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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:04,178 Will: Sea Castleof Majken the Mermaid? 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,396 It's a Swedish toy. Mm. 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:06,919 I went to IKEA for the meatballs, 4 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,617 and here we are. 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:12,055 The most important ruleof assembling toys is relax. 6 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:16,233 Just enjoythis lavender chamomile tea. 7 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:18,235 You guys! Aah! 8 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,411 Whoa! Pizza in the morning! 9 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:21,456 Sick save. 10 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,110 Are you okay?Are you being chased? 11 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:25,242 Do you guys remember Derek? 12 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,417 Absent father of my child? 13 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:28,202 Deputy Manager of Ratso's? 14 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,247 Yeah, Angie, we know Derek. 15 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,249 I don't really know him.Okay, here. 16 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,077 [ Cellphone clicks ]This -- This is Derek. 17 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,949 Whoa, dang! He's a babe. 18 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,125 Is he? I don't see it. 19 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,952 So, I wrote Derek an epic e-mail. 20 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,128 You might remember. 21 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,043 And he never responded. 22 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:46,437 And then this morning, he responded in person. 23 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,917 At my house. 24 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:49,440 He's here? What did you do? 25 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:50,833 The -- The only thing I could. 26 00:00:50,876 --> 00:00:52,356 I told him I had to go to the spaghetti store, 27 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,488 then drove to a church, lit a candle, 28 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:55,098 drove a few more hours until I ran out of gas, 29 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,882 jogged two miles, and now I'm here. 30 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:57,579 So, is Derek in your house now? 31 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,233 No. 32 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,930 I put him outside like a dog outside Von's. 33 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,324 ♪♪ 34 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:04,542 Can you believe this? 35 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:07,806 Who comes to your house and knocks on your door? 36 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,243 Hold up! 37 00:01:09,286 --> 00:01:10,940 Will, Angie got mailmanned! 38 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:13,073 Oh, snap! She did! Oh, snap! 39 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,031 Yo, bring it in!Bring it in! It's such a thing now! 40 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,032 Are you guys seriously hugging over mailmanning? 41 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,599 I need your help. 42 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,079 Oh, I wish we could, 43 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,689 but we have to relaxingly assemble this elaborate toy. 44 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:22,343 We're in. 45 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,257 Yeah. We're in. 46 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,215 We -- We were -- We were always in. 47 00:01:25,259 --> 00:01:28,218 --Captions by VITAC-- 48 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,829 ♪♪ 49 00:01:30,873 --> 00:01:32,614 The deed is done. 50 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,225 Poppy Banks,your Saturday night sleepover 51 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:38,272 has been transferred to Phil, father of Louisa, 52 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:39,969 a child I don't enjoy. 53 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,318 So, we finally get a night alone. 54 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:42,276 Oh, I am so ready. 55 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,408 I am taking all my meds, 56 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:47,324 and I amNordic Tracking my ass off!Yes! 57 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,413 I've never been on a date with you where you didn't have a heart attack. 58 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:50,501 You're gonna love it. 59 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:53,025 Tony is enactingthe red carpet protocol. 60 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,984 And I hired a neighbor girl 61 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:57,291 who's gonna sing emotional songsat us through a window. 62 00:01:57,334 --> 00:02:00,337 So get readyfor the most romantic 63 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:02,774 low-sodium night of your life. 64 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,689 Ooh! 65 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:07,562 Gentlemen, the goal is simple. 66 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,433 I need you to help me get rid of Derek. 67 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:11,305 Are Super Soakers fair game?Same question. 68 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:12,784 Only if necessary. 69 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:15,700 Now, I need to clearly tell him,"Listen up! 70 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,180 You have no right to be here. 71 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,703 Go back to Barstow." 72 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:21,576 And that would be easy if it weren't for the urges. 73 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,231 Hmm. Not loving that.Mm-hmm. Go on. 74 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:27,451 My brain knows Derek is not a good guy, okay? 75 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:30,193 But then he starts to play his guitar. 76 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:33,370 Mm. And my brain short-circuits 77 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,589 and I can't trust my instincts 78 00:02:34,632 --> 00:02:36,243 and then [Breathes heavily] 79 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:39,289 my body wants to throw his body on top of my bed. 80 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,421 We don't need details.Sideways, right? 81 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:41,639 Are you throwing him sideways in this fantasy? 82 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:43,163 I can do anything. 83 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,425 I'm in control here. 84 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:47,341 Angie. What? 85 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,082 This guy abandoned you, andyou're still attracted to him? 86 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,433 Yeah, bro. I didn't say it made sense! 87 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,870 So, you want us to be a-a sex buffer? 88 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,915 Buffer, lifeguard, loyal dog, pastor -- 89 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:59,048 whatever gets you there. 90 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:01,093 But I have to warn you -- when we're out there in the field, 91 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,487 you won't be dealing with me. 92 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:05,968 You will be dealing with Future Angie. 93 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,622 And Future Angie wants to bone. 94 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:08,971 Bad. 95 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:11,843 Future Angie is an irascible ho. 96 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:13,410 Can you contain her? 97 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,020 Absolutely, yes.By Super Soaker, if necessary! 98 00:03:15,064 --> 00:03:16,413 Should we make it official? Blood pact? 99 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,502 Uh, how about a three-way handshake? 100 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,808 Lamer, but okay. 101 00:03:22,245 --> 00:03:23,377 One, two, three.Three. 102 00:03:25,335 --> 00:03:27,250 Ow. Okay, you know what?Ow. That hurt my nail. Sorry. 103 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:28,599 We'll get it when we get there. Let's move. 104 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,340 Okay. 105 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,474 Thanks for the night hats,Louisa. 106 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,432 You all look wonderful. 107 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:37,129 And there's more good news. 108 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:40,524 Father said tomorrow, we can have oranges. 109 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:43,223 Children. This is Owl. 110 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:46,400 You're all invited to watch him hunt mice in the yard. 111 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,402 Come, Louisa, it's time for the feeding. 112 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,446 Yes, Father. 113 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,666 Come. 114 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:54,234 Wasn't your mom supposed to do the sleepover tonight? 115 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,018 Yeah, Poppy was supposed tomake us watch "The Goonies." 116 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,498 It's not like her to cancel. 117 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:59,500 Our dad was weird tonight, too. 118 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,631 Girls, wake up! 119 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,632 Our parents are up to something, 120 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:03,330 and they're keeping itfrom us! 121 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,853 The nerve. 122 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,203 Uh, guys?We have a bigger problem. 123 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,509 This owl is a maniac. 124 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:10,467 [ Wings fluttering, owl screeching ] 125 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,034 Oh, my night of network stars! 126 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,514 Louisa: Yoo-hoo.[ All gasp ] 127 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,733 Owl grows impatient. 128 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,693 ♪♪ 129 00:04:18,736 --> 00:04:21,696 No matter what happens, we stick together. 130 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,088 United we stand. 131 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:25,308 Divided we fall. 132 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,527 Break. 133 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:29,051 ♪♪ 134 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,532 And...we are not doing that. 135 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:32,533 Okay, girls. 136 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:33,795 We're outta here. 137 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,014 Our parents are hiding a secret from us, 138 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:38,365 and we are gonna figure out what it is. 139 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,323 We can't leave Sophie and Graham. 140 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,412 You mean our "friends" who went to a summer camp 141 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:44,893 where Lance Bass taught them Broadway choreography 142 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,677 and never asked if we wanted to go? 143 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,201 I am not losing sleep over this one. 144 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,814 So? 145 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,511 So. 146 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,688 So, is it weird that they're here? 147 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,431 Oh. 148 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,303 That's just Will and Miggy. 149 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,696 Is Will, like, your boyfriend? 150 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,655 What? [ Chuckles ] No. 151 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,526 I mean, I'm sure he would make a good boyfriend. 152 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,484 Yes, I would.Yeah. 153 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,399 Not -- I'm not saying I want to be her b-- 154 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:13,400 I have a girlfriend already.No. 155 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,401 He has a girlfriend.But -- Yeah. 156 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,880 And he hangs out with her all the time, and -- 157 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,665 There's an intimacy, but that's just 'cause we pair -- 158 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:18,709 we share parenting struggles.Yeah, like -- It's, like, a love -- 159 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:20,537 like, a mutual, like, friend love 160 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:21,756 where I count on him, he counts on me.So it's -- There's love. It's friend love. 161 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:23,192 We watch each other's kids.Friend love. 162 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:26,326 Angie, I am so gladyou're not seeing him, okay? 163 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,588 He has rage issues. 164 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,894 He attacked mein my place of work, 165 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,635 in my drive-thru. 166 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,334 Oh, my God. 167 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,684 Is this Graham's?Give me that. 168 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,382 You don't deserve to know anything about this lion. 169 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,166 Not that his name is Mr. Roar 170 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,907 or that Graham's had him since birth 171 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:44,561 or that his first name is Shaq. 172 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:45,867 No questions! 173 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,435 Got it. Deal. 174 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:54,136 ♪♪ 175 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,791 [ Stammers ] 176 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,488 [ Coughing ] Angie, come to the corner! 177 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,924 Uh -- Excuse me. 178 00:05:59,968 --> 00:06:01,796 I'm going to the corner. 179 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,539 You guys, I know what I want to say, 180 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,583 but I keep losing it. 181 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,368 It's like I need a scriptor something. 182 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:10,195 Oh, hey, what about your epic e-mail? 183 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:11,196 [ Gasps ] 184 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,676 Yes!I'm gonna go print it. 185 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,026 No, Angie. No. You cannot use that printer. 186 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,376 Okay, my printer is good. 187 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,334 You're a tech snob. 188 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,467 [ Printer buzzing, clicking ] 189 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,948 Best 20 bucks I ever spent. 190 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,081 Smells like burning. 191 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,778 It's fine. 192 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,606 [ Steam hisses ] 193 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,956 Girl: ♪ Si lo so che non c'è luce♪ 194 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,656 ♪ In una stanza quando manca il sole♪ 195 00:06:35,699 --> 00:06:38,615 ♪ Se non ci sei♪She's excellent! 196 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,965 ♪ Tu con me♪Think we can turn down the volume?! 197 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,620 ♪ Con me♪ 198 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:46,971 ♪ Su le finestre♪ 199 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,625 [ Muffled singing ] 200 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,671 That'll be all for tonight, Tony. 201 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,194 You can go to your karate class. 202 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,593 I'm nervous. 203 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,771 Just all the build-up. 204 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,076 [ Gasps ] Oh, God! 205 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,817 Is it your heart?No. Worse. 206 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:09,777 ♪♪ 207 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,519 If we can see them, they can see us, right? 208 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,303 Uh-huh. This is a disaster. 209 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:17,045 [ Printer buzzing, clicking ] 210 00:07:18,742 --> 00:07:19,743 [ Chuckles ] 211 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,007 Just scanning for salient points. 212 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,314 I came here to say I'm sorry, Angie. 213 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:26,837 What I did is unforgivable. 214 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:28,491 There's no excuse whatsoever. 215 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:31,494 But just so you know, 216 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,540 I was in a really bad placethat summer. 217 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,846 Train had just stolen"Hey, Soul Sister" from me 218 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:36,978 and ruined it. 219 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,241 The Tea Partywas gaining momentum. 220 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,330 And I was sniffing a lot of markers. 221 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:42,723 I remember. 222 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,594 The tip of your nose was always just a little blue. 223 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,727 In all these years,I wanted to find you, 224 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,119 but too much time had passed. 225 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,818 And then there you werein my Ratso's. 226 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:53,777 And then I got your e-mail,and it was so long 227 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,606 and graphic in terms ofwhat I can do to my own ass. 228 00:07:56,650 --> 00:08:00,567 But alsoso raw and beautiful 229 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:03,918 and just real, like you. 230 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:05,310 [ Buzzing, clicking continue ] 231 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,965 Anyway,I'm sorry I barged in. 232 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:10,359 I just felt like I neededto make a grand gesture. 233 00:08:10,402 --> 00:08:11,795 So I wrote you a song. 234 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:12,622 [ Latches click ] 235 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,450 [ Gasps ] You can go now. 236 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,539 What?! Absolutely not! 237 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,672 Angie, you are too emotional to think. 238 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:20,108 You can't talk to herlike that. 239 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:22,763 She asked me to say this.No, I didn't. 240 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,374 What?! Don't believe her.I think we need to believe women. 241 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,767 Yeah, I agree. It's 2019. 242 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,899 This is why women needmale allies. 243 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,511 Right? Yeah.I aman ally! 244 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,513 I am the father of a daughter. 245 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:35,384 Wow! Oh, this is sad, man. 246 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,777 Like,I'm so embarrassed for you. 247 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,607 She's asking you to leave. 248 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:44,567 Okay.Miggy, come with me. 249 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,700 [ Whirring, clicking continue ] 250 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,702 I'm leaving with him,but I don't support his beliefs. 251 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:49,833 Okay, Miggy. 252 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,835 There is no way that 253 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,882 that man wrote "Hey, Soul Sister." 254 00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,274 [ Door creaks ] 255 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:02,019 [ Clears throat ] 256 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,065 Just one song, okay? 257 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,849 Then you leave. 258 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,810 [ Sighs ] 259 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,162 [ Sighs ] 260 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,427 You know,there's a lot more to that song 261 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,168 than just the first chord. 262 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:20,951 Do you want to hear the rest? 263 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,257 No. 264 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,737 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 265 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:24,781 ♪♪ 266 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:32,310 So, the next step is to open this bag of 38 wooden screws. 267 00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,311 Alright. 268 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,226 Ohh![ Screws clatter ] 269 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,880 That's gonna be a setback. 270 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:37,881 Mm! 271 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,014 [ Door opens ] 272 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,016 How could you guys?! [ Screams ] 273 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,844 Shishitos for the table! 274 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,715 [ Thud ]Whoa! 275 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,805 There's screws all over your floors. 276 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,374 How could you leave me like that?! 277 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,897 Because you threw usunder the bus 278 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,899 and then literally pushed us out.Yeah. 279 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:56,770 Good reason. 280 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,902 I'm gonna go shame spiral in your castle. 281 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,425 It's not done yet, but okay. 282 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:05,213 I warned you. 283 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,780 Future Angie is an animal. 284 00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,825 She gets what she wants. 285 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,914 Please tell me that Derekis back in Barstow now. 286 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,350 I put him outside again. 287 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,092 ♪♪ 288 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,398 Maybe I should just 289 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,574 date him until he leaves me again. 290 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,836 [ Scoffs ] Is that bad? 291 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,751 Yes! Come on, Angie! 292 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,667 You just need to rememberall the ways that Derek sucks. 293 00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,713 For example,he works at a Ratso's, 294 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,628 and he's not even the manager. 295 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,803 And I bet in some lights, 296 00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,718 he doesn't look as hot as in other lights. 297 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,981 A-And he -- he only cares about himself 298 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,809 and his precious guitar. 299 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,985 You know, the day that he left me at the bus station, 300 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,943 he had two tickets -- for him and his guitar. 301 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,249 True story. 302 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,598 The guitar had a window seat 303 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,773 while I was left stranded in a parking lot, 304 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,383 pregnant with his kid. 305 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,865 Because Derek friggin' sucks! 306 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,737 You know what? I am gonna go over there, 307 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,782 and I'm gonna tell him that he needs to leave. 308 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,872 And thanks to you guys, I can do it on my own. 309 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,482 I believe in you. 310 00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,397 ♪♪ 311 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,704 Keep your paws off our food. 312 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,882 They better not eat that salmon. 313 00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,755 Tony had to get up at the crack of dawn to catch that fish. 314 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,321 Okay, look,they're onto us, alright? 315 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,584 I think the only choice we have is to come clean. 316 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,065 Good plan. Small tweak -- we lie. 317 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,719 No way. I'm not lying. 318 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765 Okay, alternate plan. 319 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,331 I-I throw a ball into a closet. 320 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,811 They chase it, we lock the closet, 321 00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,073 finish our salmon, 322 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,032 and then we worry about it on the "B" side. 323 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,730 Hey! You two aren't the only ones who can whisper. 324 00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,514 We just figured out what's going on. 325 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,691 We're not stupid.It's pretty obvious. 326 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,998 The fancy clothes, the ambiance. 327 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,739 You're doing a test run for the surprise inaugural ball 328 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,436 you're planning for me as class president. 329 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,786 Poppy: Oh, honey, what we're -- 330 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,702 Yes, Rory! That's exactly it! 331 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,746 Oh, yes! 332 00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,878 Yes! Yes! Yes!Party! 333 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,183 Emma: Yeah! [ Chuckles ] 334 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,708 [ Printer buzzing, clicking ] 335 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,580 Derek, you have no right to be here. 336 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,234 [ Printer whirring ]And -- 337 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,801 Do you want to maybeturn that off? 338 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,193 I-I-I can't. 339 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,804 It has to finish everything in the queue, 340 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,022 or it's a whole thing. 341 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,545 Look,I don't want you to think 342 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,982 that I came here to sleep with you, 343 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,375 even though what we didwas sacred and true. 344 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,638 I came here to apologize. 345 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:10,294 And I've thought aboutthis moment so many times, 346 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,340 but I didn't really think about 347 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,907 what it would feel liketo be here. 348 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,648 Like,this is where my son lives. 349 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,825 That's his sock. 350 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:19,913 This ishis spelling homework, 351 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,523 and it's all wrong. 352 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046 Angie,I can't spell, either. 353 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,832 I sometimes put a "C" in my name for no reason. 354 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,790 I feel like Graham would get that. 355 00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,577 Do you think...maybeI could meet him? 356 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,058 No! Are you kidding?! 357 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843 You disappeared for nine years 358 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,366 without a word! 359 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,064 And, yeah, you're acting all sweet and sexy 360 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,936 and hot right now, 361 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,025 but my number-one job asa parent is to keep Graham safe, 362 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,331 and you are not a safe person. 363 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,246 [ Whoosh ] 364 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,770 Fire. 365 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,076 Yeah. Yeah. You are a fire. 366 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:53,816 No, like, a real fire! 367 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,731 [ Scoffs ] 368 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,777 It's fine. 369 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,387 [ Bottle spraying ] 370 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,084 It's done this before. Don't worry. 371 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,433 [ Flames crackling ] 372 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,000 It's not fine![ Bottle sprays ] 373 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,523 [ Smoke alarm beeping ] 374 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,524 ♪♪ 375 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,265 Now, if we add a cape, 376 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,660 I think that will achieve that"wow" factor you're looking for. 377 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,009 Rory: Yeah. I hear you. [ Sighs ] 378 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,097 Let's talk music. 379 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,925 I got a contact for Shania Twain. 380 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,797 Ah! I like it. Poppy, what do you think? 381 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,973 Uh, what about just a fun playlist 382 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,539 and a Bluetooth speaker? 383 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,845 Eesh! Oh, boy. 384 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,413 This is Rory's inauguration. Think big. 385 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,981 I'm gonna take a water break. 386 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,114 I'm gonna need youto take a lead on this one. 387 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,290 Poppy's ideas are frankly basic. 388 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,907 [ Glass thuds ]That wasn't water. 389 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,082 I know. 390 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,867 Uh, look, I'm sorry. 391 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869 I don't want to lie to my son. 392 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,045 What would you even tell him? 393 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,265 We're 45 minutes intoour first date. 394 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,920 I think we deserve a chanceto figure it out on our own 395 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,966 before letting itbe controlled by some kid. 396 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,489 Some kid? 397 00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,318 Uh, uh, look, I don't thinkkids should be a part of this. 398 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,233 We're parents, Douglas. 399 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,974 Kids are a part of this. 400 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,889 Call me when you get that. 401 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,064 Rory, let's go. 402 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,849 What? You're leaving? Yeah. 403 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,155 I'm gonna go have movie night with some kid. 404 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,158 ♪♪ 405 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,421 [ Chatter ] 406 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,945 So, how ya doin'? 407 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,209 My house and all my possessionsare burning down, so... 408 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,472 bad. Really bad. [ Gasps ] 409 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,214 I can't let it burn. I'll be back! 410 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,955 Hey, where are you go--What are you doing?! 411 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,132 Are you seriously riskingyour life to save a guitar?! 412 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,176 Of course you are! 413 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,048 Angie. Oh, my God. 414 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,093 Did the sexual tension literally explode? 415 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,880 Derek is insidetrying to save his guitar! 416 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,751 [ Coughing ] 417 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,058 [ Groans ]Oh, my God. 418 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,974 Don't worry. 419 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,714 He's safe. 420 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:54,763 ♪♪ 421 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,156 I guess in this moment, 422 00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,766 I see how he's good-looking. Thank you. 423 00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:03,380 ♪♪ 424 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,037 First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle. 425 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,952 Come on! 426 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,649 Do it. The fat kid's name is Chunk? 427 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,086 Come on. 428 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,696 How does that possibly hold up in these body-positive times? 429 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,045 Do it!Yeah, it doesn't. 430 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,003 But there's a pirate. 431 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,007 So, I'm in my comfy pants 432 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,574 and ready to dish on that fight with Douglas. 433 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,968 How can you two plan a ball together? 434 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,014 You have literally nothing in common. 435 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,145 You'd be surprised. 436 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,104 I mean, sometimeswe have fun together. 437 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,193 Really? Spill that tea. 438 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,195 The drama is in the details. 439 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,979 Okay, you do realize 440 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,242 that I don't have totell you everything, right?[ Chuckles ] 441 00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:39,982 [ Cellphone buzzing ]Ooh! 442 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,244 It's my event planner. 443 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,029 [ Cellphone beeps ]Ellen! 444 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,248 You can't call me from the "L" train, sweetie. 445 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,250 I can't hear you. I was -- I can't. 446 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,992 I really can't. 447 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,039 ♪♪ 448 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,606 [ Doorbell rings ] 449 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,827 ♪♪ 450 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,176 Hi, there. 451 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,441 We heard you were having a movienight and wanted to join -- 452 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:08,010 me and the kids, if it's not too late. 453 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,620 It's not too late. 454 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:16,540 ♪♪ 455 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,325 [ Siren wails ][ Sighs ] Bro, this is bad. 456 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,153 So heartbreaking. 457 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,067 [ Door opens ]Oh, God.Do you think Angie thought 458 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,155 to get renter's insurance? 459 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,766 Angie!Hey! 460 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,897 What's up, girl? 461 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,727 Well, Derek is out there 462 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,425 giving his demo to the paramedics, 463 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,079 as if they haven't been through enough. 464 00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,123 Hey, hey, hey. 465 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,211 I downloaded it, and it's friggin' tight. 466 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,126 They're gonna love it. 467 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,867 This place doesn't look that bad, right? 468 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,086 Totally. 469 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,131 Just looks...burnt. 470 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,437 [ Scoffs ] 471 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,570 I'm sorry. I thought I was gonnafind a better word. 472 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,444 Well, the printer doesn't have a scratch. It's a miracle. 473 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,446 Angie, promise me you'll throw that printer out.I can't. I just can't. 474 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,276 I'm really glad you guys were here. 475 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,886 Wait, why were you here? 476 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,453 Oh, Will decided thatwe should follow you back home 477 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,281 to help you handle Derek. 478 00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,674 Oh, so, when you said you believed in me...He didn't. 479 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,937 Dude, what are you doing?Dude, you just -- 480 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,765 you literally said,"We need to help her, 481 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,419 but we can't tell herthat we didn't believe in" -- 482 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,291 Oh! Okay, for the record, 483 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,294 I was kicking him out when the fire started. 484 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,600 But then he saved Mr. Roar. 485 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,080 What am I supposed to do with that? 486 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,257 You know, as hard as the last nine years have been, 487 00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,172 one thing has always been clear -- 488 00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,435 Graham's dad was a bad guy. 489 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:31,702 But if Derek's even a little bit good, I... 490 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,922 I don't know, i-it feels wrong 491 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,576 keeping Graham away from him. 492 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,840 Now I don't know what to do. 493 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,755 Does that make sense? 494 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,930 It does. 495 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:42,887 Really? 496 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,324 Yeah. 497 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,108 I mean, you knowhow I feel about Derek. 498 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,197 I thinkthat the guy's a tool 499 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,677 who is unworthy of you. 500 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,287 ♪♪ 501 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,725 But when it comes to Graham, 502 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,249 you can trust your instincts. 503 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,034 Thank you. 504 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,036 ♪♪ 505 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,255 Three-way handshake? 506 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,996 [ Sighs ] 507 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,998 ♪♪ 508 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,396 One, two, three! 509 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,180 Fire! 510 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,268 Huh? 511 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,443 Why would you say that? 512 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,879 Like, literally anything but that. 513 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,402 Oh. 514 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,143 ♪ For me♪ 515 00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,406 ♪ Is good, is good enough♪ 516 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,495 I'm sorryI was so incessant about lying. 517 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:29,195 It's my main moveas a parent and a doctor. 518 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,805 And a taxpayer. 519 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,155 [ Chuckles ] That's okay. 520 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,505 I know you were just trying to protect 521 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,681 whatever it is we're doing. 522 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,424 Maybe this is what it is. 523 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,947 I like this. 524 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,949 You know,romance doesn't have to be 525 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,301 hot towelsand teenage mezzo-sopranos...[ Chuckles ] 526 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,302 ...and wine. 527 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,260 Uh, we can still have wine. 528 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,783 Good. 529 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,350 [ Mouths words ] 530 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,529 Man over P.A.: Bus 425 with service... 531 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,357 Sorry about your guitar. 532 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,926 Are you gonna be okay? 533 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,189 Yeah. I've survived worse. 534 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,147 Yeah. 535 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,671 You mean me, right? 536 00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,368 Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear. 537 00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327 Sorry, I'm not really goodwith subtext. 538 00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,459 It's okay.For what it's worth, 539 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:20,594 I think I'm startingto get it -- the parent thing. 540 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,162 When I ran into that fire, 541 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,511 all I could think aboutwas Graham. 542 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,167 Is that what it's like? 543 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,907 You just think about himall the time? 544 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,128 Yeah. 545 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,263 Well, give me a ring 546 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,699 if you're everin my drive-thru again. 547 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,962 I get 15% offthe "Get Skinny" menu, 548 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,572 but don't come at breakfast. 549 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,791 It's too crazy. 550 00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,707 Wait. 551 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,404 ♪♪ 552 00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,711 I'm not... 553 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,626 ready for you to meet Graham. 554 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,324 But after tonight [Sighs] 555 00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,416 I'm okay with you getting to know abouthim. 556 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,203 ♪♪ 557 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,421 Oh, my God, are these...? 558 00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:14,648 ♪♪ 559 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,649 ♪♪ 560 00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390 He's so little. 561 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,044 Well, he'll age as the album goes on. 562 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,351 He's shirtless in his kindergarten photo. 563 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,439 His idea. 564 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,311 [ Laughs ] 565 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:33,406 ♪♪ 566 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,407 Thank you. 567 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,670 [ Inhales deeply ] 568 00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,976 [ Whistle blows ] 569 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,891 I guess these guys are gonna bepart of all of our interactions? 570 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,415 For the foreseeable future, yeah. 571 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,112 Well,if you come back to Ratso's, 572 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,113 you can only bring Miggy. 573 00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,114 Will's banned. 574 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,637 Worth it. 575 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,248 Ratso's employees have to takea self-defense course 576 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,423 because of you, dude. 577 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,989 Oh, no.You had to take a course? 578 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,557 I can't wait to readthat chapter in your memoir. 579 00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,211 Okay, have fununderestimating women. 580 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,604 What did you say to me?! 581 00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:58,909 What did you -- Come say that to my face, bro! 582 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,084 I will destroy you! 583 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,521 I think you're great! 584 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,479 And by the way, in high school, 585 00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,612 I started a Boy Feminist Club, 586 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,135 and our slogan was, 587 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,442 "Y Y Y? Because we care"! 588 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,313 It was a chromosome joke! 589 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,358 And every night 590 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,143 I go to sleep in a Nasty Girl shirt, 591 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:18,059 so eat that, you bus rider! 592 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,627 Are you okay? Yeah. 593 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,845 ♪♪ 594 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,543 I'm a feminist. 595 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,196 I believe you. 38461

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