Original subtitles

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MAX & KAYLYN: Hi!

LOAN OFFICER: Oh!

I didn't see you there.

KAYLYN: Ms. Williams?

LOAN OFFICER: Sorry, are you children lost?

'Cause I have an appointment with‐‐

MAX & KAYLYN: Us!

LOAN OFFICER: You ? So you're "Mega‐Wiz Inc"?

KAYLYN: Yup. MAX: We are.

KAYLYN: I'm Kaylyn, head of marketing,

and this is Max, our president.

LOAN OFFICER: Of... [laughs] Mega‐Wiz?

Okay, so how can I help?

Do you need 50 bucks for a lemonade stand?

MAX: We're seeking $65,000 for research and development.

LOAN OFFICER: 65 what?!

KAYLYN: I think what Max meant was...

MAX: Ma'am, our company's on the verge of creating something

amazing that'll change the world.

We just need your help to take us to the next level.

LOAN OFFICER: Kids, you just can't get a loan

without something called "assets."

KAYLYN: We've got an impressive collection of vintage

video games back at our office.

LOAN OFFICER: Oh, you have an office?

MAX: If you mean the Mega‐Wiz Worldwide Headquarters,

then yes, we do.

KAYLYN: "Worldwide headquarters" is one way to put it.

LOAN OFFICER: What's the other way to put it?

MAX: My parents' garage.

LOAN OFFICER: Parents' garage.

I see.

KAYLYN: We're not getting a loan, are we?

LOAN OFFICER: [laughs] No.

MAX & KAYLYN: Aw!

LOAN OFFICER: You both seem lovely, and I'd like to help.

If I authorized a $65,000 loan to you, I'd get fired.

Possibly arrested.

But...

there is something I can give you

that might be right up your alley.

MAX: InventiveCon?

LOAN OFFICER: It's a convention our bank sponsors

for young inventors.

The try‐outs are only two days away,

but that shouldn't be any problem for you Super‐Whizzers.

MAX: Mega‐Wiz. LOAN OFFICER: Right.

KAYLYN: We're working on a new name.

LOAN OFFICER: You really, really should.

'Cause that one's rubbish.

KAYLYN: Well, you went way off script.

$65,000?

Seriously, why? MAX: I dunno.

It just popped into my head, and I thought, "Why not?"

KAYLYN: Uh, because that's crazy!

Max, we need to be on the same page.

MAX: I know.

I just wanted to be taken seriously for once.

[phone dings]

MAX: Our ride is here.

MAX: Hi, Dad. BRYAN: Hey, guys.

How'd it go? KAYLYN: We didn't get the loan.

BRYAN: Aw, that's too bad.

KAYLYN: She might've said yes to a smaller loan.

MAX: It doesn't matter.

This is better!

There's this invention convention

with a cash prize, Dad.

KAYLYN: Remember the last time we rushed an invention?

We singed off my eyebrows.

They've only just grown back.

MAX: We'll think of something.

We can do this. Right, Dad?

Dad? BRYAN: Brr!

Hoo! [exhales]

Hoo! Dah...

Just a little drowsy. [chuckles awkwardly]

Ah, the crisp air keeps me awake and alert.

See?

MAX: Maybe you should take a nap?

BRYAN: Oh, I'm fine. [phone dings]

I'll just do this one last pickup on the way home.

KAYLYN: Why are we turning around if it's on the way?

BRYAN: Uh... practically on the way.

Just a little scootch over to the airport.

MAX: Dad!

BRYAN: Oh, alright, this must be them.

Hey, there!

Oh! [cats meowing] MAX & KAYLYN: Hi.

BYRAN: Got a couple cats in there!

Didn't expect that. [chuckles]

You guys travelling the world?

[cat meows] BRYAN: Wow!

KAYLYN: Yeah, just leave this right here.

Don't worry about my severe cat allergies.

BRYAN: Here we go! KAYLYN: [sneezing]

♪

♪

NOODLES: "InventiveCon"?

How did we not know about this?

KAYLYN: It's new.

ALICIA: The entry deadline is in two days.

MAX: I know it's tight, but we got this, Alicia!

We just need something awesome to pitch, like a‐‐

KAYLYN: Don't say... robot!

MAX: What?

I haven't even said anything yet.

KAYLYN: You were about to pitch another robot!

I can just tell!

MAX: Actually, I do have an idea for a‐‐

KAYLYN: I knew it! ALICIA: Whoa!

What's the problem?

NOODLES: Max pitches robots all the time.

And they never work.

KAYLYN: Remember the last one?

NOODLES: The Robot Dog Walker?

ROBOT: [beeping] Heel!

Stop! Bad dog!

KAYLYN: The Robot Lawnmower?

ROBOT: [beeping] Help, help, help!

KAYLYN: The Mechanical Mechanic?

ROBOT: Ow, my nuts and bolts!

MAX: Okay, but this robot will be‐‐

KAYLYN: No more robots!

Let's be realistic and invent something practical.

ALICIA: Like what?

NOODLES: Did someone say "Hey, Noodles,

"show us something cool"?

ALICIA: No... NOODLES: Well, I heard it!

And this is gonna blow your minds!

MAX: You made that?

NOODLES: This is my latest invention.

Noodles' Pneumatic Watermelon Squisher!

It started out as an old machine

I found in my Uncle Eddie's warehouse,

and I added these stickers.

ALICIA: It's just a press.

NOODLES: It was, until I added this metal plate

to increase squishing surface area,

and installed a more powerful motor.

Check it out!

[watermelon smashes] KAYLYN: Aah!

MAX: Why, Noodles? Why?

NOODLES: I'll clean it up.

But did you see that? It works!

ALICIA: Yeah, it works.

But is that... all it does?

NOODLES: Okay, so it's not world‐changing or practical,

but it's so fun!

KALYN: Exploding melons is super fun,

but can it get us into InventiveCon?

♪

MAX: Dad?

BRYAN: [snoring]

PETE: Hi, I'm Pete.

MAX: Hey... Pete...

What's going on?

PETE: Well, he was driving me to my meeting,

but he pulled over to take a nap.

So I checked his GPS and drove him home.

MAX: Um, thanks.

BRYAN: Uh...

How did I, uh...

Oh.

Hey, Pete. Thanks.

I can drive you to your meeting now.

PETE: No, it's okay.

I'll just take a bus home.

♪

BRYAN: Max, can we...

MAX: Not mention this to Mom?

Good idea.

BRYAN: Yeah.

BRYAN: Hey! There's my girls!

CHELSEA: Hey, Dad.

HELEN: Thought you were working.

BRYAN: I am. Just poppin' in on the fam!

HELEN: You're doing that thing where you act really chipper.

What's up? BRYAN: Thing?

What thing? HELEN: You know, you...

stopped blinking, and you've got your weird smile going on.

BRYAN: [laughs awkwardly] Is this a weird smile?

HELEN: Super weird.

CHELSEA: It's the one where your lips disappear.

BRYAN: Huh. Yeah.

That is disturbing.

HELEN: So, what's going on?

BRYAN: Nothing.

It's all good.

HELEN: Max?

MAX: Uh... BRYAN: Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't drag Max into this. He's just an innocent boy.

MAX: Yeah, I don't know anything, Mom!

HELEN: Oh, really?

We'll see about that. CHELSEA: Uh‐oh.

Here comes Mom's mental mind merge.

You're toast.

HELEN: Open your mind to me, Max.

Don't fight it, son. Just relax.

Share your thoughts.

Tell me what you know.

I can read your mind.

MAX: Augh! I can't fight it, Dad!

She's too powerful. BRYAN: Okay, stop.

I was tired, so I took a nap in my car.

There. You happy now?

HELEN: No! Why would that make me happy?

CHELSEA: Is that why that stranger drove you home?

HELEN: Oh‐‐ seriously, Bryan?

BRYAN: It wasn't exactly a stranger, alright?

His name was...

CHELSEA: Pete.

That window's open, B‐T‐dubs.

BRYAN: Yeah, Pete. Great guy.

Great guy.

HELEN: Honey...

Just go to bed. Okay?

Get some rest. BRYAN: [sighs] I'm fine.

I just need to drink a gallon of coffee.

HELEN: Well, I have been studying

for nine hours straight, so I'm gonna go take a nap

in my warm, fluffy bed with the cozy pillows.

BRYAN: Oh... that sounds amazing.

Alright, maybe I could...

[phone dings] BRYAN: Oh!

Another airport run? Gotta go!

HELEN: Seriously? BRYAN: Two words.

Double pricing!

MAX: What about your coffee, Dad?

BRYAN: Hey, unless you can deliver it to me on the fly,

I gotta go without.

HELEN: Bryan, wait! Roll your windows down,

and‐‐ and blast loud music,

like that time we drove across country!

MAX: So I was thinking...

the greatest inventions fix real problems.

NOODLES: Like plungers! MAX: Weird example, but yes.

NOODLES: Where would we be without plungers?

ALICIA: Okay, moving on.

MAX: Anyways, my dad has to drive for his job,

but he's exhausted.

KAYLYN: Well, we need to figure out a way to help him.

MAX: I already have.

Which is why I've asked Zeke to join us.

[buzzing sound]

ZEKE: Still no sign of my missing hamster.

NOODLES: I'm sure he's fine, buddy.

ZEKE: No, Noodles. He's a hamster.

In the wild, he won't last a day.

MAX: Busy people on the go simply don't have time

for a much‐needed cup of coffee...

until now!

Thanks to...

Drone Delivered Coffee.

KAYLYN: No, Max.

Coffee delivered by drones? That's bonkers!

MAX: Is it?

Noodles, would you rather waste your time in a drive‐through,

or have a fresh, hot coffee delivered

right to your car while you drive?

NOODLES: I'm 14, so I don't drive.

Or drink coffee.

But I love it!

KAYLYN: Look, I know drones are the future, obviously.

But we're talking about building something in two days!

We need to show the judges something realistic that works.

MAX: Like what?

KAYLYN: Um...

an app!

Or...

a device that you can wear!

NOODLES: Like a headband?

KAYLYN: Yes, a headband!

That stops you from sleeping, somehow.

ALICIA: There are devices that stop people from slouching.

NOODLES: I know. My mom got me one

and called it a "birthday present."

Even though I clearly asked for a new plunger.

KAYLYN: Anyways!

The headband that keeps you awake could be a thing.

MAX: But with Drone Coffee, we could be pioneers, like...

ALICIA: Guys, we have to pick something.

MAX: Should we just vote? KAYLYN: Yes.

All in favour of the headband.

Alicia?

ALICIA: Sorry, but flying coffee robots?

Way more fun.

KAYLYN: Noodles, put your hand up.

It was your idea!

NOODLES: It was? Oh, yeah, it was!

MAX: It's two‐two.

Zeke? ZEKE: I'll abstain.

I feel it's best to avoid conflict.

ALICIA: So... now what?

ZEKE: Why not build them both? MAX: Sure!

Some friendly competition never hurts.

KAYLYN: I'm in, if you are.

MAX: Okay. It's on.

Good luck.

KAYL

that triggers the tiny motor

to produce a mild vibration to the temples.

NOODLES: Gently waking you up! Genius!

KAYLYN: Best of all, all of our parts are cheap and easy to get.

Like...

a motor from an old cellphone, and a tube from a level.

NOODLES: And a dirty old sweatband

from my dad's sweaty head.

KAYLYN: And it's realistic,

unlike delivering coffee by drones,

which is insanely impractical on so many levels.

NOODLES: Yeah.

KAYLYN: Are you ready to test it?

NOODLES: Sure. What do I do?

KAYLYN: Just tilt your head down like you're dozing off.

You should feel a gentle vibration...

[zapping sound] NOODLES: Aah!

Ooh! That was not gentle!

KAYLYN: Uh, that wasn't supposed to happen.

MAX: Hey, guys! How's it going?

KAYLYN: So amazing!

We're just putting the final touches on the Nev‐R‐Doze.

MAX: Cool name.

Have you tested it yet? NOODLES: Yeah.

Our findings will shock you.

KAYLYN: Just look how awake Noodles is!

MAX: Can I see how it works?

NOODLES & KAYLYN: No!

KAYLYN: Patience, Max.

NOODLES: It'll literally fry your brain.

HELEN: Hey, uh, anyone want some of this kale salad?

It's so yummy and healthy.

ZEKE: Uh, which is it?

Healthy or yummy?

It can't be both.

HELEN: Alicia?

ALICIA: Oh, thanks, but I'm allergic to salad.

HELEN: Okay.

MAX: Guys, Noodles and Kaylyn are almost finished

their headband thing, and it's killer.

ALICIA: I'm sure it's great,

but we're about to fly a cup of coffee across the street.

MAX: Yeah, you know what?

We need to go bigger.

We should fly this thing across town!

ALICIA: Are you nuts?

We haven't tested the GPS accuracy, range limitations‐‐

MAX: Or the aerodynamics of coffee cups, I know.

ZEKE: I'm on it.

HELEN: Uh, how exactly are you kids testing aerodynamics?

[spilling sound]

HELEN: Of course.

By shooting confetti all over my kitchen.

MAX: Sorry, Mom.

HELEN: It's okay. It is on me.

I should've asked what Zeke was gonna do

with a jug of confetti and fan.

ALICIA: If it makes you feel better, it's for science.

HELEN: Right.

Just be sure to clean up all of the "science" when you're done.

MAX: We need to take risks, Alicia.

Think of what a challenge a real world test would be.

ALICIA: Okay, if we're doing this,

we have to have someone to deliver the coffee to.

ZEKE: Like a guinea pig.

MAX: I've got someone in mind.

BRYAN: [snoring]

BRIDE: [out of breath] Bryan, right?

I am so late! Slept in.

Long story that I'm sure will be hilarious...

[laughs] ...one day.

Let's go!

BRYAN: Oh, there's some waters back there.

BRIDE: Yeah, please, let's go! BRYAN: Alright.

Ooh, I like the dress!

MAX: After you, Kaylyn.

Unless you're still not ready...

KAYLYN: Heh! We were born ready.

NOODLES: Uh, were we?

The last time we tested it out, it didn't really...

KAYLYN: Meet the Nev‐R‐Doze,

the future in stay‐awake technology.

MAX: Amazing. Let's see it in action!

KAYLYN: Sure.

Noodles, can you please put the headband on?

NOODLES: Me? Why me?

KAYLYN: Well, it was originally your idea.

NOODLES: Well, you did most of the work.

KAYLYN: You're so modest!

Which is why you should get to wear it.

NOODLES: I already got to. It's your turn.

KAYLYN: Noodles, just put it on.

ZEKE: This is getting weird.

Can someone just test it already before we all fall asleep?

KAYLYN: Fine, I'll do it.

NOODLES: No! Kaylyn, don't‐‐

KAYLYN: Imagine I'm in the middle of a really boring class

trying not to fall asleep.

Luckily, I have the Nev‐R‐Doze, so when I start to nod off...

[zapping sound]

KAYLYN: I‐I feel a g‐gentle vibration!

So... gentle!

ALICIA: Are you okay?

KAYLYN: No! It doesn't work!

MAX: Too bad. It was a good idea.

NOODLES: The good news is, the face numbness

only lasts like, uh, 20 minutes.

ALICIA: We might be able to... NOODLES: It can't be fixed.

ALICIA: But if we just... NOODLES: It can't be fixed!

KAYLYN: Not overnight, anyways.

Let's just put a pin in it.

NOODLES: Ooh, can we see the drone?

MAX: Yes! Alicia?

NOODLES: Nice design. KAYLYN: That looks good.

MAX: Are you ready, Dad?

BRYAN: Ready, Max. Just pulling over now.

BRIDE: Um...

Why are we stopping?

BRYAN: How would you like a fresh hot cup of coffee, ma'am?

My treat. BRIDE: Coffee?

I'm getting married in nine minutes.

Let's go!

BRYAN: Okay, Max, sounds like just the one.

Sugar. No cream.

MAX: Gotta find the sugar...

One coffee, coming up!

♪

MAX: Back up, guys.

KAYLYN: This is gonna be so cool!

[buzzing sound]

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

ALICIA: Nice flying, Max! MAX: Thanks.

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

BRIDE: What are we waiting for?! BRYAN: My son's a genius.

He invented something to stop me from dozing off

when I was driving.

[laughs] I tend to do that a lot.

BRIDE: How interesting. Please drive !

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

[flight of the Valkyries playing]

BRYAN: Oh, hey! I see ya, Max!

Alright, right here!

[buzzing sound]

KAYLYN: So close!

NOODLES: Wow, so cool.

MAX: Now the hard part.

BRYAN: It's gonna be worth it.

I guarantee, it's gonna be worth it.

KAYLYN: You've got this, Max.

BRYAN: Oh‐ho‐ho, wait for it!

[buzzing sound]

BRYAN: [screams]

KAYLYN: Uh, Max...?

MAX: I know, I know!

BRYAN: Max, Max, no! Oh! [screaming]

ALL: Oh, no! BRYAN: [screaming]

ALL: [shouting & panicking]

MAX: I know!

BRIDE: [screaming]

KAYLYN: [yelling indistinctly]

Max!

BRIDE: [screaming]

ALL: Ooh!

NOODLES: Please make it stop! Make it stop!

BRIDE: [roaring]

ZEKE: It's like staring into the eye of Madness.

BRIDE: [yelling]

[spilling sounds] KAYLYN: Oh, wow!

Okay...

ZEKE: Okay. KAYLYN: Wow!

ZEKE: We're done. MAX: I think we've seen enough.

KAYLYN: We're definitely not gonna doze off now.

Oh, wow.

♪

MAX: Sorry about your drone, Zeke.

ZEKE: [sighs]

Into every life, a little rain must fall.

Well, later.

BRYAN: Ooh, this review is bad.

Like really, really bad, guys.

"Worst driver ever.

"Missed my own wedding.

"One star."

Hm. One star.

I'm going to bed.

ALICIA: So it's over?

We've got nothing to pitch?

KAYLYN: Don't we have an old idea that we could bring back?

MAX: What about a... KAYLYN: Don't say it.

MAX: Right, no robots.

Okay, ideas, ideas...

[smashing sound]

MAX: Noodles, seriously.

You're getting juice everywhere.

NOODLES: Sorry. I can't help it.

ALICIA: You know, if we put an enclosure around this frame...

MAX: We'd contain the chunks and juice,

instead of just letting it explode all over the place.

KAYLYN: We could collect the juice,

instead of wasting it!

NOODLES: Did we just have a light‐bulb moment?

[all laugh]

♪

♪

NOODLES: Hello, ladies and gentlemen!

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: It's just me.

One lady.

NOODLES: Hello, lady!

We are Mega‐Wiz, and we are proud to present the...

drumroll, please?

[slapping legs]

NOODLES: 3, 2., 1...

The Amazing MegaJuicer!

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: Okay, so it's a juicer.

KAYLYN: No, it's a mega...

juicer!

ALICIA: Unlike normal juicers,

ours can juice everything and anything.

NOODLES: Even big stuff, like watermelons!

MAX: Or a whole bunch of fruits all at once!

No peeling required.

NOODLES: First, it presses the juices.

My idea, by the way.

[smashing sound]

ALICIA: Then it filters the juice

into this chilled storage container.

KAYLYN: And, with the turn of a lever...

Et voila!

Pine‐melon‐orange juice!

Enjoy!

♪

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: Refreshing!

And kudos on the bold fruit combo.

ALICIA: Best of all, the rinds, peels,

and seeds are all pressed

into this small bio‐mass cake.

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: I'm not eating that.

MAX: No, it's a condensed nutrient‐rich soil enhancer.

KAYLYN: You could grow wheat in the desert with enough of these.

It literally could change the world!

MAX: And it's practical! NOODLES: And it's so fun!

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: I can see that.

NOODLES: The MegaJuicer doesn't just juice fruit, either.

INVENTIVECON JUDGE: I‐I don't need to see that.

Congratulations, Mega‐Wiz! I'll see you at InventiveCon.

[all cheering]

MAX: We did it! I can't believe it!

your dad stay awake, Max.

MAX: True, but he got such a bad rating

that he's not getting so many ride requests now.

NOODLES: Oh...

So we did help him?

Yes!

ALICIA: You know, Zeke, I could probably fix your drone.

ZEKE: Thanks, I'm just happy I found Mr. Beasley.

MAX: I can't believe he survived outside for three whole days.

ZEKE: Yeah, I just hope living in the wild hasn't changed him.

[evil music]

KAYLYN: Looks fine to me.

ALICIA: Oh, yeah. Totally fine.

MAX: Don't even worry about it.

NOODLES: We're sure that's Mr. Beasley, right?

[evil music]