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and I will be out of town
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this weekend‐‐
MAX: What?
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BRYAN: At her
cousin's wedding.
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We've talked about
this several times!
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MAX: Oh, yeah...
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I totally remember.
BRYAN: Do you?
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HELEN: The one we spared
you having to come to.
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Which deserves some thanks.
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Bump it.
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BRYAN: So anyways, that means
Chelsea is babysitting.
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MAX: No...
No!
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Mom, Dad, please
don't do this to me!
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I'm your only son!
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HELEN: Someone has
to be in charge, Max,
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and Chelsea's
a good babysitter.
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MAX: First of all,
I'm 13 years old.
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I don't need a "babysitter!"
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I'm not a baby.
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Besides, Chelsea's tyrannical
when she babysits!
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CHELSEA: "Tyrannical"?
That's a little harsh.
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MAX: Is it?
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[stop watch beeps]
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CHELSEA: Too slow!
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If this had been a real fire,
you'd be cooked.
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MAX: If?
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There's no fire!
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MAX: How long do I
have to wear this?
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CHELSEA: Just until
Mom and Dad come home.
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In two days.
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Did you or did you not
eat the last slice of pizza?
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MAX: I did not!
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[lie detector beeping]
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CHELSEA: You're right.
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I probably could
chill out a bit.
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MAX: Uh, yeah.
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CHELSEA: This weekend
is gonna be fun!
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I promise.
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MAX: We'll see.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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ALICIA: I'm telling you,
even if we do find
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the Wireless Multi‐Tool,
I don't know if it's fixable.
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The last time I tested it,
it went crazy
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and I had to shut it down.
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MAX: Well, we can
at least try and fix it
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in time for the contest.
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KAYLYN: Would any of our
other inventions qualify
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for their
"Wireless Wonders" theme?
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NOODLES: We could
invent a wireless wire!
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Never mind, that makes
absolutely no sense.
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ALICIA: Oh, wait!
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I just remembered I can
make the Wireless Multi‐Tool
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remotely beep from my laptop.
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MAX: Shh...
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I give up.
It's gone for good.
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HELEN: Okay, I think
we're almost ready to...
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[beeping sound]
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Do you hear that?
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Where is that...?
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It's like a beeping...
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No...
No...
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No...
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Huh...
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Oh...
Gah...
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[beeping]
Oh!
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What on earth?
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CHELSEA: Probably
belongs to Max.
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HELEN: Yeah.
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I'm just, uh...
gonna stick it here.
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Phew!
Okay.
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So...
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You should
have enough food,
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but if you need anything else,
I left a bit of cash for you.
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CHELSEA: Actually, I went out
this morning for some supplies.
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HELEN: What?
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Sour Sugar Buddies?
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Green Grape Gummy Grenades?
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Mr. Sugarbrain's Extra
Cloying Choco‐Chunks?
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These are 98% sugar by weight!
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CHELSEA: It's all a part
of my rebrand of me
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being an amazingly
fun babysitter.
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Fun Chelsea!
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HELEN: Okay, but maybe cool it
with the sugar overload.
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Remember fruit?
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Fruit can be fun too.
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CHELSEA: I got fruit.
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Candy apple.
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ALICIA: Hey, so tomorrow
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do you wanna help me
update our website?
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NOODLES: Sure, no prob‐‐
Wait, tomorrow?
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No, I can't.
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It's Friday the 13th,
and I don't do those anymore.
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ALICIA: You don't...
do them?
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NOODLES: Nope.
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I've been cursed with
the worst possible luck
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every Friday the 13th.
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Last one was 8 months
and 30 days ago.
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I remember it well.
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First off,
my bike tire popped.
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Then I lost my keys
in the sewer.
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I tried to get them out...
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But all I found was
a muddy old shirt.
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As you can see,
I was never really able to get
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the stains out of it.
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ALICIA: You kept
the sewer shirt?
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NOODLES: Of course.
Wouldn't anyone?
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Anyways, after that
my luck went really downhill.
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Trust me, I'm cursed.
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Universe wants me
to stay inside.
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♪
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TV: Warm ocean currents
carry tiny plankton
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up the coast and into
the vast ecosystem...
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CHELSEA: Popcorn me.
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TV: ...which rely on
this vital food source.
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Everyone from
the tiniest seahorse
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to the enormous
blue whale depends
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on the continuous
supply of plankton.
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CHELSEA: Ah!
KAYLYN: Augh!
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CHELSEA: Ah,
this is the worst!
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Clearly we need some
sort of conveyor belt.
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KAYLYN: I love that idea!
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MAX: I have Konnecto‐Blocks.
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We could totally
make a conveyor belt.
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CHELSEA: We are not
getting carried away
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with some crazy invention.
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Mom and Dad left me in charge...
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is what the old
Chelsea would say.
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Heck, yeah, let's make
a popcorn conveyor belt!
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CHELSEA: Okay, I know
I sometimes question
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why you guys nerd out
about all your gadgets,
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but I gotta admit,
this is a huge life improvement.
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MAX: See?
This is why I told Mom and Dad
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we should have a network
of pulleys through the house,
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so we could pass things to
each other without getting up.
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I even drew sketches!
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KAYLYN: Yeah,
that's a bit much.
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TV: ...we would witness
the extinction of mankind...
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[static sounds]
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MAX: Uh, are you
sitting on the remote?
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CHELSEA: No, it's not me.
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It's like the TV
is doing it itself.
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It's like...
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It's like it's haunted
or something.
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[thunder crashes]
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MAX: Maybe you've
angered some evil spirit.
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Ooh!
CHELSEA: Stop it, Max.
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KAYLYN: Well, it's...
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30 seconds after midnight,
so technically
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it's Friday 13th.
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[thunder crashes]
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CHELSEA: So the TV started
going nuts the moment
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it became Friday the 13th?
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That is too freaky!
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Maybe it is some sort of ghost!
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MAX: There is zero
scientific evidence
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behind the existence
of ghosts, Chels.
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All these things are perfectly
explainable by rational,
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sensible, fact‐based...
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CHELSEA: [screams]
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Augh, great job, Max!
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All your science talk
angered the ghost!
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[thunder crashes]
CHELSEA: [screaming]
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♪
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CHELSEA: Alright,
don't worry.
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I got this handled.
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As the babysitter, ghosts,
paranormal incidents,
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those are my responsibility.
So just stay close.
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MAX: Yup.
Kaylyn and I both feel fine.
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KAYLYN: Yup, I'm chill.
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Both in that I'm
feeling relaxed,
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and it's nice
and cool down here.
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CHELSEA: You know
what the problem is?
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You two are way too calm.
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It's Friday the 13th,
the TV was being weird,
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and now the power's out?
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I'm telling you,
these electronics are haunted!
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There's gotta be
some candles in here.
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MAX: Look, Chelsea,
what's going on
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is that a few spooky
things happened,
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and your brain is searching
for a story to connect them.
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♪
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[all screaming]
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MAX: Oh...
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It's a flamingo.
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Just as I suspected.
CHELSEA: Yeah.
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MAX: Okay, you know what?
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Maybe let's set up a camera
in the living room tonight.
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But only to prove that nothing
paranormal is going on.
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CHELSEA: Good thinking.
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KAYLYN: Yeah.
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♪
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[thunder crashes]
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♪
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♪
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CHELSEA: Okay, Chelsea,
the microwave is on.
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There's nothing
in the microwave.
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And there's no one here
to turn on the microwave.
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♪
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CHELSEA: Why is it on?
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I don't know,
but it is not haunted
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because haunted
microwaves don't exist.
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[thunder crashes]
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♪
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♪
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[mixer turns on]
CHELSEA: [screams]
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♪
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♪
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NOODLES: Oof, I made it.
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You have no idea how bad my luck
has already been this morning.
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ALICIA: Oh!
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NOODLES: I'm okay.
Sorry!
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Sorry about that.
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See?
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ALICIA: There's no such thing
as a Friday the 13th curse.
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You're being crazy.
NOODLES: Oh, really?
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When I left the house a wild
squirrel chased me on my bike,
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and then my backpack zipper
broke so all my stuff fell out.
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CAFE LADY: Hi...
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NOODLES: Can I have
a scone, please?
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CAFE LADY: Bad news,
we just sold the last one.
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NOODLES: Augh!
You win, universe!
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I surrender!
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CAFE LADY: It's just a scone.
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ALICIA: Trust me.
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You'll feel better when you
realize there's no such thing
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as a Friday the 13th curse.
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NOODLES: Right, it's
probably all in my head.
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♪
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ALICIA: Okay, I was wrong.
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You're definitely cursed, buddy.
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♪
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♪
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CHELSEA: According
to GhostBlogsters,
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people have encountered haunted
electronics since the telegraph.
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KAYLYN: Really?
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CHELSEA: These lost spirits
are sometimes called
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"electro‐phantoms,"
and are believed to send
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ghostly messages by manipulating
electromagnetic fields, or EMFs.
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See?
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MAX: Whoa!
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Okay, that is weird.
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The microwave totally
turned itself on.
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CHELSEA: See?
I'm not going crazy.
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Here...
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I'm about to push
the button and‐‐
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What?
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What happened?
MAX: I don't know.
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What possibly could've‐‐
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CHELSEA: A ghost, Max.
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KAYLYN: Okay, look, I'm not
saying that there is a ghost,
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but...
it is kinda freaky.
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[clicking noise]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
259
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:56,891
[door opens]
[all yelling]
260
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:58,733
NOODLES: Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop!
261
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,588
MAX: Stop!
It's just Noodles, guys!
262
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,557
NOODLES: You didn't
have to noodle me!
263
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,195
CHELSEA: Why were you jiggling
the doorknob like that?
264
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,700
Were you trying to
sound like a ghost?
265
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:06,572
NOODLES: I couldn't grip it!
266
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,299
My bike chain came off
on the way here!
267
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:10,844
I fixed it,
but now I'm all greasy!
268
00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,110
MAX: Sorry.
269
00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,668
We're on edge about this ghost
situation we're dealing with.
270
00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:15,907
NOODLES: Ghost?
No...
271
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,712
No way.
That is the last thing I need.
272
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,354
I'm waiting for Alicia outside.
273
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,280
KAYLYN: Maybe we all need
to just calm down a bit.
274
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:27,046
This whole ghost theory has
us acting super paranoid.
275
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:28,286
[text alert sound]
276
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:32,391
♪
277
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,625
CHELSEA: Someone
just followed me.
278
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,061
Do you think
it's the ghost?
279
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,866
Oh, it's just Aunt Jenny.
280
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,098
She just got a new puppy.
281
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,203
MAX & KAYLYN: Aw!
282
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,795
♪
283
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:45,907
NOODLES: What's all this?
284
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:48,879
ALICIA: It's every luck‐based
object I could find.
285
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,808
Charms, wards, stones.
286
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,613
And I got you a scone.
287
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,745
NOODLES: A lucky scone?
288
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:57,381
Cool.
How does it work?
289
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,947
ALICIA: No, it's just a scone.
290
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,286
You wanted one, remember?
291
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,921
NOODLES: Oh, right.
Thanks!
292
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,326
Um, you sure all this stuff
is really gonna help?
293
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,428
ALICIA: It has to.
294
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,229
Let's get started.
295
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:13,002
♪
296
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,772
ALICIA: That's good!
Knock on wood, Noodles!
297
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,801
Come on!
Hustle!
298
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:17,996
Go, go, go!
299
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:21,767
Get that salt
over your shoulder.
300
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,138
Open those umbrellas!
301
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:27,806
Come on!
302
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,847
Last one.
Push it!
303
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,282
Show that cat who's boss!
304
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:35,657
♪
305
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:38,990
ALICIA: 44 seconds!
306
00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,285
New record, buddy.
307
00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:41,786
NOODLES: Is it
enough to cure me?
308
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,258
ALICIA: I don't want
to take any chances.
309
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,766
NOODLES: Aw, man.
310
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,799
NOODLES: Do I really need
all 10 horseshoes?
311
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,135
ALICIA: Yup.
NOODLES: What do I do?
312
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,169
ALICIA: Just take
a deep breath.
313
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,205
[fly buzzing]
314
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,440
[gulp]
315
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,305
ALICIA: Ew!
Was that a...
316
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,813
NOODLES: Yup...
I just ate a fly.
317
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:00,876
Yugh!
318
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,823
Thanks for trying,
but I think my best option is
319
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:06,890
to just hunker down somewhere
for the rest of the day.
320
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,689
Ech... ech...
321
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:13,091
♪
322
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,331
CHELSEA: [gasps]
323
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,973
I just felt a chill
when I walked by this wall.
324
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,300
I think it was a presence.
325
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,795
KAYLYN: It's just
the presence of that vent.
326
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:27,367
The AC is on.
327
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,177
CHELSEA: Oh.
Yeah, maybe.
328
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:31,838
MAX: Let's see if this ghost
can make the light bulb blink
329
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:32,848
with its powers.
330
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:35,209
Go ahead, try and talk to it,
and we'll see
331
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,918
if there's an intelligent
spirit responding.
332
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,990
CHELSEA: Okay,
first question...
333
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,760
Why are you
doing this to us?
334
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,930
MAX: I mean,
yes or no questions.
335
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,488
CHELSEA: Oh, okay.
336
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,028
Um...
337
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,003
Spirit, we wish to communicate.
338
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,773
Are you here?
339
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:57,943
MAX: Write it down.
Write it down.
340
00:13:57,970 --> 00:13:59,210
CHELSEA: I knew it.
341
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,238
Are you a paranormal entity
342
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,514
inhabiting our house
and sabotaging our WiFi?
343
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,254
Blink once for yes,
twice for no.
344
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,380
Again, once for yes,
twice for no.
345
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,947
KAYLYN: So are we calling
that a no, or...
346
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,087
CHELSEA: Maybe two
lights would work?
347
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,193
It could channel energy
to either one.
348
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,433
Perfect.
349
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:26,402
Now, tell us, spirit,
are you...
350
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,972
MAX: Ah, come on!
351
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,367
CHELSEA: Yeah,
this is not working.
352
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,472
KAYLYN: Well, if this
stupid ghost can't control
353
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,414
its power enough to tell us
what it wants, then...
354
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,040
[radio comes on]
355
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,536
RADIO ANNOUNCER: We
wanna hear from you!
356
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,908
Call and you could
be the lucky winner!
357
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,117
KAYLYN: Oh...
MAX: My...
358
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,589
CHELSEA: Ghost!
359
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,588
ALICIA: Okay,
I think we're basically done
360
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,920
with the "Fortress
of Luckitude."
361
00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:52,826
NOODLES: Now that I'm fortified,
we play the waiting game.
362
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:56,459
Friday the 13th
will be over in...
363
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,596
Yup, now my phone's broken.
364
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,031
UNCLE EDDIE: Aw, cool!
365
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,897
What's with the sick fort?
366
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:06,269
ALICIA: Noodles is cursed with
bad luck on Friday the 13th.
367
00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,005
I know it sounds ridiculous,
but trust me.
368
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,181
The curse is real.
369
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,809
UNCLE EDDIE: Cursed?
370
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,814
Well, that's not good.
That's not good at all.
371
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,347
Um, what kind of bad luck
are we talking about?
372
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,853
NOODLES: Bike chain came off,
broken phone,
373
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,416
no more scones,
stepped in paint...
374
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,355
ALICIA: Chased by a squirrel,
ate a fly...
375
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,830
UNCLE EDDIE: Ugh, that's brutal.
ALICIA: Yeah.
376
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,459
NOODLES: We tried to fix it,
but nothing works.
377
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,955
UNCLE EDDIE: I've
seen this before.
378
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,297
Bad luck curses.
379
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,971
They're, well, bad.
380
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:38,302
NOODLES: Do you know
how to get rid of it?
381
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,137
UNCLE EDDIE: There is one way.
382
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:45,143
It's kind of a ceremony
to change luck.
383
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,948
But you have to follow
the instructions exactly.
384
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,780
NOODLES: Of course.
Let's get started!
385
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,476
UNCLE EDDIE: Not here.
386
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,617
We have to prepare.
387
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,193
You meet me
at this address,
388
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,962
tonight at 7 o'clock.
389
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:03,862
Now, you'll need, uh...
a rock...
390
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,666
that's been touched
by moonlight.
391
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,299
And‐‐ and a silver spoon.
NOODLES: Okay.
392
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,535
UNCLE EDDIE: And you balance
the silver spoon
393
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,411
on the end of your nose,
yeah, and the rock
394
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,140
on your right shoulder
all the way there.
395
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,877
You got it?
ALICIA: I think so.
396
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,183
UNCLE EDDIE: And don't worry.
We'll fix this.
397
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,516
NOODLES: Thank you, Uncle Eddie.
You're a life‐saver.
398
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:42,574
♪
399
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,314
NOODLES: Why are we
in a nursing home?
400
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,710
ALICIA: This is where
your uncle said to meet him.
401
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,682
Maybe old people
are good luck?
402
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,022
UNCLE EDDIE: Hey!
There you are.
403
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,248
You all set?
ALICIA: Yup.
404
00:16:57,283 --> 00:17:00,553
Noodles balanced a spoon and
a rock that was in moonlight.
405
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,916
UNCLE EDDIE: Good!
Good work.
406
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:07,255
Follow me.
407
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,603
CHELSEA: Run this...
by me again?
408
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:14,429
It's a phone,
but a really old‐timey one.
409
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,897
Like one with 3G?
Or...
410
00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:16,895
MAX: Sort of.
411
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,609
The spirit phone is more
like an EMF amplifier.
412
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,279
KAYLYN: Basically, it converts
EMF fluctuations into waveforms.
413
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,579
CHELSEA: Man, it's like
you guys are speaking
414
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,350
a different language.
415
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,509
Anyway, will it work?
416
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,347
Can we speak with the ghost?
417
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,252
MAX: There's a ghost
in here, we'll find it.
418
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,685
CHELSEA: At this point,
I'm willing to try anything
419
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:37,289
if it'll help us
get rid of this thing.
420
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,723
NOODLES: There you go!
421
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,598
UNCLE EDDIE: Ah!
There's my cursed nephew!
422
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,470
How's it going?
NOODLES: I'm not cursed.
423
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,529
I'm starting to think
I'm pretty lucky actually.
424
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,698
UNCLE EDDIE: Oh?
NOODLES: Yeah.
425
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,565
I have my health,
a great family,
426
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,114
amazing friends.
427
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,379
One even spent her whole day
curing my bad luck.
428
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,479
ALICIA: It was nothing.
429
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,150
UNCLE EDDIE: Not to mention
an extremely cool uncle.
430
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,249
NOODLES: Thanks for
bringing us here.
431
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,080
It feels good to spend time
helping other people.
432
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:04,876
UNCLE EDDIE: Well,
you just remember,
433
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,287
you can't always
control your luck.
434
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,090
Sometimes good things happen,
sometimes bad,
435
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,592
but you can always help someone
else's luck with a kind gesture
436
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,155
or just volunteering some time.
437
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,234
NOODLES: You're right.
Plus I haven't spilled,
438
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,773
smashed, or slipped on
anything since we got here.
439
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,499
UNCLE EDDIE: Ah, well,
that's all that good karma
440
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,444
you've earned!
Hey, let's celebrate
441
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:27,809
your new‐found good luck
by dancing!
442
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,110
ALICIA: You know,
no one's danced that way
443
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,812
in like a hundred years!
444
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,654
UNCLE EDDIE: It's
making a comeback!
445
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,280
All the kids are doing it, ha?
446
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,015
Right, ladies?
447
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,321
Diddly‐dee!
Diddly‐dee!
448
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,785
ALICIA: Noodles?
449
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,564
[laughter]
450
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,668
MAX: Okay.
Let's get started.
451
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,328
Spirit?
452
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,437
Are you there?
453
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,769
[warbling radio sounds]
454
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,614
CHELSEA: Did you hear that?
455
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,510
It was like a voice said,
"French Onion soup."
456
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,512
KAYLYN: I heard,
"I want a new suit."
457
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:10,645
CHELSEA: Spirit, do you want a
new suit or French onion soup?
458
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,353
MAX: Spirit?
459
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,285
Can you talk?
460
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:18,190
Can you...
461
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,294
KAYLYN: It works.
It works!
462
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,686
Do it again, Max!
463
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,125
[appliances turn on]
464
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,500
CHELSEA: I don't like this!
465
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,804
I think we need to shut it off.
466
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,665
MAX: We're getting closer!
467
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,314
KAYLYN: Maybe Chelsea's right.
468
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,080
CHELSEA: Max, turn it off !
469
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,678
MAX: Just a bit longer!
470
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,840
ALICIA: Hey, guys!
471
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,678
Whoa...
What's going on?
472
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,853
CHELSEA: I'm turning off
the spirit phone
473
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:42,781
before it destroys us!
474
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,845
NOODLES: Okay, guys, stop.
That's enough!
475
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,724
ALICIA: Just flip a coin to see
who picks what to do with the...
476
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,193
ghost... phone.
477
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,391
MAX: Okay, sure.
CHELSEA: Yeah, that works.
478
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:55,534
Tails.
479
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,831
NOODLES: Uh...
What just happened?
480
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,503
CHELSEA: What is this?
481
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,142
MAX: Huh?
482
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,445
[appliances turn off]
483
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:17,622
CHELSEA: What is this thing?
484
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,520
ALICIA: The Wireless Multi‐Tool.
485
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,522
Tell me it wasn't on
this whole time...
486
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,394
MAX: Do you think it made...
487
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,391
KAYLYN: All the
electronics go crazy?
488
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,293
Yup.
489
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,764
ALICIA: It must have
been re‐activated
490
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,462
when I tried to track it.
491
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,904
Actually, it's kinda lucky
you found it, Noodles.
492
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,470
NOODLES: That is good luck!
493
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,699
CHELSEA: There's no ghost?
494
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,135
Mom and Dad are gonna
be home in the morning
495
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:42,140
and look at this place!
496
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:46,384
♪
497
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,752
♪
498
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,752
♪
499
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,285
CHELSEA: Wait, no.
500
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,490
MAX: It's too clean.
501
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,921
CHELSEA: Mom and Dad will
definitely know something's up.
502
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,658
♪
503
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,325
♪
504
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,465
♪
505
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,702
CHELSEA: Perfect.
Thanks for the help, guys.
506
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,905
♪
507
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,912
♪
508
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,414
MAX: Candy for breakfast?
509
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,506
CHELSEA: I'm making up
for the fact
510
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,247
that we didn't have the
super fun weekend I wanted.
511
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,253
So much for "Fun Chelsea."
512
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,415
MAX: Are you crazy?
513
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,693
It was amazing.
514
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,861
We made a conveyor belt,
a spirit phone.
515
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,691
Even the ghost stuff was
like a cool scary adventure.
516
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,228
CHELSEA: I guess so, yeah.
517
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:41,274
It was pretty funny when we
attacked that giant flamingo.
518
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,170
You were so scared.
519
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,271
MAX: Hey, let's not
forget I have video
520
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,213
of you running
from a microwave.
521
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,208
CHELSEA: Fair point.
522
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,709
[text alert]
523
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,211
CHELSEA: It's Mom.
They're almost home.
524
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,653
MAX: I'll put away the candy.
525
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,780
Hey, Chels...
526
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,476
I was definitely wrong.
527
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:03,417
You're an awesome babysitter.
528
00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,955
CHELSEA: Fun Chelsea!
529
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:09,730
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