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(Coughs)
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Oh...The armor
of the 8 immortals.
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Hmm, doesn't seem
very special.
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Ehh...Heh. Housekeeping?
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Heh. Termites.
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Daah!
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Unh. Ohh.
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Aaaahhhh!
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Whoa!
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Uh, pass the bok choy,
please?
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Jackie!
Aah!
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You are too loud!
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Uncle, you are the one
who's yelling.
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(Gasps)
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You dishonor the only
known existing relic
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of the 8 immortals.
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You caused me to drop it.
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(Gasps) You dishonor
your uncle.
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Hey, Jackie.
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Jade, what are you doing up?
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"Old yeller"
is keeping us all up.
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He hasn't slept in days.
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Tohru, where is my tea?
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(Snores) What?
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(Continues snoring)
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Aiyaaa!
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Uncle, why won't
you sleep?
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Because I have
demons on the brain.
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I lay down,
and all I hear is...
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Chi spell, chi spell,
chi spell.
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Have you tried
counting sheep?
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Demons always eat them.
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Ah, well, thank you
for watching Jade.
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Where are you going?
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We must study
the immortals' armor
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and discover
what magic it holds.
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Now? It is 3 A.M., uncle.
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You should really
try to sleep.
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(Cell phone rings)
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How can I sleep
with all this noise?
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Yes?
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Jackie, we've spotted
the dark hand.
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I'm on my way.
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Care to know
where you're going?
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I don't care.
Anywhere but here.
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Ok.
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Whew. Uncle, I'm off to Spain.
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I will call you
for the chi spell
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once I find out which demon
we're dealing with.
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Take the armor.
It could be of some use.
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But you have to discover
what magic it holds.
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How can I do that
if you take it with you?
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(Stammers)
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Festive.
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I'm telling you,
Pamplona's famous
for somethin'.
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It must be the paella.
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Oh, the thing they
whack with a stick
till candy comes out?
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That would be
a piata, ratso.
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This is Spain, not Mexico.
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(Grunts)
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I know this place
is famous for somethin'.
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Shendu: Soon
it will be famous for
the return of dai gui,
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the earth demon.
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No, it won't.
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(TV plays quietly)
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Uncle: Jade, TV is too loud.
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(Turns down volume)
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Still too loud!
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Grrr...
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I can hear the electricity
in the wires. Unplug!
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(Sighs) I wish there was
a way to unplug uncle.
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There's gotta be a chill-pill
potion in here.
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Call uncle a lumberjack,
'cause he's gonna be
sawing logs.
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Jade, the books
are laughing at me.
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¶ Not for long ¶
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tea, dear uncle?
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Yes.
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Blaaaah! Jade, this tea
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tastes like it was brewed
with beard of goat.
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One more thing--
it is bitter.
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One more thing--
it is cold!
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One more thing--
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(yawning)
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(Snores)
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Hotcha.
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Hmm...
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-Hak foo?
-Here I am.
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Chan!
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Spanish mackerel technique!
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Unh! Ohh!
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Shendu: Stop him,
you fop.
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I'm trying, you old dragon.
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Aah!
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Shendu: Without touching
the good magic.
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(Both grunt)
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Valmont: I've got it.
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Shendu: No, you fool.
It's good magic.
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Shendu: Get it.
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Gorilla grip.
Ohh.
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(People yelling)
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Do you hear that, chan?
102
00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,591
The earth demon
has been released.
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How can that be
the earth demon,
you baboon?
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The portal remains
to be opened.
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(Yelling)
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That's what Pamplona's
famous for--
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(rumbling)
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The running of the bulls.
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00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,723
Yaaahhh!
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Shendu: The box!
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00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,657
Huh? What? Oh.
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Yaaahh!
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Uhh! Uhh! Ohh!
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Hoo-aaahhhh!
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Mouse runs through maze!
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(Grunting)
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Hasta luego!
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Wha? Huh?
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Mouse takes cheese.
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00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:21,758
(Snoring)
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So...How deep
is the sleep?
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(Clang)
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Yea deep.
(Telephone rings)
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- Uncle's rare finds.
May I help you?
- Jade?
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Jackie! How's Spain?
You get a chance
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00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,612
to wear that smelly
old armor yet?
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No, but I did
get a chance
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00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:44,045
to be bowlegged
and saddle-sore.
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Let me speak
with uncle.
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(Snoring)
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Uncle's
taking a nap.
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Oh, that's wonderful!
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(Stammering)
No. Wake him up.
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I need uncle
here in Spain
immediately.
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Errrr...He...Uh...
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Just went into the bathroom.
You know how he gets
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when you interrupt
his private time.
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00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,072
I'll give him
the message.
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00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,100
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Uh-huh.
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00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,435
Yeah. Uh-huh.
Earth demon?!
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00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,441
Uh, mm-hmm.
Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah.
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00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:11,513
Chi spell. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, ok.
I'll tell him.
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00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,045
And how long
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00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,447
does the deep sleep
spell last?
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00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,892
Wake up! Wake up,
wake up, wake up!
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00:10:21,888 --> 00:10:22,948
(Sighs)
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00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,156
(Snores)
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00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,927
We should have forced
uncle to count sheep.
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00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,157
Sheep! Tohru,
you are da bomb!
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00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,734
I'll use
the sheep talisman
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00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:36,274
to astro-project myself
into rip Van uncle's
dreams.
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00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:38,599
Where you will tell him
about the earth demon,
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00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,105
and he will
offer you...
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00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,437
A chi spell.
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00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,206
Incoming!
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00:10:57,890 --> 00:10:59,460
Whoa. Sheep again.
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00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,889
Jade. How happy
I am to see you!
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00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,526
You are?
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00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,501
You are
my favorite person
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00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,601
in the whole
wide world.
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00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,773
You're not uncle.
What've you done with him?
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Heh heh heh!
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Oh, oh, Jade,
you are such a card.
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Heh heh heh.
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00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,178
(Uncle hums cheerfully)
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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¶ Hee hee hee
hee-hee hee-hee ¶
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it's only a dream.
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It's only a dream.
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Just give me
the ingredients
to cast a spell
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against
the earth demon,
and you can go
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back to being
all weird. Ok?
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Oh, must I think
about demons?
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Happy thoughts.
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Only happy thoughts.
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Uncle! I need
the chi spell! Now!
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00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:44,798
O...K...
Little miss cranky.
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00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,205
First you need the symbol
of the immortal
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who originally defeated
the earth demon.
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00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,210
And that would be?
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A flower!
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Second...
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(Yawning)
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You need
the key ingredient
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found
- in every chi spell--
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hair of ewe.
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Didn't know my hair
was so potent.
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And third?
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For that,
I must do research.
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00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,790
(Yawns) After a nap.
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Uncle!
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Uncle!
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- Grrr!
- Well?
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Grab Mr. happypants.
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00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,769
We're flying to Spain.
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"Mr. happypants"?
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00:12:22,476 --> 00:12:25,436
But what if uncle
does not wake in time
to cast the chi spell?
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We have a long flight
to catch up
on our research!
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Black: Black.
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00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,650
Captain black.
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00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,551
I've been trying
to reach you for hours.
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00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,523
Sorry, Jackie.
Company softball game.
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00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,892
Guess who hit
a home run.
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00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,520
You did? Oh,
congratula--oh. No.
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00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:42,356
Listen, I need help
from satellite
surveillance.
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00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,532
I have lost
valmont's trail.
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00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,763
Shendu: So good to see you
out and about, dai gui.
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Rahrr...
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00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,801
Too many flowers.
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00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,000
Dai gui does not
like "pretty."
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00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,869
My kingdom
must be submerged
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into the depths
of the earth.
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00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,777
Do not stand there!
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00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,137
Start digging!
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00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,045
D-d...Digging?
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Shendu: We would be
most happy to assist,
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burliest of brothers,
but...
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We have other portals
to seek,
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family to release.
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Rahrrr...
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Very well, then.
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The dirty work
shall be mine alone.
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Yaaahh!
Aaahhh!
Aaahhh!
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Yaaahhh!
Aaahhh!
Aaahhh!
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Hak foo: Antelope
flee raging bull!
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00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,994
Ratso: Land shark!
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00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,660
Hmm?
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Bwaahh!
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00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:25,197
Gahh!
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00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,998
Yeee-ohhhhh!
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00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,872
Yohh! Oh! Ow! Ow!
Oh, ow!
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Gooww!
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00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,216
Rahrrr...
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00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,556
You are either
a very large grub
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or this Jackie chan
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of whom all demons speak.
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Grub. Grub.
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Consider yourself buried,
Jackie chan!
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Yaaahh!
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Nnaaahhhh!
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(Panting fearfully)
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00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,433
What do I
have to lose?
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If you have powers,
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now would be
a good time
to demonstrate!
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00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,275
Look what I found.
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Raahhrr!
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00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,383
Grub...Or flatworm?
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Hah...Hah hah...
Hah--huh?
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Hup!
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Didn't feel a thing.
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00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,996
(Snoring)
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We got all
the chi ingredients.
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We're golden.
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00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,802
Good, because
it does not seem
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00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,274
the sleep spell
will wear off
anytime soon.
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00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,343
About that
little screwup, t...
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00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,412
Maybe Jackie doesn't
need to know about
sleeping beauty here?
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00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,381
But...How can Jackie
not notice?
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00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,450
Earthquake?
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Earth demon.
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Raahhhrrr!
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Raaahhhrrr!
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00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,231
Unhh!
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Arrhh! Yarhh!
Rahhrr!
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Jackie!
266
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,409
Uncle!
267
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,138
Raahhrr!
268
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,580
Whoops.
269
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,679
Raahhrr!
270
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,080
Uncle!
- You look rested.
271
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,082
Did you bring
the chi spell?
272
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,484
(Snoring)
273
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:02,552
Yes!
274
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,055
Where is it? Ow!
275
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,357
Uh...Uncle needs
preparation time.
276
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,132
I will keep
dai gui busy.
277
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,240
Uhhhh!
278
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,439
Arrhhh!
279
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,076
I shall shell you
of that armor.
280
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,647
I bet that you
are soft inside...
281
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,224
Like a lichee nut.
282
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,562
Nnn...Uncle! Hurry!
283
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,863
Huh?
284
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,531
(Snoring)
285
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,001
Nnn...Gnhh...Duhh!
286
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:52,871
Uncle! This is
no time for a nap!
287
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,312
No sweat, Jackie.
We're just about
ready to chi.
288
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,908
You made the chi spell?
289
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,010
Talk later!
290
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:06,976
And now
for the hair of me.
291
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,387
Jade! The spell!
292
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,590
Hit it, t!
293
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,991
(Chanting like uncle)
294
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:15,963
(Chanting)
295
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,862
(Repeating)
296
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,796
Ohhh!
297
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,736
(Chuckles
embarrassedly)
298
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,938
Aim still needs work.
299
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,540
No portal has opened.
300
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,171
The chi spell
did not work.
301
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,976
Mmm...But...
I followed
the instructions!
302
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,209
Ohhh...
303
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,990
Dai gui does not
like flowers.
304
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,048
Oh, no!
305
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,256
(Uncle yawning)
306
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,157
(Yawning)
307
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,059
Good morning,
Jade!
308
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:49,831
Raahhrrr!
309
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,033
Aiyaaaahhh!
310
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,038
Uncle, we have
the ingredients.
311
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,167
What are we
doing wrong?
312
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,372
I see no hair
of ewe.
313
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,674
I keep plucking,
I'm gonna get
a bald spot.
314
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:08,376
No, Jade. Ewe.
A female sheep.
315
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,121
Well, there's
plenty of those...
In your dreams.
316
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,320
Wool?
317
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,190
(Frantic
chanting)
318
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,033
(Joins in
chanting)
319
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,028
(Chanting continues)
320
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,960
(Frantic chanting)
321
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:30,842
Uhh...Raaahhhh...
322
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,637
Uhhh!
323
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,740
Here comes my favorite part.
324
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,042
Dai gui: Nooooooo...
325
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,684
Ooooooo...
326
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,189
How are you
feeling, uncle?
327
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,219
Very well...
Thank you.
328
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:54,194
Except for
the demon screaming
in my face!
329
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,534
One more thing!
330
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,558
I told you the armor
was good armor!
331
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,025
One more thing!
332
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:03,473
You should never
question uncle!
333
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,837
You should've made
uncle's tea stronger.
334
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,440
He is still cranky.
335
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,642
I don't think
336
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,943
there's enough tea
in China
337
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,905
to simmer
uncle down.
338
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,153
But I'll take
Mr. sourpuss
339
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:18,149
over Mr. happypants
any ol' day.
340
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,833
Hey, Jackie.
How many hours a day
do you work out?
341
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,627
That really depends.
If I'm filming
the whole day,
342
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,660
at least an hour a day.
343
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,025
Nothing to shoot
for the next couple
of days,
344
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,344
then at least 3 hour
a day.
345
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,708
After you train
so hard...
346
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,037
Ok, I have to watch...
347
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,112
My diet.
348
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,350
Nothing...Important...
Than health.
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