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[laughs]
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[electronic ringing]
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� You're lucky
I still have this on.
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What is so pressing?
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� I�I just wanted to talk
to you
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about something that I couldn't
really talk to you about
at the center.
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Um, look, I...really like you,
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and I told the sheikh
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that I would tell you
some things about me,
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uh, before we get to know
each other,
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and, uh, I�I think you need
to know that...
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I have had sex,
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and I have watched
a lot of porn,
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and��and I've had sex
with people
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that I shouldn't
have had it with.
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Um...
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� Yeah, I don't need
to know the details.
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[gentle music]
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� Uh, okay, but��yeah,
but the sheikh told me
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that��that I should, you know,
tell you about...
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� No, I�I know who you are.
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I�I get the vibe.
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� Like, what vibe?
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Like��like a��
like a porn vibe?
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Like, you feel, like,
a porn vibe off me?
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� No, I��no.
I know you've��
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you've had a past,
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and I don't need the details.
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� Really?
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� Yeah.
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I'm just interested
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in who you are becoming,
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who you want to be.
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That's it.
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♪ ♪
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� Okay.
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So this is my room,
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and that is all
you will ever see, ever,
in person.
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This is the rest of the house.
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Great lighting.
And this is my mom's piano.
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[haltingly playing piano]
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♪ ♪
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Blah, blah, blah.
� [laughs]
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[both laugh]
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You're popular.
You're trying to tell me
you're not popular.
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You're like a popular person.
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You're defin��
� No!
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� You're definitely
a popular person.
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Yeah, I feel like people
are trying to talk to you
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and, you know, are��
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you know, they're��they're��
wanna know what you think.
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♪ ♪
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� I mean, not really.
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This is the piece
everyone's been talking about.
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� [laughs]
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Wow, that was...
� [imitates
pulsing sound]
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� Wow, that's��yeah.
That. [laughs]
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♪ ♪
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I just��I feel...
so much closer to God
when I'm with you.
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ZAINAB: I feel the same way,
too, 'cause I have to
teach you so much.
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♪ ♪
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[cell phone buzzes]
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Hey, what's up?
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STEVE: Pack your bag.
Come outside, bitch.
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MO: There he is!
Let's go, baby!
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STEVE: Get your shit.
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We're going to Atlantic City.
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� What?
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� Your bachelor party.
Let's go.
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� Yeah, I'm��I'm not
getting married.
MO: Come on, man.
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We know how seriously
you've been taking Zainab, bro.
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You've been talking to her
for a month nonstop.
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You've been leading prayers.
You've got prayer beads
around your neck.
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� Your posture's better.
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MO: It's only
a matter of time, bro.
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You're on a Muslim schedule.
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You're gonna be married
within a month.
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� Yasmina and I did
our katb kitab
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17 days after our parents met.
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The reason I know the days is,
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we were gonna wait ten days,
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but then she got
her menstrual cycle,
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so we pushed a week. 17 days.
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� Yeah, dude, our parents
haven't even met yet.
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MO: That's why
it's the right time!
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I don't like how white people
do their bachelor parties.
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It's really weird, man.
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They do them
right before the wedding.
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[laughs]
They're already committed.
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That's disgusting.
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� Who��who came up with this?
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� Steve.
� Steve did.
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Look, man.
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It's a really good night
for me to sin.
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I've got my virtual umrah
scheduled for later tonight.
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RAMY: Virtual umrah?
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� Oh, my God.
Shut up!
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MO: Yeah, man.
I've got a guy in Mecca
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doing umrah for me.
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It's a new startup.
The patent is pending.
Fatwa's pending too.
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I got the VR working.
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I got the guy heading
to umrah right now.
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All right?
He's gonna be in Mecca.
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He's��all my sins
are gonna be wiped clean
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within six hours,
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so I gotta get in some shit
right now.
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� I'm just going to make sure
none of you guys do anything
you're gonna regret.
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MO: He wants to go.
This guy's a gambling addict.
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� I will not touch the slots.
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I'm not gonna gamble.
I'm just driving.
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� Yeah, look,
I don't want to go
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to Atlantic City, all right?
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It's disgusting.
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It's a bunch of
haram shit
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that I'm��I'm not doing
anymore.
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STEVE: Hey, man,
ever since you've been
so religious,
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I've barely seen you,
and once you get married,
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I'm never gonna see you.
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So let's just try
to have some fun
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one [pained] last time.
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� What's going on?
Are you okay?
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� Just get in the fucking van.
MO: Get in the fucking car.
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My guy is waiting
for his flight to Mecca, okay?
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He already has the��
the haram on.
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� Let me��let me just��
let me sleep on it.
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Maybe we'll go tomorrow. I��
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AHMED: No, Ramy. We gotta go
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before the snowstorm hits
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or you're gonna be snowed in
with your family
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and the next thing you know,
you're gonna be married
before it melts.
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� You wanna go that bad?
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� No, I'm only going
'cause you're going.
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It's haram.
I understand it's haram.
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But it's gonna snow.
I don't do well with snow.
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� Look, one��one night, okay?
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One night, and we're not
gonna do anything crazy.
Yeah?
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� Keep it halal 100%.
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AHMED:
Bring some sheets, though.
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Some of these hotels
have bad sheets.
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Extra ones, just in case.
� Shut up.
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Just get your shit. Hurry up.
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Shut the fuck up, Ahmed.
MO: Dude, what the fuck
are you bringing up sheets?
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AHMED: I saw blood on a sheet.
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AHMED: Ugh. Smells like
old carpet.
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[smooth music playing]
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� What the fuck
is this hotel, Steve?
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� It was the only hotel left.
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There's a big fight
this weekend.
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� Bro, it's like,
45 minutes away
from the main strip.
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� Hey, man, this is one
of the only spots
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not hit by Hurricane Sandy.
It's resilient.
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� I think it's kind of nice
that we're far away
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from all the distractions.
It's good.
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� Oh, shit, bro.
It's like��
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strip club is like
six blocks away.
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� Yeah, I know.
They don't have a ramp,
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so I brought
my manual wheelchair.
RAMY: Yeah, why don't we
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do something
a little bit more low�key?
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Yeah? Like maybe go
to a magic show or something?
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� Magic?
That shit's demonic.
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� Astaghfirullah,
definitely evil.
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� You're saying strippers
are more halal than magicians?
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� 100%.
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Magicians speak to jinn.
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Strippers express themselves.
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� Eh, Ahmed,
come on, man.
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You don't want
to go to a strip club.
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� No, I don't want to go,
but if I do go,
I won't look at them.
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Maybe I can give
some of the employees
some money
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to put towards
their studies, inshallah.
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� Shut the fuck up.
What are you, Drake?
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You're gonna put
these strippers
through college?
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� Yes.
This is actually sadaqah.
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� Dude, this isn't
what we agreed on.
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STEVE: Ramy,
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you've been haram
your entire life.
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I know how you are with women,
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so let's not pretend
that you can't do this
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for one more night.
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MO: Come on, man, let's go.
[speaking Arabic]
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Let's get out of here.
I'm running out of time.
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Let's get some titties
in Steve's face.
[speaking Arabic]
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STEVE: Yes, we should.
AHMED: Yeah, you guys check in.
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I'll meet you upstairs.
I gotta call Yasmina.
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MO: Yeah.
Here, I'll take
the fucking bag.
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AHMED: Thank you.
MO: All right, no problem.
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[machine sounds]
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Ex��excuse me, sir,
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in the blue hoodie.
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� Yeah, what?
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� I need you to push
this button for me.
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� Why can't you
fucking do it?
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� I'm Muslim.
I can't, man.
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I just need you to push
this button for me.
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♪ ♪
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You hit the jackpot,
you can keep all the winnings.
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I can't take the money.
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It's haram.
It's the devil's work.
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� Yeah, whatever, man.
All I gotta do
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is hit this button?
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AHMED: Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Use your right hand.
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Always lead with your right.
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♪ ♪
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GAMBLER: Holy shit.
[laughs] $1,400!
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How the fuck did you know, man?
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� I just do.
I always do.
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GAMBLER: [laughs]
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� I gotta go.
I gotta go pray
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before I go to the strip club
with my friends.
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� Yeah, I'm gonna do
some fucking praying
of my own.
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[Arab rap music]
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♪ ♪
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[rapping in Arabic continues]
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♪ ♪
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� Get down here.
Get down here and give my man
a lap dance.
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My man's almost about
to get married.
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� Uh, no, I'm��I'm okay.
Thank you.
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� I got you, bro.
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� Uh, I'm okay.
Thank you, thank you
so much.
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STRIPPER: So you're Ramy?
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Gonna get married?
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� Um, w�well, our, uh��
our parents are about to meet,
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and we're Muslim, so...
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STRIPPER: Hmm...Muslim.
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� Yeah, yeah, and um��
you know, in our��
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in our culture,
when the parents meet,
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uh, usually, we try
to get married quickly
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so that we��we don't have sex
before marriage.
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� Oh, yeah?
RAMY: Uh...
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[laughs] Yeah.
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Um, so��so yeah, that's, uh...
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That's��that's what's happening
right now.
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So��so this is all a little��
little premature, uh...
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♪ ♪
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So, uh...[chuckles]
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Sorry, c�can you, uh...
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c�could you take those off?
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� These?
� Yeah.
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Uh, c�can you��
can you take them off?
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Like, no, take them off,
seriously.
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Those are my prayer beads.
My��my sheikh��
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please, I need those.
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[rap music playing]
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Yeah. Dude.
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♪ ♪
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MO: Whoa.
What happened to Ramy?
248
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� Who cares?
249
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[muffled rap music
in background]
250
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♪ ♪
251
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� Ramy, you okay?
252
00:12:47,909 --> 00:12:49,749
� Dude, it's fucking disgusting
in there.
253
00:12:49,747 --> 00:12:51,077
� I know.
I agree.
254
00:12:51,082 --> 00:12:52,592
RAMY:
Then why are you here, man?
255
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:54,546
I thought you knew better
than this.
256
00:12:54,548 --> 00:12:56,508
I just expected more from you.
257
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,720
� Me?
You expected more from me?
258
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� Yeah.
AHMED: Do you know
how many times
259
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:02,402
I've watched you
do crazy things,
260
00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:05,146
slowly waiting, praying
261
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,822
that you do the right thing?
262
00:13:06,822 --> 00:13:08,532
� I�I know.
� I never judged you!
263
00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:10,834
I just prayed for you.
264
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,710
Do you know how many times
I've prayed for you?
265
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,209
I've prayed for you more times
266
00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:15,592
than I prayed for the refugees.
267
00:13:15,590 --> 00:13:17,430
Then I feel guilty about that
268
00:13:17,426 --> 00:13:19,056
because I say to myself,
"Ahmed,
269
00:13:19,055 --> 00:13:20,265
"why are you praying for Ramy?
270
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:21,555
"You could pray
for the refugees.
271
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,230
Why? You don't know
who to decide to��"
272
00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,400
Then I get a panic attack,
and I feel bad about myself
273
00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:29,622
because I can send that energy
to those kids, but no,
274
00:13:29,618 --> 00:13:31,038
I gotta send them to you
275
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:33,167
when I know you
ain't worth shit.
276
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� Okay, look, man,
I'm��I'm sorry.
I'm��I'm just��
277
00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:38,889
� You don't think I know
this strip joint is disgusting?
278
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,216
But I got other demons
to deal with myself.
279
00:13:41,224 --> 00:13:45,114
I could be a world poker
champion!
280
00:13:45,107 --> 00:13:46,737
� I'm just trying to do
the right thing, okay?
281
00:13:46,735 --> 00:13:48,405
� You're not doing
the right thing.
282
00:13:48,405 --> 00:13:50,075
You're using the urinal.
It's haram.
283
00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:52,655
All that splash�back's
getting on your clothes.
284
00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:54,424
You're covered in piss.
285
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,207
Your prayers won't count.
286
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[rap continues in background]
287
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♪ ♪
288
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["Throw Some More" playing]
289
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♪ ♪
290
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SINGER: ♪ Goody so good,
it made my seats wet ♪
291
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RAMY: Dude, we��we��
� No, no.
292
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,051
� Excuse me.
Sorry.
293
00:14:20,052 --> 00:14:21,142
I, uh��
STEVE: Ramy, get out.
294
00:14:21,137 --> 00:14:22,557
� Here, thank you
for your work,
295
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,767
but I��we gotta go.
We gotta go.
296
00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:26,228
Here, it's��here.
297
00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,690
For you.
Yep, we're getting out of here.
298
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:30,742
� Ramy, don't do this.
299
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,450
Ramy, I swear to God, no.
300
00:14:33,453 --> 00:14:34,753
No!
301
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,838
Ramy. Fuck.
302
00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,705
RAMY: Come on, guys. Let's go.
We're getting out of here.
303
00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:39,844
� Dude, what are you talking
about, man?
304
00:14:39,841 --> 00:14:41,051
Hold on a second.
305
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,512
I got��I got
another 30 minutes.
306
00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:44,854
My guy's about to check in
to the Mecca Hilton Towers.
307
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,151
� I don't want to be here
anymore.
308
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:48,435
� You interrupted a lap dance.
309
00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:49,951
You don't do that.
310
00:14:49,945 --> 00:14:51,315
� This place isn't good for us.
311
00:14:51,322 --> 00:14:53,082
It's��it's not good
for the people who work here.
312
00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,706
Half this place
is like an office.
313
00:14:54,705 --> 00:14:56,995
There's��there's a guy, like,
printing something back there.
314
00:14:57,001 --> 00:15:00,011
Like, spiritually,
this��this sucks.
315
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:01,177
STEVE: Stop
with the religious shit.
316
00:15:01,175 --> 00:15:02,295
RAMY: Steve, I'm telling you,
man,
317
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,642
if you just believed
in something,
318
00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:05,179
it would change everything
for you.
319
00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:06,563
Just trust me.
320
00:15:06,562 --> 00:15:09,612
� It is always the same
with the religious people.
321
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:14,579
Muslims, Christians��
all you do is tell people
how to live their lives.
322
00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,078
� Dude, I'm trying to help you.
That's what I'm trying to do.
323
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,670
� Yo, yo, yo, yo.
324
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,127
You guys can't be arguing
about God and shit in here.
325
00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,510
No religion.
I mean, it's a titty joint.
326
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:23,930
What's the matter with you?
327
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,689
I got a certain ambience
to uphold around here,
328
00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:29,515
and you fucking guys
are making everything
uncomfortable.
329
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:30,904
You know what? I want you
330
00:15:30,902 --> 00:15:32,492
and your whole fucking crew
out of here.
331
00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:33,448
� What?
RAMY: Yeah, sure.
No problem.
332
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:34,738
OWNER: Take 'em out.
� Yes!
333
00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:36,373
OWNER: Claudio, get
these fucking guys out of here.
334
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,710
RAMY: Yeah,
we're trying to leave.
That's what we're doing.
335
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:38,917
� Good. Take the furry�neck
motherfucker
336
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:40,418
and the
turtleneck motherfucker.
337
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,970
Take them both out and go!
� Come on!
338
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,005
� Yes, sir.
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
339
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,099
MO: Come on, Ramy. Come on!
340
00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:46,635
Ah, jeez!
� The fuck out of here.
341
00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:48,482
MO: Fucking last time
I see you this year.
342
00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,438
� You gotta change the tubes
in your soda machines.
343
00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,860
� Take a walk��take a walk!
344
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,120
Claudio, get this guy
and take his fucking crew out,
345
00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:55,655
all of them!
346
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,080
DJ: All right, folks,
it's snowing hard out there,
347
00:15:57,079 --> 00:16:01,339
so let's stay warm
with some half�off dances!
348
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:07,353
� Why, uh��why are we
in this room again?
349
00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:09,649
� It's the only one
with a roll�in shower.
350
00:16:09,646 --> 00:16:10,856
� Roll�in shower?
351
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:12,147
Okay, are we showering you
this weekend?
352
00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:14,201
Is that...
� [groans]
353
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,790
� Dude, what��what's wrong,
man?
354
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:18,867
What's happening?
355
00:16:18,873 --> 00:16:20,213
� I have to come.
356
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,628
� I know you wanted
to stay at the strip club,
357
00:16:21,628 --> 00:16:23,918
dude, but I'm telling you,
it's not good for you
358
00:16:23,924 --> 00:16:25,014
to be there.
� No,
359
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:26,430
you don't fucking get it.
360
00:16:26,429 --> 00:16:29,439
I gotta come, and I need help.
361
00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:31,225
Agh!
362
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:34,030
In case you haven't noticed,
my hands don't work,
363
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,408
and because of my condition,
364
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,695
if I don't come, it builds up,
365
00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:41,712
and it really fucking hurts!
366
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:44,050
Usually, my nurse will help me,
367
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,048
but she's been
on maternity leave
368
00:16:46,052 --> 00:16:47,722
for the past month.
369
00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:50,142
� She��she usually, like...
370
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,613
� Yes.
RAMY: Okay.
371
00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:56,355
� But now, they assigned me
this 50�year�old bald guy.
372
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:58,284
No way I'm asking him.
373
00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,084
� W�what if, uh��
what if we just put you
in the bed
374
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,382
and��and you just sleep,
and then maybe you'll get
a wet dream, right?
375
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:06,378
If it's so built up, you'll��
� I don't get those anymore.
376
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:10,314
Agh, dude, fucking dying, man.
377
00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:13,518
You know,
I picked Atlantic City
378
00:17:13,524 --> 00:17:17,494
because I knew
I'd have a bunch of options.
379
00:17:17,489 --> 00:17:19,329
Didn't think
you would cock�block me.
380
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:21,206
� I�I don't know, man.
381
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,955
I�I'm sorry. Like...
382
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,589
� Yeah, now I can't even go
back to that strip club.
383
00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:28,849
All the snow out there��
it's all accumulated.
384
00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:30,466
My chair would get fucked up.
385
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:31,773
� What do you want to do, man,
386
00:17:31,768 --> 00:17:33,228
just so we can make you
feel better?
387
00:17:33,229 --> 00:17:36,149
� We're in Atlantic City.
Call a hooker.
388
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:38,072
� No, dude.
I don't want that energy
in here.
389
00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:39,702
It's��
� Oh, fuck your energy.
390
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:41,661
I'm dying, man.
391
00:17:41,663 --> 00:17:43,793
� What if we get you on Tinder,
yeah, and you can just, like,
392
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,132
maybe match with a nice woman,
393
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:47,128
and then��and then she
can come over,
394
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:49,432
and��and something
could happen organically?
395
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:52,638
� I am not going on Tinder
396
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:54,524
to use a woman.
397
00:17:54,522 --> 00:17:57,112
I'm not you.
398
00:17:57,110 --> 00:18:00,740
[groaning]
399
00:18:00,743 --> 00:18:03,543
RAMY: All right, all right.
Hey, hey, what if, uh...
400
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:08,298
What if I��what if I��
what if I help you?
401
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,732
Like��like, dude,
402
00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:15,937
if you're gonna die
or something,
403
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:19,780
I'll, uh... I'll jerk you off.
404
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:28,375
� You think jerking me off
is less haram than a hooker?
405
00:18:28,381 --> 00:18:29,801
� I don't know.
I don't know, all right?
406
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:31,641
I�I�I��I'm just��I'm just
trying to do the right thing.
407
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,558
STEVE: The fuck is wrong
with you?
408
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:34,939
You want to jerk me off
409
00:18:34,936 --> 00:18:37,896
so you can feel...
410
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,530
like a better Muslim.
411
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:43,369
You're not going to use my come
412
00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:46,379
to wash your sins.
413
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,005
� All right, man.
Okay, all right.
Just let's...
414
00:18:50,008 --> 00:18:51,178
we'll��we'll call somebody.
415
00:18:51,177 --> 00:18:53,637
� Thank you.
Thank you.
� Okay.
416
00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,770
� Hurry up.
� All right, I'm on it.
417
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,490
� What part are you at?
418
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:08,003
� [stammers]
I'm at the Kaaba.
419
00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,712
It's so unreal.
420
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:13,474
� Really?
Oh, man.
421
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:16,101
� [breathlessly] Oh...
422
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:18,941
It feels like
I'm [speaking Arabic], man.
423
00:19:18,941 --> 00:19:22,491
� For real?
MO: It's so amazing.
424
00:19:22,489 --> 00:19:24,829
It's��it's like a��
425
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,828
it's like an apocalypse
of snow outside,
426
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,792
and... [laughs]
427
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:32,514
I'm in [speaking Arabic]
and I can...
428
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,300
like, feel the warmth.
429
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,104
� Like, really feel it?
430
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,440
MO: I mean, almost.
431
00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,435
� Okay.
� [speaking Arabic]
432
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,040
Ohh...
433
00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:55,307
� Bro, I know a guy who kissed
the Black Stone once,
434
00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:57,475
woke up the next day
with a cold sore.
435
00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:59,225
He had to sit out
the rest of Hajj.
436
00:20:00,983 --> 00:20:08,123
� [chanting in Arabic]
437
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:11,172
[continues chanting]
AHMED: You're saying it wrong.
You're drunk.
438
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,010
I got some sins
I gotta clear, too.
439
00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:16,217
[Mo continues chanting]
440
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:20,524
� If you could please make it,
that��that would be,
uh, amazing.
441
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,902
Okay, thank you, Lindsay.
442
00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:26,909
� Another no?
443
00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:28,120
RAMY: She said she's gonna try,
444
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,960
but nobody wants to come
because of the snow.
445
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:32,338
� Ah, fuck.
RAMY: I tried everything, dude,
446
00:20:32,337 --> 00:20:33,797
every website.
447
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,509
I talked to a pimp.
448
00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:37,521
Like, a pimp has
my phone number right now.
449
00:20:37,515 --> 00:20:39,385
I don't��he could do
anything with that.
450
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:42,323
I...
STEVE: [groans]
451
00:20:42,315 --> 00:20:45,735
All right, listen.
452
00:20:47,325 --> 00:20:50,285
If this is not
453
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:55,339
about pleasing your Allah...
454
00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:01,725
Then maybe...
455
00:21:01,730 --> 00:21:03,360
you can do this.
456
00:21:03,357 --> 00:21:05,947
� Look, man, I�I don't think
457
00:21:05,946 --> 00:21:09,116
Allah would be pleased by this.
458
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:12,169
� Just tell me
how you would do it.
459
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:15,167
� Look, I think I'd just try
to do
460
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:19,643
whatever, you know,
the lowest�impact version
of it would be.
461
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,020
Like, maybe, uh, I'd put
my hand on your hand,
and just kind of, like,
462
00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:25,152
guide like that
so it feels like you,
like you're doing it.
463
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,621
� No, man.
You'd pull my shoulder out.
464
00:21:27,615 --> 00:21:30,235
� Right, okay.
Um...
465
00:21:30,244 --> 00:21:32,124
w�what if I take
this towel, yeah?
466
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:33,673
It's a soft towel.
467
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:37,678
I place it on,
and I just kind of, like,
you know,
468
00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:42,016
the two ends
and just kind of create
some torque and��and��and...
469
00:21:43,814 --> 00:21:45,324
� Fine.
470
00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:50,076
Just promise me
471
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,116
that you're going to hate this.
472
00:21:52,122 --> 00:21:54,382
Just tell me
you're grossed out by it.
473
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:56,706
Tell me you're a shitty Muslim.
474
00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:58,974
� I'm��yeah, dude,
I'm grossed out by it,
475
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:01,559
and I'm...
476
00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,808
I'm��I am a shitty Muslim,
all right?
477
00:22:03,812 --> 00:22:06,232
I'm a��I'm a fucking��
I'm a piece of shit Muslim.
478
00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,310
Feel it?
� Yeah, yeah.
479
00:22:45,311 --> 00:22:47,981
� Okay, I'm just trying
to get...
480
00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:55,410
STEVE: [grunts]
481
00:23:03,472 --> 00:23:04,732
No, no, it's not working.
� No? No, no?
482
00:23:04,725 --> 00:23:06,185
� No, I'm getting rug burn.
483
00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,266
Sorry, sorry.
484
00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:08,782
Yeah? STEVE: Yeah, it's fine.
485
00:23:08,775 --> 00:23:10,355
� Okay, um, let me just try
the pillow.
486
00:23:10,361 --> 00:23:11,571
� Sure.
� Try it��try it with the...
487
00:23:11,572 --> 00:23:13,372
� Yeah.
� Yeah? Let's try to...
488
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:14,867
� Uh, great.
� Yeah?
489
00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:16,250
� Put it there.
490
00:23:16,248 --> 00:23:17,458
� Get in there, yeah.
491
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,748
� Uh�huh.
� Yeah? Okay.
492
00:23:18,753 --> 00:23:20,923
� All right.
493
00:23:20,924 --> 00:23:22,894
Ow.
494
00:23:22,886 --> 00:23:25,176
Dude, ease up.
495
00:23:25,182 --> 00:23:27,812
� I'm��I'm��all right.
496
00:23:27,813 --> 00:23:29,693
� No, no, easy.
497
00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:31,242
� Okay, okay.
498
00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:37,249
STEVE: Agh.
499
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,378
Ah, shit, ow.
500
00:23:40,379 --> 00:23:41,379
RAMY: Okay, let me try
something.
501
00:23:41,381 --> 00:23:42,551
Put��can you put it in drive?
502
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:43,641
Put it in drive.
� What?
503
00:23:43,636 --> 00:23:44,806
� Put it in drive.
Just put it...
504
00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:46,135
� What the fuck?
� Just put it in drive.
505
00:23:46,141 --> 00:23:47,811
� Okay, fine.
� You got it?
506
00:23:47,811 --> 00:23:49,771
� Yeah.
� It's moving?
507
00:23:49,774 --> 00:23:51,154
Okay.
508
00:23:51,151 --> 00:23:52,531
� Ramy, what are you doing?
509
00:23:52,529 --> 00:23:54,239
What?
510
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,841
No.
� Okay.
511
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:07,943
[couple moaning on phone]
512
00:24:08,728 --> 00:24:11,778
� Turn it off. Stop.
This isn't working.
513
00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:13,396
� Yeah, I know, dude.
I know it's not
fucking working.
514
00:24:13,404 --> 00:24:14,414
I'm trying to��
� Shut the fuck up
515
00:24:14,406 --> 00:24:16,326
and give a minute.
516
00:24:16,326 --> 00:24:17,366
[groans]
517
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,922
All right, look.
518
00:24:22,923 --> 00:24:27,983
I've been doing this
for my entire adult life,
519
00:24:27,975 --> 00:24:30,515
and there is only one way
520
00:24:30,522 --> 00:24:32,782
that this is going to get done.
521
00:24:34,237 --> 00:24:36,367
[winces]
522
00:24:36,366 --> 00:24:38,076
You have to use your hands.
523
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:43,800
Bare hands.
� Yeah, yeah, I get that.
524
00:24:43,798 --> 00:24:46,428
� Just get it over with.
RAMY: Okay, all right.
525
00:24:52,064 --> 00:24:53,824
� Ah, cold, cold!
526
00:24:53,818 --> 00:24:56,238
� Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
� Shit.
527
00:24:56,239 --> 00:24:58,199
Come on, dude.
RAMY: You want me to, like��
528
00:24:58,202 --> 00:24:59,542
maybe I'll put
some hot water on it.
STEVE: Yeah.
529
00:24:59,538 --> 00:25:00,958
� Yeah?
Okay, all right.
530
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:03,547
� Jeez, you have, like,
worse circulation than me.
531
00:25:03,546 --> 00:25:04,966
Ugh.
532
00:25:07,053 --> 00:25:09,353
[water running] Agh!
533
00:25:09,349 --> 00:25:12,559
Oh, hurry up, man.
534
00:25:12,564 --> 00:25:14,114
Oh, I'm dying, dude.
535
00:25:14,108 --> 00:25:15,648
� Okay, all right, dude.
536
00:25:15,654 --> 00:25:17,164
Just��just give me a sec,
all right?
537
00:25:17,156 --> 00:25:19,406
� What��what is this?
538
00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:20,620
� I'm just��
� What are you doing?
539
00:25:20,622 --> 00:25:21,712
� Look, I'm just gonna pray,
and then��
540
00:25:21,707 --> 00:25:22,787
and then we'll do it,
all right?
541
00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:23,923
I just��I need to pray.
� Pray?
542
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,170
No, no, no.
543
00:25:25,172 --> 00:25:26,762
You said this was not
544
00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:29,559
about you feeling good
about yourself.
545
00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:31,637
Do not pray right now.
546
00:25:31,644 --> 00:25:33,024
� Dude, come on.
It's my bachelor party, okay?
547
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:34,361
I can pray
before I jerk you off.
548
00:25:34,357 --> 00:25:37,317
� Shut the fuck up.
Get over here
549
00:25:37,321 --> 00:25:39,121
and jerk me off
550
00:25:39,117 --> 00:25:41,867
right fucking now.
551
00:25:52,018 --> 00:25:55,018
[motor whirring]
552
00:26:01,077 --> 00:26:02,537
[sighs]
553
00:26:08,091 --> 00:26:09,761
� [whispers]
554
00:26:19,907 --> 00:26:21,537
� [groans]
555
00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:23,410
� You good?
STEVE: Yep.
556
00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:24,423
� Okay.
557
00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:26,085
[knock at door]
558
00:26:30,135 --> 00:26:33,135
[motor whirrs]
559
00:26:42,661 --> 00:26:44,291
� Hey there.
560
00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,455
� Hey, um...
561
00:26:53,891 --> 00:26:55,441
� You already, uh...
562
00:26:55,436 --> 00:26:57,726
� Yeah.
563
00:26:57,733 --> 00:26:59,363
We're��we're good.
564
00:27:00,822 --> 00:27:02,202
� I'm still gonna have
to charge you.
565
00:27:02,199 --> 00:27:04,449
RAMY: Yeah, yeah, no, for sure.
I got it, um...
566
00:27:04,454 --> 00:27:06,464
I got��this is what��
this is what I have.
567
00:27:11,677 --> 00:27:13,097
� Okay.
568
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,517
� Yeah.
569
00:27:25,078 --> 00:27:26,668
Dude, if you had just
let me pray,
570
00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:28,075
man, it would have timed out
perfectly.
571
00:27:28,084 --> 00:27:29,844
If you��
� Oh, no, no, no, no.
572
00:27:29,838 --> 00:27:31,758
If you actually believed
in God,
573
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:33,139
you wouldn't have listened
to me.
574
00:27:33,136 --> 00:27:34,846
� You told me you were dying.
STEVE: Ramy...
575
00:27:34,848 --> 00:27:37,018
� You looked at me,
and you said, "I'm dying."
STEVE: Ramy...
576
00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:40,939
I don't have the strength
to fight right now.
577
00:27:40,944 --> 00:27:42,614
Can you just hold me?
578
00:27:44,576 --> 00:27:45,786
� You want me to hold you?
579
00:27:45,787 --> 00:27:48,667
� I'm cold,
and after what we just did,
580
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:50,208
it was fucking weird,
581
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:53,392
so could you just hold me?
582
00:27:56,391 --> 00:27:57,941
� Yeah.
583
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:05,866
♪ ♪
584
00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:10,751
AHMED: It's a miracle,
subhanallah.
585
00:28:10,753 --> 00:28:12,843
MO: Subhanallah, indeed.
And you don't have to worry
586
00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:15,851
about your sandals
getting stolen at the
[speaking Arabic].
587
00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:17,597
AHMED: [speaking Arabic]
without all the germs.
588
00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:19,981
I can really come around
to this.
589
00:28:22,109 --> 00:28:24,739
MO: I'm telling you, bro,
it's incredible.
590
00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:26,660
Look at this.
591
00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:28,580
♪ ♪
592
00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,331
Wow. AHMED: Wow.
593
00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:35,394
� Check out right here.
Oh, ho!
594
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:37,345
♪ ♪
595
00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:39,188
AHMED: H�help me. Help me.
596
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:41,185
♪ ♪
597
00:28:41,189 --> 00:28:43,569
MO: Here. Go in here.
598
00:28:43,569 --> 00:28:46,699
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN:
♪ Got no time
for the corner boys ♪
599
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,080
[both weeping]
600
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,380
BRUCE: ♪ Down in the street
making all that noise ♪
601
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:54,720
♪ ♪
602
00:28:54,716 --> 00:28:57,806
♪ Don't want no whores
on eighth avenue ♪
603
00:28:57,806 --> 00:29:00,306
♪ ♪
604
00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:04,190
♪ 'Cause tonight
I'm gonna be with you ♪
605
00:29:04,193 --> 00:29:05,613
♪ ♪
606
00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:09,123
♪ 'Cause tonight
I'm gonna take that ride ♪
607
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,170
♪ ♪
608
00:29:11,165 --> 00:29:14,415
♪ Cross the river
to the Jersey side ♪
609
00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:17,012
♪ ♪
610
00:29:17,010 --> 00:29:20,180
♪ Take my baby to the corner ♪
611
00:29:20,183 --> 00:29:22,193
� Yeah, definitely gotta get
married.
612
00:29:22,187 --> 00:29:25,067
BRUCE: ♪ And I'll take you...♪
� Mm�hmm.
613
00:29:25,068 --> 00:29:27,618
BRUCE: ♪ On all the rides ♪
614
00:29:27,615 --> 00:29:30,995
♪ Sing sha la la la la ♪
615
00:29:30,997 --> 00:29:35,047
AHMED: [speaking Arabic]
This is so beautiful.
616
00:29:35,046 --> 00:29:38,296
Please, ya Allah,
please forgive my sins.
617
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,433
BRUCE: ♪ Sha la la ♪
MO: Is that my cousin?
618
00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:43,862
AHMED: Your cousin's here too?
MO: I think he's there, bro.
619
00:29:43,856 --> 00:29:45,816
BRUCE: ♪ Sha la la la la ♪
620
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:49,788
♪ I'm in love with
a Jersey girl ♪
621
00:29:49,785 --> 00:29:53,535
♪ Sha la la la la ♪
622
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:54,882
♪ ♪
623
00:29:54,878 --> 00:30:00,258
♪ Sha la la la la la la la la ♪
624
00:30:00,263 --> 00:30:05,573
♪ Sha la la sha la la la la ♪
625
00:30:05,566 --> 00:30:08,816
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
626
00:30:08,823 --> 00:30:11,043
♪ ♪
627
00:30:11,035 --> 00:30:12,955
♪ You know she thrills me ♪
628
00:30:12,956 --> 00:30:15,036
♪ With all her charms ♪
629
00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,133
♪ ♪
630
00:30:17,130 --> 00:30:20,390
♪ When I'm wrapped up
in my baby's arms ♪
631
00:30:20,387 --> 00:30:22,677
♪ ♪
632
00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:25,524
♪ My little angel
gives me everything ♪
633
00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,193
♪ ♪
634
00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:32,952
♪ I know some day
that she'll wear my ring ♪
635
00:30:32,954 --> 00:30:34,834
♪ So don't bother me ♪
636
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,463
♪ 'Cause I got no time ♪
637
00:30:38,464 --> 00:30:44,314
♪ I'm on my way to see
that girl of mine, yeah ♪
638
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:49,450
♪ Nothing else matters
in this whole wide world ♪
639
00:30:49,445 --> 00:30:55,035
♪ When you're in love
with a Jersey girl ♪
640
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,420
♪ Sing sha la la la ♪
641
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:00,011
♪ ♪
642
00:31:00,008 --> 00:31:02,098
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
643
00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:05,975
♪ La la la la la la ♪
644
00:31:05,978 --> 00:31:10,818
♪ Sha la la sha la la la ♪
645
00:31:10,821 --> 00:31:13,831
♪ Sha la la la I'm in love ♪
646
00:31:13,827 --> 00:31:17,127
♪ With a Jersey girl ♪
647
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:21,755
♪ Sha la la la la ♪
648
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:28,020
♪ Sha la la la la la la la la ♪
649
00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:32,742
♪ Sha la la sha la la la la ♪
650
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:35,500
♪ Sha la la la la la ♪
651
00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:38,285
♪ ♪
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