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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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Beyond it is another dimension-
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a dimension of sound,
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a dimension of sight,
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a dimension of mind.
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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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of things and ideas.
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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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Yes, sir, we'll get
that information to you
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as quickly as possible.
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I understand.
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Supervisor's office.
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It's cape kennedy.
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I'm sorry, colonel.
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We're still trying
to get agnes working.
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Call us tomorrow.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, mr. Secretary.
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The minute the machine
is back in shape.
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Good-bye, sir.
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Why hasn't
elwood gotten here?
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He's on his way.
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Well, thank heaven
for small favors.
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Good morning, sir.
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Elwood, something urgent
has come up
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and i need your help.
Yes, sir.
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Agnes has broken down
completely.
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We've checked her
thoroughly.
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We can't seem
to locate the trouble.
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Probably her subroutines
need debugging.
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That's what i want you
to find out.
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Suppose we take a look.
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Fred.
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All week.
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Day and night.
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No sleep,
no food.
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I've tried everything...
everything.
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It's all right, fred,
it's all right.
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Are you taking over agnes?
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What happened, fred?
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Why don't you see for yourself!
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That'll get you nowhere.
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Press all her buttons
from now to doomsday.
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That's not going to help you.
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She's been out of her mind
for a week.
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I tell you,
nothing's going to help.
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Go on,
press 'em, press 'em!
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Remarkable.
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State the first
prime number
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larger than
the 17th root
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of
9,000,355,126,606.
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That's right.
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Congratulations,
elwood.
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You did it, you did it.
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You really think you did it,
don't you?
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No, agnes did it.
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Agnes.
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Watch out for that female.
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Look out
for that femme fatale.
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James elwood, master
programmer.
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In charge of mark 502-741,
commonly known as agnes,
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the world's most advanced
electronic computer.
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Machines are made by men
for man's benefit and progress.
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But when man ceases to control
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the products of his ingenuity
and imagination
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he not only risks
losing the benefit...
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he takes a long
and unpredictable step
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into the twilight zone.
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Indicate maximum
permissible velocity
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of the stated
aerodynamic missile.
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Millie!
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Here are the latest statistics,
mr. Elwood.
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Thank you.
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Did you hear about
my newest assignment?
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Yes, of course.
Congratulations.
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She's the greatest brain
of the century.
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She beat the world's chess
champion four games out of five.
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She's the foremost
expert on missile
ballistics.
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She can solve logistics problems
in less than a millisecond flat.
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Of course,
i tell her what to do.
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Oh, how satisfying for you,
mr. Elwood.
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Say, millie...
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um, uh, could you, uh, could we,
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could you have lunch with me
sometime?
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Oh, why, thank you, mr. Elwood.
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I, i really must be
getting back now.
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Uh, millie?
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Why don't you call me jim?
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All right... jim.
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She called me jim.
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Hello, millie.
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Uh...
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half chocolate-covered
cherries, half marshmallows.
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Oh, how sweet
of you
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but i started
my diet today.
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No lunches either.
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How about dinner?
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There's a lecture
on thermodynamics tonight.
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Doesn't that sound like fun?
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Yeah, i'll let you know later.
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Oh, jim?
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Be sure and
get a refund.
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Hello,
mr. Elwood.
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Are you
on a diet?
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Me?
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Not tonight.
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Tomorrow night?
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About 7:00?
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Oh, thank you, millie.
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Good-bye.
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There's no lecture
tomorrow night.
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Where can i take her
after dinner?
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Planetarium.
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She's been there.
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State magnitude
of radiative correction.
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I have stated the problem.
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State magnitude
of radiative correction.
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Answer, please.
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I've asked
an important question.
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Stick to the subject.
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Listen, you may be
an oracle of wisdom
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when it comes to atoms, rockets
and missiles,
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but i don't need an electronic
brain to advise me.
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All right.
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Tell me where to take millie
after dinner tomorrow night.
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No!
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From me?
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Millie's not
that kind of a girl.
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Are you sure?
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The interpretation is that
einstein's theory of relativity
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does not postulate the universe
as infinite
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but as a closed system
of a spherical type.
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Millie?
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Here i am,
jim.
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Did you
get that?
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Millie, i can't read
this chapter to you
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without proper lighting.
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Couldn't we have
some music, jim?
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Well, sure, if you like,
but i thought we might
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compare notes on borstein's
treatise on einstein's theory.
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Hmm?
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Forget einstein
and the universe.
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Your universe
is here with me.
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Now, stand up.
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Come on,
stand up.
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Dance, eh?
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Listen
to that music.
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I used to play trombone
in high school.
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Really?
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Father played
the tuba.
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Confess you feel
something strange.
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Yes, i do.
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You know why?
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Yes, i have
a sore toe.
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Oh, you're
impossible.
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I'm sorry, millie.
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I, i, i wasn't thinking.
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Uh, champagne, huh?
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Elwood!
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You're an idiot.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
i'll get a towel.
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Don't bother,
you've done enough already.
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Thank you for dinner,
i'll see you tomorrow.
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Good night!
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Millie, i'm sorry...
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let me explain...
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consider series of real numbers
arranged in order of magnitude.
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What?
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Oh, oh, very... oh, we...
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we danced and drank champagne
until dawn...
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and we took this taxi ride
all around the park.
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And, uh...
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oh, it's no use.
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I'm a dud.
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I can't even dance.
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I spilled champagne
all over millie.
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I've always been shy with women.
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Now she's angry,
she'll never speak to me again.
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What kind of flowers?
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Translate, please.
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Oh, thank you, agnes.
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You're just like a mother.
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Gesundheit.
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I'm sorry
about last night, millie.
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It won't happen again.
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I'm glad
you like the roses.
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Say, are you catching cold?
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L-i'm aller...
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allergic to roses.
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Oh, millie.
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Elwood, just please, go away.
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And take these roses
with you.
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Gesundheit.
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Agnes, i don't understand.
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No other computer contains
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as much recorded knowledge
as yours.
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You're the star
of all the mechanical brains.
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But...
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whenever i follow your advice
i seem to louse things up.
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Agnes, what's the matter?
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Agnes, stop that.
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Stop it.
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That's ridiculous,
she's a wonderful girl.
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Better girl? Who?
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Who, agnes?
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Agnes, tell me who.
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Agnes, who?
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Who is it? Who?
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Who, agnes? Who is it?
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Agnes? Who?
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Here are 220 pages
of data, curves, graphs,
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the latest astronomical factors
involving the flight.
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Now feed all the pertinent
questions to agnes.
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She has to come up with answers
in a week.
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I guarantee it.
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And remember,
an error of one millisecond
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can cause a 400,000 mile
divergence from the trajectory.
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Do you understand
the problem, jim?
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Yes. Can this
new spacecraft
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execute six
eccentric orbits
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around the planet venus
and return to earth safely.
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Right. Now let agnes
work it out.
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Yes, sir.
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You better be careful here,
agnes.
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Better correct escape velocity
for solar radiation factor.
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Give answer.
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Now, stop that.
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Just give the escape velocity
and forget about millie.
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Yes, yes,
we've got a date tonight.
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The truth is i'm scared.
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I've got to impress her-
it's now or never.
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How?
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Name someone inferior
to me, please.
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Walter holmes?
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Walter with the red sports car?
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Walter with the suntan
and the muscles?
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Introduce walter and millie?
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Are you sure?
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Oh, all right, i'll try it.
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Hello, walter,
this is jim elwood.
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What are you doing
for dinner tonight?
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He insisted
that we stop by
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for a drink
before dinner.
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Come in.
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Walter,
this is millie.
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Millie,
this is walter.
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Elwood,
you didn't tell me
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millie has the most
incredible eyes.
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Tell you?
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Thank you,
walter.
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Come on in,
come on in.
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I'll get the door.
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Nectar for a goddess.
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Looks just like
an ordinary martini to me.
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It is nectar.
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All this time at superdata
and we've never met.
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Shall we make up
for lost time?
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You bet.
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Do you like
sports car races?
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I've never been to one.
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I'm driving
my mustang 500 this weekend.
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Sounds dangerous.
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Danger adds spice
to living
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and my car does 160.
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Astronauts do 17,000
miles an hour.
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17,000.
267
00:16:44,114 --> 00:16:46,081
Would you like to drive
my little bug?
268
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,583
I'd love to.
269
00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:50,335
Hello.
270
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:51,336
Oh, hello t.t.
271
00:16:51,371 --> 00:16:54,840
Yes, he's here,
hold on.
272
00:16:55,090 --> 00:16:57,843
Supervisor, for you.
273
00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,595
Hello.
274
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:03,348
Sorry to spoil your evening,
jim, but this is an emergency.
275
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:05,601
Washington insists
276
00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,603
that blast off of venus project
be advanced three days.
277
00:17:07,638 --> 00:17:09,605
We need your data.
278
00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:10,856
Right.
279
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:12,608
Can you get on it right away?
280
00:17:12,643 --> 00:17:13,609
Good.
281
00:17:13,644 --> 00:17:14,610
See you in an hour.
282
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:15,611
Right, good-bye.
283
00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:19,865
I'm sorry, millie,
284
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:21,366
but i have to get
back on the job.
285
00:17:21,401 --> 00:17:23,118
I'll have to
take you home.
286
00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,370
And deprive me
of taking millie to dinner?
287
00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:26,872
That sounds lovely.
288
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,624
Well, really, you...
289
00:17:28,659 --> 00:17:30,375
just because
you get hung up,
290
00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,127
you don't want
to ruin millie's evening,
291
00:17:32,162 --> 00:17:33,128
do you, old man?
292
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:34,379
No, but...
293
00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:36,131
good!
You're a nice guy.
294
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,633
I hope you understand, jim.
295
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:38,884
Perhaps tomorrow night.
296
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,137
Yeah... sure.
297
00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:46,141
Well, good night.
298
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:47,526
Uh, excuse me.
299
00:17:47,561 --> 00:17:49,027
Uh, elwood?
300
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:51,530
Uh, say, elwood, uh,
301
00:17:51,565 --> 00:17:54,032
you and mill don't
have anything special
302
00:17:54,067 --> 00:17:55,284
going for you, do you?
303
00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:56,785
"Mill"?
Millie.
304
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,287
Well, no, not exactly,
but i...
305
00:17:58,322 --> 00:17:59,538
fine. Fine.
306
00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,540
I don't like to cut in
on closed territory.
307
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:04,042
Thanks for the all clear.
308
00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,794
Good night.
309
00:18:05,829 --> 00:18:08,297
And good luck.
310
00:18:08,332 --> 00:18:13,552
Now, uh, where
were we, mill?
311
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,307
No, no, no!
312
00:18:18,342 --> 00:18:21,310
Agnes, forget
the radiation factor.
313
00:18:21,345 --> 00:18:23,312
Will you concentrate?
314
00:18:23,347 --> 00:18:25,314
Now answer this:
315
00:18:25,349 --> 00:18:28,066
Do new conditions permit
316
00:18:28,101 --> 00:18:33,071
six successful eccentric orbits
of venus and reentry?
317
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,325
Go ahead.
318
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,083
Agnes, concentrate.
319
00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:51,957
All right, all right,
i'll tell you.
320
00:18:56,962 --> 00:18:59,715
Walter and millie had...
martinis
321
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:02,718
and walter took millie
to dinner...
322
00:19:02,753 --> 00:19:05,220
i'm starved.
323
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,722
Why did you tell me
324
00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:10,475
to introduce millie to that...
that sex fiend?
325
00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:14,730
I will not give her up,
i love her!
326
00:19:14,765 --> 00:19:17,733
And what's more, and i'm going
to make her love me.
327
00:19:20,235 --> 00:19:21,987
Has all the new data been
stored in her memory units?
328
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:23,238
Yes, sir.
329
00:19:23,273 --> 00:19:24,239
Fine,
let's get to work.
330
00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:25,490
Ready, jim?
331
00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,745
Question:
332
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,997
Do new conditions permit
333
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:35,500
six successful eccentric orbits
of venus and reentry?
334
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:41,506
What the devil
does that mean?
335
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,759
I... i don't know...
i think it's russian.
336
00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:45,010
What?
337
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:47,262
Wait, please.
338
00:19:47,297 --> 00:19:48,764
Translate into english.
339
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,148
Into english.
340
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,412
She... she's
a little disturbed.
341
00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:04,913
Do something, jim.
342
00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:07,165
We've got to have
that information.
343
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,418
I believe
i can get the answer, sir,
344
00:20:09,453 --> 00:20:11,670
if you'll just leave me alone
with her.
345
00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:12,921
All right, jim.
346
00:20:20,796 --> 00:20:23,548
I'll be fired-
is that what you want?
347
00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:27,552
I don't know what to do.
348
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:30,305
I'm going to get help.
349
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:33,809
Don't go away.
350
00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:44,069
Oh, you.
351
00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,071
I know it's late,
but i need help.
352
00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:47,322
Oh, take it easy, old man.
353
00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:50,325
Jimmy boy!
354
00:20:51,326 --> 00:20:52,577
Uh...
355
00:20:52,828 --> 00:20:55,080
walter,
you're a senior programmer.
356
00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:56,581
Agnes is all fouled up.
357
00:20:56,832 --> 00:20:58,083
I need help.
358
00:20:58,118 --> 00:21:01,336
Sure, anything at all,
old boy, in the morning.
359
00:21:01,371 --> 00:21:02,838
That's too late. Now.
360
00:21:02,873 --> 00:21:04,840
And leave this lovely girl
all alone?
361
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:06,591
Don't be silly.
362
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:08,093
Don't worry, jim.
363
00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:10,595
Wally will help you
in the morning.
364
00:21:10,630 --> 00:21:12,347
Oh, sure.
Well, good night, millie.
365
00:21:12,382 --> 00:21:14,850
I'm sorry...
366
00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:23,358
where did she ever learn
to dance like that?
367
00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:27,362
Millie...
368
00:21:27,612 --> 00:21:31,116
what did i ever do to you?
369
00:21:31,151 --> 00:21:33,618
Why do you want to ruin my life?
370
00:21:33,653 --> 00:21:39,624
Why do you hate me?
371
00:21:39,659 --> 00:21:40,759
Make sense.
372
00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:47,766
Stop speaking in riddles.
373
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:53,772
You mean...
374
00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:56,775
you were jealous of millie?
375
00:21:56,810 --> 00:21:58,777
You wanted me all to yourself?
376
00:21:58,812 --> 00:22:00,779
No, that's impossible.
377
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,030
I'm going crazy.
378
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,284
You're just a machine.
379
00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:09,287
You're just a bunch of grids
and computer circuits.
380
00:22:09,322 --> 00:22:13,792
You're nothing but a bunch
of tubes and data drops.
381
00:22:13,827 --> 00:22:16,545
You're just
a fancy automatic tape recorder.
382
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,046
You can't love or hate.
383
00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:49,578
It's amazing, sir.
384
00:22:49,613 --> 00:22:50,829
Jim elwood is one
of the finest
385
00:22:50,864 --> 00:22:52,330
computer programmers
in the country.
386
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:53,832
So was fred danziger
387
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,584
and he couldn't handle
agnes, either.
388
00:22:55,619 --> 00:22:57,085
I'm positive i can.
389
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:02,090
Elwood!
390
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:06,344
Two and two are four,
shut the door.
391
00:23:06,379 --> 00:23:09,598
Two and four are six,
pick up sticks.
392
00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:11,600
It'll be
all right, jim.
393
00:23:11,635 --> 00:23:14,603
You've been working very hard
and we appreciate it.
394
00:23:14,638 --> 00:23:18,106
How about a long,
long leave of absence?
395
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,358
Meanwhile,
walter will take over.
396
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,361
You?
397
00:23:23,396 --> 00:23:26,364
Oh, no, you don't have a chance.
398
00:23:26,399 --> 00:23:28,366
She knows all about
you and millie.
399
00:23:30,904 --> 00:23:32,871
You haven't got
a chance.
400
00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,377
Watch out for that female.
401
00:23:39,412 --> 00:23:42,380
Watch out for that femme fatale.
402
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,386
He was a good man.
403
00:23:48,421 --> 00:23:50,138
Well, do your best, walter.
404
00:23:50,173 --> 00:23:51,139
Don't worry, sir,
405
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:54,142
i'll have the answers
to the venus project
406
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:55,644
in no time at all.
407
00:24:10,525 --> 00:24:13,528
Advice to all future
male scientists:
408
00:24:13,563 --> 00:24:16,531
Be sure you understand
the opposite sex
409
00:24:16,566 --> 00:24:19,534
especially if you intend
being a computer expert.
410
00:24:19,569 --> 00:24:22,537
Otherwise you may find yourself
like poor elwood,
411
00:24:22,572 --> 00:24:25,540
defeated by a jealous machine,
412
00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:27,042
a most dangerous sort of female
413
00:24:27,077 --> 00:24:29,794
whose victims
are forever banished
414
00:24:29,829 --> 00:24:32,047
to the twilight zone.
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