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[kissing]

[giggling]

[alarm beeping]

[sighing]

[phone clicking]

[soft pop music]

♪ Nothing's ever gonna be the same ♪

♪ I don't know how to communicate ♪

- It's still morning, right?

- Hey, people drink mimosas in the morning.

- That's straight vodka.

- With a little

splash of vermouth. - Splash of vermouth.

Yeah, yeah, all right. - That's right.

- I'll saddle up.

One of those. - All right.

- Hi.

So tell me, Dad, I'm 30.

- You're 33.

- Three, thank you for that reminder.

- But you're still my little girl though.

- Oh my god, Dad, stop.

Thank you, Rosie.

Oh, more olives for Dad, that's great.

- Mm-hmm, that's my breakfast.

- I know you know ,

all of it.

- I wasn't expecting to be single at 55.

I thought, okay, so I work and I raise a kid

and I retire, move to the Riviera or something.

- You're moving?

- You know that commercial

with that retired couple on that boat?

And there's a sunset, and forever love right?

Yeah, my saggy ass.

- Dad, that's advertising no one actually retires like that.

- Good, you know what, then it's her fault okay?

She too good at her job selling lies and emotional torture.

[grunting]

I have nothing now, okay? - Okay, you have me I'm here

yes, of course.

- I'm sure if you guys just go to therapy or whatever

you probably just need some space.

- I thought I was her younger guy, he's your age

didn't see that coming.

Just the thought of him holding her and kissing her

and putting his big - nope

arms

around her, I need another olive.

- Okay

- I know that I'm not young and exciting anymore

I just thought that was the point, that's the point

you hold each other, until you grow old.

- Dad, I'll talk to her okay?

I'll talk to her.

- No you know what, you're right I need some space okay?

I'm going to the cottage, cottages are predictable

walls, that's what I need.

I need to think about me for awhile.

You call me if you want to get in touch with me.

How much is an Uber to Muskoka anyway?

- That's a strange way to get there

- I don't have my glasses.

Hello Uber, come to me Uber

- Dad there's an app, you have to download the app.

[school bell rings]

[high heels walking]

- [whispering] Please come to administration, we need you

to cover a class.

[sighs]

[whispers] What the fuck.

[whistle blows]

[dodge balls banging]

[screaming]

[whistle blows]

[clears throat]

hey guys, I know we would rather be throwing balls

but we need to cover sex ED

sexual education.

[whispers] We have to do that now.

I'm sorry, I'm not your usual teacher, but we can do this.

So, we're gonna start by talking about our self concepts

a lot of things influence how we think about ourselves.

From sexual orientation, does everybody know

what that means?

To gender identity, question?

- Yeah, I'm supposed to be in the office while you do this.

- What?

- Well, my mom said, I have a note.

- Can I see the note? - Yeah

you can just stay here, I know I don't know

the rest of your parents, I just think it's important

for me to say.

[upbeat music]

- Elle, your early.

- Yeah, I wanted to get a headstart on the day

- Oh, well I can get you a coffee or something

if you want I know I need one.

- What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- Where is everyone?

- A meeting - what?

[laughing]

- What is going on?

- Oh, are you going--

- Thank you so much, please carry on with your day.

- Patricia!

Your daughters here.

- Oh thank you so much

- Elle, you found us take a seat.

Take a seat.

As I was saying, we've had a great year

and so I wanted to give something back.

This is Hunter, from Frisky Hops Brewing.

He's not our usual client - or budget

or budget, but I feel like it's important for us

to begin working with more up and comers.

They're so inspirador

he's Portuguese.

- Did you say Hunter?

- Yes, like the colorful wellies.

- I'm sorry, am I hallucinating, am I the only one

in this room, it's Frisky Hops Brewing?

- Yeah, like bunnies yeah.

[cars honking]

[phone dialing]

- Nope

- [Woman On Phone] Hi sorry I can't get to the phone

right now, if you leave your name and your number

I'll get back to you, cheers.

[voicemail beeps]

- Hi, I wanted to-- I would have done this in person

I mean on the phone but at your face you know--

fucking time difference.

I think you should cancel your flight.

I'm just, I'm not-- I was always supposed

to be coming back here, and now it's like I am split

in two places and I thought we said

no social media until I told everyone

and I don't know if I want to or can so I'm sorry.

[somber music]

[laughing]

- You can't handle the musk!

- Hi, hi hello our resources are gonna be tapped

because I fucking nailed that oil and gas account.

He'll be signing any day so--

- Unfortunately the oil and gas account fell through

we'll discuss it later.

So, Frisky.

[phone vibrates]

- There another up and comer, actually so I'm gonna

- Not another brewery

- Oh my god, thank you

- [Molly] I'm sorry to bug you at work

- Are you kidding, your timing's perfect what's up?

- [Molly] I have-- - not now Jonathan!

- Sorry

- [Elle] I got this, double date tonight!

- [Molly] Did you hear me when I said, I just broke up with her?

- [Elle] Yes, I'm helping let's get you laid.

- [Molly] I had a really bad day at work can we just--

- [Elle] Rosie's seven o' clock.

[sighs]

- So do you know your rising sign?

- I can't say that I do, no.

- Some say it's more important than your sun sign.

- I don't know that either so

- I'm an Aries, with a Virgo rising.

[lighter flicks]

- [Elle] Oh, a magician.

- It's just science, so I make music.

My music is like violins mixed with electronica and bass

and raw recordings of exotic bird songs.

- Wow - sounds good

it would be really special to me if you could

witness my art.

- Yeah, I will check my--

- I go to the zoo with a boom mic

and I antagonize the parrots.

- Going well over there?

- I hate him.

Rosie!

- I am a bartender, I promise.

Jake - it's just, not my day

white wine, please.

- That is a very standard order, you know that right?

- More, more, more - okay all right okay

oh, that's my drink, and some shots.

[slurping]

- So ladylike.

- Throw food at them, they make the craziest sounds

when they're agitated - [sighs] yeah

[human mimicking a parrot] - Wanna see a trick?

- Oh boy, everyone's a magician today.

Oh look at you, taking that and this one

those are really full Jeff.

- Well that's how you like it.

- [whispers] what?

- Take two trips.

- I got you something, it reminds me of your beautiful eyes

in your Bi-cupid profile pic.

- I don't have a Bi-cupid profile--

- Oh you do now, don't worry gotcha, hi.

- Thank you - Nice

is everything okay?

- When I first saw that crystal, I thought it was meant

for you, but now that I see the two of you together

I realize it was really meant for me.

- Oh Howard no.

- Yeah you can totally have that back forever

- Thank you - Yup

- I'll leave the back door open.

- Awesome.

- Did he just order another date

while he was sitting across from you at the table?

- Yeah, it's good to have a roladex.

He's my Tuesday night, welcome back to the single life.

- In what world was this going to help?

- Oh no, it's helping don't worry.

- I'd like a dark room and some covers now please.

- I wanna play pinball.

- It's Robo Cop pinball. - Not for you, Howard

- God that guy was so weird.

- Hey - hi

- Rub my back, so what are you guys up to?

- My mom brought her man child fucking affair to the office

you know, new love PDA is one thing

but seeing it from my mom is--

- Oh so once I birth this thing I'm not allowed to make out

with my wife in public anymore?

- You're not my mom thank god

I am the Senior Account Manager, she can't just

onboard a client because she's dating him

there is a protocol.

- Since when have you cared about protocol?

- I thought you only got the job because your her daughter.

- Everyone just loved Hunter of course, fucking child groom.

- I think it's a sign

- Yeah it's signaling to everyone

that she's lost her damn mind.

- No, the universe is telling you to cut the cord.

- Yeah find another agency, then you don't have to

stare at her face everyday.

Or move to another country, that works too.

- You know what, oh my god yes you're right

I'm gonna buy my dad a sailboat.

- Not at all what I was saying forty footer

- We have work to do I have to pee

okay, slap me what?

Slap me no, Elle I--

just slap me I need to sober up, hit me, oh my god!

- I wasn't gonna actually do it, you are drunk

- I gotta pee, and the we're gonna vision board

emancipation Elle!

♪ Last time I told you goodbye

[sighs]

♪ You should be over me now

♪ You should be over this now

♪ We can't keep living for the tease ♪

♪ You should be over me now

♪ You should be over this now

♪ I can't keep bringing you to tears ♪

♪ You should be over me, over me, over me ♪

♪ But you're not done

♪ You should be over me, over me, over me ♪

♪ You should over me, over me, over me ♪

♪ But you're not done

♪ You should be over, over me, over me ♪

♪ I fought to be my best, couldn't just lay it to rest ♪

♪ I fought to give it my best

♪ But now I've come to it's end ♪

♪ Couldn't be bothered to spend ♪

♪ Another night just thinking, no no ♪

♪ You should be over me

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