Original subtitles

Uh...hmm?

Oh, thanks so much for catching my important bird.

Here's your money.

Do you need a receipt or do you want a thumb print?

SAVINGS WARRIOR CASHMAN

Now calculating. Wait a moment.

Don't forget to take your bank statement. Thank you.

It won't be long before I can go back to planet Biretojin.

What are you doing?

Huh?

Why are you imitating Cashman?

Shampur!

Don't even think you're close to being Cashman...hmm?

What? How do you have so much money?

Did you rob a bank or something?

But I'm a cop!

How the hell did you save up so much with your salary?

Ah, that's...

I'll go with you so let's go talk to the police.

I didn't do anything wrong!

Mmm...hey, Chapat-san,

tomorrow's my birthday. Can you buy me a gold necklace?

Chapat-san, aren't they beautiful?

She bought earrings too, damn it.

If I keep doing this, I'll lose all the money I've saved.

I used all my savings to buy gold, but it's still only half...

But! It's much better than spending money on that girl!

Don't leave a single gold bar!

Chapat! Go to the 38th street Slope Bank right now!

There's a robbery in progress! They're taking all the gold bars.

Gold bars?

- They look kinda odd. - They might be foreigners.

No matter, we've gotta arrest them!

F-Fall back! Fall back right now!

W-What?

The Universe Police have warrants out on those monsters.

That's Obide and Leoste.

Why are they here on Earth...?

Ah! They're looking for gold too, huh?

Good. I'll get a huge bonus if I catch them.

Time to transform! It's showtime!

SAVINGS WARRIOR

CASHMAN!

- Branch manager. - Eh?

I'll get rid of them and get all the gold back.

Huh?

Really? That'll help us a lot.

About the price, the enemies are monsters, so...

- let's say 2,000,000. - 2,000,000?

Uh, 1,500,000...

No wait, 1,230,000...

If you can get all of it back, I'll give you half of the gold.

Half?

Yes.

If I get half of all that gold, the spaceship will be fully charged,

and I can buy souvenirs for my friends back home, too!

Today's not your day, Obide and Leoste. I will kill you guys.

You are...!

Ahhh! It's Cashman! Cool!

- Why are you alive? - We shot you down!

It's true that you guys damaged the fuel system on my spaceship,

but luckily I was able to land on this planet and survive.

Mmmm... but luckily I was able to land on this planet and survive.

You might have beat me in the air, but it's a different story on ground.

Hahaha. We'll see about that.

Obide, sir! Ah, how dare you!

I'll cut you in half!

Stop resisting and give up.

Ahhh, he's so amazing!

Mmm...ah!

Oh, if you want this girl to live, stop right there.

Hm. You guys still fight dirty.

Uh...Cashman...

- Leoste, good job. Let's go! - Yes sir!

Don't even think about moving!

- This girl will die. - Mmm...

Ah...eh?

Cashman!

Ah! The gold!

We're too heavy!

Sir! Throw some of the gold into the fuel tank. You'll get more power.

Alrighty! Haha...

Huh...ah...I can't believe it! Such a waste of gold.

We're still too heavy. We don't need this girl anymore, throw her out.

Huh? No! Stop, stop!

Cashman!

There we go...

Ah, Cashman! I'm here! Help me!

Huh...ah...

for real?

You're an asshole! How dare you choose gold over me!

Which is more important to you? Me or gold? Ah!

Which is more important to you? Me or gold?

She's so loud.

C-Cashman! What the hell was that? You chose gold over me, didn't you?

- I'm so disappointed! - Want me to throw you out?

Nope.

Stop! Stop throwing all the gold out! That's half of my salary!

Hmm. That should be good.

Shampur, can you hold the steering wheel so that it won't move?

Sure.

Cashman held my hand...

H-Hey! Pull up! Pull up!

Damn it! The fuel!

How dare you!

W-What?

How dare you throw my gold everywhere...

Leoste, shake him off!

That's not going to get rid of me.

Cashman!

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...

- Stop resisting! - Why don't you stop!

Haha! I did it!

Huh?

My bad. I'm taking your ship.

Cashman! You did it!

Ahhh! I'm going down!

Spaceship detected.

Missile locked on.

Huh?

S-Shampur!

Ah! Shampur, stop!

What the...?

Oops, did I do that?

Ah...the gold...

Cashman! You're OK!

I'm so glad you're OK.

But I'm the one who defeated those space monsters.

Cashman, make sure you tell everyone that I did it.

- That's a fact. - This woman is bad luck.

I lost all of the gold.

- Huh? - W-What's wrong?

- We're out of fuel. - What?

We're going to hit that rock!

Shampur! Give me your necklace and earrings.

Huh? N-No!

This spaceship uses gold as fuel. Hurry up!

Mmmm...

Do you want to die?

Make sure to replace them.

Good.

Damn it, Cashman!

Huh. When am I going to be able to go home...?

Hi, Chapat-san!

Hey, Chapat-san...

can you please do me a favor?

- The gold necklace... - Here.

You're giving me your savings? I'm so happy!

Huh? W-What the hell is this? Hey, Chapat!

W-Wait.

What happened to all the money? Huh, where's he going?

Chapat! Mm. Stupid.

His savings account is empty.

When will he be able to go home to planet Biretojin?

Go, Chapat! Fight on, Cashman!

Presented by: SHITEATERSUBS

Translated by: Ken Agatsuma

Timed by: shiteaterbubibinman

Thanks to: Amer

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