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Guys, I don't think
we should have gotten on a bus
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with blacked-out windows.
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But you had zero reservations
about that outfit?
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Yeah, honey, what --
what are those things?
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Listen, you said it was
a business meeting.
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If I had known we were going to
some hip-hop producer's
listening party,
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I would have worn
something else.
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Darling, this is business.
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Beast is the biggest producer
in the game now,
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and thanks to Marcelle's
hook up,
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he wants to talk to me about
doing a song on my album.
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I'm sorry,
I thought you were
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an event planner/reality
show producer.
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Oh, I am.
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But in addition to my wig line,
marijuana dispensary,
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and tax preparation business,
I also dabble in music.
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Fantastic.
Why am I here?
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You still haven't explained
why you're forcing me
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to come to this.
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Girl, they might not even
let you in
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dressed like a '80
Speed Stick commercial.
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Whoo!
Yeah!
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Who's ready to party tonight?
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Mama ain't got no curfew.
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Now, that's how you dress
for a party.
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Yeah!
Ow!
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Ohh.
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I'm fine.
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Girl, I'm excited.
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You already know a Beast track
guarantees sales
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and a top-10 entry
on the charts.
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And the cherry on top
of it all
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is that him and Derek
got beef.
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Ooh, give me that tea.
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Well, when Beast
was first starting out,
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Derek hired him
as a producer
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but stole a shit-load
of money from him.
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The shade.
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Ollie, don't hit Imani!
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I don't care if she hit you.
That don't mean you hit her.
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Hey, Bree -- Bree, you can't
do this to me.
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You can't just spring
the kids on me like this.
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I got plans this weekend.
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Gary, you always want to see
the kids on the weekends.
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What kind of plans
do you supposedly have?
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I got my plans, okay?
I've got plans.
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And, hey,
what plans do you have
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where it's appropriate for a
mother to have her titties out?
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Look at you.
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Well, technically, mothers
are the only ones
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that can have
their titties out, okay?
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And now that I'm
a single mother,
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I need to put these girls
back to work.
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Wow. You know what?
Have fun, Bree.
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Yeah,
you have fun, too.
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Oh, I'm gonna have so much --
I'm gonna have --
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I'm gonna have stupid fun.
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I might even get arrested.
I might get --
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If I don't get arrested,
I'm gonna get detained.
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I'm gonna have that kind
of fun.
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Bye, Gary.
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We're here.
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Time to get this.
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Is that an alpaca?
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And what the hell is it doing
in Upstate New York?
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We'll need everyone to hand
over their cellphones
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and any other
photographic devices.
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Mnh-mnh.
No.
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Mnh-mnh.
No, sir.
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I have kids,
I'm a mom, okay?
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What if they need to call me
for an emergency?
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Yeah.
Hazel, this is ridiculous.
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I'm not giving him
my cellphone.
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Girls, please.
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Think about how much fun
we used to have
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back in college,
at parties.
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We didn't have cellphones.
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Let's just live in the moment.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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I just got
a new case, so...
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We have a Size 4
who needs wardrobe.
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Head-to-toe.
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She's dressed like a mariachi
band leader.
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Told ya, bitch.
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I can't believe Sinbad just
did you like that.
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You know --
We gonna go.
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You look good, girl.
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You're a Size 4.
That's so great.
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Where can I get a cocktail?
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Actually, forget the cocktail.
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I need some drugs to deal
with all this.
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Tupac and Biggie walked
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so mediocre white children
could fly.
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Sorry, sorry.
Excuse me.
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Ari?Yas, whore.
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Now, if I could just gel down
these edges, I think --
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What are you doing?!
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Look, I did not pass four
different state bar exams
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to be out here dressed
like some cheap video ho.
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When I agreed to help you
with your divorce,
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this is not
where I had in --
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Oh, shit, is that Wesley?
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Your ole law school fling?
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Oh.
It is!
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Hey, Wesley!
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Get over --
What?
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Get over here!
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Get over, both of you!
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What is your problem?I don't want him to see.
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What's up?
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I do not --There goes my boy, Paris.
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Beast's right-hand man.
Stay over here.
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I'm gonna go talk to him
real quick.
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Oh, no, no, no.
I'm going with you.
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Good to see you, love.
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Yes.
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Mwah.
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This is my girl Hazel.
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Hazel?
Of course I know Hazel.
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If you told me you was coming
with a legend,
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I would have
came out here sooner.
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Wait, you didn't know
I was coming?
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Girl, it's all good.
Trust me.
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I came here because you said
Beast wanted to meet with me
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and talk about my album --
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Well, nah,
'cause that's impossible.
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Beast has been in
silent mediation all week,
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and the only artist he's working
with right now is Lil Yodel.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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please join the shaman
in an Ancient Prayer.
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Man #2: Yeah!
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Oh Great Spirit,
we belong to you.
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All things belong to you.
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Oh, my God.
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Tonight, have your way with us.
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And let your plan be known.
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It's Peyote.
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And it has been blessed.
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Okay. Hazel, this is some
pagan illuminati shit
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that I'm not going
to hell for, okay?
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We're leaving, and I suggest
you come, too.
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You don't have to convince me.
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Where are you going?
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Home!
Home!
Home!
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Ooh.
You can't.
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The buses are gone.
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Y'all know Beast parties don't
stop till the sun comes up.
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Are you kidding me?
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-No.
-We're stuck here?!
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I can't die here tonight.
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I just paid off Sallie Mae!
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I knew I shouldn't have
drank that tea.
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My stomach is doing back flips.
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What?
This tea got me feeling nice.
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I'm like, "Gary who?"
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Well, that whack-ass tea
gave me nothing.
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And I'd like to feel something
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other than blind rage
at Marcelle.
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Bam! Taking it back to
the motherland.
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What you know about that?
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Whoo!
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My child.
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Oh.
Hey, Daddy.
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No.
Come with me.
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I know what it is you seek.
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You know what it is I seek?
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That's some big dick energy
right there, man.
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Excuse me!
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Pardon me.
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Pardon me.
Coming through.
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Ari?
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Wesley!
What a surprise.
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Seriously.
I mean, how long has it been?
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14 years?
15?
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15, I think.Wow, that's right.
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I haven't seen you
since your wedding.
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-Hold that thought.
-Ari, wait.
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How's life?
How's David?
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-Whoa.
-Oh.
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All right.
Um...
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Didn't I tell you
I'd come through?
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Paris talked to Beast, and...
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He's excited you're here,
and if you're interested
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he wants to talk about
the album right now.
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Of course I do.
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Uh, where is he?
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He'll meet you
in the Great Hall.
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Now, see girl?
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Let's go close this deal.
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No, you stay here.
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I got this.
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Mm.
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Thank you, Wesley.
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This drink is a miracle.
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I feel better already.
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A little turn up cure
I learned in South East Asia.
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Why are you here?
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Ah, Beast is a partner
in one of my restaurants.
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Wow.
You really blew up.
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You know, I was skeptical when
you dropped out of law school...
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but you followed your dreams.
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Greetings, beloveds.
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Hey, Bree!
Long time.
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Ari, Wesley, I would love
to introduce you
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to my shaman spirit guide, Ted.
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Oh, what kind of Shamanism?
Asian?
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South American?I studied in Park Slope.
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Shaman Ted told me that I'm part
of a rare group of humans
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capable of advanced
awakening.
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Here, baby, drink this.
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I think that tea
broke your brain.
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Oh, this tea is kicking in.
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Oh, shit!
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Stop, my child.
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I think I've found
what you're seeking.
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There you are,
my child.
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Oh, man, I thought
I was tripping.
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Have you seen Beast?
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Before you can see Beast,
you must first see yourself.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Hello?
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Uh!
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Oh!
Got it.
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Ari, remember when we used
to have that
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two-person study group?
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I almost failed Torts because
of your two-person study group.
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Y'all are so cute.
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You have just, like,
such a deep soul connection.
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They were lovers
in six previous lives.
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What?
But not in this one.
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She never took a ride
on his dragon.
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Although winter is coming.
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Bree!
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You know I have
a three-month rule.
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And he took his ass abroad
at like --
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2 months, 21 days.
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Y'all should just get married.
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I am married, Bree.
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Happily.Are you, Ari?
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Are you really happily married?
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Have you lost your mind?
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I think I know where some wine
that Beast forgot to toss out.
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I'll -- I'll be right back.
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Ari, you don't have to pretend
with me, okay?
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Shaman Ted told me that
there was cobwebs in your pussy.
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I have
an incredible sex life.
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She's lying.
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Her gardens are not
being properly sown.
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You know, I've grown so much
in the last few hours.
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Oh, my God.
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The old Bree would be so angry
at Gary for cheating on me,
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but new, awakened Bree
just understanding
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that Gary slept
with that young lady
257
00:12:41,931 --> 00:12:44,620
to better understand himself.
258
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,137
It's his test.
259
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,689
Forgiving his sins is mine.
260
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:49,931
For God sake's, Bree.
261
00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:51,827
You're a Methodist.
262
00:12:51,827 --> 00:12:52,931
Let it out, my sister.
263
00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:54,448
Let it out, honey.
264
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:57,344
Girl, you just need
some dick.
265
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,482
I love my marriage.
266
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:02,344
I love my husband,
267
00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,448
and I super love his dick.
268
00:13:05,448 --> 00:13:07,172
Excuse me.
269
00:13:09,344 --> 00:13:11,862
Don't hop on that D too fast,
girl.
270
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:13,586
You got to stretch.
271
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,586
Hello?
272
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,413
Beast?
273
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:40,827
Whattup, Hazel?
274
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:47,172
Grab a controller.
275
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:51,241
From now on, I will live
in harmony with "what is"
276
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:53,931
and make peace
with what I cannot change.
277
00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,655
Oh, hell no!
278
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:14,310
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll come back --
279
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:15,413
Oh, no, no, it's okay.
280
00:14:15,413 --> 00:14:17,758
Just, um,
close the door.
281
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,482
I guess I'm the only one lame
enough to be sleeping tonight.
282
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,000
Oh, I got it.
283
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,344
Oh.
Um, thank you.
284
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,758
Yeah.
285
00:14:28,758 --> 00:14:31,655
If you're feeling weird
about earlier, don't.
286
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:34,448
I know you and David
are happy.
287
00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:36,793
Yeah.
288
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:39,551
What?
289
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:42,068
It's just...
290
00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,586
do you remember
how we used to laugh?
291
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:48,137
I mean, you used to make up
those stupid songs
292
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,758
about classes?
293
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,482
They were all the same.
294
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:52,862
I hate this class.
295
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,724
I'm about to bounce
on this law school...
296
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,965
It's just...
297
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:05,379
David and I
don't have fun.
298
00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:08,965
And what's worse is, I don't
think he's even noticed it.
299
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:12,758
I'm sorry.
300
00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:17,413
You deserve to have some fun.
301
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,000
Man.
302
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,241
Sometimes I think it's too bad
I left school.
303
00:15:22,241 --> 00:15:23,689
Why?
304
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,758
You hated law school.
305
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,068
And you were failing.
306
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:32,379
Yeah, but sometimes I still
wonder what we could've had.
307
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:39,551
I think we did what was best
for both of us.
308
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:42,448
You were a free spirit,
and I'm --
309
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:46,068
What?
310
00:15:46,068 --> 00:15:48,482
I think there's a free spirit
inside of you, too.
311
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:56,793
Anyway, um, I should
let you get some rest.
312
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:05,310
Wait.
313
00:16:15,172 --> 00:16:16,931
Gary?
314
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:18,310
Bree?
315
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,137
What are you doing here?What am I doing here?
316
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:22,448
You're supposed to be at home
taking care of our kids.
317
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,689
They're with my parents.
318
00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:24,931
I told you I had plans
this weekend.
319
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,103
What kind of plans you got?
320
00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,931
I got pl--Everything okay, baby?
321
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,758
Yes.Who's she?
322
00:16:29,758 --> 00:16:33,206
This is --
Ooh, spirit,
323
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:35,689
I'mma need all the energy
from you right now
324
00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:37,482
to keep from jumping
over there
325
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:40,310
and whoopin' this ho's ass.
326
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,620
All right, you know --
Can you just --
327
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,862
Can you just
give us a minute?
328
00:16:42,862 --> 00:16:45,000
Yeah, be gone, Chanel Iman.
Be gone!
329
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,137
A couple minutes.Bye.
330
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:49,103
We've been separated, like,
what, six months,
331
00:16:49,103 --> 00:16:50,862
and you already out here
in the streets
332
00:16:50,862 --> 00:16:53,103
getting your little dick wet in
a ZARA men's blazer.
333
00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:55,517
Bree, I deserve to move on.
334
00:16:55,517 --> 00:16:57,137
And this was your choice,
you remember?
335
00:16:57,137 --> 00:16:58,827
My choice?
Your choice.
336
00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:00,862
Nigga, did I choose for you
to sleep with the carpool lady?
337
00:17:00,862 --> 00:17:02,000
Did I do that?
338
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,275
Here we go again.
Here we go?
339
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,034
Did you just
"Here we go again" me?
340
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,517
I did.
341
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,103
Oh, I know you did not just
"Here we go again" me.
342
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,620
You're not wearing earrings.All right, low-budget Urkel.
343
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,758
Yeah, you about to
catch a fade!
344
00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:17,862
I also collect toothpaste and
shit from all around the world.
345
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:22,103
It just reminds me that no
matter how different we are,
346
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,448
we all have one thing
in common...
347
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:27,000
we chew food.
Wow.
348
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,344
That was so deep.
Mm-hmm.
349
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:34,724
How dope is it that, um,
we finally get to work together?
350
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:38,000
I have always been
such a fan of yours.
351
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,344
Right.
Fan.
352
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,862
Fan.
353
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:46,517
W-Why are you laughing?
354
00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,793
I mean, i-i-it's just --
355
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,517
It's funny, okay?
I-it's funny.
356
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:53,689
A decade ago, I'm living
with my mom, right?
357
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:58,896
I'm making beats for Derek,
while he robs me blind.
358
00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:02,103
And you never said a word.
359
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,758
Huh?
360
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,482
But now I'm filthy rich,
you're broke
361
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,103
and begging me
to work with you.
362
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:10,896
That's funny.
363
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:15,241
Listen,
364
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,482
I know that I, um,
365
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:21,620
I could be a real jerk
back then.
366
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:25,137
But Derek
screwed me over, too.
367
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:28,275
That's why the two of us
teaming up,
368
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,482
dominating the charts --
369
00:18:31,482 --> 00:18:33,689
It could be
the sweetest revenge ever.
370
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,482
Yeah, well, I'm into it.
371
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:41,620
Nice.
I'm into it.
372
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,689
All right.
All right.
373
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,586
Nice.
You know what?
374
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,586
Okay.
375
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:48,241
All right, you want
to work together, right?
376
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:49,344
Yes.
377
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:53,310
Let's start right now.
378
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,068
What are you --
379
00:18:58,068 --> 00:19:00,448
Uh.
Come on!
380
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,034
Freestyle.
381
00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:05,655
I want Hazel Rachelle
to sing me a song.
382
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,344
Let's get it.
383
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,034
Show me what you got.
384
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,689
Let's go!
385
00:19:14,689 --> 00:19:18,137
Look, Hazel, times have changed,
baby.
386
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,068
You the past.
I'm the future.
387
00:19:20,068 --> 00:19:24,655
If you want any kind
of career again, you need me.
388
00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:26,827
Now show me what you've got.
389
00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,655
You know what?
390
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:34,379
I don't need to show you
anything.
391
00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:36,827
I grew up starving.
392
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,655
I've been at the bottom
plenty of times,
393
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:42,310
because people
will always disappoint you.
394
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,482
But you know who picks me up
every time --
395
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,206
everytime?
Me.
396
00:19:46,206 --> 00:19:48,931
Because I'm goddamn
Hazel Rachelle.
397
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:52,206
So screw you for thinking
anything else.
398
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,689
You know what, Bree?
No.
399
00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:01,034
I wasn't the best spouse,
but neither were you.
400
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:03,827
Okay?
In fact, towards the end,
you weren't even a good friend.
401
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,758
Well, I'm so glad
you went down to Sluts R' Us
402
00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,103
to get yourself
a new friend, Gary.Oh, my God.
403
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,344
And you better have fun
with her while you can, okay,
404
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,965
because I am gonna
murder you in court.
405
00:20:12,965 --> 00:20:14,310
Bree, no -- Bree --
406
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,862
Bree, listen --Get off me, Gary.
407
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,310
Bree, just listen to me, okay?
You always do this.
408
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,724
When things get hard,
you check out.
409
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,310
You leave.Oh, my God, get off me, Gary!
410
00:20:21,310 --> 00:20:23,000
Aah!
411
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,896
Aah!!
Oh, my God!
412
00:20:24,896 --> 00:20:26,206
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
413
00:20:26,206 --> 00:20:28,206
Oh, my God!
No, no!
414
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,310
I-I-I meant like murder you
in court.
415
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,344
Not like --
Not like in real life.
416
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,413
Like -- like play-play murder.
417
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:35,724
I love you, sugar cup.
418
00:20:35,724 --> 00:20:37,068
No, I-I love you,
honey dumpling.
419
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,482
I-I-I love you so much.
420
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,068
Don't you die on me, Gary.
421
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:43,344
Gary, don't you die on me.
422
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,000
No. No.
423
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000
No! No!!
424
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,310
Oh, my God!
425
00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,413
Oh, my God!!
426
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,758
I killed him!
427
00:21:11,758 --> 00:21:14,413
Oh, my God!
I killed him! I killed him!
428
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,965
What?Oh, my God, oh, my God!
429
00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:19,551
I am a murderer,
and you are a child predator.
430
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:22,103
And we're going to jail
for the rest of our lives.
431
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,206
No! What are you talking
about, Bree?
432
00:21:24,206 --> 00:21:26,586
Gary was here
with his girlfriend,
433
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,482
a-and I killed him
by accident,
434
00:21:28,482 --> 00:21:30,103
a-and there's
so much blood on me.
435
00:21:30,103 --> 00:21:31,413
There was so much blood
on me!
436
00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:33,068
Bree!
Bree, Bree, Bree!
437
00:21:33,068 --> 00:21:36,103
Gary is definitely not here,
and there is no blood on you.
438
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:37,620
No blood on me?
No.
439
00:21:37,620 --> 00:21:40,206
Okay.
Can I see?
440
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:42,551
Oh, my God.
441
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,862
Oh, my God.
Oh.
442
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:45,241
Okay.
443
00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:48,344
I didn't kill Gary --
which is great.
444
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:49,655
Yes.
445
00:21:49,655 --> 00:21:50,517
You and Lil Yodel, though --
I mean --
446
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:51,793
Really, Bree?
447
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,724
You look so peaceful
while you sleep.
448
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:57,724
Boy, get out of here.
449
00:21:57,724 --> 00:21:59,310
Little weirdo.
450
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:03,172
A hat and a robe
is a very bold choice.
451
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:04,275
Where you been?
452
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,034
What the hell happened to you?
453
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,379
All I know is I smoked some weed
with a bunch of talking unicorns
454
00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,103
and I woke up in a barn.
455
00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:16,137
That tea hit me mad late, yo.
456
00:22:16,137 --> 00:22:20,275
That tea had me thinking me
and Wesley were...
457
00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:22,310
Never mind.
I'm just glad all the crazy shit
458
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:25,827
we did last night
didn't actually happen.
459
00:22:25,827 --> 00:22:28,137
I'm sorry,
but no more psychedelic teas
460
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,551
for your girl, okay?
461
00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:31,827
I'm too cute and too old
to be this stressed.
462
00:22:31,827 --> 00:22:33,965
Ow! Oh!
Oh, my God, ow!
463
00:22:33,965 --> 00:22:35,275
You okay?Yeah, no --Are you all right?
464
00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:36,862
It's like a sharp pain
in my left side.
465
00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:39,310
What's wrong?I think it's my femur.
466
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:40,310
Stop laughing.
467
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,137
Why am I in so much pain?
468
00:22:42,137 --> 00:22:44,965
That's your body paying you
back for all those
469
00:22:44,965 --> 00:22:47,758
Cirque du Soleil kicks
and splits
470
00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:49,310
you were you were doing.
471
00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:52,379
I've never seen her
turn up like that.
472
00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:53,551
Hey, ladies!
473
00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:56,034
Was that party dope or what?
474
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:59,689
Bitch, you are so fired.
475
00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:02,344
Fired?
476
00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:03,793
Fired.
477
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:07,068
Girl, I was lit.
478
00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:08,827
Y'all didn't have fun?
479
00:23:08,827 --> 00:23:10,931
Peace.
Deuces.
480
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,000
Walk on.
481
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,413
You playin', right?
482
00:23:14,413 --> 00:23:16,103
I'll see y'all out there.
You stupid.
483
00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:19,724
That bitch is crazy.
484
00:23:22,103 --> 00:23:25,448
That tea was crazy.
485
00:23:25,448 --> 00:23:28,275
I miss having fun.Yeah.
486
00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:31,620
Well, you sure were having fun
with Wesley last night.
487
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,137
I actually dreamt
that we had sex.
488
00:23:34,137 --> 00:23:36,275
That sounds hell-a better
than hallucinating
489
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,793
that you killed your husband.
490
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,275
I'm just glad I didn't actually
take your advice
491
00:23:40,275 --> 00:23:42,448
and hop on Wesley's D.
492
00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:44,137
I said that?You said that.
493
00:23:44,137 --> 00:23:46,310
Who said it?You said to do that.
494
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,724
I said that?No, you didn't, you nasty ho.
495
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,931
Oh, my God.
496
00:23:54,931 --> 00:23:57,137
You think we should go to
Popeyes?
497
00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:59,793
It's nice to know that even
as we grow older,
498
00:23:59,793 --> 00:24:01,482
our spirits never change.
499
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:04,517
Hope it's another 15 years
til we do this again.
500
00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,344
Wait a minute!
501
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:08,413
You're just as high as I am!
502
00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:16,827
I can -- I can be serious
and sexy at the same time.
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