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93.7, from Mexico City...

Get up, baby...

I'm sleepy...

I don't want to get up...

Get up, man!

Take off that mask, you'll choke!

Morning, dad...

Say hello to mom.

Dad, I had an awful dream.

Did you?

Yes, I dreamed they hit you.

They hit me?

Yes, and I cried.

No one hits Dad...

Dad's a super man,

way better than Flyman!

Alright, let's hurry...

Up!

My name is Flyman...

But everyone insists on calling me Pedro,

and that I'm nine years old.

My dad's name is Charly and,

although he doesn't look like,

he is very nice.

- Hurry up, we're late!

- I'm coming!

Where's the thermos?

- In the third drawer.

Is my snack ready?

I have cooking workshop today.

Cooking workshop?

That's women's stuff. They should

teach you mechanics, welding...

Look, dad, ever since mom died

we only eat in restaurants,

all you cook are toasts and eggs...

The teacher says it's very important

that we men know how to cook.

Sure! Then people wonder why

they have faggot sons.

What's a faggot?

A faggot, twisted,

those perverts who like men.

Those are not faggots,

those are gays.

Gays! Gays! We're not in the United States!

Faggots! That's how they're called.

C'mon, move...

Damn it! I got burned!

You forgot the spoon...

Cool car, hum?

You're showing off...

Hey, don't forget to buy me

cardboard, graphite pencil number 2

and ravioli to cook.

Ravioli? No way!

I'll buy you a screwdriver and pliers...

- Hey, there!

- Hey...

New car, Charly?

Yes, I was a little depressed so I bought

this car... red color, for good luck...

You look very handsome in it.

You didn't come to the partners meeting.

You mean you go to the meetings?

Sure! To all of them.

Cool, so...

- That's my copybook!

Why don't you give me your phone number

so I'll call you for the next meeting...

- Really?

- Sure!

- There you go.

- Thank you.

- Bye, good luck...

- Same to you...

That was my homework!

No problem! You can do it again!

C'mon, go to school...

Hello, Paula dear!

You took the car on Friday for two hours,

not for the whole weekend!

Cool it, man! What's the difference if the car

is here or there.

Besides, you should have seen how people

looked at it, which makes it easier for me to sell it!

But if you crush, I'll be fucked up!

But I've never crushed, so relax!

You'll have to explain that to those men.

What men?

Those inside...

So you're the Chilean who wanted to run away

So? Where's the car, man?

Tell us the truth!

Well, the car... I met a girl, we got drunk

and she took the car with her...

So any butt can take a car from you?

Just like that?

So we must do something about it...

We must come to an agreement, man!

What? Shall we wake up the judge?

Or shall we fix things now?

So?

I don't have sea urchins...

You don't have sea urchins?

How come you don't have sea urchins?

You say I am not a sea urchin, pendejo!

So, Chilean, do you know the story of the

Chimalistaca?

I don't...

So you're fucked up, cabron!

Beauty!

Here comes fresh meat!

So? What's your name?

Get out, fuckin' faggot!

So we got a macho here!

He doesn't even imagine

We'll put him on a dish here.

Stop it!

Thanks...

Look, man, I'll take care of you.

But all I'll ask from you

is to call me...

Mireya.

Grandma, what is dad doing in Brasil?

Nothing, dear, he got a job there.

When is he coming back?

Soon, dear, soon...

You're acting strange.

Are you sad?

You're bored! We can play something,

I have checkers, chess, or Chinese checkers...

No, man, I don't want to play anything.

I told you to call me Mireya.

No, Mireya...

Thank you.

If you're depressed,

I better go and take a sun bath.

Let's go to the beach, oh, oh, oh...

Let's go to the beach, oh, oh, oh...

Let's go to Acapulco, oh, oh, oh...

Bye, Charly! Write to me!

Bye, handful of faggots!

Mom!

Get in the car!

But, mom!

Get in the car, useless asshole!

Mom!

Pendejo, let's go!

Don't you ever leave me alone again.

Did you get a girlfriend in Brasil?

I didn't.

How come?

Brasil's full of women!

Looks like I wasn't lucky.

C'mon, tell me about it.

I've nothing to tell you.

You know what I dreamed last night?

What?

That you fell in love.

You better sleep now...

I have a drawing for you.

How nice!

Why did you draw an airplane?

Because we're moving to Vi�a del Mar.

Who's moving?

You and the boy.

I found your dad. He is living in Vi�a del Mar,

he bought you air tickets...

and got a job for you...

But, mom, I barely know him, I haven't seen him

for thirty years!

Well, that makes it a good reason for you to go.

I have a right to get a life too, haven't I?

And there's something I want to tell you,

I'm seeing someone.

But, mom...

So you'll go to Chile!

Come here, honey...

I'll meet grandpa!

You'll see the Andes and dance cueca.

You dropped this.

Thank you!

Are you traveling alone?

With my dad.

Really? Where are you going?

To Vi�a del Mar, we're getting down in Santiago.

What's your name?

Pedro. And yours?

I'm Liliana. Nice to meet you, Pedro.

Nice to...

What are you staring at?

Are they real?

Of course they are!

Hey, you're hot!

You too.

Thank you.

Bye!

Men, they're all the same.

Where were you?

The plane takes off in half an hour!

Cool it!

You're nervous, aren't you?

Listen, it must be weird not to know your father.

I wonder how grandpa is.

I'm almost dead!

You haven't seen him for how long?

Longer than thirty years.

Are you nervous?

Yes

How will you recognize him?

A father is always a father.

If you want, we can pretend we're friends.

Are you crazy?

We are what we are.

If he has your eyes, it'll be easy

You, silly...

We must take it to the garage,

it never starts immediately.

Okay, bye!

So? Did you like the flight?

I did, but it was too short!

How old are you?

Hey! Never ask that to a woman!

Hasn't your mom told you?

No. Maybe because she died.

I'm sorry...

Why are you sorry? You didn't know her.

Because, I'm sad a boy like you

is not with his mother.

Are you married?

I'm single.

If I were old, I would ask you out right now.

Would you?

I'll have to wait some years then.

I'll call you.

Bye...

What?

When I'm with you, things happen to me.

Well, I gotta go now. Bye!

Long time no see...

I'm so glad you're here!

- Let's go!

- I was waiting for you...

Check out, dad, those are gays!

No, they're not. They're Russians.

It's a tradition for them to kiss,

Even twice, like Eskimos, who greet like this...

Those eyes are just like grandpa's.

You must be Pedro, my grandson.

Nice to see you!

Charly...

Nice to see you.

A friend of mine...

Hello...

From the house...

Don't you touch anything...

That's a Pre Colombian pottery,

from the Chimu culture.

It's the God of Fertility.

Your father loves collecting things.

Pedro, come with me, I want to show you

the joys in the house.

Where do you live, Flavio?

We're sharing the house while we prepare a play.

Your father is a great director.

Theaters in Limache and Quillota were filled.

This is a Mayan hat.

It's neither Mayan nor a hat.

It's a Sombrero charro from Jalisco.

1,500 years after.

Modern art...

Conceptual...

This house is so weird.

Weird?

The former owner was a faggot...

superfaggot...

See how he decorated it.

We bought it with everything inside.

To the same one you bought the car to...

Right!

I mean, yes...

Charly, I just can't, I don't know how to tell you this...

I hope you're not offended...

I'm gay and proud of it.

Well, it's written all over your face.

I'm your father's partner...

If you're a leftist you can call me his compa�ero...

Wait, you mean my father is...

homosexual?

No, well yes...

Kind of, a little...

All I know is I'm his partner.

You have a wonderful kid.

Mary and I have two; Valentina and Tweety.

They are the joy in the house...

That's how they do...

What's his name?

This boy's called Tweety.

That's how Flavio baptized him.

To me he's Pavarotti.

So he's called Tweety Pavarotti.

He sings like the Gods.

What's that noise?

It's grandpa, grandpa and his friend

are doing yoga.

Okay, put on these cottons...

Yoga?

Yoga...

It's something from the Himalayas...

Breathing exercises to open pores...

Why do they sleep together?

They're working on a Greek play...

Oedipus. Oedipus in America...

You see?

Is grandpa an actor?

Grandpa is... many things.

Alright, put on the cottons

and sleep.

I wanted so much to meet you.

Grandpa?

Yes?

Do you have chocolate milk?

You have everything here, honey.

Chocolate, strawberry milk, Melon, orange juice.

Whatever you want, even yogurt...

I failed!

Breakfast's ready!

Sit over there...

Did you sleep well?

I didn't!

How moody!

Just like me in the mornings...

I'm unbearable!

What time did you stop doing yoga last night?

Yoga?

I told Pedro you guys do yoga at nights,

that's why the noise and all...

The mantra!

Right, the mantra!

I told you not to be that loud.

You sounded like a broken mariachi...

So now I must keep it low in my own house!

Don't take it that way...

How is the play doing?

Play?

I told Pedro you guys are working on a play,

that's why you live together and dress that way.

Sure! The one we're rehearsing...

When is the opening?

- In January. - In October...

I mean, if we do well it'll be on

from October to January.

Or however it lasts...

Try that one, it's really good.

- It's so good!

In Mexico this is called berry,

here it's called strawberry...

We call "toronja" grapefruit.

It's the gays' fruit

Grapefruit me!

Eat bread...

More berries?

Mexico is amazing.

Guadalajara, Moreira, Puerto Escondido,

Guatulco...

Not to mention Chipolite

- Chipolite?

- A wonderful nude beach!

Was that the jail's name?

Charly, we all heard about it.

You fucked up.

By the way, do you remember the car

you sold me when you left to Mexico?

Good car, wasn't it?

It lasted short though...

You had only paid two payments.

They took it away from me.

Gonzalo, listen, I know I fucked up,

I know I screwed things up,

But I want to change.

I want to start from zero.

And all I need is a hand,

That's all I'm asking you, we've known each other

from school...

Charly, these records make it impossible.

You know my business depends on prestige.

If I recommend you and you fuck me up,

what do I do with my girls?

Look at them, prettier everyday, just like their mother...

Gonzalo, I need your help.

You know I'm a widower, I have a kid

and I need to work.

With these records, not only me,

but no one will hire you...

Look!

Did you see the seagulls?

Did you know seagulls are one of the...

Listen, I couldn't care less,

this is not funny.

It's not normal to have a homosexual father.

It's not normal to have a con son either.

That's different, I'm not a pervert.

And I'm not a criminal.

You know, I think this won't work,

I better take Pedro and leave.

Did you tell him I got a job for him?

I told him about the seagulls and he got mad.

Imagine if I spoke about a job...

Did you tell him he can earn

300 thousand pesos per weekend?

Nice seagulls!

Grandpa and Flavio are so nice.

Do you like them?

Yeah, a lot!

Will we have our own house?

In a near future...

Will we have a dog?

Sure! Of course we'll have a dog,

and a cat and a parrot...

You know, dad? I speak with mom every night.

Oh yes? I do too.

What do you speak to her?

I tell her how you're doing, that you don't

brush your teeth,

that you like girls in your school...

C'mon!

Okay, sleep now.

Kiss, kiss.

Love you.

Good night.

What are you going to do to me?

We have a friend who loves us

and is willing to hire you.

Where?

At a gay club.

You're nuts, I don't do that kind of jobs.

On weekends you can make up to 400 hundred thousand.

400 thousand a week?

Right...

There are gays and there are gays...

There's one thing though.

This friend of ours only hires gays.

Meaning what?

What you must pretend you're gay.

Gay, me?

No way!

Long week ends you can make 450 thousand...

Sometimes 500 thousand...

Hello!

Hi, you're looking great...

Thank you, it must be the pink color.

Cut my hair, do something to me,

I'm depressed.

Tell me about JP.

I don't want to talk about him.

C'mon, tell me.

Are you alright?

Yes.

Do you want a tea or a coffee?

No, thanks...

You're thirsty.

I'm fine thank you.

Is he your boyfriend?

No!

He's Charly, Mario's son.

The one who'll work at the bar.

Oh! Are they changing his look?

Yes.

I look like a water heater.

Easy, you'll be ready soon.

She is Liliana, Loka's manager.

Not only Loka's Vi�a, all Loka's, Loka's Miami,

Loka's Canc�n, Loka's Punta del Este, Loka's Rio.

We'll make Bolivar's dream come true.

We'll unify America.

Don't forget to pretend you're gay.

She's a very close friend of your boss,

And if he knows you're not gay,

forget about work.

No work, no money.

Right, honey.

Will this be a tenuous change?

Very tenuous, no one will notice.

Hello! I'm Liliana...

I'm Charly...

I'm Charly...

Are they yours?

Of course they're mine.

Are you having a change of look?

Yes, a little change. When I get bored

I change my look.

Me too, if I get bored, I change everything.

You look gorgeous!

Okay, I'm going to the gym,

I'll see you tonight.

What? Are you leaving me alone like this?

Do you want to come with me?

There's sauna, pilates... It's full of friends there.

No, I better not.

Well, you'll miss it.

Hello!

Do you like it?

I made this disguise

to work with uncle Flavio.

What are you disguised of?

Russian. It's a Russian restaurant.

It's called Rasputin.

This place is full of Russians!

The Berlin wall fell and this was filled

with Russians.

Wow! You look gorgeous.

Julian, he is Charly,

the one I spoke to you about.

Hello, Charly.

Hello.

Have you worked in this before?

Yes, in a 5 star hotel in the north,

but with a look of a 3 star hotel, you know...

Do you know how to make drinks?

Do you like it?

I do.

What is your favorite drink?

Piscola.

We don't sell piscolas here. We sell Daikiries,

Campari, Negroni,

And the house's drink, do you know it?

The black Russian...

Good.

You must always serve clients with a smile

on your face and at the music rhythm.

Because here, the client is always right.

Confidence is essential here.

Important people come, like politicians,

TV people, advertisers.

How do you want to be called?

Everyone here has a nickname.

In Loka's we're like a big family.

Beckham?

I'd rather be called Charly.

Walk, damned dog!

Cool it!

What you need to do is to get married.

Me marry?

Like grandpa.

Grandpa is not married.

He's married to uncle Flavio.

What are you saying?

He's not married with uncle Flavio!

They are a steady couple, they love each other,

although they're gays.

Gays! Gays! What is that gay thing?

You're so conservative, dad.

Stop talking nonsense, please.

Wait for me here, I'll go get the newspaper.

- See where I find you.

How are you?

I'm fine, with my dad.

We live in that street with my grandfather.

Where do you live?

I live in those apartments up there.

Can you see the sea?

Not only the sea, all Vi�a.

I'll invite you one day.

Nice dog, hum?

Are you taking him to the hair dresser?

I am, why?

So tell us, are you mom or dad?

Does it hurt?

What did you say?

Does it hurt?

Does this hurt? Does it hurt?

Bye, guys, have a nice day.

Let's go, Valentina.

Hello, Flavio.

Your problem with the Foreign Office is solved.

I spoke with the Minister.

- Leave it all to me, don't you worry. - Thank you, don Fer.

- Champagne for don Fer, please! - No, please.

Yes, of course!

Sorry I'm late.

Don't worry.

Hello...

Hello

So you're the new guy.

I am.

Where are you from?

From Con Con.

From Con Con?

So you must know Chela and Esteban?

I've heard of them.

What do you mean?

I was living in Mexico for a long while.

In Guadalajara and Potosi.

Potosi! I love Potosi.

I also lived in Mexico.

I went there with three friends, Bighead, the Greek and Mireya.

Mireya was my best friend.

But I got bored and came back.

Did you?

Yes. I don't know I...

I missed my mom.

One gets so homesick abroad.

Right.

Do you know what you will dance?

Where?

Here! All of us must do a show here.

The thing is I'm a little stiff.

I love stiff guys!

I know what you can do...

You can do a show called "Adam and Eve"

And I would be your snake...

Did you collect those invoices?

No, they asked for 30 more days.

No way. We're 50% lower than Loka's Cancun,

30% lower than Loka's Miami, we're fucked up.

Collect the invoices.

But these invoices are from winter, and...

How is Charly doing?

He's fine. He has a man thing people like very much.

Are you knew here?

Yes, I'm Charly.

I'm Talalo.

See you, Talalo.

Towel!

I'm coming!

Towel!

Wait! I'll give him the towel!

C'mon, a towel!

Ask me!

I told you to buy toilet paper.

I did. But you never help me.

Is it too much work to pick it up and put it?

Did you see how you left the living room last night?

I remind you I'm not your maid!

Stop fighting, you two.

How did you do last night?

He's an excellent waiter and a professional gay.

- He's a natural! - Son of a tigress!

Julian was mad about him.

He's unbearable!

Next time I'll kill him.

- You rather be in jail? - Is that what you want?

- He gave you work! - And grabbed my ass!

That's sexual harassment, honey!

- Don't be exaggerated! - It is!

A simple ass grabbing is sexual harassment?

It is! He just grabs anybody's ass! Does anybody grab yours?

Sometimes.

Shut up, Flavio, please shut up. There's no worse gay than one's mouth!

He just grabs my ass and that's it!

It's you who I love, honey.

I don't get you, honestly I don't.

I love you when you get mad.

Because I'm like not here.

What is it, Dad?

That's how artists are.

When I was your age, your grandpa made me act.

Dad, why did grandpa leave you alone if he loved you so much?

I don't know.

You'll never leave me alone, right?

Never.

What if you die like mom?

Listen, I'll die when I'm very old

and you're a grown up.

Your mom and I will be waiting for you in heaven.

Are you sure that's how it will be?

Don't make difficult questions.

Let's go.

Are you his father?

No, I am.

I'm his grandfather. Charly is just coming from the north,

that's why I'm with him now.

What about the mother?

The boy's mother unfortunately died from cancer...

All of a sudden, she had bones cancer, you know it's so heavy...

Anyway, the boy is pretty healthy.

He faced this with great wisdom...

He is a very mature boy...

Dad, please...

May I?

If you check Pedro's grades here you'll see they're excellent.

Where is he?

He is outside.

Playing.

Who is the man playing with him?

That's Flavio, an uncle.

He is a friend of the family. Sometimes he works as our driver...

Just sometimes...

He used to be an athlete, that's why he runs.

Don Mario, let's be honest here.

This is a small town in which everything is known.

And what is not known is invented.

Right. I don't have a problem at all, I'm very open minded,

I even have an uncle like that. He tells me everything.

But at school it can be a problem, because...

In parents meetings, they talk...

You get it?

Well, I can help you, but you...

should pretend a little bit.

Wait! I'm not...

The uncle, especially the uncle.

But you can't deny he runs like a God.

Not so fast, Pedro!

The one with the lines is from Ecuador.

He must have swam a lot to get here.

Kilometers!

Grandpa...

Yes?

Fish look like they spoke.

They do speak, honey!

Put your ear on the glass and you'll hear.

It's like they're singing.

They don't fight.

Because they are smart fish.

Tolerant fish, they respect each other.

No one is a surpluss in an aquarium.

Bye, dear!

You got lost!

Let's do it again!

One, two, get the coccyx up, man!

Tummy inside, coccyx up,

Tummy inside, coccyx up...

Tummy inside, coccyx up...

Crown...

Right. Now you do it.

Right!

Greet!

Hugo, Zack!

What about the orders I asked?

What do you want?

Hello! Do you have your driving license?

I do.

Fine. I need you to go to pick up Liliana

and bring her here immediately. Got it?

Yes! No, everything's fine!

The thing is...

Something strange happens in this hotel...

Yes, very weird...

I couldn't get nor make calls, I don't know why...

How could I know why that happened?

I don't work here!

Why would I lie to you?

What?

Of course there's no one! I don't know anybody here!

Who would I be speaking to?

No, I don't care...

I'm not getting mad!

Give me the bags...

There you go...

Which one?

This one or that one?

- That one. - Great!

This one?

Yes!

Do you like this one?

This one goes without a bra.

Otherwise, the low neck doesn't look nice.

Can you help me?

Right, it doesn't look nice.

It doesn't.

I would try on the red one anyway.

The red one?

Just to see...

I must wear V-string with the red one And I don't feel like wearing one.

I love V-strings.

Do you wear V-strings?

In summertime. Because of the heat.

I think we're too far.

Turn right here.

Here it is!

Come with me.

- No, you go alone. - Why?

I'm all dirty and smelling.

Don't worry. There is a prompt solution for that!

Nice!

Nice, isn't it? Let's go!

No, please...

C'mon, I don't want to go in there alone!

Even more, from today on, you're my friend.

What do you say?

Okay...

- Shall we go? - Okay...

It's good you came!

- Beautiful! - Congratulations!

My ex!

Is he there?

Hold me! Hold me!

- Is he still there? - He is.

Is he still there?

What? Is he still there?

He is still there.

What is it with you?

I don't know, my pressure went down.

Art makes it go down.

All men are stupid!

And cynical!

- Hello, Julian. - Hello, Flavio.

Don't you even say hello to me.

Why? What happened?

I just heard you've become the international ass grabber.

Mario, where did you hear that?

Where? C'mon don't be...

I look at you and feel like screaming to earth to swallow me...

I would bite you.

Listen to me well, be macho with machos and gay with gays,

but stop fucking with me, bear that well.

Mario, don't forget learned from you, when I was 17...

One black Russian... Two Black Russians!

The blackest you have!

Watch out, there's a bus coming!

- We had a great time, didn't we? - Yes, we did.

You're great company, pal.

You're also great company... pal.

I have a party at some friends'. You wanna come?

No, you go alone. Some other time.

- Well... - Bye!

It smells like faggot's perfume.

What?

It smells like faggot's perfume! Those assholes are bad luck!

Shut up!

Goal!!!

Right!

I told you there was a faggot!

Faggots bring bad luck, man!

There's your hat, you queer!

Get out of here, you fucking faggot!

Little by little I'm getting over you

Little by little I feel you so far from my soul...

...that I don't love you anymore

All I do is forget you

I drink tequila with friends...

...and get drunk anywhere...

If I forget you...

Forgive me, I didn't mean to offend you.

It's always the same thing,

It's so easy to ask for forgiveness.

What do you know about the blues? Nothing.

Is it too hard for you to say I love you?

Once a month, that's all. Is it too much to ask?

No...

I'm mad about you!

Charly!

I'm sorry...

What happened to you?

Let me see that...

I'm fine...

I know first aid...

Flavio, honestly, I'm fine. Thank you, I'm fine, thank you...

Let me see this.

Have this. It will help the pain go away.

- Where were you? - Somewhere around.

Cowards!

I had a fight once too.

Somebody screamed "faggot" and I went mad against three...

They blew out these three teeth.

I didn't care, they were decayed and I was going to take them out anyway.

Can I ask you something?

When did you start being...

Like this?

Like what?

This faggot? This queer? This whore?

What was first?

The hen or the egg?

No one knows...

Nature is capricious.

I was born like this.

Imagine your father running on the fields,

holding the ball tight.

I enjoyed watching my mates running after me.

What I liked the most

was the moment we all went to the showers.

Big Head Perez, he was so gorgeous!

And then...

I married your mother.

A pious, terrible and toxic lady.

But she was what I needed, 'cause she told me

sex was only to procreate.

This is my chance, I said! And you were born.

Then, your aunt Eloina, that fuckin' old whore,

started telling her things,

like women had to be a lady in the house

and a whore in bed.

So your mother became demanding,

and I just couldn't!

I ran away like a queer.

My father-in-law threatened me to kill me

wherever he found me.

To have defamed his family.

Fuckin' old man.

Have your drink.

I don't want.

It'll do you good...

Dad, I don't want.

It will...

Stop it, Dad!

You called me dad.

First time you call me dad.

I've told you a thousand times to put the toilet seat up.

You don't live alone.

And that bad habit of yours of leaving

wet towels on the bed makes me so mad!

Couple's fight!

We better leave!

What about the living room the night before?

I'm not your maid.

I know you aren't, but the house must be neat.

I didn't leave the wet towels on the bed...

Who was it then?

I don't know.

It must have been Superman!

Let's find out who was it...

Ask your son.

Are you guys married?

No! Dear God does not want us to. And I'm so religious!

How did you guys meet?

That was so long ago!

Like 15 years ago. I was in Quillota finishing my second play.

Narcissus and Golmundo.

He was Narcissus.

I remember he came all self confident,

looked at me straight in the eyes and said "I am Narcissus".

And I fainted.

He hired me.

How did the play do?

The play did terrible, because we had a fight on the opening day.

I had a fight with some journalists.

I don't like being criticized for what I do in bed,

but for what I do on stage.

I told them on their faces.

Grandpa...

Uncle Flavio...

Let's go and buy an ice cream?

Whatever you want, dear.

Kiss them for me. Bye.

Gonzalo!

Charly! What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

Me? I'm with a German client who asked me to take him to an alternative place.

Do you work here?

I do.

So you are one of us.

I'm not.

Rodrigo is in the bathroom.

C'mon, don't be like this. It was hard for me to face it too.

Can you imagine fat so knowing about it?

My wife, the girls, people at my work?

I'd be fucked up!

So we're partners here!

Only ten minutes left!

Get it, Mario please.

You get it.

I always get it, I'm watching the game.

Why can't you get it? They always call you!

For the same reason you can't. It's for you.

I will get it.

What did you do?

You put it in pause!

Can you tell us what button you pressed?

It was wrong number.

What did you do?

Look. You can forward, rewind

You guys are too old.

Right. We're old and it's bed time.

Go to bed.

Bye.

Good night.

Old man...

Men don't like real women.

They're afraid of us. That is so true.

Being a real, I mean a real woman is a problem...

How have you been?

Fine.

Charly at your service.

Too bad not at our service.

Excuse me.

Go on, Charly.

Why didn't you come to work?

I was mugged, I couldn't.

Listen, not because you're going out

with the boss you can do whatever you want.

You guys are together, right?

I don't know. Ask her.

What did you say?

Let me remind you I'm the boss here.

If you want to keep working, you must do everything I tell you to.

Do that to me once again

and I'll smash your face.

Fuckin' asshole!

Don Julian...

Do you know that guy over there?

I think I know him from somewhere

and I've been thinking, trying to remember,

and I did. I met him in Mexico sometime ago.

But he's changed. He is not what he seems.

I heard he was in money, checks, stolen cars troubles,

you know...

Are you sure it's him?

As sure as my name is Mireya.

I want to ask you something.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

I'm watching the game.

You always have an excuse not to pay attention to me.

We are losing communication.

Look...

Suppose that I die.

Would you have a couple again?

No way!

You wouldn't?

That means you haven't liked leaving as a couple.

If you don't get married or engaged with someone else

it's because you didn't like being married.

I never said that.

You didn't say it, but it's what you mean.

No, calm down.

I'm not that fool.

Okay, I would re marry.

You would?

Would you bring him to live here?

Of course, this is our house.

Would you sleep with him in our bedroom?

That's what bedrooms are for, to sleep.

On our bed?

Yes. I might change the mattress and the bed sheets,

but yes, on the same bed.

You would?

- Go to hell! - I was joking!

You weren't!

You're the only one who can make jokes here?

I get along so well with you guys.

Come here.

Tell me. Do you have a couple?

One who died.

From what? Aids?

From cancer, but prostate cancer.

- You must have suffered a lot. - I did...

Come here, tell me...

Have you ever made love with a woman?

No, never.

I haven't been with a gay neither.

Do you know what love is?

Love is...

Is something like losing fear, fear of knowing the other

and of the other knowing you.

You get it...

I do...

I think I'm already afraid.

Are you afraid of me?

A little.

Let's play something.

Let's suppose I'm a friend of yours.

So you just close your eyes and let your body talk...

I'll let myself flow.

Perfect...

How dirty! I think I'm feeling things.

Let's see...

Gross!

What a headache!

You know what I dreamed last night?

I dreamed I had an accident and died.

Stop dreaming nonsense, please!

Flyman!

Pedro, check this one out.

I planted this one two years ago.

For an anniversary with Flavio.

You must always take out the ones drying,

otherwise they die.

I'll fill this with flowers of different colors,

like an aquarelle.

See how I make your dad work.

So? How do you like it?

Homophobic Band Sets Gay Disco on Fire.

What do you think?

What is a homophobic?

Ask your dad.

What is a homophobic?

A Homophobic is someone who has a phobia,

some are spider phobic, others are gay phobic.

Like yourself.

You got me wrong.

What I told you is gays

should not be congratulated, but respected.

That's all.

Yes?

Charly, something serious happened

and I'd like to clear it up.

I don't get it.

Money was lost.

600 thousand pesos were lost and we think it was you.

I'm sure it was you.

Me?

Charly, where did you work in the north?

This is a joke, isn't it?

No. The joke is you were in jail for being a conman.

That's the joke.

No, there's a mistake here, Liliana.

Are these records a mistake?

Charly don't pretend this is not you.

We're not stupid.

Charly, will you say it or shall I?

You're not even one of us!

That's a disguise!

He's not even gay. He's a liar and a thief.

I didn't take that money, Liliana.

Fire him.

I didn't do it.

He did!

What did I tell you when you arrived?

I'm telling you I didn't steal that money!

Everyone knew he's not gay.

And he seduced Liliana, which put me as a liar.

I'm not kicking you out of here because of my grandson,

I swear to you.

You're not kicking me out.

I'm leaving 'cause I'm fed up of gays and homos, fed up!

Do whatever you want! But listen to me well, Pedro has a family,

he will always have one!

Hello, mom?

This is Flyman on planet Earth reporting himself.

Answer me.

Hello, mom, this is Flyman ready to fly

to the sky, the stars, the galaxy to look for you.

I'll check star by star until I find you.

Answer back...

Nice Flyman!

I can't see them, Flavio!

I was so scared!

But you were a real man, I'm so proud of you!

What about all the water I drank?

Last time I cried like this

was when Lady Di died...

Alright, Pedro. The tests were fine.

The doctor will be right here.

Excuse me.

What are we gonna do now, dad?

I'll have to look for a job...

I'll put you through to him, bye.

Hi, Pedro!

Hey!

How are you?

I'm fine.

So you were in the news and everywhere,

you're famous now!

Let me speak with your dad.

My dad?

Okay...

Hello?

I want to apologize for the money.

Everything was finally cleared, it was a set up.

Well, that's all. Bye.

Listen...

- Can I have some juice, grandpa?

- Sure, baby!

You see how you're spoiled again?

The guacamole you made is so good,

tell me the secret.

The secret is in the green lemon.

The same we use for Margaritas.

The green lemon.

The green lemon.

May I have your attention, please?

Shut up, Lucy!

I have a surprise for you. Look.

Hello...

How are you, honey?

Hey...

Beautiful.

Attention, family.

I'd like to make a toast...

To Pedro, this wonderful person

who has been the main link in this family communion.

I'm sure Flavio thinks the same.

To you, Pedro, my great love, my life,

you really are my great gift.

A con father and a gay grandfather.

Shut up, Lucy!

All she do is speak!

How are you?

I'm fine.

I make a toast to my family.

It might not be as those of fairy tails,

but it's the only one I got.

Cheers!

I also want to tell you I'm in love.

Hey!

Hey, Mati, how are you?

I'm fine.

Hi...

How are you?

I'm fine...

I almost had you going!