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Hey... Want to hear something awesome

Everytime someone says that leads to a letdown

I swear it really is awesome

If I have to say how awesome...

Fine I get it just spit it out

You see

Don't you think that we're at the primetime of our life

Wait wait wait

I promise this will be good so hear me out

Looking at us We have mediocre looks Shitty personalities

And no one would even bat an eye to us even as flattery

But my dear friends we do hold one weapon in our arsenal

That's right Our youth

Lining up for Tapioca Even if you don't want to drink→

Getting likes on SNS By taking pictures-

Youth! Yes Youth! It's God's gift to us all！

Isn't this the time to act

With this powerful weapon we're at full power

Shouldn't we work now or we can't get a boyfriend For the rest of our lives!

So how about it That was shocking revelation right

Don't you feel we need to rush｡

Wow｡ Right？

You really are retarded

Uh... Robo what do you think?

It's amazing

I knew would get me Ro-

Amazing how you overestimate yourself in calling yourself mediocre

Is what I think｡

Um..Wota Wota?

Give me a boyfriend!!!

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Bread is Bread

But you can't eat underwear (Pun Pan = Bread Pantsu = Underwear)

A highschool girl is a highschool girl but

Let me step back a little ｢What are highschool girls

Is something thats been asked a lot recently

Once upon a time I also used to be a highschool girl…〉

No way…？ (April)

What's this？

How can this happen

What are you looking at?

Ummm

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Why？

Why are there only girls here

That's because this is a girl's school｡

What did she say？

This is a girls school

Then that means…｡

This is a girl's school！ It's not co-ed!?

It's in the name of the school (Sainotama Girl's Highschool)

You should've Noticed that when you first took the entrance exam！

I thought that was only just a name.

I want to meet boys So badly｡

When entering highschool

I should have had my first boyfriend

I don't see where the problem is｡

Well then the seniors, juniors and OBs are all girls !? (OB=old boys ,graduates,retirees)

It's not OB it's ＯＧ｡ (Old girls)

You should have told me these kinds of things first

Then if that's the case I can only look forward to the teachers｡

A young and handsome teacher

And also the PTA will be held at the end of the month

Please prepare accordingly.

Well then everyone

Here's to another year of teaching

It will be a pleasure｡

Ah Sawatari

This is the first time You're in a girl's highschool right?

Yes That's right

Well they do say Girl schools are a unique sort of place

And also to people like Sawatari-sensei

Who are young Good looking and handsome…｡

Well

You might be sometimes teased by the students

But please don't think of it the wrong way and try your best

Naturally

At this phase of life the kids heads are up in the clouds

And they want to try to be like grown ups

Well everybody has phases like that

I'm sure the girls will grow up to be fine co-

Co-?

Our jobs is to ensure that they grow up to be fine women

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Uhm, I am Sawatari the homeroom teacher for class 1-2.

No way…｡ So cool…｡

I agree.

He's here a handsome teacher is finally here…！

First things first there is something you all need to know｡

《Thank God》

《The new teacher seems to be great》

I-

Only like highschool girls

W-what? What did I just hear?

I've been feeling glares of envy and

Hatred because of My job at a girl's school

I have some friends who say stuff like

"Nobody will find out if you feel her up" and "Gimme her number"

But I will say this again

I only like college girls｡

《Sa… Sawatari-sensei… What are you saying to the class!?》

I graduated from a big name university-

I'm good looking. 27 years old. Single. Girlfriend none

And that is truth.

You may never experience any sort of love for me but-

Please keep in mind.

To not even inch towards that direction.

One more thing

It might seem cold-

But I don't recommend male teachers to do this sort of thing

There are only two choices if you wish to engage in that matter

And even then the public might not even approve.

《Se… Sensei!?》

If you spend a lot of time in a confined space like this girl's school.

Anyone could fall under the illusion

Of falling in love with just about anybody.

…Let me be the first to say｡ Stop it right now｡

《E...？》

《Even I could be the target of highschoolers love？》

《Whaaat？》

First of all even holding hands could be seen as a crime.

If you get reported It's all over…！

THIS IS WHY ROMANCES WITH HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS ARE ALL FUCKING LIES！

It's only full of risks! FUCK!!

Ha…｡

That is all｡

《He's no good》 《Hopeless》

《No good》 《No good》

(In unison) This guy is definitely no good!

《Sawatari-sensei Only told them his hobbies》

《There's nothing wrong with his self-introductions》

《Even if someone were to personally ask me whether I liked college girls or not I'd say...》

《Wait what am I thinking!?》

《Im not like that…》

《I'll just trust him, nothing wrong with being a college girl addict 》

Atsushi Nakajima

Was a novelist born in 1842

And wrote while working as a highschool teacher

Sigh...

《Sagonimya is looking so serious taking notes…》

《Huh？》

《A maze？》

《And what's more It's a pretty complex looking one！》

《She's a… genius！》

((ｘ＋ｙ－ｚ)×(ｘ＋ｙ＋ｚ)…｡

《I wonder what Kikuchi is thingking about～？》

《It's probably something about BL》

《She really has nothing but BL in her head…》

《Poor girl》

Oi Tanaka｡

Were you listening to anything that I just said？

You've been staring for a while now｡

What are you thinking about right now？ Spit it out！

Huh…right now?？

I was thinking about BL stuff｡

…Ah that's not it！

It was Kikuchi-san that's thinking about BL not me｡

What!?

Is that so...？Kikuchi｡

Uh.. no I'm not

No way！ No way！ Absolutely no way I'm thinking that！

Hmmm？

Let us translate｡

"Tom are you ready for the quiz tommorow？"

(Sigh...)

《No way？ She's crying？》

《No she just…！》

《She just finished her own maze- (Become immortal and enter eternal solitude)

And fell into despair！》

Ha… hahaha…！

《…Or not!?She's actually happy》

I just noticed something…｡

We aren't popular

I wonder what the cause is.

At this rate our life as JK will be over

Don't you guys feel sorry for ourselves？

So from now on I'll try talking with other people.

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Hey hey！ You！

Yes you! Aren't we in the same claass？

Are you really a 1st year?？

Don't you get mistaken for a grade schooler

Heyー！ Take that back！

Is it alright if I call you Loli？

Wh… wh… What!?

Isn't it alright it's cute right｡

Hell no｡ Of course not｡ Not cute at all！

W...What are you trying to do｡

Nothing to be scared of Nothing to be afraid of

Are you ok？

See… You were just afraid right？

Stop messing around.

Hey bastard

Stop doing these rude things or else

You're the only one this year-

that Santa won't visit！

…Why the silence？

Im the stupid one… right？

H-hey!? Wait up stop！

Oi｡

Stop doing that！ It's not funny！

Un..

Hey you we're in the same class right？

Huh…？

Is that right？

And even if I was

I don't have any intention of making friends with anyone｡

Sorry but I just like being alone｡

But if you're one of the Dragon people I won't mind｡

Hey just wait up！

Can I take that off？ Can I？ It's fine right！

Cut it out！

If you remove this magic seal

This world will fall into ruin and despair｡

Are you really injured？ Let go of me！

Dost thy know no fear!?

You… really are sick｡

Ha ha…｡

Is it me that's sick Or is it the world｡

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Why is it like that｡

Why is there only a line on the name plate｡

Huh？

Aahhh… It's because that's my last name｡

Your last name!? How do you read it？

Bou…？ Bou？ Yokobou？

Minus？ Hiku！

It's pronounced as Ninomae with the kanji for Two and before｡

Ninomae？

It is what it is

Aahh～ I get it｡

It's pretty weird I know I get that a lot.

It seems there are about 400 people with that surname nationwide

It seems to be common around Kumamoto and Niigata｡

There are many theories on how it came to be

I've heard that it could have come from Ichinomura,Ichinotsubo,Ichinosho

What's the matter？

U… Unbelievable…｡

Unbelievable… Impossible… No way…｡

I'm deeply sorry So so sorry…！

It's all my fault…！ I wasn't looking｡

Your stuff fell… but I'll help…｡

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These things are used for my ceremonies.

Too bad there wasn't anyone

I'm glad we're friends！

…

So here it is｡

With my brilliance and glory filled magnum opus I tried-

Giving a nickname to everyone in class

However I still haven't decided on all of it→

I haven't Talked to the others yet

So how does this look to you guys？

｢Doorknob,King Squid,Greece｣

You… like wasting time

The teacher Why Is he called Waseda｡

I don't know He looks like one

I thought this was your magnum opus？

After that there's Loli Yamai

Majime,Majo

I also thought one up for you guys｡

Kikuchi is Wota

Hah? That's disgusting！

And since Saginomiya Is devoid of all emotions

Robo

Ahh

Im jealous！ You all have defining characteristics！

If you say one more thing I'll smack you！

I thought of one for each of our classmates

And there Is only mine that's not filled

I want one too…｡

I don't know what's mine？ What could it be？

Your Kansai dialect comes to mind

Incompetent｡

That's right say more！

Incompetent

Fathead｡ Screw-up｡ Stinky｡

Gorilla｡ Meahead｡ Walking disaster｡ Nudist family…｡

Slow down.

You're just randomly adding insults I can't choose from the good ones

So let's try it one by one

Good morning！

Good morning fathead｡

Forehead good morning｡

Forehead did you do your homework?

Let's try the next one

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Smelly Your skirt is flipped up｡

Oh it's Smelly

Another one

Hey｡ Nudist you want some？

You like that stuff right Nudist？

Oh my？ Nudist haven't you added a little weight？

But that is so like Nudist｡

ふんふん…｡ ほうほう…｡

Eh? Doesn't it sound like we're too cold?

What is wrong with your insult radar｡

Completed (Baka = Baka means idiot)

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I want a boyfriend so badly.

I can't just go out with girls！

Where else can you meet one｡

How about trying part-time work？

I'm too lazy That's out of the question｡

Anywhere else？

Have your friends introduce you to someone｡

Friends... Introduction...

Do both of you know hot guys?

What's that supposed to mean！

I don't mean anything by it

It's more like I want a meeting with destiny｡

For example

Like reuniting with a childhood friend Who moved away a long time ago｡

Hey｡

Is it really you…？

It's unexpected meeting you here｡

Still a crybaby huh…｡

You don't even have a childhood friend To begin with

Or a chance meeting in a library

Do you like？ Nietzsche｡

Yeah... Nietzsche

Going to the library?｡ You haven't done that for once in your life.

Or like a handsome guy who needs a blood transfusion in a car accident ...…｡

He's loosing too much blood｡

Is there anyone here With an AB NRH blood type

That's rare!?

Umm...

I… I have one…｡

You've finally woken up.

I feel like I've met you Somewhere before

That's your savior you're talking to｡

Don't say that It's embarassing…！

Me being alive is the proof｡

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You're not even AB｡ You have O-type blood｡

Or when a super famous idol Is out in disguise while shopping

This is bad I'll cause a commotion

Hey watch where you're going

Huh？You don't know who you're talking to？

This is bad！ We need to keep moving！

Slow down！ What are you doing！

It doesn't matter anymore Just apologize right now！

You don't know me And you're talking to me like that…！

You're an interesing woman！

Something like that

Or being in a high-class restaurant with A prideful chef…｡

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You can put it away now

Wait a minute！

You haven't even touched the green peas.

I don't Like eating the green peas

Is that all you got,boy｡

I have two stars This is a disgrace…！

That mademoiselle！

What an interesting woman｡

How was that woman interesting！

You like that phrase too much

…Also haven't I seen that setting somewhere before?

It's because she was too good looking to let go

Isn't the best way To just go for it？

I can sympathize With the third one just a little bit｡

There's also…｡ 《She's still continuing！》

There's a poor kitty in the rain...

Don't you have any place to go home？

Nyan｡

It's another weird woman again｡

Won't you catch a cold

Is what I was told

That's right｡ That's the normal reaction！

But...

I thought I would accept anything that comes my way Look at you here

That's a first

What an interesting woman｡

《Shit！ It was just another weird woman》

Soー I've been listening for a while

It's all just chance meetings

Why don't you try making an effort

Haha! Impossible.

I'm a bit peeved make it frank.

Well...

It's because…

I want someone to like me without me changing anything about myself

What an interesting woman.

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Interesting woman

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〈It's Robo-ko with a large bag〉

〈She likes animals very much She left home because of circumstances

So she came to a distant relative's house

You're finally here.

Come closer

You came from so far away

I am Robo-ko Please take care of me from now on｡

It's cold isn't it｡ Must be hard being alone｡

Well look at that this girl wants to meet you

What？ Why is this girl so devoid of emotion｡

Disgusting！

I'm sorry about that. Come. come loser

Why do I have to be stuck in a room with you？

This is my place that is your side get it?

Don't come over here！

Yes｡

These microorganisms are my only friends｡

〈The microbe in the bottle is me〉

〈This would be important later but…〉

My stomach!

It hurts so bad…！

No way！

Ouch ouch…｡ Ojou-sama！

〈Robo-ko took care of the lady all night long〉

〈And it proved to be fruitful〉

Robo-ko…｡

I'm here to apologize｡ Thank you so much…｡

This is your pet right?

I drank it｡

But I did my best And somehow I got it back！

This isn't my pet｡

The microbes are my friends｡

Friends…？

Your intestinal bacteria may also be here｡

Then... Can I too be your friend?

Of course you can｡

And in this way Me,Robo-ko,and Ojou-sama became friends

Right here our lifelong friendship started〉

Fight on Robo-ko!

Ahh... This is hopeless

I absolutely don't know why!

So？ What part don't you get？

Why... Why am I not popular｡

Hey What kind of problems are you thinking about｡

Life problems｡

Do the math problems｡ Dumbass!

No,I don't like doing this

Why do I even have to solve these kind of problems

Isn't my life far more important?

How am I supposed to live If I can't solve this

Tell me

If you do 5 questions in 30 minutes

A man might come over~

《That motivational speech won't work》

Speaking off problems...Sensei

Last time you said You like college girls but

What do you like about college girls？

A...Is that all

You might not get it but if you really want to know

If I have to say It's because of their interview suits｡

Hey stop with this nonsense｡

I've already told my story So why don't you hurry up with that test sheet｡

《Job hunting suits…》

《I'm glad to have heard those words》

《Even if it's a supplementary lesson Those 2 are still alone》

《I came here because I was worried…》

《I get it now suits for job hunters》

《You truly only like college girls》

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I got it｡ What？

I got it｡

What？

Here now… I knew you could do it if you tried｡

The mystery has been solved｡

It's not because I wasn't popular

It's more like I haven't realized how much I am

Please return those feelings of hope I had for you for a second｡

When I was in elementary and middle school perhaps they were just too shy to confess

It might be because I showed off my appeal

So maybe I just haven't realized it yet｡

Oh no I can't leave things this way

I'm going home？

I'm going home to interview every guy on my graduation album！

Why do you need to go that far!?

Sensei…

Cause I'm desperate of becoming popular｡

Wait！

You can't just interrogate other people for no reason

Think about how they would feel

Stain's on your armpits

No way

Now's my chance！

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《Wasn't that the one who was having supplementary lessons just now》

Tanaka！

《Don't tell me Sawatari sensei…！》

《That those interview suits just lies…》

Miyamoto, Did you see where Tanaka went？

Not everything that you see Is what appears to be｡

I see… In front of me-

That you color your hair to look like a foreigner

Is that all？ Sensei…｡

It's because my father is the king of Altania

And my mother is Draconian

Is that so Then bring me your copy of family registry｡

You…｡

Have you seen Tanaka？ Many times in fact｡

Ok then｡

By the way Kikuchi Your hair is much lighter than normal｡

And your skirt seems to be way too short｡

If I must confess Sensei...

My father is from Tochigi And my mother is from Hokkaido｡

Is that so｡It can't be helped｡

What was that kind of response！

He did nothing to you right？ Have a safe trip home！

Tanaka！

So this is where you were

Tanaka?

If…

If all my previous classmates liked me

What should I do?

Tanaka you…｡

You're really…｡

Really…！

Don't give up

Tomorrow you'll have your supplementary lesson｡

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He's a great teacher isn't he｡

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Ha?？ I'm not giving up on anything I'll just be comparing who would be better for me｡

Would you like to read the manga you drew？

I get that it's embarassing

But you would like your manga to be read and be reviewed.

Why me and not Baka？

Cause Last time I showed her…｡

Is this a manga drawn by you Wota？

Your head is so full of these things！

Don't look！ A… Wota-sensei→

Please sign my back

Right here Ota-sensei～｡

Of course it would happen that way

I understand｡ I'll see what I can do｡

♬～

Hey girl…｡

Hold on！ I'll help you out｡

Out…｡

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So｡ How'd I do？

It's a manga that's a wonderful commentary of the problem with Japan's policies｡

I think it's interesting｡

Did you read the same manga｡

I was a little worried with one part…｡

Where？ Let me look This scene｡

These 2 shouldn't be sitting around and not moving but

There's a microwave oven in the back And the next frame-

It's very close｡

And also if the protagonist's emotions rise above a certain level→

Would she be capable of attracting nearby electrical appliances？

No there is no such baddass setting｡

Then it's just a drawing mistake

And also this scene｡ This one…→

This is the manga's biggest love scene.

This boy

Is he cursed to never bend his knees？

So this is a story about a boy who fights to solve his curse

It's better to stretch knees a little earlier…｡

After studying how to draw properly I'll try again…！

It's hard to say police station(Hashutsujou)

E？ Want to try it｡

HasushouHasushouHasushou…｡

It's not Hatsushou Hashutsujou

Wa shutsho did I say it right this time？

Wait a moment I'll try to write it so you can see

《A talented guy debuted in high school…》

I'm bored I decided to take selfies｡

Ain't I just adorbs？

《How does it feel being under the public's eye…》

Someday I'll make my debut And have an anime

Then be with a good looking actor

That's the high life I dream of！

Then I'll get married to a "Jump"writer！

Sigh it's tough to debut as a pro…｡

I have to learn more and more…｡

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It's time for me and maho-chan

I don't know what to say I'm so nervous

What!?The microwave oven！

I'm sorry！ It's my fault！

Don't disturb us！ It's my fault I'm sorry！

Shit！ Just stop it！ I'm sorry！

Maho-chan

Le… Leon-kun｡

Oh noー｡ N？

My…Knees don't bend｡

No way！

I can't！ My knees…!!

It's because of me！

My knees…｡ If I could just bend it！

My knees wont bend！ My knees…｡ Oh no！

Bend!!

All just a dream…｡

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Wait｡ Don't tell me you're already studying？

You're the one that invited me here to study for the test

It's obviously an excuse？

So I can for Wota to not study！

Is Robo coming？

Ya～ I also invited her…→

Hey do you think if we killed a pet Robo has

Of course she'd be angry｡ Don't tell me…｡

Robo never gets angry｡

I mean yesterday-

I sent a lot of selfies And she didn't ignore it｡

《I wonder why I still hang out with this girl》

《Always pulling me down》

《Sending strange photos in the middle of the night》

《And also Robo》

《Lambasting my manga…》

Look at that It's spinach saute

I think you should Eat more meat！

Wota please support me for the rest of your life｡

I don't have money for unsuccessful pieces of shit｡

Look at How fast I lick｡

《Baka and Robo I've been with them since elementary-

Why do we still even hang out…》

No good｡ Wota is actually studying｡

Somehow is there a way to stop her

Waiter

《Maybe-

I hangout with this guy

While also putting me Side by side with the emotionally dead Robo

I get a small feeling of self worth？》

What now Is that pizza or something？

And一Also give me your hottest one｡

《And if so Doesn't just make me the worst person…？》

Wota it's a good thing I'm not alone｡

Let us fall to the bottom Of the testing pits together｡

No you can fall of｡ To the pits by yourself｡

I'm going to the girl's room

Are you shitting？ Is it a big shit？

《No no no no Out with these gloomy thoughts

There must be Something good about them》

《Robo is very smart》

《Yes》

《Then what do I think of Baka

Think about it！ something good about Baka…》

《There isn't one!? And Robo's only good feature is grades？》

《That can't be think about other things…》

…There's nothing

That was quick｡ Did you get a good shit？

Stop saying stupid things！

Ah you drank it

Nice one～！ You fell for it！

That's an orange coffee cola chocolate soda with tabasco

Ha ha ha you actually drank it｡

Oi Wota…｡

Oi wota｡

Are you alright？

Oi！ Wota？

What are you drawing？

Maga？ Hey don't look at it！

Isn't it alright！ It's fine｡

Why Are you aiming to become a mangaka？

Nnnn-No！ That's all wrong？

And besides I can't become one anyways｡

The world isn't that kind

Well if you believe you can't Then it can never be-

And if you think you can then you can

Don't you think so｡

There's seaweed on her teeth…｡

Woi Woi

Wota pull yourself together！

Aa… seaweed｡

What's this about seaweed!? Hey Wota！

It must be both with you and Robo

Or my JK life will be over

Hey！ Wota… Wota！

Wota…｡

Wota

Here some water｡

…Robo｡

It seems that humankind Has created terrible weapons｡

Thank God you woke up｡

Sorry｡ I went to far this time｡

Spinach…｡

What is it～｡

It's nothing…

Aa… Robo sorry about this｡

I crushed your pet microorganism

What pet？

It's fine I'll forgive you because I saw something good

What is with you Robo Putting spinach on your teeth｡

You should｡ take a look at yourself first you have one on yours too｡

Eh no way where

Let me see where is it

《I was able to remember something》

《Even if these guys are not that good at being normal they sure are fun to be around with》

Find it yourself

I can't seem to find it

Disgusting｡ Try it yourself Wota｡

No way

Why I did it too

Those kids are wasting time again

It's a waste... huh

〈In this world There's always a reason for everything nothing is a waste〉

〈Who the heck said that？〉

うっわ！