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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Elements 21.5. 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 And the routine total 3 00:00:15,001 --> 00:00:20,999 for Plymouth A is 78.700. 4 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,000 This is start number four representing - Rushmore A. 5 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,999 Ray? My God! Ray? 6 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Bollocks. 7 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,999 Tell me you're almost home. 8 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,000 You may need to start without me. 9 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:58,999 I got, I got held up. 10 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 I have started without you. 11 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,000 I mean start the interview. 12 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Are you watching... 13 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Yeah. It's what I expected. 14 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:09,999 You're a reckless idiot. 15 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,999 Next time, hero, let the grandma fall down the stairs. 16 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,999 Get dressed. 17 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,999 -He's on his way Gemma. -Use the siren. 18 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 It's not an emergency. 19 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,999 It is an emergency. I don't see you any more. 20 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,999 That's an exaggeration. 21 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I don't want a lodger. 22 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 There's barely enough room for us. 23 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:30,999 Yeah, well, we need the money, so... 24 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,999 Can't we just declare bankruptcy? 25 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,999 Fake our deaths, move to Bali? 26 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I miss you. 27 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,000 How close are you? 28 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,999 How close are you? 29 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 I could get there. Don't hang up. 30 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Seriously dude. Marry her. 31 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 999 mode activated. 32 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 - My God. - 33 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 - Do you want some - breakfast? 34 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Excuse me. 35 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 I'm Ray. 36 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,999 Ray. Yes, hi. 37 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,999 -Hi... -Hi. Hi. Erm... Yeah. 38 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 - The girl's coming to view the room, so were gonna - have to be quick. 39 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:12,000 Fuck. 40 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 And that's Gemma. 41 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,999 Ray... Err... Coffee? Tea? 42 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,000 -Erm, tea? -Tea. Great! One tea for Ray. 43 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 - Sorry. - 44 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,999 She's just getting dressed and screaming into a pillow. 45 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,999 Erm, I'm sorry, I'm always early. 46 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,500 No. No. This is actually probably a good ice-breaker 47 00:05:51,501 --> 00:05:53,999 for the right person, 48 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 seeing your prospective landlord's vagina. 49 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,999 I wasn't referring to Gemma as... 50 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I was not calling it an ice-breaker, or... 51 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 So, err, do you work nearby or... 52 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,000 Erm... I'm retired. 53 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Okay really? 54 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:13,999 Yeah. And you are, erm, a florist? 55 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 I'm trousered now so... 56 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,000 - You have every right to be untrousered in - your own flat... 57 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:20,000 - If you take the room I promise you'll never - have to see that again. 58 00:06:20,001 --> 00:06:21,999 Yeah. We'll make it part of the tenancy agreement. 59 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 - -Is that an offer? -We should interview - you first. 60 00:06:24,003 --> 00:06:26,000 - You can't interview someone who's just - seen your vagina... 61 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:27,999 Stop. 62 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 - Gem, the best you can ask for is an informal - chat, right? 63 00:06:29,003 --> 00:06:31,000 - -Can we all just forget about my vagina? - -Yes. 64 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:33,000 -No. -Seriously, what do 65 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,999 we need to ask? 66 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,999 You want me to interview myself? 67 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,999 He's just come off a nightshift 68 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,999 and I'm flustered for no reason. 69 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 - Yeah, plus, everyone else we've met has - been clinically insane. 70 00:06:44,001 --> 00:06:45,000 Are you clinically insane, Ray? 71 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Does pyromaniac count? 72 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,999 - That's a joke, - 73 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,000 it's funny, we're clicking, this is going well. 74 00:06:54,001 --> 00:06:55,999 So, erm, I can make the rent. I can give a deposit. 75 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:00,999 I don't smoke. I'm tidy, I'm respectful, I'm quiet. 76 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 I try to be a good person. I'm 30 years old and 77 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:04,999 I still live with my parents, 78 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,999 so... Desperate. 79 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,000 - Yeah and you promise not to mention anything - about Gemma's vagina? 80 00:07:10,003 --> 00:07:11,999 -Promise, nothing. -Fuck both of you guys. 81 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Do you have any questions for us? 82 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,999 No. 83 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I already know too much. 84 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 Yeah. 85 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,999 What can she mean she's retired? 86 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 - See her bruises? She might have - a bad boyfriend. 87 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Or girlfriend. 88 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm just saying, she might have. 89 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 We had phone sex. 90 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,000 I had phone sex. 91 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 - -For fuck's sake, Kieran. Again? - -What? 92 00:07:52,003 --> 00:07:55,000 Yeah. You should see the other guy. 93 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:00,000 - It was an old lady, Gem, and she's fine now. - All right... 94 00:08:00,003 --> 00:08:02,000 Saviour for the fucking needy. 95 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,999 How is that a bad thing, though? 96 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 - 'Course you want to give this battered - woman the room. 97 00:08:07,003 --> 00:08:08,999 Fucking Damsel-in-Distress. Just your type. 98 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 - Says the woman with her knickers off, hoping - our new lodger's a lesbian. 99 00:08:11,003 --> 00:08:14,999 Yeah, you're right. I can't keep living this lie. 100 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 This six-year hetero blip is over, and I'm back 101 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:20,999 on the muff. 102 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,999 I'm late for work. We'll argue when we get back. 103 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,999 Yeah, sure. What else would we do? 104 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Not fuck. 105 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,000 You're too injured and I'm too gay, apparently. 106 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 The hell is this? 107 00:09:00,001 --> 00:09:01,999 This is Asher, Chef. My cousin. 108 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,999 Can he hang out here? 109 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I'll end up training more people than I'm serving. 110 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:06,999 Are you smoking weed? 111 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 -No. -No. 112 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 It's 8:00 a.m. 113 00:09:11,001 --> 00:09:13,000 I haven't been asleep yet. 114 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,999 -Thank you, Tom. -See you. 115 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 See you on Tuesday. Bye. 116 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,000 All right Asher. Take off your jacket and - help me with the chairs. 117 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:38,000 Right, grab the last two. 118 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Okay, Gemma, this is all mad. 119 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,999 You've heard this before. 120 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,999 No. I was born in 2002. 121 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 - What? No you weren't, 'cause... - No. I was. 122 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,000 My God, I'm old. 123 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,999 This is to remind you that you're mortal, 124 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,999 next time you feel like being a reckless twat... 125 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 Dick! 126 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,999 We won't be able to argue when the lodger moves in. 127 00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:01,000 Better make the most of it, then. 128 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Another night shift? 129 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,999 If we can't make time to argue, then what even are we? 130 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,000 - I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, - but I have to go. 131 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000 Don't be too brave. 132 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Good morning. 133 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 Good night. 134 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 My God! 135 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Pull yourself together Mick. 136 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Okay. Okay. 137 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Well. Moira does have a flair for the dramatic. 138 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 It's a big change for Moira - and the team. 139 00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:47,000 It's a big change for everyone. 140 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,999 It's too fussy. It needs to be simple. The point is the food 141 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,999 and the people and that this isn't yet another 142 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,999 overpriced hipster gentrification nightmare. 143 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 - Not that I don't want those customers, I just - don't want to, you know, 144 00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:10,999 price out the locals or be part of the problem... 145 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 - --Chef, someone's here - for an interview? 146 00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:15,999 Victor, can you get the phone? 147 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Properly. Like I taught you. 148 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,999 -Um, hi. -Hi. 149 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000 -You're a student? -Yeah postgrad. 150 00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:25,999 Goldsmiths. Design. I've worked in cafes before. 151 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,999 What do you think of this? 152 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,000 - -It's too fussy, right? -I'm just, I'm here - for a waitressing job. 153 00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:35,999 You're over-qualified. 154 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 How is that, how is that a problem? 155 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,999 All right, so we go simpler. 156 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Paint the walls, new lighting... 157 00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,999 Err, it's that, it's that front you need to sort 158 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,999 cos I just, I just walked right past the place. 159 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,999 Exactly. People still think we're a lawyers. 160 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,999 Okay then, start with the front. You could... 161 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Yeah okay, Nick can you just let me. 162 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 - -Can you work a coffee machine? - -Yeah. 163 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Okay, tell me, 164 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 how much are we talking? 165 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,999 Just don't understand, how, 166 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,999 how can this cost £500 to paint a sign? 167 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 If you want it done - properly, Gemma. 168 00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:13,999 If you want a professional job... 169 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,999 Argh! You must know I can't afford that, Caroline! 170 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,999 Hello. What the hell is happening? 171 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,000 - Gemma, if you don't want me to die at work I need to... - Sleep. Between. Shifts. 172 00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:27,999 Gem, she's not trying to screw you... 173 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Why does everything cost money? 174 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 Here, let me... -I've got this. 175 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,999 You know, for what you're paying 176 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,999 you could have a place to yourself in Aldershot. 177 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I don't need reminders that I have wasted my life. 178 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,999 You're an Olympian. You've met the Queen. 179 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,000 - You've achieved more in your 30 years than some have - achieved in their entire lives. 180 00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,000 You should have stopped me. 181 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,000 - If you're looking for ways to blame your problems - on supportive parents, 182 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 then you should see a therapist. 183 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 And we'll send you the cheque as we always do. 184 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,000 Jesus, Mathilde. 185 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 What? What did I say? 186 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 My baby. 187 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 -What is this stuff? -Very niche sex toys. 188 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000 It was very nice meeting you both. 189 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000 We'll take good care of her. 190 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 -Bye. -Bye. 191 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 What are you doing? 192 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Station. 193 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Mick wants you to have the car. 194 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 You use it more than I do. 195 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Dad, I won't need a car in London. 196 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Drive safe, Momo. 197 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Thank you. 198 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,000 You are a silly, soft man. Come on. 199 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,000 We should tell her about the broadband. 200 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,999 That it's too slow for pornography? 201 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000 The password, you pervert. 202 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,999 -Hi. -Hey. Hey. 203 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Hi, well... welcome home. 204 00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,999 Thank you. 205 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Are there any more boxes outside? 206 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,999 No. I'm going to... 207 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,999 I need to prep for lunch. Yep. 208 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,999 Erm, do you want help with that box? 209 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000 I'm okay. 210 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,500 -Your new lodger is seriously... 211 00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:24,000 -I will kill you. 212 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Again, you are taking the mick you know... 213 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,999 Hi, is everything okay for you guys? 214 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,999 We're good. Thank you. 215 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,000 - So, I seem to be working here now but we haven't talked - about hours or pay. 216 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:41,000 Long hours, low pay. Just give me one second. 217 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 - Are we gonna address the way - you just looked at her? 218 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:55,000 Should we address the way you just looked at her? 219 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,000 I don't expect you to not notice that she is obviously, 220 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,000 objectively, aesthetically... 221 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000 I've noticed that. 222 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,999 It's not going to be a problem for me. 223 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 Is it going to be a problem for you? 224 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,999 -Answer quicker. -Are you unhappy? 225 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,999 It just shouldn't be this hard. 226 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,999 We're working every waking minute and 227 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 can't afford to put up a sign or pay our 228 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,999 mortgage 229 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,999 without taking in a stranger. 230 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 I feel like we're at breaking point. 231 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 -What, us? -No, everything. 232 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000 I need to go out for a bit. 233 00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:44,000 Don't. Please don't just disappear. 234 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 You could've moved onto - my aunt's houseboat 235 00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,000 if you wanted somewhere cramped and cluttered. 236 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 It isn't that cramped, look... 237 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Hey, that's my lamp! 238 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,999 I thought you gave it to me. 239 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 - --Careful. You'll lose the - deposit on your cupboard. 240 00:22:05,003 --> 00:22:06,999 It's not a cupboard. 241 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 - Do you have all the details about the - job tomorrow? 242 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,999 -Moi? -Ray? Ray? 243 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,999 -Moira? -Are you there? 244 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,999 The WIFI is crap. 245 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Ray, if you can hear me, I'll meet you there at 10:00. 246 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000 Wilson? Am I in your shirt? 247 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000 - Sorry. I didn't know how to mute you and someone - just came in. 248 00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:43,000 Kind of intense to be thrust into your bellybutton. 249 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,999 How is everybody? 250 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 The same! Everybody's always the same! 251 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,000 Forget them. Forget us all! 252 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,999 You've escaped! You're in London, having adventures. 253 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,999 You're an adventuress! 254 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 255 00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,000 Don't be late. Love you! Shave your legs. 256 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,999 Right. No. come on. You three. 257 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,999 Three? -Yes, you. 258 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,999 Kitchen duties, now. 259 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Wash your hands. I want to show you something useful. 260 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 -Hey. -Hey. 261 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Thank you. 262 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,999 You sure you don't mind? Nan gave it to you. 263 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,999 Yeah, so mum couldn't pawn it. 264 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Nan would fully endorse this decision. 265 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 - -Don't you want to... -If a man wants to - take on me 266 00:24:15,003 --> 00:24:16,999 and Danny he can damn well buy me a new one. 267 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 There you go. 268 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,999 We used to play "weddings," do you remember? 269 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Yeah. 270 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,999 Pillowcase on my head. Didn't I marry... Ricky P? 271 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,999 - In that first placement? - Ricky P, yeah. I officiated. 272 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,999 - I hope she says yes. - You're an arsehole. 273 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,999 I hope she can overlook your many, many flaws... 274 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Okay, enough of that. 275 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 - I don't know, I put loads of flour and - it's still not working. 276 00:25:07,003 --> 00:25:09,000 No, listen to me. Are you wanting to do - it properly or not? 277 00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:10,999 Yes. Yes, Chef. 278 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Yes, Chef. Pass that to me. 279 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Yeah. Unless you want - to have a go at this? 280 00:25:14,003 --> 00:25:15,999 Do you want to have a go at this? 281 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Yeah. Nice. 282 00:25:17,001 --> 00:25:20,000 Okay, there. Don't pull it up. 283 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,999 Yeah. You can put the spoon. 284 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,000 - And then just tuck it through the back and - tuck it underneath. Perfect. 285 00:26:01,003 --> 00:26:04,999 You need to throw this away. Guys please concentrate. 286 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 - We'll just chuck this away like I said. 'Cause you don't - need to use this any more, 287 00:26:07,003 --> 00:26:09,999 because you've ruined it. Right, chuck this out. 288 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000 - Asher is going to get your apprenticeship, Victor. - Pay attention, yeah... 289 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Hey, um... Thanks for today, Chef. 290 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 You're so welcome, Asher. 291 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Where've you been? 292 00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:41,000 Wait, I smell like fish guts. 293 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,999 When can you finish? 294 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,999 -I'm done. -Can we go out? 295 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 What, now? Aren't you exhausted? 296 00:26:48,001 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah, I'm practically dead. But I miss you. 297 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,999 Somewhere cheap. - 298 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,999 Wow, yeah, fish guts. 299 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,999 --Hey! 300 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,999 You've got a date. I'm taking you out. 301 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,000 - Ooh! Va va voom... - Va va voom... 302 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Hey. 303 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Hey. 304 00:27:13,001 --> 00:27:14,999 How you settling in? 305 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000 - Great! I'm watching a wildlife documentary. - It's quite traumatic. 306 00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:21,999 We love this show! 307 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,999 We call it "Nature's Bastards." 308 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,999 We're going for a drink. 309 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 That sounds amazing, 310 00:27:27,001 --> 00:27:29,000 I'm so bored. Do I have time to shower? 311 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,000 - Um, yeah. - 312 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Of course. 313 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000 No. We need a night... 314 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,999 We need a night of just us. We need to talk. 315 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,500 I know, but this is the situation that we 316 00:27:51,501 --> 00:27:53,999 find ourselves in. 317 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,999 Are we... Now? 318 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Yeah. Quickly. And quietly. 319 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,000 I'll be five minutes. 320 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:17,000 Okey-dokey. 321 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Jesus, Maria Jose! 322 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Okay, I need to... More... Put on face... 323 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Where are we going? 324 00:28:48,001 --> 00:28:50,000 This place Gem used to work at. It's nice. 325 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 It's really quiet. 326 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,999 Should we... Should we go for a quieter drink? 327 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,000 -Do you want to go? -Yes. 328 00:29:06,001 --> 00:29:07,500 -Do you want to go somewhere else? 329 00:29:07,501 --> 00:29:08,999 -Stay? 330 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,999 -Are you sure? -Yeah, why? 331 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I am guessing that this is your first - night out in London? 332 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,999 Everyone looks amazing. 333 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 - That's Jason. That's Jason. - Gemma knows him. 334 00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:21,000 - My God that's Jason! - Hi! Hi! 335 00:29:21,001 --> 00:29:22,000 That's great. 336 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 We finally made it out, babe, thank you! 337 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000 They're really good. 338 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 Shall we stay? Let's stay, let's stay 339 00:29:36,001 --> 00:29:38,000 Let's stay, let's stay, yeah. 340 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 I love you, Gem. 341 00:29:40,001 --> 00:29:42,000 Love you. 342 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 - I have to wash my hands, actually. - Sorry... 343 00:29:59,003 --> 00:30:01,000 -No, you are not in my way. -What did I do? 344 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,999 My God, what have you done! 345 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Your hair is so knotty... 346 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Shit! 347 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,500 Are you okay, hon? 348 00:30:12,501 --> 00:30:13,999 What did you lose? 349 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,999 A ring. 350 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,500 Nobody move! Nobody move! 351 00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:18,999 Loose jewellery! 352 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000 - Gemma! -My... Jason. 353 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,999 What happened here? 354 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000 - They were gonna close and they let me do - a drag night on a Friday 355 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,999 and we smashed it, now it's the whole weekend! 356 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 I used to work here with Jason. 357 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 -Ray. Hi. -Hi, nice to meet you. 358 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 So did you and Kieran finally... 359 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,999 She's our lodger, you twat. 360 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Oops. 361 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Excuse me. I am sorry. 362 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Check under my skirt... Is it... No. No. 363 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I do! 364 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,999 Thank you. You're amazing. 365 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000 - Now you may kiss the bride. - Congratulations. 366 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Gem, I want to talk to you about something. 367 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,500 -You pillock... -Can we go 368 00:31:33,501 --> 00:31:36,000 somewhere quieter? 369 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,999 What? 370 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Thank God. She's a dork just like us. 371 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,999 Speak for yourself, dork. 372 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000 - I have never been to a drag night before - and it's really fun! 373 00:31:52,003 --> 00:31:54,999 Never used to be like this. We haven't been here in ages. 374 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Haven't been anywhere in ages. 375 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,999 My God... I have crashed your date. 376 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,999 -I am so sorry. -Ray, you haven't. 377 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,999 I'm an idiot, I am so sorry. 378 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,999 - Don't be silly Ray, come on. - I'm going back to the flat. 379 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 -What? -What? 380 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:11,999 -Stay. Stay. -Stay. 381 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,999 All right. All right. Welcome. Welcome. 382 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,999 Welcome friends and lovers. 383 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,500 You're all very welcome. Even this adorable trio 384 00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:30,999 of interlopers. 385 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,999 Tell me which one of you's the unicorn? 386 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000 Only kidding, only kidding. I don't really care. 387 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 What does that mean, "unicorn"? 388 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Now I wouldn't be here, 389 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,999 and none of you glorious queens would be here 390 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,999 were it not for the legendary, 391 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,999 the pioneering Ms Nina Fahrenheit. 392 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,999 Move over! 393 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000 What does that mean? 394 00:32:54,001 --> 00:32:55,999 I have no fucking idea. 395 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 The UK drag scene owes her a huge debt. 396 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 Come say a few words, Midge. 397 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,999 Hi. 398 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 Some of you may know 399 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,500 that Nina Fahrenheit was known to her family as 400 00:33:19,501 --> 00:33:22,000 Graham Buchanan. 401 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,000 I am Graham's sister. 402 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,500 Two days ago we scattered some of Graham's ashes 403 00:33:29,501 --> 00:33:32,000 on the Heath. 404 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,000 But we've yet to say goodbye to Nina. 405 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 I feel like shit. 406 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I really appreciate you not making fun of me. 407 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Why would we? 408 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000 People think it's camp and stupid. 409 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000 Have you seriously not googled me? 410 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 That's kind of irresponsible. 411 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 It's none of our business. 412 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000 And I couldn't find anything. 413 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 You googled Ray, not Ramona. 414 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000 You're a spy. 415 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Let's get this over with. 416 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000 - I am going to get whatever cocktails take - the longest to make. 417 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000 What if we just don't look? 418 00:35:08,001 --> 00:35:10,000 Yeah. We could just not look at it. 419 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 You got any lash glue, Jason? 420 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,999 I've sweated these right off. 421 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Must be going through the change. 422 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 I am... I'm sorry about your friend. 423 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,999 I told her, skydiving's for the young. 424 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,000 -So you live with them? -I moved in today. 425 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,999 Shit. 426 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 There's a whole team of her. 427 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:51,000 Babe... She was awesome... 428 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 A unicorn is... 429 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 You know how the odd-one-out's a lemon? 430 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000 You mean a gooseberry? 431 00:36:03,001 --> 00:36:05,000 A unicorn is the opposite. 432 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 I don't understand. 433 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:18,000 It's the third party who makes it, you know, a party. 434 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 What's that one? Accident? 435 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,999 What happened? God. 436 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 - Is she gonna be okay? - Is she gonna be okay? 437 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Those are on me. It's rare to meet a unicorn. 438 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 That's because they're mythical. 439 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 - The way they're looking at you, you're definitely - not a lemon. 440 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Do you believe in signs? 441 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 What, like from the universe? 442 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000 -Do you? -Yeah. 443 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 I should have quit after the Olympics. 444 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,999 I could have gone to college. 445 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,999 Retrained. Had a life. 446 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 You have a life. 447 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,999 Not like you two. 448 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000 You've been places, done stuff. Had adventures. 449 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,999 And I've been in a pool the whole time. 450 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 I ignored every sign saying stop. 451 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 Not any more. 452 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Next instruction I get from the universe, 453 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 I am going to listen. 454 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000 My God. 455 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Wait, don't rub it, I know this! 456 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 It was crazy... Fuck. 457 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,999 So, this for hair, and coconut oil for the skin. 458 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 I can't believe this knowledge has a 459 00:38:30,001 --> 00:38:32,000 real-world application! 460 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000 -Am I doing this right? -Yeah. 461 00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:36,999 -Then what? -And then with water. 462 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,999 End up like a mermaid. 463 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,999 -Is it not coming off? -No. 464 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 You've gotta put oil on first. 465 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000 I shouldn't have gone to the pool that day. I knew it. 466 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,500 I'd been pushing too hard for too long. 467 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,000 I couldn't keep up. 468 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Does it hurt? 469 00:39:09,001 --> 00:39:10,999 No, it's okay... 470 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000 It's like yours. 471 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Angry drunks, falling grannies... 472 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 He's kind of a hero. 473 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Yeah. Mine's less heroic. Bigger, though. 474 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000 How about you? 475 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000 Or is she perfect? 476 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,999 -Sorry... -It's fine. 477 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000 She is. 478 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 She is perfect. 479 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,999 Err, I... I'd better... 480 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,999 Yeah. We'll let you get to it. 481 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,999 - Good night. -Night. - Thanks for the tip. 482 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Good night, Ray. 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