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Original subtitles

- Oh my god, I love this song.

I love this song!

[laughs]

♪ That sedative, oh, that sedative ♪

♪ Makes me, makes me

♪ Go insane

♪ That sedative, oh, that sedative ♪

♪ Running, running through my brain ♪

♪ That sedative, oh, that sedative ♪

♪ Makes me, makes me feel okay

- Yeah, great, yeah.

So I just need that turned around by Monday.

Yeah, I just need a mock-up of it

for the whole thing that ...

Mhm, yeah.

Hello?

Hello?

Fucking reception up here.

You do know I have car, right?

- Not like this.

Listen, if our lives are taking this sharp downturn

we might as well drive off the cliff in style.

- Why are you dressed like a babushka?

- I was going for vintage pin-up girl.

So, thanks.

- Oh, honey, no. [laughs]

- Never mind, it's our first road trip back.

Put the music back on.

- [Elle] Babushka radio.

- Hurry up. - [Elle] Okay, great.

[static crackling]

Nothing's working, it's not working.

Nothing's happening.

- Try harder. - I don't think I can.

Did we blow the speakers?

Okay, God. - What the fuck, no.

- Easy tiger.

- Fucking radio doesn't work.

Give me your phone, I'm calling the rental company.

I wanna get my money back.

- Okay, Molly.

- What? - Just pull over.

- [Molly] No, nothing ever fucking works.

- Pull over. - No, nothing--

- Pull the fuck over, Molly.

- Okay.

[signs]

Pulling over.

- Ooh. [engine stops]

[sighs]

Oh, I'm carsick as fuck.

[sighs]

What's going on?

- I think we are both just very stressed,

and we're doing ourselves a world of good

by taking this little break.

I've read about stress--

- I've heard you say that a lot but I've actually

never seen you reading.

- I listen to podcasts.

Whatever, college! [barks]

- oh my god! - You don't ever read!

- I read all the time. - You are so smart.

- I am smart thank you very much.

- Greenery, eat it!

Yah!

- Oh you get that nutrition girl!

- Is this it?

- Yeah, yeah, there is, keep going, yeah, yeah.

Is this the cliff, don't drive off it.

[chuckles]

[sighs]

Holly huge.

That is not the cottage I remember.

Olden days, no internet, board games, candles.

- Yeah, another upgrade and party cake went big.

It's fully decked out for business and pleasure.

- So, what do you wanna do now?

Say hi to Roger?

Barbecue?

Camp fire, ghost stories?

- His car's not here.

- Weird, must've gone to the stores or something.

- Yeah, probably.

Yeah I have a conference call at one,

and then I'm totally available.

- We just drove for four hours to your cottage.

It's gorgeous.

Your heartbroken dad is inside, you wanna work?

- Well, yeah, but I have shit to do.

- Self care!

[screams excitedly]

- Give me the keys, I need my phone!

- [screams excitedly]

- [Elle] Molly!

What the fuck?

Are you completely insane?

How are we supposed to get back now?

- Yes, I did not think that far ahead.

But, who cares?

Just be in the moment.

We need a moment for us.

[sighs]

Please?

[bright upbeat music]

- Okay. - What?

- Okay.

- Couldn't hear, did you say okay?

- Okay self fucking care!

- Yes! [laughs]

Oh my god. - S'mores, s'mores, s'mores!

- You're an insane person.

[footsteps departing]

- [Molly] S'mores are just so

underrated but they're the best.

- Whoa!

Dad?

- Roger?

- What happened?

- Look.

- He doesn't even fish.

- Maybe he does now.

Call him?

Oh, right.

Well, we are here maybe we should--

- Yeah, okay I'm just gonna look outside again.

- Okay.

[birds chirping]

Roger!

Roger!

Dad!

[sighs]

[birds chirping]

[eerie music]

Well, he's fishing.

The neighbor just told me, so--

- Good!

[snorts]

- Really settling into that babushka realness, aren't ya?

- I'm living my truth.

- I'm into it.

[sad music]

[sniffs]

Oh, fuck it, enough [chuckles].

I just, I wanna get back to us.

- Me too [laughs].

- Ah!

I have,

Champagne.

It's dusty, so it must be expensive.

- Yes, please.

- Did you just have those on you at all times?

- S'mores. [laughs]

- Gonna get glasses for the champagne.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

- [Molly] Why don't you ever talk about him?

- Oh.

I don't remember him, at all.

My mom never talked about him, so.

- Aren't you, aren't you just curious?

To like, see his face?

- Not really I mean Roger, he's my dad.

And I just, like, why would I wanna meet somebody

who might look like me, but never cared?

Just.

[fire crackling]

Wow, my blood is bad.

- [Molly] What?

- One parent left and the other one could literally

not be more selfish, what does that make me?

- It is not you. - No, it is me.

- No, it's separate from you.

- We're exactly the same.

Like, I broke up my mom and that child groom guy.

No, but they seemed genuinely happy.

Anyway, your turn, tell me about,

what is her name?

You never told me her name, what's her name?

[laughs]

- She's just the one.

- So how did you guys meet?

I mean, I heard about the breakup

but I wanna hear the good stuff.

[school bell rings]

[mumbles]

- Fit.

- Oh, I've been going hard at the gym

trying to shake that jet lag.

- You American? - Canadian.

- Oh, sorry. [laughs]

You're new here? - Yeah.

There aren't a lotta teaching jobs where I'm from, so.

- Weird. - Yeah.

- Well, lucky us.

Teach french?

- Yep

- Cool.

[nervous chuckle]

See you around.

- Okay.

[speaks foreign language]

[signs]

Bye. [chuckles nervously]

- All the blood, all the blood, rushed to my face and I

[chuckles] stop laughing and my head got all foggy and then,

it just sort of snowballed from there.

- Could you pass me my housecoat?

- Your housecoat?

- Mhm.

- That's actually called a dressing gown.

- Your colonial aggression is showing.

- My what?

- Just a little passive-aggressive moments British people

have because they're not the center of the world anymore.

- Oh.

Ah, I see.

Well the thing is, you lot just don't say things correctly.

When you see a small dog on the street,

you will say something like,

"Oh hey look at that weiner dog, eh."

- Like, sausage dog is any better?

- It's correct. - I'm happy I'm going home.

Sick of you people.

- I don't know.

Well,

maybe I'll come to Toronto.

- [Molly] Oh!

- I really like you.

Let's go Blue Jays! [laughs]

- I've never seen you like this.

It's like, not once, not one time.

[laughs]

- It's just chemicals.

- What?

- She and I, we're very close for a six month period,

and this mix of dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin,

there's one I'm forgetting, endorphins!

Just flooded my system.

How could she get over me, so fast?

And I am detoxing.

I've read all,

I do read.

[laughs]

- You know what, I've heard all that shit before.

- Mhm. - I don't buy it.

- Mhm.

- If she is your person, then she's your person.

The end.

That's it.

- Since when are you a romantic?

- Oh my god, I'm not.

I'm not!

[laughs]

- Ew. - Okay.

So, how's Barback? [laughs]

- Well, he's a bartender and musician.

- Oh I am very sorry. - We're buddies, whatever.

[both laughing]

If I wanted to bang that guy I'd know, I would.

- Would you? - Yes!

- Would you? - Yes.

You know what I want at all times.

- Mm.

- Every second of every day, like right now.

I'm gonna swim.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes, I am.

- No you're not. - Uh-huh.

Polar bear, polar bear!

- It is zero degrees outside! - I don't care, polar bear!

- Elle!

Elle, the lake is frozen!

- [Elle] I'm gonna get those fucking keys!

♪ Gonna do it right

♪ Tell yourself you gonna do it right this time ♪

♪ This time this time

♪ Gonna do it right don't fuck it up ♪

♪ You gonna do it right this time ♪

♪ This time this time this time ♪

♪ Carry on like it ain't nothing don't need an empty bottle ♪

♪ In my hand just need a job and no domestic man ♪

♪ It will happen just the way you planned ♪

♪ Carry on like it ain't nothing don't need an empty bottle ♪

♪ In my hand just need a job and no domestic man ♪

♪ Every time I close my eyes

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