Original subtitles

Hey, son! Can't you throw any faster?

Throw your best ball!

OK, Dad! I won't go easy on you!

Atta boy.

Dad!

Jubeh, son...

That was a hell of a pitch...

Sorry, Dad. I'll never play ball again.

Take care of your kid brother...

Musashi...

Dad!

Musashi...

...wanted on 54 charges, including Dropping Televisions on People,

the juvenile fugitive has finally been arrested.

After causing a huge explosion at the batting cage you are now seeing,

heroic officers were able to apprehended him this evening.

All 54 crimes were committed single-handedly in a 2 week spree.

The most vicious juvenile in history.

However, he has some followers.

They claim his acts are Justice for those the Law leaves untouched.

Until he appears in court

the accused will be held in a detention facility in Tochigi.

The bus leaves in 40 minutes.

Family members visiting inmates must check in

and leave all belongings at the gate.

After your body search, you can go right on in!

Let go! That sonofabitch killed my daughter!

If he's too young for death row, I'll kill him myself!

It's not my fault. Society is to blame!

Shut up and walk!

Move it!

Stop there!

You're Jubeh Yakyu, right?

You hacked up a big yakuza boss with a machete, right?

You're the man!

What's your point?

They say you're a hero who slaughters the "untouchables".

Do me a favor!

I want you to kill someone. There's a bad guy living in my head.

He makes me do evil things. Can you kill him?

Don't hurt me, just kill him.

Do it yourself.

This way, sir!

He really is dangerous.

I know.

Take this, just in case.

No need.

Jubeh Yakyu is here, sir.

Thanks, officers. Uncuff him.

You want them chopped off?

Jubeh Yakyu.

You get one chance at life, and you ruined it.

And you don't give a damn, huh?

What do you want?

You want freedom, Jubeh?!

I'll be free when I die!

Don't be hardheaded, punk.

If you play things right, you can be free again before that.

Jubeh, join the baseball team!

The earth begins to tremor

The birds take flight

The white baseball flies... Overtake it. Overdo it. Get that ball!

The Breaking Ball!

Sliding... Foul!

My bat doesn't make much contact with the ball yet...

But soon, someday...

I'll hit it for sure!

I'll hit the ball out of the park...

straight at your heart!

Look, fellas!

The earth begins to tremor

The bears wave hello

The red sun descends... Overtake it. Overdo it. Get that sun!

Catch and Release!

Poison Play!

I'm not quite familiar with the rules yet...

but soon, someday...

I'll hit it for sure!

I'll hit the ball out of the park...

and make you cry!

Atten-hut!

Firstly, we will medically examine you.

Then, as part of standard procedure...

We will brand you.

Then you'll be given cells!

Respond to all orders in a quick and orderly manner.

Let's welcome the princess.

It's stuck!

Next!

I know you're hiding something!

Push it out!

You got more in there, huh?

You like it, huh? Here I go! Here we go!

You're scared? You're sad?

You're next!

Feel the pain you inflicted on your victims!

This is nothing in comparison!

Sorry to keep you waiting, buddy.

Move it!

You're being sent to "Pterodactyl Hall". Beware of the Headmistress, Ishihara.

She's Chairperson of the baseball tournament called "Juvie League".

"Juvie League"is supposed to help reform young criminals across the country!

The bitch is also a segregationist.

Her grandfather was in Germany during WWII.

He was an attache who aided the Nazis in their attempts at genocide.

And she's proud of him!

A segregationist bitch, helping juvenile offenders, through baseball?!

She must have ulterior motives!

Get in!

"How to Enjoy Prison Life"

The Squeaky Shiny "Poo-Poo" Coming to a jail near you soon!

Nice to meet you.

My name is Shinosuke Suzuki. I'm 16.

You must be Jubeh Yakyu.

We're allowed to watch TV here twice a week.

I saw you on the news.

No need to introduce myself then.

You killed Manabu, the serial rapist.

I respect you for that.

The man raped a woman living next door!

I heard that on the news.

You heard her screaming, kicked down the door, and killed the rapist!

That's far from the truth.

Really?

He'd already raped her when he came to my apartment and said...

Said what?

"Can you spare me any tissues? I'm all out."

That's why I killed him.

Get a move on!

Get your food now!

Come on!

Move your asses!

"Pterodactyl Hall"

Apologies to our victims!

We lead an easy life!

Thanks for the food!

"You Asked For It"

Try eating before you puke!

Hurry up!

You too, come on!

This really is puke.

No speaking allowed.

I can't eat this.

You have to! If you don't, we'll all get punished.

Pinch your nose and swallow it.

I'd rather die than eat this.

Don't talk!

MSG salt. It should make things a little easier.

Inmate 1997, report immediately!

4-Eyes. Give me the MSG.

Enter.

The Squeaky Shiny "Poo-Poo" Coming to a jail near you soon!

Let go.

Jubeh Yakyu.

How do you like it here?

It's great, except for the vomit for breakfast.

I checked into your background.

You pitched in the National Baseball Little League. You won the Semi-Final.

The championship was within your reach!

But you quit. Because your father died.

What a shame.

Jubeh, join my baseball team.

Every inmate must do an extracurricular activity.

You will play baseball.

You have a gift. Don't waste it.

Play in the Juvie League. Win the Championship.

I've made a vow never to play baseball again.

What?

Know what real men play?

"Long Rope".

This is my last offer!

Join the ball team and play in the Juvie League.

And that's...

An order.

Get it?

No.

If you refuse to join the team...

You won't leave here alive!

Are you menstruating?

I thought I smelt something.

I stopped menstruating years ago.

He trained in Germany.

He's a genuine martial artist.

What was that?

It's not over yet! Join the team!

I said No.

It hurts...

Shut the fuck up. I'm fuckin' busy!

Fuck you too. It's me.

That's enough!

I won't be attending today's class. I'm tired.

"Jubeh"

"If you want your roommate back alive, come to the ball field."

You're nothing but a rotten delinquent!

Disobeying Frau Ishihara is a heinous war crime!

It's time to teach you some lessons.

You call yourself a teacher?

Order me around, and you'll get hurt!

Hm?

You'll die!

Hm?

I'll kill you!

You think you can kill me? Come on then!

Hey, that's Jubeh!

It's Jubeh!

Is that your best pitch, Jubeh?

Now it's my turn!

There are 2 kinds of people I hate.

Those who torture kids, and!

Those who catch balls without gloves!

Gosh darn it, I luv both o' them!

Oh no. Am I really going to die a sorry-ass virgin?

Wait a minute!

I'm not eating this.

Jubeh, you were hiding chocolate?

You could be put in solitary, maybe even killed for this!

But, I haven't had chocolate for so long...

Just one bite...

I vowed never to throw this ball again...

Musashi!

Stop it! Baseballs aren't murder weapons.

But you used it to kill, bro.

Do what you like.

You think you're hot, huh?!

Die!

What are you doing, Jubeh?!

This right hand of mine. This hand!

When I lose my temper, it becomes uncontrollable.

Stop it!

Die, right hand! Drown, damn you!

Think you're tough, huh?!

Look at you now!

Damn baseball... Damn you, baseball!

What did you just do to...

"Musashi Nakagawa."

Your little brother's new name!

Why did he change his family name?

Because he was adopted, after spending hard time for assault.

But he ran away from his foster family.

Then he started acting in kiddie porn videos.

One day he snapped. He slaughtered his homosexual co-star with a bat.

When the film crew tried to intervene, he attacked them too!

He showed no remorse...

Reform was deemed impossible. He was sentenced to life imprisonment.

Hi sleepyhead.

Anything wrong?

How long have I been out?

8 hours.

It's midnight now.

You look better. I guess you haven't slept much lately.

How did you get the syringe?

I stole it from the nurse.

I'm not much of a fighter, so I need something to protect myself.

Jubeh, you kept on calling out "Musashi"in your sleep.

Who is he?

A family member?

I have no family. I've been alone all my life.

Wow, you're so tough.

Listen.

Yes?!

A friend of mine is supposed to be here. Do you know him?

His name is Musashi.

The guy you were calling for, right?

I looked for him at breakfast, but I couldn't find him.

Are you sure he was sent here?!

Yes, I'm sure.

You may not want to hear this, but...

There was a kid who came here half a month ago...

He fell ill and died before we got to know his name...

He's dead?

Musashi Nakagawa...

He was an unusually honest young man!

I could see it in his eyes.

I knew he'd just made a silly mistake!

That he'd be a model inmate, who'd successfully return to society.

But he...

I've seen the loss of many young lives.

Only the good die young.

The world is so irrational...

Jubeh.

Musashi held onto this ball right until his final breath.

I hoped that, one day, it could be put it to good use.

And now, the time has come.

I'm sure Musashi's wishing the same up in heaven.

I won't punish you for leaving your cell.

I won't try to persuade you to join the team either.

It's your choice. Do the right thing!

I want to see the outside world once more before I die.

That's why I want you to join the baseball team.

It's my only wish.

Headmistress.

Yes?!

I'll join your team.

There's one condition.

Give the teammates a pardon, whether we win or lose.

And one more thing.

Just for one day!

Stop feeding us vomit for breakfast!

Deal!

"Draft Notice"

Join the baseball team.

Headmistress's orders. Join, and your meals will improve.

You're playing ball from today!

The Headmistress promises better food too.

Play ball! No questions asked!

It's an order, you stink-head! For better food!

Shut up and join us!

If you want to eat decent food, follow the order, ass munch!

"The Gauntlets"

Sho

Abatar

Ratman

Tyson

Santaro

Kamiyama

Eye-Ball

Look what you did to me yesterday.

I can't get this out. Asshole!

You play ball. Live and Die with your ball!

Anyway, we're all teammates now.

I'm pitcher. Let's do it.

You're the pitcher?!

Why do you have No. 4 on your uniform?

The pitcher wears No. 1. Don't you know anything?!

"4" means "Death". What other number could I wear?

"The Way of the Samurai is found in Death."

You think you're a Samurai?

You're nothing but a teenage murderer!

Samurai... "To Serve"! It's a nice word.

"Live, by Dying" That's the true spirit of a Samurai.

Philosophical theories are beyond them. These are but morons.

And we're one player short!

But I've never actually played before...

Don't worry.

I believe you have!

Something. Maybe.

Listen up!

Our opponents have been determined.

We're playing St. Black Dahlia High.

What are you doing back here? And why are you wearing our uniform?

I've been appointed your manager.

Headmistress's orders. See?!

"Headmistress's Orders"

"Headmistress's Orders"

"Headmistress's Orders" What do you know about baseball?

What do you know about baseball?

"Out!" "Safe!" "Homerun!" Right?

Do you know the rules?!

I forgot "Champagne Shower".

The St. Black Dahlia students are evil!

Our crimes are petty in comparison.

They didn't just accidentally kill someone in a fight.

That's me.

They didn't just get into a boxing match

and blow up their opponent with TNT.

That's me! I'm Tyson. But I can't bite!

They're not just military geeks who imported guns to shoot the homeless.

They didn't just stress out, set fire to their school and kill their classmates.

That's me!

They're not merely Koreans who went on a shooting spree when they were mocked.

That's me.

They're not just kids who killed their wife-beating stepdad

by injecting air into his artery...

That's me, by the way.

They're in a totally different realm!

What's a "realm"?

One of them exterminated their entire school by poisoning lunches.

Another decapitated children, and started a collection of heads.

One drove a stolen car into a village, set it on fire, and killed them all.

Another one bombed a commuter train resulting in 100 fatalities!

One fired a home-made rocket into a tour boat and sunk it!

That's who we're up against!

How horrifying...

They're a bunch of terrorists.

And one more thing...

The game's tomorrow!

What! Tomorrow?

What are we going to do?

Something smells fishy...

Damn, you have a good nose!

I'm talking about the League!

This is all too sudden!

We don't even have time to practice!

And the Black Dahlia inmates are NOT ball players.

They're murderers! They're psycho butcher girls!

Don't be silly, I know that already.

It's all about timing.

We'll soon see what the Headmistress is up to.

For now, we'll just have to play along.

But, Jubeh...

Juvie League is a charade.

But all we can do now is play along!

We'll see what happens when the shit hits the fan.

We're doomed to die if we stay here anyway.

I'd rather die on the field, showing what I'm made of.

As long as I'm with you...

I'm not afraid.

That hurts, Mr. Mifune...

Call me "Governor Mifune".

Tomorrow...

Our family's long overdue dream will...

finally come true.

Right, Daddy?

JUVIE LEAGUE STADIUM The Bad Side of Tochigi

Frau Ishihara. How nice of you to invite me.

I am looking forward to the game.

What the hell? This is no ball field!

"Welcome to The Bad Side of Tochigi"

How are we supposed to play ball here?

What kind of foul play are you up to?

Jubeh, don't be disrespectful.

You get a yellow card.

Yellow cards are for soccer!

What's this all about?!

Time to play ball at the Juvie League!

Japan's looking bad. Look what we found in her gutters.

They're stupid, sick, egotistical...

Shitheads!

It's begun...

What's begun, dammit!

...these murdering punks.

The fact that they even exist is very fucking shit!

You don't deserve to play, you fuckers!

Oh, I almost forgot our guests!

They tour prisons to entertain lowlife inmates.

The charitable and penniless duo Poo-Poo!

We're Poo-Poo! Nice to meet you!

I've gotta shake their hands!

This isn't the time!

That was worth the wait.

St. Black Dahlia High, what a sight for sore eyes!

When do we begin?

We should have worked on a dance routine too.

Bow!

Now I'll toss a coin to decide who bats first.

Now I'll toss a coin to decide who bats first.

"You Asked For It"

Heads.

Tails.

It's heads. The Pterodactyl Gauntlets bat first!

The Gauntlets, a.k.a. The Stinking Pussies...

from Pterodactyl Hall bat first.

Up yours.

First at the plate is "Sho".

Uniform number 28.

Sho!

They're unpredictable. Go out there and buy us some time.

I got it!

Come on!

Hey, bitches!

Just loosen up and take it easy.

St! Black Dahlia's pitcher is "Ivy". The lazy, foxy, Ivy!

I'd be running from this babe, NOT!

Come on!

I know I've got you scared, hey?!

That pitcher, Ivy...

She's killed 8 people.

Only eight? That's nothing.

People call her Poison Ivy.

She was born with some weird scars.

She slaughtered anyone who made fun of them!

Then she stuck all the pieces together.

Now it's at the Mori Art Museum.

Here I go.

You think this is a softball game?

I think we got it all wrong!

I'm not done yet!

With the next pitch, let's hope she nails the...

Three Stooges look-alike!

Not this time!

That's gotta hurt!

He lost the top of his hairdo and the top of his nose.

Three Stooges?

He's just an ugly dog!

Brilliant.

Is he giving her a warning?

Too late for that.

I don't think so!

This is an unexpected move!

Is Offence is the best Defense?!

Not bad for a moron!

Sho...

Sho : 8.00

You saw that! It was an illegal pitch!

It was?

Turn a blind eye? Are you a PTA member?!

Sho's death occurred in the dugout.

It's unrelated to the game.

Are you serious?

And it was suicide.

Suicide!

Suicide!

You don't have the balls to pull the trigger!

Shoot me!

Jubeh, we can't afford to lose our Captain!

Next up...

"Ratman"

Uniform number 1/2.

Bitch!

Ratman won't fall for a wiggling ass!

He's running for 3rd base!

Hey, wrong direction!

Idiot!

It's a trap!

Out!

Now for the next goat...

At the plate we have "Abatar".

Uniform number 3D.

Strike One.

Doesn't he look kind of pale?

Dead ball!

1st Inning Gauntlets vs. Dahlias 0.0 - 5.89

I got it.

What is it?!

Look at the scoring system.

It looks like a scoreboard for Olympic Figure Skating.

8 points for killing Sho, and 7.5 for Ratman?!

That asshole Headmistress! She never wanted us to play baseball!

Am I getting this right?

To score a perfect 10...

You have to make a dynamic kill!

Am I right?!

I don't know anything.

The Headmistress just told me to make sure you behave.

I'm gone!

You can't go!

There's no way out.

Just the way the Headmistress planned it!

So we have to kill all the Black Dahlia players?

No one ever forced me to kill.

And I won't let them force me now!

I won't do it either!

I'll take care of this!

You have a plan?

"Live, by Dying"

Pathetic.

Top of the 1st. 3 Out. No Runs. The Gauntlets proved worthless.

It'll be over sooner than we thought.

Lucky Poo-Poo. You won't be late for your part-time jobs.

We don't have part-time jobs!

We're idol singers!

The pitcher is the captain of the Pterodactyl Gauntlets.

"Jubeh Yakyu". Uniform number 4.

At the plate we have "Blind".

Uniform number 22.

Here I come.

Oh my, the ball went astray!

It curved with deadly precision!

If the ball had hit Blind, it would've been...

Awful!

What's the blind bitch's problem?

No more soft pitches.

Blind takes a humiliating fall!

One more strike and she's out! Don't you want to see more of her?

Go, Blind! Drop dead, Jubeh!

Way to go!

Jubeh, nail her!

Damn!

Jubeh!

Jubeh : 9.86

Put him down.

How's life, Jubeh?

Thought you were better than us, huh?

We'll proceed as planned!

We have to gain time at all costs.

If they find out about Jubeh's plan, we're history.

I'll get you assholes for this...

What's this?!

Everybody, remember what Jubeh said?

Live, by Dying Right?

The Samurai Spirit.

Go, go, Gauntlets!

Next at the plate is "Tyson".

Uniform number 66.

Tyson!

Tyson...

Next at the plate is "Santaro".

Uniform number 27.

Remember.

We're Samurai!

I finally figured it out.

You look just like Klaus Nomi. Not that I don't like him...

You're a good musician too.

Santaro, uniform No. 27, came from the slums of Tokyo!

He was born with the disability known as "Baldness".

Realizing his tragedy at an early age, he became!

A hardcore Sociopathic Kindergartener.

The only people he ever trusted

were his teammates, the Pterodactyl Gauntlets.

He called them...

"Friends". The first he ever made.

Let us never forget his bulging muscles.

Nor his shiny bald head.

Stop it, Musashi.

Baseballs aren't murder weapons.

This will do.

"Dear Mother"

"There comes a time when a man must turn his back on death."

"So said a great Chinese philosopher."

Next at the plate is "One-Arm".

Uniform number 15.

There's only me and the useless Shinosuke left.

We have to drag out the game for Jubeh, or else...

How's he doing anyway?

If he fucked up, this is all just a big waste!

I should have split when I had the chance...

Hello?

You're thinking aloud.

Get down!

Shinosuke dashes! Shinosuke leaps!

Shinosuke flies on by!

Samurai!

The only player remaining is...

Shinosuke the Bench Warmer! Does he really think he can win?

Or will he surprise us all?!

Just hurry up and finish the game, dipshit!

Jubeh, I'm dead meat...

I must confess...

I've never thrown a ball in my life.

Where is this?

Bingo!

Manager!

I mean, Bitch!

What's wrong with Shinosuke, the last of the Gauntlets?

He just won't throw a pitch.

Hey, kid!

Me?!

That ball has a time limit.

Two, One, Ka-boom!

To infinity and beyond!

I'm not done yet!

The Gauntlets will never die!

What a dork.

I'm a ball player to the end.

To uphold sportsmanship, I will not kill!

Jubeh!

Feel it?

This is for the humiliation you gave the inmates!

And this is...

For me!

Jubeh, wait.

I work for Governor Mifune.

I was sent to keep an eye on you and Pterodactyl Hall!

He wants to stop the Headmistress. She's out of line.

No Governor tells me what to do.

I'll get her. Because I want to.

You Frankfurter fags!

So you are alive...

I knew you wouldn't die so easily!

Is watching people kill that much fun?!

We just want to pay our dues.

Is it too boring for you to let kids try to change?!

You think we're good joke material?

I guess it's too late for a sermon...

It's your turn, Headmistress.

I hope you're ready.

I wouldn't be so sure.

Time to inject some illegal shit into this pathetic excuse for a game!

Prepare to defecate, punks. He'll slash you. He'll gash you.

He'll bring justice to the world like a God-loving Satan!

Behold!

His name is...

DESTROY THEM ALL

You heap of scrap metal!

You need help?

Eat this, fucker!

DESTROY THEM ALL

What the fuck?

Musashi!

Guess what, Jubeh.

Your final opponent is...

Your traumatic past!

Jubeh!

Musashi!

A cybernetic body fused with a human neural system...

He's also programmed with a whole lot of baseball tactics.

This is the perfect combat android!

Your kid brother made it complete.

His raging fury provides an inifite energy source.

And so...

Jubeh?!

Sneaky bastard...

If you think you've won, you're wrong.

I'll pull your dick off, rip it in half, and shove it up your nostrils!

Shut up!

Your ringworm infested genitals stink so bad, you'll die!

Wanna know the last thing you'll see before you die?

It's the tips of my fingers!

Skirt?

Musashi!

You look terrible.

Musashi...

Jubeh!

4-Eyes!

Follow me!

I'm scared!

Shinosuke!

Hold this and do as I say.

Aim at his legs!

You know his weakness?

Anybody can see! The legs!

Jubeh, watch out!

Jubeh, leave me here and run. I'll just get in your way!

I can't do that!

At least you can survive!

Shut up!

Look out!

4-Eyes!

Live, by Dying!

4-Eyes...

I want to see the outside world once more before I die.

It's my only wish.

Musashi...

I never thought I'd throw this at you...

Eat this! The pitch to finish it all!

L'Inferno!

What happened to me?

Why am I here?!

What's this guy with pubic hair on his head saying?

"You committed massacre and are a most wanted criminal!"

"They're searching for you all over your country."

Once again the 17-year-old has caused horrendous carnage.

We have just received permission to release his identity.

His name is "Jubeh Yakyu".

He killed all 53 participants at a Juvie League game.

He then set fire to the detention facility "Pterodactyl Hall".

The fire took the lives of all 173 inmates.

He's undeniably Japan's worst criminal ever!

My deepest sympathy...

and condolences.

He framed me, that faggot Governor!

"Your country has betrayed you."

"All you have left is this baseball."

"Your country doesn't nurture its youth."

"It's a silly country."

"My country is different."

"Follow him."

"That is your mother country."

"Want to get revenge on the country that took advantage of you?!"

"We'll provide all the help you need."

Okay.

But I have some conditions.

Look out!

Game set!

It's over.

Shinosuke, you did great!

You're the MVP!

The Most Valuable Player!

MVP? But all I wanted was to play ball with my teammates...

Let's show the MVP our appreciation!

Is this a dream? I'm the MVP?

It must be a dream! I'm the MVP!

It must be a dream...

"We found this boy with you."

"He almost died in the explosion."

"Our medical technology kept him alive."

"But he's been smiling ever since!"

"He must be having fun hallucinations."

I'll tell you my conditions.

First, set the boy free.

Then let me take care of some unfinished business.

After that's done, I'm all yours.

"Deal."

At the Juvie League game on August 20

173 students and teachers were lost in the carnage. Accordingly...

We intend to form an advisory council to make a thorough review of policies.

A panel of experts...

There are 2 kinds of people I hate.

Those who abuse political power, and...

Homos with bad taste.

Then the investigative board shall...

Start long, hot talks...

And so...

I have dislikes too.

Those who use patriotism for their own use, and!

Guys with pubic hair on their heads.

Shinosuke, keep this.

Is this the end?

Don't be silly.

This is just the beginning!

Hold this for me.

Thank you.

Subtitles by Dean Shimauchi Subtitle Supervisor Chad Mullane