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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:33,788 106 point 9 F.M. K.O.C.K. The Rooster. Home of the Kock Block! 2 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,001 You don't want to get Kock Blocked - or do you?? 3 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,437 We've got Van Halen and Judas Priest Kock Blocks happening all day long. 4 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,675 We've got two guys coming in here and these fellas collect frozen entrees. 5 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:44,609 Whoa! You meanTV Dinners? 6 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:47,442 Yes! They collect frozen dinners of some sort. I don't know. 7 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,878 These guys are absolutely nuts! They're gonna be in here. 8 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:52,884 It's gonna be great! All morning long - I 06 point 9... 9 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:56,650 Stan and Dan in the morning on The Rooster K.O.C.K. The Kock! 10 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:05,020 (Intro song: "Pink Dress" by The Piersons) 11 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:59,853 That was a Kock Block on a Classic Kock Block Friday. 12 00:01:59,888 --> 00:02:01,653 Coming in right now - two crazy fellas... 13 00:02:01,688 --> 00:02:05,525 Now these guys are nutty. They collect frozen food entrees. 14 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,558 I gotta hear this. 15 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:09,662 Shawn andVince -Welcome to the show gentlemen but before we do any talking... 16 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:10,856 ...go ahead and put on your Kock Heads. 17 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,964 Nothing better onthe radio than funny hats. 18 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:17,103 That's right my friend. Funny hats in the morning! Stan and Dan l06 point 9... 19 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:21,441 Put on the gobbler! Yeah! You got balls on your chin! 20 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:23,927 Whoa! Here comes another meeting with the boss! 21 00:02:23,962 --> 00:02:26,344 Hey! They looked good on Styx and those guys blow! 22 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:29,682 So you guys collect frozen food entrees. That's very interesting. 23 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:32,879 WHY!? WHY!? FIRST QUESTION -WHY!? 24 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,338 Well we're frozen enthusiasts... 25 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:37,689 ...and we collect frozen entrees. 26 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:41,528 How do you know when you're done!? HA HA HA! 27 00:02:41,563 --> 00:02:42,460 That's funny. 28 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,865 Yeah, it's pretty good. Listen, when you guys collect... 29 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:49,002 ...Is there any particular one that you collect? 30 00:02:49,037 --> 00:02:51,436 What's the most expensive one? 31 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,874 Yeah, what's the Babe Ruth of frozen entrees? 32 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,910 Yeah, what's the most expensive? 33 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:58,444 What's your Sammy Sosa!? 34 00:02:58,479 --> 00:02:59,811 Well, it's the... 35 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:01,880 I understand you guys have a club. 36 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,884 - It's the... - Yeah, the Mesa Frozen Entree Enthusiast Club. We have... 37 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,287 What's the matter, the pussy catchers club was all filled up!? 38 00:03:07,322 --> 00:03:09,621 Here we go! More memos! 39 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:12,659 Hey ladies, get the runoff over at the frozen food enthusiasts club. 40 00:03:12,694 --> 00:03:14,494 Too long of a name for a club! 41 00:03:14,529 --> 00:03:15,193 We have... 42 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,864 I understand you guys are having a convention. 43 00:03:17,899 --> 00:03:20,064 We have a convention coming... 44 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:24,170 FELLAS! We're running out of time! We can check you out on the web at frozenfood.com I imagine. 45 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,672 It's w.w.w. Dot... 46 00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:27,372 Fantastic! 47 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,674 Really enjoyed meeting you guys! 48 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,309 K.O.C.K. Stan and Dan in the morning. 49 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:35,110 Come back, we're going to make a prank phone call to Jessica Hahn. 50 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,551 Collecting in general is like a tatoo... 51 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:44,324 ...or potato chips. People become very gluttonous for things. 52 00:03:44,359 --> 00:03:47,091 It's coveting. You covet something. 53 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:50,797 You get the first one, then you go on to the second one and then the third one. 54 00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:55,168 So, who knows? Maybe this could become a highly collectable thing. 55 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:57,659 I mean, stranger things have happened. 56 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:04,071 Collecting is no different than managing people, building a strong corporate team... 57 00:04:04,106 --> 00:04:08,703 You have to have vision, you have to have discipline and you have to have resources. 58 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:13,384 I've got several original Scutters... a lot of money. 59 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,323 I have tons of Successories. 60 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:22,128 I read one or two a day. They really get me motivated. 61 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:26,462 I have literally every single one ever made. 62 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,866 Being a firefighter and a collector is quite symbiotic. 63 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:33,271 After a big fire, when we do what we call Salvage & Overhaul... 64 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:37,777 I'm able to root through quite a bit of rubble and find some treasures occasionally. 65 00:04:37,812 --> 00:04:40,813 (filmmaker) Isn't it illegal to remove something from the scene of a fire? 66 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:44,150 Oh no! Well actually maybe. But we all do it. 67 00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:46,084 Yeah, I've done it before. 68 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:51,791 People are just so thankful for what we do, they expect us to take a few things I guess. 69 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:54,359 It's all insured anyway. 70 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,662 I have quite a collection of plates. 71 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:01,165 I have more plates than I do entrees at this point. 72 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,588 I'm very proud of them and I do display them prominently in my home. 73 00:05:05,623 --> 00:05:09,976 This anniversary plate here, I got down in the willow district area. 74 00:05:10,011 --> 00:05:13,845 A little house fire down there. I'm very proud of it. 75 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:18,351 This next wood one here is aJungfrau. It's from the Matterhorn region. 76 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:21,286 It is an authentic Jungfrau. It's not a reproduction. 77 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,258 A lot of people look at my collection and think it is but it's not. 78 00:05:25,293 --> 00:05:29,195 I'm very proud of it. I got it down at an antique store downtown. 79 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:33,633 With the fire damage, it's still very valuable. 80 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,700 The next one is my pride and joy. 81 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:40,705 It's very valuablee to me, butalso on the open market. 82 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:44,093 This one I got down on eighth street. It was a bungalow fire. 83 00:05:44,128 --> 00:05:47,447 It was actually quite savage and the fire was a- blowin'. 84 00:05:47,482 --> 00:05:50,948 I was very fortunate to make it out alive. 85 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:54,387 (filmmaker) What about the family? Didn't they have any interest in getting those plates back? 86 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,788 Oh, no. They burned to a crisp. 87 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:03,225 But I was able to save the full set so it wasn't a total loss. 88 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,158 Isn't it gorgeous? 89 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:13,840 You see, when you collect "entrees" you don't collect pot pies. 90 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,374 Turns out, that's not cool. 91 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,995 So I'm always fucking with my buddy A here. 92 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:21,581 Like, "Hey A, how's the pot pies, buddy!?" 93 00:06:21,616 --> 00:06:24,382 HOW'STHE POT PIES!? HA! HA! HA! 94 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,320 I love it! It's hilarious! He gets super-ticked. 95 00:06:27,355 --> 00:06:28,685 He's such a pussy! 96 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:31,189 HA! HA! I love it. 97 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,892 In my collection now, I've got over nine hundred pieces... 98 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:39,966 So just to hold them all, I've got to run fourteen full-sized freezers in a one bedroom apartment. 99 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:43,468 This is a classic Frigidaire model - the first freezer I ever owned. 100 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:47,106 Got it for my twelfth birthday, had it ever since. Never let me down once. 101 00:06:47,141 --> 00:06:49,542 All brass fittings underneath. Great unit. 102 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:52,310 But these are my boys! 103 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:56,247 Goose and Mav. Amazing units! 104 00:06:56,282 --> 00:07:01,154 Now this is a vintage... a classic '68 Sears Coldspot Space-Master l7. 105 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:04,555 Just an amazing unit. Actually, this one has been hot-rodded. 106 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,892 Twice the Freon capacity that it was issued with back in sixty-eight. 107 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,864 Gonna keep everything cold as fuck and that one is heavy as shit, believe me. 108 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,559 But this one here... 109 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:20,128 Two-thousand two Kelvinator. Cryogenic fuckin' cold. 110 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,974 It runs at a hundred and twenty-five watts per side at eight ohms. 111 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:27,647 Tricked-out after market... I can run this bitch at 500 watts all day long. 112 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:30,181 450 PSI on the compressor. 113 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:34,120 Air-tight, water-tight, submersible up to three hundred and fifty feet. 114 00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:37,688 It's my best, flagship, top-of-the-line unit. 115 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:40,758 This is where I keep all my deluxe, gourmet entrees. 116 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:44,559 This is where you're going to find my grade-A premium shit! 117 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,274 Shawn's brother's been staying with him for a couple of weeks. He's in town. 118 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:57,175 I'm really looking forward to meeting him. 119 00:07:57,210 --> 00:08:03,479 He's deaf and I worked at a Christian camp for deafs for like four summers in a row... 120 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,574 ...and they're all really nice. 121 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:10,611 I think Shawn is just a really good person for having a deaf brother. 122 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:15,228 (deaf accent) I want theJumbo Wings Nuclear... 123 00:08:15,263 --> 00:08:19,630 ...and Nachos supreme. 124 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,634 Okay, we'll get that right out for you. 125 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:26,906 Excuse me sir, Excuse me. Are you deaf? 126 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:27,705 Uh, huh. 127 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:33,779 Good. My son is a Cub Scout and we're trying to work on earning his Sign Language Badge. 128 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:38,784 He could learn it from a book, but I thought it would be more fulfilling... 129 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:42,183 ...if he could learn it from a real live deaf guy. 130 00:08:42,218 --> 00:08:45,547 If you wouldn't mind. Anything you can think of easy. 131 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,197 This means FuckYou. 132 00:08:51,232 --> 00:08:53,097 (milf gasps) 133 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:02,973 (pretty funny shit, eh deaf people?) 134 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:08,069 This here is my Stadium Pal. Just lock that in place there... 135 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:11,751 Obviously, it's an external polyurethane bladder. 136 00:09:11,786 --> 00:09:12,984 I attach it to my leg. 137 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:19,322 I use this to capture and store my urine until I'm ready to deal with it on my own terms. 138 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,026 (filmmaker) Is that for medical reasons? 139 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:29,702 Oh, no. No, it's one of the many tools I use to actually take control back in my life. 140 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:33,440 If I'm driving, I'm driving. If I'm doing chores, I'm doing chores. 141 00:09:33,475 --> 00:09:37,143 If I'm working - especially when I'm working. I want to be working. 142 00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:40,912 I don't want to be going potty all the time. 143 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:45,952 I'm there to teach people, as a safety and efficiency consultant, how to be more efficient. 144 00:09:45,987 --> 00:09:50,556 Okay? I'm there to focus. To get in the zone, stay in the zone... 145 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,525 ...and focus on the task and job at hand. 146 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:57,296 And that's how come I only sleep two hours and forty minutes every night. 147 00:09:57,331 --> 00:10:01,000 Well, Heidi and I have been married for about four and a half months now... 148 00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:02,733 ...and we are newlyweds. 149 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:07,205 People sometimes are surprised to learn that we are a couple. 150 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:14,380 And, yes, there was a period of my life where I did experiment with homosexuality. 151 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:18,566 It was from the age of thirteen 'til about... six months ago. 152 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:22,717 But that's when I met the good folks at Ex-Gay Ministries. 153 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,257 They opened up my eyes to the fact that I am a sinner... 154 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:31,764 ...but I could be saved through a strict regimen of prayer... 155 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,494 ...and self-loathing. 156 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:39,293 Just about half full. I'm gonna splash it with some olive oil. 157 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:46,045 I'd only been on the wagon for about eighteen days when Rafael introduced me to Heidi. 158 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,113 Rafael is my Ex-Gay sponsor. 159 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:54,153 She had just put a transmission in his new Mustang. It's purple. 160 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:56,387 He thought we'd have a lot in common and we do. 161 00:10:56,422 --> 00:11:00,459 We both like to go to the movies. We both like to go out to dinner... 162 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:06,864 ...and we share a real desire to avoid eternal damnation. 163 00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:14,674 Okay, we've got a shitload of shit to cover tonight folks so let's get started, alright? 164 00:11:14,709 --> 00:11:18,711 Now, as everybody knows, the new Swansons are coming out this Friday. 165 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:22,113 Yeah! (applause) Finally! I know! 166 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:25,883 So, they're due to be released l2:0 I Friday morning. 167 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:30,923 I think I might be able to get my hands on a few of them ahead of schedule... 168 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,992 ...and have some in time for Thursday night's meeting. 169 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:35,393 I've got a hook-up on the inside at Safeway. 170 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,330 I'm going to do my best but that's all I can say about that. 171 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,631 What about the rumors about the Russian Dumplings? 172 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:45,671 Yeah, I've heard those rumors myself and, to be honest, I think it's fuckin' bullshit. 173 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,538 I don't think we're gonna see those this year. 174 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,940 It would be great for the collectors but I really doubt it. 175 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,679 Scott buddy, I know what you're looking for. 176 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,612 The Kiwi Cobbler? 177 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,882 I don't know. Fifty, fifty. That's the best I can tell you. Keep your fingers crossed. 178 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:03,089 Just thinkgoodthoughts. Maybe we'll get them, if not this season, probably next season for sure. 179 00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:06,590 But the big news - last minute change in the packaging. 180 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,995 They were a little concerned about a conflict with the Healthy Choice entrees. 181 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,966 They're going with red this year. (excited chatter) 182 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,232 Red? 183 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,035 They're gonna be real sexy. 184 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,804 Shawn, are you sure red? 185 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,171 Yeah, I'm sure. 186 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,108 My people said they were gonna be blue. 187 00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:25,976 Well, your people are wrong. 188 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,878 NBT is the key to the whole thing. 189 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,508 That's what makes frozen entree collecting so fun and so exciting for me. 190 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:38,691 TV Dinners have been around since the fifties, whereas entree collecting is a relatively new thing. 191 00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:42,762 So, you need to be very creative when locating new pieces. 192 00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:46,764 This one... I was in the freezer aisle at Safeway one day. 193 00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:51,437 Met another guy there that was a collector. You know, one of these guys - big shit-talker. 194 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:55,074 Thinks he knows everything. Well, I think we found out how much he knew. 195 00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:58,642 Sold me this piece for nineteen bucks. Just broke it off in his ass. 196 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:03,512 This fucker, today, is worth over four hundred dollars and I just got it like three years ago. 197 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:07,620 This is a beauty. The oldest piece in my collection. L959 Stouffer's. 198 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:10,154 This is like the Mickey Mantle rookie card. 199 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:16,260 And you might remember the Kiss Solo Meals that they issued. 200 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:21,416 These things are really hard to find today. And look at this - Gene Simmons. 201 00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:26,538 This is just a beauty. It's in premium shape. I mean this thing is mint. 202 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,839 Okay, we've got a lot of out of town collectors... 203 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:32,077 ...that are real interested in the convention. We gotta keep tabs on these fuckers. 204 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:36,448 So, with that in mind, let's hear from Shelly, our I.T. Officer. 205 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,983 (weak applause) 206 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:44,115 Everyone was kind of down because nobody wanted to step up to the plate and make the web site. 207 00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,390 So, I got pretty into it. 208 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,125 I was like, "I could learn this." 209 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,932 So I went and I took a whole three week course at M.C.C. And it was great. 210 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:55,766 So we have like, stuff about news. We have a photo gallery. 211 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:59,872 You can buy and sell entrees on the site here - we've got a section for that. 212 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:03,641 One day, I overheard Shawn talking to one of the other members... 213 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:08,914 ...and he was kind of bragging about it. So, I think people really like it. 214 00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:13,374 It feels really good. Especially that Shawn likes it, of course. 215 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:18,856 I used to spend my Saturday nights just kind of... I wasted a lot of time reading. 216 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:25,588 Now, of course, I'm on the internet a lot. I guess you could say it's expanded my personal life. 217 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,735 'Cause I've met people. You know, people have approached me on-line... 218 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:32,269 ...and you kind of start chatting with them. 219 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:38,043 I think if Shawn had met someone on-line instead of in a bar, he might be happier. 220 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,313 ...He might have found someone who appreciates him more. 221 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,981 He's just really complicated. 222 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,386 Okay, on the topic of the new membership drive - one more thing. 223 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:50,054 I really don't want to bring it up again, but I have to. 224 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:54,692 Hazing. The hazing of the new members has got to stop. (laughing & snickering) 225 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:59,926 Look, I think it's funny too! I do! Most of that shit was my idea, don't forget. 226 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:03,819 But if we want to be taken seriously as a legitimate organization... 227 00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:07,538 ...we've got to cut out these shenanigans and get some black guys. 228 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,475 Can we seriously start talking about the keynote speaker for the convention? 229 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:17,049 Well, we don't really have a lot of time left and we still gotta get to games and refreshments. 230 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,617 I think we should talk about it a little bit. 231 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:24,056 Okay! Vince want's to talk about the keynote and Vince always gets what he wants - doesn't he. 232 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,290 So let's get into that. Okay... 233 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:29,595 What if I can get DuChamp? (excited chatter) 234 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:32,315 Okay, you can't. Anyway... 235 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,965 What if I can get him? 236 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,836 Listen Vince, don't you think he wasn't my first choice? 237 00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:40,673 They guy's my fuckin' hero. I mean, he's the brass shit. 238 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:47,646 What I hold in my hand right here is the holy grail of frozen entree collecting... 239 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:53,118 ...and it's known, simply, as the DuChamp Hungry Man. 240 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,818 Back in the late sixties, early seventies. 241 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:58,222 A package designer was working for Swanson by the name ofTeddy DuChamp. 242 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:02,394 Only here's the thing, he's not really a package designer at all. He's an artist. 243 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,195 The guy fuckin' hangs out withWarhol. They're like friends. 244 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:11,470 So he goes to unveil his new design for the l972 Hungry Man line - and here's what it is... 245 00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:15,272 Awhite box with a picture of a fuckin' spark plug on it. 246 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:21,412 No text, no fuckin' UPC code. Nothing. No bullshit. Just art! Okay? 247 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,650 But these guys they don't fuckin' get it, right? 'Cause they're... You know... 248 00:16:24,685 --> 00:16:25,716 They're not into that shit. 249 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:29,688 So they send him back to his drawing board and say give us the usual bullshit... 250 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:32,558 ...that you crank out year after year. And he's like, fuck that! 251 00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:36,560 So, here's what he comes back with. How awesome is this? 252 00:16:36,595 --> 00:16:43,068 Okay, "Salisbury Steak, Mashed Potatoes and Roll of Quarters." Right there! 253 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:47,723 And then he sends us a message over here, "Help, I hate my job." 254 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:52,309 Cost him his job. Made him a fuckin' legend in the industry. 255 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:58,280 So, I know what you're thinking - if this thing's worth so much, and it is... 256 00:16:58,315 --> 00:17:04,216 ...then what the fuck are you doing just keeping it in your regular freezer? 257 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,224 Well, here's the thing. 258 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:11,295 You break into my house, looking for the DuChamp. Where you gonna look? 259 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,299 You're gonna look in the Kelvinator 2000,you're gonna look in all these kick-ass freezers... 260 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:21,398 ...but you're gonna be thinking,"what kind of a fuckin' retard would keep it in his regular freezer?" 261 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:27,279 Next week's meeting, don't forget - not going to be here. We're going to have it over at the No Choice. 262 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:32,284 Anybody who can stick around afterwards, that would be great because my band is playing. 263 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,251 Yup, me and Al. 264 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,489 It's kind of a big night for us because we've got a record label scout... 265 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,691 ...from Holy-Trinity Records whose gonna be at the show. 266 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,428 (excited chatter) I know! We're really fired up. 267 00:17:42,463 --> 00:17:44,995 So, anybody who can stay... 268 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,033 ...just leave after the meeting and come back in and pay the cover charge... 269 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,833 ...'cause we get that money. 270 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,169 Aright, good meeting everybody! Nice! 271 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:58,143 Anybody who want's to challenge my high score on the dance game, Dr. Howard has the sign-up sheet! 272 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:19,527 (music thumping) 273 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:23,233 Threatened? Yeah, you have this nice collection... 274 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,738 ...you've built in a short amount of time and he takes this really seriously. 275 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,605 That's crazy. My collection isn't shit. 276 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,576 His is way better than mine. He has the DuChamp and it's NBT. 277 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:40,085 Yeah, I just think it's the fact that he's a dental hygienist and you drive a Porsche. 278 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,883 You know? Your car is super cool. 279 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,091 You wanna go sit in it? 280 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:53,395 Macaroni & cheese? You can't go wrong with macaroni & cheese, my friend. That goes with every dinner! 281 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:58,937 Whatcha got there? Lynda McCartney? She's dead. That's worth something. Aright! Here we go! 282 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,206 Hey Scottie, checking out the Ergo-Knob, huh? 283 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,773 Yeah, why's it pointed down? 284 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,274 Oh. Let me explain. It's very simple. 285 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,711 When you normally grab a doorknob, you don't even think about what you're doing. 286 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:11,850 But what it's doing is actually causing a lot of undue stress and strain on your ligaments... 287 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,652 ...because your fingers aren't pointed at the right angle. 288 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:16,286 Now, with the Ergo-Knob, watch this - Boom! 289 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,992 Your fingers are in the perfect position and it's not going to put that stress and strain. 290 00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:23,008 No carpel tunnel, no bursitis; you're set. 291 00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:25,989 So, you still living up by Camelback? 292 00:19:26,231 --> 00:19:30,100 No, I'm actually living with my folks now. 293 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,739 Oh, well that's got to be nice. I'm sure they enjoy seeing you... 294 00:19:33,774 --> 00:19:37,543 And you've got to be saving some money... 295 00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:39,409 How long you been there? 296 00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:42,247 Uh, my folks... um. A couple... a couple years now. 297 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,942 Ooohh. 298 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,049 Think about it; doors everywhere... 299 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,554 You don't like strain and stress on your elbows, do you? 300 00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:49,453 No. 301 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,789 I'll tell the guys at work. 302 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,055 At the fire station? 303 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:55,861 No. I bartend two nights a week at the Man Hole over onThird... 304 00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:59,558 They've got a bunch of doors. Nine, ten, maybe a dozen. 305 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,856 Yeah. 306 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,002 Now, are they out at Saddlebag Gardens? 307 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:04,832 Yes. 308 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:09,975 Now, help me out - it that a real town or is that more of a private retirement community? 309 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,176 It's a retirement community. 310 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,326 Now, does that mean they allow cars? 311 00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:18,442 Uh... No, no. It's just the golf carts. 312 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,217 Oh. 313 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,563 Al is the newest member of the Scottsdale Klown Kutz family. 314 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:37,797 He's growing into his role as a stylist and, more importantly, as what we call a Smilist 315 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,506 Al and I have only clashed on one thing since he's been here. It's been make-up. 316 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,407 It's important to us. We're a chain. We've got standards. 317 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,580 So, we just got the new Q4 insert for our corporate guidelines for face painting. 318 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,984 There's some really good stuff in here that helps maintain the value of our brand... 319 00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:54,885 as well as the consistency of our approach for the customer. 320 00:20:55,520 --> 00:21:00,525 Here are a couple that you'll see here at our Klown Kutz in Scottsdale. Some of my favorites. 321 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,779 This is the one thatAI uses almost every day. Looks good on him. 322 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:06,999 Not one of my favorites. Very low maintenance. Not a lot of heart. 323 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:09,126 But, it looks good on him. 324 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,804 Okay everybody, noses on. Come on, you know. You play like you practice. 325 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:17,764 Nose on, Al. Let's go. And thank you, Beth, for having yours on. 326 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,979 A couple of things to talk about this morning from corporate. 327 00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:24,176 Real simple, we're not selling enough hairouts. 328 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,517 We've got more Klownz than we've got Kutz. So we have upside here. 329 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:32,022 So, what's the answer? First, we've got to get our Kutz to Klownz ratio up. 330 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:37,345 First thing to do is to ask every parent that brings a tyke in here, "Do you want a haircut?" 331 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:41,942 It's very simple. Let's get mom. Scissors, mom, head. She's already here, let's cut her hair. 332 00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:46,505 Remember, there's no shame in getting your haircut by a Klown. And help them understand... 333 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:51,141 ...that the hairout's free, it's the Klown you're paying for. Understand? Great. 334 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:58,266 Secondly, right here today. We've got a new promotion. Anybody that can juggle for a customer. 335 00:21:58,301 --> 00:22:05,357 The first one, wins a brand new Sony AM, FM, Weather,40 preset Walkman. Can anybody juggle? 336 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:06,223 I can juggle. 337 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:10,092 Beth can juggle. Let's see. One, two, three. Here we go. 338 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,929 Hey, there we go, we have a winner everybody. 339 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:17,836 Beth, enjoy this in good health. Watch out for the radio waves - gives you cancer. 340 00:22:17,871 --> 00:22:21,638 You two guys, I have two more of those in my office. 341 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,972 Go home, practice with your balls, you can each have one. 342 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:30,082 You know, to tell you the truth, I just started getting into the frozen entree collecting. 343 00:22:30,117 --> 00:22:33,151 Shawn, of course, has been doing it his whole life. 344 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,938 It wasn't until Shelly, that I got into it. 345 00:22:35,973 --> 00:22:38,655 She's a super gal. She is just totally awesome. 346 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:44,029 You see, when we made the switch, from punk band to Christian band... 347 00:22:44,064 --> 00:22:46,396 Shelly would come to all of our shows. 348 00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:51,536 She would go up to Shawn and they would be talking about the frozen entrees. 349 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,404 And, man, she just - out of the gate, boom. 350 00:22:54,439 --> 00:23:00,879 All that excitement got me going and I got a collection for myself. 351 00:23:00,914 --> 00:23:03,580 She helped me out along the way. 352 00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:07,346 She told me what entrees I should be keeping, what entrees I should be selling. 353 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:10,855 Man, she's just such a super gal. 354 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:18,063 I started working here, at the Clinton Center, I guess it was about a year and a halfago. 355 00:23:18,098 --> 00:23:20,699 - Hey Sarah. - Good morning Shelly. How was your weekend? 356 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,466 Super good. How was yours? 357 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,196 - Great. Thank you. - Oh, okay good. 358 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:28,240 - Hey Shelly, nice sweater. - Hey Candy, thank you. 359 00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:30,435 I loved it in '82. 360 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,846 Wait a minute... Sorry. I'm sorry. 361 00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:39,316 Now I'm on the hotline, which is pretty nice - really challenging. 362 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:45,889 Answer calls all day, eat my lunch, answer more calls. It's pretty busy. 363 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:51,997 Hello Sarah? Hi this is Shelly. I'm one of the the abstinence counselors here. 364 00:23:52,032 --> 00:23:54,727 I'm sorry you had to wait. Thanks for waiting... 365 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,233 Right it says, uh... Lets see, I've been told that you're virgin... Oh. 366 00:24:00,405 --> 00:24:04,509 They call into our triage center, at first The triage counselor will talk to them. 367 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:11,515 They figure out what level it is - of acuity. So, if it's someone who's... 368 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:18,479 Maybe they've taken some clothes off. Maybe they're doing something they shouldn't be doing. 369 00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:25,227 Maybe they're even naked. Maybe they're even... Anyway, those are obviously the highest priority. 370 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,233 They go right away to whoever's available. 371 00:24:28,268 --> 00:24:32,101 Okay, go ahead... I'm sorry? 372 00:24:33,538 --> 00:24:35,768 You're having a 'rusty trombone? ' 373 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:39,709 Oh, you're giving a 'rusty trombone.' Sorry. 374 00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:44,113 Um, could you hold for just a minute please? Thank you. 375 00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:47,314 Does anyone know what a "RustyTrombone" is!? 376 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:51,786 It's a hand job and a rim job at the same time. It's all on the sheet. 377 00:24:52,591 --> 00:24:53,751 Thanks. 378 00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:57,953 Oh, gee. Oh, my gosh. Okay. 379 00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:02,334 Hi, you still there? You still with me? Okay, good. 380 00:25:02,369 --> 00:25:05,462 Um, is this in progress right now? 381 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:07,137 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 382 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:11,074 Okay... Alright... um...just stay calm. 383 00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:13,206 Right. Do you have some cold water? 384 00:25:13,545 --> 00:25:17,315 People ask me, you know, "How do you do it? How do you maintain your celibacy?" 385 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:21,418 And, one of the tips that I've found works for me... 386 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:28,159 ...is just collecting a lot of images ofJesus and putting them in different places kind of strategically. 387 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:33,722 Places where your celibacy might be compromised. And it's a reminder all the time... 388 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:38,758 ...that you'd better stay on track. Because, Jesus can see you. 389 00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:42,670 And, I mean, he can see you even in the dark. 390 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:50,282 Aware of possible future litigations brought by the victim and any surviving family members... 391 00:25:50,317 --> 00:25:54,985 I resisted my human instinct to assist in his recovery. 392 00:25:55,020 --> 00:26:00,792 I spoke in a calm, steady voice as I advised him of the content of several waivers... 393 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:04,761 ...he would be required to sign before treatment could resume. 394 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:08,667 Okay, cut Charles. That's good. I just need you to be a little more enthusiastic. 395 00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:12,555 A little more vulnerable perhaps. It's a journey. Take me on that journey. 396 00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:16,373 I want to go along. My bags are packed. I'm ready to go. I'm at the station. 397 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:21,413 So, just bring me along. Just be a little more childlike. A little more enthusiasm perhaps. 398 00:26:21,448 --> 00:26:26,373 Just work with it. You got it. Amp it up a little bit. And... action. 399 00:26:29,754 --> 00:26:35,760 In addition to my duties as a firefighter, I actually produce and direct training videos for the squad. 400 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:42,100 Last year, I'm quite proud of the fact that I... One of my productions won a Golden Hose Award. 401 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:46,871 It's very prestigious. It's an award for excellence in video production. 402 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:51,831 Whew! What blaze. Thanks fellas. Job well done. 403 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:57,480 Gosh, just a year ago I was just a regular guy dragging a hose. 404 00:26:57,515 --> 00:27:03,421 But since the tragic events of nine eleven, I've become a hero to a confused and frightened nation. 405 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:07,759 Every man wants to be me. Every woman wants my seed. 406 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,023 That's an awful lot of pressure. 407 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:17,736 Hi, I'm Scott Baxter, firefighter with the Sunnyslope Municipality Fire Department. 408 00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:22,696 And today, we're going to learn,"HowTo Be A Hero." 409 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:27,277 My guys here at Station 7 are truly amazing. 410 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,880 They're fabulous. They do find me a little mysterious... 411 00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:35,870 ...and I get some ribbings and raspberries occasionally, but it's all in love and I take it that way. 412 00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:40,825 I don't take it personally. I think deep down, they're a little curious to the fact that I'm a... 413 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:45,041 ...frozen entree collector. It's a little out there. It's a little weird. I'll admit it. 414 00:27:45,076 --> 00:27:49,223 But that's just who I am. An artist. I have that kind of soul. It needs to be expressed. 415 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:53,238 I'll tell you, it's great having him around the station. That guy makes a real good quiche. 416 00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:57,226 And you know one other thing, that guy gives a hell of a rubdown. 417 00:27:57,261 --> 00:28:01,179 Apparently, when Scott got here, he was'queer'. Sorry -'homo'. 418 00:28:01,214 --> 00:28:03,780 But I guess he's got that cleared up. 419 00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:08,186 You know, being a firefighter; it's kind of like being part of a brotherhood. 420 00:28:08,221 --> 00:28:14,826 We've all got baggage. I don't care if you're an alcoholic, queer... 421 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:18,785 ...Mexican; we've all got stuff we're trying to work out. 422 00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,028 I used to have a hell of a gambling problem. 423 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:28,640 You know, with my scheduling at work, I can pretty much take every Thursday afternoon off... 424 00:28:28,675 --> 00:28:32,661 ...to come out here and practice my fundamentals and really work on my game. 425 00:28:32,696 --> 00:28:36,613 Folks have been playing theAphabet Game along the highways and byways... 426 00:28:36,648 --> 00:28:41,986 ...of this great nation of ours for years. And now we have a sanctioned league. 427 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:46,590 The league has kept the rules basically the same as I've known them since a boy. 428 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:51,159 They've made a few minor changes. Just made it more conducive for league play. 429 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,964 The player that wins the coin toss elects to drive or passenge. 430 00:28:54,999 --> 00:28:58,937 The players look for a word that begins with the letter "A" on a billboard or sign. 431 00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:02,532 The first player to call out that word, receives a point. 432 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,744 Karen! Could you keep your yunguns away from the gasoline! 433 00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,336 We're gonna be rolling out in a minute here. 434 00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:14,250 "Beaver!" "Creek!" 435 00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:19,290 Passenger. Phrase combination. Two-banger. Bravo, Charlie. 436 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:22,123 (cheering and booing) 437 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:25,195 "Diesel!" "Exit!" "Farm!" 438 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:28,859 Driver. Triple combination. Delta, Echo, Foxtrot. 439 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:35,701 Al non-human roadkill is considered wild. 440 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:41,572 The player simply points to the roadkill and declares the letter he or she wishes to choose. 441 00:29:43,348 --> 00:29:44,814 Roadkill X! 442 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:48,818 Driver's point. Roadkill rule. X-ray. 443 00:29:48,853 --> 00:29:53,389 The roadkill rule was enacted to alleviate a reoccurring situation... 444 00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:58,930 ...in which several games carried on for hundreds of miles and hours and hours... 445 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:01,125 ...searching for an X or a Dairy Queen. 446 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,437 Valley! Yeah! 447 00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:11,943 (cheering and booing) (whistle blows) 448 00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:14,173 Diver's point - Victor. 449 00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:16,815 Match goes to driver. That is the game gentleman. 450 00:30:16,850 --> 00:30:19,579 That's a good game. Good game. 451 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:24,120 Now I know, I play the Aphabet Game and collect frozen food entrees... 452 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:28,792 ...and it's not the coolest thing to do but I've never been one to stay on the beaten path. 453 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:34,732 And as a safety and efficiency consultant, I think the most ironic thing is that I play such a danger sport. 454 00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:42,707 Right now the entree club has a few people- oriented challenges. Shawn, in particular. 455 00:30:42,742 --> 00:30:45,275 He definitely needs to workshop those people skills. 456 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:51,282 You see, it takes teamwork to make the dream work. And that's what we're all about here at Ex-Team. 457 00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:54,951 Based on research conducted at Yale, on the immensely strong bond... 458 00:30:54,986 --> 00:31:00,892 ...that exists between combat soldiers, we've created the Ex-TeamViet Cong Prison Camp Experience. 459 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:03,893 In order to create a bond like that on the corporate level... 460 00:31:03,928 --> 00:31:07,430 ...we put our participants through a living, breathing hell on earth... 461 00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:13,597 ...designed to breakdown the individual spirit, while building up the ultimate, unbeatable corporate team. 462 00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,606 (jungle sounds) 463 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:19,711 Okay, Jerry, I'm going to put you back with the folks in accounting now. 464 00:31:19,746 --> 00:31:22,812 What I need from you is for you to be a team leader today... 465 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:27,151 ...and for you to create a win-win synergy for the team. You think you can do that for us? 466 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,312 - Yes sir. - Perfect. Cut him down. 467 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,157 Hey, I knew it was going to take a brave company. 468 00:31:34,192 --> 00:31:36,960 One with a pioneer spirit to be the first one on board. 469 00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:42,567 After months of doors slamming in our faces, we finally get our first client. And who is it? 470 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:47,537 Disney. Huge. They sent us over 200 of their imagineers. 471 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:51,641 The program proved very successful in weeding out their deadwood. 472 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:57,512 Over half the participants chose to quit their jobs, rather than complete the nine-week program. 473 00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,818 You know what? A lot of pussys over there at Disney. 474 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:06,491 But I'll tell you this much; the one's that did decide to suck it up and finish the program... 475 00:32:06,526 --> 00:32:08,157 ...changed their lives forever. 476 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:13,498 You know, before my prison camp experience, I was working downstairs in the mail room. 477 00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:17,133 Strictly part time basis. Look at me now, I'm upstairs. 478 00:32:17,168 --> 00:32:20,805 I'm in charge of Goofy merchandising for most of the west coast. 479 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,407 My numbers are high, management pleased, it's all good. 480 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:29,106 And to this day, I still find myself referring to my sales competition as Charlie. 481 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:33,016 Now days you go to a seminar and they get you all fired up. 482 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:37,956 But I'll guarantee you this - a week to two weeks later, you've forgotten everything that you've learned. 483 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:41,893 Now the participants of the VC experience never forget. 484 00:32:41,928 --> 00:32:44,487 They're still having flashbacks years later. 485 00:32:46,831 --> 00:32:52,136 The thing about being a hygienist is that you've got to have a hook. It's just like being a musician. 486 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:56,358 You have to have something to bring the people in and make them ask for you by name. 487 00:32:56,393 --> 00:33:00,545 So my hook as hygienist is... I just tell people, "I don't give a shit if you floss." 488 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:04,914 You know? And, I'm telling you, I got people lining up out the door to book me. 489 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:12,021 Are you going to open? Well, because it's a little bit after. 490 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:17,016 It's like a little after the time. I thought you opened at... Didn't you... 491 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:22,089 Hey, Veronica. We'll be open in a couple of minutes if you want to go grab your booth. 492 00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:25,493 It's Shelly. But okay, thanks. 493 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:33,444 The No Choice Cafe is an anti-abortion themed Christian cafe and it's really an experiment for us. 494 00:33:33,479 --> 00:33:40,118 We're trying to set up these locations next to or adjacent to abortion clinics... 495 00:33:40,153 --> 00:33:42,085 ...all across the United States. 496 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:47,080 And if our third quarter projections are right, we've really hit a home run here. 497 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:52,130 We're looking at having five stores in the Metro Phoenix area within the next year... 498 00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:56,332 ...and then also opening up seven stores inAlabama,... 499 00:33:56,367 --> 00:34:00,738 ...which should be really big for us to have that foothold in the south. 500 00:34:00,773 --> 00:34:03,906 When I looked at this place I thought, "Wow, this is perfect" 501 00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:08,312 It's across from a natural market and I kept seeing these people. 502 00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:10,480 And I thought, what are they doing out there? 503 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:14,886 They're protesting, they're yelling things, there's different slogans. 504 00:34:14,921 --> 00:34:16,686 I thought, these people have to be hungry. 505 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:24,462 As the rents kind of plummeted, I moved in and all of a sudden I was taking advantage of... 506 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:29,432 ...or I was actually catering to the protestors. 507 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:34,670 Protesting is not easy. It can be a real bitch. I mean, it's hot out here in Phoenix. 508 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:41,112 You're standing on your feet all day, you've got to make signs, it can be a real drag on your day. 509 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:42,645 That's what's great about the No Choice. 510 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:49,387 You can come in, take a load off on the Protest Patio and really keep vigil over the unborn. 511 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,154 BABY KILLER!!! 512 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,249 ...while enjoying a latte or a sandwich or a scone. 513 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:59,385 The first time I saw Shawn and A's band, I was like their super huge biggest fan. 514 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,298 I saw them at this Christian rock festival. 515 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:06,602 Shawn told me that they used to be really hard-core... 516 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:12,510 ...and they were called like the Reach Ups or the Reach Outs? 517 00:35:12,545 --> 00:35:15,445 I don't know, but anyway. 518 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:20,785 It's hard for me to picture them being like that because now they're really Christian. 519 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,585 - Hey Shelly. - Oh, hey Doug. 520 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,454 - Been reading the word? - Oh, of course. 521 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,358 Praise him, praise him. I just want to let you know I have prayer cirole. 522 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,594 But then I'll be right back and I'll take your order for you, okay? 523 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:32,894 Come on, people! Let's move alright? A little hustle here. 524 00:35:32,929 --> 00:35:36,159 We're opening in five minutes. Come on. Let's go, let's go. 525 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:43,374 Milo's the one who brought them into that and put them on a spiritual path toJesus. 526 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,575 He's just filled with the light of the lord. 527 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:49,341 Look, people! Please! Pipe down. We've got a lot of work to do today, alright? 528 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,612 Let's get this thing over with. 529 00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:02,325 Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hear our humble prayer. 530 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:10,290 Oh Lord, feel free to bequeath upon us an ample lunch crowd and fruitful walk-by traffic. 531 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:19,277 I've been a promoter on the local and regional Christian rock scene for the last ten years now. 532 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:23,373 And Shawn and his band are definitely my main gig right now. 533 00:36:24,215 --> 00:36:29,136 (lyrics) Hey you are the Lord, I hear you knock upon my door. 534 00:36:29,171 --> 00:36:34,100 Hey you are the Lord, you heal the sick and wash the poor. 535 00:36:34,135 --> 00:36:38,995 Hey you are the Lord, I hear you knock upon my door. 536 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:43,467 Hey you are the Lord, You heal the sick and you wash the poor. 537 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:48,427 Wash the poor, the dirty, dirty poor! 538 00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:51,340 I promote them, I manage them... 539 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:56,039 ...and I baby-sit them, when they need it. Which is often. 540 00:36:56,380 --> 00:37:01,385 Don't get me wrong guys. I like it. I like that little backbeat. It's cute. 541 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:06,622 But, I mean, the lyrical formula is quite simple. 542 00:37:06,657 --> 00:37:13,331 Right? It's - man has problem, man finds Jesus, Jesus fixes problem - repeat. 543 00:37:13,366 --> 00:37:14,931 Twelve, don't look at me like that. 544 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:20,087 If you think that Bob fromTrinity Records is gonna come down here and not expect yourA-game... 545 00:37:20,122 --> 00:37:25,209 ...you're sadly mistaken. This is the Christian music business but it's still the music business. 546 00:37:25,244 --> 00:37:29,612 If you guys don't perform, he will fuck your ass. 547 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:33,141 Fuck! 548 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:37,119 Shit! God damn it! 549 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:44,929 I don't know. I miss the old band. That's when it was me and Shawn all the way. 550 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:48,331 - I mean, that was our band. - Fuck! Come here little ball. 551 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:52,937 Now it's all Shawn and Milo and this whole Christian thing. And I don't agree with any of it. 552 00:37:52,972 --> 00:37:54,038 You know? It's like... 553 00:37:54,073 --> 00:37:55,137 Fuck me! 554 00:37:55,172 --> 00:38:00,542 But I don't necessarily have a plan of my own so I guess I'll go with what they're saying. 555 00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:05,545 God damn it! Fuck this! Shit! 556 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:11,472 My outfit puts on the Christapaloosa show every year over at the Gardens. 557 00:38:11,507 --> 00:38:15,826 Last year I received a call from Shawn and he was pulling no punches. 558 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,694 He said that he and his band were more secular in nature... 559 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,932 but that they were looking to break into the Christian rock scene. 560 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,402 We talked a little bit about the buzz and the excitement... 561 00:38:24,437 --> 00:38:26,569 ...and the merohandising surrounding the event. 562 00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:32,710 And Shawn thought this was really the impetus that it would take for him to make that leap of faith... 563 00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:36,168 ...and come onto the side of the Lord in His glory. 564 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:38,871 Caitlin? 565 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:44,755 Hey sweetie. How you doing? Is that operculum still obscuring your numberthree molar? 566 00:38:44,790 --> 00:38:45,588 I don't know. 567 00:38:45,623 --> 00:38:48,183 Well, let's dig in and find out. 568 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:54,553 (drill whistle) 569 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,364 Okay, good. 570 00:38:57,635 --> 00:38:59,125 I knew that Milo... 571 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:06,344 I knew that I couldn't send Milo a tape of the band as it was if we wanted him to work with us... 572 00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:10,279 because the lyrics were pretty dirty and everything. 573 00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:13,751 So, we just set to rewriting the lyrics right there in the studio. 574 00:39:13,786 --> 00:39:16,218 Me and Al sat down and worked on the lyrics. 575 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:20,222 We just stayed up late nights. Not only did we rewrite the lyrics... 576 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:24,495 ...we re-recorded all the vocals so that we had anA version and a B version 577 00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:25,761 ...of each one of our songs. 578 00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:28,798 (singing) Fuck! I love to fuck! I fuckin' love to fuck! 579 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:33,704 I love to fuck fat girls! I love to fuck skinny girls! I love to fuck pretty girls! 580 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:36,832 I love to fuck any girl who wants to get fucked! 581 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:40,641 Hey, that was pretty good. Let's roll it back from the top though... 582 00:39:40,676 --> 00:39:43,875 ...and this time let's do the new Christian lyric version. Stand by. 583 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:47,850 Hey! I've got to pray! Pray every single day! 584 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:51,654 Wow. What a disc. They brought it in. I listened to it. 585 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:55,921 It was that rough, raw, hard sound that I was looking for. I knew that it was going to sell. 586 00:39:56,827 --> 00:40:00,531 Milo was pretty happy with it. Of course there was still the issue of the name. 587 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:04,533 Man, we argued... We went round and round about that. 588 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:09,733 I think we probably went through a hundred names before we finally arrived on one. 589 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:14,771 But from there it's ah... 590 00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:23,320 It's all gone really, really well. And now we have this huge showcase coming up and... 591 00:40:23,355 --> 00:40:27,323 Shawn, you're brother's on line two with the TTY operator. 592 00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:30,661 I'm with a patient. Just tell him I'll call him back would you? 593 00:40:30,696 --> 00:40:33,747 Well, I guess it's an emergency. 594 00:40:33,782 --> 00:40:36,799 Aright. Just put him through. 595 00:40:38,002 --> 00:40:44,006 Yes hello. I have aTTY call from Chris Anderson. Go ahead. 596 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:47,778 Chris, I'm with a patient right now. What's the big emergency? Go ahead. 597 00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,336 What'sTTY? 598 00:40:50,414 --> 00:40:55,219 You see, my brother's deaf. So, he can't make a regular phone call... 599 00:40:55,254 --> 00:40:57,319 ...so what he has to do is... 600 00:40:57,354 --> 00:41:01,123 We're out of beer. Get some on your way home. Go ahead. 601 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:05,930 Chris, that is not an emergency. These calls are getting me in trouble with Dr. Shapiro. 602 00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:09,133 So look, I will call you back when I get a break, okay? 603 00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:11,795 And don't use my shampoo. Go ahead. 604 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:19,341 Yes it is an emergency, fuck-stick. 605 00:41:19,376 --> 00:41:22,678 I've been out of beer since eleven o'clock this morning. 606 00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:29,016 If your boss is such a prick, you should tell him to go fuck himself. Go ahead. 607 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:34,747 Haaaaaahhhhh! 608 00:41:44,768 --> 00:41:47,870 Well, I toldAI I'd get him a job in the mail room at Merrill. 609 00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:54,140 I know he'd make a lot more money there than he does working at Klown Kutz as a 'smilist' 610 00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:59,582 Hey Al. How's it going? Is that a new suit? Is that silk? 611 00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:02,586 Hey Al! Aren't you going to spend some quality time with your big brother? 612 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,247 No. I don't think so. 613 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:14,630 It's go time forAI. He's thirty two years old. 614 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:19,635 He needs to get himself a defined, proactive career path. 615 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:22,137 He needs to move out of my folks house. And he needs to get himself a girlfriend. 616 00:42:22,172 --> 00:42:29,346 He's in a band for God's sake and every musician I've ever known has been hip-deep in pussy all the time. 617 00:42:29,381 --> 00:42:32,248 But Chucky, it's a Christian band that he's... 618 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:35,417 Mum. Let me tell you something about these Christian girls. 619 00:42:35,452 --> 00:42:40,412 When you're banging 'em, they feel all guilty and dirty about it. It's awesome. 620 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:46,830 Now, I know he's got this thing for Shelly but I've told him over and over... 621 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:52,291 ...they don't want a friend. They want a man. 622 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:56,829 She's not my girlfriend, but this one's for Shelly. 623 00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:52,155 Al and I are really good friends. We do a lot of stuff together. We have so much in common. 624 00:43:52,863 --> 00:43:57,501 A lot of our friends are like, "When are you guys going to get together? You're like a perfect couple." 625 00:43:57,536 --> 00:44:00,636 I don't know. I would never do that. 626 00:44:00,671 --> 00:44:03,641 Because I would never do anything to jeopardize our friendship. 627 00:44:03,676 --> 00:44:05,836 It's just so perfect the way it is. 628 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,703 I don't know. Shawn is just so amazing. 629 00:44:34,738 --> 00:44:36,840 I just feel like there's nothing he can't do. 630 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:39,608 Shhyeah... Well, I can think of a few. 631 00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:43,579 "YouAreThe Lord." I think that's going to be on the radio. 632 00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:46,750 - Yes, I agree. - And I just can't believe he wrote that it's just beautiful. 633 00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:48,552 Actually, I wrote that one. 634 00:44:48,587 --> 00:44:49,418 Oh, you did? 635 00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:56,743 Yeah, I wrote that one. I wrote "Righteous Jew," I wrote "Salute Jesus." That was all me. 636 00:44:56,778 --> 00:45:03,999 Well, isn't it great that you have someone like Shawn to really bring those lyrics to life? 637 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:10,908 Because lyrics on a page by themselves can seem really boring if you don't have a really good singer. 638 00:45:10,943 --> 00:45:15,145 Well, listen. I mean, not to take away from Shawn. Shawn is a great... 639 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:18,080 Do you think... Just honestly... 640 00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:22,677 Do you think we'd make a good couple? Like if he just... 641 00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:26,786 Shelly, we don't have to go over this every time do we? 642 00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:30,861 - We don't go over it every time. - You know the kind of girls that Shawn likes. 643 00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:35,195 Shawn has a particular taste and... 644 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:38,902 - AI. - Shelly, you're a sweet gal. 645 00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,035 Okay, Shawn is... 646 00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:43,872 A, what are you doing? You don't have to fold my clothes. 647 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:47,276 Don't worry about it. Now, Shelly, you've got to listen to me. 648 00:45:47,311 --> 00:45:52,649 I've been friends with a lot of Shawn's ex's, you know. I've consoled a lot of broken hearts. 649 00:45:52,684 --> 00:45:58,645 Ever since the eighth grade. So, listen Shelly, you're just a sweet gal. Don't... 650 00:46:00,991 --> 00:46:02,083 Don't listen to me. 651 00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:15,569 He's not calling you is he!? Shelly? 652 00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:22,845 (filmmaker) So, are you stealing them? 653 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:29,486 No, no. See, I'll just give him the cash and then he'll hang onto it until midnight. 654 00:46:29,521 --> 00:46:32,387 They're just Nazis about their release dates. 655 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:35,793 If the new dinners aren't supposed to be out until Friday... 656 00:46:35,828 --> 00:46:40,093 ...you can not buy them until l2:0 I AM on Friday. 657 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:51,897 They're finally here. This is it. It's like Christmas morning, you know? Well, here we go. 658 00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:01,846 Holy shit. They're blue. 659 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:14,263 (club members cheer) 660 00:47:14,298 --> 00:47:17,995 That's great! Amazing! Now, that website is awesome. 661 00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:27,211 Hey! I just got to get with Milo on a couple of things and I'll be right there but I got 'em. 662 00:47:27,246 --> 00:47:28,544 Keep an eye on those things. 663 00:47:28,579 --> 00:47:30,914 Wait. Is that Chris? Is that Shawn's brother? 664 00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:32,514 Yeah. That's him. 665 00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:34,813 Okay. Let's see if I can remember this. 666 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:42,450 I... Learned... Sign... Language. 667 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,467 - Milo! - Hey, how are you? 668 00:47:52,502 --> 00:47:54,872 - Good, man. How you doing? - You guys ready to rock? 669 00:47:54,907 --> 00:47:55,771 - Fuckin'A. - Aright man. 670 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:59,292 Hey listen, I've got my entree club meeting for about an hour... 671 00:47:59,327 --> 00:48:02,779 ...and then I'll hook up with you on all the gig stuff for tonight. 672 00:48:02,814 --> 00:48:04,440 By the way, this is my brother Chris. 673 00:48:04,748 --> 00:48:06,978 Chris! Shake the fucking hand. 674 00:48:07,284 --> 00:48:09,081 How's it hanging!? 675 00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:12,054 - Retarded? - No, no. He's deaf. 676 00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:14,441 Dude, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or... 677 00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:16,793 Do not even think twice about it. He can't hear shit. 678 00:48:16,828 --> 00:48:18,124 Oh, good. 679 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:25,302 Hey! Huh!? Did I tell you or did I tell you!? 680 00:48:25,337 --> 00:48:28,071 Aright, who wants to see them first? 681 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,339 (excited chatter) 682 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:34,470 Alright, here we go. First of all, SwansonAngus Beef. 683 00:48:36,213 --> 00:48:38,215 Oh they're blue. I didn't know they were going to be blue. 684 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,617 Yeah, they're blue. They look fantastic. 685 00:48:40,652 --> 00:48:43,279 Okay, Classic Fried Chicken. 686 00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:46,820 And that's a Hungry Man! 687 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:52,661 You know they cut out the Salisbury Steak Hungry Man last season, so... 688 00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:55,832 When you pass this around, I'd appreciate it if you'd just hold it by the corners... 689 00:48:55,867 --> 00:48:57,366 ...because this one's a keeper. 690 00:48:57,401 --> 00:49:03,829 Um, Shawn? I don't know if you know but Vince... Well he made a new web site. 691 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:08,578 Shawn, all I did was have my guys down at the office just work on it a little bit. 692 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,447 They just tweaked a few things on it. 693 00:49:10,482 --> 00:49:12,247 I just don't really get why we're... 694 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:16,420 Are we working on the web site now? That's where our focus is? 695 00:49:16,455 --> 00:49:17,819 Yeah, I know. That's what I was saying. 696 00:49:17,854 --> 00:49:22,025 I don't know why we're dealing with the web page now. We've got the convention... 697 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,693 Shawn, just look at it. That's all I'm asking. 698 00:49:24,728 --> 00:49:28,598 I'm just saying I don't really see why we're wasting our time... 699 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,832 Oh, that is so fuckin' cool! 700 00:49:30,867 --> 00:49:35,103 Dude! Oh my God! That is amazing! 701 00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:40,876 You know, this is the kind of thing that we needed all along. 702 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:44,039 No, I'm looking for Bob. Well, the show's about to start here in about fifteen minutes... 703 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:49,179 Well, I talked to him yesterday and he gave me every indication that he was going to be here today... 704 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,449 No, we just haven't heard anything... 705 00:49:52,322 --> 00:49:57,954 But, could you at least page him for me? Yeah. Okay. That would be great. Thanks. 706 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,966 That motherfucker. Do you think he's really going to blow us off? 707 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:06,925 If he does, I'm taking it out on your ass today. 708 00:50:10,774 --> 00:50:13,910 Hey! We are The Christers! 709 00:50:13,945 --> 00:50:14,543 (cheering) 710 00:50:14,578 --> 00:50:17,646 (singing) Hey! I got pray! Pray every single day! 711 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:21,083 I pray for the fat girls that they become skinny girls. 712 00:50:21,118 --> 00:50:25,522 I pray for the pretty girls that they become my girls and I say- I got pray! 713 00:50:25,557 --> 00:50:28,056 I got to pray! Pray every single day! 714 00:50:28,091 --> 00:50:34,496 I pray for the poor girls that they become rich girls. I once prayed a homeless girl would get a new house. 715 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:38,734 Hey! I got to pray! Pray every single day! 716 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:45,675 Time keeps ticking and these prayers that I'm kicking are all takin'... 717 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:52,808 ...everybody in this room a little closer to salvation. 718 00:50:54,017 --> 00:50:58,545 Convertin' motherfuckers all across this holy nation. 719 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:03,126 Yeah! Hey! I got pray! Pray every single day! 720 00:51:03,161 --> 00:51:06,661 I pray for a new car. I pray to the Superstar. 721 00:51:06,696 --> 00:51:10,767 I pray at the salad bar that they'll have chives. 722 00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:13,869 Hey! I got pray! Pray every single day! 723 00:51:13,904 --> 00:51:18,475 Hey! I got pray! Pray every single day! Hey! I got pray! 724 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:23,046 Pray every single day! Hey! I got to pray! I got to pray! 725 00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:25,682 I got to, got to pray! I got to pray! 726 00:51:25,717 --> 00:51:29,985 (cheering and applause) 727 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:36,323 Thank you! This next song is about... Jesus. 728 00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:43,278 (singing) Jesus Christ. You brought your light unto to me. 729 00:51:43,313 --> 00:51:48,196 And your glory dropped me to my knees. Now I can see. 730 00:51:49,306 --> 00:51:54,608 Jesus Christ. Standing at my window. 731 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:59,605 You righteousJew - fill the room. I praise you. 732 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:07,122 You say that you're gay. But you weren't born that way. 733 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:12,662 You could swing the other way if you just took the time to pray. 734 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:18,567 You know, you should be married when you pop her cherry. 735 00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:23,972 If you love her you will wait. Bang her now, you'll seal your fate. 736 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:42,548 All that you can do is believe. Jesus Christ 737 00:52:46,196 --> 00:52:47,162 Hey! 738 00:52:47,197 --> 00:52:52,157 (cheers and applause) 739 00:52:53,103 --> 00:52:56,869 Let me tell you a little something about my man, Jesus Christ! 740 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:03,709 He's still the man of love. He's still the shepherd... 741 00:53:03,744 --> 00:53:07,075 ...but he is through fuckin' around with you people. 742 00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:11,753 He's through with your bullshit. 743 00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:18,458 He has had it up to here with your abortions... 744 00:53:18,795 --> 00:53:22,356 ...and your homosexuality. 745 00:53:25,835 --> 00:53:33,207 He loves you. He will forgive you but if you fuck with him, you are going straight to Hell! 746 00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:38,670 Got it!? Yeah! So let's get righteous! 747 00:53:48,992 --> 00:53:53,763 (singing) All that you can do is believe. 748 00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:58,826 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! 749 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:04,040 Ah, ha, ah, haJesus Christ 750 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:09,844 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! 751 00:54:10,814 --> 00:54:15,251 Ah, ha, ah, haJesus Christ 752 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:25,929 (crowd chants) Christers! Christers! Christers!... 753 00:54:25,964 --> 00:54:27,328 Thank you! 754 00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:35,370 Hey, great gig. Good job. 755 00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:39,509 Good job. That went awesome. Hey, listen though. "Crown ofThorns." 756 00:54:39,544 --> 00:54:42,446 After the second verse, you're still not hitting that fill. Okay? 757 00:54:42,481 --> 00:54:45,348 - I didn't... - Hey, just don't respond. Just work on it okay? 758 00:54:45,383 --> 00:54:46,212 Good job, man. 759 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:50,118 Al. We pulled it off. I think we did. 760 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:54,924 I'll tell you something else. I think we've got a big, fat fucking Christian record deal in our future. 761 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,859 That guy was loving our shit tonight. 762 00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:01,398 Did you see Vince? Making a big production of how he's got to leave early. 763 00:55:01,433 --> 00:55:03,765 How he can't stay and see the show. Whatever. 764 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:10,137 I will say this for the guy though. That web site that he cooked up for us; that thing rocked. 765 00:55:11,508 --> 00:55:15,410 What is with you? It was our big deal. 766 00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:18,081 We had an awesome show. What!? What's your problem? 767 00:55:18,116 --> 00:55:20,717 Dude, it's not the show. We had a great show, okay? 768 00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,185 Didn't you see her face? 769 00:55:24,187 --> 00:55:25,387 Who's face? 770 00:55:25,422 --> 00:55:27,807 Shelly's face. About the web site? 771 00:55:27,842 --> 00:55:30,158 The web site thing? Seriously? 772 00:55:30,193 --> 00:55:32,193 - Yeah! - Oh my God. She'll get over it, A. 773 00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:36,766 Relax. God damn. Hey, you didn't even look at his site. 774 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:38,902 - I didn't have to. - It's not even close. 775 00:55:38,937 --> 00:55:40,435 I mean, it was so much cooler. 776 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:43,171 That's just out of line. Shame on those people. 777 00:55:43,206 --> 00:55:46,843 They didn't even give a chance for Shelly's web site. I mean... man! 778 00:55:46,878 --> 00:55:51,181 Ooooh! Oooohhh! 779 00:55:51,216 --> 00:55:52,480 What? 780 00:55:52,515 --> 00:55:53,516 You want to fuck her. 781 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:55,817 Oh, man. Stop. 782 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:57,652 - You do! - No, I don't. 783 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:04,127 Oh my God! This is just like Lauren Cavanaugh in the eleventh grade. 784 00:56:04,162 --> 00:56:09,431 Oh my God! You totally want to fuck her! That's hilarious. 785 00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:14,671 A, she's nasty. But, whatever. If that's what you're into, that's cool. 786 00:56:14,706 --> 00:56:18,108 Me and Shelly are good friends, okay? I care a lot about her. 787 00:56:18,143 --> 00:56:21,476 I'm just... She got her feelings hurt tonight. 788 00:56:21,511 --> 00:56:25,365 A, just say it. Just say it. Just say, "I wanna fuck her." 789 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,184 - Just stop, man. - I wanna give her my slippery chicken! 790 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:34,824 I wanna get in behind and do the RearAdmiral! Yeah! Wooo! Yeah! Say it! 791 00:56:34,859 --> 00:56:36,827 - Dude, just listen, okay? - Listen, okay? 792 00:56:36,862 --> 00:56:38,760 - Just stop. (Shawn repeats) - Just stop. 793 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:40,194 Just listen to me for once. (Shawn repeats Al.) 794 00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:42,597 All I'm saying. (Shawn repeats Al.) 795 00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:43,898 Al I'm trying to say is... (Shawn repeats Al.) 796 00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:45,100 You were a little inconsiderate... (Shawn repeats Al.) 797 00:56:45,135 --> 00:56:47,036 ...and you could have been a little nicer. (Shawn repeats Al.) 798 00:56:47,071 --> 00:56:49,406 Dude, are we in the tenth grade? (Shawn repeats Al.) 799 00:56:49,441 --> 00:56:52,170 Fuckin' Shawn! God damn it! 800 00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:58,678 A! Al, come on! Seriously! 801 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,958 (filmmaker) Think you were a little hard on him? 802 00:57:08,993 --> 00:57:10,193 Think you were a little hard on him? 803 00:57:10,228 --> 00:57:11,126 - Dude. - Dude. 804 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:13,261 - Don't even start that shit. - Don't even start that shit. 805 00:57:13,296 --> 00:57:15,432 - I'll turn this fucking camera around. I'll turn this fucking camera around. 806 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:21,232 Hey, baby. 807 00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:28,676 Hello? Shawn? 808 00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:30,076 I'm in the bathroom. 809 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,215 What the fuck are you doing? 810 00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:41,991 I'm pissing in my shampoo. What does it look like? 811 00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:43,583 What the fuck Shawn!? 812 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,459 It's for Chris! He's driving me fucking nuts! 813 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,865 He's eating all my food. He's making a fucking mess. 814 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:54,370 He runs the air conditioner all day long and leaves the door open. 815 00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:57,106 And now he's calling those 900 number sex lines... 816 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,706 ...and he's fucking deaf! 817 00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,961 And now he's using my shampoo and this shit is expensive. 818 00:58:01,996 --> 00:58:05,181 The next time he does, he's in for a fucking surprise. 819 00:58:05,216 --> 00:58:07,046 What, are you in high school now!? 820 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:11,221 Anyway... Look, we need to talk. 821 00:58:11,256 --> 00:58:12,790 (pee sounds) 822 00:58:12,825 --> 00:58:14,289 So talk then. 823 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,558 - Oh, my God! - What!? 824 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,928 I just saw the gobbler. You know I don't like that. 825 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,963 - Jesus Christ. Anyway! - Anyway! 826 00:58:21,998 --> 00:58:24,796 I got pulled over on my way home from work last night. 827 00:58:25,101 --> 00:58:26,301 Okay, and? 828 00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:30,773 And, the officer that pulled me over was searching my car for drugs and alcohol and stuff... 829 00:58:30,808 --> 00:58:34,470 ...and we got to talking and it turns out his name is Dwayne. 830 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:38,147 His name is Dwayne? 831 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,647 Well, yeah. 832 00:58:39,682 --> 00:58:42,318 And did Dwayne give you a ticket? 833 00:58:42,353 --> 00:58:44,986 No, but we did start talking. 834 00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:49,082 It turns out he went to sunny slope high and played football with my brother and stuff. 835 00:58:49,926 --> 00:58:53,795 He's just really good looking and works out and has a great job. 836 00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:58,392 He really has his life together. He just seems like so much more of an adult than you. 837 00:58:58,801 --> 00:59:01,135 I have a job. I work part time. 838 00:59:01,170 --> 00:59:05,406 Yeah, whatever. I'm just sick of all this craziness. 839 00:59:05,441 --> 00:59:09,279 I'm sick of the freezers and the stupid Christian rock. I'm just... I'm done with it. 840 00:59:09,314 --> 00:59:13,306 I don't want you to call me. I don't want to be friends. I'm just leaving! 841 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,720 Well, did he give you a warning at least? 842 00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:21,113 You want a wiener? 843 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:28,464 I had to get rid of the frozen entrees. I just couldn't justify the expense. 844 00:59:28,499 --> 00:59:31,099 Eight thousand dollars for a refrigerated showcase. 845 00:59:31,134 --> 00:59:34,501 I just couldn't justify it. I couldn't sell enough frozen entrees. 846 00:59:35,438 --> 00:59:38,374 Look, I just think this is a really bad idea. That's what I'm saying. 847 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,375 Shawn, what is your concern? 848 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:44,479 My concern is that we're all equal members of this club, Vince... 849 00:59:44,514 --> 00:59:48,216 ...and we should all contribute an equal amount of cash to the convention. 850 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:53,712 Okay, let's say we go by that. Then we have to go by the poorest member of the club. 851 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,691 Which, in this club, would be... you. 852 00:59:56,726 --> 01:00:00,321 So, we have a fund raiser. What's the big fucking deal? 853 01:00:00,964 --> 01:00:02,865 Yeah, we could have a car wash. 854 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:03,965 A car wash!? 855 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,803 Do you know how many fucking cars you gotta wash to come up with that kind of money? 856 01:00:06,838 --> 01:00:09,571 Vince. It's a good idea. Okay? Just relax. 857 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,675 Okay, everyone needs to settle down. This is a club for fun. 858 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,243 Let's support each other. It's a good family, here. 859 01:00:15,278 --> 01:00:19,982 Look, all I'm saying is that I have the money. I can afford it and I want to help the club. 860 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:24,687 LookVince, we've been over this and over this and it's not going to fucking go down that way. 861 01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:28,542 So just end of fucking story, okay!? 862 01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:32,327 What!? End of story!? Come on man! No! 863 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:36,599 You don't speak for the whole group during a meeting! I want to hear what he has to says. 864 01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:40,837 Don't you see what he's trying to do? He's trying to buy the fucking club out from under us. 865 01:00:40,872 --> 01:00:43,740 Jesus Christ Shawn! I'm not trying to buy the fucking club! 866 01:00:43,775 --> 01:00:44,839 Oh, bullshit! 867 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:47,176 Al I'm saying is we have one chance to get this thing done right! 868 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,544 I have the money to put up to make sure it gets done right! 869 01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:53,049 If it doesn't, it could be the beginning of the end of frozen entree collecting! 870 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:55,752 Shawn, I've got a lot of money invested in my collection... 871 01:00:55,787 --> 01:00:58,188 ...and I want to take this thing to the next level! 872 01:00:58,223 --> 01:01:00,555 It's all about the fucking money with this guy. 873 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:03,493 Just watch! You let him put up the money for the fucking convention... 874 01:01:03,528 --> 01:01:06,928 ...and then it's going to be Vince's fucking Frozen Entree Club! 875 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:10,900 He's gonna be giving us orders and we're all gonna be jumping through his fucking hoops! 876 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:12,869 He's gonna be running the fucking show! 877 01:01:12,904 --> 01:01:14,102 Well, you know what? Fuck you! 878 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:18,708 You've been nothing but a pain in my ass since you showed up with your poser, pussy fucking collection! 879 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,978 Well, I'm fucking out of here, man! Fuck you! And fuck you too! 880 01:01:22,013 --> 01:01:24,310 And fuck the rest of you fucking dicks! 881 01:01:26,215 --> 01:01:29,082 And your door is a piece of fucking shit, man! 882 01:01:39,996 --> 01:01:44,956 (trickling sound) 883 01:01:55,812 --> 01:02:01,648 Um... One of you guys... I'm going to need a ride home. 884 01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:06,421 It's all about the people... 885 01:02:06,456 --> 01:02:09,859 I've been saying all along - It's all about just getting the people together. 886 01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:12,927 Casino! Diesel! 887 01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:16,398 You see, the frozen entrees are our common ground. They're our common interest... 888 01:02:16,933 --> 01:02:24,738 ...but they mean nothing to us unless they unify. Unless they bring us together. 889 01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:31,646 Oooh, Enter! Fireworks! Fireworks? Ahhh. 890 01:02:31,681 --> 01:02:34,878 See, once you give that frozen entree the power to divide... 891 01:02:36,652 --> 01:02:41,612 ...you're in big, big trouble my friend. Huge. 892 01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:50,064 I'm actually worried about Shawn. 893 01:02:50,099 --> 01:02:54,469 He has some prior drug use and I don't want him to relapse. 894 01:02:54,504 --> 01:02:59,008 I think he's hurting inside. Right here. I just don't want him to relapse. 895 01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:00,508 (filmmaker) Are the members taking sides? 896 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:04,647 Yeah. Some of us have. We're quite fractioned actually. 897 01:03:04,682 --> 01:03:06,981 I'm doing what I can. I'm making some calls. 898 01:03:07,016 --> 01:03:11,009 I'm trying to keep the group together but it's just really not easy. 899 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:21,464 A, I don't even know why you tell me this shit. You know exactly what I'm going to say. 900 01:03:21,499 --> 01:03:23,728 I know. I know, but... 901 01:03:25,134 --> 01:03:28,738 - Listen, if this girl means that much to you... - She does. She means a lot. 902 01:03:28,773 --> 01:03:32,006 You gotta go get her. You gotta tell her right now. 903 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:36,712 You have a chance. I've seen this girl. She's in your league. 904 01:03:36,747 --> 01:03:38,543 She's nothing to write home about. 905 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:44,852 I've got it under control Chuck. I appreciate it but, you know... 906 01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:49,324 Listen! You don't have it under control. Here, this is easy to figure out... 907 01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:53,294 Shawn got dumped. She's got a crush on Shawn. 908 01:03:53,329 --> 01:03:57,700 Is she still going to be your little princess after he's banged the shit out of her? 909 01:03:57,735 --> 01:04:01,335 Chuck, don't say that. Shelly's not that way. 910 01:04:01,370 --> 01:04:05,608 She works at an abstinence center. She's really religious. She's just not that way. 911 01:04:05,643 --> 01:04:09,510 Al, they're all that way. Dad, would you tell him, please? 912 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:12,444 They're all whores Al. 913 01:04:13,616 --> 01:04:14,776 Fuckin'A, AI. 914 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:21,224 Put down the fucking Ding Dong, get off your ass and go tell this girl how you feel about her. 915 01:04:21,259 --> 01:04:23,556 For once in your life, be a man. 916 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:29,259 Dad, can I borrow the car? 917 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,225 (triumphant music) 918 01:04:34,403 --> 01:04:38,708 (Since there's no dialogue here, this is a good time to check in with our deaf friends...) 919 01:04:38,743 --> 01:04:43,477 (Do you fuckers love this movie or what!? Is Chris Anderson your new icon?) 920 01:04:43,512 --> 01:04:48,317 (After thousands of salt-of-the-earth deaf movie characters, finally a deaf asshole...) 921 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:53,277 (You guys have earned it! We love you! Now get back to the movie.) 922 01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:03,861 Geeze, it is raining like heck out there. 923 01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:08,237 Did you walk all the way from the bus stop? 924 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:12,071 Um, no. No, I didn't. You look great. 925 01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:13,841 Thank you. 926 01:05:13,876 --> 01:05:15,478 You're like all smiley. 927 01:05:15,513 --> 01:05:17,309 I'm smiley. 928 01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:23,252 So, I want to tell you something that uh... 929 01:05:23,287 --> 01:05:24,879 I wanted to talk to you about. 930 01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:27,523 I wanted to tell you something too. 931 01:05:27,558 --> 01:05:29,548 I'm glad you showed up. 932 01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,686 That's Shawn's necklace. 933 01:05:35,831 --> 01:05:37,321 Why are you wearing Shawn's necklace? 934 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:40,595 We did it. 935 01:05:41,737 --> 01:05:44,638 You did it? Did what? 936 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,209 - It! - It? What happened? 937 01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:48,506 The big it! 938 01:05:50,579 --> 01:05:53,673 You? With Shawn!? 939 01:05:56,986 --> 01:06:02,992 No, don't look like that, because it was great. It was really natural. It was fine. 940 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:06,758 He was really upset He needed a ride so I gave him a ride home. 941 01:06:08,130 --> 01:06:10,765 - It happened so fast. - This happened the other night? 942 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:15,604 Yeah. And I was so nervous but he was so sweet and he just kept talking to me. 943 01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:19,909 He wasn't just being friendly, it was more. And I didn't know like... 944 01:06:19,944 --> 01:06:23,212 I knew his skin looked good but it's really soft. 945 01:06:23,247 --> 01:06:25,665 - It's smooth. Like the back... - Shelly! 946 01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:28,049 No! You've been talking about marriage. 947 01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:30,152 "I'm not going to do this until I get married." 948 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,279 I know. I know we're not married yet. 949 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,326 You work at an intercourse prevention hot-line service, okay? 950 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,627 How contradictory is that? 951 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:44,966 Oh... Yeah... I thought about that this morning. 952 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:49,705 And the thing is, I think the Lord... I know the Lord would forgive it because it's love. 953 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:53,843 - If it's love it's okay. - It's not love, Shelly! It's not love! 954 01:06:53,878 --> 01:06:56,944 I mean, you guys aren't seeing each other. 955 01:06:56,979 --> 01:07:00,883 Don't think anything is going to come of this because nothing isn't going to come of this. 956 01:07:00,918 --> 01:07:04,187 - How do you know, A? - I know. I know Shawn. I'm sorry Shelly. 957 01:07:04,222 --> 01:07:07,456 You don't know him the way I do. I spent a whole night with him. 958 01:07:07,491 --> 01:07:09,287 Al, you don't know. 959 01:07:10,659 --> 01:07:15,097 Yes I do. You were laid. You got screwed the other night. Okay? 960 01:07:15,132 --> 01:07:17,666 It wasn't love. You're not going to get mamied! 961 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,033 You don't know what you're talking about. 962 01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:21,628 My fucking brother was right! I can't believe this! 963 01:07:21,904 --> 01:07:25,135 I don't even want to know what that means. I'm leaving. Goodbye. 964 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:27,141 Shelly. Sit back down. Shelly. 965 01:07:33,149 --> 01:07:36,684 Listen up everybody! This is my beautiful girl, Toni! 966 01:07:36,719 --> 01:07:41,679 Help me out here guys. Baby, I love you with all my heart. Will you marry me? 967 01:07:43,325 --> 01:07:44,593 Yes! Yes! She said yes! 968 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:47,696 (crowd applauds) 969 01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:50,764 (crowd applauds) 970 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:56,260 (music: "Hang" by The Mojo Monkeys) 971 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,731 Hey Baby, want a piece of this? 972 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:38,612 Hey baby, what's up!? Ten bucks! Date with you tonight! You and me! 973 01:08:39,915 --> 01:08:43,646 What the fuck are you looking at? Beat it. 974 01:08:51,260 --> 01:08:54,596 (Here's another secret message for our deaf pals...) 975 01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:57,898 (I wish you could hear this song. It's really great!) 976 01:08:57,933 --> 01:09:02,304 (The vibrations of this song probablly don't feel that much different than a lot of really shitty songs...) 977 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:07,309 (But, if you could hear this song, you'd be all like,"Holy shit dude, this song kicks ass!") 978 01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:12,279 (Anyway, it's a really good song. It's kind of sad. It makes me feel bad for Al...) 979 01:09:12,314 --> 01:09:17,274 (He seems like such a nice guy. Oh, well... We'd better get back to the movie now, eh?) 980 01:09:45,147 --> 01:09:46,013 Here's the story. 981 01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:50,419 For the past couple of days we've been telling you about this frozen food entree fiasco. 982 01:09:50,454 --> 01:09:53,921 Now, I saw, two weeks ago, in the "AboutTown" rag - 983 01:09:53,956 --> 01:09:56,525 I was looking to find out when Bang Tango would be coming to town... 984 01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:58,127 ...because I haven't been bored in a while. 985 01:09:58,162 --> 01:10:00,162 Whoa! You are a wild man! 986 01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:01,061 You can't stop me! 987 01:10:01,096 --> 01:10:04,716 I saw that there was an ad for a frozen food convention. 988 01:10:04,751 --> 01:10:08,337 Then, the following week, I see that there's two ads. 989 01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,271 There's a big ad and then there's a little ad. 990 01:10:10,306 --> 01:10:14,343 So, what I'm figuring out is - these two guys, Shawn andVince, they've split up. 991 01:10:14,378 --> 01:10:15,342 They've gone their separate ways. 992 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:17,613 One guy's having a big convention, the other guy's having a small convention. 993 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:20,282 I don't think anyone's going. Who's going to go? No one's going to go. 994 01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:23,217 That's too many conventions of frozen food for one town. 995 01:10:23,252 --> 01:10:27,223 We're going to have those guys in here and we're going to solve that problem. 996 01:10:27,258 --> 01:10:30,059 Because I don't like it. That's too many conventions of frozen food... 997 01:10:30,094 --> 01:10:33,229 The thrilling frozen food war. I can hardly wait. 998 01:10:33,264 --> 01:10:35,390 We'll be right back after this. 999 01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:40,769 I don't know what's gotten into Al. I don't think he's really happy about what happened. 1000 01:10:40,804 --> 01:10:42,862 Even though I'm really happy, of course. 1001 01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:49,177 I don't know - maybe it's because we always talked about who was going to lose their virginity first. 1002 01:10:49,945 --> 01:10:54,245 I don't think he thought it was going to be me. I didn't think it was going to be me. 1003 01:10:54,683 --> 01:10:58,813 But I didn't know I was going to fall in love either so... You just never know. 1004 01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:05,761 Anyway, I hope he comes around. Now that I have a boyfriend, things are a lot different. 1005 01:11:05,796 --> 01:11:08,964 There's not going to be as much time for... (beep!) 1006 01:11:08,999 --> 01:11:13,128 Yes? Yes, hello. My name is Shelly... 1007 01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:20,532 Oh, really? You are? 1008 01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:24,745 Ooohhh... are there candles? 1009 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:28,282 I 06.9 Stan and Dan in the morning! 1010 01:11:28,317 --> 01:11:30,219 Well everybody, they're finally here. That's right. 1011 01:11:30,254 --> 01:11:32,687 The frozen food enthusiasts are both here. 1012 01:11:32,788 --> 01:11:36,692 These guys have a feud going on. They've got two conventions going on in town this weekend. 1013 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,192 - This is big! - Big news! 1014 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:39,860 We're going to help figure this out for these guys... 1015 01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:41,764 ...because there can't be two conventions fellas, I'm sorry. 1016 01:11:41,799 --> 01:11:43,299 Before we go any further... 1017 01:11:43,334 --> 01:11:44,465 That's crazy! 1018 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:45,933 Shawn - why are you wearing the Kock-head? 1019 01:11:45,968 --> 01:11:48,203 - I thought I was supposed to. - That's for fist time guests only. 1020 01:11:48,238 --> 01:11:49,192 You look like a jackass. 1021 01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:53,042 What would it take to get you guys back together? I need to see a healing take place. 1022 01:11:53,077 --> 01:11:57,244 What if I said that l06.9The Rooster... (rooster sound) 1023 01:11:57,279 --> 01:12:01,016 ...was going to sponsor you and give you the convention hall this weekend? 1024 01:12:01,051 --> 01:12:03,484 Then, what if I also said that the good folks at Frigidaire... 1025 01:12:03,519 --> 01:12:08,155 ...were willing to bring down some freezers to help you with your frozen treats. 1026 01:12:08,190 --> 01:12:11,960 The good folks at Frigidaire - you know what their slogan is, "don't let the kids play in there!" 1027 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:13,587 That's a good rule of thumb - eh Dan? 1028 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:17,031 You know it! Big thumbs up from Dan! 1029 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:21,170 Aso, the folks at Dickman Meatpie - the meatpie to have when you're having more than one. 1030 01:12:21,205 --> 01:12:22,336 (singing) Make mine a Dickmans. 1031 01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:26,442 All of us get together and let you guys have one convention at the convention center. 1032 01:12:26,477 --> 01:12:27,807 How's that sound? Would you do it? 1033 01:12:28,243 --> 01:12:30,045 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Wouldn't that be great!? 1034 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:31,145 Yeah, I'd do that. 1035 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,661 Let there be a healing everybody! L06.9 KOCK, The Rooster! 1036 01:12:33,696 --> 01:12:36,143 Let there be a healing everybody! L06.9 KOCK, The Rooster! 1037 01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:42,441 Okay, I've got the plans for the convention. This is what we've got here. 1038 01:12:42,476 --> 01:12:48,329 Okay, the lobby - this is where the buses are going to drop everyone off. 1039 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:52,266 We've got a pathway going through this section here that leads to thevegetable Medley Pavilion. 1040 01:12:52,434 --> 01:12:57,005 Right along either side, we've got some really sweet display coolers coming in from Canada. 1041 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,940 Great place to display some of my stuff. 1042 01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:03,746 (different group members:) Shelly! Wow! Hey, Nice! 1043 01:13:03,781 --> 01:13:06,747 Thank you. Hi Shawn. 1044 01:13:06,782 --> 01:13:10,946 Oh... Hey, how are you doing. Anyway, um... 1045 01:13:11,754 --> 01:13:16,919 As far as the elevator access, I think we're good there. We've got plenty of room into the... 1046 01:13:17,826 --> 01:13:20,928 Hey! Hey! How you doing there, sport? 1047 01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:26,492 Hey, you've got my necklace! You found it! Awesome! I was totally looking for that. 1048 01:13:27,636 --> 01:13:30,628 - Do you want it now? - Well, I think I need it. 1049 01:13:35,978 --> 01:13:40,244 Okay, on the topic of terrorism, which I think we have to address. 1050 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:43,618 Let's face it, there's some people back in the holy land... 1051 01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:45,954 that would like to see this convention not happen. Okay? 1052 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,390 I think we'd be crazy if we didn't address that. 1053 01:13:49,825 --> 01:13:53,328 I think we could talk to the local police department, the local fire department. 1054 01:13:53,363 --> 01:13:55,023 Maybe they could roll some extra squads. 1055 01:13:55,397 --> 01:13:58,594 Just send them our way periodically throughout the convention... 1056 01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:04,271 Everybody involved - be on a level orange all the time. 1057 01:14:04,306 --> 01:14:07,075 Here's an issue we're going to have to deal with at some point... 1058 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,845 As near as I can tell this is not actually wheelchair accessible. 1059 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,278 I don't know if that's a big deal. 1060 01:14:11,313 --> 01:14:13,615 I don't know if we're going to have a lot of cripples at this thing. 1061 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,879 Yeah, it's fine - fuck 'em. 1062 01:14:20,656 --> 01:14:22,456 Hey, listen Shelly... 1063 01:14:22,491 --> 01:14:24,288 Look A, okay. You were right. 1064 01:14:25,093 --> 01:14:28,654 I don't want to hear about it. I really just want to be left alone. 1065 01:14:31,066 --> 01:14:34,281 Listen. This isn't about I told you so... 1066 01:14:34,316 --> 01:14:37,496 ...even though I did. It's not about that. 1067 01:14:38,307 --> 01:14:43,335 Listen, the other night I said some things that I regret. 1068 01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:46,808 But I said it in haste okay. 1069 01:14:48,617 --> 01:14:50,385 You mean so much to me... 1070 01:14:50,420 --> 01:14:51,943 What's up guys? 1071 01:14:52,287 --> 01:14:53,185 Hey Chris. 1072 01:14:53,922 --> 01:14:55,355 Want a smoke? 1073 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,214 Yeah. 1074 01:14:58,093 --> 01:14:59,617 Smoke? 1075 01:15:11,173 --> 01:15:13,403 What's her fucking problem? 1076 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,772 Dude! 1077 01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:18,545 Chris! Do you... 1078 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,582 What the hell is wrong with you!? 1079 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:22,072 Fuck youAI. 1080 01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:28,957 (radio announcer:) Why did Stan and Dan cross the road? 1081 01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,491 To get to the KOCK! 1082 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,159 (Stan:) Today's the big day if you like freaks!... 1083 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:35,030 ...Get on down to the frozen entree enthusiasts convention... 1084 01:15:35,065 --> 01:15:37,731 ...One o'clock, downtown convention center... 1085 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:41,634 ...Brought to you by your friends at KOCK, Frigidaire and Dickman Meatpie. 1086 01:15:42,604 --> 01:15:46,540 Whoa, whoa! Okay, you need this? It's empty? I'm going to take this okay? 1087 01:15:46,575 --> 01:15:51,035 Listen, that goes with the projection system over at the Smoked Meats of the World Pavilion. 1088 01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:57,249 So, just take it over to bay l7. There's a security guy over there. Get a purple pass from him. 1089 01:15:57,319 --> 01:16:00,222 Alright? You don't have a purple pass, you're not going to get that shit anywhere. 1090 01:16:00,257 --> 01:16:01,883 Okay, get lost - we've got a lot to do today. 1091 01:16:04,526 --> 01:16:07,017 I got you that box you wanted for that shit you brought. 1092 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,864 I got you the box. It's a sweet box. 1093 01:16:13,936 --> 01:16:15,494 Dude, what the fuck's your problem? 1094 01:16:16,772 --> 01:16:22,768 It's going awesome. The radio ads, the people are coming, what!? 1095 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:24,545 Dude, this is all a joke. 1096 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,105 Oh, man, you are just never fucking happy. 1097 01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:32,387 Dude, the only reason why people are coming out to this freak show is to laugh at us. 1098 01:16:32,422 --> 01:16:36,325 Okay, A: Bullshit. B: Even if that were true, the fuck do you care? 1099 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:40,228 As long as they show up, buy fucking a t-shirt, pay at the door. 1100 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,889 Who cares why they're coming. 1101 01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:47,568 Dude, I'm tired of being laughed at. Okay? I'm tired of it. 1102 01:16:47,603 --> 01:16:53,166 You're tired of being laughed at? You're a clown A. I mean, come on. Really. 1103 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:54,836 Not anymore. 1104 01:16:55,110 --> 01:16:58,981 A, why do you care so much about what people think of you all the time? 1105 01:16:59,016 --> 01:17:01,481 You've got to get over that shit. Seriously, it's not healthy. 1106 01:17:01,516 --> 01:17:04,720 Shawn, if I gave a shit about any of this, I wouldn't care what people think. 1107 01:17:04,755 --> 01:17:06,388 I'd suck it up because I believed in it. 1108 01:17:06,423 --> 01:17:07,421 Oh, so you don't care? 1109 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,855 No, I don't care about this. 1110 01:17:09,658 --> 01:17:11,660 Well, is there anything you do fucking care about, AI? 1111 01:17:11,695 --> 01:17:14,029 Yeah, I cared about the band. Remember the band? 1112 01:17:14,064 --> 01:17:16,430 The old band? Not the Christers crap. 1113 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:18,967 Jesus! What the hell were you thinking about!? Christian punk!? 1114 01:17:19,002 --> 01:17:21,637 That was a good idea. And it's working. 1115 01:17:21,672 --> 01:17:24,237 No it wasn't. We didn't have to do that! 1116 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,941 We were on the right track. You just get so impatient. 1117 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,611 If it's not going good for you, you just up and run. 1118 01:17:29,646 --> 01:17:31,411 Dude! We're not even that religious! 1119 01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:35,183 Fuck you,A. You may not have any spiritual fucking compass... 1120 01:17:35,218 --> 01:17:37,019 but I've got faith up the ass if you'll check it. 1121 01:17:37,054 --> 01:17:38,185 - Bullshit! - You can check it! 1122 01:17:38,220 --> 01:17:40,822 You are so full of shit! You'll say anything if it gets you what you want! 1123 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,313 Yeah, so you never get what you want. So who's better off? 1124 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,425 You never get what you want. 1125 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:49,196 Okay, you may be right on that, dude, but you know what? 1126 01:17:49,231 --> 01:17:54,236 I can't sell out. I can't wake up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror. 1127 01:17:54,271 --> 01:17:56,636 (repeating) I can't wake up and look at myselfin the mirror. 1128 01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:58,573 - You know where I'm going with this. - You know where I'm going with this. 1129 01:17:58,608 --> 01:18:01,208 Shut up! Just shut up! (Shawn repeats) 1130 01:18:01,243 --> 01:18:03,577 Man, do you know how old you are!? (Shawn repeats) 1131 01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:06,479 God damn it! I'm so fucking fed up with this shit, Shawn! 1132 01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:09,249 Fuck you! Fuck yourTV dinners! 1133 01:18:09,284 --> 01:18:11,651 And you know what - Fuck Jesus! 1134 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:15,952 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1135 01:18:16,324 --> 01:18:18,019 Fuck me!? 1136 01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:31,905 The convention was a great success. 1137 01:18:31,940 --> 01:18:38,311 As a matter of fact thevegetable Medley Pavilion alone took in more than 40K in ticket sales. 1138 01:18:38,580 --> 01:18:40,047 (filmmaker) So then who got all the money? 1139 01:18:40,082 --> 01:18:46,054 That's actually kind of funny. Right before the convention, Shawn comes up to me... 1140 01:18:46,089 --> 01:18:48,722 "Yeah, I need money for rent and child support." 1141 01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:53,762 So, I bought his share of the convention. Four hundred and thirty six bucks. 1142 01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,354 (filmmaker) So, how much did you make then? 1143 01:18:56,431 --> 01:19:00,026 I realized a net profit of over a quarter of a mil. 1144 01:19:00,669 --> 01:19:02,871 Are we going - like ever!? 1145 01:19:02,906 --> 01:19:04,805 Keep your thong on. 1146 01:19:05,107 --> 01:19:07,407 I don't really collect the entrees anymore. 1147 01:19:07,442 --> 01:19:11,813 Since our convention, my life has flipped upside down. 1148 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:15,048 My wife actually left me. Said she had enough. 1149 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:18,518 But it all worked out for the best really because... 1150 01:19:18,553 --> 01:19:24,826 ...the most wonderful, intelligent, special, kind human being is now in my life. 1151 01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:26,593 Thank you. 1152 01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:31,433 I had a little party to help celebrate my receiving of my One Year Chip... 1153 01:19:31,468 --> 01:19:34,891 ...from Ex-Gay Ministries. Straight for a year. 1154 01:19:35,871 --> 01:19:39,534 I was at that party and Scott and I were talking. 1155 01:19:40,475 --> 01:19:42,844 Both drinking. We were feeling a little tipsy... 1156 01:19:42,879 --> 01:19:45,472 Yes we were. I fell off the wagon. 1157 01:19:46,481 --> 01:19:48,278 I guess you pushed me off the wagon. 1158 01:19:49,251 --> 01:19:51,845 And I guess you could say I'm guilty as charged. 1159 01:19:54,089 --> 01:19:56,455 It's wonderful. But who was I kidding? 1160 01:19:56,825 --> 01:19:58,417 Not me. 1161 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:01,519 I'm kind of ashamed of myself. 1162 01:20:02,230 --> 01:20:07,429 After all these years of being overlooked and feeling basically invisible... 1163 01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:11,497 To think that I was doing that to somebody else really makes me feel bad. 1164 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:17,813 It's pretty incredible to find out that the person who's right in front of you this whole time... 1165 01:20:17,848 --> 01:20:20,077 ...is the perfect person for you. 1166 01:20:20,415 --> 01:20:23,942 I guess that's the good news. We're just so happy. 1167 01:20:25,887 --> 01:20:30,620 I hear Shawn's doing good. I hear the band is doing good. But,... 1168 01:20:31,026 --> 01:20:35,562 ...that's neither here nor there. I'm happy where I'm at. 1169 01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:39,556 I've just gotten myself in a band with this great group of young folks. 1170 01:20:39,968 --> 01:20:45,772 Yeah, the sound of this band is just more aggressive, more in-your-face. 1171 01:20:45,807 --> 01:20:50,005 You know, it's just a far cry from the Christian stuff that I was doing before. 1172 01:20:50,812 --> 01:20:55,249 Even in some spots it's a little Satanic, which is really neat. 1173 01:20:56,384 --> 01:21:01,344 (creepy goth music) 1174 01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:12,866 They said I could sit in until they found somebody else. But, I've been doing a killer job for them. 1175 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:15,135 I think they're really pleased with my performance. 1176 01:21:15,170 --> 01:21:23,202 I am! Knock on wood. I hope, you know... I hope I get it. I'm sure I will. 1177 01:21:24,312 --> 01:21:29,272 (heavy, shitty music) 1178 01:21:36,424 --> 01:21:38,756 Beverly is just a great gal. 1179 01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:44,165 I think the world of her. We just are hitting it off so well. 1180 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,326 We have this great friendship. 1181 01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:51,528 I mean, she's kind of reserved and she's a little quiet and soft-spoken I guess. 1182 01:21:52,307 --> 01:21:54,798 We call each other all the time. Well, I call her. 1183 01:21:55,110 --> 01:21:56,042 But... 1184 01:21:57,512 --> 01:22:00,481 ...she's going out with our drummer, right? And... 1185 01:22:01,549 --> 01:22:03,176 Queef is a good guy. 1186 01:22:04,185 --> 01:22:07,255 But, man, he just does not know how to treat a lady and that really upsets me... 1187 01:22:07,290 --> 01:22:10,325 ...and I want to let her know that, "Hey, you could be doing so much better." 1188 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,021 But, you know how it is. 1189 01:22:14,329 --> 01:22:19,289 All the assholes... It's the biggest assholes who always get the really great girls. 1190 01:22:20,669 --> 01:22:21,931 What are you gonna do? 1191 01:22:22,704 --> 01:22:26,196 (groupies screaming) 1192 01:22:33,248 --> 01:22:35,849 Aright everybody, calm down! 1193 01:22:35,884 --> 01:22:38,876 We're going to have a little bible study on the bus before the show, okay? 1194 01:22:39,321 --> 01:22:42,051 I've got some backstage passes here! I want to invite you to come on up! 1195 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:46,287 There you go. Looking good. And you too. You and your friend. Oh, yeah! Not you! 1196 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:49,229 We are now with Deuteronomy Records. 1197 01:22:49,264 --> 01:22:52,667 We've got a four record deal- possibly even a movie. Things have been going so well. 1198 01:22:52,702 --> 01:22:56,204 I mean we are living the Christian rock and roll lifestyle here, man. 1199 01:22:56,239 --> 01:22:58,672 Absolutely. We're on our first world tour. 1200 01:22:58,707 --> 01:23:02,370 We just did Europe for like two months and now we're doing what? 1201 01:23:02,444 --> 01:23:07,082 Fifty four cities in the US. Where are we now? Does anybody know where we are now? 1202 01:23:07,117 --> 01:23:08,348 Does it matter? 1203 01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:11,011 I think we're inTexas somewhere but I don't give a fuck. 1204 01:23:11,753 --> 01:23:16,713 But, when this tour started, we were opening up for Holy Ghost Revival. 1205 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:20,826 Our song just started burning up the contemporary Christian charts 1206 01:23:21,629 --> 01:23:24,866 and now those motherfuckers are sucking our dicks and we're the ones doing the headlining! 1207 01:23:24,901 --> 01:23:26,166 That's right baby! 1208 01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:31,673 It's the rock and roll life. We're seeing the world, we're just making insane bank... 1209 01:23:31,708 --> 01:23:34,554 ...we're boning all these hot Christian chicks... 1210 01:23:34,589 --> 01:23:37,401 ...we're getting fucked up on the bus, I got a tat... 1211 01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:41,716 It's the life! Al my dreams have come true! 1212 01:23:41,751 --> 01:23:43,479 God loves us! 1213 01:23:44,085 --> 01:23:45,754 God's going to let us live forever. 1214 01:23:45,789 --> 01:23:48,052 Ha! Ha! Word! 1215 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,223 Christian rock baby. 1216 01:24:41,843 --> 01:24:43,543 Aaaahhh! You bad fuck fuck! 1217 01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:45,447 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That's okay! That's okay! 1218 01:24:45,482 --> 01:24:46,513 Sorry! Sorry! 1219 01:24:46,548 --> 01:24:49,779 No, no, no - we've had nothing but problems with this fucking maggot from day one. 1220 01:24:50,018 --> 01:24:51,986 We're gonna need an attorney out here stat! 1221 01:24:53,555 --> 01:24:57,192 This is Ringo. Say hi Ringo. Look at the camera. It's your big day. 1222 01:24:57,227 --> 01:24:59,820 He doesn't judge and actually I appreciate that. 1223 01:25:00,528 --> 01:25:03,229 He is a fighter. Agood listener. 1224 01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:05,630 But he is a Sagittarius so what do you expect? 1225 01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:11,030 When I'm in a situation where my chastity is threatened... 1226 01:25:12,173 --> 01:25:17,270 Well, I haven't actually been in a situation like that with a real person. 1227 01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:21,448 But in my fantas... In my head... 1228 01:25:21,483 --> 01:25:24,484 I've been over this over and over again. 1229 01:25:24,519 --> 01:25:29,684 And chastity wins out and purity almost every time. 1230 01:25:30,258 --> 01:25:31,993 We're not getting any younger. Okay? 1231 01:25:32,028 --> 01:25:33,561 We're all in our mid thirties. 1232 01:25:33,596 --> 01:25:34,327 That's doesn't matter! 1233 01:25:34,362 --> 01:25:36,557 A! It does matter to the labels. 1234 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:41,468 As we get older, it's getting harder and harder to get a fucking record deal. 1235 01:25:41,503 --> 01:25:46,463 Meanwhile, in the Christian rock world, Amy Grant is still considered really fuckable. 1236 01:27:29,143 --> 01:27:32,946 (hey deaf people! We made it to the end! That was a shitload of reading, eh?) 1237 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:37,986 (go to the website at:www.neverbeenthawed.com and email us the supersecret deafs-only password...) 1238 01:27:38,021 --> 01:27:41,621 (The password is:"I can't hear shit!") 1239 01:27:41,656 --> 01:27:45,456 (Seriously, thanks for watching our movie! You're the best and we love you! Later!) 119251