All language subtitles for Lodge.49.S02E09.WEBRip.x264-ION10

[Door creaks]

♪♪♪

Whoo!

Mexico. Finally.

I've always felt
at home down here.

The play of light
and shadow.

The surreal quality
of death.

It's all so goddamn
voluptuous.

Many great writers have
disappeared in Mexico.

Ambrose Bierce.
Oscar Zeta Acosta.

Maybe I'm next.

I‐I hope not, Lamar.

No, it might be
just the thing.

Disappearing in Mexico
would boost my sales.

Seems kind of small
for a lodge.

The original building
was foreclosed.

So El Confidente moved it.

He was the last
member left.

Keeping the flame alive, huh?

It's beautiful. The lodge
is where you take it.

[Laughing] Yeah.

[Gunshot]

[All screaming]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Groans]

No! Don't!

Oh, hey, guys!

Huh? Oh!

H‐Hey! Daphne.
Hey!

Oh, man.
Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry about that.

There's been a lot of cartel
activity in the area, but,

come on in.
I've been waiting for you.

Come on. Yeah, come on.

Come on in.
Whoa.

Come on.
Oh, you want to hold it?

It feels good.
It's heavy.
Uh, Dud?

Yeah.
Would you do me
a favor, and, uh,

get the toilet paper
out of the van?

♪♪♪

Daphne: Oh, El Confidente
left those for you.

Ernie: A Mariachi.
Every single time.

It means something.
It definitely means something.

[Chuckles]

There are more
people coming.

Huh?

Look. See? [Laughs]

I told you I saw Scott's truck
on the 5.

They were behind us
the whole time.

[Chuckles]

Yeah.
Oh, look,
it's me and Liz.

Daphne: Yeah, some of
the other paintings

don't really make sense.

Yeah.

Okay. Now [laughs],

for the record, I didn't shit
my pants out of fear.

No, it was all that machaca
I ate on the way down.

And, no, I'm not ashamed that my
muse saw me in a human moment.

There's no secrets between us.

[Speaks French]

See?
Huh.

So El Confidente made you
Sovereign Protector of Lodge 55?

Right before he left
he put the ring on my finger

and gave me his gun.

I don't want to be all
Scott about this,

but you can't just become
Sovereign Protector.

There are steps. Rules.

You have to earn it.

Like Ernie did.

I mean, even though
he got screwed.

Hey, I don't know if
I earned anything.

I'm just a dude
who hung around.

Oh, cometh the hour,
cometh the man.

Just like Tom Stone says.

Well, my hour never came
and that's cool.

I wasn't meant for the throne.

[Groans]
Well, I didn't ask for it.
El Confidente insisted.

He said he was going
on a journey,

but he didn't say where.
Something to do with his wife.

God, he's a beautiful man.

I cried when he asked me
to join the Order.

And then I cut ties with Avery

and the people
we were working for.

I mean, screw Bitcoin, you know?

I want the scrolls because
they're worthless junk

and it is our destiny
to find them.

[Chuckles]

And here's the good news ‐‐

I know where they are.

[Knocking on door]
Wha‐‐ Wait, [laughs] what?

[Door creaks]

‐Hey! Hey, guys.
‐You made it.

Welcome to Lodge 55.

Yep. Yeah.

Yeah.
Oh.

Yeah.

Scott should be in
the middle, though.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Hey, Daphne, um, do you
happen to have a charger

for this kind of phone because
I need to call my sister,

let her know
that I'm okay.

No. Sorry.

It's just a little...

No.

Connie:
That looks like our Lodge.

Holy crap.
What's this about?

Ernie:
I don't know, but this...

is you.

Wow.

It looks like I'm actually
writing something.

[Chuckles]
You need to find
that place.

Look, Scott, uh,
I'm glad you're here.

I wanted to say ‐‐
That you're sorry
for shooting me?

Well, I appreciate it.

No, I wanted to say I forgive
you for banishing me.

Like a dick.

♪♪♪

Oh no ‐‐
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, no, no, no, no.
Yep, this is how it goes.

Yeah.

That's it.

You planning any sequels to
"The Heiress of Zanzibar"?

I've, uh, I've written
another sextet.

Another sextet.
[Chuckles]

Wonderful.

It's been a long time since
I've...had a sextet.

On my shelf.

[Exhales sharply]
I'll just get
another beer.

Oh, sure.

Uh, absolutely.

I'll be here.
Okay.

[Exhales sharply]

Lamar,
she is so into you.

You hear the way she
was saying sextet.

Like she's saying "sex" without
saying it, you know?

I know. I know.
I know. I know.

But you have to
understand, Dud.

I can play the game,
but only up to a point.

If I let myself be seduced,
I'll lose my creative powers.

[Exhales]
Yeah.

But it would feel good.

♪♪♪

[Clears throat]

[Birds chirping]

[Door opens]

Hey!

Where have you been?

I've been strolling
the plaza.

[Laughs]
I've never done that before.

Just, you know, strolled.
It's great.

I sat on a bench, drank
my coffee, looked around.

I even popped in
the cathedral.

It's beautiful.

The naves and the altars
and all that shit.

I didn't know you
were religious.

Uh, I'm not,
but I grew up Catholic.

So I'm cursed with
a sense of grandeur.

I bought some pan dulce.

I don't want
your confections, Liz.

I want you to get
ahold of your brother.

I keep trying,
but I told you.

There's a 99% ‐‐
actually, a 100% chance

that Dud forgot to
bring his phone charger.

[Sighs]

Oh, God!
This is a living death!

I am so screwed.

[Rustling]

[Chewing]

I'm glad you're having a good
time while my world collapses.

Uh, this was never
gonna work.

I tried telling you
that on the jet,

but you just kept
eating crème brûlée.

Excuse me.
I went to Stanford.

I can see angles and strategies
that you can't.

Absolutely.
But I still feel like

searching for non‐existent
scrolls in Mexico

wasn't the best way to
solve your problem.

You're gonna have to go home
and face things eventually.

In the meantime, I'm gonna
enjoy your expense account.

Liz, I want you
to punch me again.

It's the only thing that
will make me feel alive.

No.

[Door closes]
[Sighs]

Janet. I've failed you.

I turned over every stone.
I can't find Lodge 55.

[Bell tolling]

It's over.

We'll leave tomorrow.

Great.

Okay.

I'm gonna book another spa
treatment,

and then we can order up
some dinner.

[Sighs]
You make me sick, Liz.

Suckling at Janet's teat as
she's being led to slaughter.

Uh, I'm getting
a hot stone massage.

Do you want one?
[Scoffs]

♪♪♪

Yeah, please.

Okay, [exhales]
this is what I know.

There's this Antiquarian ‐‐

The Antiquarian is the dude
who killed Roberto Nuñez.

And Roberto Nuñez
is the dude

who got eaten by
the donkey‐corn.

Right.
Yes, the Antiquarian.

His name is Tomás Villalobos.

Now, he's the one
who stole the scrolls.

But he died of a heart attack
a couple weeks ago,

and El Confidente
heard all about it.

Now this Villalobos guy,
[scoffs] he's a big deal.

He sold us some of the richest
collectors in North America.

He also had a massive personal
collection himself,

and his family is holding
an estate sale

tomorrow
at The Hotel Granada.

If the scrolls are being
auctioned,

won't they go
for millions?

Oh, well, they're not listed.

But there's a vintage bowling
bag in one of the lots.

Ooh, ooh!
Larry's bowling bag!
Yes!

And El Confidente
was confident

that the scrolls
are in that bag.

Lamar: Now listen,
everybody. Listen.

This auction, like the auction
that Tom Stone shoots up

in "The Antwerp Affair," will
draw a host of mysterious buyers

from all over the globe.

Huh?
Spies. Oligarchs.

Uh, men with eyepatches.

That's the world of antiquities.
Right?

It's dangerous and cutthroat,

and we need to be prepared
for anything.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Are you nuts?

We're not bringing
a gun to the auction.

Relax, Scott.

It's Scott, right?
Relax, Scott.

Tom Stone is an expert
in firearms.

H‐‐ Hey, hey.

Which means Lamar is an expert
in firearms.

Correct. That's right.
I write what I know.

And from the heart.

But if it'll make you feel
better, Scott,

I will keep it inside the, uh,
lower pocket of my cargo shorts.

Okay? [Laughs] Okay.

Now, I'll call ahead and reserve
us some rooms at the Granada.

We can soak up
the atmosphere

and prepare for
the big day tomorrow.

Oh, yeah!

[Indistinct chatter]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Okay. I got us
three rooms.

One for me, Ernie,
Dud, and Blaise.

Whoo! Yeah.
Tiger Van for life.

[Laughs]
And Connie, Clara, and Daphne

are in the room
next to us.

Lynx ladies.

And, Scott, you and Genevieve
are on the floor above us.

What?

No!

[Laughing] That's ‐‐ That ‐‐
That's not gonna work.

She should stay
with you.
Uh, I'm sorry,

but I can't sleep in
the same room as my muse.

It floods the engine.

I won't do it.
Ah.

It ‐‐ It lacks decorum.

Connie, I'm sorry.

I'm not planning anything with,
um, uh, her.

Or anyone else.

Scott, don't apologize.
It's fine.

You're free to do whatever
you want now.

[Key jostles]

Ernie: Okay!

I'm gonna go relax
by the pool.

Lamar, thank you.

[Laughs]
I haven't had a vacation
in a while.

Oh, yeah, but, Ernie, remember,
it's not a vacation.

It is a quest.

‐Quest.
‐Yes, for sure.

So, um ‐‐ But obviously,
I'll be joining you, too.

[Laughs]
Anyone else
want to join?

Uh, me.
[Groans]

Chlorine gives me an awful,

awful, awful rash,
but maybe not down here?

I'm in.
I'm going to lounge around

and sip a cocktail like some
kind of wretched prince.

Well,
I would love to join.

But I got to get down 10,000
words before 3:00.

Discipline, people.
It's the name of the game.

Connie and I are headed to
the Remedios Varo exhibition.

And then dinner
on the plaza.

So, see you guys
in the bar later?

Mm‐hmm.
Okay.

Enjoy your tourist traps.

No.
Guys, I know Guadalajara.

The real Guadalajara.

And tonight I'm taking you to
the best restaurant in the city.

Dynamite.

♪♪♪

[Laughing]
Man.

Scott:
I can't stand it.

Damn.
[Laughs]

Something
is in the air.

Oh, stop.
The romance of the road.

Guys, I'm a married man.

Mm.
Still, technically.

So, you and Connie ‐‐
I mean, I don't want to pry.

We had a long talk
on the way down.

So it was hard...but good.

Actually, I was kind of
glad Clara was along.

An objective viewpoint,
you know?

But, yeah. [Sighs]

I am about to become just
another divorced asshole.

Yeah.
Welcome to the club, man.

Scott, I don't think
I've ever truly said

how sorry I am about
the way things went down.

Forget it. Just forget it.

We are here now.

[Laughs]

I mean, we're here.

Jesus Christ...

Hey, Blaise, come on.

You actually think there's gonna
be anything in that bowling bag?

I do. Things get buried,
then they get found.

That's the cycle
of history.

[Laughs]
And even if there's
no scrolls,

we'll still have
Larry's bowling bag,

and that's worth
fighting for.

[Laughter]

If only Larry could see this.

His knights gearing up
for a battle.

Attended by the Squire.

♪♪♪

Yeah.
[Laughs]

Oh, man.

You know, there's
only one thing

that could make
this day better.

Yeah, what's that?

Hoppin' in the pool.

Swim a lap for me, man.

I'm gonna sit here.
Yeah.

Mm‐hmm.
Gentlemen.

["Time Will Come" plays]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪ Time will come,
time will come ♪

♪ Time will come ♪

♪ Then we'll know,
then we'll know ♪

♪ Then we'll know ♪

Dud!
No way!

No way! Oh, my God!

Hey! Hey! Look!

You came on a jet?
Yeah.

Janet check in here
because she has points.

We didn't know
about the auction.

She needs Dud to hook her up

with the Bitcoin lady
or whatever.

♪ Time will come ♪

♪ Time will come ♪

Dud?

♪ Time will come ♪

Dud, are you alright?

Yeah.

It's just we're all together.

[Laughs]

♪ Kept from show,
kept from show ♪

♪ Kept from show ♪

Thank you.
♪ Is there something
I should know ♪

Pretty cool, huh?
Hmm.

Why do we look like
mimes in space?

Lamar! Hey.

I'd like to introduce you
to my sister, Liz.

Well, hello.
Hi.

Oh, yeah, I'd,
uh, shake your hand,

but my fingers
are swollen from typing.

Yeah.
I understand.

[Chuckles]

Well, Dud told me
a lot about you,

but meeting you
now in person,

I gotta say ‐‐ if
I already didn't have a muse,

I might ask you
to fill the role.

[Exhales sharply]

Um, don't worry.
He's not being gross.

It's a literary thing.

He hasn't ejaculated
in 10 years.

No, that's ‐‐ that's
absolutely true.

Oh, that's nice, Lamar.

But I'm not a muse.

Or should I say,
I'm not a‐mused.

Oh! [Laughs]
Good, good.

Oh. Language.

It's the ultimate high.

Yeah.
Yeah.

So, Liz,
you coming to dinner?

Uh, okay.

Can I bring some
terrible people along?

You bet your ass you can.

Lamar, this looks great.

But I was kind of hoping to
sample some local cuisine.

This is local.

I think he means
Mexican food.

From Mexico.
[Laughing] Oh!

[Normal voice]
Oh, I'm sorry, Scott.

Did I ruin your night?
Jesus.

There's always one guy.
There's always one guy

who's got to complain
about everything.

Ernie: Lamar, as long
as you're paying...

Mm‐hmm.
...I will chow down
anywhere.

So you can put me in touch
with your people?

Sure. If that's
what you want.

Mm‐hmm.
As long as we get
to keep the scrolls.

Absolutely.
And, of course,

I'll cut you both in
for helping set this up.

Oh, no, no, no. I'm ‐‐ I'm done
with all that now.

Yep, yep, it's all
about the scrolls.

Money would
only ruin it.

Uh, Dud,
gets a finder's fee,

and he gets it up front,

because none of this
is gonna work out.

If Janet's involved,
it will work out.

You need money to pay
your hospital bills.

[Exhales sharply]
Liz, we're in Mexico, okay?

None of that matters now.
[Laughs]

Let's go.

Lamar: Here we go,
chow time!
Alright!

[Laughs]

Now, before we dig into
this glorious meal,

I thought it might be
nice to go around

and each of us say something
we are thankful for.

Genevieve, you first.

[Speaks French]

A few weeks ago I got into a van
with a strange old man,

and it was the best decision
I ever made. [Laughs]

I'm grateful for Jocelyn.

Guy was only trying to help ‐‐
I treated him like crap.

I'm thankful for
Mother and Father,

for always pushing me and
demanding perfection.

I refuse to share any details
about my personal life.

I'm thankful for the dream
of Harwood Fritz Merrill.

I'm thankful for the road.

And I'm thankful for something
that my dad told me

when he told me how to surf.
He said, "Follow your eyes."

I'm thankful I had a pool
growing up.

I like to swim.

[Inhales sharply]
And I'm thankful

for the best dumplings
in Guadalajara.

[Laughs] Ah!

You know, the last time
I was here, I actually

set the record for eating
the most in one sitting.

[Smacks lips]
Mm.

Mm.
How many?

40.
[Laughs] What?

Yeah.
That's nothing.

Like you could do better.

[Laughs]

I bet I can.

I bet you can't.

Careful, Lamar.
Liz can really eat.

She's like some kind of magical,
disgusting horse.

That's right. I bet everything
I have in my wallet...

Mm.
...against everything
you have in your wallet.

I got a 1,000 on Lamar.

I'll take that action.

‐[Laughs]
‐Yeah.

["Animated Violence" plays]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪ Old is warrior ♪

♪ Drink the poison ♪

♪ I am warrior ♪

♪ Crush your head in ♪

♪ Who is at the door? ♪

♪ Blasting life away? ♪

[Screams]

[Indistinct conversations]

[Sniffs]

[Exhales sharply]

Three bucks? Really.
Hey. Yeah.

Huh.
More than I had.

[Band plays]

[Laughs]
These guys are great.

[Laughs]
Gentlemen.

Hey!
How was dinner?

[Laughs]
Dinner was insane.
[Laughs]

Where's Connie?
She's taking
a little snooze.

She'll be done later.

Lamar around?

He's that way.

[Both chuckle]

♪♪♪

Oh, man, man, man.

Hey, don't look at me.

You're a free man
in a foreign land.

[Exhales sharply]
It's your call.

No. No, I can't.
I can't.

So the Lynx own land
all over the world.

We're on every continent.
Even Antarctica, apparently.

Yeah, but, uh, no one pays us
much attention.

A lot of lodges are closing.
Membership is down all over.

So, you're saying
the Order of the Lynx

is a dying institution that's
willing to sell off

potentially undervalued property
assets all over the globe?

I guess, but that's
not how I think of it.

Hey, maybe once I corner
the Bitcoin market

I'll buy the Order
and make it my own.

[Laughing]

Wow, that
was inspiring, Liz.

I wish I'd put
money on you.

Ah, next time.
Yeah.

Oh, my God.
It's that guy again.
Oh.

He's making eyes at you.

Or eye.

Oh.

[Exhales sharply]
I'm going in.

So all your ideas just, like,
come to you in a flash?

Oh, [laughs] now,
that's interesting.

Sean, uh, have you read
the "Divine Comedy"?

Uh, no, I haven't.
I haven't.

They say that when Dante
first saw Beatrice

standing on a bridge
in Florence,

he conceived all at once
the, uh, grand unfolding

of his celestial rose.

Well, the same thing happened to
me one afternoon 10 years ago.

But I was in a Radisson
near Pensacola,

and I looked in
the mirror

and saw the inspiration
for Tom Stone.

[Laughs]

Me.
Hmm.

I started writing the "Europa
Nights" series that afternoon

and haven't stopped since.

But, uh, now it looks like
I'll never complete it.

I'll never, uh, reach
the heights of Paradise.

[Laughs]

Lamar. Lamar.
Please don't jump through

another window
right now, okay?

[Scoffs]

Don't worry, Dud.

I'm just gonna go bitch out
my agent some more.

That always makes
me feel better.

Alright.

♪♪♪

[Insects chirping in distance]

Hello, Connie.

What are you doing here?

I just got here
from Jakarta.

I've been asked...

Is ‐‐ Is, uh ‐‐
Is Clara in here?

No.
Good. Good.

I need to talk
to you about her.

♪♪♪

[Exhales sharply]

Hey. I know you.

Hi. Oh, my God.

From Dr. Kimbrough's office,
yeah.

Yes. I had the honor
of being his temp.

[Laughs] Until they ‐‐
Until they dragged him out.

That was, uh ‐‐
[Laughs] Yeah.

That was an exciting day.

Yeah.
So, uh, do you work over there?

At that other place?
Oh. Uh, no.

I‐I have an internship.
I'm a grad student there.

I see.
Wait, this ‐‐ Hold on.

This is nuts. What are you
doing in Guadalajara?

Uh...
[Laughs]

If I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.

Same.
Dud: What's up?

Hey. Hi.

Hey.
Um...

I just ran into a guy
I met temping.

But I guess
I scared him off.

[Chuckles]
Oh, crazy. [Laughs]

Yeah.
It's that kind of night.

[Laughs]

Liz, can I buy you
a ‐‐ a beer?

Yes, thank you.

You're welcome.

[Sighs]
Dud, we need to travel more.

The key is getting involved with
crazy people who own jets.

[Laughing] Yeah.

[Normal voice] Yeah.
You know, um,

if you become a Lynx you can
stay at any lodge for free?

Yeah. And if you're the
Sovereign Protector,

you get an all‐expenses paid
trip around the world.

I mean, they used to do that,
but now it's...

Yeah.
Okay. I know.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Sorry.

We'll start slow,

and when we get back to Long
Beach maybe we'll plan a trip.

To a National Park
or something.

Yeah. Yeah, sounds good.

Alright!

[Indistinct conversations
in distance]

♪♪♪

What?

I made you a very rich man,
Jerry.

Your place in Cape Cod.
Uh, Tom Stone paid for that.

And now you have the gall,

the freakin' gall
to tell me that I...

[Exhales sharply]

Oh, cometh the hour,
cometh the man.

[Indistinct conversations]

♪♪♪

Hola, hola, hola!

Hola, my man.

Habla inglés?

Okay. Uh...

I know this is gonna
sound weird, but...

‐[Laughs]
‐Yeah!

El Confidente
was right.

‐I guess so.
‐[Laughs]

[Lamar shouting in distance]

♪♪♪

[Band stops]

[Shouting continues]

[Lamar moans in distance]

Everyone in London
is very worried about Clara.

That's funny.

Because she's really worried
about what's going on in London.

Are you here
because of the scrolls?

Scrolls?
No, no, no. God, no.

I don't know what Clara's
been telling you, but, Connie,

you have to understand, she's
had some episodes in the past.

I know all about them.

I've had my moments,
too.

Yes, but this business about
the True Lodge and the scrolls.

It's all in her head.

She's been
erratic lately.

Not showing up
to assignments.

I've been asked to come here
and bring her back.

[Door opens]

Connie,
I'm so glad you're here.

I've just done
something appalling!

What's going on?

Anil is here
to take you back to London.

He thinks you're crazy.

Do you believe him?

No.

[Sighs]

Excuse me. I am just trying
to help a colleague.

Okay. So who sent you
on this rescue mission?

Who gave you your orders?

Melinda, of course.

Anil, I'm afraid someone
in London is using you.

And I can't have that.
There's too much at stake.

I'm sorry, but you're not
leaving this room.

[Laughing]
Please, Clara.

[Normal voice]
What are you gonna do?

Knock me out
and tie me up?

[Scoffs]
Why don't we all order

some room service and we can
have a nice, calm chat?

So what do you guys think about,
oh, shrimp cocktail?

[Phone beeps]

Hola.

Oy!
You sure
you don't want the bed?

You're funding
the expedition.

No, I'm good.
Floor's better for my back.

[Exhales sharply]

Connie: This is a new one
for me.
Clara: Same.

I don't feel great
about it.

Neither do I,
but here we are.

[Sighs]

He's gonna wake up
at some point and...

Well,
what's our plan here?

We didn't really
think things through.

I think we should probably
leave immediately.

The hotel?
Guadalajara.

♪♪♪

Okay.

Let's drive to the coast
and find this place.

I think we'll end up there
anyway.

Yes.

That means your lot will
have to handle the auction.

Do you think they can?

Mm...

We'll just have to hope
for the best

and tell them to meet us there
tomorrow.

♪♪♪

[Exhales sharply]

It's not you.

[Laughing] You seem ‐‐

[Normal voice]
You seem very nice.

[Exhales]

I ‐‐ I made vows
with another woman.

And until those vows

are official dissolved
by the state, I‐I...

I j‐‐ I just feel if I did
something it would be wrong.

And if you do something wrong,
you get punished.

[Exhales]
Night, Lamar.

‐Goodnight, boys.
‐Goodnight, Lamar.

Goodnight, Lamar.

[Lamar grunts]

[Clears throat]

I got to [grunts] shift.

[Lamar grunts]

[Sighs]

[Lamar grunts]

[Gunshot]

[Screams]

Ow!

What the hell?!

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

Uh, excuse me.

Do you have a bowling bag
back there?

Sir, please
take your seat.

Only five hours
in the emergency room?

[Laughs]
That's a breeze, man.

Ah, the bullet had lost
most of its momentum.

It's just a bad scratch.

These things happen,
Scott.

[Sighs]
You can't spend the rest
of your life blaming me.

I only have myself
to blame.

I don't see a bowling bag
up there.

Faith, Blaise. Faith.

[Laughs]
Yeah!

‐Whoa!
‐Ernie, you look great.

Hello, sir.

[Laughter]

Okay, now.
Gang, gather in.

Now, I'll handle bidding.
Alright?

No one's gonna care
about a bowling bag,
so it should be cheap.

You guys can just kick back
and enjoy the ride.

Yeah.
[Microphone feedback]

Ladies and gentlemen.
My name is Farrell Higgins.

[Light applause]
I've cried auctions
all over the world,

and I'm pleased to see so many
familiar faces in the crowd.

[Spectator murmur]

Tomás Villalobos
was a brilliant collector,

a dear if unknowable friend.

We first met in Berlin

the summer before
the wall came down.

His family asked me
to come down to Guadalajara

to auction his estate.

Let us begin.

[Spectators murmur]

Our first item ‐‐

this astrolabe belonging
to Sir Walter Raleigh.

Bidding starts at $300,000.

‐Ooh.
‐Ooh.

$300,000.
Do I hear $350,000?

Seems excessive.
$350,000 here?

Ohh.
$400,000.

$450,000?

This gorgeous binnacle

was recovered
from the wreck of a whaling ship

off the coast of Patagonia.

Bidding starts at $50,000.

This first edition of

Diderot's "Universal Dictionary
of Arts & Science"

is an absolute must
for any private library.

Hey. We need one.
Bidding begins
at $20,000.

$20,000 back here.
‐You should try and get that.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

$25,000 here...
I...
have several sets.

$30,000 here.
Do I have $35,000?

$35,000?
$35,000 here.

Do I have $40,000?
$40,000.

Do I have $50,000?
$50,000.

$50,000 here.

This origins of this bowling bag
are mysterious...

Whoa!
[Shushing]

...but it is vintage.

Bidding starts at $200.

♪♪♪

I have $200.

Do I hear $201?

$200 going once...

going twice...

[Speaks inaudibly]

We have just received
an anonymous bid for $500,000.

What?
What?

[Scoffs]

Yeah, I‐I don't have
that kind of money.

No, not anymore.

$500,000 going once...
going twice...

Smart business people
spend other people's money,

not their own.

Señor.
I need my suit.
[Gavel bangs]

Okay.
Sold.

No!

I bid $1 million!

[Spectators murmur]

Sit down.

That's Larry's bag!
It belongs to the Lynx!

[Clamoring]
Jesus. This is Helsinki
all over again.

Please have these people
removed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Man: Please, Señor.
Por favor.

[Clamoring]
Come on, man.

[All speaking indistinctly]

Genevieve:
[Singing "The Impossible Dream"
in French]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[Mariachi music plays]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

[Applause, whooping]

[Spectators clamoring]

Au revoir.

Wow.
[Lamar laughs]

[All shouting]

[Speaking in Spanish]

‐Yeah!
‐Come on, do something!

♪♪♪

[ "The Seventh Seal" plays]
♪ Anybody seen ♪

♪ A knight pass this way? ♪

♪ I saw him playing chess
with Death yesterday ♪

What?
Ernie!

[Laughs]
Let's go!

♪ And they say ♪

♪ It's been a long way ♪

♪ To carry on ♪

♪ Anybody hear ♪

♪ Of a plague in this town? ♪

♪ The town I've left behind ♪

♪ Was burned to the ground ♪

♪ A young girl on a stake ♪

♪ Her face framed in flames ♪

♪ Cried, "I'm not a witch" ♪

♪ "God knows my name" ♪

♪♪♪

♪ The knight,
he watched with fear ♪

♪ He needed to know ♪

♪ He ran where he might feel
God's breath ♪

♪♪♪

♪ And in the misty church,
he knelt to confess ♪

♪ The face within the booth
was Mr. Death ♪

♪♪♪

♪ My life's a vain pursuit ♪

♪ Of meaningless smiles ♪

Oh, Ernie! That was worthy
of Tom Stone.

Blaise,
tell us what's inside.

♪♪♪

♪ "Perhaps
there's no one there" ♪

♪ Answered the booth ♪

♪ And Death hid within his cloak
and smiled ♪
Blaise: Ooh.

[Laughter]

♪ "This morning I played chess
with Death," said the knight ♪

♪ We played
that he might grant me time ♪

[Door opens]

[Panting]

Sir.

You have taken something
that does not belong to you.

Something very valuable.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

The hotel wants you all
out within the hour.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪ My bishop and my knight
will shatter his flanks ♪
[All shouting]

♪ And still I feel God's heart
in mine ♪

♪♪♪

[Indistinct conversations]

[Gasps, scoffs]

So, you're not gonna
go on the jet?

No, I need to stick around
and answer questions.

Make sure Janet's
not framing me.

I'll see you at home.
Okay.

Are the scrolls secure?

Oh. Yes.
[Bag rustles]

Then Godspeed.

Our pilot will be
waiting for you.

Mm,
when Janet's out of custody,

she'll come find you
in Long Beach.

♪♪♪

Gift shop?

Oh.
Sure.

I never leave a town
without a snow globe.

Let's roll.

[Grunts]

Hey, wonder
where Genevieve went.

Mm. I don't know.

[Scoffs]

We're just lucky
she passed through our lives.

Guys,
I'm not a good flier.

I really wish I had
like a weighted blanket

or something to help me
feel more secure.

Well, why don't you
just get inside that?

You know what?
To hell with the pilot.

I'm sick of waiting.

I'll fly us
out of here.

Ernie:
You can fly a plane?

Tom Stone
knows how to fly.

[Exhales sharply]

[Both laugh]

[Sighs]

I can't believe it.
I'm actually flying a plane.

[Grunts]
Just like Tom Stone.

What?
Is everything okay?

Oh, everything's fine.
Fine.

Hey, why don't you go
make us some crème brûlées?

Okay.
[Chuckles]

[Inhales, exhales sharply]

[Beeping]

[Alarm blaring]

Uh‐oh.

The impossible dream.

We did it, man.

Yeah.
Gentlemen,
the dream is over.

Uh, I pushed something and sort
of set the engine on fire.

We need to jump.
You said
you could fly a plane!

In my heart
I thought I could.

But don't worry,
there's three parachutes.

[Screams]

[Air whooshing]

Okay, there's two parachutes,
and obviously I should take one

because
I'm more important!
[Clattering]

What the hell, Lamar?!
I'm sorry, but you know
it's true, Dud.

Society needs me.
I'm a genius.

I create timeless works
of literature.

See you at the lodge,
boys!

[Laughs]

Don't don't forget
those scrolls!

Lamar!
Get him!

‐Geronimo!
‐Lamar!

Wait! Hold on!

The scrolls!

Alright!

How are we
gonna do this?!

We're gonna do it
together!

Okay, okay.
I won't let go.

Alright.
Come on.

♪ You've taken the joy
of being a troglodyte ♪

♪ To the jeweler's light
to scrutinize it ♪

♪ And all the fun you had to the
garden shed to euthanize it ♪

♪ Aah ♪

[Clang]

♪ And the odds are good I'm not
the only one to curry favor ♪

♪ And you'd like if I wasn't so
excited by my own behavior ♪

♪ Well, alright, you're right ♪

♪ I guess I like all the noise ♪

[Waves crashing]

♪ So lump me in
real tight... ♪

[Groans]

♪♪♪

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey!

[Cheering]

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

♪ Aah ♪
We did it!

♪ You know I wouldn't want to
share that with you ♪

[Yells]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪