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おはよう｡ おはよう｡

Say...

Want to hear something amazing? (Tanaka nickname = Baka)

(Wota ,Baka)

Wait up｡

How much do you think

My panties are worth if I took them off

Even if it's rotting It still came from a highschool girl｡

Ah so you do have some awareness

Save some rot for me at the very least

If an old man is loaded enough

I'd think he'd buy it for upwards of 100,000 yen (About 900$)

Even if that old man has all the money in the world

He still wouldn't buy it

But you see…｡ Your panties are-

Worth nothing

Maybe if…

Maybe if Baka's panties were to be dropped on the road…｡

If that were to happen then…？

It's at a level that would get reported to the Ministry of Environment

Who's panties are an environmental hazard!? Huh！

Let's go now environmental hazard｡

What's an environmental hazard～?｡

Sigh...

〈Children usually say "Those adults don't understand us'〉

〈And the response is usually...〉

〈｢How the heck should I know!!｣〉

〈But I used to be a highschooler too〉

Ackh！ My pinky toe…｡

《I go in front of this classroom every morning-

Praying that at least once (Tanaka nickname, Waseda)

That I won't have any trouble at all》

Help？

Save me！ Save me Sensei！

What the heck are you up to!? Yamamoto！ (Tanaka nickname= Yamai)

I can't… I can't breathe properly！

I'm surrounded by Jet black darkness｡

Stop messing around Unzip right now！

I would if I could！

Homeroom's about to start｡

It hurts my bangs If I try to pull it down｡

How did you even get to school？

I only raised the zipper a while ago

Why would you even wear it before coming to class？

Because...

Don't American superheroes

Look cool!

Yamamoto...

Even to me who has seen the Paris Collection once a year

Can only look at you as a failure of a design

Huh!?

No matter... Just help me out！

Don't move around so much｡ Yeessir｡

Here we go｡

I-i-it hurts！

It''s locked in there tight

Gently please!

I think the only choice is to cut your bangs｡

What！ Is there no other way？

None｡

That can't be!? What about breaking the zipper

If you don't like cutting…｡

Abe｡ Hahaahha…｡

Yamada｡ Present｡

Ueda｡ Present｡

Hahahaha｡ Endo

Yukimura｡ Present

Kikuchi｡ Hahahaha

Hahahaha

Keep quiet over there！

Hey you alright!?

You aren't suffocating are you？

Sensei! Tanaka's face is losing color！

Tanaka？ Are you ok？

Tanaka！ Hang in there！

♬～

Tanakaaa～!!

♬～

《I'm tired》

《This early in the morning my energy is almost out》

Sensei is Kujo Still taking a break｡ (Professor)

Ahh… yes｡

If you leave it like this she might not have enough attendance to graduate｡

I agree...

Just a moment... I'll contact her

Is Kujo speaking？

It's Sawatari｡

How's your health holding up？

I-t's doing well｡

I'm deeply sorry… for being absent again｡ (Nickname,Majo)

Do you think you can finally come tommorow？

It's true that I want to go to school as much as possible

I see...

It's just that if I went there I could end up getting poisoned…｡

Poison huh…｡

Poison？

School is a terrifying place

The dark emotions of human are wandering about

causing me to feel a thick miasma.

Miasma huh...

Miasma?

Has "Nausicaa" come true?

Will it end us all ("Nausicaa valley of the wind reference ")

The atmosphere is stagnant and suffocating

It's suffocating huh…｡

《No don't breathe it in！》

So every every morning I go to school

My legs just refuse to move

You're feet can't move huh...

《The poison! It's the poison acting！》

《The smoke and poison surround the body and cause paralysis！》

Sawatari sensei！ Medicinal herbs！ Medical herbs for Kujo！

Ok？

Good timing Tanaka｡ Pass on these papers to Kujo…｡

♬～

《Being their homeroom teacher…》

I'm not being paid enough for this

≫Cool type…｡

≫Otaku type…｡

≫Tomboy type…｡

Ok ok｡

≫Chuuni type｡

≫Oh！ That girl's so cute！

Loli type huh~｡

U~n! Delicious

≫This one is...

Disgusting！Don't look this way

≫I do not want to look at this ｡ What the heck are you doing!?

Sawatari-sensei｡ Yes｡

Best regards with the student from before I'll leave it all to you

Yes｡ I think it's about time for her to come too.

I'll rely on you to take care of her

so she can quickly fit in class

Sure thing｡ It'll be fi-…｡

I mean… blending in with those-

Girls won't be easy.

Hmm well It could be troublesome

So please take care

Lately many girls have adult-like looks｡

Don't take me the wrong way but

you could be overtaken by your desires and…｡

Stop right there Head teacher｡

Don't underestimate me

Imitations be damned I will only look at genuine college girls

Imitations?

Without hesitation choose between highschool girls with stockingless uniforms

or job-hunters with recruitment suits

The latter one without doubt

Word｡

Transfer student? At this time…｡

I hope it's a decent person Don't you think so?

What's coming out of your mouth｡

What's that smell！ It's barf inducing！ What the heck are you eating？

This one？Garlic chive gyoza flavor｡

It's a limited time flavor｡ It's hella good｡ Want some?

Garlic gyoza in the morning！ -An act of terrorism

Mega cute！ My gosh so stylish！

Settle down～｡

Settle down

It may be sudden but from now on she'll be attending this class…｡

Introduce yourself to everyone

Yes sir

Somehow... she's sparkling

It's the manifestation of girl power itself｡

Did you say 『Gon the little fox』？ (She mistakes gongen = incartation as gongitsune = japanese story)

What? didn't he get shot down after trespassing

How is that good？ -You're completely wrong｡

Nice to meet you｡ My name is Someya Lily

I'm half Austrian from my father's side and half-japanese from mother's｡

Please call me Lily

All right ｡ We are all pleased to you｡

Someya is there anything else you would like to add？

Let's see…｡

The only one's I like are girls｡

I hate males｡

This is…｡

It smells …｡

This sweet scent is…｡

Weirdo Normal

For the time being sit down on the front

seat prepared for you

Please put me at the back

If I wasn't I wouldn't be able to see these cute girls heads from behind

Weirdo｡ Weirdo｡

Weirdo｡ It's decided！

Ok then…Tanaka…｡ -Hmm？

…Sit down next to her｡

Yes

Nice to meet you neighbor-san｡

You're a really strange fellow

Eh ？ I don't really think so？

《Amazing Baka》 《No hesitation》

What was it you said？ "You hate males"｡ How come? tell me.

Why hmmm… Because aren't they dirty existences

Existence？

How should I say this It's cause of my constitution

Constitution

When I touch or get touched by a man

My allergies come out

You serious!? Allergies？

That's right！ Even if it's like this and only touched for a short while

My nose goes sore and I start sneezing

《No way？ Why？》

Why Is there something on my face？

Aaa No… Sorry bout that｡ Can I do it one more time？

Ok…｡

Hey hey… Wait just a moment｡

《This is a bad situation I've ended up in…》

《I can't get off》 (Yamai is stuck on a tree)

《That's strange…》

in anime for example>>

《They make it look so simple To come down》

Yamomoto-san｡

Majime!? How come you're here？

Why you say…

You've been there since lunch time

Are you alright

《She knew!?》

What are you doing in a place like that

Ahh～！ It can't be helped I was seen

I'll tell this only to you

My secret｡ Secret？

I'm watching someone

Watching who?

The transfer student｡

Aahh… Someya-san？

I just can't let her easily

get out of my sight

Why? Is there a problem?

Then I should tell Sensei

It's useless!This isn't something that ordinary humans can interfere with.

The organization…｡

Orgnization？ They are…｡

3-9-3！

《3-9-3？》

And anyways That organization she belongs to is dangerous

《It doesn't sound dangerous in the slightest…》

Um... that 3 something something How many people are there？

You forgot the 3-9

3 and 9…｡

There's 39 people

《The setting is all over the place》

They are indiscriminate of wome and childen

That's why

You should leave here as soon as possible

Don't question it Just go

I understand

♬～

《I'm an idiot～！》

Like I'd just believe that story

Majime?

Hold on to me tightly

Lest go？

1ー2！

♬～

Are you okay？

…Ya｡

Thank you

Then I'll go now｡ -Sure...｡

《So cool～！》

《She just did a superhero landing～！》

《Like an anime！》

♬～

"NaMiPeRo' thanks for the meal

Robo what's "NaMiPeRo'

Who knows？ Maybe it's just an abbreviation of Nakatomi no Kamatari and Tee he he Pero☆(・ω

That's not it

Ah...

Ah It's just BL Manga You really like that stuff huh｡

Wota it's like all the screws on your face are loose｡

Ehhh～？ What's that~？

Nothing can get through to her now｡

I've been thinking this for a while

Wota from anime characters to voice actors to

Pocaripo…｡ -It'sVocaloＰ｡

It keeps changing, you love it all too much｡ If you were to choose what's your favorite？

Eee～？

In Wota's she's hooked on boy on boy action

So can't we say she likes anything that has "Romantic feelings"

Then for example

Does your heart go lovey dovey when you see something like that？

See

Nah no way｡

There's no way that's possible…｡ -I see, so that' how it is

No wait a minute…｡

(Outside)Actually

Sawatari I was wondering if you could

Take on the job of being Club advisor

That' too much... I've just only transferred here｡

No way no way No need to underestimate yourself there

You're already familiar with the ins and outs

Hmmm...

Do you have any hobbies or sports that you like

Me?... Uhmm

Boy's Love Eyes！

♬～

Aahh yes uhmm…｡

♬～

It's…｡

♬～

《Kikuchi…？

《Her stare is intense》

《Did something happen？》

Sensei？

Did you hear what I said？ Yes！

My hobbies are making vocaloid…｡

No no what I mean is！ Vocaloid？

Ahhh～！It's that right that!？

Climbing walls→

Like this right here…｡

That's bouldering ｡

You got only the "Bo" right (Vo is Bo in japanese)

Ehh？ That wasn't it？

Ouch ouch ouch…！

Huh？ My back muscles

Are you alright？

Does it hurt here？

My back muscles…｡

Are you alright?

Is it right here？ -Ahhh～！

No,no,no Impossible not a chance｡

After all that's a tough sell｡

Right~!

I'll go to the toilet for a bit｡ Sure！

Are you ok？

Vice… Principal…｡

This isn't right

We're at school

Isn't it fine｡

If that's what you want sensei…｡

Are you sure？

Is it ok？

Do what you wish｡

FUCK YEAH！ (Waseda X Vice Principal)

Wait a minute｡

What was that？ Ｂ＆ＬEyes｡

I'm scaring myself

The potential of humans It's frightening…｡

Unn...Calm down.

First off let's calm ourselves with "NaMiPeRo"｡

Ok,ok

《Ｂ＆ＬEyes！》

♬～

Huh?

Kikuchi what's the matter？

《Huh？ Wait a minute…》

What the heck？

Ah... Sawatari-sensei｡

Please think about the club activities we we're talking about｡

Ahh… sure thing…｡

《What in the hell!?》

《Sigh～…》

《Each and every one of them-

It's only my class the only clusterfuck》

《I need therapy…》

《I wish for peace and solace…》

《Huh！》

Hey what are you doing！ Huh？

Uhmm…｡

Momoi… What is that？

Eh?

What's up with that lazy looking cat

It's Mochi-nyan｡

There a problem with that!?

Where do they sell those？

Memopads…→

Pens!?

It's tempting…→

Let's just go for the sticky notes for now｡

What!?

There are 5 types!?

Isn't there one with 5 types sold together…｡

くShit…！ I can't choose｡

There's no choice but to buy it all…｡

Wuh!?

Wh-what!?

An alarm clock Mochi-nyan!?

With only one of these alone it already has an horrifyingly awesome power

Wouldn't it be a dream to have all three？

Is this for your home？

No…

It's for a present｡

Understood｡ Please wait for a moment｡

It's meant to be a present for a relative's kid｡

They're triplets… and their birthday｡

Because they're triplets They celebrate birthdays at the same time

I see…｡

Buying my own gifts and opening it by my lonesome

It feels empty...

Now then…｡

All set｡

♬～

So good

♬～

I'm sorry｡

For hitting too hard｡

There there there…｡ Is everything alright now？

Hey！ That guy Wonder who he's talking to？

The heck？ What's with that perverted look｡ Disgusting！

Should we call the police？

Yeah we should!

♬～

〈It's been a few years since Robo-ko came to this house〉

〈Since then-

The household has escaped from poverty〉

〈But one day Robo-ko will have

to leave, get a job and live alone>

〈Yet… even now she has no dreams for the future〉

Sorry for intruding｡

Ahh～！ The teacher has come｡

Thank you｡ -Thanks for coming｡

Please enter｡ -Pardon me｡

Ojou your tutor has come｡

Sensei you've come from very far Thank you very much｡

It's a very fine house so I found it immediately｡

Microorganisms are found everywhere in nature

Bacteria in particular has an

Important role in foods. -I can't take this anymore

Have you heard of fermented foods？ This is too hard...I can't understand anything｡

This isn't too difficult to understand｡

There's miso and yogurt…｡ -I can't do this！

No matter what I do I can't learn this！

Really that child…｡

Roboko-chan right？

What's in that bottle？

My friend｡

Friend？

This is preparation｡ -Preparation…｡

〈Ever since then when the teacher came to teach Ojou-

Robo-ko secretly took lessons

And learned a lot about microbiology from him〉

Take a look｡ ｡

It's really it！

I get to actually see it！

My friendー！

I actually plan to give this microscope to you Robo-ko｡

Huh…？

Reach out for your dream｡

I want to chase them but I have no aspirations to speak of

And I also have no special talent…｡

Microorganisms｡

Eh？

Roboko-chan Don't you like microbes｡

I do like them…｡

You're love for it surpasses any kind of talent｡

What's important Is how you make of it

Sensei…｡

Than~you！ …｡

〈Looking back on it now

Those were the happiest times for Robo-ko〉

Sensei!?

Sensei！

《Sensei… I'll never forget

your teachings！》

Is that a microscope？

〈That was the first meeting with Wase〉

｢The Jetavana's bells voice a mysterious sound｣

《Weird…｡ Until now this has never happened》

《I should only have allergies to men》

《Why is it only Tanaka-san？》

Hey

Maybe…｡ -What is it｡

Ah.. what's wrong ..

Huh？ What do you mean "what's wrong"｡

What's this wall？ Is this supposed to be the Berlin Wall？

Uh this… This was from a drugstore while on my way to school

The tissue was cheap So I bought it without thinking｡

You didn't have to put it there As an obstacle though？

The locker was already cramped ｡

You didn't need to stack it vertically｡

Let's play Jenga｡

I'll go first｡ -Don't touch that｡

I like the way they do it at Ichiran You know that ramen shop｡ ("Ichiran is a famous ramen shop especially for it's segmented booths")

This'll allow me to concentrate in class

Well...It doesn't matter anyway｡

Ehhh!?

Why are you so scared? That's rude｡

It's cause of your face…｡ -My face? Can't do nuthing bout that｡

So what's your problem haah！ Ya pissing me off ！

Suddenly talking like a person from Edo｡

Fine then｡I'll sleep｡

Sleeping？ During class…｡

《That's quick! She's already fast asleep｡》

《I can't grasp… this girl's pace at all》

《But no matter how you spin it She's just an ordinary kid》

《She's not my type but》

I like…｡

《Huh… Like!?》

I like…｡

《Ehh!?》

《I like beef belly What!?》

"What's that even supposed to mean"

Okー！

《What is it tis time？》

《Make-up…》

《Surprisingly That's normal》

《What the heck!?》

《Make-up…》

《Wait That's just normal girl stuff》

《The heck!?》

Wait a minuite you're mixing Natto during break？

Why？ Do you hate natto？

That's not the problem…｡

Why natto In a makeup pouch？

Are you even a real girl？

You're an upbeat woman｡

I don't like this seat anymore

Hello｡

Kujo… Can you come in tommorow？

Sorry

I only managed to get to the school gate…｡

And that was already enough from me for one day…｡

And it takes 2 days for me to recver from that｡

Is it a no go for 2 days？ 《Can't go for 2 days…？》

In the first place…→

I'm really bad at dealing with flesh and blood｡

Don't forget｡ You're also a part of those with"flesh and blood"｡

《2 days…？ Flesh and blood？》

《Is it...？》

《A talk about dry-aged beef？》 (TN Note There's a way to simulate dry-age with Koji,a fermenting agent, in only 2 days)

Well… everyone is waiting for you｡

A seat's reserved｡

《Reserved!?》

《What's this!? I haven't heard of this yet！》

《A gathering to taste dry-aged meat together》

Don't corner yourself

You don't need to keep worrying go all out｡

《Going all out ?They're gonna grill with charcoal aren't they！ It sounds like a BBQ party！》

《It's a BBQ themed get-together！》

See you soon｡

Sawatari-sensei！ Why didn't you tell me about this！

Yes...？

I love aged meat!

Unfair！ It's unfair～｡

It really isn't！

What's the matter？ -What now！ Let go！

♬～

It's the last one｡

Battle

I didn't want to have to this an ugly fight just for one piece of Chocobat｡

It is time…｡

Rock paper scissors！ Ready set go…｡

X！

What do you mean X！ Robo what's that？

This one？ I picked this up earlier on the way to school｡

A dropped police ID This Suzuki is disqualified of being police｡

And why are you even using Suzuki in rock paper scissors？

It's because Suzuki dropped this…｡

Ok then｡

So in that case…｡

Stealing chopstick！

This unsightly battle is…｡

Finally it is｡

Rather than that We have something to do

Then let us go

To save Suzuki｡

I was in deep trouble！

Seriously！ Thank you my benefactors！

And if you like Please take this as well｡

Seriously?

What's this｡

Let's go｡

Hmm this is｡

But it felt just right that he should get to eat ｡ True｡

Have you eaten yen？ I want to eat

Uhmm… Sorry for interrupting｡

Do you know someone called Hisui Kujo？

Kujo…I've heard that before｡

Certainly we're in the same class｡

Isn't that Majo？

I am her little sister Kohaku｡

Seriously！ Twin？

Is that so｡ That is tough｡

There you go｡

Sorry bout that｡ Thank you very much｡

This is Sainotama Girl's Academy Sawatari speaking｡

Yes｡

The police?

Yes… Momoi Saku is my student｡

I understand｡

Sensei isn't Momoi that small and a bit foul mouthed studen't isn't she？

No way is it shoplifting？

Ah no… I'll be out for a moment｡

Skipping school？ Now that you mention it I haven't seen her｡

It does seem she's only come For a few times

At this rate My sister won't have enough attendance

And might get expelled

I know this is troublesome But please

Would you be Friends with my sister？

Friends？ -Ever since back then

She was interested with grotesque things And is more interested

In corpses and occult stories than other Living people

More than real people…｡ -Cadavers…｡

She's not good at communicating

And even when you ask her about Why she doesn't go to school

She'll say things like "It's because I have no friends"

I see｡ -So that's why you wish for us to be friends｡

What what will it be...?

Isn't it fine｡

Really？ -Why not｡

Then we need to strike while the iron is hot I'll immediately call my sister

That's fast lil sis｡

Unlike the older sister The younger one is quite aggressive

Yes that's Why I feel responsible for it｡

Responsible？

They said when we were born

I took all the decent human traits

And my elder sister was left with the dregs

They said some really bad things about you older sis！

Momoi！

Momoi…｡

Sorry for that Sensei Thanks for all the hard work

It's no problem Good work to you to

♬～

《What？ Is this a Matryoshka doll》

It was in the middle of shopping

When she found this lost child

But it seems she also got lost While looking for the other one's home

She even forgot her smartphone at home…｡

Ah Sensei did you know?

It's like when someone tries to persuade another But ends up being the one persuaded instead

I can't take more of this｡

It's like one of those old people jokes

《You should zip it！》

I'll deliver this one home Sensei I'll leave that child to you｡

Truthfully I wanted to call her home

But it seemed no one was there

W-What do you want？

Nothing in particular

You se... about this

You must absolutely Never talk about this with Grandma

Why?

Because I want her to be relieved

that I can go shopping alone

I see…｡

Then... Where you able to shop properly？

Ahhh！

After all of that I wasn't able to buy anything

Say Momoi...

It's good to try your hardest

But it's alright to not rush growing up you know?

Filial piety is good and all but It's ok to be spoiled sometimes｡

Papa…｡

♬～

Momoi… this a little bit...

It's a bit bad if were seen huh…｡

I...It's a bit more from here！ I can go home by myself！

Ok...

《That was close…》

《For a moment there I felt what it's like to have a daughter

It's like a simulation》

《And...It wasn't that bad》

《Before thinking about daughters I got to get married first》

《But before that I need a girlfriend》

《…And even before that my savings》

Like hell！

Everyday being busy Something like an encounter…

Like hell it'll happen!

Onee-chan！

Ahh Majo！ Over here｡

Kohaku what's the meaning of this!?

You said you saw a two legged tsuchinoko (A mythical snake)

So I went in a hurry｡

It's a setup isn't it！

Did you seriously fall for that？

Pleased to make your acquaintance I'm the two legged Tsuchinoko｡

You're just complicating things so shut up｡

I...I'm going home｡

Don't go yet Nee-chan！ Wait up｡

Are you sure about going home?

They all said they'd be your friends Just now

Eh？

Well for now just sit down｡

Should we just go for drinks for now？ -Want to see the menu？

Uh uh uhmm… This…｡

What's wrong？

For a minute Onee-chan come｡

I'll go back home first｡

Eh!?

That's why properly talk to your friends ok?

If you only talk about occult stories you'd be hated

T-Then What else should I talk about…｡

If you use nothing but these 3 words ("That's right","That's funny", "So ute")

For now you can talk to any highschool girl｡ -See ya！

W-wait up！

That's right…｡

That's funny…｡

So cute…｡

Ah Majo

What's this？ Did your younger sister go home？

Th...That's right｡

I see｡

Even though they are twins They're totally the opposite

Th...that's funny

Hilarious.

So cute｡ -Praise｡

In what part!?

Majo well for the time being we're not corpses but

From now on pleased to be your friend\

First off that bag you should put it over here？

Ah that bag over here！

Here｡

It's fine｡ H-heavy！

What's inside this Majo?

Umm this is…｡

What's this?｡ -Fishbones…？

This are…

Nails｡ -Nails!?

Is it yours？

Yes｡

And this one？

These are

Emergency stock

Emergency stock？ What are you even planning to do with it？

Majo you're...

《I forgot to hold back…》

《I'll be hated again》

You're...

Really funny huh！ Hahahaha…！

We're peas in the same pod！

Baka you're a different kind of funny that's for sure｡

Don't fall to the same level as her

ってかさ 話変わるけどさ→

Say are tsuchinokos really that good？ -She changed topics｡

They really are！ -Ah the tension went up｡

Want to go looking for it together next time

You mean it?

Of course I do｡ After all we're friends！

B...but I

Was sure everyone would hate me

Cause I can't converse properly

It's impossible to be liked by everyone Isn't it?

So shouldn't we cherish those who understand

So Majo won't you come to school tomorrow?

Won't you x2

♬～

Endo｡ Present｡

Okumura｡ Yes

Kikuchi｡ Present｡

Kujo…｡

♬～

It's Majo！ Huh？

Kujo…！

Baka-san,Wota-san,Robo-san G-good morning｡

What's with the image change

It looks good on you

I made this all night long

In appreciation for us becoming closer

A friendship bracelet!

I've always wished to get along with people

I knitted that bracelet with my soul｡

Hm？ Hm？ Hm？

It can't be is this…｡

Eh？

My hair｡

It's made from my hair

That;s scary！

Hurry on to your seats｡

Thanks

Ah... Sawatari-sensei｡

How'd you do it？

Eh？

The one who refused to go to school Kujo Hisui

I finally saw her attend｡ What trick did you use?

Uwa... nothing really...

Hey want to hear something amazing

When I was little I had 4 moles here…｡

No don't come near me｡

And then suddenly I

noticed that they combined into one

Amazing！ Let me get that mole to become a part of my collection｡

I didn't do anything myself｡

Is that so｡I wanted to ask for

Secret tricks

《Recently I've been having doubts

about me being a high school teacher…》

《I may have been throwing away my life unexpectedly》

《But maybe it really wasn't all for naught

and dedicating myself to being a highschool teacher isn't bad at all》

《These are my true feelings》

《Blue Heart》

《Please don't ad-lib other peoples monologues》

《Furthermore you're so far away！》

《It's a good class isn't it Sawatari-sensei》

《Yeah…》

Don't forget about the discussion about being a club advisor ok?

〈Children learn many thingsNfrom grown-ups〉

〈But sometimes the reverse can be true〉

Don't come！

What the heck are you doing！ It's the promise of deep fried food last time｡

〈And most of these things are stuff you can do without！〉