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MAX: Thanks for driving us to InventiveCon, Chelsea.

CHELSEA: No probs, Bobs. Sounds like fun.

MAX: It's gonna be awesome.

[cheering from garage]

KAYLYN: Yes! I got one in!

[chatter and laughter] ALICIA: Not even close!

MAX: What's going on? NOODLES: My latest invention.

The Snacketball Hel‐net is a basketball net

that catches snacks people throw, for you to eat.

MAX: I get that. It looks fun.

But why? KAYLYN: There is no point.

NOODLES: Some of the greatest inventions of all time

are pointless! The foam brick.

The pet rock. The fart amplifier.

KAYLYN: Good point. They're all dumb, too.

NOODLES: Guys, there's a $17‐billion

joke‐gadget industry.

Remember what a success our Mutt Chat was?

MAX: I do.

But we don't really make joke gadgets.

We make inventions to change the world.

NOODLES: Max, laughter is the best medicine,

and this thing gives me a lot of medicine.

MAX: You know we're leaving for InventiveCon

like, right now? NOODLES: Of course.

MAX: And we already have our invention?

NOODLES: Yup. The Super Juicer.

MAX: Then why are you pitching Snacketball now?

NOODLES: I don't choose when inspiration hits me, Max.

ALICIA: Or when cheeseballs hit you!

KAYLYN: Oh, I made so many!

Incoming!

ALICIA: Oh, I got two!

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KAYLYN: Whoa!

NOODLES: Cool!

MAX: Guys. Look!

Will Hedges! The greatest inventor ever!

He's judging!

I'm actually going to meet him!

KAYLYN: Breathe, Max. Breathe.

MAX: Where is he?

Does anyone have eyes on Will Hedges?

KAYLYN: Way to play it cool.

ALICIA: I'll go get the rest of our stuff.

Noodles? NOODLES: Sure.

I'll, uh... yeah, just leave this here.

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JASON: Checking in?

Under what name? KAYLYN: Smashable.

JASON: No, I don't seem to have that name on my list.

Do you have the invite?

KAYLYN: Of course. Right here.

JASON: This is for "MegaWiz."

KAYLYN: That was our company name.

We re‐branded.

We're Smashable now!

JASON: You used to be MegaWiz?

MAX: That's right.

JASON: This is really confusing.

CHELSEA: Um, it really isn't. [laughs]

KAYLYN: We could be MegaWiz if it helps.

Can we please have our booth?

JASON: You just said you're Smashable.

Now you're MegaWiz?

Which is it?

CHELSEA: Sir, please, this is just a simple mix‐up.

They registered under a different name.

Does it really matter? JASON: Yeah.

KAYLYN: Can we please just get our booth?

JASON: I'm sorry. My hands are tied.

MAX: But I have to meet Will Hedges!

CHELSEA: Let me deal with this.

Just get in there and find a place to go set up.

Okay? MAX: Thanks, Chelsea.

CHELSEA: [whispered] Go!

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JASON: Where are they going? CHELSEA: Alright, Jason.

Let's rock!

JASON: You're getting a bit aggro.

I am concerned.

[indistinct chatter]

MAX: We're actually here!

NOODLES: There you are! MAX: Hey!

ALICIA: Wow. Lots of stiff competition.

KAYLYN: Hug‐me pillow? What's that?

NOODLES: Cool. Toothbrush for two?

ALICIA: Electric chopsticks?

KAYLYN: We've got a solid chance at winning this.

ALICIA: Except we're not officially entered,

and we don't have a booth.

MAX: What about there?

Perfectly good spot that nobody's taken!

I wonder why.

ALICIA: Could it be all these trash cans?

KAYLYN: Ew. That explains the smell.

Or it could be that.

NOODLES: Great, we're next to the bathrooms!

KAYLYN: Why is that great?

NOODLES: Anyone who has to go will have to come by us first.

That's a lot of foot traffic. ALICIA: That's actually true.

But will they want to stop for some fresh juice?

KAYLYN: No! It smells gross here!

MAX: All that matters is our invention, guys.

It's not about the sizzle; it's about the steak.

[toilet flushing sounds]

NOODLES: I think... this is steak.

KAYLYN: Noodles, don't even think about eating that.

MAX: Let's just get set up.

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[indistinct chatter]

MAX: Hey, is that a robotic arm?

ISABEL: Yeah. I call it The High‐Fiver.

It's spring‐loaded to go off once you raise your hand,

which it's not doing right now.

MAX: Yeah, arms are tricky.

We've tinkered with a hand before.

MAX: The Slapper was supposed to keep you awake

by lightly slapping your face.

ISABEL: Smart.

Did it work? MAX: Nope.

We could never get the springweight right.

Almost knocked my dad out cold.

ISABEL: Ouch! [laughs]

Good idea, though.

MAX: My dad didn't think so.

ISABEL: I'm Isabel. MAX: Hi; Max.

Hey, Isabel...

Have you ever tried to...

ISABEL: Tried what?

MAX: Nothing. Good luck!

KAYLYN: There are so many cool ideas here.

Did you see the Hot Bag Heads?

ALICIA: Hot water bags you wear on your head?

So amazing!

KAYLYN: What is this supposed to be?

ALICIA: A wind simulator?

KAYLYN: Whoa.

It's... oddly captivating.

ALICIA: Yeah.

You can totally see the effect the wind has on his...

hair.

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NOODLES: Okay. So here it goes.

We gotta open it up. You like pineapple?

Great. We're gonna add that in.

Some melon, grapefruit... Close it up.

Here we go. You ready?

This is the best part.

Here we go! [juicing sounds]

NOODLES: And this is gonna be some of the best juice

you have ever had. I promise, it's great!

NOODLES: Uh, you two can share...

Yeah.

MAX: Have you seen Will Hedges?

I saw him for a second, then I lost him!

I still can't believe it.

NOODLES: Me either... Can't believe what?

MAX: That he's judging our invention, Noodles!

The Will Hedges!

NOODLES: I know, right?

Who's... Will Hedges again? MAX: Seriously?!

The genius inventor and tech mogul?

Ugh, here.

Just watch this.

NARRATOR: Born in middle‐class Ohio,

Will Hedges was no ordinary child.

He showed an aptitude for engineering

when he was a toddler.

WILL: I really wanted to go to the zoo,

but my mom's car wouldn't start.

So I fixed it. True story.

NARRATOR: By the age of six, he became obsessed

with putting his pet turtle into orbit.

WILL: Three! Two!

One! Blast off!

NARRATOR: Shelly didn't make it to the stars,

but Will soon became one himself.

At eight, he introduced the world to "Clear Straw,"

the water filtration straw...

WILL: I was drinking through a straw, and I thought, hey,

what if this straw could also filter the water?

True story.

NARRATOR: Of course, we all know Hedges went on to launch

"Wedgie Pals," the social media platform

that became the tech behemoth it is today.

So hats off to you, Will Hedges.

Inventor... Visionary...

Dreamer... What could be next?

WILL: I made a promise to Shelly...

Say hello to Mars, you magnificent turtle.

NOODLES: Yes! Go, Shelly!

Did she make it to Mars? MAX: You're right!

I should keep looking for him until I find him!

NOODLES: That's not what I said‐‐

MAX: Good point!

I may never have this opportunity again.

NOODLES: But that's really not what‐‐

MAX: Thanks, buddy. I'll be back soon.

NOODLES: Okay, uh... Guess I'll watch the booth.

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CHELSEA: So they adopted the new name

"Smashable," but it's the same team.

JASON: But we have no record of any "Smashable."

CHELSEA: Let's try this again.

JASON: No, please. Let's not.

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MAX: Mr. Hedges? I'm Max, Max Graham.

I would love to tell you about our invention.

GIRL: Hey... Can you hold this for a second?

MAX: Uh, sure.

WILL: Cute.

Is that a baking soda volcano?

Nice work, champ.

MAX: No! No!

This isn't mine.

You see, I have a juicing machi...

with nutritional...

I'm a huge fan!

NOODLES: Guys, you won't believe all the amazing stuff

people are just giving out for free.

KAYLYN: Noodles! NOODLES: Keychains!

Stickers!

A Canadian team is giving out hockey pucks.

ALICIA: You don't even like hockey.

NOODLES: You don't understand.

They're free.

KAYLYN: We saw a really awesome invention.

ALICIA: Oh, yeah. The Incredible Wind Simulator.

Did you see it? NOODLES: No.

What is it? KAYLYN: It's this wind machine

and it makes... air blow.

NOODLES: You mean like a fan?

KAYLYN: No, it's...

ALICIA: Wind.

Blow...ing wind?

KAYLYN: There were spinning blades.

NOODLES: You're describing a fan.

[toilet flushing sound]

MAX: [sighs] What a disaster.

I just looked like a doof in front of Will Hedges.

NOODLES: Max, everybody's giving out swag!

Toothbrushes, buttons, pens!

MAX: We've got a great invention.

We don't need to give away junk.

NOODLES: But everybody else has junk!

Look at these hockey pucks!

ALICIA: What's going on?

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SHIRLEY: Who...

likes... potatoes?!

KAYLYN: Max, isn't that...

MAX: Shirley!

SHIRLEY: One for you! Woot‐woot!

PoYou! es! Woo‐hoo!

Woo‐hoo! And you!

MAX: How is this even possible?

SHIRLEY: Oh, hi! Mark, was it?

MAX: Max.

SHIRLEY: You ruined my appearance on Gracie.

NOODLES: No, he didn't!

Well, he did... But he didn't mean to.

SHIRLEY: If you didn't drop in to apologize,

you must be here to check out my new Potato Phone 2.0.

MAX: Is that an actual phone?

ALICIA: And is that three thunderbolt ports?

I love it.

NOODLES: And I love your potato mascot!

I want that potato!

KAYLYN: The mascot, the packaging, the booth...

This is incredible, Shirley!

SHIRLEY: It's amazing how investors line up

when you have a good idea. [laughs]

MAX: But you didn't have a good idea.

You had a potato!

How did that become this?

SHIRLEY: [baby voice] Well, maybe because I'm so adorable!

ALICIA: Or maybe you paid a team of engineers

to build it for you?

SHIRLEY: Does it really matter?

Either way, I win and you lose.

KAYLYN: So, basically, you're just the face of it?

You didn't really invent anything?

SHIRLEY: Don't be jelly.

MAX: [scoffs] We're not jelly!

Why would we be jelly?

We invented something real, and we built it.

SHIRLEY: How cute.

Well, you guys have fun with that.

Because obviously I'm gonna win today.

ALICIA: Let's keep moving, guys.

NOODLES: Yeah, let's go.

See ya, Shirley.

Are these shirts free?

SHIRLEY: Not for you! Get back!

Get, get!

CHELSEA: Okay. I'm gonna need your name,

your rank, and your badge number.

JASON: My name is Jason.

CHELSEA: Okay, "Jason."

I'd like to have a talk with one of your superiors.

JASON: You mean Betty? She left.

I think her kid had soccer.

CHELSEA: Oh, sure she did, "Jason."

MAX: I can't believe Shirley turned a potato i

That is what happened, right? Or am I just going crazy?

KAYLYN: Don't worry about it, Max.

The Super Juicer is still a solid invention.

NOODLES: They aren't going to give some corporation

first place just because they have a cute kid as a mascot.

MAX: You're right. We can win this.

KAYLYN: Unless the Wind Simulator beats us.

NOODLES: A... fan?

KAYLYN: It's more than just a fan, right, Alicia?

ALICIA: Right. It was.

Wasn't it?

NOODLES: Maybe you should double check.

ALICIA: Yeah.

KAYLYN: Yeah. This is awesome.

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ALICIA: Definitely not just a fan.

KAYLYN: Ha. Nope.

He could win a Nobel Prize for this invention.

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ALICIA: Look at those wind‐mapping add‐ons.

KAYLYN: The streamers?

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ALICIA: Yeah.

BOTH: Streamers...

CHELSEA: Okay, enough is enough.

JASON: Uh, what are you doing?

CHELSEA: Showing my followers the face of corruption

behind this capitalist sham.

InventiveConJOB!

JASON: I am just a volunteer helping out

at a children's invention fair.

CHELSEA: Oh, just following orders,

blaming it all on Betty!

Nice try, "Jason"!

JASON: Why do you keep saying my name like that?

CHELSEA: You disgust me. [camera shutter]

KAYLYN: Wasn't that...

ALICIA: Incredible?

I know! NOODLES: Hey, how's it going?

KAYLYN: You have to see this!

ALICIA: Noodles! Come with us!

NOODLES: Okay...

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SHIRLEY: Aw, is this your booth?

It's so...

I'm trying to think of something nice to say, but, uh,

I can't. MAX: We like it okay.

SHIRLEY: To think, I would never have seen this

if I didn't have to use the bathroom,

and, uh, get rid of my old gum.

MAX: Huh...

It's not about the booth. It's about what's in it.

SHIRLEY: Hm. So, uh, what does this

thing do? MAX: The Super Juicer

can turn fruit and vegetables into juice.

SHIRLEY: Wow! So does a hammer.

And thousands of other juicers that are already on the market.

MAX: Not like ours.

It juices any fruits and vegetables.

Whole! No peeling!

SHIRLEY: Oh!

Prove it.

ALICIA: See? Look at that!

KAYLYN: Now tell us that's not incredible!

NOODLES: It's a kid in a lab coat standing by a fan.

KAYLYN: No, it's more than that!

ALICIA: Look closely.

At his hair.

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NOODLES: Yeah.

I see it now.

The hair...

How does it blow so...

perfectly?

KAYLYN: I told you!

NOODLES: It's unbelievable.

MAX: How's your coconut juice?

SHIRLEY: So your thing only juices food?

Yawn.

MAX: What? No.

SHIRLEY: Looks like I'll be winning today.

MAX: Our juicer can juice anything!

SHIRLEY: Yeah, right. MAX: Try me!

SHIRLEY: Okay. Uh, ooh...

Keychains... [laughs]

SHIRLEY: Toothbrushes... Perfect.

[gasps] And the finishing touch...

hockey pucks!

MAX: Hockey pucks?

SHIRLEY: Aw, that's what I thought.

Your thing can only juice easy stuff.

MAX: No, it's just not designed...

SHIRLEY: Let's see what this thing can do.

MAX: I don't know...

SHIRLEY: Don't believe in your invention?

Are you a chicken? MAX: No!

SHIRLEY: Yeah, you are. MAX: No.

SHIRLEY: Yeah, you are! MAX: No!

SHIRLEY: Yeah, you are ! MAX: No!

SHIRLEY: Yeah, you are ! MAX: No !

SHIRLEY: Yeah, you are! MAX: Fine!

Get ready to drink some keychain and hockey puck juice!

[electronic sounds]

MAX: Fatal error? Oh, no.

No, come on... Come on...

[machine beeping] MAX: Oh, reboot!

SHIRLEY: Oopsies!

Oh well, I should go back to my booth.

Judging has already started.

Bye!

Ugh...

MAX: [sighs] [machine beeping]

MAX: What have I done?

KAYLN: I know.

But I can't put my finger on why it was so, so amazing.

NOODLES: Hello? Chad's a total babe!

That's why. ALICIA: That is not why.

KAYLYN: Nope! No.

NOODLES: He's dreamy!

You just need time to process it.

ANNOUNCER: All contestants to your booth, please.

Judging is about to begin.

ALICIA: Babe? KAYLYN: No.

MAX: [cheerfully] Uh, hi, guys!

KAYLYN: Uh, is there a problem?

MAX: [sighs]

Shirley was here, and she somehow tricked me

into putting hockey pucks in the machine.

NOODLES: Oh, Max. I am so disappointed.

MAX: I'm sure we can fix it. Right, Ali?

ALICIA: The motor's fried. KAYLYN: [sighs]

Great. Just great.

We worked so hard to be here and you blew it!

MAX: I know.

KAYLYN: Why are you so competitive?

MAX: I'm sorry, guys. I let her get to me.

NOODLES: I have nothing else to add.

I am just so... so disappointed.

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CHELSEA: [chanting] Let them invent!

Let them invent! [banging garbage can]

Let them invent!

Let them invent! JASON: Stop, stop!

Okay, okay, you win.

It's completely against the rules,

and I really don't have the power to make this decision,

but Betty's not here, so fine, you're in.

CHELSEA: Yes. Justice!

♪

WILL: So, what do we have here?

MAX: Mr. Hedges, I'm sorry.

We created something amazing...

but I broke it.

WILL: So, you don't have anything?

MAX: Uh... NOODLES: Wait a minute.

Yes, we do, Max.

Show him this.

NOODLES: Mr. Hedges,

my friend does have something for you, and it's amazing.

MAX: Noodles, no!

NOODLES: It's okay. I got this.

Please, sir. His name's Max Graham.

He's your biggest fan in the world, and he's a genius.

Like you.

WILL: What have you got, Max?

MAX: Noodles, I really don't want to...

NOODLES: You can do this. Trust me.

WILL: Do you want to show me or not?

Clock's ticking.

MAX: It's called the Snacketball Hel‐net.

You, well...

you put it on your head, like this...

You should back away.

And people throw food at you.

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WILL: You can stop.

I get it.

You eat food off your head after other people have touched it.

Is that it?

MAX: Yeah. Pretty much.

NOODLES: [slow clap]

Yeah!

Max Graham! Genius!

WILL: Guys, InventiveCon is for kids

who want to make the world a better place.

This....

this is a silly joke‐shop toy.

MAX: That's exactly what I said!

Never mind.

SHIRLEY: He's also wasting food

and making a huge mess, Mr. Hedges.

WILL: Maybe next year you come back

with a real invention, champ.

Okay! Who's next?

CHELSEA: Max! I have great news!

I did it!

I got you all officially entered!

[toilet flushing sounds]

CHELSEA: What's wrong?

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NOODLES: Well, at least we got a ribbon.

ALICIA: Everyone gets one of those, Noodles.

CHELSEA: Only if you show up and successfully register.

Sorry.

KAYLYN: Poor Max. Will Hedges is his hero.

ALICIA: Where is he, anyway?

NOODLES: Uh, he's helping that robotic arm girl.

MAX: There, try it now.

ISABEL: We did it! It works!

MAX: And with our tweaks, it can do much more than high‐fives.

It can help people with mobility issues

perform simple tasks.

ISABEL: It can grasp for small objects.

Uh, reach for things?

MAX: Pet dogs?

ISABEL: [laughs]

It actually does make the world a better place.

Thanks, Max.

MAX: This is the most fun I've had all day.

MAX: Good luck!

WILL: So... what is this?

ISABEL: I call it the High‐Fiver.

CHELSEA: Sorry it didn't go your way, bro.

MAX: At least Isabel's robot arm got an honorable mention.

WILL: Max Graham!

There you are.

MAX: Uh, hi...

Uh, about that...

WILL: You showed mad skills getting that arm to work.

Why'd you help that kid?

MAX: I don't know.

I guess I saw why her invention wasn't working and had to help.

WILL: Well, if you ever invent something mind‐blowing,

come see me.

MAX: Really?

Thanks, sir. I will!

NOODLES: Hey, Mr. Hedges.

I really, really need to know something.

WILL: What's that?

NOODLES: Did Shelly ever make it to Mars?

WILL: Wish I knew.

We lost radio contact, but...

I like to think she's up there...

somewhere.

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NOODLES: It was like this, right?

ALICIA: No. KAYLYN: No.

NOODLES: Okay, uh...

How about now?

ALICIA: That's even worse!

KAYLYN: Just stop. You're ruining it!

MAX: I still don't get it.

It was a kid with a fan?

NOODLES: No, Max!

It was so much more than that!

Okay...

How's this ?

ALICIA & KAYLYN: Boo!

Not even close!

[laughter]