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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪
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♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
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♪ The milkman, the paper boy
The evening TV♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go♪
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♪ There's a heart, there's a heart
A hand to hold onto♪
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♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go♪
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♪ There's a face, there's a face
Somebody who needs you♪
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♪ There's a heart♪
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♪ Everywhere you look, yeah♪
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♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone♪
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♪ A light is waiting to carry you home♪
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♪ Everywhere you look♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la♪
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So, I said to his teacher, "Mrs. Garner,
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You want to move Max up a grade?
But the school year's already started."
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And she said, "Max is so advanced..."
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"...fifth grade is a waste of his time."
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Hasn't she run out of people to brag to
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that Max is skipping a grade
and starting middle school?
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Yeah, okay, Dr. Reubenstein,
I'll let you finish that root canal.
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What? Can't a mom be proud?
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Well, there's proud
and then there's whatever you're doing.
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But Max does seem pretty excited
to hang out with the older kids.
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When I was his age, the only older kids
I had to hang out with were you two.
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Luckily, you were very immature.
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That is so not true.
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Hey, look.
I spelled "booger" with my Alpha-Bits.
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Well, Max was born a 40-year-old.
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Try 80.
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The other day he told me to...
"Enjoy these days, they pass so quickly."
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Then he gave me a dollar.
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Hey, what are you guys doing up on time?
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Trust me, I didn't want to be.
Max was up at dawn, exfoliating.
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Yeah, and then he came to my room
to borrow my moisturizer
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and kept calling it "drug store trash."
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Good morning,
Aunt, Brother, Mother, and Gibblers.
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Said in no particular order or bias.
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Ah, you went with the three-piece suit.
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I'm in a new school with new kids.
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Never get a second chance to make
a first impression.
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My first impression in middle school
was...
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Barack Obama.
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Good luck beating that.
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Wow, the back door is always open, too.
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Hey, Ethan.
Thanks for driving us to school today.
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I couldn't wait to see you.
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Aw!
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Ew, guys. Come on. It's way too early
in the morning for that.
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-Bye, Mom.
-Bye!
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You're probably wondering
why I called you here.
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No, I am not.
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You called us here?
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I just came for a free sandwich.
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We have a problem.
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Oh, no.
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Are there possums in the kitchen again?
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-There were possums in the kitchen?
-Shh!
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Steve is talking.
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Okay, so, you know how every year,
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Uncle Monty's holds
a sandwich-eating contest,
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where we compete against a customer
for free sandwiches?
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I am co-owner of the Sandwich Emporium
and I have never heard of this contest.
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Wow, you guys really need
to read my deli/podiatry blog,
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Meat and Feet.
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For years, Uncle Monty was unbeatable...
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until a customer came along
with an appetite
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even bigger than Uncle Monty himself.
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Who could match the legendary
sandwich capacity of Uncle Monty?
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Berkowitz.
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Now that we own the store,
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one of us has to take him on
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to try to reclaim the coveted
Golden Submarine trophy.
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He's even eating a sandwich
in the picture.
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We couldn't find one where he wasn't.
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♪ Hey, hey, ooh♪
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How was your day, honey?
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Oh, you're not Max.
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I'm not Max but I do like
a stale cookie. Mmm.
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They're not stale, they're biscotti.
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Which is Italian for "stale cookies."
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Hands off, those are for Max and me
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and our annual
first day of school download.
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We chat, we snack...
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I call it Snack Chat.
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What's your yearly banner budget?
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You don't want to know.
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Oh, there he is.
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Time for Snack Chat.
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How was your day?
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Fine.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where are you going?
I've got Earl Grey, I've got biscotti...
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Oh, and I even printed pictures
of your teachers
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so we can play Who Teaches What?
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Skinny mustache, skinny tie:
gotta be biology, right?
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Whatever. Got homework.
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-That was weird, right?
-I know.
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I've never seen him
with his shirt untucked.
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Even as a baby,
his onesie was tucked into his diaper.
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I know what just happened.
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Jackson went through the same thing.
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We just witnessed typical
middle school boy behavior.
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"Bruh."
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"That was low-key cringe."
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"Game over."
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"Yeet."
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Tonight, the winner of the family eat-off
will have the honor
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to represent Uncle Monty's.
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From the beginning of time, great moments
have been born of great opportunities--
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Okay, can it there, Mighty Ducks.
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Now, with Jimmy out of town,
it is obvious the winner will be Jackson.
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You guys remember how much coleslaw
he ate for his birthday?
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I didn't know it was for everyone.
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Jackson, it was in a serving bowl
with a giant spoon.
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Stephanie does have a point.
Who eats more than a teenage boy?
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How about a 40-year-old man
who just crushed his Zumba class?
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Excuse me.
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I'm famous for eating sandwiches.
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For two decades,
it's literally all you knew about me.
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Wait. Hey, what about me?
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What about you?
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Uh, I have just as much of a chance to win
as any of you.
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Heh.
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Cute.
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Now, we're gonna settle this
the old-fashioned way:
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by speed eating hoagies.
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Okay, ready, set...
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go.
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Five, four,
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three, two...
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Sandwiches down.
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That was a nice warm-up.
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Okay, who wants to do this for real?
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Ramona, did you just eat six sandwiches?
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Seven, actually, and a few pickles
just to show off.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.
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Well...
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looks like the new Uncle Monty
is Ramona Beatrice Gibbler.
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Make way for this Notorious RBG.
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You gonna finish that?
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♪ Ooh, la la, ooh, la la♪
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Here's your lunch.
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No, thanks.
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After last night, I can't look
at another sandwich.
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Still stuffed?
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No.
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A sandwich represents all my failures.
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That's funny.
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Your mother represents all of mine.
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What's up, dudes?
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Dudes?
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Did that come out of you?
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Is it dress-up day at school?
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'Cause if so,
you are nailing basic American bro.
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No khakis, no vest. Ha, ha, ha.
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Very funny, Max. Go upstairs and change.
You're gonna be late for school.
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It's all good.
I'm rocking this today, baby.
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Did you just call me "baby"?
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Sure did, shawty.
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Max, did something happen
at school yesterday?
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Whoa, fall back, Mom.
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I'm in middle school now.
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I retired my vest and ties.
I'm not a child anymore.
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Well, you look like someone I know.
I just can't put my finger on it.
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Hey, everybody.
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Whoa, they're bro twins.
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My man, love the threads.
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Dude!
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Ready to head to the shelter
for a little volunteer work?
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Uh, one second.
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Max, are you sure you're okay?
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I'm great.
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But do you mind running to the mall
and grabbing me some sweatpants?
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You always say sweatpants
are a cry for help.
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That was the old Max.
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Later, skater.
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I like that kid.
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Go wait in the car.
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Ramona, darling, sit down.
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It's time we told you the truth.
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Is something wrong?
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Yes.
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You have more of our genes
than is considered safe.
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The amount of sandwiches
you ate last night
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is not an anomaly.
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You come from a long line
of competitive eaters, on both sides.
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Okay, well, if I have this superpower,
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then I want to use it
for the greater good.
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And winning this eating contest
is gonna be the perfect opportunity
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to show the world
that women can do anything.
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Even beat a guy like Berkowitz.
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But you must nurture and hone this gift.
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And believe.
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I do believe.
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Now, make me a champion.
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Fifty-two.
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Fifty-three. You can do it.
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Come on, keep going! Faster!
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Fifty-four!
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Gibblers don't quit. Keep going!
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-Faster!
-More!
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Yeah!
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Good job. You've got this!
You've got this!
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Ooh!
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Hey, quite a turnout.
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-Where's Max?
-Oh, he's right there.
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-Ooh!
-Booyah!
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That's Max? He's wearing cargo shorts.
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I've never seen his knees before.
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He told DJ this morning he dropped debate
to take wood shop.
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And then he told me a fart joke.
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Which one?
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I mean, how is DJ handling all this?
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She's at the mall right now
buying him sweatpants
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and questioning
every parenting choice she's ever made.
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Welcome, everyone,
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to the annual
Uncle Monty's Sandwich Eat-Off.
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In this corner,
our returning champion, Berkowitz!
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Yeah! Berk! Berk! Berk! Berk!
Berk! Berk! Berk! Berk!
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And now, our challenger.
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She's talented, sweet, and loves to eat.
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Ramona Gibbler!
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We finally meet, Berkowitz.
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What's up, Fun Size?
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Shouldn't you be eating your Lunchables?
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What, you think you got
what it takes?
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Do I look like I don't?
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You're right. I'm going to rescind
that question, but keep the attitude.
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-Hey, Ramona.
-Ethan.
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Hey, you're here.
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Why are you here?
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To cheer on my amazing girlfriend.
I want to support you.
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You really didn't have to do that, like,
really, really didn't have to do that.
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I wouldn't have missed this for anything.
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All right, eaters.
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The sandwiches are ready.
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Great.
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Um...
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Just excuse me one sec.
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Ramona!
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She's forfeiting, I knew it!
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Berkowitz win!
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Okay, not so fast, all right.
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I'm gonna go check and see how she is.
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Chop-chop, girlfriend.
I don't wanna be late for my spin class.
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Didn't you read the sign? Employees only.
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Oh, come on.
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No one actually works here.
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What happened out there?
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It's no big deal, it's just...
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a stomach thing
and a breathing thing, and a...
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a sweating thing.
Am I sweating? I'm sweating, aren't I?
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It's just performance anxiety.
255
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:59,692
I promise, once you're out there,
the nerves are gonna go away.
256
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,525
I need Ethan to go away.
257
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,486
Oh.
258
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,622
So that's what this is all about.
259
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:11,164
Ethan's gonna see me
shoving food in my face,
260
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,503
and I know I'm supposed to be
all warrior woman, but...
261
00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,036
I don't want my boyfriend to see me so...
262
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:19,787
Unfeminine?
263
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,549
Yeah.
264
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,091
And I hate myself for caring
that he's gonna see me like that.
265
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,801
I didn't think I was the kind of girl
to care, the woman to care.
266
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,058
I'm a disgrace to my gender.
267
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,675
No.
268
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,390
No, you're not.
269
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,475
You are your gender.
270
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:40,731
Women get all these mixed signals.
We're told to act like one of the boys.
271
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,114
But... then when we do,
the boys get intimidated.
272
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,572
-It's infuriating.
-And exhausting.
273
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:50,567
Look, Ramona, one of the most liberating
things I ever did
274
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:53,041
was to stop caring what people thought
about me.
275
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:54,697
Even DJ?
276
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,077
Well, let's not get crazy.
277
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,668
So...
278
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:05,705
if a guy thinks me power eating against
a 300-pound man is wrong, then...
279
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,511
he's wrong for me.
280
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,473
You said it, sister.
281
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,140
Come here.
282
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,812
Mmm.
283
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,434
Now, go out there and eat like a girl.
284
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,190
Go, Ramona!
285
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,445
You're a Gibbler with the gift of gobble,
286
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,070
so keep gobbling, Gibbler!
287
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,121
You got him on the ropes.
Now finish him, Ro-Ro.
288
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,332
Ro-Ro?
289
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,292
Now he's using unclever nicknames?
290
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,960
What, are you tapping out there,
Little Debbie?
291
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,458
You wish, Jerkowitz.
292
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,707
You can do it, Ramona!
293
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,931
All right, three, two, one!
294
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,140
Sandwiches down.
295
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,559
Berkowitz, 12 sandwiches.
296
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,141
Yes! Personal best!
297
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,478
Berkowitz wins, baby! Yeah!
298
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,861
Ramona Gibbler ate 13 sandwiches.
299
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,110
Yes! Gibbler wins, baby!
300
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,196
Ramona Gibbler reclaims the Golden Sub
for Uncle Monty!
301
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,122
Oh!
302
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,909
She did it!
303
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,659
You're pretty tough.
304
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,167
Thanks, kid.
305
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,575
So was that turkey.
306
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,416
I'm going to be Yelping about that.
307
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,263
That was the most amazing thing
I've ever seen.
308
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,428
Really? It didn't gross you out
even a little bit?
309
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,466
Nothing you do could gross me out.
310
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:38,636
Aw!
311
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,690
Attention, everyone!
312
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,740
There is not a possum in the kitchen.
313
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,355
But, please, exit immediately
before you get bitten
314
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,655
by not... a possum.
315
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,288
Look at this.
316
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,674
Max had me buy him pants
with an elastic waistband.
317
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,049
I didn't want to tell you, but earlier,
318
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,552
I heard him burp the entire alphabet.
319
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,097
P through Z was a struggle,
but he muscled through it.
320
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,114
What did I do?
321
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,568
Well, I pushed him too hard.
322
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,489
I had such high expectations for Max
323
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,239
and I thought if anyone could handle
this jump, it would be him.
324
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,656
I'm a terrible mother.
325
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,711
No, you're not.
326
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,999
You did what you thought was best.
327
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,750
And you thought wrong.
328
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,298
Thanks a lot, Kimmy.
329
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,391
Well, nobody could have predicted
that he would go in this direction.
330
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:01,012
Actually...
maybe I could have predicted it.
331
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,680
You?
332
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,311
I think I know what this is about.
333
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,685
This is field trip to Fisherman's Wharf
all over again.
334
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,526
Of course.
335
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,779
Definitely field trip
to Fisherman's Wharf.
336
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,695
Come on.
337
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,089
You've led me astray long enough,
Calvin Klein.
338
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:32,625
It's over.
339
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,263
Hey, Max.
340
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:44,602
I got you those sweatpants
and a... shirt with a sports logo.
341
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,648
Awesome, I was just getting rid of some of
my baby clothes to make room for them.
342
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,440
Uh, hey, buddy, did I ever tell you
about the field trip
343
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,896
Kimmy and I took to Fisherman's Wharf?
344
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,280
We were in the third grade,
345
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,905
and Kimmy was sitting on the bus alone,
346
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,372
wearing her classic bacon and egg scarf.
347
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,040
That's why I was alone.
348
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,330
All the kids always made fun of it.
349
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,335
Nobody wanted to sit with me
because they thought I was weird.
350
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:20,256
But then, somebody did sit next to me.
Do you know who that was?
351
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,258
Let me guess. My mom.
352
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:23,811
How did you know?
353
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,935
We're having a heart-to-heart talk
and if it wasn't my mom,
354
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,360
this would be kind of pointless.
355
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,863
Well, that bacon and egg scarf
was the reason I knew
356
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,695
I had to be friends with Kimmy.
357
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,280
I mean, someone who wore that
had to be fun and exciting.
358
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,578
I'm a very dynamic individual, Max.
359
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,004
I loved how unique Kimmy was,
360
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,288
and if she changed herself to fit in,
I would have never noticed her.
361
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,463
Well, I don't have a DJ.
362
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,304
At lunch, I heard the kids
who dress like this
363
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,717
say that I looked like an extra
from Young Sheldon.
364
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,522
An extra, not even the lead!
365
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,771
I ate lunch alone.
366
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,399
All these kids laughed at me.
367
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,608
And I could hear them the whole time.
368
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,988
Oh, Max, I'm so sorry.
369
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,714
I know I've always been a little different
than the other kids...
370
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,707
but I've never cared before.
371
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,172
But I guess middle school
is just different.
372
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:38,712
So I thought it'd be safer
just to blend in.
373
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,341
That way they'd leave me alone.
374
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,135
I want the names of those kids
and their phone numbers
375
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,221
because I am going to tear them--
376
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,815
Fall back, Mama Bear.
377
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:00,863
Look.
378
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:05,374
I know it seems like blending in
is better right now.
379
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,373
Trust me, Max,
380
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,407
kids like us were meant to stand out.
381
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,333
Life might be more complicated and...
382
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:18,002
it may take a little longer to find
our place in this world,
383
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,797
but once we do...
384
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,505
it's filled with true support and love.
385
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:29,509
Max, you are so special,
and we love who you are.
386
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,983
And you will find people
at your school and in life
387
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,560
who will appreciate the authentic Max.
388
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,686
Just like your mom found me.
389
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:40,938
Really?
390
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,691
I promise.
391
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:44,912
What a relief.
392
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,160
Oh, I'm sorry, Calvin Klein.
I will never abandon you again.
393
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,119
Oh, my boy is back.
394
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:06,637
There you go, Mama.
395
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,052
-You've earned this.
-We all did.
396
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:14,018
You got Ramona through her issue
and you got Max and me through ours.
397
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,267
Yeah, we are pretty great.
398
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:17,558
To us.
399
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,395
And to our children.
400
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,281
May we nurture their talents,
whatever they may be.
401
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,607
And may they dress however they like
and be whoever they are.
402
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:31,197
Yeah, and may they poop once a day
and sleep through the night.
403
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,827
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
404
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:38,710
Well, so much for that.
405
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,133
Thank you.
406
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,431
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
407
00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,581
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