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NOODLES: Burger...
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Burger!
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Buurr‐gerr!
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
MAX: Shh!
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It might work.
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NOODLES: Burger...
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ALL: [shouting]
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BRYAN: Hey!
What?
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NOODLES: Veggies and hummus?
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I clearly telepathed
a request for burgers.
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BRYAN: Oh, well... must be
a problem with your signal.
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So what are you guys
doing today?
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Or not doing,
by the looks of it...
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ALICIA: Killing time waiting
for the turtle to remember
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what it does for a living
and compress the data
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we need for TrollJammer.
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BRYAN: You lost me at "turtle."
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MAX: We need a faster
computer, Dad.
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NOODLES: And meatier snacks.
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KAYLYN: I might know how we can
get funds for a new computer.
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Like all tech start‐up, we
need to find an angel investor.
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NOODLES: Uh, I totally know
what an angel investor is,
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but in case these guys don't...
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KAYLYN: An angel investor
is a person or company
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who provides help to start ups
in exchange for
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some kind of stake in the biz.
MAX: Yes!
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We can find an angel investor
who'll buy us a faster computer.
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NOODLES: Computer...
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Computer...
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Com‐puuuu‐ter!
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BRYAN: Get out of
my head, Noodles!
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Get out!
Get out!
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♪
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♪
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MAX: Everyone ready to find
our new angel investor?
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ALICIA: Yes!
KAYLYN: Oh, yeah!
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MAX: Let's do this.
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KAYLYN: Wait,
why pitch together
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when we could
divide and conquer?
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MAX: Because I'm terrible
at pitching alone?
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KAYLYN: Trust me.
If we split up,
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we can cover all
the businesses,
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get a new computer...
ALICIA: That part I like.
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KAYLYN: ...and get
back in the garage
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working on TrollJammer
before dinner!
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MAX: Okay, fine.
We'll split up.
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KAYLYN: Okay, now,
remember everyone,
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be strong, confident, and don't
take no for an answer.
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NOODLES: What if
the angel investor says,
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"Do you not want money?"
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KAYLYN: Then do take
"no" for an answer!
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NOODLES: But what if
the angel investor says,
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"Do you not
not want money?"
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KAYLYN: Then don't take
"no" for an answer.
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NOODLES: Thanks
for patiently answering
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my pointless questions!
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KAYLYN: Alright, let's do this.
NOODLES: But what if...
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ALL: Ugh!
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♪
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KAYLYN: We are bringing
civility back to the internet
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and the world
through the elimination
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of negative comments.
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That's why you should be
an angel investor in Smashable.
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FRANK: Woo!
[laughing and clapping]
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Good job, pumpkin,
good job!
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KAYLYN: Thanks, Dad.
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FRANK: Just one
follow‐up question.
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If one‐third of
investments are successful
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and can guarantee
five times the profit,
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but the other two thirds
make no money
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and take years
to reclaim the loss,
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how does Smashable plan
to guarantee a projectable ROI?
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KAYLYN: Dad!
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♪
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ALICIA: And with our
more powerful computer,
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TrollJammer will be
able to interpret
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thousands of languages.
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You'll never have to read
another mean thing
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said about you on
the internet again!
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SALESPERSON: Dude...
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No one says mean things
about me on the internet.
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ALICIA: No?
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SALESPERSON: "The
wannabe hipsters
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"who work at Best Get
are so mainstream
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"they actually wear
lenses in their glasses."
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Wow.
Severe burn.
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But I'm not in any way
authorized
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to give that kind of
discount on merch,
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which is too bad 'cause
the Power Extreme 950
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is the beast you need
for Jamming Trolls.
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Wait...
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Do you think these
people making fun of
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"the goof with the bowl cut"
are talking about me?
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Harsh!
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NOODLES: This app will delete
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all those nasty, mean comments
off the internet
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protecting your children
from online bullying.
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Need I say more?
Need I?
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'Cause I totally can say more!
I can say a lot more!
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CUSTOMER: I wish you
weren't saying anything.
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♪
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NOODLES: Wouldn't you say
that unwanted comments
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are the absolute worst?
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CUSTOMER: The worst.
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What's that, honey?
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The dog is on fire?
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Okay.
Be right home.
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NOODLES: Wow, did you
hear that, Chelsea?
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Do you know what that means?
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CHELSEA: I think I got
a pretty good idea.
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NOODLES: It means there's
a huge fire in town!
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That's like the third guy
who had to leave because of it.
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MAX: Yes, individually
we may be just kids,
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but together we're a powerhouse
of determined entrepreneurs
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working together like
a finely tuned machine
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to change the world.
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[clapping slowly]
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[clapping faster]
[knock on door]
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NOODLES: Yeah, come on!
What are you doing‐‐
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CHELSEA: Max.
Can you make Noodles stop?
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He's freaking out
the customers!
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NOODLES: ...go pow,
an explosion...
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CHELSEA: Great speech,
by the way.
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You should try it
on another human.
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MAX: Thanks.
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NOODLES: This is
an emergency, people!
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CHELSEA: Now if
you'll excuse me,
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I have to kick Noodles
out of my cafe
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for about the fiftieth time.
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NOODLES: Drop your
coffees immediately!
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We need to evacuate
the city!
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Come on.
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♪
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NOODLES: I pitched absolutely
every place I could think of.
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Got nothing.
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ALICIA: Looks like we all
took "no" for an answer.
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MAX: Hey, at least you
asked the question.
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I didn't even make it
out of the bathroom.
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NOODLES: Dah!
I forgot bathrooms!
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KAYLYN: You were right, Max.
We should have stuck together.
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We're better as a team.
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ALICIA: Too bad we're
not that kind of team.
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They have it easy.
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All they have to do
to get a sponsorship
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is wear a company logo.
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MAX: Hey...
Maybe it is that easy!
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STANLEY: Here you go.
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One plate of fries
for four people.
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MAX: Sir, I see by
the photos on your wall
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that you're an avid sponsor
of sports teams,
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which is admirable.
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But have you ever considered
supporting a non‐sports team?
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Say, a group of young inventors
running their own business?
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STANLEY: Well, you must
be real successful
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if you're sharing
a $3.00 plate of fries.
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KAYLYN: We're more
about changing the world
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for the better
than making money.
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NOODLES: Yeah!
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STANLEY: Look, I like to
sponsor sports teams that do...
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you know...
sports things.
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ALICIA: But everyone
sponsors sports teams.
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So cliche.
STANLEY: I love it, but...
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MAUREEN: It sounds
like fun, Dad.
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STANLEY: Really?
You think that would be fun?
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MAUREEN: Why not?
We always sponsor sports teams.
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Let's shake it up for once.
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STANLEY: I suppose it'd a good
idea to reach new customers.
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You wanna do this, Maureen?
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MAUREEN: So long as it's not
volleyball again, I don't care.
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STANLEY: Alrighty, then,
you got yourself a deal.
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ALL: Yes!
KAYLYN: That's so exciting!
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NOODLES: That was awesome!
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KAYLYN: Oh, my gosh, Max!
You did it!
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MAX: We did it!
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KAYLYN Should you
read it first?
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MAX: I don't want him
to change his mind.
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He's gonna buy us
the exact computer we need
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to launch TrollJammer.
This is awesome!
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STANLEY: Okay...
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Your computer will be
delivered in the morning.
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MAX: Awesome.
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STANLEY: Great doing
business with you.
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Hope you like the shirts.
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ALL: Shirts?
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STANLEY: Oh, yeah.
It's in the contract.
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You gotta wear the shirts.
It's advertising.
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MAUREEN: This is for you.
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ALICIA: Ew!
NOODLES: Sweet.
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KAYLYN: Oh, they smell.
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STANLEY: Listen, you don't
have to wear them all the time.
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Just when you're in public.
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ALICIA: Here we go.
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MAX: Holy moly, it compressed
the entire Korean language
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in three seconds!
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ALICIA: You're such
a smart girl, aren't you?
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KAYLYN: This angel investor
was such a great idea!
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Wasn't it?
MAX: Yes, Kaylyn.
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You're also very smart
and had a very good idea.
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STANLEY: Ah!
I see the new computer arrived.
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Good, good.
Well, um...
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Have fun with your
invention club or whatever.
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MAUREEN: Don't worry.
I will.
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MAX: Uh...
Hi, Maureen?
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MAUREEN: Hey.
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MAX: Hey, before you go...
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Um...
What?
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STANLEY: What, what?
MAX: What?!
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STANLEY: Oh...
It's in the contract.
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You get the new computer
and Maureen becomes
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team leader of your club.
MAX: Huh?
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STANLEY: Have fun, honey!
I'll pick you up at 5?
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MAUREEN: Sharp.
STANLEY: Yup.
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MAUREEN: Well, I see I've
got a lot of work to do here.
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♪
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HELEN: The contract
clearly states
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in exchange for
a new computer,
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Maureen gets to be
your new team leader.
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Did you read this
before signing, Max?
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MAX: Who reads these things?
It's all just legal mumbo jumbo.
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HELEN: It's literally
the word "contract"
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followed by three sentences.
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MAX: You're a lawyer,
can't you fix it?
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HELEN: I am a law student,
and no.
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MAX: [sighs]
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What am I gonna do?
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HELEN: Buck up
and give her a chance.
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She could be super nice
and have great ideas.
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MAX: You're right, Mom.
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I should look at this as
a glass‐half‐full situation.
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HELEN: Plus, you don't
really have a choice.
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♪
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MAUREEN: Nice of you
to finally join us, Max.
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MAX: Sorry, just reviewing
some legal paperwork.
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Boring stuff.
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Nothing to concern
yourself with it.
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On behalf of all of us,
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I'd like to officially
welcome you, Maureen,
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to the best invention club
in the world, Smashable!
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[clapping]
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Now, let's get you up to speed
on our current project,
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TrollJammer.
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MAUREEN: Actually,
as team leader,
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I'm gonna need to put
TrollJammer on the back burner,
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because I have an invention
that's gonna be insanely popular
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and blow people's minds.
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MAUREEN: Behold...
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Fry‐Secure!
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MAX: What?
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MAUREEN: You know how annoying
it is when you get a nice
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hot side of fries and everyone
just casually eats them
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without even asking?
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KAYLYN: What
is she talking about?
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MAUREEN: Well, Fry‐Secure is
designed to keep your fries safe
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from sneaky fingers.
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When you want
to eat one of your fries,
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you lift the protective cover
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and put on your personal
radio frequency ring
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and enjoy.
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But if somebody else
tries to take a fry,
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the metal cover snaps shut,
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trapping their fingers inside.
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No more pesky people
stealing your fries!
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NOODLES: But... sharing
someone else's fries
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is the best part
about eating fries!
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MAUREEN: Not in my world.
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Pay for your own fries,
ya mooch.
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NOODLES: [gasps]
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ALICIA: Maureen, now that
we have this new computer,
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we're that much closer
to finishing TrollJammer.
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MAUREEN: Neat.
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But jeez, it would be a shame
if that computer got returned
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because Daddy found out
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that no one was listening
to the team leader.
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ALICIA: She didn't mean that.
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MAX: Okay, everyone,
how about this?
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Let's put TrollJammer
on hold for a bit.
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I mean, I don't think
it's gonna take long
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for us to build Fry‐Secure.
Agreed?
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MAUREEN: So, yeah.
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Basically the plan
that I suggested.
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Now, why aren't you
wearing your shirts?
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KAYLYN: 'Cause there's no one
to advertise to in the garage?
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MAUREEN: Put them on.
ALL: [sighing]
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♪
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MAX: Mom, I need you to find
a loophole in this contract.
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HELEN: You still haven't
read it, have you?
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MAX: I'm a little busy!
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HELEN: Well, if you took
a minute to read it,
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and I mean literally
just one minute,
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you would know that
sentence two says,
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"If for some reason, Maureen
voluntarily leaves the company,
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"Smashable can still
keep the computer."
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MAX: It does?
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Awesome!
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Thanks.
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00:12:11,598 --> 00:12:14,098
HELEN: Have you seen
sentence three?
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MAX: Uh, kinda.
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HELEN: You should
seriously read this.
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MAX: Oh.
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Oh, no.
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NOODLES: Stanley's Restaurant.
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Come for our burgers
and stay for... uh...
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...more burgers!
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MAX: How can you possibly
be enjoying this?
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00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,464
NOODLES: Are you kidding?
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This is the role
I was born to play!
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00:12:37,724 --> 00:12:41,834
Now, if only I could eat
a burger while being a burger.
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Burger...
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Buurr‐gerrr...
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MAX: I really gotta
start reading contracts.
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NOODLES: Buurrr‐gerrr!
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♪
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MAX: I know how we can
get rid of Maureen!
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KAYLYN: I'm listening.
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00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:04,047
MAX: We need to get Maureen to
leave the company voluntarily.
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ALICIA: That shouldn't
be too hard.
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MAX: So we have to
make the job boring.
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Or get her interested
in something else.
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Or just be
really unlikable.
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NOODLES: Ooh,
that's a tough one.
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I'm a delight.
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MAX: That way we don't
break the contract
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and we can keep the computer.
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ZEKE: Solid plan,
but I don't really have
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any skin in this game.
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♪
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ZEKE: Shouldn't you be
putting your plan into action?
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MAX: I'm procrastinating.
329
00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:34,106
I don't like the idea of kicking
someone out of the group.
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Aah!
Aw...
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00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,322
Oh...
Good point, Zeke.
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Just rip the bandage off
and get it over with.
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♪
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KAYLYN: ...and when
you consider that one third
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of early stage angel
investments are successful
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and can return five times
the investment
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but the other two‐thirds
make little to no money
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00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:04,343
and must work for years
to reclaim loss...
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00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,447
So, obviously your talents
would be better used
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00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,421
at a bigger company!
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00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,220
What do you think?
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00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,751
MAUREEN: Nah,
I do the accounting
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00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,916
at my dad's restaurant.
We're in good hands.
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00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,132
ALICIA: I sure used to love
being on the soccer team.
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00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,061
All that "rah rah"
spirit, road trips,
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00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,768
dumping sports drink
on your coach every game.
347
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,070
Don't you miss sports?
348
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,442
MAUREEN: Sports
are way too easy.
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00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,540
I just show up
and boom, I'm captain.
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00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,943
Yawn.
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00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,407
ALICIA: Ouch!
Ooh!
352
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,045
MAUREEN: Gotta tighten
that spring mechanism.
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00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,250
Not snappy enough.
354
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,581
ALICIA: Better if it just
chopped my fingers right off!
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00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,917
Right?
MAUREEN: That's a great idea!
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00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:51,794
♪
357
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,594
MAX: I don't know
what your dad is like,
358
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,826
but my parents are the worst.
359
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,002
Ugh, I mean, who makes
their kid run a tech company
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00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,401
in their crummy garage?
361
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,473
I don't blame you if you
wanna quit and work with
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00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,272
kids who have cooler parents.
363
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,744
BRYAN: Yeah.
I'm such a monster
364
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,914
I'm doing your chores.
365
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,812
Hi, I'm Max's uncool dad.
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00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,854
MAUREEN: I'm Maureen
and you seem pretty cool to me.
367
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,121
BRYAN: Ooh!
I like this one.
368
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,150
She's a keeper.
369
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,486
NOODLES: I mean, can
you imagine how horrible
370
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,192
being part of this gang is?
371
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,133
Working with your
friends every day.
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00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,129
Coming up with cool inventions.
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00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:33,031
Laughing so hard you forget
what you're laughing about.
374
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,535
Uh, I mean,
it's the worst,
375
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,969
and everything is awful!
376
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,505
MAUREEN: What are you
even talking about?
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00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,480
NOODLES: I don't know.
378
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:43,838
Good question.
379
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,463
ALICIA: I was curious to know
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00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,595
the captain of so many
different teams.
381
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,500
MAX: Yeah, that is weird.
382
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,942
ALICIA: So I used the new
computer to cross reference
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00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,398
all the team photos in town.
NOODLES: And?
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00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,107
ALICIA: Turns out Maureen
is in all the photos as captain,
385
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,240
but only on the teams
her father sponsors.
386
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,946
Maureen, captain.
387
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,849
Maureen, captain...
388
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,952
Maureen, captain again!
389
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,615
MAX: You mean Stanley gives
teams sponsorship money
390
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,964
in exchange for putting
Maureen in charge?
391
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:31,790
ALICIA: Exactly.
392
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,034
Maureen's dad is
buying her friends!
393
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,860
KAYLYN: That's the saddest
thing I've ever heard.
394
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,526
MAX: No wonder she acts so mean.
395
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,004
She's probably never made
friends the real way,
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00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,603
by having fun.
397
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,195
NOODLES: Or by rooting
through their trash
398
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,667
to see what kind of
stuff they're into...
399
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,205
like a normal person.
400
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,610
CHELSEA: I don't know
what you're talking about,
401
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,311
and I don't want to know.
402
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,043
MAX: What?
NOODLES: I mean...
403
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,348
Yeah, by having fun!
404
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,180
[slurping sound]
405
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:59,045
KAYLYN: I feel guilty for
trying to get her to leave.
406
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,385
MAX: Yeah.
ALICIA: Me too.
407
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:04,119
NOODLES: I feel guilty
for eating her fries.
408
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,086
MAUREEN: Let's get
cracking, everyone.
409
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:09,034
Those fries aren't gonna
protect themselves.
410
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,531
This better be a new
prototype for Fry‐Secure
411
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,904
and not another lunch break.
412
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,003
MAX: No, the 15‐minute
lunch break you gave us
413
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,965
was plenty.
414
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,674
It's totally a new prototype.
415
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,035
What if instead of a case
that protects your fries,
416
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,505
there was a group
game that involves
417
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,584
the three F's of happiness.
418
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:31,022
Fun, friends, and fries.
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00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,220
MAUREEN: How do we
make money off of it?
420
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:35,422
KAYLYN: You don't.
It's just... fun.
421
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:36,364
MAX: Look.
422
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,059
I put this blindfold on
and when I say go
423
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,191
you have five seconds
to steal a fry.
424
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,498
MAUREEN: And?
425
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,699
MAX: And if I can
swat your hands,
426
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,471
I get a fry.
427
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,402
Ready?
Go.
428
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:56,277
ALICIA: Five, four,
three, two, one!
429
00:17:56,309 --> 00:18:00,049
MAUREEN: Ha!
Got it.
430
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,579
♪
431
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,416
♪
432
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,022
MAUREEN: Let me be
blindfolded this time.
433
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,285
ALL: Sure.
434
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:17,295
[all yelling and laughing]
435
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:22,170
[yelling and laughing]
436
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:27,441
[yelling and laughing]
437
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:31,213
♪
438
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:34,283
[screaming]
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00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:38,083
♪
440
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,317
♪
441
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,423
ALL: 3, 2, 1!
[yelling]
442
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,226
♪
443
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,359
♪
444
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,268
[laughter]
445
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,441
NOODLES: I didn't think I'd ever
say this, but I am so full.
446
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,771
KAYLYN: Whoa.
Guys, Noodles is full!
447
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,106
MAX: Better mark a calendar.
448
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,781
This day will
never come again.
449
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,809
ALICIA: I know what you mean.
450
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:07,584
I never want to see
another French fry again.
451
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,783
NOODLES: Okay,
let's not overreact.
452
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,975
[laughter]
453
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:14,317
MAUREEN: This is the most fun
I've had in like forever.
454
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:16,363
Or more like...
ever.
455
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,489
KAYLYN: That's just the nine
plates of fries talking.
456
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,294
[laughter]
ALL: Ah...
457
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,157
KAYLYN: We better get going.
458
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,704
My mom's expecting us
for movie night.
459
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,170
MAUREEN: Oh.
460
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,498
NOODLES, MAX, KAYLYN:
See ya!
461
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,173
NOODLES: See ya.
MAUREEN: Bye.
462
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:32,171
Hey!
Uh...
463
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,814
If you let me come,
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00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:38,439
I can get my dad to buy you
a new computer monitor.
465
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,507
KAYLYN: What?
466
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,605
MAUREEN: I mean, I'd have
to ask my dad, but...
467
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,447
MAX: What?
No way.
468
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,552
MAUREEN: Okay.
469
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:45,723
Two monitors?
470
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,191
ALICIA: Maureen!
No.
471
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:49,620
MAUREEN: Okay, fine.
472
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,455
Just go watch your
dumb movie then.
473
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,530
MAX: No, no, you
don't understand.
474
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,059
Your dad doesn't have to buy us
things to make us your friends.
475
00:19:57,096 --> 00:20:00,296
We are your friends.
MAUREEN: You are?
476
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,672
NOODLES: Didn't you just say
you had the best time ever?
477
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,342
MAUREEN: Yeah?
So we're...
478
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,371
friends?
479
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,535
ALICIA: Totally.
MAX: Yes!
480
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,383
KAYLYN: For sure.
NOODLES: Yeah.
481
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,838
MAUREEN: So you weren't
trying to get me to quit
482
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,607
and keep the computer?
483
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,677
MAX: You read the contract?
484
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,186
MAUREEN: Obviously
I read the contract!
485
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,388
You'd have to be
crazy not to.
486
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,760
MAX: Pfft.
Obviously.
487
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,688
KAYLYN: We're sorry.
That wasn't fair.
488
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,734
We just hadn't gotten
to know you yet.
489
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:27,859
MAUREEN: That's okay.
490
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,663
I know I was a bit bossy.
491
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,155
It was the only way I could
compete with you guys.
492
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,498
You're all so smart.
493
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,543
ALICIA: Fry‐Secure
was pretty original.
494
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,599
MAUREEN: Max's
version was better.
495
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,107
KAYLYN: You coming to watch
the movie or what, Maureen?
496
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,880
We're watching
Escape From Clown Mountain .
497
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,709
MAUREEN: No.
498
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,254
As team leader,
I say we're watching
499
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:51,149
the original
Attack of the Mountain Clowns .
500
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,221
MAUREEN: Gotcha.
[laughter]
501
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,994
♪
502
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,562
KAYLYN: I mean, maybe
a rental would be great...
503
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,631
ALICIA: Uh‐huh.
504
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,203
MAUREEN: Hey, guys!
Guess what?
505
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,599
MAX: Those inventions
aren't going to start
506
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,170
inventing themselves?
507
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,128
MAUREEN: For the
first time ever
508
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,637
I actually tried out
for a sports team...
509
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,009
and I made it!
510
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,108
MAX: Whoa!
KAYLYN: Oh my gosh!
511
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,040
MAX: That's awesome!
512
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,944
ALICIA: Wow, Maureen!
KAYLYN: High five!
513
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,576
ALICIA: But I thought
you found sports boring.
514
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:21,511
MAUREEN: I did, but this time
I actually earned it,
515
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:24,017
so it's kinda fun.
516
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:27,189
Besides, it's still a million
times better than volleyball.
517
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,419
KAYLYN: So cool, Maureen!
518
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,594
MAX: Congratulations!
519
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,033
MAUREEN: Only problem is, with
so many after school practices
520
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,528
and away games,
I won't be able to be
521
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,201
a part of Smashable anymore.
522
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,430
MAX: Well...
523
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,325
You were a valuable addition
to the team while you were here.
524
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,538
KAYLYN: We'll miss you.
525
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,670
MAUREEN: Say goodbye
to Noodles for me.
526
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,275
MAX: Yeah.
Where is he, anyway?
527
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,678
MAUREEN: He's got some kind of
new deal going on with my dad.
528
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:57,221
NOODLES: ♪ Come get your
burgers at Stanley's! ♪
529
00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,549
♪ Burgers, burgers!
Burgers! ♪
530
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,616
♪
531
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,615
MAX: Wow, you did it.
532
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,487
You telepathed yourself
into a burger,
533
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,155
eating a burger.
NOODLES: Yeah, I did.
534
00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,995
MAX: Isn't it weird for a burger
to eat another burger?
535
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,071
NOODLES: I dunno.
536
00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:14,728
Let's just not
think about it.
537
00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,437
Stanley's Restaurant!
538
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,238
Come get your burgers!
539
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,640
Come get your burgers!
540
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,412
Come on,
you know you want one!
541
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,540
♪
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