All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club.S01E08.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Oh, shoot!

Good morning, USA!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

Good morning,
Angela Yee!

Hey, good morning, DJ Envy.

Charlemagne tha God.

Hazel is eating up
the chart

with her new single
"Back Slide."

Turn that up.

God damn it!

So, how the hell did you both
get into Gary's little-ass car?

Um, okay, well,
we didn't, all right?

We almost had a three-way
with the emergency brake.

-It was real.
-Nope. Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.

I'm just saying, sex with Gary
was always good,

but now it's good!

-Oh!
-Like, it's next-level.

Aah!
Ooh!

Cheers to next-level sex.

Yeah.

Bitch, look at you.

Over there thinking about
the dick, aren't you?

No!

Yes!

Damn.

Go, Gary.Well, I hate to even ask this,

but what's up
with Melissa?

I don't know.

I mean, he hasn't
brought her up,

so I just assume
they stopped seeing each other.

Bree, you can't assume.
You have to ask.

Yeah, chicks like Melissa
only leave

if there's
a mandatory evacuation.

But, like, what if I just
don't want to know, okay?

I mean, we're having fun
right now, okay?

I'm not yelling or screaming
or crying.

And if I bring it up,
then it becomes like a thing.

It's like, "Where does
this thing go?"

And I don't want all that
for right now.

I just want
to have a good time.

Trust me,
I won't get hurt.

Until you get an emergency brake
up your ass.

Well, that would
just hurt so good,

you better threaten me
with a good time.

Girl!

-Yeah!
-Have it!

Okay, I rarely say this,

but can we stop talking
about me, please?

Thank you.
How's David?

David is being
really sweet.

I-I don't know
that he's ever been

this loving and attentive.Aw.

I mean, Sag Harbor definitely
had everything to do with it,

but it's this campaign manager
is -- is great.

I mean, running things for him
was a good idea

until it wasn't,
which was immediately.

Well, look at us.

You're happily married
again.

You are getting sex again.Mm.

And I have
a top-10 record again.

I mean,
who's better than us?

-Nobody.
-Nobody.

-Nobody.
-Oh, and it gets even better

because you're gonna be
in your home again.

Now that I'm freed up
from these campaign duties,

I can focus
on your mediation 100%.

So, I was thinking --Um, listen, Ari,

I-I made a decision.

No more mediation shit.

-Como se what?
-Are you kidding?

Mnh-mnh.
I've given it a lot of thought,

and for the first time
in a long time,

I have a hit record,
top 10.

That's my priority
right now.

Look, Hazel, the song
is amazing, okay?

It's awesome.

But that doesn't mean
you just completely drop it

and let this asshole
get everything.

It's not that.

If I do this now,
then that's the story.

That's all the blogs
and the press

are gonna talk about --
this freaking divorce.

And I want now
to be about my music.

Haze, this may be our last shot
at beating Derek.

"Ourlast shot."

When did this
become about us?

I-I --
No, no, no..

T-That is not
what I meant.

This is mysituation.

And -- And I just want
to stay focused on creating.

Hazel, don't throw away
everything you've worked for

over the last 10 years.

Stop.

Honey, I --Enough. Okay?

I have to run to the studio,
and let it -- let it go.

Hazel.

Hazel!

Hey, Versace.

Um, Hazel's mediation
is coming up,

and I was wondering,
do you still have those files

that we took
from Derek's computer?

Okay, let me know.
Thanks. Bye.

You ready for those
three little words?

I think so.

That's a wrap!

Oh!
Oh, my God.

Khalil, I can't believe
we finished the whole album.

Yeah, we did.
We did it.

Are you kidding me?
Youdid it.

Now, I was just along
for the ride.

This album is done,

and not only is it done,
it's legit dope.

All right,

I can't wait
for the world to hear this.

This is cause
for a celebration.

Ooh, tell me more!Oh, no tell.

Just show.

Okay.

This used to be
my spot!

Oh, they have these, like,
mini filet things.

Mmm! Mmm!
I-I missed mini steak.

Name?

Uh, Khalil Parker.

Mmm!

Your table
should be ready soon.

Um, hi.

Anything for
Hazel Rachelle?

You have anything
sooner?

Your table
should be ready soon.

This bitch.

When I was with Derek, we used
to get VIP tables all the time.

And you'll have it again
really soon.

It'll be even better
this time

'cause it's for the music,
not the man.

Let me get that.

What a gentleman.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Look at you
cheering me up.

I was feeling so
and then instant chill.

You're like human weed.

Okay, that's a little weird
and a little nice.

Very nice.

And just the right amount
of weird.

Hmm. Okay.

So, hey,
the album's locked.

Yes.It's hot to death,
all right?

So let's just put the work
behind us, all right?

No music talk.

I just want to get to know you,
Haze, you know?

Where you're from,
what your family's like.

You know,
all that first-date talk

that we kind of
skipped over.

Roederer
Estate L'Ermitage.

Ohh, you pre-ordered
my favorite wine?

You know
my favorite wine?

Can you afford
my favorite wine?

There's got to be
some sort of mistake.

No mistake, sir.

It's compliments
of Mr. Ellsworth.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

David.
What are you doing here?

I had Cori clear
my entire schedule

so we could spend
the weekend together.

That's a good one.

You almost had me.

Almost had you?
It's true.

No cellphones, no speeches,
no -- no kissing babies.

So, you might want to hop
in the shower, Mrs. Montgomery,

because I have a special day
planned just for us.

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm serious.

Baby, I heard you.

Us before me.

Oh, Gary! Oh, oh! - Oh, yeah, Bree.

Oh! Oh, Gary!
Yeah! Oh, yeah!Oh, oh. Oh, baby.

Oh, oh, oh! Oh!Oh, yeah! Oh! Yeah!

Yeah! Oh, oh!

Oh, my God.

I think I'm gonna need an EKG
'cause my heart is beating.

Shh!
Oh, it's still going.

It's still going.Okay. Let it go.
Let it go.

Don't -- Don't stop
that shit.

Let that go, baby.What's that noise?

Huh?
Is that a toy?

It's not a toy.
I ain't got no toys.

What's wrong with you?
That's my phone, pervert.

Freak-ass.Oh, Melissa's calling.

Hello, home-wrecker.

Hello?

Oh.
She hung up.

Bree, I can't control
who calls me.

So, you didn't even want
to change her name for me?

I mean, Joe, Mark, Dad,
Duane Reade.

Duane Reade calling --
not a problem.

Melissa calling --
a problem.

And heart emojis?
Really, Gary?

No, no, Bree,
that was from before.

Why you getting mad?Before.

Yeah.

So, you stopped
seeing her?

I mean, I've -- I've --
I've seen her,

but I-I haven't s--
like, seen herseen her, no.

Oh, my God,
you are so bad at this.

I mean...

you're good at this,
but you are so bad at this!

Come on, now. Bree.

Look, I told you, all right?
It's nothing serious.

Is that supposed to
make me feel better?

I mean, "nothing serious"
ended our marriage, okay?

Why do guys even say that shit?
What does it even mean?

It means that
it's nothing serious.

Don't get dressed.
All right.

What do you
want me to do, okay?

I'll do whatever
you want me to do.

Break it off for real
and find out.

If you're with me,
you are only with me.

Okay.

I'll break it off.

Promise.

To us.

To us.

Cheers, baby.Cheers.

Hazel.

First the restaurant.
Now the spa.

Are you stalking me?Nah, girl.

I just remember your standing
Wednesday 7:30 appointment.

It was what?
It was about a year...

that we were dating
before I realized

that your Wednesday night
"church"

was actually a massage
in this place?

Okay. Sure.
Good memory. Bye.

All right, wait --
wait a second.
No, no, no.

I just spent $200
plus tip to relax.

If you got a point,
get to it,

'cause you're gonna
ruin my bliss.

All right, I got
to show you something.

It'll take five minutes.

I've already seen it, and it
never lasted five minutes.

Oh. Okay.
You got jokes.

You have wasted enough
of my life.

It's important.
Come on, girl.

You -- Would I be standing here
if it wasn't?

Five minutes.

No more.

I don't even know
where you found that place.

Today was perfect!

Well, it's not done yet.

Oh, God, what do you
have planned next?

Actually, I was hoping you could
tell me what you want to do.

Why?
You nailed it all day,

and I haven't had
to say anything.

Yeah, but now I want you to
tell me exactly what you want.

Huh? Huh?

Take off my dress.

Yes, ma'am.

Talk to me.
How's this?

Oh. Wait.
Softer.

Yeah.

Hi-- Higher.

Oh, yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

-So hard to stay awake.
-Okay.

No, listen.
It's all good, baby.Okay.

What am I walking into?Watch this, watch this,
watch this, watch this.

Watch it. Mm.

Boom, boom, boom.

Oh.
Mm-hmm.

Impossible.

The Gold Mine?Mm-hmm.

This is the place
where you recorded

your first platinum album,
all right?

Hard to believe it's that same
janky-ass studio, right?

Yeah, this shit
is definitely next-level.

I told you.

I told you I could show you
better than I could tell you.

Let me get you comfortable.
Come here.

Hold on, hold on.
Come here.

What?
Yo, rela-- Relax.

I'm just trying
to take your jacket.

Be a gentleman.
That's all.

You really
have five minutes.

So, what --
what is this all about?

This right here?

This is
the new headquarters

of my new venture --

Ellevate Records.

All right.

Damn.
It's a tough room.

Look,
just get on with it.

First of all,
congratulations are in order.

You know, it's no surprise to me
that your new record, you know,

reached the top 10
in the first week.

Come on, girl.
Me either.

You know why, right?

You know why.

'Cause you finally back to being
who you really are, right,

instead of that wack-ass artist
I was trying to make you be.

Fancy that.

I-I apologize.

I forgot
to respect your talent.

Come on, girl. You creative.
You're artistic.

You know, and you got a huge
dose of that business savvy.

So, in the right
situation...

you could be a mogul.

And ding.
Time's up.

Hazel, Hazel, listen.
Hazel, li--Don't talk shit.

Hazel, listen to me.
Listen, listen.

Since we've been apart,
all right,

I've been thinking it's time
for me to invest in you,

all right, the way I should have
from the beginning,

the way that you always
wanted me to.

All right, and I'm not talking
about no 50/50 partnership.

That would be
disrespectful.

Look, we could -- we could
deal with forgiveness later.

You can take that off
your to-do list.

It's just --
It's not gonna happen.

Long story short is I want
to do a partnership with you.

60/40.

Not because it's
a good business deal,

but because it is 100%

what you've always deserved
in this relationship.

Why are you
offering me this?

Why me?

What you mean, why you?
Because it is you.

You need me.

You need me
to anchor this deal.

Stella ain't got shit
on my years of experience.

She could be a quick flash,

and she's the only asset
you're bringing to the table.

Look, I wouldn't be the man
that I am today without you.

And it all started right here
in this studio.

Right?

When we still
believed in each other.

Hmm?

Come on. Hey.

Let me be the man that you
always believed I could be.

Mm.

Damn, I miss all this.

You know, size zero
ain't got nothing on you.

You hear me?

Baby?
Hmm?

I want you
to do something for me.

Shh.
Girl, anything.

Anything.
You know that.

I want you to take your hands
off my buttons

and your mouth
off my neck.

And make it 65/35.

And you got a deal.

Getting in bed with you
in business?

That could work for me.

But getting into bed
like this?

Been there.

Done that.

Ciao, partner.

I could stay in this moment
forever.

I mean, I could be
talked into it.

Really?
Yeah.

Ooh,
don't eat my fingers.

Hey, unh-unh.

We agreed on no work,
remember?

I-I-I know.

I'm sorry,
but it's Versace,

and she says she found something
that may help me with Hazel

and -- and --
and no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, that's right.
Call her later.

Nope. You right.
You right.

We've got some work
of our own to attend to.

Mm.
I love you.

And I love you, too.

I'm not just an event planner.

Baby, I'm the main event.

Hazel, did you use the last
of my coconut-oil conditioner?

What, did I go
into your bathroom,

use the last
of your conditioner,

put the empty bottle
back in the cabinet

like I'd never
been there?

You know, it does
kind of ring a bell.

Yoo-hoo!
Anyone home?

Uh-huh. Everyone.
Everyone's home.

You left the door
unlocked?

Yeah, you really
shouldn't do that,

especially if you're gonna
run around in a towel and...

um, tunic?

Okay, um, it's my home,
all right?

So I can wear whatever I want,
and I can do whatever I want.

Except deep-condition.

Ohh.
I'm kidding!

I'll get you more tomorrow.
My treat.

Hazel, it's not a treat
if you're just putting back

what you took, okay?

And tomorrow
is too late.

My date with Gary
is tonight.

Date?

Yeah.
We're gonna get dinner.

Is this you still pretending you
don't care he's seeing Melissa?

No, I'm pretty sure
he ended things with Melissa.

This is gonna be our...

"conversation about getting
back together" dinner.

What? Unh-unh.
What's that look?

I don't like those looks.
Stop those looks.

-Okay.
-What did you come here for?

-To pass judgment?
-No.

What's up with her?

Haze.

I know you said you wanted me
to let it go,

but if you sign this, we can
file a motion with the court

to invalidate your prenup.

Ari, stop.
Okay?

Just -- Just stop it.
I mean it.

But Versace got me proof,

and I would just hate to see you
throw everything away,

not when you finally have Derek
right where you want him.

I am -- I am working with Derek
on a new label.

-What?
-I'm sorry, what?

Derek?

Derek, the one that left you
for a younger woman?

Derek, the one that kicked you
out of your own home?

Derek, the one
who publicly humiliated you?

Girl, are you high?!

A little,
but it's unrelated.

Okay, time-out.

Hazel.
What?

Stop and think about
what you're doing.

He's offering me a partnership
on a label.

Not just an artist.

It's a smart
business move.

I mean, how many hit records
do I really have left?

I'm not as young
as I used to be.

None of us are, so...Excuse me.

I still get carded.
I have freckles.

Can't you see
what he's doing?

He hates that you're winning
without him!

So he's just using you
to -- to --

to be a part
of that again!

Well, you know,
you are the expert

at being used
by a spouse, so...

Oh, shit.
I'm gonna be late.

David is not using me.

We agreed.
No more campaign stuff.

Oh, and you
believe that?

Damn. David must be a better
politician than I thought.

He might even
get elected.

Ooh!
Mic drop!

Okay,
you know what, Bree?

My marriage
may not be perfect,

but at least
I'm not stupid enough

to run back
to a known cheater!

-Well...
-How dare you!

You're the one
with the man

who only started
paying attention to you

when he thought
he was gonna lose you

right before his election!

But I'mstupid?

Honestly, you are stupid

if you don't think
Gary's still smashing Melissa.

-Come on.
-Both your men cheat.

Excuse me!

Gary is nothing
like Derek!

Nah, nah, Derek makes
seven figures.

Mic drop.

You know what, Hazel?

Who opened their door
to their home

and let you stay with them
for months

when Mr. Seven Figures
kicked you out?

Me!And spring break '98!

Who bailed you out
of a Mexican prison? Me!

Only because
you wouldn't drink

on account of your
"whiskey allergy."

Oh, I do have
a whiskey allergy.

No. You like to sit back
and judge other people

while they have fun so you
can pretend that you're perfect

when we all know
you're not.

I may not be perfect,

but at least I'm there
for my friends!

All you know how to do
is use people!

She's right -- You and Derek
just stay using people

like it's your brand.

You know what?

I am Hazel Rachelle!
I don't need this shit!

You know what?!

I don't have to take this,
either!

Get your shit
and get out of my house!

And while you're at it...

find yourself
another attorney.

Hi.
I am so sorry I am late.

Ari came over.
It was crazy.

Words were said.
Mics were dropped.

It got ugly!

I'm so happy I'm here
right now, okay?

I am starving!

Me too.

Actually, I lied.
You know what?

Starving is where I was
like an hour ago,

when our reservation was.

See, now I'm starving
and I'm mad.

You couldn't pick up the phone
and call me and tell me

that you were not gonna make it
to the very restaurant

that you wanted
to try out?

Okay.
But it's all good.

It's all good.
I ended things with Melissa.

So that's over.

Did exactly what Bree
wanted me to do.

I'm sorry, what Bree
wanted you to do?
Mm-hmm.

It's not what Gary
wanted to do?

Does it matter?
Hmm?

Because, see, we always do
what Bree wants to do.

Like, you wanted to split up,
we split up.

You wanted to have sex,
we have sex.

Okay, Gary, why is this
not feeling like

a "we are getting back together"
kind of drink?

'Cause if you had something
to tell me, some bad news,

you could have texted me,
you could have called me.

I didn't have to
get a babysitter,

get dressed,
come down here.

Didn't even
condition my hair.

Jesus Christ,
Bree, do --

do you realize
that in two weeks,

we'll be
officially divorced?

We can call it off.

We could just call up
the lawyers and be like,

"We're not doing this."

Problem solved.

No, problem
is not solved.

Bree,
we just having sex.

That's it.
We not working on anything.

You want to know
what I'm afraid of?

I'm afraid that if --
that if we call things off

and then I move back
in the house,

we will be right back
in the same place we were.

And I don't think that we can
handle that for a second time.

Hell, I can't handle that
for a second time.

I love you, Bree.

And I don't want
to give up on us.

But I cannot go back
to the way things were before.

Thanks for picking me up,
but it's just for one night.

You know I got you.
Always, right?

Yo, D.

Go get this queen.