All language subtitles for First.Wives.Club.S01E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10

Why not do this?
Why not just bring the kids
by after the movie on Saturday?

That's fine. Just make sure
you don't take them

to see anything scary.Okay. Okay.

Last time,
Imani had nightmares,

and Ollie's mattress looked like
a pee-soaked slip-n-slide.

And I had to deal
with it myself,

and I just don't want to see
that much piss ever...

sober, okay?I know. I know.
And I won't.

Listen, Bree, can we just talk
about us for a minute?

What about us, Gary?

Bree, you said
that you wanted a divorce.

Yeah, and I meant it.

Okay, you know what,
things were said, okay?

Desks --
They were flipped.

I just think that,
you know,

we should give therapy
another shot.

I don't need to go to therapy
to know that you slept

with one of the moms
from our kids' school.

Not only are you dumb,
you're lazy.

Come on, we just did
one session.

I don't need
to dig deeper to know

that you did
some foul-ass shit.

Do you?

Bree, I just --
I feel like we got to figure out

a way to communicate, you know,
for the sake of our kids.

What do you call this?!
What are we doing right now?!

Out the way, asshole!

Okay, you know, we're doing
what we always do,

where I try to talk to you,
but then you don't listen to me

because you get
all emotional.
Emotional?!

You let me walk
into that lion's den

like a limping gazelle,
and now you have the nerve
to call me emotional?!

Okay, Bree, can I just --After all I do for you?!

Can I say one thing?
I didn't know you was coming.I have your back!
I pay your bills!

I suck your tiny dick,
and what you did --

Don't talk about my dick.
That's --I am not emotional!

I really appreciate you coming
to my thesis presentation,

Hazel.
It means a lot.

I wouldn't have missed it
for anything.

Getting your Master's
is a big deal.

I'm so proud of you,
Versace.

Ohh, we need more Black women
in the tech space.

Thank you.

And I go by "Sasha" now.

Oh, you do? Yeah.

I'm on the PhD path.

"Dr. Versace" sounds like
one of my dad's rap artists.

So I'm good with Sasha.

You two
still not talking?

I sent him an invite,
but he didn't show.

Mm.No surprise there.

Well, he's probably trying
to avoid seeing me.

Sorry, kiddo.

Don't apologize.

You're not the reason
he didn't make it.

He's too busy
getting engaged.

We're still married.

He proposed
to this bitch?!

That bastard!

I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.

No.
You're right.

He is a bastard.

You can say it.

You were the best thing
that ever happened to him,

and he is the worst thing
that ever happened to you.

Well, I wouldn't have
met you otherwise.

So it was worth it.

Well, I still think
you deserve better.

I think this break-up
is a good thing,

Hazel.
Hmm.

I really believe that.

You could have picked anyone
in a one-mile radius, okay?!

Well, that's my ride.There is a church and a gym
two blocks away from the school!

But, no!You had to go pick
Courtney's mom!

Well, eventually
it'll be a good thing.

So, for the fundraiser,
another venue might work better.

Her name is
Sofia Lombardi.

Yeah, she's still registered
with the New York State Bar.

If you find out where
she's practicing, let me know.

Thank you.
What were you saying?

Oh, I said there's a request
that we move the venue.

Um, is this something
we can figure out later?

The fundraiser's Saturday,
Ari.

Right.
Of course.

You forgot.

For a second.You said representing Hazel.

wasn't going to get
in the way of the campaign,

but I'm struggling
to believe that.

What's the issue with the venue?
I'll handle it.

Derek wants to do it
at this new spot.

I know.
It's -- It's bigger.

It's got a better sound system.
You'll love it.

Why does he get a say
in any of this?

Well, he's on
the host committee.

We talked about him having
a role in the campaign.

But I thought the role
was financial.

He's not a good person,
David.

I'd be careful about attaching
your name to his.

Well, he's helping me.
Millennials and Gen-Z --

Those are the two voting blocs
that can push us over the top.

And yet they like me,
but they like Derek a lot more.

So as much as I can use him,
I'm going to use him.

Just make sure
he's not using you.

Yeah,
same goes for Hazel.

He's known her
for five minutes.

Mm.
Five minutes!

I was with him
for almost a decade.

And this bitch
gets a diamond.

I'm telling you, Hazel,
these guys are out of control.

Do you know what Gary had
the audacity to tell me today?

What?That I'm emotional.

Is that why you were crying
when you picked me up?

Yes!
Because I amemotional!

I mean, i-it's one thing
to hear about this ho

he cheated on me
with, right,

but it's another to see
her knob-slobbin' face.

Mm. I can relate.Thank you.

-I've left word twice.
-I like her coat.

It's very important that Sofia
get back to me ASAP.

She looks good.
It's cute.

I'm representing
her former client,

and I need a copy
of her prenup.

Thank you.

Aw, this is just
like college, guys.

Everyone congregating
at Bree's place.

And Bree is still complaining
about Gary's broke ass.

And Hazel eating up
all my food.

So, I've reached out
to your old attorney.

Ari still wanna talk
about her homework.

That's true.Except it's yourhomework,

and you're failing,
by the way.

I'm striking out everywhere on
getting a copy of your prenup.

Well,
maybe we don't need it.

Oh. Mm-hmm.Did you see this?

We're not even divorced, and
his ho ass is already engaged.

Ugh!That should kill him
in court.

Yep.Adultery doesn't matter.

What?!
What?!

Legally speaking, cheating has
no bearing on divorce.

So you're saying
that a married man

can just be out in the streets
all willy nilly,

putting his skinny,
no-paying-bill dick

into any tight-ass, dusty,
crusty ho

that wants to sit
on his married dick,

and there's
no legal recourse?

It's awful.
It's horrible.

The only thing that can help us
is finding that prenup.

Why don't you get a copy
of Derek's?

At least ask his attorney
for one.

I already did,
and as I anticipated,

that witch cackled
and hung up in my face.

Without that prenup,
I don't get anything.

I don't get my money.
I don't get my penthouse.

But Bree had
an interesting thought.

I did?
When?

What? Me?
You!

I missed it.Derek's copy.

Where do you think
he'd keep it?

Most likely on the home
computer, not the office.

He keeps all the personal
stuff at the penthouse.

Why?Because if he and Rosalyn
want to play dirty,

we can play dirty, too.

Hell, yeah, we can.

Can we?
Yes.

Absolutely!

If they won't give us a copy
of that prenup,

we'll go in
and take it ourselves,

along with all the rest
of your stuff.

Can we just have a croissant
first and chill?

I need my shit.

The Commodore -- one
of the most prestigious luxury

condominium buildings
in New York City.

55 floors, 24-7 security,
underground garage,

and, most importantly, home to
Derek Ellsworth, our target --

owner of the penthouse
we're gonna heist.

Hell, yeah! Gonna roll up
in there, "Set It Off" style.

On your knees,
you little bitch!

On your knees!

What's the procedure
when there's a gun

to your head, Derek?!

What's
the fucking procedure?!

Hazel, we are not re-creating
"Set It Off."

You know everybody died
in that movie, right?

Don't ruin it.Except for Jada.

Who gonna be Jada?
-Okay, focus.

The operation involves no masks,
no heat,

none of them boys,
no violence of any kind.

The plan is simple -- we're
gonna go in, collect your shit,

secure the prenup, and get the
hell out of there, undetected.

How? We can't go there
if Derek's home, okay?

He's gonna call the cops.

And I don't do jail.
Do you do jail?

Do you do jail?
We don't do jail.

We'll go in when we know
he isn't there.

Tomorrow, the night
of David's fundraiser.

My husband just handed us

the perfect window
of opportunity and location.

The Liberty Room -- exactly 10
blocks north of the penthouse.

Okay, so, Derek,
AKA Mr. Potato Head,

and Stella, AKA Sparkle,

should be out of the penthouse
between 1900 and 2200 hours.

Really, GI Jane?
Military time?

Okay, between 7:00
and 10:00 p.m. tomorrow.

But nobody moves until I confirm
they are inside the venue.

That's when
I'll give the signal.

Then, Hazel, you go in,
grab as much of your clothes

and your jewelry
and shoes as you can.

Wait, how --
how long do I have?

Because I need to get
my mink eyelashes,

my Waterford crystal,
and my neck massager.

Bitch, you don't need
a neck massager.

I have one you could borrow.

You don't use yours on your
neck, so, no, thank you.

Prioritize, Hazel.
We only get one shot at this.

Fine. I'll leave
the neck massager.

But how the hell am I supposed
to get stuff out of there

without Derek's little doorman
seeing me?

Bree,
that's where you come in.

We need you to procure
those red medical waste bags

from the hospital.Of course you do.

Hazel, whatever you grab goes
into a medical waste bag

and into the garbage chute.

That's how we'll transport
the items

from Point "A"
to Point Bree.

Hold up. How am I supposed to
get Hazel's bags

out of the trash?
Yuck.

They'll be easy to spot
because they're red!They're red!

Ari,
you're a goddamn genius!

Hold up one second.
Can I just make a suggestion?

Why can't we do something
normal,

like go to the movies
or have a boozy brunch?

Like, Hazel,
don't get me wrong.

I love you and I want you
to get your stuff back,

but I can't do a heist.

Um, Bree...

We need you.

Is this
an ASPCA commercial?

What's that lip for?

Stop.
No!

This is illegal!It's not illegal!

Ah-ha-ha-ha!

Not if we go in now.

Once they file an injunction,
it will be too late,

and if we don't get
a copy of that prenup,

Hazel is screwed.

Bree, we're just taking back
what's rightfully

and legally mine.

Exactly.

Although, you know, there is
one remaining loose end.

We need someone we trust
on the inside

who can get us
in the building.

I got the perfect person.

Perfect!

Sounds like we have --Excuse me.

Back it up 2.2 seconds,
can we?

Even if Hazel has the right
to her possessions,

even if you have
the perfect person

to let us in the building,

we still have to break in
to Derek's actual suite,

and that, my friends,
is illegal!

Not if
we don't break in.

-Boom!
-Good timing, Versace!

Mm, it's Sasha now.

Oh. Sasha.

So, ladies, we doing this?

Hell, yeah!
Absolutely.

Damn it, I'm in!

Oh, I'm gonna regret this.

Stella.
Show us that ring.

Um, i-it's being sized.

Relax your face.Yeah, no more pictures.

I told you people
were gonna ask.

Baby, listen to me.

We can't have all that money
sliding off your finger, right?

Mm-hmm.
Right?

Mr. Potato Head
and Sparkle have landed.

I repeat,
they have landed.

Yep. The three
of us are locked, loaded,
and ready to roll.

I don't know about this, guys.
I'm kind of scared.

I don't know if we should
be doing this.

Come on, Bree!

We know we can do it
by doing it, Bree.

we made a decision.

We stick with it.

Okay, let me help you
with your --

You got it.
Okay.

Mm-hmm.

This place isn't so bad,
is it?

It's perfect.

Thank you for all your work
on this.

Now, there is just one
other little thing

I need you to help with.

Uh, Eric Christie
can't make it,

and he was gonna make the ask --
you know, the awkward,

"Persuade anyone who hasn't
donated to donate," speech.

So, uh...

You want me
to make the speech?

I can't be
my own hype man.

No.
I did not plan for this.

Come on, Ari.
You don't have to plan.

You're a pro.

You just can't spring this
on me at the last minute.

It was sprung on me.

Oh, God.
Please, Ari.

I need you.

Ple-e-e-ase.

Okay, uh, he was supposed
to go on at 9:00,

so you'll have plenty
of time to prepare.

Oh.

Right.

Oh, you're the best wife ever.
Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah!

Derek!
Glad you made it.

You know, we couldn't have
pulled this off

without you, man.Yeah, well,
you know, brother.

We're supposed to help
each other out.

It's what we do, right?
Oh.

David, Ari,
this is Stella Bentley.

-Oh.
-Hi.

-Nice to meet you, Stella.
-Nice to meet you.

Uh, I know you really don't want
to see me right now,

but I'm here for your man.

That's it.

I'm actually delighted
you're here tonight, Derek.

Both of you.

If you'll excuse me.

She's delighted. Listen,
this guy right here is --

Look at this face.
That's presidential.

All right, ladies. My timeline
just got a lot tighter.

I have a hard out at 8:45.

I got to be back here by 9:00.

So we got to go.
Now.

I'm on it.

Hi, this is Sasha
from Med-sculpt.

I'm at the entrance
with my sensitive matter.

Thank you.
Thank you so much, Walter.

I just didn't want to parade
in front of all the gossips

at The Commodore after having
my little cosmetic touch-up.

Of course. And I'm glad to hear
it was just cosmetic.

Yes! A doctor took the fat
I injected in my lips

and put it in my butt.

If I stand too soon, it might
slide down my legs and settle.

And you know
what that means.

Cankles!
Ooh!

Oh, God.

Hey, crew, I am seeing
and smelling a lot of things

I'd rather not right now,
so move your asses!

Over and out.

I'm coming, Bree.

I'm moving as fast as I can.

Why didn't I get to play
the nurse?

All right, ladies,
I'm on my way.

Hazel, what's your ETA?

You need to be packed
and sending bags down to Bree

by the time I arrive.

My ETA is I can't believe your
ass got me taking these stairs.

And remember, only use
the red medical waste
trash bags, Hazel, okay?

If it looks like trash-trash,
it's staying in the bin.

This is my heist!

Why don't you calm
your ass down?!

Shit!

Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
One quick thing.

I-I-I want you to meet
Maurice and Camille.

Oh!
Yeah,
Maurice works at the firm,

and Camille is the new dean
at Columbia.

Oh, nice to meet you!
I love Columbia.

It's such a special place.
Isn't it?

Maurice and I went to
undergrad there.

Oh, Ari and I met
in school, too.

Really?
You never told me that.

Yeah!

Yeah, it's --
it's actually a funny story.

It's not that funny.Yeah, it's kinda funny.

We were both at this random
house party in the Bronx,

and it was so loud.

Remember, honey?

Anyway, uh, we talked
the whole night,

and I thought
we really hit it off,

but when I called her
the next day, she --

Basically, I'd spent
the entire evening

talking to a cute boy
named Devon.

So later, when a David called,
I didn't know who he was!

Long story short, I figured
it out.

If you'll excuse me,
I have to go to the ladies room.

Hey, guys, um, not to be
that girl again,

but it's getting
kind of weird out here.

So can you pick up
the pace?

Over and out.

I'm in.

Oh, God,
there's too many files.Oh, no, that's a mess.

Considering how messy the rest
of my father's life is,

I'm not at all surprised.

I can put everything in a folder
and then download

the folder, but --But what?

It's gonna be huge.

Like a terabyte,
which might take a while.

Or we could just take
the whole computer.

No, we can't take anything
that's not ours.

All right, just, uh,
download everything you can.

That's -- That --
That's the best option we got.

Okay, cool.
And I'm tracking my dad's phone,

so we'll know
when he leaves the venue.

But this transfer is
gonna cut it close.

Imma go help Hazel
finish up.

Hazel! What the hell?! You --
You haven't packed anything!

Give me that champagne!No! It's mychampagne,

and I'm not gonna let that
asshole enjoy it without me.

Hazel, listen to me!

I will get you new champagne,
but right now

I need you to pack your shit
and throw it down the chute.

It's all my shit!

My Sabino sconces?

My Minotti chaise?

My Palais Royale mattress

that Derek and Stella
are smashing on?!

I paid $30,000 for it
for our one-year anniversary!

Oh, honey.
Oh, I feel for you. I do.

But right now we need to focus
on stuff we can put in a bag.

All right, come on.

Oh, oh, careful.Put them in.

That's my
Adrienne Landau fur.

I wore it
on my Open Book tour.

Do you want it?

Well, hell, yeah!

Then put it
in the garbage!

We have to hurry.

Derek is not gonna stay
at that party much longer.

How much longer
do we have stay here?

We should...

We can go right now.Oh. Yay.

Leaving right now.

Mr. Potato Head and Sparkle
are on the move.

Repeat. On the move.

Hey!

It's okay.

But technically, everything
in that Dumpster

and its contents
belong to me.

But anything can be had
for the right price.

Someone needs to come down
and help me, okay?

Okay, okay, okay. Go.

Go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.

I can handle the rest
of the bags.

Shit! They're here!

Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Where are we with the files?Um, 90%.

Okay, okay, you go.
You go.

I'll stay.Are you sure?

Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!

I'll catch up with you
later.

Okay, Ari,
get your game face on.

Is that my fur coat?

He wanted a hand job,
Hazel, okay?

It got very dark.
You're lucky I'm still here!

Where is Ari? We can't
leave without her.

I don't know.
She said she'd catch up.

Love it. Love it. Hey.

We're like the brown-titty
Thelma and Louise!

Good evening.

David and I share a home,
a child,

a philosophy
that every single person,

no matter how rich or poor,

is entitled to the same
basic rights and freedoms.

And when those in positions
of power deny us those rights,

we must fight back.

Not just with our words,
but with our votes.

So how do we make sure
that David Montgomery

gets the Senate seat in 2020?

We go up to Albany,

and we take back what's ours!

It was so crazy!
I can't believe
we pulled it off!

Yes!
Get it here!

Oh!
Right?

I mean, I'd give anything
to see the look

on Derek's face when he saw
all those empty closets.

Or Stella's when she realizes
her precious jewel is gone.

Come on, say what, now?

Looks better on me,
don't you think?!

Hazel!

You didn't!

Oh, I definitely did.

-You're such a boss.
-And you know it.

-Hazel!
-Yes?

I told you only take
what's yours.

This is actual theft.
He can come after us now.

No. No, he can't.

You see, I bought myself
a beautiful

yellow diamond necklace

when my second album
went triple platinum.

Now, when I went to retrieve it,
I noticed something was missing.

Can you believe that cheap
bastard gave her my diamond?

Yes.

We meant Derek.

He cheap, okay?
-Cheap!

Girl, I'm so happy for you.

That piece of shit
got what he deserved.

Thank you, ladies.
Now, what's up with Gary?

Do we need to break in
to his place, or what?

'Cause, um, I'm ready.

No.
No break-ins necessary.

But I could definitely use
your help with something else.

Make a decision
and stick to it, right?

Keep going. Keep going.

We got to get --
We got to do our homework.

Homework, homework,
homework first, okay?

Love you guys.

I-I'm sorry, who are you?

Who are you?I'm Gary Washington.

And this is my house.

Gary Washington.
You've been served.

Served?

Who's emotional now,
Gary?