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welcome to sexual response I'm dr. Reed

Robinson hi dr. Robinson this is Joan

from Beverly Hills hey John take a deep

breath how can I help you it's about my

husband we've been married for 13 years

that's nice I believe you it's just

considering having an affair that's a

good marriage I don't know well I don't

know it's about denial John I think you

do know I feel like we're strangers dig

deeper but he doesn't share his feelings

with me does it care will only make love

anymore

so you want to make love with someone

else

to take away the hurt right red we did

menstruation two weeks ago but of course

your obsession with gynecology down my

throat we got a potential lawsuit on two

should be juicy Joan you're gonna have

to issue an ultimatum if he wants to

keep you that he's gonna have to grow

Joan's husband ted has joined us on the

air how can I help you my wife don't

need your help either way the hell are

you doing there you know I think Joan

can speak to me she lives right I'll

kill you let me remind you that crimes

of passion are illegal in the state look

one more beep and I'll cut you both off

the air now there was a time when the

two of you were in love right yeah all

right all right fine okay so tonight I

want you both to sit down together and

look into each other's eyes

and think about that time and think

about all the love you have left to

share I'm dr. Reed Robinson and this has

been sexual

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studio I'm sorry but the show's over way

through taking colas oh ha ha very funny

Philip I'm afraid I'm busy tonight I'm

taking a wife out for a drink by you you

know you're a real bitch Kate putting an

abusive husband on the air with a

fragile wife that's bad psychology but

it's outstanding talk radio

you know these people's problems are

real they don't just go away when we're

off the air

Oh lighten up I bet the two of them will

have great sex tonight

Christ you're allergic neither do you

professor and that's why we've been the

number one talk show of the past five

four years

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so what do you think of Peter as opposed

to who Steve Mike Jake so sweet isn't he

you change engineers more than I change

underwear you don't know anything about

men

I understand men completely they call me

every day for advice all theory dr.

Robinson I suppose you're gonna put that

theory into action right right I hope

you're practicing safe sex we exchanged

medical histories in these tested

negative besides I'm always prepared we

have here we have textured vague Lomu

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drink sweet is me I gotta hit the

freeway on staff pass a bedtime look

I've got a lot of reading to do if I'm

gonna convince my publishers Masters and

Johnson were wrong right and Philip

likes an early dinner and I want to go

Jeff's really got you by the balls

doesn't he I'm telling you Eve your

house you're repeating yourself I'm your

only friend

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hello hi Phillip why are you okay I

think I can fend for myself

yeah I love you too

hiyee that your mother I hope you're

coming to see us for Thanksgiving we all

miss you here in Iowa but chambers

Charles pogchamp

catch you later yeah cachito a beefy

stock clerk who was serving 10 years in

a Ventura County prison for the beating

death of his young wife escaped from his

cell this Tuesday sometime before dawn

authorities in the area have issued a

statewide manhunt for Brent I just

couldn't stand to be away from you for

one hormone oh I'm sorry honey I need to

because I wasn't expecting your home so

soon for you yeah they were beautiful so

how was your day

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I located the perfect investment

generators dirt-cheap help me

you'll be economy the way it is don't

you think we should be saving up by well

so high never give a sucker an even

break me somebody's breath you know well

then you haven't work today this woman

calls in tells me she's in a bad

marriage the husband obvious an abuser

she's on the verge of having an affair

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hello Chuck you didn't Am I

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Phillipa - combo wha ya ya ya cart a

thank you for your advice dr. Robinson

we really looked into each other's eyes

last night it was so romantic what's

your point Joan we made love all night I

climax five times that's very impressive

isn't one night of ecstasy is no

substitute for true happiness mean it

was great

maybe you should Trump this is dr. Eve

Robinson sexual response

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how about masturbation yeah I thought

you'd like that

how many general managers does it take

to screw in a lightbulb

none general managers don't know how to

screw you're in a pissy mood I'm alright

how's the book coming along fine villain

great there must be something stop it

capers nothing wrong I think there is

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you remembered you can run but you can't

hide

cheer up you finally hit your sexual

peak at least that's what you tell your

callers go on open it thanks Gabe but

it's really not my style what style

would you look at yourself it's about

time you've got some style

you think if I wore theirs but get

better ratings no but you might get laid

more often Miss Priss please come on

when is the last time you got laid last

week last month I'm leaving last year

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you're so sneaky

come on Excel or these kids will burn

this place down

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I owed 82 degrees by consent

clear skies tonight with a low near 70

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Julia sorry darling but I can't help you

we go sexual bullies it's your wife's

business she just left working

okay

no bitch you're a model then you ought

to be you have run a classic beauty

thank you yeah Sheba drinks about

half-full hey Jack come over here give

us another drink will ya Oh what's a

hurry babe you got all night

get your hand off me

leave your comp and such an attitude

what is it cervical cap on too tight you

know ordinarily I'd take the time to

delve into such an extreme case of

arrested adolescence there's such an

obvious asshole it wouldn't be worth it

bitch yeah dance

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I'll bet you're a model

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he can be a real drag sometimes you know

him he's a good friend of mine you see

one of us hits on the girl she gets all

riled up the other swoops in to the

rescue

works every time I could be dancing with

him mm-hmm I paid him off this time

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if getting late you better get going

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well thanks for asking me

anytime

so so thanks again

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tough guy

I don't know Big Show in there for the

little lady how are you one-on-one

you forgot the jacket thanks doc so

how'd you know she wouldn't go for me it

didn't

happy birthday person and think that

neat I have something

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move you sweetheart Mayon yeah not only

my it eighteenth-century mired you go

great on the top shelf

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look at you when I first met you you

wouldn't have learned a difference

between Maya and Michelangelo villa

outside a party we're having a party I

mean have some friends over friends a

party you know music dancing dancing of

course let's dance

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sunny see a little keep left a bad for

an old father huh

you know we start the curls and

Charlie's after work your drink today

this ridiculous man Ashley felt I was a

model anyway then this nice young man

came over you know that would look much

better on the foil table

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don't you agree I agree that's wonderful

but the fact that he's giving you

multiple orgasms doesn't excuse the

emotional and physical abuse you're

taking but every time you takes off his

shirt it makes me that's why would a

cream that's sort of a parent you've got

a problem you're willing to stay in an

abusive relationship go out and buy

yourself a vibrator it doesn't beat you

and doesn't leave the toilet seat up

thanks for calling edge from Los Angeles

you're on sexual response hello and dr.

Robinson is that mr. edge just edge your

voice sounds familiar have we talked

before

I'm the first-time caller okay how can I

help you I saw this incredibly beautiful

woman the other day at a bar we didn't

say anything

it just stared at each other the next

day I saw her there again we danced was

it a slow dance yeah

very slow I can still feel her soft body

pressed against me doesn't sound too bad

yeah except she didn't even tell me her

name she broke it off suddenly unless

that is a problem

she was scared doctor very scared but I

know there's something real between us

that I know she's feeling it too

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I only had the chance to see her to talk

to her don't touch her I suggest you go

back to the bar edge who knows she may

be already waiting for you there

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now what cheating off the bike would be

a good start

the kind of dangerous living down here

yeah I like danger interesting you know

my undergraduate degree was art history

I was in love with the Fobus these are

these are sort of seagull esque only

more intense darker you're staring at me

again ever since I first saw you you've

been staring morning Lisa come on

you know da Vinci was commissioned to

paint some rich man's wife she wasn't as

pretty

as you are

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we threw some oils in the canvas

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Philip are you in there

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I'm sorry dear I should have called I

was worried sick about you

guess I lost track of time

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I was imagining all kinds of horrible

things happening to you yeah it's good

to have you home in one piece

I guess I have spare second I do

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you look particularly beautiful this

evening thank you

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look what is it I thought I heard

something outside you see anything stay

here

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well what was it nothing to worry about

just a stray animal put out some poison

in the morning we take care of

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getting late

sorry hon oh I just need to be up in

ojai by living o'clock and it's getting

a little bit late I'll see you for

dinner then no I don't think I'll make

it by 8:30 actually so I wouldn't wait

up for me have a productive day what is

that

now Thunder worried about butter just

surprised last night's guests

Eve would you come here please so this

is your spray I have no idea I'm not

leaving you here alone I can see your

trip Phillip I'm certain colors idea

yeah you know Eve you really do have a

gorgeous body find the guy that made

that statue oh shoot that son of a bitch

myself

by I Phillip hey carry yourself

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go away and take that thing with you you

think you are creeping around my house

in the middle of the night how am I

supposed to explain that huh what sexual

response

shut up how did you get my address

information

we're unlisted yeah I love you home you

really got a lot of nerve do I get to

kiss the bride

you're unbelievable

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great I need you

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look

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more

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a great place to hide out when I was

kids out in the woods behind our house

used to go out there for hours and dream

about the world we're from small town so

you can imagine the adventures that went

through my head that it would get dark

my mother would call us with dinner

sounds like things haven't changed much

yeah

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you know when I met Phillip he was so

different he was literally from another

world I mean

I'm talking too much

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where you from I don't know it's a lot

of places I moved around a lot

what about your family dad

I'm sorry what happened

I really don't like to talk about it

okay

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sounds like you have a lot of unresolved

issues not one of you callers dr.

Robinson is just trying to get to know

you better why so you can trick my head

too

I understand no you don't understand

what's for dessert

I didn't bring any I guess we'll have to

improvise

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I'll be in touch oh don't go why do you

have to leave no I got work to do

uh listen there's something in the house

he really could use your help with would

you mind please I really gotta go

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dessert and you're gonna get your

calories free fat free nutrients free

you guys try it that good huh

I'm sorry must have some berry syrup

whipped creams good

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hello hi sweetheart

Finland is everything okay nothing's

wrong is it no I was sleeping I must

have been dreaming

I can't make it back from Ojai you said

okay yeah okay look do me a favor will

you keep the gun by the bed possible all

right

see you tomorrow love you I love you too

edge and

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it

are you doing put that away she looks

quite the head hunter isn't he come on

let's just go after an accident one day

the Philips commanding is gone and it

just accidentally shoots himself what's

wrong need the gun by your bed possum

he's pumping his gun as usual he

accidentally sticks it where I should

stop it

he wouldn't keep it loaded now would he

I want you to leave now

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you want me to go stop stay still

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Hey sorry

leave me alone

do you possum go away please go away

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lying to your husband only breeds

mistrust Devon but I can't help it I'm

addicted to this guy well you better be

ready to sacrifice a marriage because

that's where you're headed

she's on a roll today give us somebody

interesting got it boss

edge from Los Angeles remember me dr.

Robinson how could I forget a woman I

told you about last time I saw her again

flasher on two I talked I touch one

spell a one-night stand

no it's got much more than that much

more

and telling you about it if you want you

sure you're not deluding yourself I know

that she doesn't care about her husband

don't jump to conclusions

and all she wants me as much as I want

her he's still their doctor from here

good I said only one thing standing

between us I'm going to do something

about go to commercial

sex was so good you forgot how to talk

Eve come on in the middle of a show okay

so you're having an affair and you feel

ashamed to it but believe me you'll get

over it

Katie forced himself on me last night

I'm sorry okay I shouldn't have

encouraged you it's not your fault

I wanted it he stole Phillips gun

let's call the police yet

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what about the show the press of course

of Oh fine let the fucker walk the

streets and rape somebody else oh you

again

the only thing I'm worried about kid is

getting that gun back before I filled up

comes home tonight you insane

do you realize you're walking straight

into a trap do you have a better idea

call him tell him you'll meet him

anywhere but his place now you want me

to see him not blown off by the time

he's come and gone I'll have a gun

the only thing you're standing ugly

sorry you'd met me at the bar like I

asked

to many people

you don't trust me do you age do you

mean what you said on the radio this

morning

every word about my husband Tracy at

least I'm not alluding myself doctor

what do you want a medal you're talking

about killing my husband

well quit pretending you care about him

so much this is what you want isn't it

you shouldn't have taken I needed to be

taught a lesson and what's that you

don't love him you're scared of him edge

wait please alone

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nice neighborhood come on let's go wait

you didn't tell me anything about this

oh so what this is disgusting so we're

just gonna climb up the fire escape it's

no big deal

what come on I think it's probably the

easiest way to get up there anyway in

the end why don't you wait here okay

why do you stay here the car so no one

steals a stereo thanks dad gonna make it

quick yeah

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hey rainy

there oh I'm really sorry but I didn't

bring any how about this it's all I've

got

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something wrong or something

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wait a minute right there

to just remind you something when you

produce the show I seem to remember that

the shed was at a 5.6 average

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shit

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the portrait

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bastard

Eve it's Kate you've got it how tell me

something

what's Philip ever married before forget

it no nothing forget I ever mentioned it

just be careful

why didn't you tell her let's go

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fill it

you

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what are you doing

how cute right it belongs when you gave

it back to me

yeah I gave it back to him you didn't

even have to ask did you desert somebody

to break it in my studio that's what's

wrong I owe you do it thing don't you

ever feel anything

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nothing to do with you then we even all

Phil can go back to living happy lives

together I do

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Dave I'm home

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Dave what happened

sweetheart what happened to you nothing

is so bad you can't tell you I've been

having an affair I know I should have

told you sooner Oh God

kill it don't turn your back on me now

haven't I given you everything you've

always wanted yes you give me things but

he does the other name

Edgewood

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how do you feel

you're gonna feel much better in the

morning I want you to do for me I'm

gonna make you feel much better

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come on

girl

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good

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pun chambers Los Angeles

I believe edge thank you is there a

dress with that yes

very much

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trust me how you doing sweetie I'm

pretty hungry he's a sick dude you to do

don't you

I'll get you a taco instead hey fuckin

nice I'll fuck you too later come on

let's go all right

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with fleshly way

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Philip what are you doing hands where I

grab the paper what is he doing you it's

always been in the paper

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hello

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hunting accident claims life

look husband rested in white stare i'm

kambiz freed on bail

hey does that newspaper say anything

about a kid see shit Peter can you find

that would you go for the light switch

so it's appeared use that I'll go find a

candle

oh here unable unable to locate any

surviving family members authorities a

place the Vaughn chambers child in the

state institution pending further

inquiry meanwhile an arrest warrant for

first-degree murder has been issued for

Charles Vaughn chambers in the death of

his wife Veronica a manhunt is in places

he's considered armed and dangerous

Peter did you hear that

Peter

yeah

don't believe everything you read you

think you can get away with us again

you're dead wrong wrong you're dead

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a possum I see you've finally developed

an appreciation for artist Philip you

saw your son get caught in the crossfire

such a pity

relax darling it's only Kate's latest

power

is it

where is he

what have you done with them please tell

me

made you feel good about yourself

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yes I finally good to see you got my

invitation yes I figured it was you so

what are you trying to tell me screwing

my wife

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tell me you did my mother she did

Michael Juno

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I told my husband the truth and can't he

hit me and left I'm sorry bud

oh no it's okay don't worry about it

it's for the better anyway you're facing

the truth yeah you helped me face the

fact that my husband was a big pig you

really helped me out a lot dr. Robertson

thank you take care

next call edge how are you well that

woman I told you about

we ran into some rough times I hope

that's behind us now it's really good

news yeah I was using her to get back at

somebody and that was wrong I'm really

sorry I did that you've done a lot of

thinking yeah yeah I guess I am I care

about her I really do I shall ever

believe me I think she's lucky to know

someone who has the courage you have

someone who's honest about his feelings

I uh I feel lucky too well I I gotta go

get well soon and let us know how you're

doing Thanks yeah thanks so well

thanks for listening I'm dr. Eve

Robinson and this has been sexual

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