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I really can't do it after all｡

If I can just get rid of these glasses

Then my popularity with college girls would skyrocket！

Many adults

Live with their own set of complexes

Vice Principal Aren't your nails too long？

Ahh These ones？ I've always been worried about

How short my pinkies are

But as you can see if you stretch out your nails like so

Then you won't need to be embarassed about having short pinkies.

Even if others won't mind

It would be important to the person concerned

Desperately hiding it and building upon it

(Girisha)It's Ichi-san！ (Doorknob)She's so cool！

But in doing so making it only stand out more

For instance this girl seems to be conscious of her childish looks

What the heck are you looking at huh！

Alright… You can do this｡

To be cleat I was also a highschool girl

Who the heck littered this?

Oi oi...This is supposed to be dried up.

Think about The other's who'll use it！

When factoring

(ｘ－12)×(ｘ＋６)＝０ will become｡

Momoi what's the answer？

Who do you think you're talking to You think you can tell me what to do?

Momoi,What's the answer?

It's 12｡ Correct｡

Then next up｡

Tanaka, What's the next answer？

Tanaka？

What is she scared of answering？>

Tanaka just answer quickly.

It's just unfortunate Sensei.

Picking me while knowing that I can't answer…｡

Aren't you just wasting your time?

Tanaka… this is just middle school stuff｡

What were you doing In those three years？

I was just killing time｡

《For real?》

I can only say this…

I was just popping my acne｡

《Is she for real?》

《No matter what I can't let this girl look down on me…》

♬～

♬～

It's Loli～！ Loli Loli Loli｡

《This voice it can't be…》

Loli Loli Loli～！

You bastard！ I told you not to call me that！

Isn't it fine｡ Isn't it so adorable- (Tanaka nickname Baka)

It's already decided｡ Isn't it just the cutest！

I have had enough talking with you! (Moimoi nickname Loli=little girl)

Oh That's right｡ Waseda called you to come to the teacher's room｡

It seemed urgent

Hey！ You should've said that sooner

Ok I made Loli talk to me, you lose～！ Loli Loli！

Hmm？I don't seem to recall calling you｡

But...Tanaka said

Tanaka did...?

…Nothing sorry to have taken your time｡

Ah...but great timing I have something for you to do｡

What is it?

Please tell Tanaka to submit her career path report｡

Tanaka!

Oh？ What's the matter？

You bastard！ You lied about sensei calling me！

And also you-

Haven't done your career aspirations yet

No way you actually believed that?

Of course I did！ No I mean I decided by myself to go！

Hey I don't think she's happy- (Nickname Robo, Wota)

Being made fun of.

It was because she didn't want to talk with me

Don't think you can just make a fool out of me

If you don't stop a prince riding a white horse Won't come to you in the future

You won't get to experience being told "You're the only one I love" everyday

You regret it now？Go die alone！

Were you serious about that just now…｡ Stop it｡

Loli's dreams are far too precious｡

Hey stop that it's too hot~｡ Sorry about that~｡

I really want a boyfriend｡

Hmmm... I don't even know if I want one

You won't have to say "I love you"everyday-

But on the other hand I don't want to die alone

The city's filled with normal fags How do you even get boyfriends？

Thanks

How do you feel about boyfriends Robo.

That's a great question

Is it really necessary to have a boyfriend

Ee？ What do you mean？

Human's don't need a lover

As long as you have "Doki doki" moments your heart should be satisfied｡ (Doki doki = heartracing)

"Doki doki"？

It says so in this book

Ah...Here it is "Once you become lovers or a couple-

It will only grow cold and downhill from there｡

So in conclusion as long as you have "Doki doki" moments

Human desires can be satisfied without needing to be a couple

I see...I get it now

But you see to get those "Doki doki" moments

You first need to find someone you like right?

A person you like huh...

A guy that I like...

♬～

I can't envision the guy I like In the first place I don't even know what I like

"Doki doki" moments where can I find one～？

Baka what about that person

His eyelashes come out a little too thick It's a pass for me｡

Then... Look at that one

How about that person？

I don't like the way his nose looks｡ It's at a weird angle and looks thin｡

You're too picky

Hey Baka is a squishy one also no good

It's a pass too

Then...

How about a childish one

I wonder How could I even go for that

Aaa～… I'm already tired｡ Aren't there any more of those "Doki doki" moments｡

You can't just give up like that

Just a little more please

Ahh!!! It's Teishotoku-P

What's the matter

A new song from Teishotoku-P！ Amazing！ I'm on Cloud 9！

Teishotoku-P? What's that supposed to be｡

It's Wota's new Vocalo-P obsession (Vocaloid Producer)

But it looks like it isn't popular in the slightest.

This song it's so amazing！ It's so cool｡

Amazing! (x4)

In just listening for a short time My chest is about to burst with excitement！

Say Wota... Why do you like it so much？

I really really love it！ It's also the cooleest thing ever！

So have you ever met before? No never.

Huh!? And you already like him so much even though you've never met…｡

Is your head filled with nothing but flowers

Buzz off！ You haven't even heard it！ It's pretty cool I 'll have you know

And you'll never understand

Cause your head is full of breadcrumbs

M-my head's filled with breadcrumbs

I bet he's a good person

If you met him in person What would you do then?

I'll say… "I love you" I guess！

That's unexpectedly assertive

Ok~！ Time to go home！

I have no time to help You with your "Doki doki" problems

Don't you think that Wota-

Got her "Doki doki" moment

Someone is calling

It's a very nostalgic voice... (Nickname, Yamai = sick in this case chuunibyou)

Yamamoto！

Do you know why you were called here

Nopie nope

Those words don't exist

Maybe it's because I also don't exit

This is the paper that was submitted

Liberal arts

Science

What is this supposed to be

Other's

Both could be it Both could be wrong

It's ok to be in doubt

However I'd be troubled if you don't consult with me

I'm not in doubt at all

Then for now

Do you have any interest or future prospects in mind

Is there anything that piques your interest

Dragons…｡ What did you say just now？

I want to ride a dragon into battle

I also want to be someone's knight

But then an enemy suddenly appears

An enemy with tremendous power and weapons

Please just calm down for a moment

Nevertheless I steel my resolve

But in the end I have to make the ultimate choice

Yes yes sensei is listening right now Science course or Humanities

There was no going back So I decided

To do everything it takes to defeat the enemy and protect my loved one

I don't have much time For the love of god Humanities or Sciences

My lover knew in his heart -

That sacrifices were needed to be made To achieve world peace

That's just the type of person he is

I really have no clue About anything you just said

So... about your choice

Do you want to let your parents come here to choose for you

Ah Humanities please

《It was decided in 2 seconds》

I've always been-

One to take my studies seriously

It's Ninomae-san！ So cool！

Do you want to invite her out?

《Even in middle school only my classmates enjoyed a fun school life》 (Nickname, Majime = Serious)

It's impossible！ "I can't just walk up and talk to her｡

《It's because I only tried to study…》

Hey hey What are your plans today？

First getting tapioca then... Ah- What about karaoke？

《I'm not familiar with girl's talk→

I feel like I've become a boring person》

Ah！You scared me What is it all of a sudden?

My bad｡ There's a research I'm doing about skin pores

Pore research?

I finally understand that in society a girl's popularity

has a corelation to pores

Ah Loli Your pores

Show me in all its glory｡ Go fuck yourself！

Why do I have to show you my pores

《A fish can't be outside water and I'm in the same boat 》

《But…》

《God hasn't abandoned me just yet》

《Aaaa… Saginomiya-san！》

Robo！ Let me see your pores~｡

《I'm not the only weirdo around here！》

《But how should an uninteresting person like me talk to you

I wonder How I should even start the conversation…》

Ah there it is

It's like Seabura(pork fat) I'm sure you can do it like this｡

No way？ I'll show you？

Seabura face！

《Saginomiya-san just smiled?》

《Righ then and there I formed a hypothesis》

《Tanaka's methods were necessary to become friends with Saginomiya》

《Ok then！》

《With the power of factorization

I will solve this conundrum！》

♬～

The smell is sooo bad

くThe smell？ くThat's right！

Robo？ How about you！

♬～

Hey｡

I wonder what that girl Keeps writing on her notes

Hmmm... She seems to be the serious type So isn't she just studying 24/7？

It's tiring to keep track of Tanaka-san…｡

Rain…｡ Even though there was only a 10% chance｡

《At times like this I'm glad I'm serious》

The sun set so suddenly

Sa… Saginomya-san…｡

Would it stop I wonder...

I wonder too

This is bad I don't know what to talk about

《That's right in times like these the Tanaka observation diary should come in handy》

Don't rely on the other party

to start the conversation

or nothing will happen

It could be useless to wait So I will go now｡

Wait a minute！

What is it？

It would be best to wait for it to get weaker…｡

I've decided to only wait for 3 more minutes｡

Even cup noodle only take 3 minutes right｡

Then！ I have an umbrella｡

You should use it

But what about you...

I'll be fine！

I swear！ but…｡

Because I...

I'm the type who likes getting my clothes wet！

Aaa～ It feels so good！

This feeling of stickiness between the clothes and skin is ravishing！

If it rains

365 days a year I wouldn't mind

Then feel free...

The rain!!! IS THE BEST

What an interesting girl

It seems I leveled up into a high level weirdo

♬～

〈Robo-ko Ojou and also me→

It's been a few months since our friendship began〉

〈The father's job has become rare due to the rough seas〉

Itadakimasu

〈We've become bankrupt〉

It's potatoes today？ And there's only one?

I'm sick of this lifestyle!

I'm sorry…！

It can't be helped｡

You should apologize！

Here eat this

I'm already full anyways

Robo-ko

It's only potatoes！

Ah… Wait !

Robo-ko

Ahh… Oji-san｡ (Oji=uncle)

About the thing last time you don't need to be considerate

You don't need to give away your potatoes

But ever since I was small

I've only had microbes for friends

And I don't know how to show emotions

What are you saying

I know for a fact that Robo-ko is a good girl

Here eat this

But this is your

It's alright ok?

Robo-ko

You should know

That we think of you as our own child

That's you don't need to be shy

Thank you

Father

♬～

Just now you called me father right?

Mom！ Mom！

In this way Robo-ko

Despite all the struggles Was able to find a family

〈Let's go！ Robo-ko〉

In order to not be looked down upon

I have to make them my minions

《This is a sly way of going about this

but it can't be helped》

Hey you guys！

Eat up｡ Pocky｡

Here！ Don't hold back｡

I… I'll get one\｡

T… Thanks…｡

Here！ Tanaka too｡

In exchange the nickname Loli should…｡

You…｡ Huh…？

Really that girl I will never forgive her

I'm home~!

I'm home~!

Grandma!

Ahh Saku you already came back

Welcome home I just took down a monster

That's great timing

I bought some snacks So go and get changed

You're shoulders are so stiff Aren't you gaming too much？

It's fine

Never mind that How's school going

Did you make a lot of friends?

You always go straight home after school

I'm glad to get a shoulder massage but

You should go out and have fun with your friends

It's fine

It's because I love Grandma sooooo much

Is that so I'm thankful

Yamamoto… Do you know why you were called here

Well do you？ I known't

That word does not exist in any dictionary Yamamoto

You on today's short test…｡

What the heck is this?

And also the back

What is this all about?

What do these things even mean?

Is it hard to say? You can talk to me about it

A cat…｡ Cat？

At the same time every morning

In the same place there's a black cat

You Why do you not speak to me？

I already know

That is just a disguise

I was talking about the "techniques" behind the test paper

He's definitely a messenger A messenger from a different world｡

Isn't that just an ordinary cat?

That cat has chosen to communicate with me

Yamamoto calm down

In order-

To save this world

A "Secret technique" is required

Then let's pretend that cat is a messenger

Why do you think it would even choose you?

That's why I'm trying to listen to the cat

I want to explode right now…！

Ouch

Ahh… Kujo！

Hey Kujo!

I've been waiting！ Glad you've come｡

(Nickname, Majo=witch)

There's no need to worry｡ Everyone's been waiting！

As I thought I should go back to the forest

The forest?...What?

So little

Why why is it not big

What the hell Grow some more why don'tcha

Didn't I tell you?Grow bigger

It's painful to watch her despair about breasts by hero lonesome

True｡ It has come, Baka's iritated phase

Aren't I the only one！ Shit！ Why does it have to be small…｡

Being in charge of JK>... is tough (Joshi Kousei=High Schooler)

Aaa… It's useless

My irritation can't be contained

Baka, try listening to this It could help you calm down

♬～｢『Hey Want to leave everything behind and run off 』｣ (TN Note: auLelia Teishotoku-P Hatsune Miku)

Uwaa…What the hell This sounds like rotten pineapples

WTF？ That's so rude｡

This is just irksome to the ears！

It's ok to say bad things about to me but don't ever talk to Teishotoku P-sama like that

Shut up！

Shit！ This is pissing me off！

The irritation sometimes spreads

Sensei, are you holding up？

Here some shumai (Chinese dimsum with meat filling)

The taste is incredible Isn't it?

Carelessness leads to green peas

I'm mad｡ Huh？

Ahh no…｡ What I mean is

You can still remove it when it comes as toppings

Although if it comes with omurice or croquettes-

You can't do anything About it

What's the matter sensei your hands are trembling

I hate carrots too

In mixed vegetables carrots are a usual sight

Why is it that way？ Are they even that good

How can green and orange be together like that

Isn't it alright to just eat it？

But I like corn way too much！ Aa…｡

Should I buy cup ramen before heading home

Ah, It's a new flavor

Looks delish

《There it is！An owner who whats to be seen》

《Why does it need to be the front?》

《Can you even make all of this by yourself？》

《Tell me》

The total comes to 950 yen Here it is, thank you very much

Please wait for a moment

《Are you blind? There are customers lining up》

Leader help please

Ye~s

The total's 258 yen｡ Do you have a point card？

None

《Stop asking everytime If I have one I'd already have it out》

Starting this month you can now use Pay Pay Pay (Japanese prepaid card e.g Weibo)

You have an extra Pay！ There's only two Pays

｢My one-sided prayer to you｣

♬～｢My auLelia｣

…Ouch｡

♬～

How could such a good song be lambasted by that idiot.

But listening to this makes me feel so much better

What should I do!? I should send a message

I hope someday we can meet face to face

I didn't know that Akane-san was such a cute person

♬～

It's decided！ Sending it now！

Impossible impossible impossible｡ but…｡

♬～

It just won't rise huh…｡

There was a time when I thought becoming a famous P (P=Vocaloid Producer)

Would lead me to dating a college student…｡

Yah that's not fucking happening

I'm surrounded by highschoolers everyday

It's never happening

If it were to happen anyways It would be bad

Bad...

Yah that's right I'm glad I didn't

Freedom！ Who cares what I do Money?No need for that shit

I'm a public servant it flows in like water｡

I'm glad！\Being single is the best!

The new song is so sublime it's the best I've been listening to it everyday I love you the most. -Akane

I got a reply!

Wait

｢I am always greatful for your support｣

｢Thanks to that I can forget All the bad things that happened today｣

｢I'll work had to create new songs for Akane｣…！

Seriously seriously? oh my ! oh my!oh my!

Ahh! I could faint right now

And he even called me "Akane-san"｡

Akane-san…｡

Sound's like a highschool girl

It's just my imagination

You see-

The cup ramen I had yesterday was so delicious

That old man did a good job

Ahh~Wota listen

Yesterday the cup ramen I had was so amazing

What do you think it was？ Salt flavored｡

Impressive！ How did you know？ Who knows｡

The irritation phase is now over

《Today Tanaka-san Seems a little sad》

《As for the reason why

It might be due to the fact that the midterms are here》

2 sheep… 3 sheep…｡

Tanaka-san counts sheep...

You scared me

Please stop doing that all the time｡

I have a request！

Lend me all your notes ,assignments,and handouts for all the subjects｡

If I lent them to you What would you do with it？

I would copy it word for word

So that even if I fail every subject…｡

You failed everything！

So you've been studying properly｡

So there's no need for supplementary lessons！

Alright!

...Is how it would go No way

It's more efficient to just study than to do all those things

Majime You overestimate my study capabilities｡

Observe

English 12 points｡ Japanese11 points｡ (Out of 100)

History 13 points… Social studies 10 points？

Mathematics… １point!?

How is it

This is...

A royal straight flush

Wait if I get 3 more failing grades Then Waseda will-

Have me choose between after school supplementary lessons or a crew cut

As I told you｡ Please calm down

Of course You won't be doing it for free

How about I give you Two Tanaka-style fried chicken

How should I even respond to that

You drive a hard bargain！ How about three of it then

Here you go

Sorry about this,I'll return it as soon as possible｡ Ok｡

Now that I think about it

Fried chicken is too delicious

It's loved by everyon young and old

Wouldn't it be nice if it becomes the global currency

Global currency?

The total cost is 3 fried chicken

《Listening to Tanaka-san...

is driving my sense of self to the gutter…》

《Sa-Saginomiya-san！》

《What an alluring sight》

《Your sighs are like toilet air fresheners！》

A problem …｡

What's the matter？

Recently It's not coming out…｡

《Long live constipation！》

《Oh no wait！ I have to continue this conversation

Or she'll think I'm boring！》

《Today is the day！》

Seabura-face！

《Today's the day！》

Umm！ …Huh？

Uhmm

Fried chicken is delicious don't you think?

Huh?

Everyone likes it

That's why...

It would be nice if it became the currency of the world

I don't understand

Tanaka-san

What's the difference between me and her？

Is it timing？ Was it something I said？

Anyway I have to recover｡

Huh

It's not here

"Tanaka observation diary"

Oh no!

If Tanaka-san Were to see that notebook｡

It would make me look like I'm obsessed with Tanaka

It would make me look like a stalker

What do I do?

Are you sure you're ok? I'm fine

Life is a long road of battles

Today is just one of those days

Is that so...

《Did Tanaka-san not come？》

《Did she run away？》

《But then she'd have to do supplementary lessons…》

《Wait that's not the problem here！》

《The notebook...the notebook！》

You're late

What is wrong with your head

A crew cut is too little so I went full bald

Ouch｡ Supplementary Lessons｡

Sorry about that！ even though you lent them to me

Majime's notes were too detailed for me to handle

The moment I opened it I fell asleep after only copying 1 line

But thanks anyways

《Today I'm grateful for taking things too serious…》

Stop that seriously！ Hmmm～！

Huh?

It's missing

Not here it's not anywhere

Monster hunting is making me numb

Saku forgot something？

That's so unlike her…｡

Hey hey look at that！ A wild grandma has appeared｡

Don't say that\ like she's a monster

Maybe That's Loli's grandmother

You see before

I saw her walking hand in hand at the food court with Loli

Maybe this is urgent?

Maybe she came to see the face of her granddaughter before passing on

She looks lively enough｡ Ah she's entering｡

I'm going｡ Baka？

I wonder where the 1st year classrooms are？

Hey Gramms！

Gramms You're Loli's grandma right ？

Loli？

I'm actually classmates with her ,Tanaka｡

Tanaka-san？ then does that mean that Loli is Saku？

Yes yes！ But grandma why'd you go out here？

Aahh… There's something that I wanted to give Saku

I was thinking of delivering it I see

Want me to hand it over?

That's so sweet of you

In exchange Give my oranges or baked potatoes

Not every grandma in the world carries oranges or potatoes

Come on gramma

It's a good deal isn't it?

I'm not that easy

I'm a bit peevish now I'll go look at my granddaughter school｡

Ouch…｡ Are you alright？

Loli

Huh where'd she go

《I don't want to get yelled at for forgetting my gym clothes…》

《But there's no one I can borrow from in other classes》

Oh my what's the matter？ Is it something bad？

Sorry it was nothing

Gramms what do you usually do？

I imagine all grandmas around the country just relaxing｡

Let me see... right now I'm addicted to VR games and such

Especially monster hunting｡ Ehh for reals!?

I want to hunt monsters too Can I visit sometime？

It's alright

But I think it's better to play outside with your youth｡

Let's talk about Loli Do you have any embarassing stories from her past｡

For example giving your dog a nail polish

Then her mother getting angry

Do you want to hear it？ Of course！

Saku wasn't like that

And besides It's only just the two of us

It's only the two of you?

Saku was only 8 years old

When her father transferred to Germany

I don't want to go！ Cause grandma won't come！

It's doesn't mean we won't ever get to meet You can come back to Japan sometimes

No way！ Absolutely never！

I'll remain here in Japan with grandma

To tell you the the truth she want's

to meet her parent

She's only putting up a front

But she does have a great grandma｡

What about you Tanaka-san？ Don't you have a grandma？

She died before I was born

That's why I keep thinking that I want one myself

Is that so｡

♬～

How's Saku been doing at school？ How so？

She's a good child

But she's embarassed About looking young

That's why she developed quirks

Grandma!?

Ahh Loli！ We finally found you｡

Grandma What are you doing there？

Saku｡ Loli！

Your grandma is alive｡ Isn't that nice～｡

Don't kill me off just yet

What are you doing with grandma

Relaxing on the stairways

It's because gramms Was roaming about

That's why I captured her

Stop that it's disgusting\

Why'd you have to depend on someone like Tanaka ｡

She didn't do anything strange did she？ Did she touch you or anything？

Tanaka's being treated like a pervert She's not wrong

She told me some good stories

But it wasn't funny enough

I didn't say anything to should make you laugh

What did you talk about

It's more embarassing than you being naked｡

Stop right there

Spit it out

Forget everything you heard

No｡No chance at all｡

I will never forget anything besides studying

Please I'll give you Pocky again｡ Pleaaase！

No way！ Saku！

Where'd you get those gym clothes？ Isn't it a little too big｡

Ahh I forgot mine at home｡ I borrowed some from another class｡

Saku？ By yourself？

Ah!

C-c-can I please borrow that

It might not fit… but if it's alright with you｡

I didn't even have to speak｡ I was like a God～｡

Is that so｡ I'm glad｡

Oh by the way Grandma Why'd you come？ Is there something the matter？

Well→

I just thought I wanted to see your school after walking around

Ahh is that so

Well actually she…｡

I suppose it's time for me to take my leave｡

For then and from now on keep taking care of my dear Saku

Leave it to us gramms

I don't feel like making friends with you specifically

(Wota and Robo)I totally get thatー｡ Why me…

Loli-chaaan whyy？ tell me？

Loliiii

You're a mega pervert｡ Loli-chaan…｡

♬～

(Friends group chat) Chibi meet as at 6:00.... You should stop with that nickname~I'm not the same as before

It's not like

When we were smaller (Reply)You got me there

♬～

♬～

Being old won't keep me down just yet

Here

Alright!

Loli your face looks so cute｡

That's why I don't like it

Huh why so？ I was praising you！

〈There are advantages in trying to overcome complexes〉

〈But on the flip side…〉

〈Aahhhh！〉

〈Life isn't that sweet〉

A transferee!? I like

Girls｡ Pervert｡