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Welcome to 110 mhz the flying tigers hour

question: What has a whore

in common with the bus company?

Come on quickly

I've just composed a new song

stop! Don't sing, or I'll kill myself

lung, never mind him go on!

What has the bus in common with a whore?

Anyone paying can get on

why does Dolly have jagged teeth?

Because no dentist can get close to her

what would a bald Michael Jackson look like?

Like an m & m chocolate

Why do africans wear no undies

while eating?

To keep flies away from the food

what is it that is hard when inserted?

But soft when withdrawn?

I don't know

a stick of chewing gum

dirty, cheap, but

with artistic achievement, it's exciting

what is it that is dry when put in?

But wet when taken out?

And keeping people awake too?

I know, picking the nose

shut up! Is a teabag

well done, well done

$25, please

I'm not getting off I want to keep listening

Now it's my turn to sing my piece

my wife is beautiful, my wife is old

chin Cheng, sing to aids

only your song can destroy them

ladies and gentlemen, ti is competing again with the "whore" taxi gang

be there

okay

Drink it

great!

Your turn

come on

hurry up

drink it

are you all right, yun?

Don't overstretch!

Drink

drink it then

come on!

Drink

great, fantastic!

Let lung drink it if you can't go on

nonsense, lung is our captain

it is an honor to drink for him

be prepared to lose the bet

right

Drink it quickly to earn their respect

great!

Already drunk?

Your turn

where's lung?

He will come back for the news

Good

the vinegar's finished

drink it

I can't hold on

you dare to drink Brandy with me

keep drinking vinegar if you've got the nerve

now it's a matter of guts

we may compete in eating

wasabi, pepper

or compete in pissing

what have you got to compete with him?

Lung, come and compete with me

wait

kuei, your front light is still on

thank you

get me a bottle of wine I'll drink with him

emperor hirohito will be buried this afternoon

president bush and representatives

from 150 countries

will attend

good night

Cheng, thank you

don't mention it

kuo, time's up. Let's go

sorry, I liked to help but

lora rejected it on procedural grounds

it's that bitch again

don't talk back!

Yesterday a university student jumped to death

his girlfriend called and wanted to talk to me

you're not on duty let the reporter on duty handle it

well, forget what I've said then

but don't you fuss about how I look on camera

you want me to let appear on camera without bras?

It suits me because I have no bust

better than you

shaking your tits on screen

be prepared for breast cancer if you want a good figure

damn you, bitch

this is not America,

hk people prefer soap opera to news

why is the other station's Monday news program such a hit?

We could be successful

every day of the week

if we have the budget,

we could telecast live from the moon

they have micro wave,

and soon ultra-Sonic

what have we got? Only a telephone line

and it doesn't even work properly

Bastard, staring at her all the time!

Don't drink so much if you can't hold it

whose turn is it tonight to have her?

What? To have her?

Tonight it's her turn to have you

in fact, this tomboy

wants to conquer women

but doesn't have the right approach

she doesn't want men

but owns what men wants

good philosophy

I think of a song "because of that"

lung, tonight's your turn to take care of her

let's go

"because of that"

The world bank

estimates the 3rd world's growth rate

would fall to 3%

from last year's 11%

the four dragons

of Asia are showing

signs of slowing down this year

Jenny tung, arta TV, reporting

an l.P. Gas tank

on tsing yi island

Police and fire services

are helping evacuate people

three estates

were affected

arta TV reporter Jenny tung reporting

All executives over 40

should have annual checkup

awake?

I'm not drunk let's drink again

damn it!

You're awake let me go to the toilet

After pissing, I'm a bit soberer

I want to go to piss too

The proposals include

extending legal aid to

director posts from the 4th to the 5th grade

she really has it

you won't love because you don't want to be jilted

that's like giving up eating

because of constipation

you said that yourself

no more constipation now, I can eat

why do you like her?

I'll remember

what she said to me all my life

what did she say?

She was in my car once, and she said

"wish you luck, chauffeur"

yeah?

Yes, a common remark but

expressed when she stared at me most uncommonly

I dreamed of her for two successive nights

she's my hope

too bad you're not interested in girls

and don't know about love

driving a car is better than "driving" a girl?

Buddy

a girl can be "driven"

is a worthless girl

so I prefer secret love

you know what secret love is?

No

I've been in secret love with her for several months

I dreamed she said to me once:

Come on, lung!

So I must try

to get her attention

you did all the talking

idiot, love me

and see if I know it

Newsroom

is miss Jenny tung in, please?

Wait

I'm Jenny tung. Who's it?

Uncle kuei calling 7th squadron; Urgent

uncle kuei calling 7th squadron; Urgent

I'm lung. Speak up

great robbery on madam street, wanchai

don't ever drive there

Stop

are you going to kowloon city?

No

Don't move

keep calm

keep away!

Don't be afraid. I'm a good man

how's it?

You're hurt

don't worry, although I'm a taxi driver,

I was one of you guys too

let me take

care of you

Why didn't you let me cover that shooting case?

You must be biased

we had someone

to do it

wish you'd marry a man

with big chests

bushy nasal hair

and an avalanche of dandruff

who has nightmares,

gnaws teeth and curses

crazy

Jenny tung, yes

where are you?

Don't tell anybody I'll come right away

Get out

You're...

You know me”?

I'm Chang hsin-lung,

we've met before!

I'm Jenny tung

I'm your idol!

Where's that thug?

Come here

come here

come on

roll camera

Wait a minute let me take him out

well, don't move

let the police fix everything

We may call the police now

please describe

how you caught the thief

you organize what you're going to say first

it's all organized

okay, ready

bang, bang; I ducked left the right immediately

terrific I crouched down immediately

and so did he

I held my breath, so did he

I saw him breathless, and thought something happened

where's lung?

He's gone to make a statement with the police

is that so?

Yes

that tomboy can't control her feelings

if I were she, I'd run my head against the wall

Ti

Want to out drink me? You're welcome

lung's terrific

terrific my ass! He would die for a girl

ti, have you ever loved...

What? Want to fuck me? Want to check me out?

No, take this

what? Be friend with him?

You want to lose your virginity

lung

fantastic!

It's nothing

I've written a song for you

you're a hero today, have a feast you may

stop singing. It's terrible!

Isn't that girl nice?

Super!

In what respect?

Good education, good skin, good figure

you think you're good for her?

I may not be well educated, but I'm intelligent

right, lung is well learned

I wrote a song paying tribute to your wisdom

lung's good, lung's nice, lung's great

that sounds more like talking

you have taste for talent

singing requires skills

breathe from the abdomen

and close, the anus, then sing...

With a smell of shit

said so on the radio

wrong

he said to hold your breath, not anus

there's no difference, same principle

no difference?

Is going to macao going to "anus"?

And you call the last position

in a Blackjack "anus"?

Is "same family background"

the clatter of the anus?

And you take a goalie

for a "burst anus" too?

You've hurt his pride

none of your business

that thug may come out to chop you

what happened?

None of your business

Miss tung, you know me? I'm lung

if you don't mind, let me take you home

you work hard for us,

I should help you

flag down

take me to the police station then

I'm on business

go to the police station then

miss tung, you know me? I'm Mei

if you don't mind, let me take you home

you work hard for us,

I should help you

driver, see where miss tung is going

bye-bye

go, go

miss tung, I have high admiration of you

if you don't mind, let me take you home

go away

out of the way

or I'll get someone to arrest you

never mind. Somebody's coming to pick me up now

thank you, good night

Jenny, are you all right?

You again! Are you going or not? I'll get you

John, don't hit him

the flowers

forget it

Jenny, are you all right?

Jenny, it's for you

hold on. Thank you

how about having tea with me?

You are crazy

Lung calling kuei

kuei speaking. What's it?

Kuei, anything special in Lockhart road?

A gambling joint gives $100

for every customer you send to

good, thank you

impossible. Wait

miss tung?

I'm lung

lung, I'm in a rush!

Mine's more urgent

there will be a robbery at a gambling joint

police arrived yet?

Soon

where?

Lockhart road

wait there, I'll come right away

How's it going?

Coming out

get down

microphone, give me a microphone!

Someone's going to Rob

that gambling house

you can't stop here drive away, please

yes, sir

Let's go

it's dangerous

yes, dangerous

not dangerous

run

hurry up

It really is dangerous

this is first-hand info!

We're not war correspondents

calm down

Roll camera

don't run

after him

where's the car?

Stop

keep away

kuo

watch out

Come on out

no, I'm not doing

come on out

let me help you

can you do it?

I used to take wedding movies for people

don't go away

How's it? Have you taken it?

Yes

go over there

Don't! I'll kill you

get him!

Blood. Over there is a shoe

a knife

over there is a hand have you got it?

Zoom in

there's a head, get it!

The thugs are all gone and police are arriving

come out and get hold of the camera

you're good for nothing

get up. Luckily lung helped us

I'll kill you if we haven't got the pictures

thank you

may I ask you to dinner?

Yes, call me

give me the microphone

Okay, camera

a large gambling house

up here was robbed by

5 vietnamese tonight

the employees chased them

we snapped the fight as we happened to be on the spot

not bad

really?

Try hard to do better

Who is it?

Lung

ti

Sorry,

I was mad at you

it's okay,

we're brothers

I know you're having dinner with miss tung tonight

I come

help you out

good

miss tung is a well-educated girl

she's different from the factory girls you used to know

I'll try to be prudent

wrong, factory girls are conservative

an educated girl

should be more open

so you must be

straightforward

what if miss tung really is liberal?

I'll show you a girl's

erogenous zones

where?

Palm, ear, neck, back and knee

we won't go that far so soon

what if she suddenly grasps

your hand and stares at you?

No

You can never tell

if you grasp her hand and feel her palm

she'll be turned on for sure

let me give you a demonstration

you're different from a normal female

will you react?

Of course not come on, take my hand

Is that right?

I'm coming

okay?

This way?

Okay?

A girl's most sensitive part is the ear

remember to close your eyes when kissing her

otherwise, you'll become cross-eyed

come on

is it okay for me to kiss you?

Don't be mushy. Come on

coming

come on

I'm coming

well, come on

am I right?

Your reaction's funny

why is it so windy?

Did I hurt you?

No, you didn't come on this side

want me to come over again?

You don't go to bed with her that soon!

A girl may pretend to pace up and down

come on, kiss here

come on

Are you all right?

Put on your jacket now

I'm going

Have you made a reservation, miss?

Yes, thank you

go in

Miss tung

you don't recognize me because I am all dressed up!

Right

thank you

sit please

what will you have? Everything's expensive here

but I've saved all my money

for this meal

I'm a vegetarian I have a salad

please, waiter

lung, what a coincidence!

Last time he helped take my mother to hospital

she's all recovered now. Thank god

thank you very much, lung

he's a good guy

you taxi drivers

must get along with people right?

Yes

lung

what a coincidence!

Thanks for taking care of my retarded sister

it took you

the whole day

thank you. I must leave

what a coincidence!

Lung, what a coincidence!

The accident,

my son survived

he's discharged now. Thank you

he wants me to thank you that you didn't hit him that hard

how nice. It was a narrow escape

I must leave

he's a good fellow

why have you so many friends in this restaurant?

They're all my buddies,

but I didn't expect them to do this

it's good to have friends

you were calm that night

no, I am too emotional

a journalistic report

should leave the judgment to the public

I put too much of myself into it

I think it's good to be exciting, just like movies

news coverage is different from movies

no difference the idea is to attract viewers

right

I really wish to cover bigger news stories

what will you have?

One salad, on pork chop

salad, pork chop

I wish I could be a vegetarian all my life

honey

how did you know I was here?

On a tip-off

this is lung. My friend John

boyfriend. How do you do?

Lung? Are you wearing a college tie?

But you sure don't look like my schoolmate

what's your name, sir?

Lawyer liu. What do you do?

Metered vehicle controller

lawyer liu, what do you do?

I'm lawyer

it's my treat

order anything

nobody treats me for over 10 years

I should be paying, I owe lung one

I recently got a case,

taxi driver raping a passenger

you know chen chiang and liu ching-peng?

No

A taxi driver

may have fantasies

especially those about sex

there are bugbears in the legal profession too

but an educated villain

fares better

the judge rules differently. Right?

Is miss tung a university graduate?

A modern family must've at least 2 university graduates

only then they'll have a good future in this computerized society

if I had 2 children,

I'd sure support them to university education

do you know of a survey report?

A taxi driver sits too long is apt to

have testicle defects

this may effects his reproductive ability

you'd better get a medical checkup

Lawyer liu, what will you have?

He asks what you want

I speak as a lawyer

what's wrong with you? You look strange!

Maybe the smell of the taxi

makes me sick

I don't know her

get in first

lung, I must get back to the TV station. See you

lawyer liu, do I smell?

Did we do well just now?

Of course not

I told jokes,

she heard them all

she told jokes in english, I didn't get a word

her boyfriend was there too

for my future I'll offer a reward

I'll pay you $50 if

you keep me informed of anything that's news worthy

then I'll call her at once

she'll be happy

to receive my first-hand info

and call me to her mind

you're being exploited

I've never dated a highly educated person before

this time I must make it

a college girl is beautiful; A college girl is wonderful

let's do the drinking contest again

in what?

Loser drinks it,

let's do foreign conversation

a glass of beer! Why take the trouble?

I'll drink it now

it's urine

what?

Ok, we'll take the challenge

let's speck vietnamese

come on. One who can't make 10 seconds loses

lu fan, start counting

okay, start

Great!

Your turn

easy. You do an opening

the following vietnamese broadcast

is the new government policy

Good, well done

go on. You speak first

let's compete in english

loser drink urine

good morning, sir

can I help you?

Go to Hilton, please

yes, sir

have you been to Hong Kong before?

Yes, I did

this is your tip

god damn it

time's up

thank you, sir

your turn, doctor

I forgot I didn't know english

I'm worse than you

I'm worse than you

drink the piss

english? Why not?

Yes

my friend,

all blood, big pan, see doctor

no taxi, no bus, no Van,

no "dasi"

no quail, no face,

motor car, ball out

walking seven-eleven

good morning, thank you

fuck you, ok?

Great!

What is "dasi"?

Any such word in english?

Bus is "busi", taxi is "taxi"

so, mtr is "dasi"

you're cheating

what?

Yun, hit him

how dare you?

Hit him

how dare you

yun

great!

There's none better than you

Hurry!

Don't get me involved

interview her

there are so many of missing girls

it's not news-worthy

What is it?

What?

You want me to cover this nonsense?

You don't think

spilling shit is unique?

There are more plane crashes than spilling shit

lung, are you going to

the "whore" taxi team race tonight?

No

Lung, what about deep water bay?

No

Lung, you've parked here

the whole night

will you try hard to help me get info?

Stop! Don't go!

Don't worry though I'm a taxi driver

I was one of you guys

what are you doing?

Don't move

you dare to hit a police officer!

Sit for a while

thank you, brother

it's okay

that cop was not badly hurt

otherwise you'd be driving your taxi in prison

yes

the statement's ready

read it over and sign it

miss tung

lung, frankly, I'm grateful for your help

but now my boss and colleagues all call me a fanatic

if keep on doing this,

I'd be out of a job

next time I'll get you some better info

next time?

Be a good taxi driver; That's what Jenny wants of you

don't give her any more info or trouble

sorry

and don't call her any more

goodbye

do you want a ride?

No, I've a taxi

and hope too

taking an overcoat to Thailand?

That damned lora must've done it

a special program

for a poor TV station?

Maybe they want you to take a leave to cool off

will you go with me?

I have court dates

you keep the key

thank you

Miss tung, sorry, let me say 'sorry' to you

why it is not locked?

Who are you looking for?

Miss tung

we're taking a bath

do you like her?

Yes

shame on you! Are you good for her?

Only people from the same background are compatible

college boy for college girl; Architect for architect

cook for waitress; Pilot for stewardess

doctor for nurse

what if you meet a college girl?

What do you want to tell her?

High level for high level, low level for low level

I'm the grassroots level

the grassroots don't mix with the roses

grassroots are for the cows, to be trampled on

roses are for admiration

don't ask if Jenny likes you

ask if you're good for her

John

okay, I'll tell him to go away

miss tung said you're a nuisance

she wants big news, not you

she won't see you any more

go now,

or I'll sue you for attempted burglary

Your company

even beasts bully me

I'm going to get you

Guard office?

Yes

I'm a friend of miss tung, block b, 6th floor!

Help me drive away

that maniac at the staircase

okay

we've got something

Who are you looking for?

Miss tung

she said she doesn't know you

coming to make trouble?

There was a tiger coming at me

tiger coming at you?

Only a cat!

A tiger is of the cat family

don't you know it?

Cat family? Tiger family?

If you didn't know miss tung,

I'd throw you to police

get out quickly

there really is a tiger

get lost!

An intruder

Lung, they thought you didn't come

don't you have to drive a whore to her client?

Not so early

lung, how can you avoid a lost in love?

If you were the only man

in this world

or there were no girls at all

or all men

have disappeared

there's still another way out

Since discovery of

suspected girl's palms yesterday

police continued to find suspected human parts

in three different locations

these human parts belong to different bodies

believed to have been thrown away after mutilation

Jenny, it's for you

thank you

Miss tung, this is lung

so it's you

I want to talk to you

I'm busy now

it's about Hong Kong butcher

how do you know?

It's first-hand info

where shall we meet?

The old restaurant

okay

see you tonight

okay

Miss, have you made reservations

yes

Miss tung

it's been a long time

last time we sat on the same table

yes

sorry for giving you so much trouble

I didn't know missing teenagers and spilling shits are not news

never mind

you like big news?

Of course, the more sensational, the better

I've a news for you exclusively

no thanks a hefty rise in taxi fares?

You don't believe me? Come with me

I've arranged it all for you

What's this?

Ribs

what ribs?

The ribs below a man's chest

calf ribs, hand ribs, leg ribs and spare ribs

you are...

It's a starry night tonight

this scalp...

Don't be afraid, miss tung, I won't hurt you

don't you want big news?

A world exclusive?

I've already arranged everything for you

come to my home put me on camera

I'll take you around to dig them out

the world-famous butcher talks

interview me

did you kill them?

Something wrong

a weak TV station can thrive

not by means of equipment

but by events

the world-famous

butcher agrees

to describe his crimes what's wrong with that?

But if we know the criminal

without reporting it

it means accessory after fact

if I'm an accessory after fact and he kills more people

I've committed a moral crime

and will be ruined

it doesn't seem worthwhile

Are you really giving up?

I won't do anything bad for my reputation

ok, I quit

I'm taking this to the other station

Jenny

I'm taking it to the other station

come back

don't, the other station may hear that

didn't you say it's a scoop of global scale?

If you take it over there,

I'll get fired for sure

and my reputation will be ruined too

Jenny, I've been nice to you

promise me this

consider I know nothing

consider we haven't talked

have everything ready and go to lung's home

I... not!

Anyway, you'll be protected

okay?

Ok

Jenny, it's quite dangerous

Are you ready?

Let me show you something

Can I photograph them now?

I'm Chang hsing-lung, 30, a taxi driver

I killed 6 men from October

last to January this year

I left behind some of the organs at home and

dumped others into the river

I admit I'm a killer,

but not a pervert

I'm more normal than any normal people

but I'm in love with news reporter Jenny tung

she's taping these for me now

when I saw her

at first sight

my right eye was taken away by her

she wanted to get a sensational news

so I killed,

to please her

sit down first

I wanted to use unforgettable method

so I arranged for her to interview me

to introduce my inner self to the world

the tragic mentality of a man who is lost in love

miss tung will rocket to fame for sure

miss tung, don't feel sorry

I did everything by myself

I feel sorry for those six deads

my deepest sympathy to the bereft

they were great they gave their lives to

let me show the power of love

I'll give up and get jailed

but can imprisonment clear me of my crime?

No, it can't

that's not being fair to the murdered

photograph me

if I killed myself before the TV camera

wouldn't it be more sensational and helpful?

Don't be silly, don't...

It won't work

keep away

go on

keep away

if you don't, I'll stab harder

who'd take care of you if I were dead?

It'd be a pity to leave you alone

don't die, don't die

come here. Let's get married

don't!

Let's die together

come here, let's die together

and we'll marry in hell

come here

open up

what happened? How come?

Please go in

police superintendent chen, lung's still alive?

Yes

why don't we prosecute him?

It's over 48 hours

that's why

I've released him

released him?

We have all evidence against him

now, what about my TV special?

In the bottle is the human flesh

why no evidence?

Look closely. There are 4 of them

this is pork, this, beef,

this, pig and tripes

this is the famous Shanghai chicken

none of the things found in his house

is traceable to the deceased

what about the skeletons unearthed?

They are props only, mr

why did he stab himself

with a switch-blade?

He set it up for the sake of your Jenny tung

we must sue him as a matter of routine it could be real

have we got

enough evidence?

Have you ever been reprimanded by the judge?

Suing someone

who bought pork, beef and chicken

all the Hong Kong people will be in jail then

what now?

We've already sold our special to stations all over the world?

My reputation's ruined

Jenny tung, you don't have to go on

police supt chen, did the suspect say

anything happened to Jenny tung in the house?

What do you mean?

Did the suspect threaten her, for instance

to do something against her will?

According to his testimony

she did everything in his home

of her own volition

sorry

did he do it to her?

Do what?

Having sex

having sex?

I tried to take her statement on that

she dept smiling without answering

outrageous!

He's coming out

get over there

why did you make such a serious joke?

Because I was anxious to see miss tung

have you been secretly in love with her for long?

That's an embarrassing question

would you kill for her?

No, I don't have the guts

the real killer is still at large

do you think what you did

would stimulate the killer to do something else?

I know the killer's motive well

according to my psychological research

but it's too dangerous to talk too much about that

is the man from Monday news here?

I'll kill you

Kill me

All wiped out

John

The line has been cut

It's full. Go away

do me a favor, it's urgent

it's overloaded

thank you

Go away, it's full

Someone wants to kill me, sir

you again?

Yes, you don't believe me?

No, but I'll take your record first

what's your name?

My god!

I already said I didn't do anything with him

never mind if you don't believe it

not my fault

miss tung, this is lung

you're now in danger let me come and explain

creep, don't let me see you again

if I do, I'll eat your flesh

again and again

nuts

What are you up to? Let me lock up the back door

You've ruined me

I was scorned and lost my boyfriend

even the TV station has fired me

the weak TV station is getting weaker

get out when you wake up

Go now

how can you get out so soon?

Someone wants to kill me,

and you too

go now

just now that...

Who?

I hit...

Go now

go now

hurry up

Thanks for your help you take care

I'll find a place to hide

bye-bye

Everyone has his choice

give me back the key

Jenny

does it hurt?

Why are you still here?

Where are you going?

Any place that's safe

come with me

close the window

wait for me

lock it up

tsai, ti

stammer boy, where's ti?

She went to shenzhen, will return tomorrow

shit!

What are you doing?

Someone wants to kill me and Jenny tung

I must find a place to hide

call...

It won't help to call police they don't trust me

I must leave

wait, go to my family's house in yuen long

where we barbecued last time?

Right

don't tell anybody!

Bye-bye

I'll be with you after work

thank you

How's it?

We have a place to hide hold the key

stammer boy, it's closing time go now

with wine, I stay no wine, I go

why are you so fluent now?

Have you been here before?

I think so

Not bad

What shall we do now?

Let's settle here for tonight

would that killer follow us up to here?

No, yun's robust, and a 6th grader in karate

if the killer comes, he would kill him

I feel cold

cold? I'll go outside to get some fire wood

Not so cold now?

Why do you love me?

I don't

you don't?

You gave me first-hand info, false info too

you played a killer and feigned to kill me

now someone's really coming to kill me

and I've lost my job

you did all that and you said you don't love me?

I have no nerve to love you

I worship you

when was that?

One day, when I watched TV news and saw you sitting elegantly

like an angel singing holy night

and you stared at me and smiled

I touched the TV set, and it was cold

but your smile was so warm

you've never seen the rude side of me

a jacket on top and shorts at bottom

I know you wore no bras three times...

Blind men's eyeglasses

is that so?

Yes, on 24/3/1988, 14/7/1988

and 17/1/1989

What's so funny?

I didn't laugh, you laughed

you're the one who fooled me,

you're the one who saved me

and you're the one...

Who love me most

miss tung, you don't have to love me

just because I love you

I have a small request

what do you want?

Can I kiss your cheek?

Thunder! Thunder!

Don't be scared!

I'll do it right next time

got anything to eat? I'm very hungry

wait

Let me

What for?

Shall I slice some pork for the noodles?

Go now. Enough

why don't you leave?

Yun is the butcher

he killed many and put the organs inside

go now

don't play that trick again!

Would you want an interview again

or get another house to hide?

Don't fool me

I am not

Go now

I'm back

why are you back so late?

You're cooking, let me help you

it's hot. Open the window

There are mosquitoes

I'm scared of mosquitoes

don't worry

no mosquitoes with windows closed

the ceiling is high here

my grandma hung herself here

you're getting on well in your feelings

they're done. Sit down and eat

Long live, lung!

Same to you

lung, are you cold?

No

You'll feel better after eating

You don't like these dishes?

I have something better you've never tasted before

wait

It's human flesh!

Good, I preserved it in high-grade shaohsiung wine

Don't try anything foolish

Eat, it's nice

Eat

eat more if you're hungry

Eat

It's nice, really nice

eat some more then

okay

It's nice, eat some more

Enough

eat, eat them up

eat

Lung,

why do you always go against me?

Sorry, lung

you always teach me how to do things right

I'll never forget you

let's go for a walk and see

if we can meet new girls

okay

wait, have some more

What now?

Take your time

Help!

Don't, please don't!

Help!

What's it?

Let me down and fight it out

come on. I'm not afraid of you

let's be civilized

Jenny, lung, where are you?

Come out

Who are you?

Wake up!

I'll charge you with imprisonment and rape

I'm a lawyer. Let Jenny go

I'm the owner of this house lung is my friend

he and miss tung schedule a candlelight engagement

they are so happy; They're stoned

what? Engaged to her? Just who he is?

A lowly paid taxi driver

lung can switch jobs to please miss tung

switch jobs! Why, he's still a cabbie

nobody with $30,000 a month

is good enough for Jenny

cabmen have questionable

psychosis or physique

one or both

$10,000 for you to get miss tung in the car

I'll drop the imprisonment charge, okay?

Not good enough

all right. Another $20,000 and tell me

whether they held each other's hands

no

Did they kiss?

No

Really no?

Really no

they made a scene in here

once out...

They looked proper and prim

dirty, filthy!

That tomboy is the worst

she made Jenny

suspect me

what tomboy?

That woman who drives a taxi

you called her names?

Right! $30,000 for beating her up

what for?

I'll give you $100,000!

I'm also a taxi driver

you insulted my lover

I'm a pervert, so what?

You like her

I'll put you two in a jar

Yun

how did you come here?

Peter at the bar said lung would be here

the lawyer came to the bar for lung and miss tung

so I take him here

want to do lung and tung a good turn?

You set them free, please

no

Then what are you after?

Unless...

I'll teach you girls' erogenous zones

for you to seduce them successfully

lung, are you all right?

What's that?

Unless...

I know

you want my virginity?

You get it. But set them free

take me and they get free it's a deal

lung, listen, listen carefully

remember the one who surrenders

her virginity for your sake

remember her, lung

all right, we go

Strip!

Make it snappy!

Continue; Faster, faster!

Take the clothes off!

Take it off. Strip!

Lung, don't forget the one

who takes off her bra for you!

I've stripped down. Your turn

take off!

Okay, strip

eye stab, throat lock, ballsy probe

coming!

Go now

miss, think carefully is there something else?

No, that about wraps it up

thank you

not necessary

I don't think I'm good enough for you

as I can't ditch the girl

who sacrificed herself

goodbye

this interview must be great news bye

ti

What's that?

Why staring like that?

You are naughty

ti

How are you?

Fine

we're tit for tat