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MAX: Here we are, PeniGo Industries.

You guys ready to work for Penny Gold?

NOODLES: I can't wait to go on an elevator ride.

ALICIA: Noodles, this is where dreams get made.

NOODLES: My dream is to go on a really long elevator ride.

KAYLYN: I know this is just a two‐week

junior achievement program inside of an incubator

that develops hundreds of ideas at once,

99% of which never see the light of day,

but we made it!

ZEKE: Big time. MAX: See ya later, garage!

We're moving up in the world!

KAYLYN: Nothing's gonna stop us now!

NOODLES: Elevator, here we come!

ALICIA: Let's do this!

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MAX: Okay, wrong building.

NOODLES: There it is across the street.

KAYLYN: And we're gonna be late on our first day.

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MAX: Whoa! KAYLYN: Unreal!

ZEKE: Wow!

ALICIA: Cool! NOODLES: Sweet!

MAX: Penny Gold has ridden the same old bike to work every day

for the last 50 years.

NOODLES: You know what that means?

I have a better bike than Penny Gold.

ZEKE: It means she's humble and has no need for flashy things,

and‐‐ whoa, is that a pinball machine?

ALICIA: Check out these super‐expensive

organic granola bars!

MAX: The garage was fun,

but we need work experience to reach our true level.

NOODLES: And the garage doesn't have a Sludgee machine!

Finally, I can brainstorm and brain‐freeze at the same time!

KAYLYN: This place was clearly designed for the creative mind.

Are these tables or chairs?

CLARK: Those are art sculptures.

But feel free to sit on them.

They're also chairs.

And tables.

I'm Clark. I'm from Engineering.

I'm here for... Alicia? ALICIA: That's me!

I get to work with real engineers?

And not the kind that operate trains?

CLARK: Correct, but there will be some train‐ing?

ALICIA: [laughs]

I'm so stoked right now, I'm gonna let that pun slide.

CLARK: Come on.

RODNEY: And you must be... Noodles.

Hi, I'm Rodney.

NOODLES: Oh, let me guess, I get to be your personal assistant

for the next two weeks?

RODNEY: Oh, no, I get to be your personal assistant,

so you can focus entirely on being a creative genius.

NOODLES: Sweet!

I'm climbing the ladder already!

RODNEY: Hm, let's go! Come on.

JEN: Anyone here high‐energy?

Goal‐oriented?

Organized? And into marketing?

And named "Kaylyn"?

KAYLYN: Me, me! That's so me!

Especially the "Kaylyn" part.

JEN: Alright, looks like I got my girl.

Let's do this.

Oh, and Max, Penny Gold wants to meet with you.

MAX: Oh, wow!

I had a dream where Penny was my mentor, but she had deer legs.

JEN: Sick! [laughs]

Come on, you guys, let's do this!

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ZEKE: Hey, where'd everybody go?

RODNEY: And you must be lost.

Alright, come on. Come with me.

RODNEY: And here we are.

We've got lots of games for you to play.

ZEKE: Games?

Oh, sorry. I'm supposed to be...

right over here by the dinosaurs.

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ZEKE: Rawr!

CLARK: Alright, so this workspace is all yours.

Coders on the left, developers on the right.

ALICIA: I've never had so much attention span to work with.

Wow! Okay!

So we have a lot of work to do here.

First, I wanna tweak our TrollJammer app so that it turns

negative comments into positive comments.

CLARK: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

We still have to finish the tour first.

ALICIA: Seriously?

'Kay, I'll just quickly finish the tour,

and then we'll get to work.

CLARK: We just started.

Several more floors to go.

You might want to grab a bottle of water.

Come on.

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ALICIA: So cool!

JEN: So, Kaylyn, is that spelled with two "Y" s?

KAYLYN: Yeah! JEN: Oh, that's so fresh.

"Y"s are the new "I"s.

Oh, we double high‐five here.

Nice! Yeah.

Oh, and those shoes are so cool.

I wish I had that much swag when I was a kid.

KAYLYN: You think I have swag?

I'm gonna cry. JEN: Do it.

Feelings are so in right now.

Do it.

So, where do you think you want to go to college?

KAYLYN: Harvard. JEN: Oh!

Well, we all went to Harvard! [cheering]

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NOODLES: Not bad!

RODNEY: Let me get that for you, sir.

Remember, you're the boss.

So if anything stifles your creativity,

you just say the word.

NOODLES: Cool! Well, I don't use pencils,

paper, books, or computers.

RODNEY: Oh! Well, done.

NOODLES: Uh, this chair is too safe.

Can I get a hammock?

RODNEY: Absolutely, not a problem.

NOODLES: I also need a picture frame for my pet salamanders.

Just a little something to remind me of

what I have waiting for me back home.

RODNEY: Oh, they're adorable.

NOODLES: Do you have any of your own?

RODNEY: No, just children.

Let me grab your backpack for you.

NOODLES: Ah! What the hey?

Let's lose the shoes and socks, too.

RODNEY: Oh, you know what, Steve Jobs went barefoot.

NOODLES: A clear mind starts at the bottom.

Ah... It's working already.

I just came up with something!

RODNEY: [gasps] I'll set up a meeting with R&D right away.

NOODLES: No need to be picky!

I'll gladly meet with all the letters.

RODNEY: Oh, R&D stands for "research and development."

NOODLES: [laughs] I totally knew that.

Ah, just a little bit of alphabet humour

to liven up the place. Ha‐ha!

RODNEY: [laughs]

Very funny, sir. NOODLES: Yeah.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Max is here to see you.

MAX: Wow! The door knows my name!

PENNY: [chuckles] One of our latest innovations.

Come on in.

MAX: Um, Ms. Gold, thanks again.

I loved your book, "A Penny Full of Thoughts."

I can't wait to hear advice for TrollJammer, and, uh...

PENNY: I'm playing with ball‐in‐a‐cup.

My first toy.

You know what makes it so much fun?

MAX: Is it the ball going in the cup?

PENNY: Well, yeah, that's fun.

But it's also the string, see?

It keeps the ball from falling on the floor

when you miss.

That's why I started my Youth Achievement Program.

MAX: Right, because we'll keep trying something new.

PENNY: Smart kid.

I got to where I am today by thinking about tomorrow.

Which is why I want you to go out and think

of the next TrollJammer.

MAX: I will!

Do you like robots? PENNY: I love robots.

[chuckles] But you can take your time.

MAX: I won't let you down!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Max has left the room.

MAX: So cool!

ZEKE: Jump, jump, jump!

Hop, hop, hop!

Jump all around and hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!

OLIVER: Again, Zeke! Again!

ZEKE: No, Oliver. I think eight times is enough.

CLARK: Uh, Sorry, Alicia, the presentation's about to start.

ALICIA: What presentation?

NOODLES: Ahem!

My life has been defined by one burning question:

how can I make eating easier?

ALICIA: Noodles, what happened to your shoes?

RODNEY: He's a genius. He doesn't need them.

They... constrain him.

NOODLES: Snackbar wrappers.

Tough to open!

Wasting time and... energy!

Gah!

Hoo, time and energy we could be using

to invent important things.

Things like...

The De‐Wrap‐O!

Eats the wrapper and leaves the bar.

This motorized unpackaging device will unwrap your snackbar

faster than you can say, "What the heck is a De‐Wrap‐o?"

ALICIA: Alright.

I can build a prototype in an hour.

Clark, I need a screwdriver, hammer,

goggles, and an hour.

CLARK: Wha‐‐ wha‐‐ what are you doing?

ALICIA: I'm engineering something.

CLARK: You‐‐ you can't just make it!

We have to see how much it would cost and then run it by Legal.

NOODLES: Don't worry! It will be one 100% legal.

CLARK: Ah... I was never here!

Okay? You did not see me.

I was never here!

NOODLES: That went way better than I thought it would.

Take a note of that.

JEN: Alright, gang, we still need a brand name

for the new PeniGo smartphone.

Let's review our top choices.

We have the Phone‐omenon, The Phonigol,

and the Ring Ring Ring.

Any new ideas?

KAYLYN: What about the PeniGo‐Phone?

JEN: Ooh, I like it. KAYLYN: You do?

JEN: Yeah, it's just a smidge too long.

Oh, I know! The "Pen‐Pho."

KAYLYN: The Pen‐wha? JEN: Not Pen‐wha?

That's weird. The Pen‐Pho.

Great idea, Kaylyn! [applause]

KAYLYN: Uh, no. That's not what I said.

JEN: The rookie got game! Pen‐Pho!

KAYLYN: But I didn't say that.

JEN: Oh, great job! Great job.

[applause]

RODNEY: So, how are you enjoying PeniGo so far?

MAX: Just great.

I have to come up with the next big idea,

so I'm trying to stay focused. ZEKE: Choo‐choo!

Chugga, chugga, chugga... MAX: And that's not helping!

Zeke? ZEKE: ...chugga, choo‐choo!

Chugga, chugga... RODNEY: Aren't they precious?

MAX: Yeah... precious. ZEKE: Chugga, chugga, choo‐choo!

Here comes the train!

KAYLYN:

NOODLES: Are you asking business guru Noodles,

or your close buddy Noodles?

Because the answer is "no" from both of us.

KAYLYN: I knew it.

And the worst part is they think it's my idea.

NOODLES: Hey, at least you're being appreciated.

Can you believe someone complained about my bare feet?

KAYLYN: You really shouldn't be doing that.

NOODLES: Well now I gotta meet with HR,

which I thought stood for "home run,"

but stands for "human resources,"

and I have no idea what that is.

ALICIA: They're like the parents of the office.

You're in big trouble.

NOODLES: Why are you working here?

ALICIA: My morning has been nonstop meetings,

so I'm using my break to actually get something done.

CLARK: Hey, Alicia, break time's over.

Time to get back to work.

ALICIA: Don't say it unless you mean it.

MAX: There you are.

Can I run an idea by you guys?

KAYLYN: Hmm, let me guess, a robot?

MAX: Hey, not all my ideas are robots.

But this one is.

ALICIA: Sorry, I'd love to hang, but they're promising work!

KAYLYN: Yeah.

I have to go work on a presentation

for my really bad idea.

NOODLES: And I have to defend my feet!

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Max is here to see you.

PENNY: Hi, Max. How's it going?

MAX: Um, Ms. Gold, this place is the best.

It's just, when I'm working on projects,

I'm used to being around my friends.

PENNY: Say no more.

[bell dings]

PENNY: Max, I'm going to introduce you to Chuckles,

my best friend.

I hired him on day one.

He has a joke whenever you need one.

CHUCKLES: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play... has a cast!

[laughter]

MAX: What? PENNY: Oh, Chuckles.

Now, Max, I got to where I am today

by surrounding myself with good people.

I have a meeting now, so why don't you

hang out with Chuckles?

CHUCKLES: Hey, did you hear that the price

of duck feathers is rising?

Now even down... is up.

Down is up! [laughs]

MAX: Oh, boy.

CHUCKLES: [laughing wildly]

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MAX: Kaylyn! KAYLYN: Hey, Max!

MAX: Non‐robot idea. KAYLYN: Yeah.

MAX: So, everyone has extra pairs of shoes,

but you can only wear one at a time.

What about a shoe sharing app?

We'll call it "Sandal‐Share."

KAYLYN: Sorry, I wish I could help,

but I have to pitch to Penny Gold.

And look what they printed up.

MAX: Yikes. Let's catch up later?

KAYLYN: For sure.

MAX: Oh, hey, Noodles!

RODNEY: Mr. Noodles is running late for his meeting

with Human Resources.

NOODLES: I'll have time to say hi later, though.

Uh, Rodney, pencil in a time to say hi to Max.

RODNEY: Yes, of course, of course.

NOODLES: Sorry, Max.

RODNEY: Pencil you in after lunch.

Does that sound good? Are you avail‐‐

NOODLES: Uh, Rodney, let's go! RODNEY: Of course, yes.

MAX: Okay, great chat, guys.

Thanks for the feedback.

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CLARK: Hey, you need to turn that off.

The meeting's about to start.

ALICIA: I'm just tweaking the TrollJammer code.

CLARK: Tweaking code? Alicia, stop!

You can't just... ALICIA: What's the big deal?

I'm just rewriting the... CLARK: La‐la‐la!

I can't hear you! La‐la‐la!

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CLARK: I hope you left room for cake!

ALICIA: [groans]

JEN: Introducing PeniGo's first smartphone, a groundbreaking,

industry‐shifting, new standard in handheld devices.

It's hot, it's hip, it's now, it's the "Pen‐Pho."

Ha! [applause]

PENNY: Well...

That's very... bad.

JEN: Oh, yeah. I totally agree.

PENNY: "Pen‐Pho"? Whose idea was that name?

JEN: Well, to be honest, it was hers.

KAYLYN: Uh, well, I can't take all the credit.

There's no "I" in team.

And I wasn't really saying the "Pen‐Pho."

My idea was...

PENNY: A very good one, I'm sure.

Especially for someone on her first day here.

It's just, the timing is just...

KAYLYN: Right, exactly! Wrong timing.

PENNY: And it's not very...

You know? [chuckles]

With maybe a little too much, ehhh...

KAYLYN: Oh, yeah, say no more!

"It's not very, with too much."

Is this the door? Where's the door?

AUTOMATED VOICE: Kaylyn is leaving the room.

KAYLYN: [sighs]

HR MANAGER: Welcome to Human Resources, Noodles.

We're here to help you be a better worker.

NOODLES: So this isn't about my bare feet?

HR MANAGER: It's about a number of complaints.

"Drinking directly from Sludgee machine."

NOODLES: It's called "finding efficiencies."

HR MANAGER: "Bare feet." NOODLES: I knew it.

HR MANAGER: Nobody wants to smell your feet.

NOODLES: They may not want to smell my feet,

but they'll all want a whiff of my big ideas.

Rodney pulled some strings

and built a prototype for something I call

"The De‐Wrap‐O."

Now, if you'll stand at least six feet back,

I'll demonstrate.

HR MANAGER: Noodles... Help me help you.

This bare foot thing...

NOODLES: Are you really still hung up on the bare feet thing?

HR MANAGER: If you break the health code rules,

we'll have to suspend you from the program.

NOODLES: Well, you'll have to...

catch me first!

HR MANAGER: Where are you going? Come back here!

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RODNEY: Run, Noodles, run!

MAX: [gasps] Kaylyn! KAYLYN: Yeah?

MAN: Okay, new app idea that sends pictures of gift ideas

to your friends ahead of your birthday

based on search data for the year.

Calling it "Hintstagram."

KAYLYN: Can I get back to you on that?

I gotta go shred this. And then shred it again.

MAX: I understand.

We've all got our jobs to do.

It's just been so hard to get face time with my friends.

KAYLYN: How's this for facetime?

Okay, look, I promise we'll catch up soon, 'kay?

[running footsteps] NOODLES: They'll never catch me!

HR MANAGER: Come back! You're only making things worse!

KAYLYN: Well, we know Alicia's probably working hard at R&D.

CLARK: Have you guys seen Alicia?

We're supposed to be in a meeting right now.

MAX: Sorry.

KAYLYN: Zeke is probably...

Actually, I have no idea what happened to Zeke.

MAX: Last I saw, he looked pretty happy.

KAYLYN: I really should go destroy all evidence

of the Pen‐Pho for all eternity.

MAX: I'd better track down Noodles.

Actually, this hall runs in a circle.

I'll just wait here till he loops back.

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NOODLES: Woo!

HR MANAGER: Stop, Noodles!

MAX: I'll text. NOODLES: Woo!

KAYLYN: Alicia, what are you doing here?

ALICIA: Keep your voices down.

I can't do another meeting. KAYLYN: I hear ya.

I can't do another pitch session.

NOODLES: And the corporate machine has caught up to me

with their "rules" and their "legs."

But now I'm back to wearing shoes.

Don't worry, I'm keeping it real by cutting the soles out.

ALICIA: None of us were worried about that.

NOODLES: Actually, Rodney did all the cutting.

RODNEY: Hi. NOODLES: Don't worry, he's cool.

RODNEY: I'll be on lookout, sir.

MAX: You know, I thought we needed work experience

to get to the next level, but I was wrong.

I mean, we started off as a bunch of friends

goofing around in a garage.

That's all I've ever wanted.

If we're not together, what's the point?

RODNEY: Max is right.

I used to spend a lot of time goofing around with my friends.

Well, technically they were stuffed animals,

but my tea parties were all the rage!

Technically, they weren't tea parties...

NOODLES: Uh, Rodney. You're on lookout.

RODNEY: Noted. Great speech, Max.

ALICIA: Max is right.

I say we tell Clark "no more meetings!"

And we can probably let Penny know, too.

NOODLES: Do you think she'll understand?

MAX: Have you met her?

PENNY: Of course I understand.

MAX: See?

PENNY: You know, it sounds like you need a private space

where you can work together, all day,

and whatever you need you just have to ask for it,

it'll just be right there.

KAYLYN: That sounds... perfect!

ALICIA: Can you hook us up with that?

PENNY: Oh, I'd love to.

But unfortunately, I just sold my company.

ALL: What?

PENNY: Ah, Chuckles said it was a good time to get out.

MAX: Are you sure he wasn't joking?

PENNY: Oh, sorry.

No, I got to where I am today by buying things

and selling them for more money.

KAYLYN: Who did you sell it to?

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WILL: Hello.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Will Hedges is here to crush your dreams.

ALICIA: That tech is impressive.

MAX: You let him play with your old toy?

WILL: My toy. I bought it.

PENNY: I got a great offer.

And it is just a ball and cup.

WILL: And I'm bored already.

KAYLYN: We have to work with you for two weeks?

WILL: No, the Youth Achievement Program

has been cancelled effective immediately.

You can go.

NOODLES: I'm taking this! WILL: Please do.

But I'll be taking your TrollJammer.

It belongs to me now.

MAX: No! WILL: Yes.

I have a contract, written by a team

of very expensive lawyers.

MAX: Great, I also have a contract,

written by my mom,

and something called a "carve out,"

which means TrollJammer stays with us

in any sale of PeniGo Industries.

Read clause 331‐B. Boom!

WILL: You're right.

It's iron clad.

[laughs]

But contracts don't hold up...

when they've been eaten!

KAYLYN: Uh... That's just a copy.

WILL: So what? I will eat them all!

ALICIA: Most of them are electronic.

MAX: We got you, Will.

TrollJammer is ours. ALL: Yes!

Woo‐hoo! [bell dings]

PENNY: Chuckles! A joke for the sad man.

CHUCKLES: What's black and white and "read" all over?

A newspaper! [laughter]

A newspaper!

ALICIA: What's a newspaper? NOODLES: I don't know.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Oh, look, it's Zeke!

Finally! ZEKE: Wow, what a day.

WILL: [crying]

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NOODLES: Wow, look at all those gadgets.

KAYLYN: We deserve an "A" for effort.

ZEKE: And a "D" for recycling.

ALICIA: Hey, we still have TrollJammer,

the garage, and whatever comes next.

Wow, I totally sound like Max now.

KAYLYN: Where is Max?

I thought I heard him following right behind us.

MAX: I was saying, "Help me pull this...

"Sludgee machine."

NOODLES: The Sludgee Machine? How?

MAX: Will Hedges didn't want his employees having treats

on the job, so he threw it out.

ALL: Yes!

MAX: You know what goes great with Sludgees?

The next awesome idea.

KAYLYN: Okay, Max, tell us...

What kind of robot do you want? MAX: A big one.

ALICIA: What does it do?

MAX: Let's figure that out.

ALICIA: It builds things...

NOODLES: Yeah, but it has a silly side.

If it wants to dance, it dances!

ZEKE: And it makes Play‐Doh!

KAYLYN: We'll call it, "The Dough‐It Yourself"

MAX: Wait, stop.

Let me write this down.

KAYLYN: We're gonna make a fortune off this thing.

MAX: Maybe, but we're not really doing it

to become bajillionaires.

ALICIA: We're doing it so we can make cool stuff.

NOODLES: And hang out together.

MAX: So what else does this robot have?

KAYLYN: Can we bedazzle it? MAX: No.

NOODLES: It's gotta be able to refrigerate milk.

Trust me on this!

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ALICIA: It could have built in wifi.

KAYLYN: It could make snacks.

MAX: It could tell jokes. ALICIA: Ooh, I got one!

What's black and white and "read" all over?

KAYLYN: A newspaper! [laughter]

NOODLES: Me likey this joke! KAYLYN: Ooh, teach me!

ALICIA: [robot voice] I will get started on the algorithm.

NOODLES: That's a good idea! MAX: It's gonna be awesome.

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