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[beatboxing]

[sigh]

- I'm sorry, mom.

I'm sorry.

[beatboxing]

[snoring]

- Hi!

- Jesus.

- I prefer goddess, but you're in the right vein.

You, my bear, are going to work today.

[groans]

- We're winners in this family

and your kids are relying on your brilliant brain.

Plus, you can't afford to get fired.

I know this because you still owe me rent.

- Oh, fuck.

I'm so sorry.

I've been

- Sick.

I know, it's completely fine.

- I'm getting up.

- Good.

[phone vibrating]

Hey, papa, what's going on?

- [Roger] She sent the divorce papers already.

- That was fucking fast.

- [Roger] Do you think she wants to marry him?

Do you think that's why?

- She does not want to marry him, he's an idiot.

- [Roger] She said she's in love with him.

I, I, I thought she just needed to get it out of her system,

but I'd, I'd take her back, Elle.

I don't care?

- Dad, are you at the cottage?

- [Roger] Just, yeah.

- Okay, I'll talk to her.

Okay?

- [Roger] Honey, you can't.

- Can and I will.

I'll talk to her.

I'll call you later.

Okay?

I love you.

- I don't...

[sad music]

[Molly speaks in French]

[tables and chairs moving]

- Miss. Phillips?

- Yes?

- I'm happy you're back.

- Thanks, Sarah.

Um, that cold going around was, was really bad.

- I am too, you know.

- What?

- I am too.

- H-h-have you been able to talk to anyone else?

D-d-do you feel supported by the adults in your life?

- You're jokes, Miss Phillips.

Hit me up in the Dm's if you ever need to chat.

- That's not appropriate.

- See you tomorrow.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

- Ellie.

You're here before 10AM.

Good for you.

- Yeah, thanks.

- So there's a...

- Meeting in the conference room at 10.

I read the calendar.

- Amazing.

You're really.

On the new client acquisition, well done.

- In no world.

- Maybe just a little brush.

[sighs]

- Oh, what the fuck?

- Thank you all for being here.

Especially you, Hunter.

You're such a good support.

- Stop it.

- No, you are.

- Oh!

- Okay, so time is money, people.

Whatever that is.

[music]

- "Everyone is smarter than one of us is smart."

The corporate genius, Bruce Talbot.

[music]

Today, we're gonna develop

communication and management skills using truth serum.

[record scratch]

Just Kidding. It's role play.

Which is almost the same thing.

[laughing]

So, let's win

together!

Cut.

[clapping]

Oh, uh, Guds from I.T. helped me.

I'll talk to him later.

- Wow.

- So, I am hoping

to bring these exercises

to the rest of the team if this is successful.

You're my guinea pigs.

- I- Can I just say that we all have room to grow.

And exemplary work.

Wow.

- Aw, this one is called "Winners, losers."

The goal is to reframe negative situations

into learning experiences as a team.

- Great.

So, I'm a lone wolf, Patty.

- I-I love that.

And I just think that, um

I would love to make our new winter ale

and name it after you.

And it's just gonna be called

Liquid sex.

- Oh, my god.

- And your face is gonna be on it.

Like how sensational would that be?

[mumbles]

- That's so good, thank you.

- Great, so I hate that idea.

I'm gonna go do some actual work.

As a winner I have...

[gagging noises]

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god.

- Lunch, anyone.

- Oh.

- Oof.

- She didn't make it.

[door closing]

[ serious music]

[deep breath]

[computer call ringing]

[computer answer]

- Wow, you weren't the one I was expecting.

- I know.

I've just

- You've been busy.

- No, not even a little bit.

I just didn't know if you'd want me to call, and...

- 'Course I do.

We're still friends, aren't we?

- Good.

I want to tell you something.

Um, I've been telling people about us.

My parents.

- Oh.

Wow.

- You have no idea.

Um, a kid came out to me at school, I think.

And I just feel stupid for making it so complicated.

- Well, I'm glad you feel good about it now.

[chuckles]

- I wanna see you.

[sigh]

- What are you doing?

- What?

- Molly, I wanna be there for ya.

I do, but this, this fucking back and forth thing.

You can't just.

You know you can't just.

- I'm trying. Like this is all new for me.

And I just, I.

- I can't do this again.

- Oh.

Uh, yeah.

[speaks in French]

Sorry, uh, the kids need help, after school study.

- Molly, I'm sorry.

[computer lid slams]

[sad music]

[sighs]

[door knock] - Knock, knock.

How's the tummy?

- It's fine.

Um, like, we, we really need to talk.

- That is just what I was thinking, my love.

Shall we get a glass of wine?

- Oh, uh, yeah.

Yes.

Okay.

- It's just...

I know how difficult it's been having to play guessing games

and

- Yeah, and you're filing for divorce already.

- You spoke to your father?

- Yeah, my father.

My father.

It's my dad, Roger.

You're partner for 30 years.

- Honey.

- He's a mess, by the way.

- Let's get that glass of wine, okay.

We'll talk.

I don't want to do this here.

Okay, sweetheart?

- Okay.

Great.

[jazz music]

[rock music]

[sighs]

- God take me.

Champagne, pink.

- Oh, she's fancy, huh.

- Yeah, mom's paying, so.

- Behave.

- No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

I just, I, um.

I just.

I thought that.

You know what, never mind.

Uh, I just need a drink, and a minute.

- Okay.

- Is Jake around?

- He's changing a keg.

- Oh, okay.

- You're all kinds of everything, right now, eh.

[ rock music]

- And what a big day.

You finally get to know the wonderful Hunter.

- And he gets to know the wonderful me.

I could just eat Mr. Wonderful up.

- I did.

[laughing]

- Stop.

[laughing]

- MMM, so, um...

You were saying.

- Oh, yeah.

When my buddy and I, when we left the law firm.

We were both, like,

Ah, what do we do, what do we do.

And we're like,

we like beer.

I like beer, do you like beer?

And he's like, I like beer.

So, we're like, let's set out.

And we wanted to make like a real soul of the earth brewery.

Yeah?

And so that's exactly how frisky hops brewery was born.

- Oh, that sounds soul of the earth all right.

Salt of the earth even.

- [Hunter] Thanks.

- Yeah.

- [Patricia] He's amazing.

- MMM, and legal.

- Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Of course he is.

- Yeah, I'm over 18.

- I wouldn't.

I would never.

- Um, no, because he's a lawyer, mom, c'mon.

Just like dad.

- I didn't know your ex was a lawyer.

- Corporate law.

- Sorry, are we, we're calling him an ex husband already.

I mean, the bed's still warm.

[chuckling]

- Luke warm, right?

It's been two years.

[laughing]

- I am simply dying for a visit to the little girls room.

- I'll come with you.

- Join me, Elle?

- Oh, no.

I'm fine.

I have an iron bladder.

But I'm sure you're bursting, so.

- Okay.

- Enjoy the fully adult woman's room.

- Play nice

[chuckles]

[sigh]

- Oh my gosh.

- Hi.

- Oh my god.

Look at this.

Strawberry passion awareness.

[glasses clink]

- It's champagne.

- Oh, is it.

- Yeah.

I know you're into beer, but.

- Oh, mm-hmm.

Um, your mom tells me that you've been,

uh, really, like really busy.

Really working hard, and all that.

- I mean, yes, but not as hard as you,

you two have been working.

- Oh, c'mon.

- Managing two businesses and

you know, not to mention, affairs are hard work.

- Wait, what?

- Hmm?

- No, no, no, no.

No, No.

Not even.

I-I would never.

Okay.

I'm not having an affair at all.

I love your mother.

- Oh, at least one of you hasn't.

- Hasn't what?

- My dad's still in the guest bedroom, handsome.

[rock music]

♪Oh, no let's go.

♪Let's go

- Woops.

[rock music]

♪I'm scared of television

♪because the nightmares

♪that I vision

♪they're nightmares

♪that I'm livin'

[glass slams on bar]

[text message bell]

[rock music]

♪She took me to the fair

♪I swear to god, I hate it there♪

[sigh]

- Hi.

- Hey.

- I did everything she wanted me to.

I came out.

Called her.

She still doesn't want me back.

- You know what, though?

I'm still so proud of you.

And you know what?

You did the thing.

- Did you drink all of this?

- Just five of them.

Just, hey, hey, hey.

Are you okay?

- I'm just tryin'a be a good friend and be happy for her.

- But you're not just her friend though, you know?

- Not helping.

- Sorry.

- ♪Matchbreaker, matchbreaker, break me a match.♪

♪Find me a find,

♪break me a bastard.

- Okay, you are cut off, buddy.

- What?

No.

Hey!

- Thank you very much.

- No, that's smart.

Scotch time.

[laughing]

- [Rosie] No.

- Yeah.

- [Rosie] No.

- We're celebrating.

- What?

- My mom and the child groom.

Kaboom.

- How?

- Don't even ask.

[laughing]

- I can't even wait to tell my dad.

He's gonna love it.

- You should,

you should call him.

- Oh, I did, he's up north, he's not answering.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- [Molly] Cottage. - [ Elle] Cocaine.

- [Molly] Cottage.

- Cottage.

Cottage.

Yeah, uh, well, I can't.

'Cause I have a, like, tons of work.

- You said the weekends are for self-care.

- Molly, I have...

- You were ready to do cocaine.

- It increases productivity.

- Don't make me beg.

- What?

- I will.

- Oh, please.

- It'll be humiliating for everyone involved.

- Molly.

- I have absolutely no pride left.

- Okay, okay, oh my god, oh my god, I'll go to the cottage.

Jesus, don't do that.

Rosie, more scotch now?

- [Rosie] No.

- Please?

- I have no drink.

- [Rosie] Enabler.

- Nothing to see here.

[laughing]

- She needs more bourbon.

- You!

- [Rosie] Get outta here.

[laughing]

[rock music]

♪Too much time

♪Lorry can't love

♪There's too much on her mind

♪[She's got]Too much time

♪Oh, Lorry can't love

♪There's too much on her mind

♪[She's got]Too much time

♪Lorry can't love

♪There's too much on her mind

♪[She's got] Too much time

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