？ 983 00:46:57,475 --> 00:46:58,558 一定要今天晚上來見我 984 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,724 是這樣的，那邊那兩個公差 985 00:47:01,308 --> 00:47:02,724 一肥一瘦的兩個公差 986 00:47:03,142 --> 00:47:04,266 他們說馬不停蹄 987 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,140 從廣州足足走了三個月 988 00:47:07,183 --> 00:47:09,682 帶著公文來抓你妹妹姚田氏 989 00:47:09,725 --> 00:47:13,266 跟她老公姚大，回廣州去受審 990 00:47:13,517 --> 00:47:15,183 小姐，姑爺 991 00:47:15,226 --> 00:47:16,184 什麼事？ 992 00:47:16,225 --> 00:47:17,349 外面有兩個公差 993 00:47:17,392 --> 00:47:18,599 說是從廣州派來的 994 00:47:18,642 --> 00:47:20,433 要抓姑爺跟小姐你們呀 995 00:47:20,475 --> 00:47:22,557 說有人要告你們謀財害命 996 00:47:23,059 --> 00:47:23,808 娘… 997 00:47:23,850 --> 00:47:25,224 娘… 998 00:47:25,268 --> 00:47:26,475 謀害了誰呀？ 999 00:47:27,559 --> 00:47:28,642 我二叔呀！ 1000 00:47:29,559 --> 00:47:30,517 我妹妹太過份了 1001 00:47:31,017 --> 00:47:32,766 大人，你要想想辦法呀？ 1002 00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:33,850 有什麼辦法？ 1003 00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:35,600 你別發這麼大脾氣 1004 00:47:35,893 --> 00:47:36,976 怎麼說她都是你妹妹 1005 00:47:37,017 --> 00:47:38,183 總得幫她補救一下 1006 00:47:38,226 --> 00:47:39,975 殺人償命，怎麼補救？ 1007 00:47:40,434 --> 00:47:41,891 妳只有我一個女兒 1008 00:47:41,935 --> 00:47:43,309 娘，妳也想想辦法吧！ 1009 00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:44,517 妳也不想看見我死吧！ 1010 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,684 娘也知道就妳這麼一個女兒 1011 00:47:46,726 --> 00:47:48,058 但是怎麼救呀？ 1012 00:47:48,476 --> 00:47:51,308 娘，大哥一向最孝順妳 1013 00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:52,851 他最聽妳的那根… 1014 00:47:53,851 --> 00:47:56,142 那根笛呀！妳幫幫我吧！ 1015 00:47:56,184 --> 00:47:56,933 是呀！娘 1016 00:47:56,976 --> 00:47:57,892 我試試 1017 00:48:09,143 --> 00:48:09,851 那不死定了… 1018 00:48:09,893 --> 00:48:11,559 等一等，我娘在找我 1019 00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:14,475 唷！還真聽他娘的話 1020 00:48:15,018 --> 00:48:16,017 娘… 1021 00:48:16,976 --> 00:48:18,267 娘，妳沒事吧？ 1022 00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:19,101 大哥 1023 00:48:19,352 --> 00:48:20,351 你們兩個喪心病狂 1024 00:48:20,977 --> 00:48:22,018 跪下來就表示真有其事 1025 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:23,559 大哥，救救我呀！… 1026 00:48:24,852 --> 00:48:25,810 你們兩個死有餘辜 1027 00:48:26,102 --> 00:48:27,018 還敢來求我 1028 00:48:27,310 --> 00:48:30,392 大哥罵得對，我是死有餘辜 1029 00:48:30,435 --> 00:48:32,684 妳就當沒生我這個女兒好了 1030 00:48:32,727 --> 00:48:34,059 娘… 1031 00:48:34,102 --> 00:48:34,726 妳這麼說 1032 00:48:34,769 --> 00:48:36,893 不是要把娘的心挖出來嗎？ 1033 00:48:41,227 --> 00:48:42,143 血呀！ 1034 00:48:42,477 --> 00:48:44,268 娘吐血了… 1035 00:48:45,352 --> 00:48:46,018 不會吧！ 1036 00:48:46,394 --> 00:48:47,893 娘… 1037 00:48:49,394 --> 00:48:50,268 你眼睜睜的看著 1038 00:48:50,310 --> 00:48:51,476 你妹妹被人抓去受審 1039 00:48:51,519 --> 00:48:55,060 你袖手旁觀，做娘的不吐血才怪 1040 00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:57,727 這個暖壺我要它幹什麼？ 1041 00:48:57,769 --> 00:48:58,727 讓我凍死算了 1042 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,185 娘… 1043 00:49:00,227 --> 00:49:02,143 這個…利… 1044 00:49:02,186 --> 00:49:05,769 牌…老娘也不打了 1045 00:49:06,102 --> 00:49:07,143 娘… 1046 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:08,769 娘，你聽我說嘛！ 1047 00:49:08,811 --> 00:49:10,393 審這件案的是廣州知縣 1048 00:49:11,728 --> 00:49:13,810 你…你身為一個山西布政司 1049 00:49:14,061 --> 00:49:16,018 連一個廣州知縣都管不了 1050 00:49:16,311 --> 00:49:19,393 我…我不活了 1051 00:49:19,436 --> 00:49:21,310 讓我去死，讓我死 1052 00:49:21,603 --> 00:49:22,644 娘… 1053 00:49:22,686 --> 00:49:24,518 讓我死，不要拉著我 1054 00:49:24,561 --> 00:49:27,101 好了，娘，我就拼著幹 1055 00:49:28,061 --> 00:49:31,143 阿原，阿全，快來呀！ 1056 00:49:31,686 --> 00:49:32,602 來了 1057 00:49:35,436 --> 00:49:36,560 什麼事呀？老夫人 1058 00:49:36,603 --> 00:49:38,227 無論如何，馬上叫縣老爺 1059 00:49:38,270 --> 00:49:40,977 留住廣州來的兩個官差，快去 1060 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,061 是呀！ 1061 00:49:43,020 --> 00:49:45,560 你馬上叫阿原跟阿全火速趕到廣州 1062 00:49:45,603 --> 00:49:47,560 在你妹妹跟妹夫未到之前 1063 00:49:47,604 --> 00:49:48,770 盡量疏通他們 1064 00:49:48,812 --> 00:49:52,145 不管多少錢我都花 1065 00:49:55,978 --> 00:49:57,227 想借我的奶媽是不是？ 1066 00:49:57,270 --> 00:50:00,144 是呀！我這小孫子得了百日咳 1067 00:50:00,187 --> 00:50:01,936 吃好多藥都沒有效 1068 00:50:01,978 --> 00:50:03,352 人家說人奶最靈 1069 00:50:03,646 --> 00:50:04,812 奶媽，妳過來 1070 00:50:04,854 --> 00:50:05,645 大少奶奶 1071 00:50:05,937 --> 00:50:07,186 跟這位大嬸去一趟 1072 00:50:07,229 --> 00:50:08,770 給她的小孫子喂點人奶 1073 00:50:08,812 --> 00:50:10,603 不行，我的孫子二十歲了 1074 00:50:10,646 --> 00:50:11,812 說什麼？ 1075 00:50:11,854 --> 00:50:13,603 人都長這麼大了，還吃我奶 1076 00:50:14,146 --> 00:50:16,395 這樣吧！在妳方便的時候 1077 00:50:16,437 --> 00:50:18,103 妳就給她留一點啦！ 1078 00:50:18,812 --> 00:50:20,769 大少奶奶，我這不是甘蔗 1079 00:50:20,812 --> 00:50:21,853 隨榨隨有 1080 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,644 宋夫人，怎麼辦呀？ 1081 00:50:37,396 --> 00:50:41,145 老公，妳別使那麼大的勁嘛 1082 00:50:41,188 --> 00:50:41,979 知道了 1083 00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:49,687 老婆，來… 1084 00:50:49,729 --> 00:50:50,687 幹嘛！不行… 1085 00:50:50,730 --> 00:50:52,229 來，快點 1086 00:50:52,271 --> 00:50:54,770 不行啦！肚子太大了 1087 00:50:56,647 --> 00:50:58,229 妳這一次肚子怎麼大得這麼快 1088 00:51:00,147 --> 00:51:01,354 妳明知道不允許 1089 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:02,853 就不要叫得這麼騷嘛！ 1090 00:51:02,896 --> 00:51:05,062 弄得…弄得我心癢癢的 1091 00:51:08,646 --> 00:51:10,645 我…我出去，出去… 1092 00:51:11,521 --> 00:51:12,229 我受不了 1093 00:51:13,147 --> 00:51:14,854 喂，煮好杏仁茶了 1094 00:51:16,814 --> 00:51:17,563 宋大嫂 1095 00:51:18,730 --> 00:51:21,145 張大嬸要的人奶，我弄好了 1096 00:51:22,396 --> 00:51:24,228 大家都是女人，用不著害羞 1097 00:51:24,272 --> 00:51:25,355 妳擱在這兒好了 1098 00:51:25,397 --> 00:51:26,313 我叫奶媽拿過去 1099 00:51:26,356 --> 00:51:27,230 好 1100 00:51:32,939 --> 00:51:33,772 老婆 1101 00:51:34,022 --> 00:51:34,896 宋先生 1102 00:51:35,897 --> 00:51:36,938 宋大嫂馬上就回來 1103 00:51:36,981 --> 00:51:37,814 是嗎？ 1104 00:51:39,897 --> 00:51:41,104 杏仁茶這麼快就煮好了 1105 00:51:44,689 --> 00:51:45,938 妳想要喝嗎？妳先 1106 00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:48,688 沒什麼杏仁味 1107 00:51:54,022 --> 00:51:55,021 好重的奶味 1108 00:51:58,730 --> 00:51:59,646 這碗是妳的？ 1109 00:52:00,273 --> 00:52:00,939 是 1110 00:52:00,981 --> 00:52:01,689 什麼東西？ 1111 00:52:01,731 --> 00:52:02,855 奶 1112 00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:04,188 羊奶還是牛奶？ 1113 00:52:04,856 --> 00:52:07,105 人奶，是我的奶 1114 00:52:09,606 --> 00:52:11,522 無論如何千萬不要讓人家知道 1115 00:52:18,856 --> 00:52:19,689 我先出去了 1116 00:52:26,856 --> 00:52:28,522 你這個死傢伙，一定跟她有一手 1117 00:52:28,856 --> 00:52:29,689 沒有 1118 00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:30,939 不承認？ 1119 00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:32,689 打死也不承認 1120 00:52:34,606 --> 00:52:35,480 哼！ 1121 00:52:40,607 --> 00:52:42,523 死色鬼，趁我大肚子去搞女人 1122 00:52:43,315 --> 00:52:45,439 悅來客棧好像是宋世傑開的 1123 00:52:45,899 --> 00:52:47,356 喂，妳知不知道這間客棧 1124 00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:48,314 是不是宋世傑開的？ 1125 00:52:48,356 --> 00:52:49,480 宋世傑？他死了 1126 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:52,439 三八 1127 00:52:53,857 --> 00:52:54,606 這個死宋世傑 1128 00:52:55,148 --> 00:52:56,355 死都死得不是時候 1129 00:52:59,857 --> 00:53:02,731 什麼時候死才是時候呢？請問 1130 00:53:02,982 --> 00:53:03,815 你是什麼人呀？ 1131 00:53:04,232 --> 00:53:05,106 我是這兒掌櫃 1132 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:06,397 要死就早點死 1133 00:53:06,441 --> 00:53:08,232 省得我們從山西白跑到廣州來 1134 00:53:09,191 --> 00:53:10,857 你們是從山西來的 1135 00:53:11,274 --> 00:53:12,023 只有山西 1136 00:53:12,065 --> 00:53:13,564 才可以出這樣優良的品種 1137 00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:15,689 兩位是當官啦！ 1138 00:53:16,066 --> 00:53:17,149 山西布政司 1139 00:53:17,399 --> 00:53:18,482 咦？ 1140 00:53:18,732 --> 00:53:19,648 是我們的老爺 1141 00:53:19,691 --> 00:53:20,774 啊？ 1142 00:53:21,065 --> 00:53:22,189 他特意派我們來 1143 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,440 有重要的公函交給這裡的縣太爺 1144 00:53:24,482 --> 00:53:25,648 這些阿貓阿狗 1145 00:53:25,691 --> 00:53:27,315 你告訴他這麼多幹什麼？ 1146 00:53:27,357 --> 00:53:28,440 討厭… 1147 00:53:28,482 --> 00:53:29,440 不說… 1148 00:53:29,941 --> 00:53:37,190 嘩！原來兩位真的是機…機靈過人 1149 00:53:37,566 --> 00:53:38,982 你們老爺派你們來是為了… 1150 00:53:39,025 --> 00:53:40,899 少廢話，是不是客滿沒房間了？ 1151 00:53:42,483 --> 00:53:43,982 客什麼滿，那是騙人的 1152 00:53:44,316 --> 00:53:45,274 兩位請坐 1153 00:53:45,900 --> 00:53:46,608 別亂摸 1154 00:53:46,650 --> 00:53:48,066 我去收拾一下，出去就來 1155 00:53:48,107 --> 00:53:49,023 去… 1156 00:53:54,524 --> 00:53:56,398 嫂子… 1157 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,524 什麼事？宋先生 1158 00:53:58,441 --> 00:53:59,524 嫂子，妳先別哭 1159 00:54:01,024 --> 00:54:02,190 外面來了兩個男人 1160 00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:03,982 是妳大伯母的大哥派來的 1161 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:05,607 我懷疑他們有詭 1162 00:54:06,941 --> 00:54:08,898 嫂子，妳先聽我說完妳再哭 1163 00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,774 我現在想請妳先把房間讓出來 1164 00:54:10,816 --> 00:54:12,190 我好把房間租給他們 1165 00:54:12,234 --> 00:54:13,608 還可以有機會試探一下 1166 00:54:13,650 --> 00:54:14,608 妳就委屈一點 1167 00:54:14,983 --> 00:54:17,065 沒關係，你還不是為我好嗎？ 1168 00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:23,607 宋先生，你想喝呀！ 1169 00:54:23,650 --> 00:54:25,024 不…妳還是留給令郎 1170 00:54:25,067 --> 00:54:28,024 沒關係，你喜歡喝的話我請你喝 1171 00:54:28,066 --> 00:54:29,107 不要那麼客氣 1172 00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:30,441 妳擠得那麼辛苦，是吧！ 1173 00:54:30,858 --> 00:54:31,524 磨的呀！ 1174 00:54:32,609 --> 00:54:33,150 磨的？ 1175 00:54:33,858 --> 00:54:34,816 杏仁茶啦！ 1176 00:54:35,526 --> 00:54:37,983 妳連杏仁茶都擠得出來 1177 00:54:41,067 --> 00:54:41,733 嫂子 1178 00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:17,525 不要把我的衣服弄皺了 1179 00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:34,192 夜深了，不要鬼聲鬼叫的 1180 00:56:02,527 --> 00:56:04,443 死傢伙，真進了那女人的房間 1181 00:57:08,070 --> 00:57:09,361 你這個死傢伙，你 1182 00:57:11,987 --> 00:57:13,319 是誰在這裡鬼聲鬼叫的？ 1183 00:57:13,987 --> 00:57:14,945 是妳 1184 00:57:16,361 --> 00:57:18,277 三更半夜，妳一個婦道人家 1185 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,194 鬼鬼祟祟，獐頭鼠目的 1186 00:57:20,236 --> 00:57:21,235 像個蕩婦似的 1187 00:57:21,279 --> 00:57:22,611 潛入兩個大男人的房裡 1188 00:57:22,653 --> 00:57:23,819 妳想幹什麼？ 1189 00:57:24,445 --> 00:57:25,486 給我一個合理的解釋 1190 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,194 妳快點說 1191 00:57:29,945 --> 00:57:30,903 妳說嘛！ 1192 00:57:36,112 --> 00:57:38,236 我…我是來借尿壺的 1193 00:57:38,695 --> 00:57:40,694 這算不算是合理的解釋？ 1194 00:57:42,862 --> 00:57:45,069 沒有小雞雞，借什麼尿壺 1195 00:57:46,445 --> 00:57:47,194 不算 1196 00:57:48,112 --> 00:57:51,487 老公，其實我不是來借尿壺的 1197 00:57:52,237 --> 00:57:54,319 我知道，妳以為楊秀珍在裡面 1198 00:57:54,654 --> 00:57:55,778 想找她聊聊天，是嗎？ 1199 00:57:56,237 --> 00:57:57,819 是呀！老公，你真聰明 1200 00:57:58,113 --> 00:57:59,404 當然，難道我會以為 1201 00:57:59,446 --> 00:58:00,279 妳跟她有一手 1202 00:58:00,321 --> 00:58:01,695 我會這樣沒風度去懷疑別人 1203 00:58:01,738 --> 00:58:02,862 妳會不會這麼懷疑我？ 1204 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,902 不會，當然不會 1205 00:58:05,279 --> 00:58:07,236 豈有此理，簡直是惡人先告狀 1206 00:58:07,530 --> 00:58:08,904 告了就告了，還要選黃道吉日 1207 00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:10,778 開玩笑的啦！ 1208 00:58:13,154 --> 00:58:14,028 不要生氣呀！ 1209 00:58:14,071 --> 00:58:14,904 怎麼會呢？ 1210 00:58:15,446 --> 00:58:16,529 對了，這封信上怎麼說？ 1211 00:58:17,155 --> 00:58:19,904 根據這封信，楊秀珍果然是含… 1212 00:58:19,946 --> 00:58:21,820 冤，因為這對姚田氏夫婦 1213 00:58:21,863 --> 00:58:23,945 利用山西布政司的關係 1214 00:58:23,988 --> 00:58:25,362 寫了一封信給何汝大 1215 00:58:25,405 --> 00:58:27,362 想利用五千兩銀子來收買他 1216 00:58:27,405 --> 00:58:28,571 嫁禍給楊秀珍 1217 00:58:28,613 --> 00:58:29,696 真囂張，揍他 1218 00:58:29,738 --> 00:58:30,487 先不要急 1219 00:58:30,822 --> 00:58:32,654 這封信是將來最有力的證據 1220 00:58:32,696 --> 00:58:34,112 我們趕緊多抄一份 1221 00:58:34,155 --> 00:58:36,279 放回原位，免得打草驚蛇 1222 00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:39,529 對呀！老公你果然厲害呀！ 1223 00:58:39,863 --> 00:58:40,737 妳現在才知道 1224 00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:41,696 我一向都知道 1225 00:58:41,738 --> 00:58:42,612 只是嘴巴不說嘛！ 1226 00:58:43,238 --> 00:58:45,112 我以後要妳早中晚，各說一次 1227 00:58:45,655 --> 00:58:46,696 還不許梳高髻 1228 00:58:46,739 --> 00:58:47,613 啊 1229 00:58:47,655 --> 00:58:49,696 更不可以呯哩叭啦揍我 1230 00:58:49,738 --> 00:58:50,446 啊 1231 00:58:51,447 --> 00:58:52,280 還要全聽我的 1232 00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:53,779 重要的我就聽 1233 00:58:53,822 --> 00:58:57,238 那就糟了，以妳的智商來算 1234 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,112 妳怎麼知道什麼是重要的 1235 00:58:59,989 --> 00:59:00,822 乾脆這樣 1236 00:59:00,864 --> 00:59:03,279 以後我只要說麥芽糖這三個字 1237 00:59:03,614 --> 00:59:04,821 妳就要照我的話去做 1238 00:59:05,822 --> 00:59:06,446 啊 1239 00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:11,320 當今世上我最英俊，妳說呢？ 1240 00:59:12,197 --> 00:59:13,155 不好啦！ 1241 00:59:13,448 --> 00:59:14,697 麥芽糖 1242 00:59:17,531 --> 00:59:19,447 麥不麥芽糖，你都是最英俊的 1243 00:59:19,781 --> 00:59:20,447 那還要說 1244 00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:22,614 不要啦！ 1245 00:59:23,198 --> 00:59:23,947 麥芽糖 1246 00:59:24,656 --> 00:59:25,572 現眼報 1247 00:59:37,198 --> 00:59:38,905 這件事原來是這個樣子 1248 00:59:40,323 --> 00:59:44,072 連山西知縣也沒審問過這件案子 1249 00:59:44,115 --> 00:59:45,614 審是沒有審過 1250 00:59:46,072 --> 00:59:47,071 只不過我們老爺希望 1251 00:59:47,115 --> 00:59:48,364 大人可以多多包涵 1252 00:59:48,406 --> 00:59:49,947 喂…被你說完了 1253 00:59:52,198 --> 00:59:54,822 大人，我們二小姐還有姑爺 1254 00:59:55,073 --> 00:59:57,239 正跟著兩個公差前往此地途中 1255 00:59:57,906 --> 00:59:59,822 一切就請大人多多的包涵 1256 01:00:00,532 --> 01:00:01,281 何某為官… 1257 01:00:04,615 --> 01:00:07,155 一向光明正大，兩袖清風 1258 01:00:07,198 --> 01:00:09,239 兩位請回去回復布政司大人 1259 01:00:09,281 --> 01:00:11,030 這件案子看在同僚份上 1260 01:00:11,073 --> 01:00:12,947 何某人一定會盡力而為 1261 01:00:13,282 --> 01:00:14,989 至於這些銀兩，萬萬不能收 1262 01:00:15,031 --> 01:00:16,197 就這樣，先回呀！ 1263 01:00:22,115 --> 01:00:23,239 兩位大人請留步 1264 01:00:23,282 --> 01:00:24,989 這銀兩就擱下吧！ 1265 01:00:25,032 --> 01:00:25,781 什麼事？何夫人 1266 01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,030 你們回去告訴你們大人 1267 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,448 就說我們何知縣謝謝他了 1268 01:00:30,074 --> 01:00:30,948 何知縣不是說 1269 01:00:30,990 --> 01:00:32,073 他是光明正大的嗎？ 1270 01:00:32,365 --> 01:00:33,614 開支太大 1271 01:00:34,032 --> 01:00:34,740 兩袖清風 1272 01:00:34,782 --> 01:00:36,489 兩餐吃風 1273 01:00:38,823 --> 01:00:39,614 臭死了 1274 01:00:41,199 --> 01:00:43,406 厲害…走 1275 01:00:49,366 --> 01:00:52,573 姚田氏夫婦，叩見大人 1276 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:55,240 姚田氏夫婦，你們看一下 1277 01:00:55,282 --> 01:00:57,406 認不認得抱著小孩那個女人 1278 01:00:57,449 --> 01:00:58,573 回稟大人 1279 01:00:58,615 --> 01:01:00,572 她是我二叔的妻子姚楊氏 1280 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,281 楊秀珍不守婦道，謀殺親夫 1281 01:01:03,324 --> 01:01:06,114 還有誣告姚田氏夫婦，該當何罪 1282 01:01:06,158 --> 01:01:07,241 大人 1283 01:01:07,283 --> 01:01:09,115 妳住嘴，先不要說話 1284 01:01:09,991 --> 01:01:10,824 請問大人 1285 01:01:11,116 --> 01:01:12,907 是不是第一次見到姚田氏夫婦？ 1286 01:01:12,950 --> 01:01:14,033 是又怎麼樣？ 1287 01:01:16,450 --> 01:01:17,574 是真的那你就太笨了 1288 01:01:17,616 --> 01:01:18,324 我笨什麼？ 1289 01:01:18,616 --> 01:01:20,115 既然是第一次接觸 1290 01:01:20,158 --> 01:01:21,657 表面上你要做漂亮一點 1291 01:01:22,575 --> 01:01:23,741 我剛才做得不漂亮嗎？ 1292 01:01:23,783 --> 01:01:25,699 對呀！最少也要假裝 1293 01:01:25,742 --> 01:01:26,866 聽完所有的人講話 1294 01:01:27,616 --> 01:01:29,448 人家姚田氏夫婦還沒開口 1295 01:01:29,492 --> 01:01:30,991 你就什麼都知道 1296 01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:33,449 那是不是告訴別人有默契在先 1297 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:36,740 這樣… 1298 01:01:36,783 --> 01:01:38,074 我怎麼說，你就怎麼做 1299 01:01:38,116 --> 01:01:39,490 你這官怎麼當的 1300 01:01:41,116 --> 01:01:43,531 混帳，本官今天不教訓你 1301 01:01:43,575 --> 01:01:45,866 以後就真的不會做官了 1302 01:01:45,909 --> 01:01:46,992 來人，用刑 1303 01:01:47,033 --> 01:01:48,740 大人，有甲乙丙三種刑 1304 01:01:48,784 --> 01:01:49,658 用哪一種？ 1305 01:01:51,158 --> 01:01:51,949 丙啦！ 1306 01:01:51,991 --> 01:01:53,407 慢著，丙是什麼東西？ 1307 01:01:53,450 --> 01:01:54,657 丙就是丙啦！ 1308 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:55,366 先不能丙 1309 01:01:55,409 --> 01:01:56,783 什麼時候輪到女人說話？ 1310 01:01:56,825 --> 01:01:58,699 我老公怎麼說也是個秀才 1311 01:01:58,951 --> 01:02:00,117 他只要一日功名在身 1312 01:02:00,159 --> 01:02:01,283 你就不能說丙就丙 1313 01:02:01,325 --> 01:02:03,491 只要他喜歡有什麼不可以呢？ 1314 01:02:03,534 --> 01:02:04,117 是嗎？ 1315 01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:05,575 還要你說… 1316 01:02:05,951 --> 01:02:08,033 噢！你們想玩手段 1317 01:02:08,075 --> 01:02:10,907 本官就奉陪，當心玩得太大的話 1318 01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:12,699 你們會撐不住，退堂 1319 01:02:12,992 --> 01:02:14,533 天大事我也陪你玩 1320 01:02:15,284 --> 01:02:16,450 你們三位要想清楚 1321 01:02:17,575 --> 01:02:19,157 二叔，你已經十天沒大便了 1322 01:02:19,201 --> 01:02:20,700 你呢？你一個月都沒有睡覺了 1323 01:02:20,742 --> 01:02:23,074 你家人的母豬前幾天難產 1324 01:02:23,118 --> 01:02:24,742 昨天晚上就死了 1325 01:02:24,784 --> 01:02:26,033 完全是宋世傑… 1326 01:02:28,034 --> 01:02:29,200 動過牌樓的風水 1327 01:02:29,243 --> 01:02:30,742 所以才會弄成這個樣子 1328 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:33,324 兩位不管怎麼說是長輩，宋世傑… 1329 01:02:34,701 --> 01:02:36,783 宋世傑這麼做簡直太不給面子 1330 01:02:36,826 --> 01:02:38,575 所以依我說…依我說… 1331 01:02:39,201 --> 01:02:39,867 二叔… 1332 01:02:39,909 --> 01:02:41,533 有什麼話你就講嘛！ 1333 01:02:42,576 --> 01:02:43,575 你就快點說吧！ 1334 01:02:43,618 --> 01:02:44,534 所以是不是應該 1335 01:02:44,576 --> 01:02:45,700 懲戒他一下才對？ 1336 01:02:45,743 --> 01:02:47,950 能不能一次把話講完嘛！ 1337 01:02:52,576 --> 01:02:54,492 小弟就說了，二叔… 1338 01:02:57,035 --> 01:02:58,284 兩…兩位鄉親 1339 01:02:58,743 --> 01:03:02,201 這麼沒有禮貌，走也不通知一下 1340 01:03:02,243 --> 01:03:03,575 革他的秀才是不是呀！ 1341 01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:04,825 你們這麼快就到樓下去了 1342 01:03:08,076 --> 01:03:10,491 我已經講過了，我是秀才打不得 1343 01:03:11,118 --> 01:03:12,909 你只不過是一個區區知縣 1344 01:03:12,952 --> 01:03:14,159 有朝一日我中了舉 1345 01:03:14,201 --> 01:03:16,616 隨時做你的上司，換個花樣吧！ 1346 01:03:17,785 --> 01:03:20,450 你已經不是秀才了 1347 01:03:20,826 --> 01:03:21,742 大學士 1348 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:24,868 老師… 1349 01:03:24,911 --> 01:03:27,451 宋世傑，你動了牌樓的風水 1350 01:03:27,493 --> 01:03:28,950 我就革了你的功名 1351 01:03:28,994 --> 01:03:30,285 大學士，有勞了 1352 01:03:30,327 --> 01:03:31,451 客氣… 1353 01:03:31,494 --> 01:03:33,410 請… 1354 01:03:38,536 --> 01:03:40,410 果然是官官相衛 1355 01:03:40,827 --> 01:03:42,243 想革我秀才是嗎？ 1356 01:03:42,744 --> 01:03:44,201 別以為這樣可以對付得了我 1357 01:03:45,328 --> 01:03:47,119 老婆，把信拿出來 1358 01:03:48,661 --> 01:03:50,160 啊！信在你那裡呀！ 1359 01:03:51,411 --> 01:03:53,910 信在我這裡？不是在妳那裡嗎？ 1360 01:03:54,452 --> 01:03:55,243 在我這裡嗎？ 1361 01:03:55,286 --> 01:03:56,202 等等 1362 01:04:00,202 --> 01:04:01,993 連信都沒有帶，告個屁 1363 01:04:02,411 --> 01:04:05,576 讓一讓…讓開，別擋路… 1364 01:04:06,453 --> 01:04:07,411 你們兩個搞什麼鬼？ 1365 01:04:08,828 --> 01:04:10,119 對了，大人 1366 01:04:10,161 --> 01:04:12,410 我忘記帶一件很重要的東西 1367 01:04:12,453 --> 01:04:13,536 希望你給我一個時辰 1368 01:04:13,578 --> 01:04:14,869 混帳，來人呀！ 1369 01:04:14,911 --> 01:04:15,369 有 1370 01:04:15,411 --> 01:04:16,160 給我打 1371 01:04:16,203 --> 01:04:16,994 慢著 1372 01:04:17,036 --> 01:04:17,785 什麼事？ 1373 01:04:17,828 --> 01:04:19,410 不要說我沒警告過你 1374 01:04:19,453 --> 01:04:21,327 你的事我知道得一清二楚 1375 01:04:21,370 --> 01:04:22,994 只要你敢動我一根汗毛 1376 01:04:23,036 --> 01:04:24,160 那你就會後悔 1377 01:04:24,203 --> 01:04:24,786 打 1378 01:04:24,828 --> 01:04:25,661 慢著 1379 01:04:26,203 --> 01:04:26,786 怕了吧！ 1380 01:04:26,828 --> 01:04:28,077 我要脫了你的衣服打 1381 01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:29,203 才打得剔透點，打 1382 01:04:29,245 --> 01:04:30,119 慢著 1383 01:04:30,369 --> 01:04:31,118 什麼事？ 1384 01:04:31,745 --> 01:04:33,786 你有本事就打得我重一點 1385 01:04:34,119 --> 01:04:36,618 你打得我越重，我就告得你越重 1386 01:04:36,661 --> 01:04:39,285 本官有什麼讓你告的？ 1387 01:04:39,328 --> 01:04:39,994 重打四十 1388 01:04:40,036 --> 01:04:41,035 慢著 1389 01:04:41,829 --> 01:04:44,203 打我四十，太少了吧！ 1390 01:04:44,787 --> 01:04:46,161 帶種的就打我八十 1391 01:04:46,203 --> 01:04:48,077 我就打你的整數一百，打 1392 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:49,453 慢著 1393 01:04:49,495 --> 01:04:50,286 又什麼事呀？ 1394 01:04:50,578 --> 01:04:52,993 沒事，只喜歡湊熱鬧，媽的 1395 01:04:53,453 --> 01:04:54,744 打得你叫媽，打 1396 01:04:56,453 --> 01:04:57,827 慢著 1397 01:04:58,121 --> 01:04:59,037 又誰嚷慢著？ 1398 01:04:59,079 --> 01:04:59,787 阿福 1399 01:04:59,828 --> 01:05:00,744 信在這兒 1400 01:05:01,537 --> 01:05:03,911 師爺，幫我大大聲地念出來 1401 01:05:03,953 --> 01:05:04,786 是呀！ 1402 01:05:07,496 --> 01:05:11,370 老公，我昨天晚上陪你XXXX到天亮 1403 01:05:11,662 --> 01:05:14,619 才知道老公那條XX好厲害 1404 01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:15,953 不會吧！ 1405 01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:18,036 老公，我XX你 1406 01:05:18,787 --> 01:05:20,744 糟了，我拿錯信了 1407 01:05:20,788 --> 01:05:25,121 宋世傑，這封是什麼信？你講 1408 01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:29,494 這封是我老婆寫給我的情書 1409 01:05:29,537 --> 01:05:30,370 狗屁不通 1410 01:05:30,412 --> 01:05:31,786 XX到天亮 1411 01:05:33,662 --> 01:05:34,453 寫信嘛！ 1412 01:05:35,996 --> 01:05:38,245 妳老公哪條XX好厲害呀！ 1413 01:05:38,288 --> 01:05:41,078 是支筆，我不是常告訴妳 1414 01:05:41,121 --> 01:05:43,328 筆是一支支，不是一條條 1415 01:05:43,371 --> 01:05:44,370 我們回家寫字去 1416 01:05:45,288 --> 01:05:46,037 站住 1417 01:05:46,288 --> 01:05:47,037 幹嘛… 1418 01:05:47,497 --> 01:05:48,580 你們兩個玩夠了沒有？ 1419 01:05:48,830 --> 01:05:49,996 來人，打 1420 01:05:50,038 --> 01:05:51,579 不許動，誰敢打我老公？ 1421 01:05:51,871 --> 01:05:52,620 打 1422 01:05:57,455 --> 01:05:58,538 你打 1423 01:05:59,871 --> 01:06:01,120 頂 1424 01:06:02,163 --> 01:06:02,787 大膽 1425 01:06:03,830 --> 01:06:04,996 大膽，公堂之上 1426 01:06:05,038 --> 01:06:06,454 怎麼由得妳亂來，快點走 1427 01:06:06,954 --> 01:06:07,703 我幫你擋 1428 01:06:08,455 --> 01:06:09,163 麥芽糖 1429 01:06:09,205 --> 01:06:10,746 妳說過要聽我話，妳忘了 1430 01:06:11,039 --> 01:06:11,747 就算妳不顧自己 1431 01:06:11,788 --> 01:06:13,079 也要顧肚子裡的孩子 1432 01:06:13,330 --> 01:06:14,996 我說麥芽糖，妳還不走 1433 01:06:15,622 --> 01:06:17,454 好，你等我 1434 01:06:20,121 --> 01:06:21,412 阿福，回去拿信 1435 01:06:22,330 --> 01:06:24,412 你這狗官，這個仇我不報 1436 01:06:24,455 --> 01:06:25,746 我是烏龜 1437 01:06:25,788 --> 01:06:28,203 好，本官就給你個機會 1438 01:06:28,247 --> 01:06:30,413 打完你之後，就押你遊街 1439 01:06:30,456 --> 01:06:32,372 不然你這烏龜不是白做了嗎？ 1440 01:06:32,414 --> 01:06:34,663 師爺，打夠一百下就叫醒我呀！ 1441 01:06:35,497 --> 01:06:36,371 是，大人 1442 01:06:39,455 --> 01:06:42,913 何汝大，五千兩你無福消受呀！ 1443 01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:44,871 你神經病，什麼五千兩？ 1444 01:06:44,914 --> 01:06:47,121 有五千兩，我還用做官，你真是 1445 01:06:47,164 --> 01:06:48,871 就算沒有，官你也要做呀！ 1446 01:06:49,372 --> 01:06:50,704 就是現在沒有才要做呀！ 1447 01:06:50,748 --> 01:06:51,497 我收下了 1448 01:06:53,205 --> 01:06:55,287 收了，老婆妳收了什麼五千兩？ 1449 01:06:55,914 --> 01:06:57,038 布政司的五千兩 1450 01:06:57,456 --> 01:06:59,080 妳真是的，那五千兩 1451 01:06:59,122 --> 01:07:00,413 妳怎麼可以收的？ 1452 01:07:00,873 --> 01:07:03,580 慢著，他怎會知道那五千兩的事？ 1453 01:07:03,623 --> 01:07:04,372 別管那麼多 1454 01:07:04,414 --> 01:07:05,538 把他放了不就是了嗎？ 1455 01:07:05,581 --> 01:07:07,872 不行…現在把他放了 1456 01:07:07,914 --> 01:07:09,121 豈不是不打自招 1457 01:07:10,290 --> 01:07:12,747 既然已經判了，就堅持到底 1458 01:07:13,206 --> 01:07:13,914 找到那封信沒有？ 1459 01:07:13,956 --> 01:07:15,997 沒有呀！我整個房子都找了 1460 01:07:16,039 --> 01:07:17,038 就是沒找著 1461 01:07:25,623 --> 01:07:26,872 大少奶奶，糟了 1462 01:07:26,915 --> 01:07:28,539 大少爺被抓去遊街了 1463 01:07:32,956 --> 01:07:34,622 宋夫人… 1464 01:07:34,665 --> 01:07:36,456 算了…我不告了 1465 01:07:36,499 --> 01:07:37,706 一句話，去還不去？ 1466 01:07:37,748 --> 01:07:38,414 我… 1467 01:07:38,456 --> 01:07:39,247 走啦！ 1468 01:07:56,957 --> 01:07:58,456 大少爺 1469 01:07:58,873 --> 01:08:01,039 到這裡來幹嘛？快點走 1470 01:08:02,748 --> 01:08:03,831 喂…等等我 1471 01:08:04,249 --> 01:08:06,456 我…殺 1472 01:08:11,249 --> 01:08:12,248 怎麼帶大堆人馬來？ 1473 01:08:23,083 --> 01:08:24,582 幹嘛？ 1474 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:29,457 明槍易擋 1475 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,291 暗箭難防 1476 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:45,207 峨嵋劍法 1477 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,291 這個水袋跟我幾十年 1478 01:08:59,334 --> 01:09:00,958 老娘打死你 1479 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,624 老婆，妳沒事吧！ 1480 01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:42,000 老婆 1481 01:09:42,459 --> 01:09:43,916 老公呀！ 1482 01:09:59,501 --> 01:10:00,750 老婆，妳是不是要生了？ 1483 01:10:15,877 --> 01:10:16,668 帶宋世傑走 1484 01:10:16,918 --> 01:10:17,626 楊兄 1485 01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:22,792 大禍了，走 1486 01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:33,291 老婆，妳不要嚇我 1487 01:10:33,335 --> 01:10:34,501 妳現在別生孩子 1488 01:10:34,543 --> 01:10:35,501 生小孩子呀！ 1489 01:10:37,043 --> 01:10:38,084 來，少奶奶 1490 01:10:49,960 --> 01:10:52,834 保護犯人回去，他死了你們就沒命 1491 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,126 退後，全部退後 1492 01:10:57,169 --> 01:11:00,251 用力 1493 01:11:00,294 --> 01:11:02,210 快用點力 1494 01:11:04,502 --> 01:11:06,043 退後 1495 01:11:06,794 --> 01:11:07,877 老公呀 1496 01:11:09,627 --> 01:11:10,335 老婆 1497 01:11:15,044 --> 01:11:17,418 生了沒？小孩子生出來了沒有 1498 01:11:17,877 --> 01:11:20,959 大少爺，大少奶奶生了 1499 01:11:21,002 --> 01:11:22,543 奶媽，生出來的兒子 1500 01:11:22,586 --> 01:11:23,460 有沒有小雞雞？ 1501 01:11:23,502 --> 01:11:25,751 沒有小雞雞的 1502 01:11:32,461 --> 01:11:33,377 你進來幹什麼？ 1503 01:11:33,836 --> 01:11:34,460 喝喜酒 1504 01:11:34,752 --> 01:11:36,793 喝喜酒？這裡不是來探監 1505 01:11:36,836 --> 01:11:38,585 就是來坐監，喝什麼喜酒？ 1506 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,669 不要理他，搞不出什麼花樣來的 1507 01:11:42,045 --> 01:11:45,044 宋狀師，你的犧牲實在太大了 1508 01:11:45,545 --> 01:11:46,336 那還用說 1509 01:11:48,295 --> 01:11:49,711 我現在只想求老天爺 1510 01:11:50,753 --> 01:11:52,752 把我兒子的小雞雞還給我 1511 01:11:56,461 --> 01:11:58,127 女孩子要個小雞雞幹什麼？ 1512 01:12:00,003 --> 01:12:00,836 你說什麼？ 1513 01:12:02,128 --> 01:12:03,002 你再說一次 1514 01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:06,461 我老婆生了個女的 1515 01:12:06,503 --> 01:12:07,377 是呀！ 1516 01:12:08,545 --> 01:12:11,377 老天爺總算給我宋世傑幾分薄面 1517 01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:12,378 我能幫你什麼忙呢？ 1518 01:12:13,128 --> 01:12:13,877 劫獄 1519 01:12:14,461 --> 01:12:15,377 犯法的事我不做 1520 01:12:15,795 --> 01:12:17,919 賤人，你不犯法 1521 01:12:18,296 --> 01:12:20,253 楊秀珍的二哥怎麼死的？ 1522 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:23,002 那是意外，這把扇的主人 1523 01:12:23,045 --> 01:12:24,169 可以幫我證明 1524 01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,295 欺人如欺天，無自欺也 1525 01:12:26,337 --> 01:12:27,961 負民即負我，何忍負之 1526 01:12:28,712 --> 01:12:29,420 是他 1527 01:12:30,295 --> 01:12:31,128 這一次我們有救了 1528 01:12:31,170 --> 01:12:32,003 他是什麼人？ 1529 01:12:32,337 --> 01:12:33,128 都是賤人 1530 01:12:33,878 --> 01:12:34,669 也是賤人？ 1531 01:12:34,713 --> 01:12:36,045 他是官，所以賤 1532 01:12:36,087 --> 01:12:37,086 但是賤得很正直 1533 01:12:37,503 --> 01:12:38,377 他從來不收黑錢 1534 01:12:38,421 --> 01:12:39,545 弄得老婆離家出走 1535 01:12:40,004 --> 01:12:41,170 從此寄情工作 1536 01:12:41,213 --> 01:12:42,712 一年之內連升四級 1537 01:12:42,754 --> 01:12:44,378 現已貴為八府巡按 1538 01:12:44,713 --> 01:12:45,504 那就有得救了 1539 01:12:46,421 --> 01:12:47,212 我們該怎麼做呢？ 1540 01:12:47,254 --> 01:12:48,461 不是我們，是你 1541 01:12:48,504 --> 01:12:50,045 你現在馬上攔轎告狀 1542 01:12:52,421 --> 01:12:53,462 為了正義要犧牲 1543 01:12:54,045 --> 01:12:55,461 我想你應該不會有問題是吧？ 1544 01:12:55,504 --> 01:12:56,670 這點絕對沒問題 1545 01:12:57,087 --> 01:12:57,628 那就行了 1546 01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,046 謝謝 1547 01:13:06,004 --> 01:13:07,336 這把扇子一定要交到他手上 1548 01:13:07,587 --> 01:13:08,253 一路小心 1549 01:13:08,588 --> 01:13:09,795 但是你現在處境很危險 1550 01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:11,170 不怕 1551 01:13:11,713 --> 01:13:12,796 這裡守衛深嚴 1552 01:13:12,838 --> 01:13:14,254 閒雜人等不是隨便說一句話 1553 01:13:14,297 --> 01:13:15,671 就可以進得來的 1554 01:13:15,921 --> 01:13:17,045 你能夠來到這裡 1555 01:13:17,088 --> 01:13:18,254 相信你已經想盡辦法 1556 01:13:18,297 --> 01:13:19,671 歷盡千辛萬苦的 1557 01:13:19,713 --> 01:13:21,420 可是我剛進來只隨便說一句 1558 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,587 喝喜酒的 1559 01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:23,879 好了…我知道你很棒 1560 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:24,754 別那麼耍勁了 1561 01:13:24,797 --> 01:13:26,838 我們要以國事為重，去 1562 01:13:26,879 --> 01:13:27,962 好，告辭了 1563 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,504 幹什麼？ 1564 01:13:35,380 --> 01:13:36,421 探監嘛！ 1565 01:13:36,963 --> 01:13:37,671 探監 1566 01:13:56,588 --> 01:13:57,462 他怎麼會那麼倒霉？ 1567 01:13:57,964 --> 01:13:59,130 倒霉到遊街被人追殺 1568 01:14:00,255 --> 01:14:01,712 要是他死了，那就不得了 1569 01:14:02,214 --> 01:14:03,630 如果他死了，大人擔當不起 1570 01:14:04,089 --> 01:14:04,922 我不知道嗎？ 1571 01:14:05,714 --> 01:14:06,755 多嘴… 1572 01:14:11,256 --> 01:14:12,047 幹什麼？ 1573 01:14:12,714 --> 01:14:13,463 來人呀！ 1574 01:14:13,505 --> 01:14:14,254 幹什麼？ 1575 01:14:14,298 --> 01:14:15,381 還不快追 1576 01:14:15,422 --> 01:14:17,171 人都跑了，現在才去追 1577 01:14:17,215 --> 01:14:18,089 追不出什麼花樣的 1578 01:14:18,131 --> 01:14:19,047 追 1579 01:14:24,173 --> 01:14:25,630 他暈過去了，快點救醒他 1580 01:14:35,506 --> 01:14:36,755 宋世傑，你沒事吧！ 1581 01:14:37,257 --> 01:14:38,798 沒事走兩步給本官看看 1582 01:14:43,715 --> 01:14:44,714 你到底在幹什麼？ 1583 01:14:46,672 --> 01:14:48,129 是你叫我走兩步給你看看 1584 01:14:48,631 --> 01:14:49,963 那你拍兩下手掌給我看看 1585 01:14:50,006 --> 01:14:50,839 好呀！ 1586 01:14:54,548 --> 01:14:55,755 你拍兩下手掌給我看看 1587 01:14:57,548 --> 01:14:59,130 什麼事那麼開心要拍手？ 1588 01:14:59,506 --> 01:15:00,297 你媽有喜了 1589 01:15:04,174 --> 01:15:05,298 難道他真的瘋了 1590 01:15:05,590 --> 01:15:06,881 宋世傑瘋了 1591 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:08,922 宋世傑在牢裡面瘋了 1592 01:15:08,965 --> 01:15:10,006 宋世傑瘋了… 1593 01:15:10,299 --> 01:15:13,506 宋世傑他瘋了…他瘋了 1594 01:15:18,257 --> 01:15:18,673 站住 1595 01:15:18,715 --> 01:15:19,506 坐下 1596 01:15:19,881 --> 01:15:22,255 喂，你在玩什麼？ 1597 01:15:22,673 --> 01:15:23,964 宋世傑抬頭看看 1598 01:15:24,007 --> 01:15:25,798 認不認得手抱嬰孩這個女子？ 1599 01:15:28,715 --> 01:15:29,506 不認得 1600 01:15:30,049 --> 01:15:31,215 真的不認得嗎？ 1601 01:15:32,465 --> 01:15:33,506 抱著 1602 01:15:34,091 --> 01:15:35,049 混帳… 1603 01:15:36,007 --> 01:15:38,173 喂，老公，人家都說你瘋了 1604 01:15:38,465 --> 01:15:39,881 到底是玩真的還是假的？ 1605 01:15:40,424 --> 01:15:41,340 你在玩什麼花樣？ 1606 01:15:41,382 --> 01:15:43,089 妳到底是誰？妳幹嘛倒著講話 1607 01:15:43,132 --> 01:15:44,090 妳這麼沒禮貌 1608 01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:45,257 來人呀，拖出去打 1609 01:15:48,841 --> 01:15:49,965 我看你能夠挺多久 1610 01:15:51,924 --> 01:15:54,339 你還真挺得住，我再踢… 1611 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:55,257 給我 1612 01:15:56,090 --> 01:15:57,797 幹嘛搶我的女兒？還我 1613 01:15:57,841 --> 01:15:59,840 不要吵，本官自有分寸 1614 01:16:00,133 --> 01:16:01,632 宋世傑，現在這兩個女子 1615 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:03,298 都自認是這個嬰孩的母親 1616 01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:05,007 你認為應該怎麼處理呢？ 1617 01:16:05,049 --> 01:16:06,798 幹嘛問我？想耍我 1618 01:16:06,841 --> 01:16:07,715 那倒不是 1619 01:16:07,758 --> 01:16:09,674 本官想問一下你個人的意見 1620 01:16:09,716 --> 01:16:11,048 好讓本官參詳一下 1621 01:16:11,091 --> 01:16:13,132 我可是警告你，別拿我的女兒來玩 1622 01:16:13,717 --> 01:16:15,216 爭什麼爭？把她砍成兩段 1623 01:16:15,258 --> 01:16:16,507 一人給一段不就成了 1624 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:18,924 我把妳踢瘋了，女兒你也有份 1625 01:16:18,966 --> 01:16:19,840 你也有份 1626 01:16:19,883 --> 01:16:21,799 我也有份？那就砍成三段 1627 01:16:21,841 --> 01:16:22,674 我要中間那段 1628 01:16:22,716 --> 01:16:23,674 大鬍子，你有沒有份？ 1629 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:24,716 有呀！ 1630 01:16:24,758 --> 01:16:25,466 關你屁事 1631 01:16:25,716 --> 01:16:26,340 師爺 1632 01:16:26,384 --> 01:16:27,133 在 1633 01:16:27,175 --> 01:16:29,590 宋世傑，現在把小孩分成四段 1634 01:16:29,884 --> 01:16:31,300 分得公公道道 1635 01:16:31,342 --> 01:16:32,383 好 1636 01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:39,923 砍… 1637 01:16:43,509 --> 01:16:46,799 老公，你真的發瘋了 1638 01:16:48,633 --> 01:16:50,715 你砍的是你的女兒 1639 01:16:51,009 --> 01:16:52,800 剛剛說要砍，現在又不砍 1640 01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:54,508 你們真的很無聊，瘋子 1641 01:16:55,217 --> 01:16:57,924 宋世傑，想不到你一輩子聰明 1642 01:16:57,967 --> 01:17:00,507 竟然弄得如此的下場 1643 01:17:00,925 --> 01:17:03,715 就算把你關在牢裡也沒什麼意思 1644 01:17:03,967 --> 01:17:06,133 本官下令，限你三天之內 1645 01:17:06,176 --> 01:17:09,383 全家離開本縣，所有家產充公 1646 01:17:14,009 --> 01:17:15,258 走開… 1647 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:16,841 我就算砍不死你 1648 01:17:16,884 --> 01:17:18,216 也要把你給弄瘋了 1649 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:19,800 看你拿什麼來告我們 1650 01:17:47,260 --> 01:17:48,384 大少奶奶 1651 01:17:52,469 --> 01:17:53,468 除了你身上的東西之外 1652 01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:54,926 所有的東西都不准帶走 1653 01:17:54,968 --> 01:17:56,175 你幹嘛那麼囂張呀！你 1654 01:17:56,802 --> 01:17:57,468 照封 1655 01:17:57,510 --> 01:18:00,384 聽好，妳身上再有東西掉下來 1656 01:18:00,427 --> 01:18:01,301 我們還封 1657 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:09,717 好端端的一個人 1658 01:18:09,969 --> 01:18:12,093 怎麼會變成這個樣子 1659 01:18:13,052 --> 01:18:14,384 不管他變什麼樣子 1660 01:18:15,176 --> 01:18:16,259 他還是我的老公 1661 01:18:22,636 --> 01:18:23,219 老公 1662 01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:24,426 不要吵 1663 01:18:26,094 --> 01:18:27,010 我們走 1664 01:18:27,052 --> 01:18:27,926 是… 1665 01:18:32,261 --> 01:18:34,093 大少奶奶，妳沒有事吧！ 1666 01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:36,552 沒事 1667 01:18:37,594 --> 01:18:38,801 我只是剛剛想起來 1668 01:18:39,303 --> 01:18:40,469 我們結婚十多年了 1669 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:43,842 他從來都沒有跟我說過我愛妳 1670 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:47,301 老婆，對不起，我愛妳 1671 01:18:47,344 --> 01:18:48,718 又來了… 1672 01:18:48,761 --> 01:18:49,552 讓我把你打暈 1673 01:18:49,594 --> 01:18:50,343 打你個死人頭 1674 01:18:50,386 --> 01:18:51,802 他是裝瘋的，快點過來幫忙 1675 01:18:51,844 --> 01:18:52,760 快點 1676 01:18:53,678 --> 01:18:55,302 快點… 1677 01:18:58,469 --> 01:18:59,718 我的女兒 1678 01:18:59,761 --> 01:19:01,010 讓我抱抱… 1679 01:19:03,303 --> 01:19:04,844 你看她比奶媽還大 1680 01:19:05,303 --> 01:19:06,386 再看看 1681 01:19:09,178 --> 01:19:12,553 少了個小雞雞，換回一個雞套子 1682 01:19:15,262 --> 01:19:16,220 你看她好玩著 1683 01:19:17,678 --> 01:19:20,760 我說大少爺，你裝瘋裝得真像 1684 01:19:20,803 --> 01:19:22,260 連我都讓你騙了，真厲害 1685 01:19:22,303 --> 01:19:24,010 連你都騙不了，不如去跳海 1686 01:19:24,469 --> 01:19:27,093 在裡面不裝瘋，死得才難看 1687 01:19:27,928 --> 01:19:30,052 不過這次我沒事，就該他們死 1688 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:31,428 老婆 1689 01:19:32,970 --> 01:19:33,636 妳看 1690 01:19:33,678 --> 01:19:34,761 是信呀！ 1691 01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:35,802 怎麼會在你那裡呢？ 1692 01:19:36,054 --> 01:19:37,261 這封信一直在我身上 1693 01:19:37,303 --> 01:19:38,844 那天你為什麼不交給何知縣 1694 01:19:39,137 --> 01:19:40,803 何知縣？那天在公堂上 1695 01:19:40,845 --> 01:19:41,678 數他的官最大 1696 01:19:41,721 --> 01:19:44,511 要是把信拿出來，他都會把它吃了 1697 01:19:45,804 --> 01:19:47,636 其實我在等一個機會 1698 01:19:48,471 --> 01:19:50,262 我要在八府巡按面前 1699 01:19:51,262 --> 01:19:53,511 把這個狗官的烏紗帽給摘了 1700 01:20:10,137 --> 01:20:11,053 大人，伸冤 1701 01:20:12,429 --> 01:20:13,220 大膽刁民 1702 01:20:13,262 --> 01:20:14,386 居然擋著巡按大人去路 1703 01:20:14,429 --> 01:20:16,886 不管什麼冤情，先打三十大板 1704 01:20:16,929 --> 01:20:18,511 有沒有搞錯？伸冤要挨板子 1705 01:20:44,346 --> 01:20:45,220 原來是你 1706 01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:49,637 官官相衛 1707 01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:52,387 大人，宋世傑出名刁嘴 1708 01:20:52,430 --> 01:20:54,387 顛倒是非，誣告他人 1709 01:20:55,055 --> 01:20:57,137 他是裝瘋欺騙本官 1710 01:20:58,472 --> 01:21:00,138 你是堂堂一名知縣 1711 01:21:00,388 --> 01:21:02,179 怎麼會讓一個秀才在這裡放肆 1712 01:21:02,222 --> 01:21:04,054 大人，我區區一名知縣 1713 01:21:04,096 --> 01:21:05,470 他怎麼會放在眼內 1714 01:21:05,513 --> 01:21:08,012 他四處散播說就算大人… 1715 01:21:09,888 --> 01:21:11,137 我就直說了吧！ 1716 01:21:12,014 --> 01:21:14,055 他說就算大人加上我們三個 1717 01:21:14,305 --> 01:21:15,554 也不是他的對手呀！ 1718 01:21:15,930 --> 01:21:17,762 混帳，區區一個秀才 1719 01:21:18,097 --> 01:21:19,055 難道難倒我們？ 1720 01:21:19,305 --> 01:21:20,679 不是呀，布政司大人 1721 01:21:20,722 --> 01:21:21,846 外面有好多人下重注 1722 01:21:21,889 --> 01:21:24,138 說宋世傑一定打贏這場官司 1723 01:21:27,472 --> 01:21:30,679 好，我倒要看看這個宋世傑 1724 01:21:30,722 --> 01:21:31,721 有多大本事 1725 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:40,763 威武… 1726 01:21:51,056 --> 01:21:53,222 傳宋世傑及有關人等 1727 01:22:06,223 --> 01:22:06,889 謝謝 1728 01:22:08,806 --> 01:22:10,013 謝謝 1729 01:22:15,265 --> 01:22:16,181 請簽個名字吧！ 1730 01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:19,430 這麼捧場呀，謝謝 1731 01:22:32,307 --> 01:22:33,223 巡按大人 1732 01:22:33,806 --> 01:22:35,722 宋世傑，本官提醒你 1733 01:22:36,015 --> 01:22:37,472 你已經不是秀才身份了 1734 01:22:37,932 --> 01:22:40,347 沒錯，見到巡按大人還不下跪 1735 01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:42,639 宋世傑，你分明是藐視王法 1736 01:22:43,598 --> 01:22:45,930 既然幾位大人這麼注重門面功夫 1737 01:22:46,557 --> 01:22:47,848 叫我跪也無妨呀！ 1738 01:22:48,390 --> 01:22:49,681 混帳，尊重朝廷命官 1739 01:22:50,140 --> 01:22:51,347 哪得算是門面功夫？ 1740 01:22:53,098 --> 01:22:54,764 尊不尊重是在心裡頭 1741 01:22:54,807 --> 01:22:56,473 不是在膝蓋上面 1742 01:22:57,724 --> 01:22:58,682 你說是嗎？大人 1743 01:22:58,724 --> 01:22:59,890 宋世傑… 1744 01:23:00,223 --> 01:23:02,638 宋世傑，本官准你不跪 1745 01:23:03,808 --> 01:23:04,724 謝大人 1746 01:23:07,516 --> 01:23:10,056 姚田氏夫婦是怎麼樣 1747 01:23:10,099 --> 01:23:11,473 謀害楊秀珍的丈夫的？ 1748 01:23:11,516 --> 01:23:14,390 何大人，楊秀珍丈夫是怎麼死的？ 1749 01:23:14,433 --> 01:23:15,474 楊… 1750 01:23:16,224 --> 01:23:19,264 大人，楊秀珍的丈夫是被楊秀珍 1751 01:23:19,307 --> 01:23:20,848 氣到吐血而死的 1752 01:23:21,224 --> 01:23:22,848 巡按大人，你都聽到了 1753 01:23:23,933 --> 01:23:24,724 傳陳二 1754 01:23:25,099 --> 01:23:26,015 傳陳二 1755 01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:31,974 說給幾位大人聽 1756 01:23:32,016 --> 01:23:33,307 你是哪人？幹什麼的？ 1757 01:23:33,349 --> 01:23:34,890 山西的仵作，大人 1758 01:23:34,933 --> 01:23:37,348 請問楊秀珍的丈夫是怎麼死的？ 1759 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:38,807 驗過骨頭全黑 1760 01:23:38,849 --> 01:23:40,806 是死於劇毒，大人 1761 01:23:42,433 --> 01:23:44,140 死於什麼？請大聲再講一遍 1762 01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:47,265 死於劇毒… 1763 01:23:50,059 --> 01:23:52,849 你們兩個好狠毒，害死我丈夫 1764 01:23:54,683 --> 01:23:56,265 妳不要哭了，妳就會哭 1765 01:23:56,642 --> 01:23:58,141 下毒的也有可能是妳 1766 01:23:58,183 --> 01:23:59,515 是，有可能是你… 1767 01:24:01,725 --> 01:24:03,849 是呀！要是這樣，你… 1768 01:24:03,892 --> 01:24:04,516 我？ 1769 01:24:04,558 --> 01:24:05,557 關你屁事，你… 1770 01:24:07,392 --> 01:24:09,474 山西知縣，在你管轄之內 1771 01:24:09,516 --> 01:24:11,598 有人死於非命，你居然不聞不問 1772 01:24:11,642 --> 01:24:13,808 這個過失你要負全部責任 1773 01:24:15,017 --> 01:24:16,308 不過你也不用怕成這個樣子 1774 01:24:16,350 --> 01:24:20,016 兇手不是你，是姚田氏夫婦 1775 01:24:20,517 --> 01:24:22,433 大人，冤枉… 1776 01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:24,724 沒有冤枉，既然證實姚二 1777 01:24:24,767 --> 01:24:26,516 是死於劇毒，妳居然說 1778 01:24:26,559 --> 01:24:28,100 被她老婆氣得吐血而死 1779 01:24:28,142 --> 01:24:30,932 如果不是作賊心虛，為何要說謊 1780 01:24:31,392 --> 01:24:32,766 我怎麼知道他氣得吐血死 1781 01:24:33,059 --> 01:24:34,266 還是中毒吐血死呀！ 1782 01:24:34,309 --> 01:24:36,891 分明狡辯，大人明鑒 1783 01:24:38,809 --> 01:24:40,641 就算姚二是中毒而死 1784 01:24:40,684 --> 01:24:42,183 但是也有沒證據證明 1785 01:24:42,225 --> 01:24:43,932 是姚田氏夫婦所幹 1786 01:24:44,434 --> 01:24:45,392 不錯呀！ 1787 01:24:46,893 --> 01:24:49,558 說得也對，傳證人小梅 1788 01:24:49,851 --> 01:24:51,600 傳證人小梅 1789 01:24:51,642 --> 01:24:52,725 我來了 1790 01:24:55,517 --> 01:24:56,849 小梅叩見各位大人 1791 01:24:56,893 --> 01:24:57,892 小梅 1792 01:24:57,934 --> 01:24:59,266 妳就是小梅 1793 01:24:59,602 --> 01:25:00,560 是的，大人 1794 01:25:00,601 --> 01:25:02,767 命案發生以後，妳上哪兒去了？ 1795 01:25:02,809 --> 01:25:04,516 大人，自從二少奶奶 1796 01:25:04,559 --> 01:25:07,433 無故失蹤之後，我就回到鄉下了 1797 01:25:07,476 --> 01:25:09,350 但是當時妳在現場 1798 01:25:09,392 --> 01:25:10,599 將實情說出來 1799 01:25:10,893 --> 01:25:13,767 沒有…當時我不在現場 1800 01:25:14,435 --> 01:25:15,434 妳怎麼可以這麼說呢？ 1801 01:25:15,684 --> 01:25:17,058 一開始是妳告訴我 1802 01:25:17,102 --> 01:25:19,351 是他們兩個下毒害死我老公的 1803 01:25:19,393 --> 01:25:21,017 妳還叫我趕快走 1804 01:25:21,060 --> 01:25:22,809 妳現在為什麼要這麼說嘛？ 1805 01:25:22,852 --> 01:25:24,268 我哪有呀 1806 01:25:29,059 --> 01:25:29,433 還有… 1807 01:25:29,477 --> 01:25:30,476 夠了 1808 01:25:31,310 --> 01:25:33,101 辛苦妳了，妳可以回去休息了 1809 01:25:33,727 --> 01:25:34,268 大人… 1810 01:25:34,310 --> 01:25:36,809 宋世傑，現在還輪不到你 1811 01:25:37,852 --> 01:25:39,226 小梅，繼續說 1812 01:25:39,977 --> 01:25:42,018 我是二少奶奶的貼身丫頭 1813 01:25:42,393 --> 01:25:44,350 二少奶奶平常就好兇 1814 01:25:44,393 --> 01:25:45,725 整天欺負二少爺 1815 01:25:45,768 --> 01:25:47,267 還一拳一拳的打他 1816 01:25:47,519 --> 01:25:48,851 妳… 1817 01:25:49,894 --> 01:25:51,226 有時候，她還叫一些 1818 01:25:51,269 --> 01:25:53,143 不三不四的人回來 1819 01:25:53,186 --> 01:25:55,726 事發當日，小梅並不在場 1820 01:25:55,768 --> 01:25:57,350 但是在前一天 1821 01:25:57,394 --> 01:25:59,185 我聽見她跟二少爺 1822 01:25:59,228 --> 01:26:01,060 在房裡面吵得好厲害 1823 01:26:01,352 --> 01:26:03,559 第二天，二少爺他就死了 1824 01:26:04,144 --> 01:26:06,601 宋世傑，你還有什麼話說？ 1825 01:26:07,977 --> 01:26:08,601 沒有 1826 01:26:09,811 --> 01:26:11,852 大人，現在真相大白 1827 01:26:12,144 --> 01:26:13,976 明明是楊秀珍謀殺親夫 1828 01:26:14,019 --> 01:26:15,685 宋世傑誣告他人 1829 01:26:16,894 --> 01:26:19,851 宋狀師，你不該只有這麼兩下的 1830 01:26:20,353 --> 01:26:21,977 大人果然英明，又被你說中 1831 01:26:23,936 --> 01:26:25,935 這裡有一封信，在事發之後 1832 01:26:26,228 --> 01:26:28,477 山西布政寫信給何汝大大人 1833 01:26:28,852 --> 01:26:30,393 無意中被我取得 1834 01:26:30,436 --> 01:26:31,727 我照樣抄了一份 1835 01:26:33,353 --> 01:26:35,227 那封信的內容呢？ 1836 01:26:35,269 --> 01:26:37,643 內容精彩絕倫，拍案叫絕 1837 01:26:37,936 --> 01:26:39,810 山西布政為了包庇親妹 1838 01:26:39,853 --> 01:26:42,185 謀財害命，用五千兩銀子 1839 01:26:42,228 --> 01:26:44,144 收買何汝大，叫他對這件事 1840 01:26:44,186 --> 01:26:45,810 睜一隻眼，閉一隻眼 1841 01:26:47,186 --> 01:26:49,185 大人，信是收了一封 1842 01:26:49,228 --> 01:26:51,060 只不過布政大人寫給小人說 1843 01:26:51,103 --> 01:26:52,019 按這個實情 1844 01:26:52,061 --> 01:26:54,268 同時叫我秉公辦理而已 1845 01:26:56,270 --> 01:26:57,061 現在那封信呢？ 1846 01:26:57,436 --> 01:26:58,102 不見了 1847 01:26:58,478 --> 01:26:59,227 那就看這一封吧！ 1848 01:26:59,645 --> 01:27:00,436 慢著 1849 01:27:01,228 --> 01:27:02,602 剛才你說信是抄回來的 1850 01:27:02,895 --> 01:27:03,936 那你怎麼寫都行 1851 01:27:04,686 --> 01:27:07,310 我抄回來那封已轉交給何大人了 1852 01:27:07,978 --> 01:27:10,144 現在我手上這一封才是真跡 1853 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:14,269 也是由你說，這封信是真是假 1854 01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:15,270 根本無從稽考 1855 01:27:15,312 --> 01:27:16,311 對字跡，大人 1856 01:27:16,354 --> 01:27:16,937 對 1857 01:27:16,979 --> 01:27:17,895 慢著 1858 01:27:18,603 --> 01:27:19,144 你想怎麼樣？ 1859 01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:22,102 根據大清律例，凡偷看公文者 1860 01:27:22,146 --> 01:27:24,062 要挖去雙眼，是不是大人？ 1861 01:27:24,104 --> 01:27:24,728 是 1862 01:27:25,521 --> 01:27:27,520 大清律例的確有這一條 1863 01:27:28,103 --> 01:27:30,810 宋世傑，你真的偷看公文的話 1864 01:27:30,854 --> 01:27:31,978 就先挖去雙眼 1865 01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:34,061 如果你肯自挖雙眼 1866 01:27:34,104 --> 01:27:35,686 我們就相信這封信是真的 1867 01:27:35,938 --> 01:27:37,312 非常合情合理 1868 01:27:37,770 --> 01:27:39,769 請問巡按大人，你說對嗎？ 1869 01:27:40,687 --> 01:27:41,103 對 1870 01:27:41,145 --> 01:27:42,228 挖 1871 01:27:44,146 --> 01:27:47,145 請問大人，挖別的地方行嗎？ 1872 01:27:47,187 --> 01:27:49,519 大膽，本府面前不得放肆 1873 01:27:50,063 --> 01:27:50,979 刑具伺候 1874 01:27:57,854 --> 01:27:59,061 別玩了，挖不挖？ 1875 01:28:10,105 --> 01:28:10,813 不挖 1876 01:28:11,772 --> 01:28:14,312 混帳，不挖就是誣告他人 1877 01:28:14,604 --> 01:28:16,145 侮辱朝廷命官大人 1878 01:28:16,188 --> 01:28:18,312 根據大清律例，應該怎麼辦？ 1879 01:28:19,397 --> 01:28:20,563 應該割掉舌頭 1880 01:28:20,605 --> 01:28:21,854 刑具伺候 1881 01:28:25,105 --> 01:28:27,187 宋世傑，要不你挖掉雙眼 1882 01:28:27,230 --> 01:28:28,771 要不割掉舌頭，任選一樣 1883 01:28:28,814 --> 01:28:29,730 不能選第三樣 1884 01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:38,354 老公 1885 01:28:40,522 --> 01:28:41,313 用刑 1886 01:28:43,522 --> 01:28:44,230 慢著 1887 01:28:44,272 --> 01:28:44,980 是誰說慢著？ 1888 01:28:45,022 --> 01:28:45,605 我 1889 01:28:45,647 --> 01:28:46,271 什麼事？ 1890 01:28:46,314 --> 01:28:47,147 有人拉屎 1891 01:28:47,188 --> 01:28:47,896 誰呀？ 1892 01:28:47,938 --> 01:28:50,229 我…的女兒拉屎 1893 01:28:50,272 --> 01:28:52,896 大人，請准許我幫我的女兒換尿片 1894 01:28:52,939 --> 01:28:54,146 混帳，公堂之上 1895 01:28:54,188 --> 01:28:56,187 居然做這種事情，你… 1896 01:29:00,022 --> 01:29:01,396 何大人放屁… 1897 01:29:01,981 --> 01:29:03,772 公堂之上，只准州官放屁 1898 01:29:03,814 --> 01:29:05,896 不准百姓拉屎 1899 01:29:05,939 --> 01:29:07,855 你們說這有什麼王法嗎？說說看 1900 01:29:07,898 --> 01:29:10,022 對呀…還那麼大聲，這麼臭 1901 01:29:12,564 --> 01:29:13,980 好…換吧！… 1902 01:29:14,022 --> 01:29:16,313 謝大人，怎麼樣… 1903 01:29:16,606 --> 01:29:18,772 真麻煩，妳幹嘛生個女的 1904 01:29:18,814 --> 01:29:20,021 女的特別喜歡拉屎 1905 01:29:20,064 --> 01:29:22,438 你還敢賴我，自己不多做點好事 1906 01:29:22,481 --> 01:29:23,813 生了十幾個兒子都死掉 1907 01:29:24,147 --> 01:29:27,354 我還不做好事，三八，全都怪妳 1908 01:29:27,397 --> 01:29:28,063 我沒有 1909 01:29:28,106 --> 01:29:29,480 什麼沒有？我還沒講 1910 01:29:29,523 --> 01:29:31,064 一切都是妳，妳只會哭 1911 01:29:31,107 --> 01:29:32,065 我忍妳很久了 1912 01:29:32,106 --> 01:29:33,272 哭得我老婆心都軟了 1913 01:29:33,314 --> 01:29:35,521 我幫妳搞這個案子才弄出這種禍來 1914 01:29:35,565 --> 01:29:36,356 我告訴妳 1915 01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:36,981 現在沒… 1916 01:29:37,023 --> 01:29:37,647 不要吵 1917 01:29:37,689 --> 01:29:38,730 現在最無辜的是我 1918 01:29:38,773 --> 01:29:42,022 幫幫忙，幫我把尿布給扔掉 1919 01:29:42,065 --> 01:29:45,355 搞什麼？有沒有人肯幫忙一下？ 1920 01:29:47,523 --> 01:29:48,689 公堂之上，不得胡鬧 1921 01:29:51,357 --> 01:29:52,356 又是誰呀？ 1922 01:29:53,190 --> 01:29:54,397 還有誰呀？ 1923 01:29:56,356 --> 01:29:57,147 我… 1924 01:29:57,565 --> 01:29:59,231 何大人，你是讀書人 1925 01:29:59,273 --> 01:30:01,147 公堂之上，你檢點一點嘛！ 1926 01:30:01,440 --> 01:30:04,105 我…算了… 1927 01:30:09,732 --> 01:30:11,356 乖…不要哭 1928 01:30:31,566 --> 01:30:32,649 老婆，過來 1929 01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:33,689 啊！ 1930 01:30:34,649 --> 01:30:35,856 怎麼會有一錠官銀呢？ 1931 01:30:36,649 --> 01:30:37,398 何大人的 1932 01:30:38,066 --> 01:30:39,190 我的銀兩為什麼擺妳那兒 1933 01:30:39,774 --> 01:30:40,565 何大人的官銀 1934 01:30:40,608 --> 01:30:41,940 為什麼會在妳身上呢？ 1935 01:30:43,274 --> 01:30:45,231 當然不會平白無辜的，你不要問 1936 01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:46,856 給講出來 1937 01:30:46,899 --> 01:30:47,732 不能講 1938 01:30:47,775 --> 01:30:48,899 現在有什麼不能講呀！ 1939 01:30:48,941 --> 01:30:49,732 不能講 1940 01:30:49,774 --> 01:30:51,231 你我心裡有數就成了嘛！ 1941 01:30:51,483 --> 01:30:53,232 你…你敢勾引我老婆 1942 01:30:53,274 --> 01:30:54,273 我… 1943 01:30:54,316 --> 01:30:55,523 好呀，你這個老不死 1944 01:30:55,566 --> 01:30:56,982 你勾引人家老婆，還說沒有 1945 01:30:57,024 --> 01:30:57,690 我…我沒有 1946 01:30:57,733 --> 01:30:58,732 蕩婦，妳要從實招來 1947 01:30:58,774 --> 01:30:59,690 要不然我浸妳豬籠 1948 01:30:59,732 --> 01:31:01,189 講就講嘛！何知縣買房子 1949 01:31:01,233 --> 01:31:02,774 我是中間人，這個是佣金 1950 01:31:02,816 --> 01:31:03,857 我什麼時候買房子？ 1951 01:31:03,900 --> 01:31:05,399 誰說沒有，村口花旦黃呀！ 1952 01:31:05,441 --> 01:31:07,065 花旦黃？專愛搞女人的花旦黃 1953 01:31:07,108 --> 01:31:08,149 何大人怎麼會認識？ 1954 01:31:08,191 --> 01:31:09,732 何大人不認識，何夫人她買的 1955 01:31:09,774 --> 01:31:11,398 妳跟花旦黃買房子 1956 01:31:11,775 --> 01:31:13,066 我？我沒有呀，老爺 1957 01:31:13,108 --> 01:31:14,315 妳們女人真是沒有良心 1958 01:31:14,358 --> 01:31:15,482 何大人日夜辛勞工作 1959 01:31:15,525 --> 01:31:17,357 賺得又不多，妳拿去貼小白臉 1960 01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:18,483 妳…妳真是的 1961 01:31:18,775 --> 01:31:19,441 房子買多少錢？ 1962 01:31:19,483 --> 01:31:20,441 買了五千兩 1963 01:31:20,484 --> 01:31:22,816 妳居然拿五千兩去倒貼男人 1964 01:31:22,858 --> 01:31:24,774 你不要聽他，我哪來的五千兩？ 1965 01:31:24,817 --> 01:31:25,650 妳沒有五千兩 1966 01:31:26,984 --> 01:31:28,191 那五千兩連我都不敢收 1967 01:31:28,233 --> 01:31:29,774 妳居然拿去倒貼男人 1968 01:31:29,816 --> 01:31:31,607 那五千兩我一分錢也沒有花 1969 01:31:31,650 --> 01:31:32,816 妳撒謊 1970 01:31:32,858 --> 01:31:34,440 山西布政五千兩妳沒用過 1971 01:31:34,484 --> 01:31:35,525 怎麼會在我老婆身上？ 1972 01:31:35,567 --> 01:31:36,858 你有病，山西布政的五千兩 1973 01:31:36,901 --> 01:31:37,817 在我房裡 1974 01:31:37,859 --> 01:31:41,234 山西布政的五千兩在她房裡 1975 01:31:48,984 --> 01:31:50,441 何夫人，煩惱妳了 1976 01:31:50,484 --> 01:31:51,525 妳可以回去睡覺了 1977 01:31:55,192 --> 01:31:55,983 巡按大人 1978 01:31:56,025 --> 01:31:57,774 相信剛剛你都聽得很清楚了吧！ 1979 01:31:58,067 --> 01:31:58,858 宋世傑 1980 01:31:58,900 --> 01:32:00,857 就算我送五千兩銀子給何知縣 1981 01:32:00,901 --> 01:32:02,233 你也不能告我行賄 1982 01:32:02,609 --> 01:32:04,275 我喜歡送錢給他花不行嗎？ 1983 01:32:05,026 --> 01:32:06,775 是不是賄賂有信為證 1984 01:32:07,026 --> 01:32:08,275 你還敢提起那封信 1985 01:32:08,317 --> 01:32:10,982 剛才你故意狡詐，叉開話題 1986 01:32:11,026 --> 01:32:12,817 差點忘了你偷看公文 1987 01:32:12,859 --> 01:32:15,358 理應挖眼割舌，來人，行刑 1988 01:32:15,401 --> 01:32:16,983 挖你的頭，割你個屁股 1989 01:32:19,192 --> 01:32:20,691 我哪有偷看過公文 1990 01:32:21,526 --> 01:32:23,025 剛剛這一封，根本不是公文 1991 01:32:23,776 --> 01:32:25,525 只不過是白紙一張 1992 01:32:26,526 --> 01:32:27,775 他在撒謊呀！大人 1993 01:32:30,651 --> 01:32:32,983 斗膽，公堂之上，亂講大話 1994 01:32:33,026 --> 01:32:34,983 對，公堂之上，亂講大話 1995 01:32:35,026 --> 01:32:37,483 根據大清律例，理應掌嘴五十 1996 01:32:37,526 --> 01:32:38,858 非常樂意接受懲罰 1997 01:32:39,985 --> 01:32:41,359 多送二下給你也沒問題 1998 01:32:41,651 --> 01:32:44,275 不過，真的那封公文 1999 01:32:44,568 --> 01:32:46,234 當時我偷了放在這裡 2000 01:32:46,276 --> 01:32:48,192 但是我沒有看過，所以不用挖眼 2001 01:32:48,235 --> 01:32:51,359 那你就是盜…盜… 2002 01:32:51,401 --> 01:32:54,025 鎮…定…盜竊公文 2003 01:32:54,277 --> 01:32:55,443 根據大清律例 2004 01:32:55,485 --> 01:32:57,984 理應重打一百，充軍五年 2005 01:32:58,027 --> 01:33:01,443 宋世傑爛命一條，早就料到 2006 01:33:01,485 --> 01:33:02,692 你沒有看過那封信 2007 01:33:02,735 --> 01:33:04,984 你怎麼可以一口咬定說我… 2008 01:33:05,027 --> 01:33:06,526 這個行賄呢？ 2009 01:33:09,485 --> 01:33:11,234 說呀！還不快說 2010 01:33:12,402 --> 01:33:13,943 贏了… 2011 01:33:17,111 --> 01:33:20,235 實不相瞞，小弟是假設 2012 01:33:20,985 --> 01:33:23,317 請問大人，在公堂之上 2013 01:33:23,361 --> 01:33:25,110 假設一下，根據大清律例 2014 01:33:25,152 --> 01:33:26,276 應該判什麼罪呢？ 2015 01:33:29,402 --> 01:33:30,068 沒有罪 2016 01:33:31,194 --> 01:33:32,401 真是走運 2017 01:33:32,444 --> 01:33:35,234 不過，其它罪名小弟願意承擔 2018 01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:37,817 但是在這個時候，田大人 2019 01:33:37,861 --> 01:33:39,402 應該為自己澄清一下 2020 01:33:39,861 --> 01:33:42,610 不如就把這封信大聲的念出來 2021 01:33:42,652 --> 01:33:44,151 要是我假設錯誤 2022 01:33:44,194 --> 01:33:46,110 那就是有損幾位大人的清白 2023 01:33:46,153 --> 01:33:47,319 實在罪該萬死 2024 01:33:47,361 --> 01:33:49,735 小弟願意連同妻子女兒 2025 01:33:49,778 --> 01:33:51,235 家丁奶媽人頭落地 2026 01:33:51,486 --> 01:33:52,110 是 2027 01:33:52,527 --> 01:33:53,068 有請田大人 2028 01:33:53,111 --> 01:33:53,569 啊 2029 01:33:53,611 --> 01:33:54,319 快念 2030 01:33:54,361 --> 01:33:56,402 不… 2031 01:33:56,445 --> 01:33:57,652 害什麼羞？念呀！ 2032 01:33:57,694 --> 01:33:58,652 不… 2033 01:33:59,027 --> 01:33:59,985 那由何大人代勞吧！ 2034 01:34:00,028 --> 01:34:01,111 弄掉了，我先撿一下 2035 01:34:01,153 --> 01:34:01,944 那我等你好了 2036 01:34:01,986 --> 01:34:02,694 我要花很多時間 2037 01:34:02,737 --> 01:34:04,278 又掉了，撿起來 2038 01:34:05,236 --> 01:34:06,652 坐下，看你這個樣子 2039 01:34:06,695 --> 01:34:07,736 就知道你不識字 2040 01:34:08,569 --> 01:34:09,527 既然沒有人肯念 2041 01:34:09,570 --> 01:34:11,277 大人，你最公證嚴明 2042 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:12,361 我就請你給代勞 2043 01:34:13,736 --> 01:34:14,735 又掉了，再撿起來 2044 01:34:14,778 --> 01:34:15,444 不用撿了，收工了 2045 01:34:15,819 --> 01:34:16,818 再撿一下… 2046 01:34:24,653 --> 01:34:28,402 各位同僚，我該念還是不該念？ 2047 01:34:34,403 --> 01:34:36,444 我看等一下再念好了 2048 01:34:37,029 --> 01:34:38,320 對，等一下再念也好 2049 01:34:39,404 --> 01:34:40,278 不如不要念好了 2050 01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:41,361 好… 2051 01:34:41,403 --> 01:34:42,361 呸！ 2052 01:34:42,404 --> 01:34:44,236 宋世傑，你想怎麼樣？ 2053 01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:45,528 吐痰兼告官 2054 01:34:49,321 --> 01:34:51,362 先告你山西知縣，在你管轄之內 2055 01:34:51,403 --> 01:34:53,069 有人死於非命，你視若無睹 2056 01:34:53,112 --> 01:34:53,861 失職 2057 01:34:54,695 --> 01:34:55,653 再告你山西布政 2058 01:34:55,696 --> 01:34:57,778 縱妹行兇，知法犯法 2059 01:34:57,820 --> 01:34:59,361 三告廣州知縣何汝大 2060 01:34:59,404 --> 01:35:01,195 貪贓枉法，陷害忠良 2061 01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:02,403 沒事還亂放屁 2062 01:35:04,279 --> 01:35:05,362 順便連你一塊告 2063 01:35:05,779 --> 01:35:06,612 我？ 2064 01:35:06,654 --> 01:35:08,861 不能告嗎？你身為八府巡按 2065 01:35:08,905 --> 01:35:10,779 縱容屬下，辦事糊塗 2066 01:35:10,821 --> 01:35:13,028 枉你自問清如水，明如鏡 2067 01:35:13,071 --> 01:35:15,195 浪得虛名，搞得民不聊生 2068 01:35:15,237 --> 01:35:19,611 怨聲載道，要是我告上朝廷 2069 01:35:19,904 --> 01:35:21,403 包你抄家滅族 2070 01:35:35,738 --> 01:35:36,571 退堂 2071 01:35:38,738 --> 01:35:40,195 舒不舒服呀？宋夫人 2072 01:35:40,696 --> 01:35:41,445 還不錯！ 2073 01:35:42,530 --> 01:35:43,113 這邊 2074 01:35:43,155 --> 01:35:44,029 好… 2075 01:35:44,529 --> 01:35:46,153 宋先生，舒不舒服？ 2076 01:35:46,572 --> 01:35:47,321 嗯 2077 01:35:47,363 --> 01:35:48,362 給我… 2078 01:35:48,780 --> 01:35:50,029 還有什麼不滿意的嗎？宋先生 2079 01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:52,446 你妹妹殺了人呀！ 2080 01:35:53,405 --> 01:35:54,904 砍了她，他媽的，沒人性的 2081 01:35:54,946 --> 01:35:56,487 留在世上沒什麼用，是不是？ 2082 01:35:57,113 --> 01:35:58,071 是… 2083 01:35:58,739 --> 01:36:00,446 宋先生，那我們幾個怎麼辦呢？ 2084 01:36:00,821 --> 01:36:01,820 是… 2085 01:36:05,281 --> 01:36:06,530 宋先生，那我們幾個… 2086 01:36:06,572 --> 01:36:07,488 都砍了吧！ 2087 01:36:09,364 --> 01:36:11,071 何大人，你站得這麼高 2088 01:36:11,113 --> 01:36:13,112 我怎麼聽得到你說話呢？ 2089 01:36:15,656 --> 01:36:17,780 宋先生，現在已經恢復了功名 2090 01:36:17,822 --> 01:36:19,321 況且我們罪不致死 2091 01:36:19,364 --> 01:36:20,322 你們說是不是？ 2092 01:36:20,364 --> 01:36:21,113 是呀… 2093 01:36:21,155 --> 01:36:22,321 幹嘛問我，我怎麼知道 2094 01:36:22,364 --> 01:36:24,030 我又不是什麼，去問個官去 2095 01:36:24,697 --> 01:36:25,904 大人… 2096 01:36:27,572 --> 01:36:29,279 那就革職查辦，你看怎麼樣？ 2097 01:36:29,322 --> 01:36:30,196 是吧！ 2098 01:36:30,489 --> 01:36:31,363 隨便啦！ 2099 01:36:31,405 --> 01:36:33,362 謝謝… 2100 01:36:33,864 --> 01:36:34,822 至於本官… 2101 01:36:34,864 --> 01:36:38,113 你想講什麼，得照規矩來才行 2102 01:36:38,448 --> 01:36:40,739 照規矩，這裡有個位置，這給你 2103 01:36:43,822 --> 01:36:46,196 你認為我應該怎麼辦呢？宋先生 2104 01:36:48,114 --> 01:36:50,446 你們已經照足了規矩，這麼乖 2105 01:36:50,781 --> 01:36:51,822 不會告你們了 2106 01:36:51,865 --> 01:36:52,906 是… 2107 01:37:00,323 --> 01:37:01,281 老婆，我們走了 2108 01:37:01,322 --> 01:37:02,155 好 2109 01:37:09,281 --> 01:37:11,322 老婆，這一票是什麼人？ 2110 01:37:11,782 --> 01:37:12,656 官 2111 01:37:13,156 --> 01:37:15,113 官呀！ 2112 01:37:17,864 --> 01:37:18,780 真是了不起 2113 01:37:31,532 --> 01:37:33,864 老公，好彩當年我叫你 2114 01:37:33,906 --> 01:37:35,863 幫楊秀珍打那場官司 2115 01:37:35,907 --> 01:37:39,031 現在就不怕兒子沒有小雞雞了 2116 01:37:40,157 --> 01:37:42,281 我現在嫌小雞雞太多了 2117 01:37:45,532 --> 01:37:46,698 來，乖，你們都過來 2118 01:37:46,740 --> 01:37:49,155 爹，娘… 2119 01:37:49,199 --> 01:37:50,823 過來…快點… 2120 01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:51,948 過來，你們都站好 2121 01:37:51,991 --> 01:37:53,074 快點… 2122 01:37:55,116 --> 01:37:55,824 慢著 2123 01:37:57,407 --> 01:37:58,031 幹嘛？ 2124 01:37:58,866 --> 01:38:00,323 風水龍脈好像移位 2125 01:38:01,533 --> 01:38:02,324 移到哪裡去了？ 2126 01:38:02,657 --> 01:38:03,531 移到那邊去了 2127 01:38:04,325 --> 01:38:05,283 那我們… 136088

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