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no you have to find take this in a little bit of are you doing

that's beautiful honey you just relax

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[Music] let laughs you're late Carl two weeks

before Christmas everyone wants to be a December bride every woman in town wants

a fabulous to wear I think his women would learn to pry up these things

[Music] hey Dad just in time hey Stevie you're

gonna Shannon right then yeah of course hi Shannon I thought her name was

Barbara that was last week

to make them better customers you said that that's what you say this we're

gonna go there if they have to wait and save their money before they even

thought of a decent home

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Wow dad we're out of here okay

this is it's a Wonderful Life it's a Christmas tradition can't be now well

you know we're pretty tired

okay okay be party-poopers thank you

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I know

sorry well if you don't want to it's okay no I mean yes I want to

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and

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what am I doing wrong

why is even talk to me

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I want to be

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like this you have any problems let me know good morning

everything okay hi very delicate like an all I can't be late you should have

thought about that eight or nine months ago that's occur stop fidgeting it won't get

done what I really want to stand out believe me everyone will know you there

yeah Jeanie right I made the Nichols Club

she'll be in tonight instead of tomorrow swell you tell her the gown won't be ready until tomorrow sure but you know

Amanda mr. Brady I simply cannot wait any longer miss

Fontana your fitting was for two needs to be tighter Jessica if I make it

tighter here you're not gonna be able to breathe over here well then I won't

breathe Jessica they don't exactly make wedding dresses for pregnant women now just bear with me okay

mr. breeding yes miss Fontana

I'm sorry to keep you waiting you know that's very pretty nice yeah excuse me

you time for me would you just hold them

voices

ah Tori would you uh help miss Fontana what excuse me no just a little bit

stuff seems like everyone wants Christmas wedding this year you're the

only store I could find out them in I'm going to pick up for a wedding I just

have to look perfect look perfect to me miss Atkins call me Pamela Pamela

since I've never met anyone from Topeka before I guess I could squeeze away

Thank You mr. Brady call me Carl okay Carl let's see what I got for you it'll

make a lovely bride oh I'm not a bride Oh meetup honor rides me my bridesmaid

but I need the dress for the reception

do something I've been working on before see how it looks Topeka huh so you're

new in town I'll be sure never to buy their products that's nice that's nice

Lucy good good come on here Jess hey wait

Oh kid see longer - later well longer list goes better must be so

hard for you looking at women's dresses all that good

hey I'm a professional like a doctor besides I very rarely see the thief

crying for x-ray division very funny miss Fontana that's the wrong

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I think I'm up here this afternoon mr. Meekin mentioned finding something here it is the whole life isn't here come to

my rescue twice today hey it's nothing

can I walk you to your car I don't have one

well it's in the shop I mean well I'll take you home

it's no big deal ain't nothing but the best for a girl from Topeka

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call me tomorrow I'll be home

night

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all right come on what are you gonna take all year you make it two sandwiches

take it easy with the pepper what you trying to kill me

Christ I hope you got tell me buddy or chef you know you do me a favor make

sure these table is set up for the dinner craft this beautiful girl jumps

you in your car and you wouldn't believe her tits were unbelievable

went on forever and our United you go through with it what why not I feel crazy well and that's why I was

kissing Pamela but all I could see was an and and what lying there we cite in the grocery list you know that's how you

described your last romp in the sack with her aunt a wonderful woman just that she looks the same and talks the

same and screws the same me she doesn't surprise me anymore Pamela SuperDrive

she's adventurous and impulsive oh why don't by we got a caller how do you

supposed to be my friend you're supposed to talk me out of this what a vampire she'll tell me to get him think about of

this therapy that's all that doing nothing physical therapy gonna satisfy

this kid i'm i'm years past my sexual peak at the dig about lizard has a great

little hobby come on you gotta call him you're gonna fuck this thing at first

now come on

well this is Carl afternoon believe me it's gonna be okay

everything else looks terrific look at me look at me

now I have a phone call just relax and I'll be right back okay this is called

greeting I'm so professional hello there sorry I missed your call I had a

last-minute audition well I'm glad you like to finish what you start

we should uh set up an appointment that would be nice

nice how about tonight I think I can find an opening for you one moment

yes genie butter on and darling how are you surprised Harley

you didn't forget something came up and I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to

make it Carl I made these plans weeks ago what

could you possibly have to do I'll be there

wait okay pick up a nice bottle of Chardonnay I will still there well of course jelly you didn't tell me what

time tonight you know last-minute stuff oh well I'm really busy I guess I was

really lucky yesterday huh

how about tomorrow okay I'm an apartment 14 upstairs hey you

said well by Karl but

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hey I hate noise sorry

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all right this is a pleasure to discuss put my boss isn't here she might be a

tradition should I just let her know I was here

damn what

I'm terribly sorry to bother you I just need a pin do you pay nine I borrow and

bring it back

hi

Samhain I'm gonna go out the back and get this when you gotta freshen up why

don't you go to teach other couple classes there

you don't have to wear anything special Amaya controls my Funk Railroad Birds

weight records [Music]

fashion advice you see my character she's very alluring and sexy and I was

wondering should I can wear the jacket open or should I just take the jacket oh

I want to get hired on the rest

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no baby you wasting your time it died and went to heaven no no I gotta get to

work yeah

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credible no job no responsibilities is Pamela on

me who I wanted to last forever well the can buddy boy you could have regular doses of forever are you getting

or anything what cause Christmas you're getting her present geez I didn't think

about that well don't get her anything too fancy don't forget she's just a

hobby well thank you Miss Manners all right look when you gonna see her again tomorrow night I hope she's going

on to deepika for a couple of days two people and a fungus to eat that time I

think there were five husbands there are five Jackson's one bad really sucked anyone to med house at work I can't

afford to take any more long lunch hours I don't know maybe I should bail out well it's still safe safe this is a

boring little man don't you start that shit hang in there right there the same

letters in Santa that burn Satan they both are red black have you ever seen

them together coincidence oh now to go home and try to look like I

just did screwed my brains out

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you know early morning honey yeah I'm just doing some exercises you would hate exercising well yeah but it's time for a

change you know I mean I have to stop thinking about my health hmm

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nice to have a professional restaurant

christmas is a time for miracles well my shoppings all done Oh Carl

another one of those late night fittings these women know that you oh I forgot oh

yeah we're gonna go through some male bonding oh all right well have a good

evening

oh sweet for me was it just what oh my god what okay but is he psychic

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what's this is a real fucking pervert no not until I kick the shit out of this

guy

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it's like that asshole boots really live

get away from there any problems okay just to get out of here

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well look listen you say you want to put away let's do it I was just speaking in the heat of the moment I understand I

want your name in a license right now you've got away what's the deal I won't

give you his name this is Christmas time you know man should be home with his

family I know oh yeah you want the other guy put away you got along in there what

you're kidding miss another idiom like this I'm sorry

lazy phone

well what did the police say well there wasn't much they can do about it when they got there the Vandals were back

what what can you put them in the act

here fine

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what is this phone number it's Hollywood it must be a client I didn't know you

had any clients and quarterly look at this bill I found in your pants I was at

vandalizing Encino it was towed from Hollywood Eddy and I was feeling silly

it took me to this strip joint he knows in Hollywood was it gonna tell you I thought you'd think I was a dirty old

man or something you've never been to a strip joint in your life Carla what is

this punjah way 60 sequins that was supposed to be surprised Christmas

present for you which one is it Carl

what's going on what do you mean what's going on you know what I mean

nothing you're jumping to a ridiculous conclusion n am i you stay out late at

work you start exercising you walk around here like some lovesick teenager your imagination is going wild no I'm

going wild there's someone else leave her or I'm giving you

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you know we get along better than we have been in months felt like I was

falling in love with her all over again well do you think she knows for sure

yeah she definitely suspects you for getting out we met in I was fooling

around on my first wife dad it's my pad no guess that's what I seen you know new

isn't necessarily better no definitely not an is better I don't

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we call was real upset that he couldn't make it

yeah I think so pretty bad at home no this is all my Canada column feel like

doing something I just don't want to sit at home yeah you really want to do

something I like to do something too if you'd like some company I'd be delighted

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Eddie this is Carl where the hell are you

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take some time to let him know where I am after you minute she knows there's no

one else you know Pamela's convinced me do my stand-up act

what yeah that's the kind of girl she is she's a real inspiration she asked about

me

[Applause] but evening boys and girls and welcome

to Todd's world where things are just a little different as well girls between

the ages of 16 and 19 like to sleep in fat balding guys for no apparent reason

nice to see you work you're doing it any moment of your time

nuts

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chair have you ever been at a house that has

one I think not they're the same letters in Santa that

are in Satan they both are red and black have you ever seen them together coincidence I think not I miss out each

of the teeth in Chapter four for years thank you very much

and now boys to girls it's not pleasure to bring out a gentleman is gonna Lee

the manager of this nightclub he's a comely virgin so please be gentle

please welcome any many like pepperidge farm cookies it says in the box

he's four to six people on one fat slob you vegetarians eat out the crackers in

practicing safe sex my penis

now to fight my girlfriend I told this look let's kiss and make up tell me

those three magic words that make me walk on here

she said go hang yourself I was the photo studying the date it said one-hour photo with on the Flex

in here fell photo and with like the fifteen-minute photo the next place is

whether the guy said forget the photo is a mirror

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you were wonderful and were just wonderful

god I felt like I was floating yeah good work any you've been dreaming about

doing this for such a long time what made you find the divot well

there's a friend of mine she said perfectly she didn't want to feel whole

it feel like you missed out on something yes there seems to be a lot of that

going around these days yes

oh no honey I got my wallet at the club I got one back there won't take long

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nice to meet ya likewise nice place ya see anybody huh

I know it is before Prince Ella listen what I'm trying to say is

I miss your style you know you make me feel alive I just I wish we could wish

we met under different circumstances

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what's your problem you betrayed me my best friend what do you want from me

tightly tucked her in my lap I defy anybody to spend five minutes like a

rocket no hotter hey I don't need any more of your help go someplace else to get a hard-on pamel is mine

so you're never gonna talk to your best friend again that's right Karl I don't

care that he couldn't get tickets for phantom in the Opera it's not like it's

the end of the world you invited him over to dinner Karl he's your best friend

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you didn't bring a date no I was seeing somebody who broke up rather suddenly

oh I'm sorry Edward and during the holidays well it'll just be our night

out then so where are we going for dinner

Michels miss - Cafe well I know that who plays say if you'd like to try it

Tony how are you yeah Eddie took me here to Yeti yeah I believe repent last week

our place so here's another nice mess you've got me into any minute yeah you

got all the answers now

Christmas Eve now

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yeah what a pain to be doing this on Christmas Eve huh I guess I'll have to

find a place to store a little late for you to be telling you that now I mean

you were so excited about it last night oh this stuff

Pamela honey wasn't it you that said how wonderful that would be to wake up

together in the morning no more sneaking around Oh actually that was kinda fun of

it well now it could be spontaneous we could see each other anytime all the

time sure hey helping me need is that the same as sensational and terrific and

great idea

not insecure okay yeah I'm having parties my little friends over we'll get

together what

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we're gonna get some time alone [Music]

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are going reckless do you want to come

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Merry Christmas

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Barto [Music]

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you have reached Carl and Pamela please leave a message at the beep

thank you

where've you been

how about you have a nice Adam out and about I was waiting for you I thought

we'd do something why didn't you just come out yourself

well I wanted to spend Christmas with you

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let's celebrate pick up a bottle of champagne cuddle up watch a movie do you see it's a Wonderful Life

so what it's a very famous old movie I don't really like old movies okay

boring this kind of love but we could come out pretty tonight or you're

partying all last night don't just stay here just the two of us nice quiet

evening there's older people have different ideas about how to celebrate I

think I'm old I don't freak out I didn't mean it that way

well I'm just used to doing things a certain way on Christmas no you'll get

into it

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city getting years with you to put just love in your whole plate this is Felicia

my friend pika I told her how much fun I was

having and she wants to be an actress too hi Felicia hi she may be staying with us

for a few weeks huh

you should get some nice hot work to the walls to a big screen TV and a CD player

turn it on I thought I already thought that well if you see they might learn

something in fact there's a lot of things you should learn you're always

partying and fooling around you need to be more aware of things I'm not only

your wedding gowns that you can just tuck and pin and design under whatever

you want it to be I'm me and look I'll learn something when I'm ready to learn

it I'm sorry baby I'm sorry

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isn't this every man's you see wait a minute you told him

wait a second I don't think I can do this

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come on like that for me she shaking I have no clue isn't she

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Carl let's talk about tonight

what now Jeff to midnight that's what all the fun starts to happen don't you

want to you could stay up all night so can i okay that's not the right dress

hold on help everyone just just give me a second here

it's leading tonight for New Year's Eve nothing I'm just gonna stay home and

relax

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we keep doing here I came to defend what are you doing well it's new you're just

even pieing

no I mean what are you doing I'm making up for lost time I'm grabbing all the gusto

I don't know what I'm doing

if you were me but give me such shit right now what do you think I'd be

saying to me Oh something along the lines that grow up take some

responsibility for your life it sounds familiar

see I actually remember some of the crap and fed me when I was a kid you don't

belong glad you flee you found out what you were missing I'll go home and find

out what you strange advice from the kid was a different girl every time I see

Noemi dadums that's the time for finally

mom's not tonight

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made some resolutions 20 very couples

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