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[sighs] Do you know
what today is?
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Of course I do.
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But you're so pretty
when you say it, so you say it.
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No, it's just Friday,
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or, as I like to
call it, "Fri-yay."
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So what do you say
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we live it up and try that new
restaurant, Jalapeño Kevin's?
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Ooh, I've been wanting
to go there
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because the name sounds exotic,
but it has "Kevin" in it,
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so I know it won't be
too spicy.
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Yeah. Yeah, remember how much
we like Hong Kong Dave's?
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Mm, yeah. Ugh, but we can't.
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We have date night
with Don and Marcy.
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Oh, yeah, they won't
try a new place.
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They always just want
to go to Mick's.
Yeah.
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Every week, it's the same:
order burgers,
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then Marcy sends hers back
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because it's too well done
or not well done enough.
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It's never just right.
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She's the Goldilocks
of burgers.
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Look, you know I love
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Don and Marcy, but, you know,
we're kind of in a rut.
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Hey, what if we say one of
the kids is sick and we cancel,
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and then we go
to Jalapeño Kevin's?
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Honey, we
can't do that.
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He's my brother.
We love them.
I know.
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I said we loved them
before you said we loved them.
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It's just--
I don't know.
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We've all been together
a long time.
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Yeah. It's like
a marriage.
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[chuckles]
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But not this marriage.
No, no, no.
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Every moment with
you is a gift.
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Uh-huh.
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Anybody want a snack?What do you got?
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Pocket bacon.
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What kind of bacon?
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He carries bacon everywhere
in case of emergencies.
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My car runs into a snow bank,
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I can last a week with
just the bacon I have on me.
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He's also been tackled
by dogs four times.
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Thanks for explaining, but I was
never seriously considering it.
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I've got to head out anyway.
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Oh, hot date?
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Yup. She's a mobile cat groomer.
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I met her in the Band-Aid aisle
at the drugstore.
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Boy, I am glad I got married
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before I hit the cat groomer
phase of being single.
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Hey, don't forget
we have couples dinner tonight.
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How could I forget?
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We do couples dinner at Mick's
almost every week.
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How about, next week,
instead of dinner at Mick's...
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Yeah?...we do dinner at Mick's,
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followed by a jug band concert?
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Is it just jugs?
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It's a whole band.
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There's washboards,
banjos, spoons.
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So any instrument
a Muppet would play?
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That's a pass.
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Okay, but this is your only
chance to yell "Nice jugs"
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without getting
in trouble.
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Stop what you're doing.
I got great news.
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Don just called
and canceled dinner.
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Marcy sprained her ankle![gasps]
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Yay!
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I mean, oh, sad for Marcy,
but now it really is Fri-yay.
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Yeah. Don said she has to
stay home and ice it.
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Well, then I think
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tonight is all about
you, me and Jalapeño Kevin.
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[laughs]
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The only threesome
I will ever agree to.
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Eh, we'll talk after
a couple margaritas.
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This place is great.
My drink is blue!
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It's a blu-garita,
Adam!
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[laughs]
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And it has
a gummy jalapeño in it.
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Because it's
Jalapeño Kevin's.
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They got their thinking
caps on in the head office.
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[laughter]
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[stammers]
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What's Don doing here?
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He's supposed to be home
taking care of Marcy.
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Maybe he came to pick up food
for her and ran into friends.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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He said she couldn't
even get out of bed.
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Aw. Wait, there's Marcy.
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Olé!
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That better mean
"ouch" in Spanish.
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♪
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I can't believe
they ditched us!
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After we didn't ditch them.
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You know why?
Because we're good people.
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It's our worst quality.
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Why didn't you let me go over
there and say something?
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'Cause I didn't want you
to make a scene.
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You were so mad
your lips got blue.
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That was from
the blu-garita.
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Oh.
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But I am mad.
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Don and Marcy
cheated on us!
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I know.
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After we gave them
the best years of our lives.
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Yeah. And how do they repay us?
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By olé-ing with
some other couple.
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So what do we do?
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We're gonna do
what I should've done
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when my first boyfriend cheated
on me: talk face to face.
Oh.
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You know, instead of just
telling everybody he had crabs.
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I learn something new
about you every day.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Don.
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Still stuck at home
with Marcy, huh?
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Yeah. I haven't left the house.
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Hey, remind me, how did you say
Marcy hurt her ankle?
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Oh, she was playing streetball
with some neighborhood toughs.
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We saw you guys at
Jalapeño Kevin's.
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Hmm, I'm not aware
of that establishment.
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We have evidence.
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Yeah, we took
a picture of you
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eating the other half
of those enchiladas.
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Here it is,
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you and Marcy
with strangers.
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And they don't look like
a couple of ankle doctors.
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Well, that's not us.
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Wh...
How could that
possibly not be you?
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Everyone in the world's
got a look-alike.
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It's weird that Marcy's and mine
are together.
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I guess we were meant to be.
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Can you believe this?
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We know you're lying.
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You're right,
he is lying.
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We went out with
another couple last night.
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And it felt good.[chuckles]
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We did things
we haven't done in years.
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We don't need
the details
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of your night out
with the floozies.
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ANDI:
Yeah.
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We couldn't
care less about them.
Hmm.
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We don't care who they are
or where they came from.
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So who are they
and where'd they come from?
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Tina and Trevor.Yeah.
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We call them "TNT"
'cause they're dynamite.
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[laughs]
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They sound stupid.
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Look, the fact is
this thing
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hasn't been good for a while.
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We're all just going
through the motions.
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Well, we feel the same way, but
we didn't go behind your backs.
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We just talked about it
behind your backs.
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If you feel the same way,
I think it's time for a break.
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Wait a minute,
you're breaking up with us?
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You're breaking up
with us?
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You? Us?
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Unbelievable.
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We are the best thing
that ever happened to you.
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Good luck with
your new couple.
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I heard they have crabs.[chuckles]
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The only way to get over this is
to get right back on the horse.
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We need to get with a new couple
as soon as possible.
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They don't even
have to be good-looking.
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Yeah, what we need
is a rebound couple,
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a confidence booster.Mm-hmm.
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Right, get with someone else.
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That's what I did
when I got dumped.
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"Get with"? What does that mean?
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Is that like "hook up"?
What does "hook up" mean?
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KATE:
Listen,
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there's a parent mixer
for my class coming up.
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You should go.
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That's a great idea.
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What?
What?
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Those things are
full of people so lonely
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they'll go to a parents mixer.
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We're gonna clean up.
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All right, let's get out there,
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put our beer goggles on
and see who we come home with.
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I'm a little nervous.
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Babe, we have
no reason to be.
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Don and Marcy don't know
what they lost, okay?
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We're Willy Wonka and these
people just got golden tickets.
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[chuckles]
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But we don't know
anybody here.
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Well, I know that guy.
His name's Bob. Hey, Bob!
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I-I-I think
his name is Jim.
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Hey, Jim,
you seen Bob?
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You know, I think we might be
a little rusty at this.
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Come on.
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This place is full
of lonely couples.
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It's a real
meat market.
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Okay, well,
take a seat
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and let's do a little
window shopping.
All right.
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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How about those guys?
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No, nope. Not talking to a guy
who wears flip-flops after dark.
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Let's keep looking.
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[both gasping]
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Adam!
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I'm-I'm too strong.
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S-Stick those back in there.
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Welcome to our home.
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Ah, I see you found
our favorite chair.
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It's their
favorite chair, Adam.
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Right, I can see why.
[chuckles]
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In fact, I think I might just
sit in this thing all night,
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maybe even until you go
up to bed. [chuckles]
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It was the last thing
my grandfather made
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before he passed away.
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Dead grandpa's
homemade chair, Adam.
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Is that guy stealing
your silverware?
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My bad. He-He's just eating.
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Nice to meet you.
I'm Wally.
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[sighs]
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Adam.
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00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,571
I think your grandpa
would want you to have this.
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That was a long, quiet
walk to the front door.
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[chuckles softly]
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Lot of pictures of that
grandfather, too, I noticed.
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00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,672
You know what the
worst part is?
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I can't tell
Don the story.
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He hates antiques,
he loves breaking things.
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It's perfect for him.
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00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,812
Yeah, they would've thought
it was funny.
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And then we would've
thought it was funny.
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There's no substitute
for best friends.
Mm.
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Although, these do help.
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00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,910
Oh, no,
there's Don and Marcy!
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With their trashy
new couple.
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00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,742
Look how young they
are-- what a cliché.
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Hey, guys. I'd like you
to meet our friends,
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Tina and Trevor.
Ah.
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Hi.Nice to meet you.
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00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,270
It's funny they're
your friends.
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00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,794
From far away, they
look like your kids.
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00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,189
That's right-- too young.
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00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,757
Tina's a fitness
instructor.
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Poke her six pack,
rock solid.
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00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,110
Nah, that's okay,
I'm good.
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00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,547
Come on, go for it.
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All right, I'll touch her.
I don't want to be rude.
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00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,036
So, this must be
really hard for you
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because you're alone
and we're not.
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Oh, you think we're alone?
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[chuckles]:
No, no. We are not alone.
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Right, Adam?
Right.
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Yeah, we're meeting our
new friends here, too.
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You already met somebody?
We just broke up.
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That's what happens
when you let
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the best thing
in your life go.
Mm-hmm.
250
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,228
We're a catch,
and we got caught.
251
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,230
Mm-hmm.
252
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,406
In fact, there they are.
253
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,799
Hey, guys.
254
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,322
Sorry we're late; we're
just talking to this
255
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,064
super boring couple
over here. [chuckles]
256
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,196
Well, enjoy your dinner.
Make sure they give you
257
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,720
the crayons
with your kids menu.
258
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,331
[both laugh]
259
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,767
Are we really
doing this?
260
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:07,683
We have to.
They're watching.
261
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,120
BOTH:
Hi!
262
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:14,908
Do we know you?
263
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,605
Not yet. [chuckles]
264
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:18,346
Look, I-I know
265
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,783
this sounds crazy, but we
saw you from across the room
266
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:23,438
and thought maybe
we should be friends.
267
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,787
It's not crazy.
268
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,919
We're Buddhists
269
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,529
and we believe
270
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,966
the universe
brought you to us.
271
00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:36,973
Uh-oh.
272
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,199
I'm Mason.
273
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,810
And this is my wife, Bessica.
274
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,420
I'm sorry, did
you say Jessica?
275
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,857
No, Bessica.
276
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,293
I was born Jessica,
277
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,817
but there were so many,
I changed it.
278
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:58,647
And I figured why not be
the best Jessica?
279
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,127
Bessica.
280
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,130
Oh.
281
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,914
Sounds like a lot of paperwork
for nothing. [chuckles]
282
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,090
Uh, I'm Adam and this is...
283
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,352
Bandi, yeah.
284
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,833
The best Andi.
285
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,704
Are you guys Buddhists, too?
286
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:14,663
[both laugh]
287
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,449
What are they talking about?
288
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,930
Looks like they're
talking about...
289
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,845
nudists.
290
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:25,108
Adam and I always
wanted to meet nudists.
291
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:28,590
We have so many questions, like:
If you're talking to a nudist,
292
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,548
and you're sitting down
and he's standing up,
293
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,724
what are you talking to?
294
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,857
So...
295
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,424
what do you guys do
on the weekends?
296
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,034
Oh, we watch a lot
of cooking shows.
297
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,123
Mm-hmm, but they're all
the same, so I was thinking,
298
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,647
what about a show where you
can only cook what you kill?
299
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,259
It's called
Cook What You Kill.
300
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:48,915
Sorry, we don't
own a television.
301
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,960
We just like to talk
to each other.
302
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,095
Well, call us
in ten years,
303
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,618
tell us how that's going.[chuckles]
304
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:01,275
So, you guys are Buddhists, huh?
305
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,494
What's the shortest way
to explain that?
306
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,106
Well, it's about
307
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:08,325
everything and nothing.
308
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,240
Huh.
309
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,808
Jump in anytime here, Bandi.
310
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,897
Okay, uh, well...
311
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,552
how does it affect
your life?
312
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,771
For one thing,
we don't eat meat.
313
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,817
Yeah, but bacon's
cool, right?
314
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:26,430
And we're enlightened,
so we don't feel anger.
315
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:29,042
What if someone
cuts you off in traffic?
316
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,913
We have compassion for them.
317
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,220
I have to be honest,
you saying that
318
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,135
makes me feel
a little angry.
319
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,789
You have to learn
to look at things
320
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,227
through your third eye.
321
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,886
You mean my butt?
322
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,108
And we had to sit there
for three hours
323
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,371
because we couldn't leave
before Don and Marcy.
324
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,286
It was a Mexican
restaurant standoff.
325
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,722
[chuckles]:
Yeah.
326
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,814
But on the way home,
we realized we already love you.
327
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,816
And since you're dating
the cat groomer,
328
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,688
the four of us could be
couple friends.
329
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,124
Oh, that's over.
330
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,170
I thought she took my breath
away, but it turns out
331
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,911
I'm deathly allergic
to cats.
332
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,698
I found out
in the ambulance.
333
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:19,701
Well, if Lowell's out,
334
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,485
that means we're gonna
be alone forever.
335
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:22,834
That's not true.
336
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,445
You just have to visualize
what you want,
337
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,707
and go out and get it.
338
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,100
Who's your dream couple?
339
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:30,364
I don't know.
Just someone more like us.
340
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,366
Bacon eaters.
341
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,195
People who think
it's funny
342
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,197
when we break old chairs.Yeah.
343
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,026
People who,
when you meet them,
344
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,115
you feel like
you already know them.
345
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,900
So you're looking
for bacon lovers
346
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,989
that laugh at other
people's misfortunes,
347
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,991
who you already know.
348
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,993
BOTH:
Yeah.
349
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,953
That's Don and Marcy.
350
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,999
What?
351
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,784
Don carries pocket bacon.
352
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,832
And every winter,
Marcy hoses down her front walk
353
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,747
so people slip
on the ice.Oh, yeah.
354
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,926
You're looking
for them.
355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,625
Oh, my God, we are.
356
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:18,151
Yeah, and they were right in
front of us this whole time.
357
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,762
Maybe we were in a rut
because we stopped
358
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,112
noticing what was
so great about them.
359
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:26,289
Guys, this is like the plot
of every romantic comedy.
360
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,770
I wouldn't be surprised
if you opened that door
361
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:31,077
and they were
standing there holding
362
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,514
a boombox
over their heads.
363
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,476
Well, it was worth a shot.
364
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,351
I want our friends back.
How do we get them back?
365
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:47,876
Well, uh, in the movies,
uh, you need a grand gesture.
366
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,096
Like in The Notebook,
Ryan Gosling
367
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:54,056
wrote Rachel McAdams
a letter every day for a year.
368
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,189
We don't have
that kind of time!
369
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:58,843
Ooh.
370
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,671
But I do have an idea.
371
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:01,716
Come on, come on.
372
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:02,717
[gasps]
373
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,153
Yes, go to them.
374
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,894
I'm crying because
of the cat allergy,
375
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,939
not because of this!
376
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,726
MARCY:
So now
377
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,467
Adam and Andi
have new couple friends
378
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,946
and we're alone again.
379
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,731
Well, what happened to the
broad with the iron stomach?
380
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,603
She was gonna let me
hit her with a board.
381
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:20,909
Nah, they're out.
382
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,171
They don't watch TV.
383
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,303
They talk to each other.
384
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,218
Sounds like they're in a cult.
385
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:29,309
So we were thinking maybe
you could be our couple friends.
386
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,875
[clears throat]
387
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,966
That's a nice offer, son,
388
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,665
but your mother doesn't
really care for Marcy.
389
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,798
I think what your father
was trying to say is
390
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:43,105
we've been here 20 minutes
391
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,673
but it seems a lot longer.
392
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,718
Yeah, well, the
clock's not ticking
393
00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,851
any faster over here, Bev.
394
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,114
Well, we've insulted
each other.
395
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,333
I think it's time to go.
396
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:56,901
Hey, Ma.
397
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:59,252
Oh, nice to see you, son
who didn't marry Marcy.
398
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,211
What's her deal?
399
00:18:02,255 --> 00:18:04,257
We stirred the pot,
enjoy the stew.
400
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,217
What are you
doing here?
401
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,001
Uh...
402
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,873
Listen, we know
you're happy
403
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,875
with your new
couple, but...
404
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:16,007
we went out there looking
for something better,
405
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,314
and we couldn't find it.
406
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,578
Well... that means a lot.
407
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,842
And, to be honest,
neither could we.
408
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:28,716
Also, Marcy didn't
really hurt her ankle.
409
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,373
You guys are
perfect for us.
410
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,331
I mean, I...
411
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,725
And I guess what I'm trying
to say is, you know,
412
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,205
we're just a couple
413
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,555
standing in front
of another couple...
414
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,252
asking them to love us.
415
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,517
What's that?
What are we doing?
416
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,606
It's from Notting Hill.
417
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,088
Look... you're our
best friends and-and...
418
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,222
we're sorry that
we took you for granted.
419
00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,746
We got lazy, too.
420
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,922
We could've said
something instead of
421
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,750
going behind your back.
422
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,404
Well, you know what,
we could all be
423
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,406
a little more honest
with each other.
424
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,929
Like, you should've
told us you wanted
425
00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,366
to go to Jalapeño Kevin's.DON: Well,
426
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,976
we thought you didn't
want to try anything new.
427
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,587
You made fun
of the jug band.
428
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,677
You mean this jug band?
429
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:17,939
You got us tickets?
430
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:19,245
You remembered.
431
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:20,681
Yeah, it's a grand gesture
to show you
432
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,248
how much you mean to us.
433
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:25,512
I got to tell you,
that touches my heart.
434
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,515
Hey, you guys want to go
to Mick's and get a burger?
435
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:30,560
Oh, that sounds great.
436
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,083
So, what's new
with you guys?
437
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,520
Adam broke
a dead guy's chair.
438
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,913
Sounds funny.
Save it for dinner.
439
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:39,003
Oh, I can't wait to tell you
my new idea for a cooking show.
440
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,744
Check it out--
you got to cook
441
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,268
what you kill.Ooh.
442
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,792
You should call it
Cook What You Kill.
443
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:45,923
That's what I was thinking.
444
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,403
I'm so glad we're friends again.
445
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,448
We're gonna be a millionaires.
446
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,101
Whoa, "we"?Yeah.
447
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,364
What do you mean, "we"?
It was my idea.Well...
448
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,626
No, it was my idea...
449
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,931
[continues indistinctly]
450
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,462
Okay, now, just remember
the jug band isn't for us.
451
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,811
It's for our friends.
452
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,465
Right, we just want them
to have a good time.
453
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:06,814
All right? Okay.
454
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,251
Hey.Hey.
455
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,212
[jug band playing]
456
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,649
[applause, cheering]
457
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,477
That was awesome!
458
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,522
Nice jugs!
459
00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:29,097
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