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[ Robot, Imitating Town Crier ]
10:00 and all is well.
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10:00 and all is well.
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Evening, Major West.
10:00 and all is well, sir.
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One minute past 10:00
and all is well.
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One minute past 10:00
and all is well.
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Halt! Who goes there?
Answer! Who goes?
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Where are you? Speak!
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Where are you?
Who are you?
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What are you?
I see you there.
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[ Electronic Screeching ]
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- [ Crackling ]
- Oh, no. Not now.
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What a time for
the power to go out.
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[ Sighs ]
Even reserve circuit. I wonder if the Robot--
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[ Electronic Screeching ]
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- [ Voice #1, Whispering ] That one?
- [ Voice #2 ] No, not that one.
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- That one?
- No, not that one.
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- [ Switch Clicks ]
- [ Penny ] Don, is that you?
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What happened to the lights?
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Don?
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I thought I heard voices,
but it's so dark.
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Oh, well. Don will get the lights fixed
in the morning. Go back to sleep.
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Is that one
a possibility?
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Yes, that one is
a definite possibility.
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Good morning.
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Don! What happened to you?
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I, uh-- I bumped my head
in a fall last night.
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- You what?
- Well, the power went out,
and I guess I tripped in the dark.
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When I came upstairs
this morning...
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there was our-- ahem--
brave leader lying flat on the floor.
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I didn't hear any alarms or anything.
What do you suppose happened?
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Search me. But nothing crossed our radar net.
Must've just been a cosmic electrical disturbance.
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Hmm. The Robot short-circuited
at the same time, but he's all right now.
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[ Will ]
Don! I got it working!
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- If you can give me a hand we can get it going.
- [ Hissing ]
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There's some rain clouds
up there.
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The rainmakers. Why don't you put on
some feathers and do a little dance?
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This is nothing to kid about.
The drought's getting worse.
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Water, water everywhere
and not a drop to drink.
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Look, you two. If you have nothing better
to do, why don't you check out the radar site?
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All right.
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- [ Popping ]
- Will you stop that fearful din?
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Why can't you shoot
at those moon clouds at night?
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Tampering with the weather, indeed.
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Never have I seen
such a ridiculous, childish experiment.
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Suppose you hit something
up there--
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a lonely high-flying bird
or a poor innocent traveler in space.
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Hold it, Will!
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- [ Lightning Crackles, Thunder ]
- Look out!
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I knew it!
The whole sky is falling!
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- [ Robot Coughs ]
- You all right?
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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- It got so dark.
- [ Lightning, Thunder Continue ]
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[ Man ]
Are you the only life-forms on this planet?
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Because if you are,
you simply won't do at all.
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- I've heard that voice before someplace.
- So have I.
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You what?
What's that you say?
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Farnum.
You're Mr. Farnum.
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The great Farnum B.,
showman of the cosmos.
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[ Chortles ]
Oh, what a delightful surprise.
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Oh, Judy, the fair Judy,
and Penny, my child.
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How are you? Oh, imagine
finding you two on this planet!
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- Well, it's a small universe.
- Yes, isn't it?
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- [ Beeping ]
- [ Gasps ]
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Be careful of that thing, blockhead.
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Oh, put it down.
You have work to do.
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- It's a girl.
- And a humanoid.
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Humanoid? Oh, don't be ridiculous.
She's nothing but my agent.
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Hi, kids.
I'm Nancy Pi Squared.
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How do you do,
Miss Squared?
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Yes, and you'll be cubed
if you don't hustle us up some talent.
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Our backer said to
investigate this planet...
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so... go investigate.
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- Go, go, go, go! Mmm.
- Your backer?
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I wonder what he expects us
to find on this planet, Mr. Farnum.
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You know, the message
was so urgent last night.
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There must be some, oh,
very special type creature here.
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- Don't you think so?
- Oh, of course!
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Mmm, hundreds of them.
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Go bring them in. Sign them up.
Sign them all up!
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Get me contestants, stupid.
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I can't very well put on a show without
contestants, now can I? Hmm? Go on. Go.
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- Show? Contestants?
- Yes.
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The most colossally stupendous
show in all outer space.
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Oh, my dears, at last your old friend
Farnum B. has struck it rich.
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Hit the big time. Landed in the main tent
in the center spotlight.
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- [ Chortles ]
- Speaking of light, what did you do to all of ours?
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Oh, dreadfully sorry.
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[ Chirping, Beeps ]
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- How'd you do that?
- [ Chuckles ]
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Merely a clever little device
provided by my backer...
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in the event that any of our contestants
should prove to be light-sensitive.
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Oh, I would love to stay
and chat with you girls...
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but, as you know,
the show must go on!
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But Mr. Farnum, what kind of show?
You never told us.
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Well, I'll have you know
that I, the great Farnum B. ...
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once proprietor of a lowly zoo...
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am now master impresario
of all feminine pulchritude.
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Producer of the one and only
beauty pageant in all these heavens!
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A beauty pageant?
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Yes, to select the most beautiful
female life-form there is--
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Miss Galaxy!
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- Isn't that exciting?
- [ Both ] Yes!
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What a pity
neither one of you qualifies.
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Oh, well.
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Come on, Dr. Smith.
This is the way Judy and Penny said he went.
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Good riddance to him,
I must say.
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Really, William. I have no interest at all
in visiting a fraud like Farnum.
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Never trust anyone in show business.
That is my rule.
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He has obviously come here
to borrow from us or to steal.
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[ Yelps ]
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- [ Will ] What's that?
- Good heavens.
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That, my boy, is Miss Outer Teutonium.
Isn't she charming?
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- Mr. Farnum.
- Will, Will!
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Oh, you young rascal, you.
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[ Chortles ]
It's good to see you, boy.
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Here, have an ice cream cone.
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- Thanks.
- Well, Mr. Farnum, I see you're back.
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And you, sir. I suppose you've come to...
borrow my champagne...
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and steal my caviar.
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[ Gasps ]
Well, sir. Neither a borrower nor a stealer be.
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How some ever--
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[ Swishes ]
Domestic.
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Well, that's the best I could do
on such short notice.
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Mr. Farnum, what an unusual-looking lady.
Friend of yours?
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- Mmm, business acquaintance, you might say.
- I see.
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To what, may I ask...
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do we owe the rather dubious pleasure
of your reappearance here among us?
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Come along with me.
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Come along.
[ Chuckles ]
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Ta-da!
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There, Dr. Smith,
does that answer your question?
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- Yes, it does.
- Boy, running a beauty pageant
must be good business.
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The secret of being
a great showman-- like me--
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is in having a backer who has
scads and scads of money.
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- Oh, I quite agree.
- Well, who is your backer?
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- I mean, who's paying for all this?
- A lover of beauty, of course.
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Tell me, have you noticed that new
dark planet that's been floating around--
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that strange, shadowy one?
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- As a matter of fact,
my dad's kind of worried about it.
- And so am I.
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[ Chuckles ] Everyone is.
They don't even know who lives up there.
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But they are obviously
the most powerful creatures in all the heavens.
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Well, let me tell you
that my backer--
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my... sponsor,
you might say--
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is none other than the supreme
and deadly dictator...
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of that entire world.
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And he's quite rich,
you said?
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- Mmm.
- Well, what's he like? What is he?
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Who knows? My agent
got me this job by radio.
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[ Chuckles ] Come along. I'd like you
to meet some of our lovely semifinalists.
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This is Miss Moon Floss
and Miss Inner Platminium.
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- How do you do?
- Oh! Miss K-14.
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She has many unusual qualities,
as you can plainly see.
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Yes. How do you do, my dear?
No, thank you. Thank you.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- Oh, boss? Mr. Farnum?
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I-I've got a possibility here.
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Wh-- One? Only one?
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- What's the matter with you?
- There's not very much growing on this planet.
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Careful. She's very shy.
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Oh. Oh! You've got
her photograph already.
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And she's signed the contract!
[ Chortles ]
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Welcome.
Welcome, my child.
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Now, if you'll all
excuse me a moment--
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- I am Dr. Zachary Smith.
- I'm Nancy Pi Squared.
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- How do you do? And this is--
- Miss Fishtail.
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Miss Fishtail.
You look charming, my dear.
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I hope that you will win.
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[ Chuckling, Muttering ]
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Mr. Farnum, wait.
I don't get it, sir.
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What's the matter? Don't you think
that any of the contestants out there...
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are beautiful enough
to be Miss Galaxy?
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No. I mean, I don't
wanna seem rude, but--
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[ Chuckles ] Beauty, my boy,
is in the eye of the beholder.
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Now, if you were a--
a fish...
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would you think that a lady
grizzly bear was beautiful?
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Of course not.
Is he a fish?
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Oh, I told you. I haven't the slightest idea
what His Highness is.
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He could be
any conceivable life-form.
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And I haven't the slightest idea
what he'll think is beautiful either.
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I don't even think that
he knows what he likes.
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Boy, that can make it tough.
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Oh, no. Not really.
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You see, his advance men pick out
a likely planet, and I sign up the contestants.
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All I have to do is to collect
one of everything. Don't you see?
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Then I'm bound to produce
a winner that he'll like.
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But that could take years
and years!
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Come here. I'll show you.
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See, fortunately the female of every species
enjoys having her picture taken.
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[ Chuckles ] Now, I merely put
her photograph in here...
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- [ Clacking, Bell Ringing ]
- then her contract.
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You see, each eager little contestant
must sign a contract, naturally.
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The dictator's
most insistent on that.
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There. Now, watch.
Watch over here.
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For every photograph
I put in that machine, I get paid.
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- Look! Look!
- Wow!
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Oh!
[ Laughs ]
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Squandros, my boy.
One thousand squandros.
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Gold coins
good anywhere in the heavens!
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Oh, did ever a producer have such a deal,
such a sucker for a sponsor?
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- [ Coins Rattling ]
- [ Chuckles ] Oh!
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[ Shouts, Giggles ]
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Now he's even accepted her
as a semifinalist.
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[ Cackles ]
Oh, this is my lucky day!
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Now I can leave this planet
and move on to greener fields.
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- [ Cackles, Gasps ]
- What's the matter, sir?
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Come, come. I've shown you too much already.
Run! Run, boy!
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What are you doing here?
How dare you interrupt.
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You have violated
our agreement.
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I've signed another contestant,
haven't I?
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I've come to the planet
you told me about, haven't I?
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- You are wasting time, Farnum.
- Get out of here!
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My contract is with your master,
not with you.
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I won't allow you
to intimidate me.
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You sought to leave this planet before
you had completed your assigned mission.
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You are wrong.
Ha, ha, ha!
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I just signed a charming young thing.
Wait till you see her.
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Such lovely iridescent scales.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- But there are others here.
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- Just some secondary life-forms
and a few tiresome humanoids.
- Yes. Yes, the humanoids.
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Who could possibly
be interested in them?
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All pink and soft
and utterly useless.
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The pale-haired female humanoid
must be signed.
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Judy? That's impossible.
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I refuse.
I'm an independent artist.
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I-I won't stand for
this sort of treatment.
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You'll have to
speak to my agent.
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00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:43,760
I refuse to discuss it further!
227
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:48,789
No dictator can pull me around
like a puppet on a string.
228
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:51,228
- [ Electronic Screeching ]
- [ Screams ]
229
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,399
Help! Somebody!
230
00:15:53,503 --> 00:15:57,661
Something! Help!
231
00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,150
Ah, it's about time.
Fine agent you are.
232
00:16:00,257 --> 00:16:03,160
Get those hideous creatures
out of here!
233
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,616
Take it easy, boss.
I'll see if I can negotiate.
234
00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,895
Do something.
Get me down!
235
00:16:08,996 --> 00:16:11,385
Just leave it to Nancy.
236
00:16:11,493 --> 00:16:15,291
- Okay, boys. What's the trouble?
- His time is up.
237
00:16:15,398 --> 00:16:20,037
- We have given him commands
from our mysterious master.
- Commands?
238
00:16:20,136 --> 00:16:24,327
Farnum must deliver today
or else.
239
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:29,249
Oh! They've gone. Gloriosky, they've gone,
those presumptuous monsters.
240
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,690
What did they tell you?
Deliver what?
241
00:16:31,787 --> 00:16:34,756
How dare they try
to intimidate me.
242
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:38,856
- The deal's off. I'll break the contract!
- You can't break the contract.
243
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:43,084
- And why not?
- Well, to get you all that money, I--
244
00:16:43,184 --> 00:16:45,737
Well, I had to give him
some little concession.
245
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,946
What little concession?
246
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:52,558
Well, I-- I--
I sold him your soul.
247
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:56,140
You sold him my... soul?
248
00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:58,864
Hmm. Oh!
249
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,006
Now they want me
to sign Judy too.
250
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:04,469
I guess that's it. Or else.
251
00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,285
Or else? Or else what?
252
00:17:07,384 --> 00:17:11,892
[ Screaming ]
253
00:17:11,994 --> 00:17:14,547
[ Screaming Continues ]
254
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:23,069
All right, Your Highness. Anything you say.
Anything at all, I'll do it.
255
00:17:23,165 --> 00:17:25,271
I'll do it,
only please let me down.
256
00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:28,987
Stop the fire. Put it out. Oh, please!
[ Whimpering ]
257
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:31,292
Oh.
[ Panting ]
258
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:36,096
Oh.
[ Grunts, Sighs ]
259
00:17:37,731 --> 00:17:42,239
- [ Gasps, Shudders ]
- Well, here it is, boss. Clause 15.
260
00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:45,505
Here. Help me up.
[ Grunting ]
261
00:17:45,605 --> 00:17:48,923
- What are you babbling about?
- Where it says you sold your soul.
262
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:51,813
This is your contract, boss,
with His Mysterious Highness.
263
00:17:51,911 --> 00:17:53,919
Oh, who bothers
to read contracts anyway?
264
00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:58,116
Besides, his emissaries now tell me
that he wants Judy as a contestant too.
265
00:17:58,217 --> 00:18:01,567
And you told me that His
Highness didn't like humanoids.
266
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,563
Well, I guess I was wrong.
That's all.
267
00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:06,115
You see, I put my picture in
the machine and it rejected it...
268
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:09,734
so I guess it's just me they don't think
is pretty enough to be a contestant.
269
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:12,041
I quite agree.
270
00:18:12,142 --> 00:18:14,030
Here, what else
does this thing say?
271
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:18,439
And why Judy?
Do they want her soul too?
272
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:22,058
- [ Warbling ]
- But of course.
273
00:18:22,162 --> 00:18:27,860
Mine not to question why,
mine but to cheat and lie. Hah!
274
00:18:27,956 --> 00:18:30,128
- [ Warbling ]
- [ Gasps ]
275
00:18:30,228 --> 00:18:35,926
I hear you, dark master.
My soul is yours.
276
00:18:36,022 --> 00:18:40,366
Who cares about
Judy Robinson anyhow? Hmm.
277
00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:43,091
I'll sign her up myself!
278
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:47,286
I hear and I obey.
[ Cackles ]
279
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,868
But what if I don't want
to be in a beauty pageant?
280
00:18:50,972 --> 00:18:52,860
But you have to be!
281
00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:56,885
I mean, every girl would like
to be Miss Galaxy, wouldn't she?
282
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,878
Hmm? Course she would.
283
00:18:58,974 --> 00:19:01,975
And all you have to do is sign your name
right there on the dotted line.
284
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:06,391
- But this morning you said
she wasn't even qualified.
- I did?
285
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:09,050
Well, now my mind's
been changed.
286
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:12,450
I was blind, stupid.
And just think of it.
287
00:19:12,547 --> 00:19:15,483
The idol of the heavens.
Your name in lights.
288
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,207
Judy Robinson! Judy Robinson!
Just sign right here.
289
00:19:18,309 --> 00:19:20,197
Oh, what does this
silly paper say, anyway?
290
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:22,367
Oh, never mind about that.
You can read it later.
291
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,445
Sign now, read later.
292
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:26,973
I don't know I could.
The print's so small.
293
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,310
Ten million squandros. That's
what the winner will receive.
294
00:19:30,409 --> 00:19:34,720
Ten million squandros. That's all
you need to know. Sign right here.
295
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:37,894
I'm sorry, Mr. Farnum,
but my answer is still "No."
296
00:19:37,995 --> 00:19:41,826
Oh, Judy. Please.
Pretty please.
297
00:19:41,933 --> 00:19:46,157
It's just not my style. I don't wanna be
in anybody's beauty pageant.
298
00:19:46,255 --> 00:19:48,711
And that's all there is to it.
299
00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:50,703
Come on, Penny.
Let's fix lunch.
300
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,504
[ Grumbles, Stomps Feet ]
301
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,498
What's going on here,
may I ask?
302
00:20:00,595 --> 00:20:04,241
Have you nothing better to do
than to waste your time in idle stargazing?
303
00:20:04,341 --> 00:20:09,525
No, sir. That's the planet where Mr. Farnum's
backer, the mysterious dictator, lives.
304
00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:13,748
Now I figure that if we can get enough data
on it from the spectrum telescope...
305
00:20:13,848 --> 00:20:17,395
then maybe the Robot can figure out
what life-form could exist there.
306
00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:20,248
Then that will tell us what he is,
and once we know that--
307
00:20:20,346 --> 00:20:24,755
I have no interest in alien life-forms,
be they here, there, or wheresoever.
308
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,570
Dr. Smith, don't you see? That'll tell us
what he thinks is beautiful...
309
00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:31,572
and then we'll know what life-form
will win the contest.
310
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:35,028
William, I am deeply shocked
that you would aid and abet...
311
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:38,038
that dreadful Farnum
in his fraudulent schemes.
312
00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:40,032
- Well, why not?
- Do you think for a moment...
313
00:20:40,129 --> 00:20:42,170
he would share his
ill-gotten squandros with you?
314
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,170
Oh, no. Not even a proper thank you
would you get for your pains.
315
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:48,250
[ Sighs ]
316
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:55,712
- Robot, I've got the readings.
- [ Smith ] I don't see a thing.
317
00:20:55,815 --> 00:21:00,289
There's a methane 67 gas layer
around the planet...
318
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:04,671
and its surface is
radioactive cobalt.
319
00:21:04,777 --> 00:21:09,285
It still does not compute.
What life-form could live there?
320
00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:11,908
A reptile, perhaps?
321
00:21:12,012 --> 00:21:15,526
- What?
- I loathe reptiles.
322
00:21:15,630 --> 00:21:18,216
Well, excuse me
for eavesdropping, but--
323
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,864
With a climate such as that, I've often wondered
if the dictator and his people...
324
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:25,034
couldn't be some form of...
reptilian life.
325
00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:27,472
Perhaps of
the pocket dragon type.
326
00:21:27,569 --> 00:21:31,214
Sure. And you don't have any reptile
in the contest yet, do you?
327
00:21:31,314 --> 00:21:36,335
He doesn't need one, William.
He himself satisfies all the requirements.
328
00:21:36,436 --> 00:21:39,154
[ Inhales ]
Unfortunately, Will...
329
00:21:39,253 --> 00:21:42,637
I just haven't been able
to catch a female one.
330
00:21:42,742 --> 00:21:46,092
- You mean, you know where there are some?
- Oh, yes.
331
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:50,195
As a matter of fact, there's a pocket dragon
quite close to here.
332
00:21:50,297 --> 00:21:54,554
Only I wasn't nearly clever enough.
She almost scratched my head off.
333
00:21:54,651 --> 00:21:59,355
- A quite natural reaction. Bully for her.
- I'll bet I could catch her.
334
00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:02,715
Oh, how? I couldn't do it,
not even with a net.
335
00:22:02,813 --> 00:22:05,498
Of course not. But you don't
have two sisters like I have.
336
00:22:05,598 --> 00:22:07,574
We'll use butter.
337
00:22:09,823 --> 00:22:13,141
Butter? The boy is
bereft of his senses.
338
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:16,479
Why don't you come
and watch, Dr. Smith?
339
00:22:16,578 --> 00:22:19,481
Perhaps this will
give you an idea too.
340
00:22:19,587 --> 00:22:23,003
We shall see, Mr. Farnum.
We shall see.
341
00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:33,319
[ Will ]
There's one now.
342
00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:35,326
Easy. Look out, boy.
343
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:39,428
[ Will ]
Wait. It's moving towards the bait.
344
00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:41,953
A mirror? What will that prove?
345
00:22:43,179 --> 00:22:45,962
Took it. It proves she's a girl.
346
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:51,179
- [ Wolf Whistle ]
- Oh.
347
00:22:51,278 --> 00:22:54,574
And she thinks she's pretty.
So what more could you want?
348
00:22:54,671 --> 00:22:57,934
Now you see how easy it is.
Now all you've got to do is sign her up.
349
00:22:58,033 --> 00:23:01,132
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my boy. You are an absolute genius.
350
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:04,846
- Genius, indeed.
- [ Dragon ] Oh.
351
00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,987
Oh.
352
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,656
- [ Cackles ]
- I don't see that we've gained very much.
353
00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:15,278
Oh, just wait and see,
Dr. Smith.
354
00:23:15,382 --> 00:23:18,482
- Just wait and see.
- Oh.
355
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:22,862
Now, my dear, if you'll just put your name
on this dotted line?
356
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:25,042
- [ Dragon ] Oh.
- There we are.
357
00:23:26,714 --> 00:23:31,833
[ Chuckles ]
There we are. One thousand squandros.
358
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:34,616
Half for me
and half of it is for you.
359
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:38,231
- Thanks!
- You're giving the boy five hundred squandros?
360
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:42,230
Yes, of course. He found her,
didn't he? Finders keepers.
361
00:23:42,335 --> 00:23:44,409
- [ Coins Rattling ]
- She's a semifinalist.
362
00:23:44,512 --> 00:23:47,383
Oh! Oh, good!
363
00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:51,385
Oh, and again more.
Half for me and half for you, Billy.
364
00:23:51,491 --> 00:23:53,379
- [ Laughs ]
- Ah, Mr. Farnum?
365
00:23:53,476 --> 00:23:55,865
Will these machines
work for anyone?
366
00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:59,202
Of course, of course.
There's plenty for all.
367
00:23:59,301 --> 00:24:02,651
The girl's photograph
and her signed contract--
368
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:04,669
that's all that one needs.
369
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:06,718
I see. It occurs to me...
370
00:24:06,824 --> 00:24:09,695
that there must be scores
of young women running about...
371
00:24:09,801 --> 00:24:12,039
eager to sign contracts.
372
00:24:12,137 --> 00:24:14,920
Oh, but there's the trouble,
Dr. Smith.
373
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:18,882
There are some girls who simply
don't want to be in beauty contests.
374
00:24:18,988 --> 00:24:22,470
Like, uh...Judy, for example.
375
00:24:22,573 --> 00:24:27,758
Judy doesn't? Quite obviously, you did not
approach her in the proper fashion.
376
00:24:27,855 --> 00:24:30,027
Perhaps if I were to
explain it to her--
377
00:24:30,127 --> 00:24:35,017
Oh, no, no, no, no. Never argue
with a woman, I always say. [ Chuckles ]
378
00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:40,044
But if only we had a photograph
of someone as beautiful as Judy...
379
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:43,444
and if only we had
her flowing signature...
380
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:47,666
on a lovely contract.
[ Chortles ]
381
00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:52,984
Would you excuse me? There is an urgent matter
that demands my immediate consideration.
382
00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:55,502
Where are you going?
383
00:24:59,674 --> 00:25:02,545
[ Cackles ]
384
00:25:02,715 --> 00:25:05,466
Dr. Smith, no!
You just don't understand.
385
00:25:05,564 --> 00:25:08,467
You can't enter someone in a beauty pageant
until they sign a contract.
386
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:11,192
William, just tell me where
Farnum keeps those contracts.
387
00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:13,913
- I don't know. I'll go ask him.
- That won't be necessary.
388
00:25:14,015 --> 00:25:16,733
There's no reason for us
to divide the money with him, William.
389
00:25:16,832 --> 00:25:19,167
After all, Judy belongs
to us, doesn't she?
390
00:25:19,265 --> 00:25:21,753
Now where can they be?
391
00:25:21,858 --> 00:25:23,746
- Probably here.
- Dr. Smith--
392
00:25:23,843 --> 00:25:25,731
Ah, yes.
Here they are.
393
00:25:30,884 --> 00:25:33,733
- Shh!
- [ Will ] "Judy Ro--"
394
00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:36,514
Judy Robinson!
Dr. Smith, that's forgery.
395
00:25:36,615 --> 00:25:39,998
Nonsense, William. I have her
involuntary power of attorney, do I not?
396
00:25:40,104 --> 00:25:42,788
Her what? No!
Dr. Smith, wait, wait!
397
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:45,028
This is where I put it in,
I believe. Yes.
398
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:48,928
I must remember how to work this.
Press this and that. Good.
399
00:25:49,035 --> 00:25:50,945
- Now I must press this button.
- [ Clacking ]
400
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:54,249
Good. William, I take
full responsibility for this.
401
00:25:54,349 --> 00:25:56,738
You will thank me for it in the long run.
You will all thank me.
402
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,985
Judy will thank me. In you go.
403
00:25:59,086 --> 00:26:03,561
- [ Bell Rings ]
- Now for the contract.
This dial so and this dial so.
404
00:26:03,664 --> 00:26:05,672
- And in it goes--
- It's not--
405
00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:07,719
[ Bell Ringing ]
406
00:26:10,322 --> 00:26:13,739
Oh, lovely, William.
We've hit the jackpot. She's been accepted.
407
00:26:13,843 --> 00:26:16,527
[ Shouts, Stammers ]
408
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:22,385
[ Horn ]
409
00:26:23,607 --> 00:26:25,746
[ Both Coughing ]
410
00:26:25,848 --> 00:26:27,856
- Dr. Smith, are you all right?
- [ Gasps ]
411
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,449
What's wrong? What is it?
412
00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:34,352
- Cheater. Liar. Thief.
- What?
413
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,689
No! I've done what you told me to do.
We've signed up Judy Robinson.
414
00:26:37,788 --> 00:26:40,440
- My man in there is putting her contract--
- Forger.
415
00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:45,910
- Forger? Oh, boss.
- Unless you obey our master...
416
00:26:46,015 --> 00:26:49,878
unless you make Judy Robinson
enter the beauty contest of her own free will...
417
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:51,872
you will be nothing.
418
00:26:51,968 --> 00:26:55,799
Your whole planet
will be nothing.
419
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,881
But I don't want to be
in a beauty pageant.
420
00:26:57,987 --> 00:26:59,897
How many times
do I have to tell you that?
421
00:27:00,003 --> 00:27:03,867
Genuine cosmic gopheron fur
for your very own.
422
00:27:03,973 --> 00:27:09,376
Oh! Diamonds and rubies.
Wouldn't you like some jewels?
423
00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:13,790
- Why is it so important to you, Mr. Farnum?
- You keep out of this!
424
00:27:13,896 --> 00:27:16,068
Oh, Judy. Judy, please.
425
00:27:16,169 --> 00:27:20,447
If you'll just put your own name
right here. Right here, hmm?
426
00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:24,997
[ Grumbles ]
Fiddle-faddle!
427
00:27:34,127 --> 00:27:36,397
[ Gasps ]
Where have you been?
428
00:27:36,496 --> 00:27:38,831
I have been observing
with interest.
429
00:27:38,929 --> 00:27:41,712
I wanted you to see for yourself
how hopeless it was.
430
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:46,416
- Oh, it's hopeless. Hopeless!
- For you, yes, but not for me.
431
00:27:46,515 --> 00:27:50,161
There will of course be no question
about the size of my personal commission.
432
00:27:50,261 --> 00:27:53,524
Oh, no. Anything. Anything!
[ Spits ]
433
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:58,355
Very well, sir. Now do
stand aside and observe...
434
00:27:58,456 --> 00:28:02,483
as a consummate master
of his craft takes over.
435
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:13,874
Ah, good day to all,
and to all a good day.
436
00:28:13,981 --> 00:28:16,349
Now then,
what have we here?
437
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:20,157
Mr. Farnum was gonna give all this to Judy
if she'd sign up for his pageant.
438
00:28:20,255 --> 00:28:22,524
Judy? Let me see.
439
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,692
Oh, no. No, dear.
440
00:28:25,793 --> 00:28:29,307
It's a silly idea, and he's a silly man.
It's perfectly ridiculous.
441
00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:31,233
Did you hear that, Major?
442
00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:34,114
- What?
- Judy in a beauty contest.
443
00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:37,857
She wouldn't stand a chance.
No, dear.
444
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,845
No need to conceal
your amusement, Major.
445
00:28:39,942 --> 00:28:41,852
We could all do with
a good laugh right now.
446
00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:43,868
Don, were you laughing?
447
00:28:43,975 --> 00:28:47,686
No. But, uh,
it is a pretty silly idea.
448
00:28:47,785 --> 00:28:51,102
What's so silly about it, the idea
of me being in a beauty contest?
449
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:54,025
Well, I don't know, uh-- The picture of you
parading around, I guess.
450
00:28:54,122 --> 00:28:57,123
Uh, I don't know.
It's ridiculous.
451
00:28:57,228 --> 00:29:00,906
- Ridiculous?
- Aw, come on. Let's forget the whole thing, huh?
452
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:03,689
It's perfectly ridiculous,
my dear.
453
00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:06,987
Now, no offense meant,
but you couldn't possibly win...
454
00:29:07,087 --> 00:29:08,975
against all those
beautiful models.
455
00:29:09,072 --> 00:29:10,960
- I what?
- At any rate...
456
00:29:11,056 --> 00:29:13,839
since the major does not want you
to enter the contest at all...
457
00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,720
I wouldn't dream of going
against his orders.
458
00:29:16,818 --> 00:29:19,339
His orders?
Who does he think he is?
459
00:29:19,443 --> 00:29:21,648
I'll show him. Give me that pen.
460
00:29:21,748 --> 00:29:23,920
Sign here, my dear.
461
00:29:26,614 --> 00:29:29,714
- Lovely.
- Ah.
462
00:29:30,808 --> 00:29:33,492
[ Warbling ]
463
00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:36,822
[ Cackles, Chortles ]
464
00:29:42,619 --> 00:29:44,507
Hah, hah.
465
00:29:44,604 --> 00:29:47,573
[ Nancy ] All right, darling. That's it.
Come slowly down the runway.
466
00:29:47,677 --> 00:29:49,718
That's fine. Not quite
so much wiggle. Perfect.
467
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,156
Keep your head up though, dear.
Keep your head-- Lovely.
468
00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:54,972
- Lovely. Simply lovely.
- [ Cackles ]
469
00:29:55,072 --> 00:29:56,960
Oh, boss.
I don't know about this.
470
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,740
What if Judy wins? Do you have any idea
what's going to happen to her?
471
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,729
No. I don't want to know.
472
00:30:01,826 --> 00:30:04,893
All I care about is delivering this contest,
so I can get my soul back.
473
00:30:04,995 --> 00:30:08,542
Yes, and once I get it back I'm going
to fire my agent and get out of here.
474
00:30:08,644 --> 00:30:11,165
- I've got the flags, Mr. Farnum.
- Oh, good.
475
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:14,816
- Is there really one here from every planet?
- Yes, indeed.
476
00:30:14,919 --> 00:30:18,181
They go behind the pedestals over there.
Come along, child. I'll help you.
477
00:30:18,279 --> 00:30:20,964
[ Penny ] I guess there's nothing as
patriotic as a beauty pageant.
478
00:30:21,064 --> 00:30:22,952
All right, Miss Fish.
You're next. Come up, dear.
479
00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:25,668
That's enough, thank you.
Come straight ahead.
480
00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:28,553
Now walk very slowly
down the runway. That's it.
481
00:30:28,651 --> 00:30:30,856
- Now keep your head up. Arms down.
- Miss Pi Squared?
482
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:33,543
- Yes.
- Might I have a word with you?
483
00:30:33,644 --> 00:30:37,061
- Well, I'm quite busy.
- A very important word.
484
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:39,054
I should like
to ask you, my dear...
485
00:30:39,150 --> 00:30:42,021
whether you feel that there might be
room for another contestant.
486
00:30:42,128 --> 00:30:44,365
- Hmm?
- Another type of beauty.
487
00:30:44,464 --> 00:30:46,505
Just to make sure that
His Highness is pleased.
488
00:30:46,609 --> 00:30:50,124
I'd certainly like to find someone else
besides Judy who could possibly win the prize.
489
00:30:50,226 --> 00:30:53,806
Precisely. Someone who might share
her prize money with us.
490
00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:58,349
Some lovely girl who might be willing
to divide her winning squandros...
491
00:30:58,454 --> 00:31:00,593
with you and with me.
492
00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:03,062
- But who?
- Miss Pi Squared...
493
00:31:03,159 --> 00:31:07,950
do you happen to know what form of life
this dictator really is?
494
00:31:08,057 --> 00:31:12,150
No, that's the trouble.
That's the one thing I don't know about him.
495
00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:17,173
Perhaps I can help you. Now please follow
carefully my rather clever reasoning.
496
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,862
It's quite obvious that
he is far more advanced...
497
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,486
than anyone in our
wretched, primitive galaxy.
498
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:26,682
- Wouldn't you say?
- Of course he is.
That's what makes him so dangerous.
499
00:31:26,783 --> 00:31:32,284
And if indeed he is, would he still be so childish
as to think feathers are beautiful?
500
00:31:32,385 --> 00:31:35,168
Maybe not, but...
what else is there?
501
00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:40,570
The beauty of science, my dear.
The glistening skin of a polished machine.
502
00:31:40,676 --> 00:31:43,644
The precision of
a computerized girl...
503
00:31:43,749 --> 00:31:46,205
who never talks back.
504
00:31:46,310 --> 00:31:48,253
Behold.
505
00:31:50,983 --> 00:31:52,871
A robot?
506
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:56,959
- But he's a male robot.
- Check.
507
00:31:57,066 --> 00:32:00,100
- Double check.
- Be still, ninny.
508
00:32:00,203 --> 00:32:03,171
I grant you that her voice
is a bit deep right now...
509
00:32:03,276 --> 00:32:05,764
but with certain rearrangements...
510
00:32:05,869 --> 00:32:07,811
and with some minor rerecording...
511
00:32:07,917 --> 00:32:09,925
anything is possible.
512
00:32:10,030 --> 00:32:12,998
And my dear Miss Pi Squared,
I must tell you...
513
00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:18,801
that I have noticed and admired
your sweet dainty voice.
514
00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,498
It does not compute.
515
00:32:24,595 --> 00:32:26,483
Shall we?
516
00:32:29,588 --> 00:32:33,005
It does not.
It really does not compute.
517
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:35,445
It does not compute.
518
00:32:36,599 --> 00:32:38,487
Judy?
519
00:32:43,770 --> 00:32:49,467
Beauty contests. Huh.
"I, the undersigned applicant, do hereby--"
520
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:02,043
Judy? Penny?
521
00:33:03,616 --> 00:33:05,722
Where is everyone?
522
00:33:05,825 --> 00:33:08,094
[ Sighs ]
523
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,082
Boy, I bet Don
will notice you now.
524
00:33:10,178 --> 00:33:13,441
Mmm. I just hope he isn't too mad to come
and watch when he finds out I'm here.
525
00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,777
- [ Clapping ]
- [ Farnum ] All right, girls.
526
00:33:15,877 --> 00:33:17,765
Places, now. Places for
the dress rehearsal.
527
00:33:17,861 --> 00:33:20,033
- [ Chattering ]
- Here, let me help you with that hair, dear.
528
00:33:20,134 --> 00:33:23,004
[ Chuckles ]
Off you go. Oh, this is exciting.
529
00:33:23,111 --> 00:33:25,762
...so beautiful. And remember
to keep your tummy in.
530
00:33:25,864 --> 00:33:27,752
- Everybody go. Come on, girls.
- Oh, brilliant idea.
531
00:33:27,849 --> 00:33:29,955
- Over there. On the pedestals.
- Oh, very excited.
532
00:33:30,057 --> 00:33:32,033
Miss Squared?
Shall I sing my song now?
533
00:33:32,138 --> 00:33:34,026
Well, I guess you
may as well, honey.
534
00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:36,807
I was sort of waiting for something else,
but... I don't know.
535
00:33:36,908 --> 00:33:39,145
All right, girls.
Up on your pedestals now.
536
00:33:39,244 --> 00:33:41,416
[ Smith ]
Stop. Stop at once.
537
00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:43,525
Stop, I say.
538
00:33:43,631 --> 00:33:46,948
Ladies and gentlemen, I should
like to present my contestant...
539
00:33:47,055 --> 00:33:49,806
Miss Mechanical Marvel.
540
00:33:52,305 --> 00:33:54,193
[ Will ]
Our Robot.
541
00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:57,578
Dr. Smith, really.
542
00:33:57,682 --> 00:34:01,393
Dr. Smith, what are you
trying to do, wreck my show?
543
00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:04,624
Of all the nerve.
Get that pile of junk out of here!
544
00:34:04,725 --> 00:34:07,028
Junk, sir?
545
00:34:07,126 --> 00:34:10,062
[ Nancy's Voice ]
Well, I never. I beg your pardon.
546
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,351
A girl. It's a girl robot.
547
00:34:14,457 --> 00:34:19,761
Dr. Smith, I'm frightened.
Who is that awful man? Well, I never.
548
00:34:19,867 --> 00:34:22,901
Come, come now, my dear child.
Calm yourself.
549
00:34:23,004 --> 00:34:25,656
He's a silly, stupid creature.
550
00:34:25,756 --> 00:34:28,627
Oh. Oh, please.
551
00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,971
Please excuse me, young lady.
552
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:34,421
Oh, how stupid of me.
I didn't understand.
553
00:34:34,528 --> 00:34:36,984
I am not even sure
I want to stay here.
554
00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:40,057
Oh please, you must,
my dear. We need you.
555
00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,545
The last semifinalist--
a mechanical girl.
556
00:34:43,651 --> 00:34:47,809
- Oh, Zach!
- Zach, indeed.
557
00:34:47,908 --> 00:34:51,171
- Smitty.
- How dare you, sir...
558
00:34:51,269 --> 00:34:54,882
address a lady like this
in this gauche manner.
559
00:34:54,983 --> 00:34:59,075
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear.
Won't you please take the second pedestal?
560
00:34:59,176 --> 00:35:02,625
- May I?
- You may.
561
00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:08,968
Oh, a thing of beauty
is a joy forever.
562
00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:11,457
[ Laughing ]
563
00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:13,453
Well I--
[ Indistinct ]
564
00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:16,648
Oh, no. I can't stand it.
565
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:19,434
- [ Laughing Continues ]
- [ Farnum ] Oh, Smitty, we have done it.
566
00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:24,076
Bring up the curtain. At last I'll have a hit!
[ Cackles ]
567
00:35:24,176 --> 00:35:26,544
No thanks to you.
568
00:35:26,641 --> 00:35:28,529
[ Chuckles ]
569
00:35:29,522 --> 00:35:31,792
That dirty double-crossing--
570
00:35:31,892 --> 00:35:33,780
"It is understood and agreed..."
571
00:35:33,876 --> 00:35:36,910
"that the winner of this contest,
Miss Galaxy, will travel to--"
572
00:35:37,013 --> 00:35:39,119
[ Engine Noise ]
573
00:35:39,222 --> 00:35:41,459
[ Smith ]
Major! Major?
574
00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:44,908
- A starship has just landed.
- Did you read the fine print in this contract?
575
00:35:45,016 --> 00:35:49,425
- Major, a contract is a contract.
They're all the same.
- Not this one. Read it.
576
00:35:51,257 --> 00:35:54,041
Fine print? Whoever bothers
with fine print?
577
00:35:55,388 --> 00:35:57,363
The fine print
in that contract reads...
578
00:35:57,468 --> 00:36:00,536
that the winner of this contest
must live in their galaxy forever.
579
00:36:00,637 --> 00:36:02,678
Now come on.
We're getting out of here.
580
00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:04,669
Places, everyone, places!
He's coming! He's coming!
581
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:06,654
Do you mind, please?
Thank you. Come along, Judy.
582
00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:08,639
Take your place up on the pedestal.
That's a girl.
583
00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:12,185
Here's your candelabra. There you are, my dear.
[ Laughs ]
584
00:36:12,289 --> 00:36:15,421
- Please. I'm trying to put on a show!
- Behold!
585
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,611
Behold! His Awesome Magnificence.
586
00:36:19,715 --> 00:36:23,907
The supreme and dreadful ruler
of the most powerful galaxy in space.
587
00:36:24,006 --> 00:36:27,236
Behold and tremble.
The mysterious dictator.
588
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:32,608
Welcome, Your Exalted Magnificence.
589
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:46,476
I, Farnum B., present
the greatest show in the cosmos.
590
00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:48,613
Sing, Penny, sing.
591
00:36:48,718 --> 00:36:51,501
- # Here's to thee #
- Stop.
592
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:56,041
- He has chosen.
- At this moment, he has chosen.
593
00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:59,823
Ten thousand years
we have searched for such beauty.
594
00:36:59,922 --> 00:37:01,810
[ Emissary ]
Step aside, Earthman.
595
00:37:03,026 --> 00:37:06,540
[ Electronic Screeching ]
596
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:15,318
You are the one.
597
00:37:15,414 --> 00:37:18,230
It is you who will be
our Miss Galaxy.
598
00:37:18,328 --> 00:37:21,198
You who will come
to live with us forever.
599
00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:27,128
- Behold your new master.
- [ Shrieks ]
600
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:33,844
Fire? He's nothing but fire.
601
00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:38,042
Ten thousand years we have lived
without beauty on our galaxy.
602
00:37:38,143 --> 00:37:42,901
Ten thousand years we have searched
for such cool, cool beauty as yours.
603
00:37:43,008 --> 00:37:45,692
- [ Gasps ]
- Come with me.
604
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:49,886
- You will be our beauty queen forever.
- No! [ Gasps ]
605
00:37:50,947 --> 00:37:53,119
- Judy!
- [ Shrieks ]
606
00:37:53,219 --> 00:37:55,107
Get away from her!
Get away!
607
00:37:55,204 --> 00:37:57,572
One moment please, sir.
One moment.
608
00:37:57,669 --> 00:37:59,710
What happened to her?
What have you done to her?
609
00:37:59,814 --> 00:38:03,677
Well, it-it's-it's quite all right,
Your-Your-Your Magnificence.
610
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:07,396
Uh-- She merely fainted. The
sight of your handsome visage...
611
00:38:07,497 --> 00:38:09,887
was too much for the girl,
that's all.
612
00:38:09,994 --> 00:38:13,378
Your heated brow.
Those flashing eyes.
613
00:38:13,483 --> 00:38:16,713
- Just give her some time.
- Very well.
614
00:38:16,812 --> 00:38:20,010
- [ Flames Crackling ]
- Prepare her.
615
00:38:20,109 --> 00:38:22,313
I shall come for her
in ten minutes.
616
00:38:30,993 --> 00:38:32,881
Ten minutes.
617
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,150
But beware, Farnum.
618
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,618
If we are not safely away
with her in ten minutes...
619
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:41,328
you and this whole planet
will be destroyed... in flames.
620
00:38:50,936 --> 00:38:52,824
Major? What in the world
is happening?
621
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,808
- Will, let's set the force field.
- Right.
622
00:38:57,146 --> 00:38:59,056
[ Penny ]
Here they come!
623
00:39:05,021 --> 00:39:07,126
All systems are ready, Don.
624
00:39:07,229 --> 00:39:09,084
All right, Will.
You and the girls get below.
625
00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:11,769
- Oh, come on!
- Do as I say! Get below!
626
00:39:13,343 --> 00:39:15,231
Let's go.
627
00:39:19,138 --> 00:39:23,362
Oh, good heavens. They're approaching.
Saints preserve us.
628
00:39:23,459 --> 00:39:27,006
- His men are carrying the prize money.
- Saints preserve it.
629
00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:32,096
- [ Electronic Whine ]
- [ Warbling ]
630
00:39:34,151 --> 00:39:36,356
- [ Whine Stops ]
- Nothing's happening.
631
00:39:36,455 --> 00:39:40,483
- [ Normal Voice ] He is immune.
- I'll double the current.
632
00:39:40,584 --> 00:39:45,671
[ Electronic Whine,
Warbling Resume ]
633
00:39:47,435 --> 00:39:51,179
- [ Electronic Screeching ]
- That's as high as it'll go. He's still coming.
634
00:39:51,277 --> 00:39:55,206
- Do something, booby!
- He is immune, I say. Nothing can stop him.
635
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:59,403
Silence, you cowardly junk!
Major, the lasers. It's our last chance.
636
00:40:01,295 --> 00:40:04,046
No. If I shoot him,
he'll know it's war.
637
00:40:04,145 --> 00:40:08,270
That ridiculous rain contraption
of yours-- it might work.
638
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:12,201
Yeah, there's a chance, but... somebody's
got to stall them for a few minutes. Farnum!
639
00:40:12,308 --> 00:40:15,790
- You got us into this mess.
Get out there and stall 'em.
- What, me?
640
00:40:15,893 --> 00:40:18,130
Yes, of course you.
It's all your fault.
641
00:40:18,229 --> 00:40:21,230
Yes.
[ Chuckles ]
642
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,572
Yes, of course I'll handle it.
643
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:27,896
Don't worry about a thing. The great Farnum B.
will arrange everything for you.
644
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,928
No! I sold his soul.
He'll double-cross us.
645
00:40:31,034 --> 00:40:33,817
Take your hands off me,
you stupid girl!
646
00:40:33,915 --> 00:40:36,982
I'm coming, master!
647
00:40:37,084 --> 00:40:38,972
[ Yells ]
648
00:40:41,918 --> 00:40:43,806
All right, Smith.
Looks like it's up to you.
649
00:40:43,902 --> 00:40:46,586
Me? Certainly not.
He knows I'm not strong enough.
650
00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:51,232
[ Hissing ]
651
00:40:52,961 --> 00:40:56,574
You, sir, my stalwart companion,
get out there and deal with those creatures.
652
00:40:56,675 --> 00:40:59,010
You heard the major,
Dr. Smith. Move.
653
00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:02,208
- Just you wait.
- I said, move!
654
00:41:05,574 --> 00:41:07,430
[ Hissing Continues ]
655
00:41:14,313 --> 00:41:17,183
I can't do it.
I'm frightened.
656
00:41:17,290 --> 00:41:20,258
- What will I say?
- You'll think of something, Dr. Smith.
657
00:41:20,363 --> 00:41:23,779
Of course.
I have a brilliant idea.
658
00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:29,890
Just tidying up. You see,
I wasn't expecting any visitors.
659
00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:33,479
Quickly, ninny, put these on. You shouldn't
have taken them off in the first place. Go!
660
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,368
And come back!
661
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:44,875
Peace, gentlemen.
I come in peace.
662
00:41:44,979 --> 00:41:47,915
You have given us
a warm welcome.
663
00:41:48,021 --> 00:41:51,983
Ah, yes, the force field.
Don't speak of it, Your Worship.
664
00:41:52,085 --> 00:41:55,435
But what is that?
What is he doing?
665
00:41:55,543 --> 00:41:58,959
That? That is music.
666
00:41:59,064 --> 00:42:03,506
You see, when Miss Galaxy travels anywhere,
there must always be music.
667
00:42:03,609 --> 00:42:05,497
Isn't it beautiful?
668
00:42:05,594 --> 00:42:07,482
I do not know.
669
00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:11,988
For ten thousand years, we have lived
in our galaxy without such beauty.
670
00:42:12,093 --> 00:42:16,535
But now that has changed.
Now we will take our beauty queen.
671
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:18,908
Yes, of course, Your Worship.
672
00:42:19,007 --> 00:42:23,002
But as an outstanding doctor
of intergalactic environmental psychology...
673
00:42:23,105 --> 00:42:27,329
I must warn you that Judy
is subject to very high temperatures.
674
00:42:27,426 --> 00:42:30,110
She runs an enormous fever
at the drop of a hat.
675
00:42:30,211 --> 00:42:33,561
If you'll forgive my saying so,
what you really need...
676
00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:37,947
is a beauty queen who is
compatible... and... healthy.
677
00:42:38,054 --> 00:42:41,535
And I have just the one for you.
678
00:42:46,505 --> 00:42:50,303
This lovely, gorgeous creature.
679
00:42:50,410 --> 00:42:54,852
Why, do you know that he can withstand heat
of 400 degrees Fahrenheit?
680
00:42:54,956 --> 00:42:57,510
I mean, she can.
681
00:42:57,612 --> 00:42:59,435
- Can't you, my dear?
- [ Nancy's Voice ] Yes, I can.
682
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:03,080
Come on, baby.
Give us some rain.
683
00:43:03,182 --> 00:43:06,183
And she's already packed
and eager to go.
684
00:43:06,287 --> 00:43:09,321
- Aren't you, my dear?
- Yes, I am.
685
00:43:09,424 --> 00:43:13,200
Stop! Enough!
Miss Galaxy, where are you?
686
00:43:13,298 --> 00:43:15,186
It's not working.
687
00:43:17,491 --> 00:43:19,532
[ Warbling ]
688
00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,772
- [ Warbling Stops ]
- Summon her.
689
00:43:25,302 --> 00:43:27,758
[ Warbling ]
690
00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:32,881
[ Warbling Continues ]
691
00:43:34,905 --> 00:43:37,327
[ Stops ]
692
00:43:56,928 --> 00:44:00,246
[ Hissing, Popping ]
693
00:44:04,131 --> 00:44:06,620
We will go now.
694
00:44:21,097 --> 00:44:23,236
[ Hissing, Popping Continue ]
695
00:44:28,556 --> 00:44:30,662
Come. Take my hand.
696
00:45:04,888 --> 00:45:07,344
[ Cackling ]
697
00:45:17,916 --> 00:45:20,121
[ Gasps ]
698
00:45:24,511 --> 00:45:26,399
Judy.
699
00:45:38,244 --> 00:45:41,092
My soul.
700
00:45:41,189 --> 00:45:46,625
Oh, stars and garters!
I've got my soul back!
701
00:45:46,726 --> 00:45:51,943
[ Whimpering ]
Oh, Judy. Judy, my child, are you all right?
702
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,424
Stars and garters, my foot.
703
00:46:00,363 --> 00:46:02,982
Oh, what a terrible experience.
I'm happy that's over with.
704
00:46:03,084 --> 00:46:05,092
Oh, I'm so glad you girls
have forgiven me.
705
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:08,973
- I was possessed, simply possessed!
- You're all set, Mr. Farnum.
706
00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:12,781
- Your spaceship's repaired and ready for takeoff.
- Oh, thank you, my boy.
707
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,737
Don, I promise I will never be
in another beauty pageant as long as I live.
708
00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:20,177
And do you really promise?
709
00:46:20,274 --> 00:46:23,308
Well, you know, it was sort of fun
having you come to my rescue like that.
710
00:46:23,411 --> 00:46:26,226
- [ Laughs ]
- I know what you mean, Judy.
711
00:46:26,324 --> 00:46:28,976
Sometimes it's just nice
to be noticed for a change.
712
00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,827
You know, the boss has even forgiven me
for selling his soul?
713
00:46:31,926 --> 00:46:36,150
What are you talking about?
I just don't want to lose a good agent, that's all.
714
00:46:36,247 --> 00:46:39,282
Besides, it's time
to start work on our next show.
715
00:46:39,384 --> 00:46:42,233
Good-bye, everyone.
No rest for the wicked, you know.
716
00:46:43,386 --> 00:46:47,894
- [ All Laughing ]
- Come along, girl.
717
00:46:47,996 --> 00:46:50,964
- [ Sighs ]
- Well, we've got some work
we have to finish up ourselves.
718
00:46:51,068 --> 00:46:52,978
- Let's get to it.
- Right.
719
00:46:53,085 --> 00:46:56,152
[ Thrusters Engaging ]
720
00:46:59,424 --> 00:47:01,693
Well, there goes Mr. Farnum.
721
00:47:03,073 --> 00:47:05,791
Good riddance to
that pompous popinjay.
722
00:47:05,890 --> 00:47:08,127
It is devoutly to be wished
that we never see him again.
723
00:47:08,227 --> 00:47:10,748
I'm surprised he didn't stay
for a curtain call.
724
00:47:10,852 --> 00:47:13,536
[ Nancy's Voice ]
Good riddance.
725
00:47:13,637 --> 00:47:18,723
[ Normal Voice ]
Ahem! Ahem! Good riddance, I say.
726
00:47:18,822 --> 00:47:22,085
Oh, the pain,
the pain of it all.
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