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♪
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ALICIA: Remember,
be assertive.
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Look at him
straight in the eyes.
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NOODLES: But not for too long,
or else it gets creepy.
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I've learned that
lesson many times.
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KAYLYN: [laughs]
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MAX: Guys, we don't
have time to worry.
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KAYLYN: That's the spirit!
We got this!
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MAX: Let's do this!
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NOODLES: I, uh...
think it's a "push."
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MAX: [whispered]
Ah, yeah.
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Thank you.
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KAYLYN: Whoa...
ALICIA: Wow...
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KAYLYN: Whoa,
this is amazing!
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TRACEY: Can I help you?
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MAX: Hello there.
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We are contemporaries
of Mr. Hedges.
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Fellow inventors.
TRACEY: Uh‐huh.
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MAX: I'm Max Graham,
entrepreneur and visionary.
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We're here for a tete‐a‐tete,
if you will.
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TRACEY: I will not.
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Mr. Hedges is an extremely
busy man who doesn't have time
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for your children's games.
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WILL: Who is ready
to play some basketball?!
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Woo!
This guy!
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MAX: Mr. Hedges,
it's me, Max!
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WILL: What?
MAX: From InventiveCon?
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You gave me your card.
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WILL: Robot‐arm.
MAX: Yeah!
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Hi!
I'm a huge fan.
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WILL: Well, that is sweet.
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Tracey, get these kids some
free T‐shirts or something.
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MAX: Uh, actually, Mr. Hedges,
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I was hoping we could talk about
where your ideas come from,
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what innovation means to you...
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basically how
you're such a genius.
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WILL: Uh‐huh.
Hey, do you play basketball?
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MAX: Sure, I do.
WILL: Tell you what.
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Come by for a game
this Friday.
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MAX: Wow.
I, I'd love to do that.
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Yeah, I'm, I'm great
at basketball.
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Amazing!
Wow, I'm good!
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ALICIA: Concentrate.
MAX: Okay.
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NOODLES: Try and get it from me.
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Get it from me,
get it from me.
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MAX: Okay, okay, okay.
KAYLYN: Get it away!
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MAX: No, no, no!
No, the ball!
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KAYLYN: You got this one!
You can do it!
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NOODLES: Follow through!
ALL: All right, here we go!
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KAYLYN: Come on,
come on, come on!
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You got it?
NOODLES: No!
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KAYLYN: No,
you really don't.
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NOODLES: Come on, Max!
MAX: Okay, all right.
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ALL: [sighing]
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KAYLYN: Okay, guys,
huddle up.
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[sighs]
That was brutal.
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MAX: True.
So we have to make me
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a convincingly okay player
by tomorrow.
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ALICIA: I can't believe you told
him you were good at basketball.
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You are... not.
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NOODLES: Nope.
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KAYLYN: You're kind of...
the worst.
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NOODLES: Yup.
KAYLYN: You always have been.
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MAX: I know.
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NOODLES: You're
truly awful at it.
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MAX: Okay, okay!
So I'm terrible at this.
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What do we do?
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NOODLES: You only have to score
a few points, let him win,
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and then nail him
with your pitches.
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KAYLYN: Can we get out
of this huddle now?
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Noodles is really
sweating on me.
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NOODLES: Sweat is just your
body's sign that it's working,
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so...
ALL: Ew!
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MAX: I don't get it.
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I pown at BasketJam.
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VIDEO GAME: Slam dunk!
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NOODLES: Nice move!
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ALICIA: He really
is good at this.
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ALICIA: It's like night and day.
[video game sound]
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KAYLYN: But the targeting
system over the basket
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does make it a lot easier.
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NOODLES: The shot‐power
meter is useful too.
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VIDEO GAME: Slam dunk!
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MAX: These skills
must transfer somehow.
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KAYLYN: They don't.
At all.
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ALICIA: But what if we could
make real‐life basketball
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more like BasketJam?
[video game sound]
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MAX: Ooh, yeah!
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We could build a HUD!
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Like a heads‐up display...
for basketball.
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KAYLYN: And you could
take all the info you need
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and put it on a visor.
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ALICIA: And adapt
the video game code
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to create a targeting system?
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It's totally doable.
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NOODLES: Sounds like
a slam dunk to me.
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NOODLES: Max,
I love ya, buddy...
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but you're bad at this.
MAX: I know.
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NOODLES: Like
really, really bad.
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MAX: Okay!
I get it.
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NOODLES: But do you get it?
MAX: I get it!
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Yes.
I do.
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MAX: I got snacks!
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KAYLYN: And I've got the HUD
attached to the bike helmet.
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MAX: Whoa, cool!
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KAYLYN: It's the display from
my dad's motorcycle helmet.
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It's super expensive.
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So we have to be
careful with it...
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or I can't go home.
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Like, ever.
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ALICIA: When I'm done,
we'll replace the OS
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with Max's new virtual coach.
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Uploading...
now.
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NOODLES: Does that mean we're
ready for the helmet skin?
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MAX: Yes, Noodles.
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Remember to...
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[whooshing sound]
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MAX: ...deflate it first.
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♪
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ALICIA: I present to you...
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SWISH!
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NOODLES: SWISH?
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ALICIA: "Sport Wearable
Info System Helmet."
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NOODLES: Okay...
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I was thinking of calling it
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"Basketball Automation
Awesome Helmet,"
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but apparently "BAAH"
sounded too silly.
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KAYLYN: How is it, Max?
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MAX: [laughs in amazement]
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It's amazing!
It's like I'm in the game!
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Now someone
throw me the ball!
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HELEN: Let's see whatcha got.
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MAX: All right, let's see
if this baby works...
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[electronic beep]
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ALICIA & KAYLYN: Yes!
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KAYLYN: That was the best
shot you've ever made
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in your life, Max!
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NOODLES: It was the only shot
he's ever made in his life.
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MAX: That felt amazing!
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HELEN: Yeah, I knew you
had it in there somewhere.
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MAX: It's not me,
Mom, It's the SWISH!
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I think I mostly
take after Dad.
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Uh, sports‐wise.
HELEN: [laughs]
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MAX: I can't believe
I'm gonna go one‐on‐one
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with the Will Hedges!
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Okay, I am so nervous.
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NOODLES: It's okay, Max.
You'll do fine.
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[car honking]
HELEN: Let's go!
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KAYLYN: Wait!
Max...
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I have something for you.
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MAX: Are these...
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KAYLYN: My RF‐55s.
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The jewel of my collection.
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MAX: These were your entire
Christmas gift last year.
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You haven't worn them yet?
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KAYLYN: Worn them ?
Are you insane?
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These are mint.
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I just like to look
at them, you know?
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And smell them.
[inhales]
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Ah, that "new shoe" smell!
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[sighs]
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I want you to wear them.
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For luck.
MAX: Wow, Kaylyn...
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Thank you.
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KAYLYN: Oh, Max?
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Maybe just...
one last sniff?
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[inhales]
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Okay.
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Go get 'em.
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ALL: Woo!
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ZEKE: Hello, friends.
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KAYLYN: Hey!
ZEKE: I have good news.
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KAYLYN: What is it?
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ZEKE: I just came into some cash
thanks to my Aunt Sue.
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NOODLES: Cool!
Why did she give you money?
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ZEKE: Probably 'cause
it's my birthday.
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ALICIA: It's your birthday?
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And you never told us?
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ZEKE: It's just another day.
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I didn't really accomplish
anything other than stay alive.
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Whoop‐de‐doo, right?
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KAYLYN: Well...
happy birthday!
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NOODLES: So...
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How much money did you make?
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ZEKE: I think it's tacky
to talk about money.
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Let's just say
it's a tidy sum.
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She usually gives me
a couple bucks
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and a sloppy kiss
on the cheek,
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but this year she's in Florida
and sent a nice cheque
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to make up for it.
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ALICIA: Wow, Zeke.
You're rich!
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What are you gonna spend it on?
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ZEKE: I'm weighing options.
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I'm still very much
in the ideas stage.
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ALICIA: Well, if
you're open to ideas,
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I've got a few.
KAYLYN: Me too.
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Our company could
really use a nice‐‐
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NOODLES: Hang on!
Zeke, buddy.
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I got lots of ideas
for your money!
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I just need to think of them.
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ZEKE: I'll hear all of
your pitches in due time.
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KAYLYN: But why can't we just‐‐
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ZEKE: In due time.
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What do you think you need,
like, 10, 15 minutes?
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An hour?
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I'll give you an hour.
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MAX: Did you know Will Hedges
was the CEO of his own company
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before he could even drive?
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HELEN: Yeah.
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You just told me
five minutes ago.
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MAX: Well, he was the first
person ever to put a smoothie
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in a jar and bring it to work.
Can you imagine?
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Just, just walk
into the office,
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"Ooh, I'm hungry for a very
healthy, tasty morning snack!"
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[gasps]
"What's this?"
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[slurps]
"Delicious!"
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HELEN: [laughs]
Okay.
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MAX: What?
HELEN: Nothing.
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MAX: What ?
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HELEN: Just be careful,
that's all.
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You might have his
Wikipedia page memorized,
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but you don't
really know this guy.
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MAX: Mom, please.
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HELEN: I mean,
when was the last time
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he actually
invented something?
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MAX: Four years ago.
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He made sticky tack
even stickier and more blue.
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HELEN: And then what?
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MAX: Nothing yet.
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But I'm sure he's got
something up his sleeve.
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He's Will Hedges!
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HELEN: [laughs]
Okay...
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ALICIA: Hello, Zeke.
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As you know, all our work is
done from this humble garage.
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ZEKE: It is drab, isn't it?
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ALICIA: We do the best
we can with what we have.
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But imagine what we can
design and build with...
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this new 3D printer!
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ZEKE: I'm listening.
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ALICIA: We can print
anything, you guys!
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Laptop loses a key?
Print a new one.
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Lose your house key?
Print a new one.
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Lose a toe?
Print a new one!
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Anything you can
possibly imagine.
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ZEKE: You had me at "new toe."
ALICIA: Yes!
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ZEKE: I can safely say so far,
you're in the lead.
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The bar has been set high.
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New‐toe high.
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This is a very nice brochure.
ALICIA: Thank you.
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MAX: Mr. Hedges, thanks
so much for having me here!
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This is the coolest
thing I've done.
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You're gonna love
TrollJammer, okay?
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Basically, we're just trying to
make the internet a better place
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and stuff, you know?
This is huge...
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This, this moment
is huge for me.
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WILL: Huh?
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MAX: Oh, I was
just saying that‐‐
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WILL: Brad!
BRAD: Here comes Brad!
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WILL: This is Brad,
my assistant.
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I pay him a hundred
grand a year
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just to yell motivational
slogans at me.
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MAX: Hello, nice to meet‐‐
BRAD: You can do it!
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MAX: A hundred grand
for that?
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WILL: Well, that and to carry
all my icy cold drinks
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on his back.
BRAD: Winning is in you!
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WILL: [laughs]
That'll be all for now, Brad.
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Now gimme a power drink!
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BRAD: Fantastic!
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WILL: Lemon‐lime,
mixed berry, or grape?
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MAX: Oh, I'm good.
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WILL: Suit yourself.
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WILL: [exhales]
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Put this away for me, man.
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BRAD: Yup.
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MAX: Uh, Mr. Hedges...
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Brad is...
WILL: The best, man!
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[laughs]
BRAD: Thank you, sir.
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WILL: That wasn't very
motivational, Brad.
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BRAD: There is no limit
to how high you can fly!
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WILL: Better!
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WILL: You ready, Max?
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♪
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MAX: Ready.
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WILL: Did you just put
a basketball on your head?
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WILL: Okay.
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KAYLYN: Relax!
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And let me magically
whisk you away...
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...to paradise.
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Aloha.
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[Hawaiian music playing]
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KAYLYN: Have a seat, Zeke.
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ZEKE: So, your pitch is...
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KAYLYN: Sun, sand, and surf.
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Corporate burn‐out is real.
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To get our minds energized
and our output high,
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we need a break!
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Your money could take the whole
team on a relaxing getaway
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to the luxurious
Kukui Hamalala‐Loey
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all‐inclusive resort
in beautiful Hawaii.
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ZEKE: Kukui‐Hama...
lamalooey?
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KAYLYN: Kukui‐Hamalala‐Loey.
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ZEKE: I don't know.
I sunburn easy.
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KAYLYN: That's
what this is for.
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Would you like a refreshing
pineapple punch?
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ZEKE: I wouldn't turn one down.
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KAYLYN: Time away from work is
a great way to relax our brains
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into coming up with
an idea for work!
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ZEKE: I'm liking this.
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NOODLES: Oh, come on!
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ALICIA: What about
the 3D printer?
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ZEKE: Can you print Hawaii?
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You're in the running
with the toe printer.
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KAYLYN: Yes!
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ZEKE: A little faster, Kaylyn.
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MAX: So, with our invention,
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you could post stuff
like pictures, videos,
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and not have to worry
about a bunch of trolls
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making fun of... you.
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WILL: Woo!
Take that!
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In yo' face!
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MAX: Nice dunk.
BRAD: [blows whistle]
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Excuses are for the weak!
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WILL: Did you
see that, Brad?
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I just dunked on
that kid's head.
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MAX: All I was said
was "nice dunk."
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BRAD: [blows whistle]
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WILL: Your turn, Max.
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You want to impress me?
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Start hittin' some shots.
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MAX: Okay, I'll shoot.
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WILL: You're gonna
shoot from there?
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Brad, look at this!
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The kid's gonna shoot
from half‐court.
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BRAD: Impossible!
WILL: Go ahead!
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I'll let you shoot
from there all day!
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WILL & BRAD: [laughing]
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[electronic sounds]
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WILL: [laughs]
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What was that?
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MAX: I call it the SWISH.
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NOODLES: Two words for you...
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"Personal chef."
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And then two more words:
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"Nonstop buffet."
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And just two more,
real quick:
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"Bon appetit."
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ZEKE: I'm impressed.
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ALICIA: Sorry, how is
this supposed to help
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with our inventions?
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NOODLES: No one's ever
had a world‐changing idea
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on an empty stomach.
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ZEKE: He's got a point.
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NOODLES: A point that I can
sum up in just two more words.
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00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,542
KAYLYN: Please say
those words aren't...
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NOODLES: "Hot dogs"!
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KAYLYN: Of course.
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ZEKE: This is good!
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00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,192
WILL: Wassup,
little man?
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00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,989
What you got?
What you got, half‐pint?
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00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,261
Huh?
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Come on!
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00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,930
What's good?
What's good?
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00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:20,758
What you got?
Lucky shot.
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00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,903
I got you.
What's up?
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00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,697
What?!
[gasps]
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00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,133
Are you for real?
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00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:29,467
Oof!
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What's strong?
What's good‐‐
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Oh, come on!
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00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,710
Am I seeing this?
Am I seeing this, Brad?!
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00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:37,843
BRAD: Winning is an attitude!
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00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:42,717
WILL: Oh, shut up and give me
another purple drink.
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00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,879
Let's take a break.
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[ball bouncing]
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MAX: Good game.
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WILL: That was impressive, Max.
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No 12‐year‐old has ever
beaten me on my own court.
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00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,431
MAX: Thanks.
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WILL: How does this basketball
head thing work, exactly?
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Some sort of augmented reality?
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00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,744
MAX: No.
It's game‐based.
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00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,370
Alicia, our engineer,
modified the eyepiece display
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00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,366
using codes from BasketJam.
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,238
WILL: The military
would love this thing.
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00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,807
MAX: What?
WILL: And you've...
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00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,645
patented this?
MAX: Nope.
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We put this prototype
together for fun.
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WILL: So, you have
no proprietary claim
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00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,322
on this invention whatsoever?
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00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,794
MAX: I guess not.
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00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:24,422
Kaylyn usually
does the paperwork.
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Noodles tests it out
for bugs.
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00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,928
And Alicia...
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00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,061
What are you doing?
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00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,966
WILL: Just sending
a quick email.
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00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,740
So, you said you guys
have some other ideas?
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00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,739
Uh, TrollZammer, was it?
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00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,071
MAX: TrollJammer, actually.
[email sent sound]
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00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,108
MAX: Why are you sending
pictures of my invention?
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00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:46,854
WILL: Well, I'm...
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00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:49,349
I guess you could say I'm
teaching you a valuable lesson
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00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,122
about the inventing game:
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00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,120
always lock up your ideas.
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00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:58,093
MAX: Why?
[new email sound]
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00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,794
WILL: Because I just
patented the SWISH.
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00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,956
[laughs]
Thanks for the inspiration.
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00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,804
I'm gonna make millions.
[laughs]
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00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:10,142
So, tell me all
about TrollJammer?
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00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:12,939
MAX: I... I gotta go.
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00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,212
WILL: You know, one day,
you're gonna thank me for this.
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00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,811
You really are.
417
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,684
You're welcome!
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00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,283
[sighs]
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00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,115
Right, Brad?
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00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,821
BRAD: Be your dream!
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00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,193
WILL: Drink me.
BRAD: Yup!
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00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:33,132
WILL: Oh, Brad!
Clean these up.
423
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,129
BRAD: Never give up!
Never give up!
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00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,772
♪
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00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,350
HELEN: I'm sorry, buddy. just
426
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,181
And his fridge guy
yelled at me.
427
00:16:57,216 --> 00:16:58,346
HELEN: His fridge guy?
428
00:16:58,384 --> 00:16:59,794
MAX: Just forget it.
429
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,389
It was a dumb idea anyway.
HELEN: Hey!
430
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,661
It is never dumb to go
after something you want.
431
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,560
I think it's really brave
of you to go in there
432
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,232
and pitch to the
head of a company.
433
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,661
MAX: You sound just
like the fridge guy.
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00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,195
HELEN: Okay, who is
this fridge guy?
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00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,370
MAX: Just a guy with a fridge
on his back, you know?
436
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,299
HELEN: Sure.
Okay.
437
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,844
What happened in there?
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00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,339
MAX: I was blabbing
about all our great ideas,
439
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,712
and he just stole them.
440
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,080
I may have won at
the basketball game,
441
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,379
but I lost at not
being an idiot.
442
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:26,351
What was I thinking?
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00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,709
HELEN: So, Will wasn't
on your side today.
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00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,218
But you have great
friends, family,
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00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,820
and an awesome mom who happens
to think you're a super genius.
446
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,994
MAX: Thanks.
447
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,492
I guess he won, and there's
nothing I can do about it.
448
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:39,734
HELEN: Oh, really?
449
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,359
That's how you
want to leave it?
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00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,564
MAX: No?
HELEN: Heck no!
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00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:48,126
♪
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00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,067
HELEN: Max?
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00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,871
That's your cue
to get out of the car too.
454
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,743
MAX: Oh.
Right.
455
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:58,844
[slurping sound]
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00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,208
NOODLES: So, Zeke...
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00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,576
What's it gonna be?
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00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,694
Chef, Hawaii,
or a 3D printer?
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00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,918
ZEKE: Very well.
460
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,593
It was very hard to decide,
but a decision had to be made.
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00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,593
KAYLYN: And that decision is?
462
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,225
ZEKE: The proposal I ultimately
decided to go with is...
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00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,862
...mine.
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00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,767
I'm taking you
all for ice cream!
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00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:24,570
ALICIA: Let me see this.
466
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,214
$12!
KAYLYN: [sighs]
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00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,609
ZEKE: Not exactly.
12 Canadian dollars!
468
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,753
Aunt Sue is from Thunder Bay.
469
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,548
KAYLYN: You said
that you were rich!
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00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,450
ZEKE: You said I was rich.
471
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,622
I said I had some money.
472
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:41,490
KAYLYN: $12 couldn't get us
all to school on the bus.
473
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,920
Why, Zeke?
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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,285
ZEKE: I don't know.
475
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:46,963
Maybe I enjoyed the attention.
476
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,603
You wanna talk about it,
or go get ice cream?
477
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,769
KAYLYN: How did I let myself
think that Hawaii was possible?
478
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,869
How, Kaylyn?
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00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,312
NOODLES: I'll take
the ice cream.
480
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:01,669
WILL: I'm thinking
we can get a contract
481
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,307
for these with the military.
482
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,842
Preferably our own,
but obviously
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00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,507
we'd go with the highest bidder.
[laughs]
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00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,515
HELEN: Not so fast!
485
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,848
MAX: That line
kind of works better
486
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,353
when someone's
trying to run away.
487
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,845
HELEN: I'm doing my best.
Give me a break.
488
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,516
MAX: I got this, Mom.
489
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,464
This is personal.
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00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,360
WILL: I'll call you back.
491
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,762
MAX: In life, a man
has two choices.
492
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,795
Compromise, or lose.
493
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,501
Or, he can choose
a third choice:
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00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,774
not choosing a choice at all.
495
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,973
WILL: Wise words.
MAX: It's from your book.
496
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,205
WILL: You read
My Business is My Life ?
497
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,641
MAX: I read all your books.
498
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,476
I was a huge fan.
499
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,851
I wanted to be
just like you.
500
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,950
So I thought.
501
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,521
HELEN: Ooh!
502
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,449
Sick burn!
[laughs]
503
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,385
Sorry.
Very impactful.
504
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,822
MAX: Sure, you're famous,
505
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,026
and have a fridge guy,
506
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:57,229
but I have something very
important that you don't.
507
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:58,663
I have friends.
508
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,328
WILL: I have friends.
Brad's a friend.
509
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,296
Tell him, Brad.
510
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,343
BRAD: We are business
associates at best.
511
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,510
WILL: Oh, Brad, no...
512
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,369
MAX: How did we
make the SWISH?
513
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:12,547
Alicia's engineering skills,
Noodles' creative ideas,
514
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,378
Kaylyn's attention
to detail, and my...
515
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,684
well, my lack of
basketball skills.
516
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,387
I'm usually more
useful than that.
517
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,758
The point is
we did it together.
518
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,358
WILL: Beautiful story, but my
lab rats are reverse engineering
519
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,592
our own SWISH as we speak.
520
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,757
MAX: Keep it.
521
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,895
You need it
more than I do.
522
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:34,601
It's been years since
you've had a new invention.
523
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,673
HELEN: Ooh‐hoo!
Burn!
524
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,673
WILL: And who is this?
Your lawyer?
525
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:44,335
HELEN: Yup.
But I'm also...
526
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:50,579
...his mom.
527
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,685
HELEN: Woo!
528
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,693
BRAD: That was awesome.
529
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,885
WILL: Ugh.
530
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:04,959
NOODLES: Banana nut fudge.
531
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,367
Nothin' like it.
532
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:09,369
ZEKE: This place goes
all out for birthdays.
533
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,571
CHELSEA: We do when you make
a super big deal about it
534
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,644
to our managers.
535
00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,411
ZEKE: Hey... isn't it also
supposed to come with
536
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,741
the birthday song?
537
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,336
CHELSEA: Don't push it.
538
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,077
NOODLES: Aah!
539
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,552
ZEKE: Wow, you're way more upset
about this birthday song
540
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,381
than I am.
541
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,415
NOODLES: Nope!
Ice‐cream headache!
542
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,551
KAYLYN: Why are you
still eating it, then?
543
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,046
NOODLES: Gotta...
fight through...
544
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,718
the pain!
545
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,426
ALICIA: Is it weird that I
feel sorry for Will Hedges?
546
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,829
He's got no more ideas.
KAYLYN: And no friends.
547
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,501
MAX: And my mom
dunked on his head.
548
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,460
She's like LeBron.
549
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,867
You know, if LeBron
made amazing lasagna.
550
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,370
NOODLES: [screams]
551
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,671
ALICIA: Seriously!
Stop eating it!
552
00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,943
KAYLYN: Y'know, I think I should
wear these bad boys more often.
553
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,113
Why have 'em if you're
not gonna wear 'em, right?
554
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,712
MAX: They look great on you.
555
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,454
KAYLYN: Excuse me!
556
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,749
Chocolate?
557
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,420
Max!
558
00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,448
Hold this!
559
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,953
I'm putting them
back in the box.
560
00:21:58,984 --> 00:21:59,924
NOODLES: [screams]
561
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,922
ALICIA: Okay...
If he won't stop screaming,
562
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:05,424
we'd better go
somewhere less public.
563
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,787
♪
564
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,927
♪
565
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,802
MAX: [sighs]
Man!
566
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:17,802
ZEKE: I'm not going anywhere
until I get my birthday song.
567
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,767
Manager!
568
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,535
♪
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