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Will: Sea Castleof Majken the Mermaid?
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It's a Swedish toy.
Mm.
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I went to IKEA
for the meatballs,
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and here we are.
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The most important ruleof assembling toys is relax.
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Just enjoythis lavender chamomile tea.
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You guys! Aah!
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Whoa!
Pizza in the morning!
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Sick save.
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Are you okay?Are you being chased?
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Do you guys
remember Derek?
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Absent father
of my child?
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Deputy Manager
of Ratso's?
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Yeah, Angie,
we know Derek.
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I don't really
know him.Okay, here.
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[ Cellphone clicks ]This -- This is Derek.
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Whoa, dang!
He's a babe.
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Is he?
I don't see it.
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So, I wrote Derek
an epic e-mail.
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You might remember.
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And he never responded.
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And then this morning,
he responded in person.
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At my house.
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He's here?
What did you do?
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The -- The only thing
I could.
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I told him I had to go
to the spaghetti store,
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then drove to a church,
lit a candle,
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drove a few more hours
until I ran out of gas,
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jogged two miles,
and now I'm here.
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So, is Derek
in your house now?
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No.
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I put him outside
like a dog outside Von's.
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♪♪
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Can you believe this?
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Who comes to your house
and knocks on your door?
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Hold up!
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Will,
Angie got mailmanned!
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Oh, snap!
She did!
Oh, snap!
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Yo, bring it in!Bring it in!
It's such a thing now!
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Are you guys seriously hugging
over mailmanning?
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I need your help.
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Oh, I wish we could,
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but we have to relaxingly
assemble this elaborate toy.
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We're in.
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Yeah.
We're in.
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We -- We were --
We were always in.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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♪♪
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The deed is done.
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Poppy Banks,your Saturday night sleepover
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has been transferred to Phil,
father of Louisa,
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a child
I don't enjoy.
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So, we finally
get a night alone.
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Oh,
I am so ready.
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I am taking
all my meds,
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and I amNordic Tracking my ass off!Yes!
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I've never been on a date
with you where you didn't
have a heart attack.
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You're gonna love it.
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Tony is enactingthe red carpet protocol.
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And I hired
a neighbor girl
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who's gonna sing emotional songsat us through a window.
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So get readyfor the most romantic
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low-sodium night
of your life.
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Ooh!
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Gentlemen,
the goal is simple.
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I need you
to help me get rid of Derek.
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Are Super Soakers
fair game?Same question.
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Only if necessary.
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Now, I need to clearly tell him,"Listen up!
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You have
no right to be here.
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Go back to Barstow."
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And that would be easy
if it weren't for the urges.
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Hmm.
Not loving that.Mm-hmm. Go on.
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My brain knows
Derek is not a good guy, okay?
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But then he starts
to play his guitar.
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Mm. And my brain
short-circuits
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and I can't trust my instincts
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and then [Breathes heavily]
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my body wants to throw his body
on top of my bed.
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We don't need details.Sideways, right?
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Are you throwing him sideways
in this fantasy?
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I can do anything.
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I'm in control here.
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Angie.
What?
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This guy abandoned you, andyou're still attracted to him?
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Yeah, bro.
I didn't say it made sense!
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So, you want us to be
a-a sex buffer?
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Buffer, lifeguard,
loyal dog, pastor --
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whatever gets you there.
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But I have to warn you -- when
we're out there in the field,
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you won't be dealing
with me.
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You will be dealing with
Future Angie.
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And Future Angie wants to bone.
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Bad.
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Future Angie is
an irascible ho.
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Can you contain her?
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Absolutely, yes.By Super Soaker,
if necessary!
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Should we make it official?
Blood pact?
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Uh, how about
a three-way handshake?
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Lamer, but okay.
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One, two, three.Three.
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Ow. Okay,
you know what?Ow. That hurt my nail.
Sorry.
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We'll get it when we get there.
Let's move.
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Okay.
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Thanks for the night hats,Louisa.
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You all look wonderful.
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And there's more good news.
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Father said tomorrow,
we can have oranges.
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Children.
This is Owl.
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You're all invited to watch him
hunt mice in the yard.
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Come, Louisa,
it's time for the feeding.
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Yes, Father.
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Come.
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Wasn't your mom supposed to
do the sleepover tonight?
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Yeah, Poppy was supposed tomake us watch "The Goonies."
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It's not like her
to cancel.
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Our dad
was weird tonight, too.
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Girls,
wake up!
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Our parents are
up to something,
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and they're keeping itfrom us!
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The nerve.
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Uh, guys?We have a bigger problem.
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This owl is a maniac.
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[ Wings fluttering,
owl screeching ]
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Oh, my night
of network stars!
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Louisa: Yoo-hoo.[ All gasp ]
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Owl grows impatient.
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♪♪
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No matter what happens,
we stick together.
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United we stand.
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Divided we fall.
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Break.
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♪♪
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And...we are not
doing that.
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Okay, girls.
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We're outta here.
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Our parents are hiding
a secret from us,
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and we are gonna
figure out what it is.
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We can't leave
Sophie and Graham.
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You mean our "friends"
who went to a summer camp
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where Lance Bass taught them
Broadway choreography
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and never asked
if we wanted to go?
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I am not losing sleep
over this one.
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So?
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So.
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So, is it weird
that they're here?
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Oh.
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That's just
Will and Miggy.
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Is Will, like,
your boyfriend?
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What?
[ Chuckles ] No.
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I mean, I'm sure he would make
a good boyfriend.
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Yes, I would.Yeah.
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Not -- I'm not saying
I want to be her b--
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I have
a girlfriend already.No.
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He has a girlfriend.But -- Yeah.
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And he hangs out with her
all the time, and --
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There's an intimacy, but that's
just 'cause we pair --
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we share
parenting struggles.Yeah, like --
It's, like, a love --
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like, a mutual,
like, friend love
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where I count on him,
he counts on me.So it's -- There's love.
It's friend love.
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We watch
each other's kids.Friend love.
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Angie, I am so gladyou're not seeing him, okay?
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He has rage issues.
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He attacked mein my place of work,
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in my drive-thru.
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Oh, my God.
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Is this Graham's?Give me that.
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You don't deserve to know
anything about this lion.
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Not that
his name is Mr. Roar
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or that Graham's had him
since birth
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or that
his first name is Shaq.
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No questions!
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Got it. Deal.
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♪♪
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[ Stammers ]
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[ Coughing ]
Angie, come to the corner!
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Uh -- Excuse me.
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I'm going
to the corner.
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You guys, I know
what I want to say,
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but I keep losing it.
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It's like I need a scriptor something.
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Oh, hey,
what about your epic e-mail?
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[ Gasps ]
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Yes!I'm gonna go print it.
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No, Angie. No.
You cannot use that printer.
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Okay,
my printer is good.
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You're a tech snob.
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[ Printer buzzing, clicking ]
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Best 20 bucks
I ever spent.
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Smells like burning.
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It's fine.
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[ Steam hisses ]
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Girl:
♪ Si lo so che non c'è luce♪
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♪ In una stanza quando
manca il sole♪
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♪ Se non ci sei♪She's excellent!
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♪ Tu con me♪Think we can
turn down the volume?!
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♪ Con me♪
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♪ Su le finestre♪
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[ Muffled singing ]
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That'll be all
for tonight, Tony.
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You can go
to your karate class.
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I'm nervous.
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Just all the build-up.
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, God!
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Is it your heart?No. Worse.
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♪♪
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If we can see them,
they can see us, right?
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Uh-huh.
This is a disaster.
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[ Printer buzzing, clicking ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Just scanning
for salient points.
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I came here to say
I'm sorry, Angie.
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What I did
is unforgivable.
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There's no excuse
whatsoever.
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But just so you know,
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I was in a really bad placethat summer.
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Train had just stolen"Hey, Soul Sister" from me
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and ruined it.
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The Tea Partywas gaining momentum.
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And I was sniffing
a lot of markers.
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I remember.
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The tip of your nose
was always just a little blue.
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In all these years,I wanted to find you,
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but too much time
had passed.
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And then there you werein my Ratso's.
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And then I got your e-mail,and it was so long
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and graphic in terms ofwhat I can do to my own ass.
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But alsoso raw and beautiful
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and just real,
like you.
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[ Buzzing, clicking continue ]
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Anyway,I'm sorry I barged in.
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I just felt like I neededto make a grand gesture.
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So I wrote you
a song.
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[ Latches click ]
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[ Gasps ]
You can go now.
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What?!
Absolutely not!
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Angie, you are too emotional
to think.
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You can't talk to herlike that.
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She asked me
to say this.No, I didn't.
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What?!
Don't believe her.I think we need
to believe women.
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Yeah, I agree.
It's 2019.
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This is why women needmale allies.
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Right? Yeah.I aman ally!
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I am the father
of a daughter.
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Wow!
Oh,
this is sad, man.
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Like,I'm so embarrassed for you.
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She's asking you
to leave.
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Okay.Miggy, come with me.
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[ Whirring, clicking continue ]
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I'm leaving with him,but I don't support his beliefs.
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Okay, Miggy.
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There is no way that
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that man wrote
"Hey, Soul Sister."
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[ Door creaks ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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Just one song,
okay?
257
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,849
Then you leave.
258
00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,810
[ Sighs ]
259
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:14,162
[ Sighs ]
260
00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:18,427
You know,there's a lot more to that song
261
00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,168
than just
the first chord.
262
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:20,951
Do you want
to hear the rest?
263
00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,257
No.
264
00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,737
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
265
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:24,781
♪♪
266
00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:32,310
So, the next step is to open
this bag of 38 wooden screws.
267
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,311
Alright.
268
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,226
Ohh![ Screws clatter ]
269
00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:36,880
That's gonna be
a setback.
270
00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:37,881
Mm!
271
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:40,014
[ Door opens ]
272
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:42,016
How could you guys?!
[ Screams ]
273
00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,844
Shishitos for the table!
274
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,715
[ Thud ]Whoa!
275
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,805
There's screws
all over your floors.
276
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,374
How could you leave me
like that?!
277
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:53,897
Because you threw usunder the bus
278
00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,899
and then literally
pushed us out.Yeah.
279
00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:56,770
Good reason.
280
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,902
I'm gonna go shame spiral
in your castle.
281
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:00,425
It's not done yet,
but okay.
282
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:05,213
I warned you.
283
00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,780
Future Angie
is an animal.
284
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:08,825
She gets
what she wants.
285
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,914
Please tell me that Derekis back in Barstow now.
286
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,350
I put him outside again.
287
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:15,092
♪♪
288
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,398
Maybe I should just
289
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,574
date him
until he leaves me again.
290
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,836
[ Scoffs ]
Is that bad?
291
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,751
Yes!
Come on, Angie!
292
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,667
You just need to rememberall the ways that Derek sucks.
293
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,713
For example,he works at a Ratso's,
294
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,628
and he's not even
the manager.
295
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,803
And I bet
in some lights,
296
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,718
he doesn't look as hot
as in other lights.
297
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,981
A-And he -- he only cares
about himself
298
00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,809
and his
precious guitar.
299
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,985
You know, the day that
he left me at the bus station,
300
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,943
he had two tickets --
for him and his guitar.
301
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,249
True story.
302
00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,598
The guitar had
a window seat
303
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,773
while I was left stranded
in a parking lot,
304
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,383
pregnant with his kid.
305
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,865
Because Derek
friggin' sucks!
306
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,737
You know what?
I am gonna go over there,
307
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,782
and I'm gonna tell him
that he needs to leave.
308
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,872
And thanks to you guys,
I can do it on my own.
309
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,482
I believe in you.
310
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,397
♪♪
311
00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,704
Keep your paws
off our food.
312
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:05,882
They better not eat
that salmon.
313
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,755
Tony had to get up
at the crack of dawn
to catch that fish.
314
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,321
Okay, look,they're onto us, alright?
315
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,584
I think the only choice we have
is to come clean.
316
00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:15,065
Good plan.
Small tweak -- we lie.
317
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:16,719
No way.
I'm not lying.
318
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765
Okay,
alternate plan.
319
00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,331
I-I throw a ball
into a closet.
320
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,811
They chase it,
we lock the closet,
321
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,073
finish our salmon,
322
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,032
and then we worry about it
on the "B" side.
323
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,730
Hey! You two aren't
the only ones who can whisper.
324
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,514
We just figured out
what's going on.
325
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,691
We're not stupid.It's pretty obvious.
326
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,998
The fancy clothes,
the ambiance.
327
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,739
You're doing a test run
for the surprise inaugural ball
328
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,436
you're planning for me
as class president.
329
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,786
Poppy: Oh, honey,
what we're --
330
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,702
Yes, Rory!
That's exactly it!
331
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:43,746
Oh, yes!
332
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:44,878
Yes! Yes! Yes!Party!
333
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,183
Emma: Yeah!
[ Chuckles ]
334
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,708
[ Printer buzzing, clicking ]
335
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,580
Derek, you have no right
to be here.
336
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,234
[ Printer whirring ]And --
337
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,801
Do you want to maybeturn that off?
338
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,193
I-I-I can't.
339
00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,804
It has to finish
everything in the queue,
340
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,022
or it's a whole thing.
341
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,545
Look,I don't want you to think
342
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,982
that I came here
to sleep with you,
343
00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,375
even though what we didwas sacred and true.
344
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,638
I came here
to apologize.
345
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:10,294
And I've thought aboutthis moment so many times,
346
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,340
but I didn't
really think about
347
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,907
what it would feel liketo be here.
348
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,648
Like,this is where my son lives.
349
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,825
That's his sock.
350
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:19,913
This ishis spelling homework,
351
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,523
and it's all wrong.
352
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046
Angie,I can't spell, either.
353
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,832
I sometimes put a "C" in my name
for no reason.
354
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,790
I feel like Graham
would get that.
355
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,577
Do you think...maybeI could meet him?
356
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,058
No!
Are you kidding?!
357
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,843
You disappeared
for nine years
358
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,366
without a word!
359
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:41,064
And, yeah, you're acting
all sweet and sexy
360
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,936
and hot right now,
361
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,025
but my number-one job asa parent is to keep Graham safe,
362
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,331
and you are not
a safe person.
363
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,246
[ Whoosh ]
364
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,770
Fire.
365
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,076
Yeah. Yeah.
You are a fire.
366
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:53,816
No, like, a real fire!
367
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,731
[ Scoffs ]
368
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,777
It's fine.
369
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,387
[ Bottle spraying ]
370
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,084
It's done this before.
Don't worry.
371
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,433
[ Flames crackling ]
372
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,000
It's not fine![ Bottle sprays ]
373
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,523
[ Smoke alarm beeping ]
374
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:06,524
♪♪
375
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,265
Now,
if we add a cape,
376
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,660
I think that will achieve that"wow" factor you're looking for.
377
00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:13,009
Rory:
Yeah. I hear you.
[ Sighs ]
378
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,097
Let's talk music.
379
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,925
I got a contact
for Shania Twain.
380
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,797
Ah! I like it.
Poppy, what do you think?
381
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,973
Uh, what about
just a fun playlist
382
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,539
and a Bluetooth speaker?
383
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,845
Eesh!
Oh, boy.
384
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,413
This is Rory's inauguration.
Think big.
385
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,981
I'm gonna take
a water break.
386
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,114
I'm gonna need youto take a lead on this one.
387
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,290
Poppy's ideas
are frankly basic.
388
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,907
[ Glass thuds ]That wasn't water.
389
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,082
I know.
390
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,867
Uh, look, I'm sorry.
391
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869
I don't want
to lie to my son.
392
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,045
What would you even
tell him?
393
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,265
We're 45 minutes intoour first date.
394
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,920
I think we deserve a chanceto figure it out on our own
395
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,966
before letting itbe controlled by some kid.
396
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,489
Some kid?
397
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:01,318
Uh, uh, look, I don't thinkkids should be a part of this.
398
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,233
We're parents,
Douglas.
399
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:04,974
Kids are
a part of this.
400
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,889
Call me
when you get that.
401
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,064
Rory, let's go.
402
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,849
What?
You're leaving?
Yeah.
403
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,155
I'm gonna go have movie night
with some kid.
404
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,158
♪♪
405
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,421
[ Chatter ]
406
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,945
So, how ya doin'?
407
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:22,209
My house and all my possessionsare burning down, so...
408
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,472
bad.
Really bad.
[ Gasps ]
409
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,214
I can't let it burn.
I'll be back!
410
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,955
Hey, where are you go--What are you doing?!
411
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,132
Are you seriously riskingyour life to save a guitar?!
412
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,176
Of course you are!
413
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,048
Angie.
Oh, my God.
414
00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,093
Did the sexual tension
literally explode?
415
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:40,880
Derek is insidetrying to save his guitar!
416
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,751
[ Coughing ]
417
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,058
[ Groans ]Oh, my God.
418
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,974
Don't worry.
419
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,714
He's safe.
420
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:54,763
♪♪
421
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,156
I guess
in this moment,
422
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:57,766
I see how
he's good-looking.
Thank you.
423
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:03,380
♪♪
424
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,037
First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
425
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,952
Come on!
426
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,649
Do it.
The fat kid's name
is Chunk?
427
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,086
Come on.
428
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,696
How does that possibly hold up
in these body-positive times?
429
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,045
Do it!Yeah, it doesn't.
430
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,003
But there's a pirate.
431
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:21,007
So,
I'm in my comfy pants
432
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,574
and ready to dish on that fight
with Douglas.
433
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,968
How can you two
plan a ball together?
434
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,014
You have literally
nothing in common.
435
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,145
You'd be surprised.
436
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,104
I mean, sometimeswe have fun together.
437
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,193
Really?
Spill that tea.
438
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,195
The drama
is in the details.
439
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,979
Okay,
you do realize
440
00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:39,242
that I don't have totell you everything, right?[ Chuckles ]
441
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:39,982
[ Cellphone buzzing ]Ooh!
442
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,244
It's my event planner.
443
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:43,029
[ Cellphone beeps ]Ellen!
444
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,248
You can't call me
from the "L" train, sweetie.
445
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,250
I can't hear you.
I was -- I can't.
446
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,992
I really can't.
447
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:53,039
♪♪
448
00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,606
[ Doorbell rings ]
449
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,827
♪♪
450
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,176
Hi, there.
451
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:04,441
We heard you were having a movienight and wanted to join --
452
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:08,010
me and the kids,
if it's not too late.
453
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,620
It's not too late.
454
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:16,540
♪♪
455
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,325
[ Siren wails ][ Sighs ]
Bro, this is bad.
456
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,153
So heartbreaking.
457
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:21,067
[ Door opens ]Oh, God.Do you think Angie thought
458
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,155
to get
renter's insurance?
459
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,766
Angie!Hey!
460
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,897
What's up, girl?
461
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,727
Well,
Derek is out there
462
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,425
giving his demo
to the paramedics,
463
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,079
as if they haven't
been through enough.
464
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:34,123
Hey, hey, hey.
465
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,211
I downloaded it,
and it's friggin' tight.
466
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,126
They're gonna
love it.
467
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:38,867
This place doesn't look
that bad, right?
468
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,086
Totally.
469
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,131
Just looks...burnt.
470
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,437
[ Scoffs ]
471
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,570
I'm sorry. I thought I was gonnafind a better word.
472
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:50,444
Well, the printer doesn't have
a scratch. It's a miracle.
473
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,446
Angie, promise me
you'll throw that printer out.I can't.
I just can't.
474
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,276
I'm really glad
you guys were here.
475
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,886
Wait,
why were you here?
476
00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,453
Oh, Will decided thatwe should follow you back home
477
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,281
to help you
handle Derek.
478
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,674
Oh, so, when you said
you believed in me...He didn't.
479
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,937
Dude,
what are you doing?Dude, you just --
480
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,765
you literally said,"We need to help her,
481
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,419
but we can't tell herthat we didn't believe in" --
482
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,291
Oh!
Okay,
for the record,
483
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,294
I was kicking him out
when the fire started.
484
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,600
But then
he saved Mr. Roar.
485
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,080
What am I supposed to do
with that?
486
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:21,257
You know, as hard as
the last nine years have been,
487
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,172
one thing has always
been clear --
488
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,435
Graham's dad
was a bad guy.
489
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:31,702
But if Derek's even
a little bit good, I...
490
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,922
I don't know,
i-it feels wrong
491
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,576
keeping Graham
away from him.
492
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,840
Now I don't know
what to do.
493
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,755
Does that make sense?
494
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:41,930
It does.
495
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:42,887
Really?
496
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,324
Yeah.
497
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,108
I mean, you knowhow I feel about Derek.
498
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,197
I thinkthat the guy's a tool
499
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,677
who is unworthy
of you.
500
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,287
♪♪
501
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:54,725
But when it comes
to Graham,
502
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,249
you can trust
your instincts.
503
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,034
Thank you.
504
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,036
♪♪
505
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,255
Three-way handshake?
506
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,996
[ Sighs ]
507
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,998
♪♪
508
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:13,396
One, two, three!
509
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,180
Fire!
510
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,268
Huh?
511
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,443
Why would you
say that?
512
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,879
Like,
literally anything but that.
513
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,402
Oh.
514
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,143
♪ For me♪
515
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,406
♪ Is good, is good enough♪
516
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,495
I'm sorryI was so incessant about lying.
517
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:29,195
It's my main moveas a parent and a doctor.
518
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,805
And a taxpayer.
519
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,155
[ Chuckles ]
That's okay.
520
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,505
I know you were just
trying to protect
521
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,681
whatever it is
we're doing.
522
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,424
Maybe this
is what it is.
523
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,947
I like this.
524
00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,949
You know,romance doesn't have to be
525
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,301
hot towelsand teenage mezzo-sopranos...[ Chuckles ]
526
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,302
...and wine.
527
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,260
Uh, we can still
have wine.
528
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,783
Good.
529
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,350
[ Mouths words ]
530
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,529
Man over P.A.:
Bus 425 with service...
531
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,357
Sorry about your guitar.
532
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,926
Are you gonna be okay?
533
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,189
Yeah.
I've survived worse.
534
00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:08,147
Yeah.
535
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,671
You mean me,
right?
536
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,368
Yeah, I thought
that was pretty clear.
537
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,327
Sorry, I'm not really goodwith subtext.
538
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,459
It's okay.For what it's worth,
539
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:20,594
I think I'm startingto get it -- the parent thing.
540
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,162
When I ran into
that fire,
541
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,511
all I could think aboutwas Graham.
542
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,167
Is that
what it's like?
543
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,907
You just think about himall the time?
544
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,128
Yeah.
545
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,263
Well,
give me a ring
546
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,699
if you're everin my drive-thru again.
547
00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:40,962
I get 15% offthe "Get Skinny" menu,
548
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,572
but don't come
at breakfast.
549
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,791
It's too crazy.
550
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:46,707
Wait.
551
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,404
♪♪
552
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,711
I'm not...
553
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,626
ready for you
to meet Graham.
554
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:55,324
But after tonight
[Sighs]
555
00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:00,416
I'm okay with you
getting to know abouthim.
556
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:04,203
♪♪
557
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,421
Oh, my God,
are these...?
558
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:14,648
♪♪
559
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:15,649
♪♪
560
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,390
He's so little.
561
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:20,044
Well, he'll age
as the album goes on.
562
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,351
He's shirtless
in his kindergarten photo.
563
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:23,439
His idea.
564
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,311
[ Laughs ]
565
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:33,406
♪♪
566
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,407
Thank you.
567
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,670
[ Inhales deeply ]
568
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,976
[ Whistle blows ]
569
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,891
I guess these guys are gonna bepart of all of our interactions?
570
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,415
For the foreseeable future,
yeah.
571
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,112
Well,if you come back to Ratso's,
572
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,113
you can only
bring Miggy.
573
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,114
Will's banned.
574
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,637
Worth it.
575
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:49,248
Ratso's employees have to takea self-defense course
576
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:50,423
because of you,
dude.
577
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:51,989
Oh, no.You had to take a course?
578
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,557
I can't wait to readthat chapter in your memoir.
579
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,211
Okay, have fununderestimating women.
580
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,604
What did you say
to me?!
581
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:58,909
What did you --
Come say that to my face, bro!
582
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,084
I will destroy you!
583
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,521
I think
you're great!
584
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,479
And by the way,
in high school,
585
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,612
I started
a Boy Feminist Club,
586
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,135
and our slogan was,
587
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,442
"Y Y Y?
Because we care"!
588
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,313
It was
a chromosome joke!
589
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,358
And every night
590
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:15,143
I go to sleep
in a Nasty Girl shirt,
591
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:18,059
so eat that,
you bus rider!
592
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,627
Are you okay?
Yeah.
593
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,845
♪♪
594
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:23,543
I'm a feminist.
595
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,196
I believe you.
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