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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,148 --> 00:00:03,342 Adult Adam: The '80s gave us the multiplex... 2 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,303 10 glorious movies under one roof, 3 00:00:05,328 --> 00:00:06,960 a heaven where you could literally spend 4 00:00:06,985 --> 00:00:10,065 a whole day inside, delighting in mystery, action, 5 00:00:10,101 --> 00:00:11,867 and some of the greatest films ever made. 6 00:00:11,906 --> 00:00:13,906 One for "E.T." One for "Indiana Jones," please. 7 00:00:13,941 --> 00:00:14,940 One ticket for "Mannequin". 8 00:00:14,976 --> 00:00:16,242 One for "The Lost Boys", please. 9 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,810 One for "Weekend at Bernie's". 10 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:22,414 They put sunglasses on a corpse. [Chuckles] 11 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:24,683 And then a movie came along that changed everything 12 00:00:24,711 --> 00:00:26,873 for countless young men on the verge of adulthood. 13 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:28,954 "Porky's!" Oh, yes! 14 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,726 Hell, no! 15 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:34,293 Do you realize that movie is packed with potty language, 16 00:00:34,328 --> 00:00:37,496 adult situations, and Florida attitude? 17 00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:39,064 Yeah. That's why I want to see it. 18 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,966 Not with those beautiful and innocent eyes. 19 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:43,187 One's kind of wonky. The other one's all right. 20 00:00:43,289 --> 00:00:45,070 Point is, no "Porky's." 21 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,473 It's rated "R," and you need my permission, 22 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:49,541 which I will never, ever, ever give. 23 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,843 Well, in a few years, I won't even need your permission. 24 00:00:51,937 --> 00:00:52,978 I'll just rent it on Beta. 25 00:00:53,132 --> 00:00:55,600 Well, not if I contact every video store in the state. 26 00:00:55,625 --> 00:00:56,664 Well, I'll legally change my name. 27 00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:58,484 Well, then I'll do a mass mailing for your photo. 28 00:00:58,519 --> 00:01:00,443 Well, then I'll have extensive plastic surgery 29 00:01:00,468 --> 00:01:01,053 and change my face. 30 00:01:01,088 --> 00:01:02,288 Well, then I'll hire the A-Team 31 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:03,756 to capture you and bring you home. 32 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:05,268 Well, then I'll hire Delta Force 33 00:01:05,293 --> 00:01:06,692 to combat your precious A-Team. 34 00:01:06,727 --> 00:01:08,585 What's going on with you two? 35 00:01:08,632 --> 00:01:11,163 What's going on is, you're a good boy. 36 00:01:11,429 --> 00:01:14,300 And if I say that movie isn't appropriate, then you'll listen. 37 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,601 ♪ 38 00:01:15,636 --> 00:01:18,237 [Gasps] What about "Annie", huh? 39 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:20,178 I hear you singing "It's A Hard-Knock Life" 40 00:01:20,203 --> 00:01:22,992 every morning when you make your poopalas. 41 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:24,242 But my mom was on to something. 42 00:01:24,412 --> 00:01:26,779 That little redhead would be our perfect cover. 43 00:01:26,814 --> 00:01:28,847 Okay. Just got our "Annie" tickets. 44 00:01:28,968 --> 00:01:31,050 Now all we got to do is sneak into "Porky's." 45 00:01:31,163 --> 00:01:33,937 This is it. The last time we'll see each other as boys. 46 00:01:34,093 --> 00:01:36,437 Bear witness to the end of my innocence, bro. 47 00:01:37,058 --> 00:01:39,725 Okay, no one panic, but I'm like 99.9% sure 48 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:41,476 that ticket guy is on to us! 49 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:44,430 You're freaking out. 50 00:01:44,465 --> 00:01:45,460 I am not! 51 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,066 Then why is your voice all high and squeaky? 52 00:01:47,101 --> 00:01:48,562 That's just how I sound now. 53 00:01:48,632 --> 00:01:49,935 Stop yapping and come on already. 54 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:51,537 Wait! We missed the first minute! 55 00:01:51,572 --> 00:01:53,706 All the naughty stuff will be way less enjoyable 56 00:01:53,741 --> 00:01:56,041 if we don't understand how it fits into the story! 57 00:01:58,045 --> 00:01:59,244 It was one of those moments 58 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,413 that show you what you're made of. 59 00:02:01,449 --> 00:02:03,187 Was I gonna stay a scared little boy, 60 00:02:03,684 --> 00:02:05,601 or would I become a man? 61 00:02:07,888 --> 00:02:10,255 No, Annie! There's no way to go but up. 62 00:02:10,291 --> 00:02:12,187 How is this not rated "R"? 63 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:13,866 This wasn't in the stage production. 64 00:02:13,894 --> 00:02:16,039 I was not prepared for this. 65 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,198 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 66 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:22,568 ♪ but nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 67 00:02:22,603 --> 00:02:25,371 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 68 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:26,805 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 69 00:02:26,841 --> 00:02:30,460 ♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 70 00:02:31,273 --> 00:02:33,245 It was February 10, 1980-something, 71 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,881 and Valentine's Day was right around the corner. 72 00:02:35,916 --> 00:02:38,017 Barry, you know I love you, but please don't be an idiot 73 00:02:38,052 --> 00:02:39,351 and go crazy on Valentine's Day. 74 00:02:39,453 --> 00:02:40,562 - I mean it. - What? 75 00:02:40,788 --> 00:02:42,755 All I asked was if there was anywhere to park 76 00:02:42,790 --> 00:02:44,156 a hot-air balloon on your property. 77 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,457 I'm serious. 78 00:02:45,562 --> 00:02:46,578 I'm not one of those girls 79 00:02:46,603 --> 00:02:48,585 who likes big public displays of affection. 80 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,710 Just keep it small, okay? 81 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,748 Back then, keeping it small meant 82 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,933 my brother's only option was the love-a-gram. 83 00:02:55,226 --> 00:02:56,769 It made the cool kids feel cooler 84 00:02:56,804 --> 00:02:58,971 and the lonely goobers feel even lonelier. 85 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:02,341 Hey, uh, I'd like to send a flower to chemistry class for, 86 00:03:02,906 --> 00:03:03,476 um [Chuckles] 87 00:03:04,311 --> 00:03:05,101 Yourself? 88 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:08,475 It's okay, Naked Rob. You'll find love one day. 89 00:03:08,882 --> 00:03:09,882 Hey, man. How you doing? 90 00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:11,593 Uh, I'm fine. 91 00:03:12,195 --> 00:03:13,632 Gah! You're always, like, right there. 92 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,234 Enough already. Okay? 93 00:03:17,187 --> 00:03:19,591 Look, just do what every high-school boy on the planet does. 94 00:03:19,773 --> 00:03:20,726 Get her flowers. 95 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:22,795 You want me to get Lainey flowers? 96 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:25,123 They're nature's trash! They don't even do anything. 97 00:03:25,148 --> 00:03:28,257 Trust me. Every girl loves roses. 98 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:29,968 [Singsong voice] Erica Goldberg! 99 00:03:30,004 --> 00:03:31,870 I got roses for you! 100 00:03:31,906 --> 00:03:33,272 Crap. Why?! 101 00:03:33,307 --> 00:03:35,007 Don't you just love V-Day? 102 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:36,241 Ooh! Here. 103 00:03:36,277 --> 00:03:38,617 I got 100 roses from your secret admirer. 104 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:39,710 100?! 105 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:41,281 Come on, man! 106 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,749 How mysterious and sexy. 107 00:03:43,784 --> 00:03:46,367 Not to mention bulky and unwieldy. 108 00:03:46,429 --> 00:03:47,109 Who knows? 109 00:03:47,321 --> 00:03:49,421 Maybe today, your secret admirer will reveal himself 110 00:03:49,457 --> 00:03:51,957 and you'll realize that love was under your nose the whole time. 111 00:03:52,179 --> 00:03:54,293 Or I tell him that I have no feelings for him at all 112 00:03:54,328 --> 00:03:56,328 and we shake hands and go our separate ways. 113 00:03:56,423 --> 00:03:58,601 Or you kiss him 'cause you realize you're soul mates. 114 00:03:58,898 --> 00:04:00,304 Or I knee him in the coin purse 115 00:04:00,468 --> 00:04:01,875 because now he's getting creepy. 116 00:04:03,601 --> 00:04:05,070 [Sighs] I was so close. 117 00:04:05,273 --> 00:04:05,937 Were you, though? 118 00:04:06,173 --> 00:04:07,773 ♪ 119 00:04:07,808 --> 00:04:09,441 While Erica was breaking hearts, 120 00:04:09,477 --> 00:04:12,277 my friends were bragging about breaking in to "Porky's". 121 00:04:12,313 --> 00:04:15,021 I feel like "Porky's" graphic adult content wasn't blatant. 122 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:15,906 It was earned, you know? 123 00:04:16,054 --> 00:04:18,335 I feel like, at its core, it was a story of friendship. 124 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,985 Mm. And boobs. 125 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:23,355 Not to be this guy, but Kim Cattrall is so hot. 126 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:25,304 Pbht! Know who's even hotter? 127 00:04:25,593 --> 00:04:26,792 Miss Hannigan from "Annie". 128 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:28,727 I mean, not in a conventional way, 129 00:04:28,762 --> 00:04:29,962 but there's something there. 130 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:31,765 This is just sad, pal. 131 00:04:32,162 --> 00:04:33,194 Murray: I can't believe it. 132 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,343 The boy saw "Annie" instead of "Porky's." 133 00:04:36,718 --> 00:04:38,337 My lord, you raised a wuss. 134 00:04:38,656 --> 00:04:40,772 Me?! He's your son! 135 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,342 I take a casual, non-committal approach to parenting. 136 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:45,043 You're the one in the trenches. 137 00:04:45,079 --> 00:04:47,880 He's not a wuss. He's a good boy. 138 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:48,875 Too good! 139 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:50,983 Now's the time for taking chances 140 00:04:51,018 --> 00:04:52,618 and spreading his wings a bit. 141 00:04:52,945 --> 00:04:54,386 Would you rather take over? 142 00:04:55,085 --> 00:04:56,121 Let's not get crazy. 143 00:04:56,157 --> 00:04:58,157 How about that scene in gym class with Ms. Balbricker? 144 00:04:58,359 --> 00:04:59,892 - That was crazy! [Laughs] - Yes! 145 00:04:59,927 --> 00:05:03,000 You want to talk crazy... Carol Burnett. 146 00:05:03,242 --> 00:05:05,197 She acts, sings, and dances. 147 00:05:05,232 --> 00:05:07,166 She's a Swiss army knife of entertainment. 148 00:05:07,304 --> 00:05:09,476 Okay, yeah. That was full wuss right there. 149 00:05:10,117 --> 00:05:11,742 So, I wasn't a bad boy. 150 00:05:11,984 --> 00:05:13,038 But at least my girlfriend 151 00:05:13,073 --> 00:05:14,973 always appreciated my sensitive side. 152 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,576 Geez, I wish I was gonna see you on Valentine's Day. 153 00:05:17,611 --> 00:05:19,710 You know what's just as good as me going to Seattle? 154 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:21,680 A 10-minute phone date where we eat the same pasta 155 00:05:21,715 --> 00:05:24,016 and watch the same episode of "Diff'rent Strokes." 156 00:05:24,051 --> 00:05:25,843 It's really not. [As Arnold Jackson] Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Dana? 157 00:05:27,523 --> 00:05:28,587 [Timer dings] 158 00:05:28,882 --> 00:05:29,890 [Normal voice] Dang it. That's time. 159 00:05:30,062 --> 00:05:31,557 Aw. Just a few more minutes? 160 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:32,484 I can't. 161 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:34,026 You know how crazy my parents get 162 00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:35,627 about the long-distance bills. 163 00:05:35,663 --> 00:05:37,445 It's, like, a huge rule. 164 00:05:37,623 --> 00:05:39,304 Some rules are made to be broken. 165 00:05:42,234 --> 00:05:43,101 What the hell was that about? 166 00:05:43,289 --> 00:05:45,637 I think he's saying you can break the rule and we can keep talking. 167 00:05:45,773 --> 00:05:47,039 No way. He's bluffing. 168 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:48,000 Not bluffing. 169 00:05:49,351 --> 00:05:51,554 What kind of crazy mind game is this?! 170 00:05:51,679 --> 00:05:52,617 Maybe it's not a game. 171 00:05:52,742 --> 00:05:54,046 Oh, it's a game. 172 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:54,859 Not a game. 173 00:05:55,101 --> 00:05:56,014 He said it's not a game. 174 00:05:56,050 --> 00:05:57,562 It's worse! It's a trap! 175 00:05:57,609 --> 00:05:59,084 It's not a damn trap! 176 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,253 It's a trap, and I'm gonna hang up and win! 177 00:06:01,288 --> 00:06:03,021 But he said... [Dial tone] 178 00:06:04,058 --> 00:06:05,429 My god. What are you doing? 179 00:06:05,523 --> 00:06:06,992 What am I doing?! What are you doing?! 180 00:06:07,027 --> 00:06:08,414 Get out of my head, man! 181 00:06:08,492 --> 00:06:10,046 Adam, you're a good kid. 182 00:06:10,421 --> 00:06:11,882 But sometimes, you got to take a risk, 183 00:06:11,937 --> 00:06:14,585 like breaking the phone rule or going to see "Porky's". 184 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:15,400 Shh! 185 00:06:15,578 --> 00:06:17,869 Don't say the "p" word when the "m" word is around. 186 00:06:18,039 --> 00:06:19,835 My point is seeing an "R"-rated movie... 187 00:06:20,335 --> 00:06:21,974 That might be a rule that's okay to break. 188 00:06:22,009 --> 00:06:23,508 Hey, I break plenty of rules... 189 00:06:23,544 --> 00:06:25,410 Jaywalking, I once ran with scissors. 190 00:06:25,446 --> 00:06:28,180 They were safety scissors, and I lied about the jaywalking. 191 00:06:28,215 --> 00:06:30,664 So lying! Lying is on the list now. 192 00:06:30,804 --> 00:06:31,583 Okay. That's it. 193 00:06:31,773 --> 00:06:33,485 Tomorrow, I'm taking you to see "Porky's." 194 00:06:33,734 --> 00:06:34,720 What about Mom? 195 00:06:34,755 --> 00:06:35,755 She'll never find out. 196 00:06:35,789 --> 00:06:36,960 What's going on in here? 197 00:06:37,023 --> 00:06:37,623 "Porky's!" 198 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:38,835 What? "Porky's!" 199 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:39,858 Pork and beans. 200 00:06:39,893 --> 00:06:41,727 The boy wants pork and beans for dinner. 201 00:06:41,898 --> 00:06:44,062 It's tuna taco Tuesday. 202 00:06:44,098 --> 00:06:46,978 But... I can move some things around. 203 00:06:47,416 --> 00:06:49,431 Good suggestion, my little angel. 204 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,338 Boy, you're really not good at this. 205 00:06:53,374 --> 00:06:55,507 While I was being forced to break the rules... 206 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:56,744 Psst! Hey, dummy! 207 00:06:57,645 --> 00:07:00,744 [Laughs] You looked! Means you're a dummy. 208 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:01,980 But seriously, I need your help and advice. 209 00:07:02,016 --> 00:07:02,881 Come on. 210 00:07:02,916 --> 00:07:04,549 Erica was about to discover 211 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:06,681 that Barry broke into the A.V. club room. 212 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:09,888 Okay, I know you told me to buy Lainey flowers, 213 00:07:10,087 --> 00:07:12,666 but that's just too small a gift for the love of my life. 214 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:16,061 Luckily, I figured out the perfect Valentine's gift to get her. 215 00:07:16,096 --> 00:07:17,896 A new boyfriend? Burn! 216 00:07:17,931 --> 00:07:19,865 I don't agree with your insult, but I respect it. 217 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,600 Anyway, I was watching MTV, 218 00:07:21,635 --> 00:07:24,202 and this crazy genius video popped up. 219 00:07:24,580 --> 00:07:27,406 And there it was... the answer I was looking for. 220 00:07:30,144 --> 00:07:31,410 ♪ Hello ♪ 221 00:07:31,445 --> 00:07:33,679 "Hello"? How is this the answer? 222 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,180 -♪ Is it me you're looking for?♪ - Lainey loves Lionel. 223 00:07:35,215 --> 00:07:36,515 And this video right here 224 00:07:36,550 --> 00:07:38,550 is the most romantic story ever told. 225 00:07:38,585 --> 00:07:39,618 Granted, Lionel is cool 226 00:07:39,653 --> 00:07:41,620 and can pull off a striped sweater, 227 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:43,822 but this whole video is, like, super weird. 228 00:07:43,857 --> 00:07:47,259 33 years before Adele, this was the "Hello" 229 00:07:47,294 --> 00:07:50,429 that took the world by storm thanks to Lionel Richie. 230 00:07:50,464 --> 00:07:51,464 ♪ I love you ♪ 231 00:07:51,498 --> 00:07:53,198 He's in love with a blind girl. 232 00:07:53,233 --> 00:07:55,400 He follows her through the halls, and she has no idea. 233 00:07:55,436 --> 00:07:56,728 It's so romantic. Is it? 234 00:07:57,004 --> 00:07:59,267 Yes! And she loves him, too! 235 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,540 Just look at the sculpture she made of his face. 236 00:08:01,575 --> 00:08:03,197 It's scary but sincere. 237 00:08:03,259 --> 00:08:05,911 What does this have to do with Valentine's Day or anything? 238 00:08:05,946 --> 00:08:07,713 Duh! I'm gonna be just like the video 239 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,047 and make Lainey a Clay bust. 240 00:08:11,985 --> 00:08:13,418 Oh, it's wonderful. 241 00:08:13,454 --> 00:08:15,454 Woman: This is how I see you. 242 00:08:15,489 --> 00:08:17,422 The point is, stop while you're ahead. 243 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:20,025 Trust me. Girls don't like it when a guy tries too hard. 244 00:08:20,298 --> 00:08:21,159 What up, what up? 245 00:08:21,195 --> 00:08:23,158 Guess who's all about V.D. today. 246 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:24,896 Wait. That sounded really bad. 247 00:08:24,932 --> 00:08:26,598 I've got math class, Geoff. What do you need? 248 00:08:26,736 --> 00:08:29,001 Me? Nothing. Just thought you'd need something from your locker. 249 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:29,701 Nope. 250 00:08:29,737 --> 00:08:32,134 Well, maybe just check to see that everything's okay. 251 00:08:32,658 --> 00:08:33,572 Why wouldn't it be okay? 252 00:08:33,607 --> 00:08:34,509 Just open it! 253 00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:35,907 [Sighs] 254 00:08:38,278 --> 00:08:39,745 [Screams] 255 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,146 What the hell?! 256 00:08:41,181 --> 00:08:43,615 Doves. Someone must like you. 257 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,869 Dear lord! They pooped all over my stuff! 258 00:08:46,072 --> 00:08:48,754 It's like a bottle of Elmer's glue exploded in there. 259 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,369 Geoff, this has to stop. 260 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,330 Don't worry. I-I'll go get some paper towels. 261 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,345 Geoff to the rescue. I'm such a good guy. 262 00:08:55,041 --> 00:08:56,884 Adult Adam: While Erica was trying to ignore Geoff, 263 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,564 my dad just wanted me to ignore the rules. 264 00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:00,595 All right, son. 265 00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:02,298 I'm not looking. 266 00:09:02,469 --> 00:09:04,269 Now's your chance to go see your jiggle movie. 267 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,251 What? Aren't you coming with me? 268 00:09:06,689 --> 00:09:07,639 Who's gonna buy me a ticket? 269 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:09,875 That would defeat the whole purpose! 270 00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:11,110 You got to do this on your own. 271 00:09:11,145 --> 00:09:12,744 You buy a ticket for "Annie", 272 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:14,579 and then you sneak into "Porky's". 273 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:15,580 Easy-peasy. 274 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:17,244 But I just saw "Annie". 275 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:19,317 You think they'll believe I'd see that garbage 276 00:09:19,353 --> 00:09:20,452 twice in a week? 277 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:27,025 Even better. Now it's free. 278 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,700 Now you're telling me to cheat the theater 279 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:29,795 out of the price of a ticket? 280 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,496 All right. That's it. I've had enough. 281 00:09:31,532 --> 00:09:33,665 You go see that movie now or you're punished. 282 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:36,635 What?! You can't punish me for not breaking the rules! 283 00:09:36,670 --> 00:09:37,720 Move it now! 284 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:38,501 Fine! 285 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:40,582 But I'll never forgive you for helping me get into 286 00:09:40,607 --> 00:09:42,574 the movie I've been dying to see. 287 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,289 Even though I was doing exactly what my dad said, 288 00:09:48,314 --> 00:09:51,455 for the first time in my life, I felt like a total rebel. 289 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,617 Show time. 290 00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:55,111 That is, until someone interrupted the movie. 291 00:09:55,423 --> 00:09:56,955 Excuse me. Pardon me, everyone. 292 00:09:56,990 --> 00:09:58,455 I hate to interrupt your smut, 293 00:09:58,826 --> 00:10:00,926 but my innocent little boy is in here. 294 00:10:01,087 --> 00:10:02,227 [Gasps] She's here! 295 00:10:02,262 --> 00:10:03,884 I know you're in here, Adam! 296 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:05,939 A mother always knows. 297 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:07,032 Surrender! 298 00:10:07,251 --> 00:10:07,900 Oh, balls. 299 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,334 I don't mean to judge any of you, 300 00:10:09,369 --> 00:10:10,455 but you're all terrible. 301 00:10:11,548 --> 00:10:12,804 Best of luck. 302 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:15,827 Valentine's Day was fast approaching, 303 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,556 and Barry had finally found the perfect gift for Lainey. 304 00:10:18,658 --> 00:10:20,197 How long have you been here? 305 00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,228 Been in here since the crack of dawn, 306 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,580 but it'll all make sense once you see my masterpiece. 307 00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:25,410 ♪ Hello ♪ 308 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:26,745 - [Music stops] - [Screams] 309 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:28,330 Was that a scream of delight? 310 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:29,595 That was terror. 311 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:31,986 Seriously, this thing is gonna haunt me forever. 312 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:32,603 In a good way? 313 00:10:32,634 --> 00:10:33,830 Who gets haunted in a good way? 314 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:35,176 Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams." 315 00:10:35,423 --> 00:10:37,078 Okay, that was a fantastic example. 316 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,783 But this thing is beyond disturbing. 317 00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:39,431 Thing?! 318 00:10:39,478 --> 00:10:41,149 It looks like sloth from "The Goonies" 319 00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:42,750 got botched plastic surgery. 320 00:10:42,786 --> 00:10:43,830 It's clearly Lainey. 321 00:10:43,926 --> 00:10:44,658 Lainey?! 322 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:46,666 It looks like someone sat on a puppet 323 00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:47,855 from "The Dark Crystal." 324 00:10:48,001 --> 00:10:48,587 Damn it! 325 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:49,587 Okay. I know what I got to do. 326 00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:51,876 See, the girl in the video was blind. 327 00:10:52,212 --> 00:10:53,791 I've been looking at Lainey with my eyes 328 00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:55,884 when I should really be looking at her with my hands. 329 00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:57,564 The hands are the eyes of the arms. 330 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:59,119 I don't know, man. 331 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,205 This whole thing is just so off the rails. 332 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,493 Ceramics, am I right? Can we talk about us? 333 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,142 There isn't an us. 334 00:11:05,439 --> 00:11:07,134 And you're, like, terrible at icebreakers. 335 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:09,707 Cool. Cool. So, I've come to a major life decision. 336 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,186 We're done. Sweet. 337 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,439 You do realize what that means. 338 00:11:13,634 --> 00:11:14,797 Now you have to just sit back 339 00:11:14,822 --> 00:11:16,728 and watch me date a parade of hot ladies, 340 00:11:16,753 --> 00:11:17,994 knowing in your heart that you missed out. 341 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,494 Well, live and learn. 342 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:21,141 Okay, but you're making me uncork 343 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:22,576 all this charm I've been hiding! 344 00:11:22,611 --> 00:11:24,611 ♪ 345 00:11:24,646 --> 00:11:26,713 Hey, hallways, am I right? 346 00:11:28,657 --> 00:11:30,931 You broke my rules, you broke my trust, 347 00:11:31,259 --> 00:11:32,509 and you broke my heart. 348 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,681 The bad-boy triple axle. 349 00:11:34,856 --> 00:11:36,509 Well, gold medal, bad boy. 350 00:11:36,692 --> 00:11:38,337 You are grounded for a month. 351 00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:41,142 No Nintendo, no telephone, no snuggies. 352 00:11:41,229 --> 00:11:42,996 What?! You can't do that. 353 00:11:43,031 --> 00:11:43,697 You're right. 354 00:11:44,232 --> 00:11:45,932 I'm not gonna deny myself snuggies 355 00:11:45,968 --> 00:11:47,673 just because you love perverted cinema. 356 00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:51,271 We can snug, but still... No Nintendo and no telephone. 357 00:11:51,306 --> 00:11:52,439 But Sunday's Valentine's Day. 358 00:11:52,474 --> 00:11:54,341 I have a whole phone date planned with Dana. 359 00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:56,509 Well, too bad. And if you think I'm angry, 360 00:11:56,545 --> 00:11:58,267 just wait till your dad gets going. 361 00:11:58,478 --> 00:11:59,813 This is gonna get ugly. 362 00:11:59,947 --> 00:12:01,982 You're gonna hear it! Brace yourself, boy! 363 00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:06,886 I am so proud of you. 364 00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:08,121 Please. Don't be. 365 00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:09,222 Oh, but I am. 366 00:12:09,257 --> 00:12:10,757 Go and make Mom unground me. 367 00:12:10,792 --> 00:12:12,392 Oh, I can't do that. You broke the rules. 368 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,493 Because of you! 369 00:12:13,528 --> 00:12:15,528 And you have my respect. 370 00:12:15,564 --> 00:12:16,529 I don't want it! 371 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,366 I want to have my first Valentine's Day with my girlfriend. 372 00:12:19,401 --> 00:12:21,201 You are angry and defiant. 373 00:12:21,236 --> 00:12:23,069 And it makes my heart full. 374 00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:24,704 No! Stop! Empty your heart. 375 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:26,573 Way to go, son. 376 00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:28,408 Don't call me "son" with pride ever again. 377 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,509 Son. 378 00:12:29,544 --> 00:12:31,277 You really want me to break the rules? 379 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:33,480 That's exactly what I'm going to do! 380 00:12:33,515 --> 00:12:37,951 And so, I started my life as a rule breaker, big-time. 381 00:12:37,986 --> 00:12:39,619 One ticket to Seattle, please. 382 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:40,695 My girlfriend lives there. 383 00:12:40,722 --> 00:12:41,921 You flying alone today, kid? 384 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:45,025 Uh... Is that a problem? 385 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:47,093 Nope, but you can meet the captain, 386 00:12:47,129 --> 00:12:49,062 and we'll let you steer the plane. 387 00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,830 Lucky for me, it was the '80s. 388 00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:53,299 Things were a tad looser back then. 389 00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:55,101 As I was off to see my Valentine, 390 00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,836 Barry was still feeling his out. 391 00:12:56,872 --> 00:12:57,904 Hey, babe. 392 00:12:57,939 --> 00:12:59,739 [As Lionel Richie] Hello. Oh, boy. 393 00:12:59,775 --> 00:13:02,075 And with that, Barry did some research... 394 00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:04,177 Terrible, invasive research. 395 00:13:04,212 --> 00:13:05,345 Do you trim your nose hairs? 396 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,080 Wow. Your forehead's so big. 397 00:13:07,115 --> 00:13:08,815 What's that right there? I never noticed that. 398 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:09,849 Your eye looks different today. 399 00:13:09,885 --> 00:13:10,885 What's going on? 400 00:13:10,919 --> 00:13:12,252 What's happening right now? 401 00:13:12,287 --> 00:13:14,454 Oh, nothing. Just passing on by before social studies class. 402 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,156 Thought I'd give you a little face feel. 403 00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:17,624 [Chuckles] Please don't touch my face. 404 00:13:17,659 --> 00:13:18,925 You got tater-tot hands. 405 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,530 Ooh! That is a big noggin! [Chuckles] 406 00:13:23,565 --> 00:13:26,399 Dude! I don't know what this is, but now I'm pissed! 407 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:27,967 Well done. Wait. How many teeth do you have? 408 00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:29,402 - Let me count your teeth. - Lainey: Ugh! 409 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:30,770 Teeth, am I right? 410 00:13:30,806 --> 00:13:32,238 Stop doing what you're doing! 411 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:33,506 No, it's not what you think, okay? 412 00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,341 I just wanted to say sorry. 413 00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:37,177 I've been annoying. I get it. 414 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:38,678 Spending all that money on flowers 415 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,413 and white pigeons was a real wake-up call. 416 00:13:40,449 --> 00:13:41,915 I thought they were doves. 417 00:13:41,983 --> 00:13:44,451 You put gross albino pigeons in my locker? 418 00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:47,420 The point is, I give up, okay? 419 00:13:47,456 --> 00:13:48,555 I made a deal with myself. 420 00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:50,323 If I couldn't win you over by Valentine's Day, 421 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:52,025 then it was time to move on. 422 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:54,627 So... I guess... friends? 423 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,052 For sure. 424 00:13:57,099 --> 00:13:57,970 Friends. 425 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,066 There it was... the one word that killed 426 00:14:00,102 --> 00:14:01,759 any romantic relationship. 427 00:14:02,204 --> 00:14:03,336 That was very mature of you, man. 428 00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:04,504 Oh, no. Just wait. 429 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,638 Here's where she turns around, 430 00:14:05,674 --> 00:14:07,340 gives me a longing look because she didn't realize 431 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,675 what she had until now. 432 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,525 It's my master plan. Here we go. 433 00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:13,613 Right... 434 00:14:13,648 --> 00:14:14,914 Now! 435 00:14:16,194 --> 00:14:17,744 Right now! 436 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,419 Right... Now! 437 00:14:19,454 --> 00:14:20,720 [Sniffs] 438 00:14:20,756 --> 00:14:22,055 [Sighs] It's over, bro. 439 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:24,861 Shut up, Robert. Everyone knows you gave yourself that flower. 440 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,712 As Geoff realized he had to get over his broken heart, 441 00:14:28,096 --> 00:14:29,791 I was breaking the rules. 442 00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,231 Suck on this, Murray Goldberg. 443 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:32,499 [Bell dings] 444 00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:34,167 Captain: Welcome aboard. This is your captain. 445 00:14:34,202 --> 00:14:36,936 Our flight time to Seattle will be about five hours. 446 00:14:36,972 --> 00:14:38,972 Wait. Did he say five hours? 447 00:14:39,007 --> 00:14:40,440 Rough weather in the Midwest, 448 00:14:40,475 --> 00:14:42,342 so we'll see some minor turbulence. 449 00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:44,778 Minor turbulence? Oh, that's not great. 450 00:14:44,813 --> 00:14:46,312 Or major turbulence. 451 00:14:46,348 --> 00:14:48,648 Just, uh, please keep your seat belts fastened. 452 00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:50,650 They don't know? They should know! 453 00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:53,586 Oh, god! Why am I here?! What have I done? 454 00:14:53,622 --> 00:14:56,256 Adult Adam: Sure, as a boy, I was afraid of flying. 455 00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:59,592 But as a man, I wasn't gonna wuss out and call my parents. 456 00:14:59,628 --> 00:15:02,228 [Telephone ringing] 457 00:15:02,264 --> 00:15:03,329 Murray! 458 00:15:03,365 --> 00:15:04,764 [ Cheering] 459 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:05,832 [Volume increases] 460 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,967 [Ringing continues] 461 00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,369 Murray! 462 00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:11,838 I can't! I'm busy! 463 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:13,406 [Ringing continues] Murray! 464 00:15:13,441 --> 00:15:15,241 Fine. 465 00:15:15,277 --> 00:15:16,576 [TV shuts off] 466 00:15:17,479 --> 00:15:19,151 Hello? 467 00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:21,447 Uh-huh. 468 00:15:21,483 --> 00:15:22,682 Uh-huh. 469 00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:23,683 Uh-huh. 470 00:15:23,718 --> 00:15:25,218 Who is it? 471 00:15:25,253 --> 00:15:27,654 Adam's at the airport. 472 00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:28,721 Seattle?! 473 00:15:28,757 --> 00:15:30,657 I mean, really? 474 00:15:30,692 --> 00:15:33,159 You are not dressed for that kind of rainy weather. 475 00:15:33,195 --> 00:15:35,228 At the very least, pack some duck boots. 476 00:15:35,263 --> 00:15:37,730 I mean, you could have gotten a head cold and died! 477 00:15:37,766 --> 00:15:40,233 Dad said to break the rules, so that's just what I did. 478 00:15:40,268 --> 00:15:43,703 I meant leave the seat up! Eat a grape at the supermarket! 479 00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:46,105 Not fly across the damn country! 480 00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:47,607 But, deep down, you're proud of me. 481 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:49,042 No, I'm the opposite of that. 482 00:15:49,077 --> 00:15:50,243 Gotcha. Mom's here, 483 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,111 so you can't give me the respect that I deserve. 484 00:15:52,147 --> 00:15:54,080 No respect! You're a moron! 485 00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:56,549 Yep. I really am. 486 00:15:56,585 --> 00:15:58,017 You really are. 487 00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,520 Let's just all agree... In the future, 488 00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:02,922 we leave the parenting to me and Bev. 489 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,224 Yes. For sure. 490 00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,592 Absolutely. 491 00:16:05,627 --> 00:16:07,493 Guys, guys, I think the headline here 492 00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,596 is that I did the right thing in the end. 493 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:10,730 True. 494 00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:12,498 I cried until they turned that plane around. 495 00:16:12,534 --> 00:16:15,635 That was not easy and cost me every bit of my dignity. 496 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,836 He did do that. 497 00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,271 And I did not try smoking, 498 00:16:18,306 --> 00:16:21,241 even though the other passengers said it would calm my nerves. 499 00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:22,876 You should head upstairs now. 500 00:16:22,911 --> 00:16:24,944 Same goes for the tiny vodka bottles. 501 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:26,446 Head upstairs now. 502 00:16:26,481 --> 00:16:27,614 Everybody go! 503 00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:31,517 Well, I hope you're happy. You've ruined our son. 504 00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:34,754 Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [Bleep]. 505 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:36,623 I'm not gonna apologize for that. 506 00:16:36,658 --> 00:16:39,626 Bevy, do you really want to have the only kid in the world 507 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:41,761 who's afraid to see an "R"-rated movie? 508 00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:42,596 Yes! 509 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,270 That's the dream. 510 00:16:44,399 --> 00:16:45,798 Well, it's not mine. 511 00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,334 Look, I know I'm not down in the trenches like the two of you, 512 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,549 but we need to raise a man, 513 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:53,773 one who's not afraid to go out and take a risk, 514 00:16:53,808 --> 00:16:56,042 even if it means disappointing us. 515 00:16:56,077 --> 00:16:59,112 ♪ 516 00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:03,762 Valentine's Day had arrived, 517 00:17:03,797 --> 00:17:06,487 and Barry was finally ready to unveil his masterpiece. 518 00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:09,518 Dude, are you still in here making Lainey heads? 519 00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:11,889 I'm so close, Erica! 520 00:17:11,925 --> 00:17:14,192 Come. Prepare yourself for beauty. 521 00:17:14,227 --> 00:17:15,823 ♪ Hello ♪ 522 00:17:16,096 --> 00:17:17,161 Oh, no! 523 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:18,120 [Music stops] Okay. That's a no. 524 00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:19,564 Don't worry. Got many more. 525 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:20,832 Behold. 526 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:22,133 ♪ Hello ♪ 527 00:17:22,168 --> 00:17:22,934 [Music stops] Ew! 528 00:17:22,969 --> 00:17:25,151 Okay. Good note. 529 00:17:25,372 --> 00:17:26,638 Feast your eyes on this. 530 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:29,221 ♪ 'Cause you know just what to say ♪ 531 00:17:29,476 --> 00:17:30,441 I got one you're gonna love. 532 00:17:30,477 --> 00:17:32,979 ♪ And you know just what to do ♪ 533 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,812 That's supposed to be your girlfriend?! 534 00:17:34,848 --> 00:17:38,643 ♪ And I want to tell you so much ♪ 535 00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:41,286 -♪ I love you ♪ - No. Stop. 536 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:44,205 [Music stops] You can't show Lainey any of these clay monstrosities. 537 00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:46,057 She'll think you're a serial killer. 538 00:17:46,092 --> 00:17:47,510 I know. 539 00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:49,360 I blew it. 540 00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:52,674 I ruined the first Valentine's with the girl of my dreams. 541 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,026 Barry? 542 00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,299 Lainey! Lainey, don't look at me, please, 543 00:17:56,369 --> 00:17:57,969 or anything else in this room. 544 00:17:58,004 --> 00:17:59,937 Also, happy Valentine's Day. 545 00:17:59,973 --> 00:18:01,005 What the... 546 00:18:01,041 --> 00:18:03,374 You made all this for me? [Chuckles] 547 00:18:05,879 --> 00:18:07,178 So, you like them? 548 00:18:07,606 --> 00:18:09,773 Don't take this the wrong way, but they're nightmares. 549 00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:11,709 This was supposed to be your Valentine's gift. 550 00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:14,344 I just wanted to show how I see you, but... 551 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,497 It's just impossible to make something as beautiful as you. 552 00:18:17,983 --> 00:18:20,484 Barry, I told you not to go all crazy. 553 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:22,086 I know, but the fact that you love me 554 00:18:22,121 --> 00:18:26,223 more than any man in this world is everything to me. 555 00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:28,358 It's everything. 556 00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:32,196 The fact that you'd sit here for days and try over and over... 557 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:37,634 that's exactly why I love you, you big idiot. 558 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:45,142 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind ♪ 559 00:18:45,177 --> 00:18:51,081 ♪ and in my dreams, I've kissed your lips a thousand times ♪ 560 00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:52,916 I saw that. 561 00:18:52,952 --> 00:18:58,922 - ♪ I sometimes see you pass outside my door ♪ - What? Ew. You saw nothing. 562 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,357 Lights out. 563 00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:02,126 - ♪ Hello ♪ - And Mom says no sneaking T.V. 564 00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:03,927 Still punished. Got it. 565 00:19:03,963 --> 00:19:06,330 - ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪ - I've got to say... flying to Seattle? 566 00:19:06,356 --> 00:19:08,022 You really took a big swing. 567 00:19:08,058 --> 00:19:11,224 - ♪ I can see it in your eyes ♪ - Don't worry. I'll get the hang of it. 568 00:19:11,837 --> 00:19:14,943 ♪ I can see it in your smile ♪ 569 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,674 ♪ you're all I've ever wanted ♪ 570 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:20,477 That night, I decided to start breaking the rules, 571 00:19:20,513 --> 00:19:22,646 but it wasn't because my dad said to 572 00:19:22,681 --> 00:19:24,581 or because I thought I would prove I was a man. 573 00:19:24,617 --> 00:19:26,617 - ♪ 'Cause you know just what to say ♪ - I did it simply because... 574 00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:29,553 - ♪ And you know just what to do ♪ - I was a boy in love with a girl. 575 00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:32,322 And after being in such a hurry to grow up... 576 00:19:32,358 --> 00:19:35,492 - ♪ And I want to tell you so much ♪ - In that moment, I just wanted time to stop. 577 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,327 And I was willing to risk everything. 578 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:39,429 ♪ I love you ♪ 579 00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:44,034 He snuck out to call Dana. 580 00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:46,745 Well, what do you know? 581 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,872 You gonna bust him? 582 00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:50,507 Oh, for sure. 583 00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,432 But he's a good boy. 584 00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,492 - ♪ Hello ♪ - I'll give him a couple of minutes. 585 00:19:55,614 --> 00:19:59,416 ♪ Is it me you're looking for? ♪ 586 00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:02,820 - ♪ 'Cause I wonder where you are ♪ - That's the thing about love. 587 00:20:02,855 --> 00:20:05,823 - ♪ And I wonder what you do ♪ - It makes you want to take risks and go out on a limb, 588 00:20:05,858 --> 00:20:07,991 no matter the consequence. 589 00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:09,504 ♪ But let me start by saying ♪ 590 00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:12,136 But for the right person, it's totally worth it. 591 00:20:12,565 --> 00:20:14,364 ♪ I love you ♪ 592 00:20:16,347 --> 00:20:18,318 Ugh. Why is that Lainey head here? 593 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,842 They made me remove them all from the school premises 594 00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:21,277 'cause they were scaring the first graders. 595 00:20:21,312 --> 00:20:24,322 Me and the JTP are gonna blow this one up with some fireworks. 596 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:27,348 Do it now. I am not gonna sleep with that thing in the house. 597 00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:29,851 Oh, my. 598 00:20:29,886 --> 00:20:31,619 I get it. I suck at sculptering. 599 00:20:31,654 --> 00:20:32,553 No. 600 00:20:32,589 --> 00:20:35,362 Baby, you're a genius. 601 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,793 And I am so honored that this is how you see me. 602 00:20:38,828 --> 00:20:42,573 I mean, what a beautiful tribute to the love of your life... 603 00:20:44,734 --> 00:20:45,800 me. 604 00:20:45,835 --> 00:20:46,968 Oh, no. 605 00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:48,202 Mom, just so you know, 606 00:20:48,238 --> 00:20:49,570 this is actually a sculpture of Lainey's head. 607 00:20:49,606 --> 00:20:50,638 Toss it in the trash. 608 00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:52,807 ♪ 609 00:20:52,842 --> 00:20:54,642 Adam: That's my stupid brother right there. 610 00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:56,410 He's talking with his girlfriend. 611 00:20:58,481 --> 00:20:59,914 What was that? 612 00:20:59,938 --> 00:21:01,938 Synced and corrected by Nest0r www.addic7ed.com 45046

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