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MAX: It's gonna be so cool.
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It's called an immersive
design experience.
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See, if you want
to design inventions
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that help solve real
problems for people,
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the best way is to see
what it's like in their shoes.
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HELEN: Makes sense.
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CHELSEA: Who are you
inventing for?
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Nurses?
Lawyers?
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Beekeepers?
MAX: Astronauts.
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We've got a biodome from
Noodles' Uncle and everything.
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We can put it on the lawn!
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BRYAN: This sounds like fun.
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When I was a kid, my brother
and I used to camp out
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on our front lawn.
We'd read comic books,
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listen to tunes...
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MAX: This isn't camping.
It's a habitat survival module.
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BRYAN: Yeah, it's just
like a tent, right?
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MAX: No, it's an IPH,
"inflatable pod habitat,"
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and it's way harder
than camping, Dad.
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We're simulating a NASA
mission on Mars for 48 hours.
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BRYAN: You gonna
roast marshmallows?
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MAX: It's Mars!
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That would eat up our
oxygen and suffocate us.
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HELEN: Okay, but 48 hours?
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That seems long.
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MAX: And the coolest part is
we're recording the whole
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simulation to send it to NASA.
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HELEN: So let me
get this straight.
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You and your friends are gonna
imprison yourself in a space‐pod
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on the front lawn
for two days for NASA?
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MAX: Yeah, pretty much.
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CHELSEA: So, I wasn't allowed
to go to a beach party
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last week,
but Max is going to Mars?
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HELEN: Pretending
to go to Mars.
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You're welcome to pretend
to go to a party.
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CHELSEA: Thanks.
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BRYAN: You guys gonna
tell ghost stories?
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HELEN: Okay, do you still
think that this is camping?
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Really?
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♪
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♪
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MAX: Hi NASA!
We're Smashable.
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We'll be spending 48 hours
in this habitat module
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to simulate a
real Mars mission,
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and to stimulate
new space inventions!
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ALICIA: I can't wait!
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NASA simulations run
for weeks sometimes,
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so I'm sure we can handle
48 hours no problem.
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Plus, I've thought
about growing up
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to be an astronaut
for a long time.
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Or a robotics engineer
who astronauts as a hobby.
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KAYLYN: Sure, I'd definitely
rather sleep in my own bed
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with my own
memory foam pillow,
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but "invented something
NASA used in a mission"
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is GOAT‐level
resume material.
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NOODLES: I'm just pumped
to get in there and invent
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cool stuff
with my friends.
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The only way
it could go wrong
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is if it's so fun
that we never leave,
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and we live the rest of
our lives in the module
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and become strange
pod people.
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MAX: So, mission control,
are you ready?
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ZEKE: Mission control status,
alpha, oscar, kilo.
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MAX: I don't know
what does that means.
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ZEKE: It means we're
A‐okay, good to go.
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Check it out.
MAX: Whoa, cool!
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What is all this?
ZEKE: Nothing.
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Just my screensaver.
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MAX: Is that Solitaire?
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ZEKE: That's... classified.
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ZEKE: Everyone knows Mission
Control are the real heroes.
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HELEN: Wow!
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Max really undersold
how big this thing is.
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BRYAN: Yeah!
It's massive.
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It's... it's huge.
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HELEN: It's an eyesore.
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But, hey, with Chelsea staying
at her friend's tonight,
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that makes us empty‐nesters!
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BRYAN: Oh...
Uh, sort of.
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Zeke's staying over.
HELEN: Oh.
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BRYAN: Ah, but he insists he's
"totally self‐sufficient."
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HELEN: Okay,
so we're empty‐nesters
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with a neighbour's
child staying over.
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BRYAN: Yeah, but close enough.
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What do you want to do?
Do you want a date night?
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You want a movie night?
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You want a "catch up
on our sleep" night?
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HELEN: Ooh,
that sounds so good,
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but we still haven't
paid our taxes
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and sorted out our bills,
and I need to do laundry.
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Yeah, this shirt
is Chelsea's.
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♪
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ALICIA: Wow,
this place is amazing!
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UNCLE EDDIE: Pretty cool, huh?
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KAYLYN: I feel like I could
honestly live in here.
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NOODLES: See?
It begins.
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Pod people.
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UNCLE EDDIE: The pressure
gauge has to be in the green.
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Green is for "good,"
red is for "ruh‐oh!"
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ALICIA: Simple enough.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Oh, and if
the temperature gauge
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gives you trouble,
give it a smack it.
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Works every time.
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NOODLES: Thanks for letting us
use this thing, Uncle Eddie.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Thank
the Scandinavian Space Alliance.
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KAYLYN: Never heard of 'em.
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UNCLE EDDIE: The SSA's goal
was to put a monkey
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into space by 2004,
but they closed down
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after public excitement
over space monkeys cooled.
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NOODLES: That's a shame.
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UNCLE EDDIE: Anyway, good luck,
kids, and have fun.
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NOODLES: Thanks!
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Uh, before we begin, should we
confirm radio contact?
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MAX: Houston,
Mars Team is a go.
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Over.
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ZEKE: Status lights are green
as grapes over here, Mars team.
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Over.
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MAX: Alright, everyone,
the simulation has begun.
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Welcome to Mars.
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ALICIA: I'm starting the clock.
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KAYLYN: What's that smell?
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NOODLES: Oh, shoot.
I forgot my shoes.
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I'll just go grab
them real quick.
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MAX: Uh, no.
You can't leave.
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We just sealed the door.
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NOODLES: I know, but it's
only been like 10 seconds.
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It doesn't count.
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ALICIA: That's
not how it works!
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At NASA, the door closes
and that's it.
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MAX: Imagine we're on Mars now.
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If that door opens, we're dead.
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NOODLES: Okay, no shoes.
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But I can't be held accountable
for the consequences.
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♪
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MAX: In any mission,
it's key to check
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your supplies
and make a plan.
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So we started with
our most vital supplies:
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food and water.
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MAX: Pancake mix?
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NOODLES: Not just
any pancake mix.
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Double fibre with extra flax.
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KAYLYN: But we have
no way to cook them.
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NOODLES: Now, that,
I had not considered.
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ALICIA: Is there anything else?
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NOODLES: Why would we
need anything else?
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All pancakes all weekend
was a solid plan.
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MAX: We'll think of something.
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Kaylyn, what do we
have in terms of water?
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KAYLYN: Wait, I was supposed
to bring water for everyone?
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MAX: Wasn't that clear?
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KAYLYN: Your text said
"bring water."
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I thought it was just, like,
a general reminder.
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MAX: Are you kidding?
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KAYLYN: Well, I do have
a really big bottle
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of vitamin‐infused water.
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NOODLES: Ooh, what flavor?
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KAYLYN: Ah, grapefruit.
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NOODLES: Unbelievable.
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NOODLES: I'm not mad about
the water, but grapefruit?
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There are so many
better flavors.
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Uh, strawberry‐kiwi,
dragonfruit, kiwi‐mango,
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mixed berry,
triple kiwi eruption...
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MAX: Okay, well,
this is a crisis.
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If this was a real Mars
mission, we'd be in trouble.
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ALICIA: If this were
a real Mars mission,
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it seems unlikely NASA would
forget to pack food and water.
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KAYLYN: So, should we
just call this off?
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MAX: We set out
to go 48 hours.
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Think how great
it'll be if we succeed!
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ALICIA: He's right.
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The whole point is to innovate
our way out of trouble.
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MAX: Who's with me?
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ALICIA: I'm in.
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NOODLES: I had a really
big lunch of pancakes.
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I'm in.
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KAYLYN: Let's do this.
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ALL: Yeah!
Woo‐hoo!
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KAYLYN: Okay.
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We have 100 bottle caps'
worth of water.
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That's only one cap per
person every two hours.
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MAX: Okay, great.
We have a plan.
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So now we're
astronauts on Mars.
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What do we do next?
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KAYLYN: Air quality!
I need breathable air.
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KAYLYN: I know NASA hires
the best and the brightest,
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but they haven't smelled
Noodles' feet.
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There are limits to what
any human can endure.
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ALICIA: I can't even think
straight with Noodles'
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radioactive feet.
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MAX: Yeah, what is
going on with your feet?
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I can practically taste them.
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NOODLES: I can smell them too.
Which means they're bad.
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KAYLYN: Has anyone ever died
from foot stench before?
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MAX: So it's not
the cool NASA invention
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we planned on,
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but we're now working
on a nasal irritant
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containment unit.
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ALICIA: We're making slippers
for Noodles' gross feet
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out of backup air filters.
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BRYAN: [sighs]
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No one ever tells you
that being a grown up
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is just doing laundry,
taxes, and oil changes.
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HELEN: Mm‐hm.
And insurance.
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BRYAN: Ugh, it's more
fun with the kids.
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I'd be helping Max
make some robot.
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HELEN: I know.
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Chelsea and I were gonna do
each other's highlights,
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but now she's doing it
at her sleepover.
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ZEKE: Helen, Bryan, I'm bored.
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Please entertain me.
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BRYAN: Well,
we're kind of in the middle
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of something right now.
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ZEKE: Maybe a game.
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Something whimsical?
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HELEN: Uh, sure.
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Okay, let's play one game.
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Then we'll get back to work.
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BRYAN: Oh!
HELEN: Deal?
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ZEKE: Yup.
BRYAN: Yeah!
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HELEN: A crab?
Uh, surfing?
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Surfing?
Surfboard?
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Surfin' in the USA?
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Swimming?
Drowning?
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Uh, seaweed?
Under the sea?
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The Little Mermaid?
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No!
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Movie...
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Three words...
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ZEKE: "The Willow's Refrain"
by Seung Huk Yol.
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BRYAN: Yeah, yeah!
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How'd you get that?
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This movie was made like
50 years before you were born.
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ZEKE: I, uh,
read a lot of Wikipedia.
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BRYAN: He even
named the director!
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HELEN: One more round!
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HELEN & ZEKE: One more round!
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ALL: One more round!
One more round!
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♪
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ALL: [exhale]
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KAYLYN: [sniffs]
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NOODLES & KAYLYN: [exhale]
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KAYLYN: Oh, that is
so much better.
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ALICIA: My headache is gone!
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MAX: Dinner is served.
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ALICIA: Yum...
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MAX: Are you going pancake
powder and then water?
247
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Or water, pancake powder?
248
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KAYLYN: No question.
249
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Pancake powder, water.
250
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[coughs]
251
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MAX: Kaylyn!
[laughter]
252
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KAYLYN: Ugh...
253
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♪
254
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♪
255
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♪
256
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[hissing and squeaking noise]
257
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♪
258
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♪
259
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♪
260
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♪
261
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♪
262
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KAYLYN: Okay, no need to panic.
263
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Let's just hope it's
not too hot tomorrow.
264
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♪
265
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,033
MAX: I'm itchy!
Why am I so itchy?
266
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:36,966
ALICIA: Yup, Max, you definitely
got fleas from that jumpsuit.
267
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:41,013
MAX: What?!
How is that possible?
268
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,840
ALICIA: Maybe you should
ask "Colonel Banana Peel."
269
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,878
KAYLYN: So you're wearing
a monkey jumpsuit?
270
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,413
MAX: That must be a nickname.
271
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,418
ALICIA: Size, baboon medium.
272
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:52,391
NOODLES: I don't
know what's worse,
273
00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,848
that you're wearing
a monkey's spacesuit,
274
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or that it fits so well.
[laughter]
275
00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,564
BRYAN: Okay, you ready
for some taxes?
276
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:00,992
HELEN: Oh, I am ready
for some taxes!
277
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,097
Let's tax it up!
278
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,328
BRYAN: Oh‐ho‐ho.
Yeah.
279
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:08,172
HELEN: [sighs]
BRYAN: Ugh...
280
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,941
HELEN: [whimpers]
281
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,569
ZEKE: I have two words for you.
282
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,714
Couch.
Fort.
283
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,341
BRYAN: Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!
284
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,706
HELEN: Woo!
285
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:19,754
♪
286
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,019
NOODLES: So... hot...
287
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:25,118
I'm dying here, guys!
288
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,451
KAYLYN: I think we're
all getting a bit hangry.
289
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,217
NOODLES: It's not
just hangry, Kaylyn.
290
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:33,385
I'm hung‐furious!
291
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:37,096
ALICIA: Huh?
292
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,130
MAX: Hey, Dad!
BRYAN: So how you guys doin'?
293
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,225
MAX: We're fine.
294
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,066
But we're trying to simulate
the isolation of Mars.
295
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:45,812
So you should be like
100 million miles away.
296
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,068
BRYAN: Oh, okay, uh...
297
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:50,477
So why don't we pretend
that I'm an alien?
298
00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,080
I'm delivering a message
from your mother.
299
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,012
It's about lunch.
300
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,787
We're thinking hot dogs‐‐
or space wieners.
301
00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,548
You guys want some?
302
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,117
Huh?
Hot dogs?
303
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,915
KAYLYN: Hot dogs?
304
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:06,657
NOODLES: And eating them
would help create peace
305
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,763
between humans and aliens?
306
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,925
ALICIA: Thanks, Mr G.,
but with the months‐long journey
307
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:15,025
through space they'd be frozen
by the time they got here.
308
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,398
BRYAN: Ah, yeah,
that makes sense.
309
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,467
Alright, well, if you change
your mind we'll be back here
310
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on earth in Fort Couch.
311
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,739
We also have ice cream.
312
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,507
KAYLYN: What kind of
ice cream is it?
313
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,806
Is it butterscotch ripple?
314
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,277
Is the ice cream
butterscotch ripple?!
315
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,845
MAX: Kaylyn, no!
NOODLES: No, stop, calm down!
316
00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,453
KAYLYN: Is it?
Tell me!
317
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,315
MAX: Calm down!
318
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,793
KAYLYN: It was
a moment of weakness.
319
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,991
I'm not proud of it,
but being away
320
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,633
from civilization this long,
it changes you.
321
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,830
MAX: We're all tired
and hungry too,
322
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,801
but we can't stop now!
323
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:46,300
These problems are
the reason we're here!
324
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,332
ALICIA: He's right.
325
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,097
This is where brilliant
inventions come from.
326
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,806
We should use this to
get inspired, not suffer.
327
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,810
NOODLES: Yeah,
what would astronauts do?
328
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,642
They encounter problems
and solve them.
329
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,477
So let's start solving.
330
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,952
MAX: Okay.
331
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,651
Our biggest problem
is the heat, right?
332
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,994
So let's brainstorm.
333
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,219
KAYLYN: A nice big fan
would be amazing.
334
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:12,485
MAX: Even better,
four personal fans!
335
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,825
ALL: [sigh]
336
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,030
NOODLES: You know
what would be great?
337
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,561
A hat with a little mounted
fan to keep your face cool.
338
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,868
ALICIA: That's an amazing idea.
339
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:24,040
Actually, I think I do
have a few motors.
340
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:28,910
♪
341
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,641
KAYLYN: Traitor!
NOODLES: What?
342
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,678
KAYLYN: I found this chocolate
wrapper under Alicia's cot.
343
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,854
She's been holding out on us!
344
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:39,353
MAX: Alicia, how could you?!
345
00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:40,585
ALICIA: What?
346
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,890
Like, you all don't all have
your own emergency chocolate?
347
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,692
EVERYONE ELSE: No!
348
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,694
ALICIA: Really?
EVERYONE ELSE: No!
349
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:47,926
ALICIA: I just assumed
we all had
350
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,760
our own emergency chocolate.
351
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,366
Who leaves the house
without emergency chocolate?
352
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,268
NOODLES: There's still trace
amounts of chocolate on here!
353
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,200
KAYLYN: Give it!
354
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,204
MAX: Uh, let's divide
the wrapper equally.
355
00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:00,336
NOODLES: No, let's settle it
with a contest of strength!
356
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,313
KAYLYN: Calm down, Noodles.
357
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,741
Don't forget,
we wouldn't be in this mess
358
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,676
if you just packed normal food.
359
00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:06,882
NOODLES: Oh, that's rich
coming from the one
360
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,113
who brought grapefruit water.
361
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,417
KAYLYN: What would
you have brought?
362
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,549
NOODLES: Five kiwi overload...
363
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,553
KAYLYN: Oh, that is way
too much kiwi in one drink.
364
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,485
NOODLES: No, it's not.
365
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,459
KAYLYN: Kiwi is a
supporting fruit at best.
366
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,988
Everyone knows that!
367
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:25,231
ALICIA: I got more chocolate.
NOODLES: Oh‐ho...
368
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,374
BRYAN: Guys, are we continuing
our movie marathon
369
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,500
in the couch fort or what?
370
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,874
HELEN: Change of plans,
Zeke is giving me highlights!
371
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,643
BRYAN: No way!
372
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:33,912
ZEKE: Shall I do you next?
373
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,110
BRYAN: Oh... [laughs]
No, it's okay.
374
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,742
I really don't think
I can pull off
375
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,107
the highlight look,
you know?
376
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:42,815
ZEKE: We're doing foils,
Bryan, not balayage.
377
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:45,619
BRYAN: Well, the sun‐kissed
look would go well
378
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,451
with my complexion.
379
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,117
Okay, I'm in!
380
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,256
♪
381
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,891
MAX: Mmm!
So good.
382
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:58,827
NOODLES: Woof...
Woof!
383
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:02,565
ALICIA: Aah!
384
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,772
KAYLYN: Yes!
385
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,005
BRYAN: What do I think?
386
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,010
I think I look like
a Greek god!
387
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:15,353
It really does make
my bone structure pop.
388
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,151
ZEKE: You went from weak bones
to cheekbones, Bryan.
389
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,794
BRYAN: Helen, I can't
wait to go shopping.
390
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,289
I want the neighbours to see!
391
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:27,031
HELEN: We look fabulous!
BRYAN: [whistles]
392
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:31,959
BRYAN: Ah, thank you, Zeke.
393
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,794
♪
394
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,634
KAYLYN: Ah, ow, my neck.
395
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,730
Oh, no!
396
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,101
Everyone, get in here.
397
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,671
MAX: What happened?
398
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,639
NOODLES: This is bad.
ALICIA: Oh, boy!
399
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,939
We have no air pressure.
400
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,912
And no power!
401
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,810
MAX: We probably
only have a few hours
402
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,612
before this whole
thing deflates.
403
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,853
Unless we can find
a way to restore the power,
404
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,479
we're done for!
405
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,484
NOODLES: Uh, Zeke,
could check the manual for us.
406
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,817
Zeke?
407
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,152
Zeke, are you there?
408
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,186
Come in!
409
00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,692
BRYAN: This is baby Max
after the zoo incident.
410
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,094
He had three baths that day!
411
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,755
ZEKE: It's a great age,
isn't it?
412
00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,734
BRYAN: Yeah.
413
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,961
HELEN: Any word from
our little astronauts
414
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,227
on the front yard, Zeke?
415
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,925
ZEKE: Last I heard, they were
pretending the air was toxic,
416
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,298
their food was powder,
417
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,536
and they got attacked
by space fleas.
418
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,611
HELEN: Oh!
How fun is that!
419
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,980
Tell Max
"Mom says hi."
420
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,278
ZEKE: Yeah, uh...
Oh!
421
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,310
Mission Control
to Mars Team,
422
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,616
we have a message
from Max's mom, over.
423
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:57,549
NOODLES: Where have you been?!
424
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,293
We need you!
425
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,848
ZEKE: I'm hanging out
with Bryan and Helen.
426
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,458
MAX: What?
Bryan‐‐
427
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,460
The IPH is collapsing!
428
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,562
ZEKE: That's not cool.
429
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:10,463
I'll head back
to Mission Control right now.
430
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:14,666
Helen, Bryan, sorry but I
have to get back to work.
431
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,270
HELEN & BRYAN: Aw!
432
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,642
ZEKE: I know, but sometimes
you need to buckle down
433
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:19,841
and get your work done, big guy.
434
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,742
BRYAN: Aw, I guess.
435
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,975
Bye.
436
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,710
HELEN: Did you get the vibe
that he was subtly telling us
437
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,216
to do our taxes?
BRYAN: Yeah.
438
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,248
ZEKE: I was telling them
to do their taxes.
439
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,045
ZEKE: My guess is that the power
switch was turned off outside.
440
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,717
You'll have to switch
it back on from there.
441
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,356
ALICIA: Copy that.
442
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,031
NOODLES: Can't Zeke
just go turn it back on?
443
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,129
MAX: That would be cheating.
444
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,600
In a real Mars mission,
he'd be eight months away.
445
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,229
NOODLES: If this was a real Mars
mission, we'd have spacesuits
446
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,565
or a rover so we could
fix it ourselves.
447
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,871
ALICIA: I mean...
448
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,842
We are wearing four
motors right now.
449
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,172
MAX: We couldn't
build a Mars rover
450
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,237
in three hours, though.
451
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:02,677
Could we?
452
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,815
MAX: We'll split into teams.
453
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,049
Alicia, we'll make the rover,
while Noodles and Kaylyn
454
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,515
work on the robotic arm
that can push the button.
455
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,924
NOODLES: Aye‐aye, cap'n!
456
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,116
I like when Max does
his "take charge" thing.
457
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:14,758
ZEKE: Ahh, he's come so far
from the little kid Bryan
458
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,264
and Helen told me about.
459
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:18,925
MAX: Zeke, no more
hanging out with my parents!
460
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:19,965
KAYLYN: Can we focus here?
461
00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,029
What have we got in terms
of building supplies?
462
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,538
ALICIA: Everything in the IPH.
463
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:24,769
All of it.
464
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:28,244
MAX: We can do this.
465
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,414
♪
466
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,384
♪
467
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:39,324
♪
468
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:43,322
♪
469
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:47,486
♪
470
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,756
♪
471
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,496
♪
472
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,573
♪
473
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:02,444
♪
474
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,905
♪
475
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:09,475
♪
476
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,815
MAX: Houston be advised,
we're launching the rover.
477
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,021
Over.
478
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,622
ZEKE: Did you say
"Rover rover"?
479
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,994
Over.
480
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,292
MAX: No, "Rover, over."
Over.
481
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,955
ZEKE: Still hearing that twice.
482
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,603
Are the...
MAX: Forget it, Zeke!
483
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:28,600
♪
484
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,544
♪
485
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,640
ALICIA: Houston,
rover launch successful.
486
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,683
ZEKE: Be advised, Mars Team,
the switch is about...
487
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,009
30 feet away.
488
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,684
KAYLYN: We better move fast.
Not much time.
489
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,682
NOODLES: Alicia, if this works,
I'll make you the biggest
490
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,184
pancake in history.
491
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:47,216
♪
492
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,163
♪
493
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,359
ALL: Aah!
What?
494
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,890
ZEKE: Uh... everything okay?
495
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,656
ALICIA: Oh.
Just a basketball‐‐
496
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,125
I mean Mars rock.
497
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:05,041
♪
498
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,541
NOODLES: Look out!
Hose!
499
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,142
ALICIA: Max,
clean up your driveway.
500
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,814
MAX: Sorry.
Can you go around?
501
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,182
ALICIA: We used a lot
of battery power on the fans.
502
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,851
We'll have to go over.
503
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,081
KAYLYN: It's slowing down!
504
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:20,486
NOODLES: Give it
some gas, grandma!
505
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:25,159
♪
506
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,761
ALL: Yes!
507
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:31,003
♪
508
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,330
ALICIA: Houston,
I have eyes on the target.
509
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:36,395
ZEKE: 10‐4, Mars team.
510
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,065
MAX: This is the hard part.
511
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,414
KAYLYN: Careful, Alicia.
512
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:40,838
NOODLES: We've only
got one shot at this.
513
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,883
ALICIA: I know.
514
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:48,749
♪
515
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:52,321
ALICIA: Now!
516
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,716
ALICIA: Yes!
MAX: We did it, yes!
517
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,928
Houston, we did it!
The IPH power is back on!
518
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,061
Mission accomplished!
519
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,526
ZEKE: Woo!
520
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,225
ALL: [laughing and yelling]
521
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:12,267
NOODLES: Yes!
This is awesome!
522
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,214
ALL: Six...
five...
523
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,910
four...
three...
524
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,941
two...
one...
525
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,047
Yes!
526
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:25,790
♪
527
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:29,258
♪
528
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,888
♪
529
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:35,355
♪
530
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,668
ALICIA: NASA, I decided.
was a success!
531
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,470
Full‐time astronaut,
532
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,971
and I'll just be
a robotics engineer
533
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,203
on the weekends.
534
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,967
KAYLYN: I'm it was
actually pretty fun,
535
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,036
once we solved
a few things.
536
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:54,054
Like Noodles' feet.
They were so bad.
537
00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,779
Sometimes I swear
I can still smell them.
538
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,287
Ugh...
539
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:05,359
NOODLES: Space exploration
will never be the same.
540
00:22:05,391 --> 00:22:06,661
MAX: We made it
all 48 hours,
541
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:09,662
invented hat fans
and air filter slippers,
542
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:10,925
and we built a rover!
543
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:14,803
Like astronauts, we solved our
problems and came out heroes.
544
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,744
HELEN: Alright, pumpkin,
time for more flea cream!
545
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,871
MAX: [sighs]
546
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,765
♪
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