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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:22,342 [soft relaxing music] 2 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:34,967 [cell phone ringing] 3 00:00:36,134 --> 00:00:40,383 ["A Cause Des Garcons" by Yelle] 4 00:00:45,218 --> 00:00:49,051 [cell phone ringing] 5 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,218 [cell phone ringing] 6 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,134 [moaning] 7 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:05,383 [music intensifies] 8 00:01:25,842 --> 00:01:26,926 - Fuck! 9 00:01:57,675 --> 00:01:58,967 Hmm, watch it! 10 00:01:59,717 --> 00:02:00,884 [Allie moaning] Oh! 11 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,926 [Mary] How many times 12 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,926 do I have to tell you this, Mom? 13 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,259 I'll call you! 14 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:15,675 Allie? 15 00:02:26,592 --> 00:02:27,759 Allie, is that you? 16 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:28,717 [Allie] Yeah... 17 00:02:33,759 --> 00:02:35,300 Okay, so just so you know, 18 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:38,134 I really, really have to... 19 00:02:40,509 --> 00:02:41,800 [Pam] poo. 20 00:02:43,967 --> 00:02:45,092 - Bye. 21 00:02:45,926 --> 00:02:47,592 Thank you so much for dinner. 22 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:51,342 I hope Allie's doing okay? 23 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:01,176 [Allie] 24 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:01,176 Ah, you were at dinner 25 00:02:58,634 --> 00:03:01,176 for like three hours. 26 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:03,218 And where the fuck were you? 27 00:03:01,218 --> 00:03:03,218 I had to tell my parents 28 00:03:03,259 --> 00:03:04,467 you were on your period. 29 00:03:04,509 --> 00:03:06,218 Ugg! Gross! 30 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:08,092 I overslept. 31 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:10,717 I just laid down 32 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:10,717 for a little nappy nap, 33 00:03:10,759 --> 00:03:12,009 and then... 34 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,051 I couldn't get my ass 35 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,051 out of bed. 36 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:15,884 And then you clearly 37 00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:15,884 didn't get ready once you did? 38 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:18,134 Well, you know, 39 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:18,134 I can't get ready without you. 40 00:03:18,176 --> 00:03:19,425 [soft laugh] 41 00:03:19,717 --> 00:03:22,259 So can we... go get ready now? 42 00:03:23,218 --> 00:03:25,342 -I'm ready! 43 00:03:23,218 --> 00:03:25,342 -Oh I'm sorry, 44 00:03:25,383 --> 00:03:28,218 my name's Kort, and I'm so cute. 45 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:30,218 I don't even need 46 00:03:28,259 --> 00:03:30,218 to get dressed up to get hit on. 47 00:03:30,259 --> 00:03:32,592 Let's have a parade. 48 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:35,092 Bitch! 49 00:03:35,134 --> 00:03:36,592 Thanks, 50 00:03:35,134 --> 00:03:36,592 that's really sweet of you! 51 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,967 Whatever. I'm going to go 52 00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:37,967 get started. 53 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,176 I might even shave my pussy. 54 00:03:39,717 --> 00:03:41,967 Oh, put my name 55 00:03:39,717 --> 00:03:41,967 on those left overs 56 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,425 because I don't want these sluts 57 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,425 eating our shit 58 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:44,425 when we're not here. 59 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:46,550 Why your name? I can be mean. 60 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:48,009 Just put my name on it. 61 00:03:48,051 --> 00:03:49,550 These girls know 62 00:03:48,051 --> 00:03:49,550 I don't play games. 63 00:03:49,842 --> 00:03:51,425 [Kort] Oh, you mean 64 00:03:49,842 --> 00:03:51,425 you're a bitch? 65 00:03:52,259 --> 00:03:56,092 Oh, okay! 66 00:03:52,259 --> 00:03:56,092 Well, that was kind of... mean! 67 00:03:56,759 --> 00:03:57,717 Thanks. 68 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,092 [fast paced music] 69 00:03:59,134 --> 00:04:00,509 [water running] 70 00:04:06,926 --> 00:04:08,176 [Allie] So... 71 00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:10,842 I'm thinking this is the year 72 00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:10,842 I get a boyfriend, 73 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,509 You know, I'm sick of blacking 74 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:13,509 out fucking frat guys, 75 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,675 It's like, I just want 76 00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:15,675 to settle down, you know? 77 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,634 I mean, last year I had 78 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,634 my slutty sophomore stand, 79 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,134 which was fine. 80 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,717 I'm not going to judge 81 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:20,717 myself for that. 82 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:22,009 I mean, 83 00:04:20,759 --> 00:04:22,009 we all go through our phases. 84 00:04:22,051 --> 00:04:23,176 Except for you! 85 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,884 But... Whatever, 86 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,884 I just feel like... 87 00:04:27,383 --> 00:04:29,717 This is my year... you know? 88 00:04:30,967 --> 00:04:33,051 Until we go abroad, that is. 89 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:35,675 Well, I don't think 90 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:35,675 you can really plan 91 00:04:33,342 --> 00:04:35,675 for that sort of thing. 92 00:04:35,717 --> 00:04:37,425 Whatever, dude. I'll... 93 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,051 have some flings with some Brits 94 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,051 while we're there, 95 00:04:39,092 --> 00:04:40,300 and then when I get back... 96 00:04:42,092 --> 00:04:44,009 We'll date! 97 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,759 Then he'll propose shortly 98 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,759 after graduation, and then... 99 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,717 Move to Silver Springs. 100 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:49,509 He'll get a six figure job 101 00:04:47,759 --> 00:04:49,509 working for an embassy and... 102 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,926 That will be that! 103 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,509 Or you can get 104 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:52,509 a six figure job. 105 00:04:53,009 --> 00:04:55,092 Okay, whatever. How do I look? 106 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,009 [vibrant music] 107 00:04:57,051 --> 00:04:58,092 You look hot! 108 00:04:58,842 --> 00:04:59,842 Really? 109 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,717 Yeah, seriously you look good. 110 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:03,467 I don't know... 111 00:05:04,634 --> 00:05:06,051 I just hope I look fuckable. 112 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:10,009 [Luce] Yeah, I don't know, 113 00:05:07,425 --> 00:05:10,009 I was walking from campus today, 114 00:05:10,675 --> 00:05:13,759 and I just kept finding 115 00:05:10,675 --> 00:05:13,759 these feathers. 116 00:05:14,092 --> 00:05:16,383 Feather, after feather, 117 00:05:14,092 --> 00:05:16,383 after feather... 118 00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:17,592 Feathers? 119 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:20,092 Yeah, 120 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:20,092 it's a Native American thing. 121 00:05:21,425 --> 00:05:24,550 Alright, so the guys 122 00:05:21,425 --> 00:05:24,550 say to get there at ten, 123 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,218 and bring some money 124 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,218 for the keg. 125 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:27,634 [Luce] Are you sure? 126 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:30,675 Whatever, I'm sure 127 00:05:28,176 --> 00:05:30,675 he was just like suggesting it. 128 00:05:30,717 --> 00:05:33,051 [Luce] Don't defend him 129 00:05:30,717 --> 00:05:33,051 because you used to blow him. 130 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:36,800 Okay, it's not like I sucked 131 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:36,800 the life out of him. 132 00:05:36,842 --> 00:05:39,300 -I only did it once! 133 00:05:36,842 --> 00:05:39,300 -[girls laughing] 134 00:05:39,342 --> 00:05:40,842 Can you please pour me 135 00:05:39,342 --> 00:05:40,842 more of that wine? 136 00:05:40,884 --> 00:05:42,051 [Luce] Oh, sure thing. 137 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,550 Thanks again for the wine, Kort. 138 00:05:43,592 --> 00:05:45,259 Anything for you, Mary. 139 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,342 [Pam] Don't thank her, 140 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,342 her parents bought it. 141 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,134 Anyway... 142 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:51,592 You serious, 143 00:05:50,176 --> 00:05:51,592 you don't want to come out now? 144 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:52,842 I don't know. 145 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:55,092 My stomach's 146 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:55,092 kind of bothering me. 147 00:05:55,134 --> 00:05:56,926 -[Kort] Really? 148 00:05:55,134 --> 00:05:56,926 -Yeah! 149 00:05:57,342 --> 00:05:58,926 Who do you say 150 00:05:57,342 --> 00:05:58,926 is going to be there? 151 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,425 Will you just shut up 152 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,425 and get drunk with me? 153 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:01,926 [Allie sighing] 154 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:04,092 Please don't leave me with them. 155 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:07,675 -Okay, I get it. I'm your rock. 156 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:07,675 -[Kort] You are. 157 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:09,092 [glasses clinking] 158 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:09,092 [giggling] 159 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:11,134 Fuck it! 160 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:13,425 [Luce] Are you two 161 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:13,425 just going to sit in there 162 00:06:11,176 --> 00:06:13,425 and scissor all night, 163 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:14,634 or come fucking party with us? 164 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,884 [loud upbeat music] 165 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,884 [unintelligible chatter] 166 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:26,259 Go, go, go! 167 00:06:29,592 --> 00:06:31,009 There we go, girl! 168 00:06:31,051 --> 00:06:32,092 Yes! 169 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:36,092 Hey, hey, now come on! 170 00:06:40,675 --> 00:06:42,592 [yelling] 171 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:46,300 Hey, dude, is that the way 172 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:46,300 I do that for you? 173 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,717 Shall we go get [inaudible]? 174 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,467 Yeah! Let's go! 175 00:06:55,092 --> 00:06:56,300 She's so cool! 176 00:06:58,467 --> 00:06:59,926 [Allie] Okay, wait, 177 00:06:58,467 --> 00:06:59,926 how are my boobs? 178 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,218 -You look good! 179 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,218 -[Allie] I do? 180 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:02,259 -Yeah. 181 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:02,259 -Do they look big? 182 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,467 I want them to look big. 183 00:07:03,509 --> 00:07:04,634 -Yes! 184 00:07:03,509 --> 00:07:04,634 -[Allie] They do? 185 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,717 Go back to what you were saying. 186 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,967 [Allie] Oh my god! Okay! 187 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:09,634 So, my schedule is the shit. 188 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:12,509 No classes on Friday, 189 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:12,509 like ever. 190 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,884 No classes before 1pm, and... 191 00:07:14,926 --> 00:07:16,967 two of my classes 192 00:07:14,926 --> 00:07:16,967 only meet once a week. 193 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,259 It's a fucking joke! 194 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,842 Your parents 195 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,842 must be really proud. 196 00:07:20,884 --> 00:07:22,800 They should be! 197 00:07:20,884 --> 00:07:22,800 I'm kind of a genius! 198 00:07:23,383 --> 00:07:24,509 Okay, what is this? 199 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:26,759 Yeah, I called this 200 00:07:24,842 --> 00:07:26,759 the Ben Affleck, 201 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,218 because when you drink it, 202 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,218 you're going to be gone girl. 203 00:07:29,259 --> 00:07:30,550 [Kort] Oh Shit! 204 00:07:35,092 --> 00:07:37,134 -[coughing] It's terrible! 205 00:07:35,092 --> 00:07:37,134 -[Allie] What? It's so good. 206 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:39,176 -No, it's not. 207 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:39,176 -Excuse me Kortney... 208 00:07:39,218 --> 00:07:40,134 Who is it? 209 00:07:42,009 --> 00:07:43,342 I have no idea. 210 00:07:43,884 --> 00:07:44,884 Is he hot? 211 00:07:45,759 --> 00:07:47,592 He's... Gorgeous! Top ten. 212 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:54,509 -Hey! 213 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:54,509 -Hi. 214 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:56,009 [nervous laughter] 215 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:58,259 Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, 216 00:07:56,051 --> 00:07:58,259 I just... 217 00:07:58,884 --> 00:08:00,592 I thought you were 218 00:07:58,884 --> 00:08:00,592 really pretty. 219 00:08:00,926 --> 00:08:05,342 I got your name from... 220 00:08:00,926 --> 00:08:05,342 a friend. 221 00:08:07,509 --> 00:08:08,467 Was that creepy? 222 00:08:09,176 --> 00:08:10,300 A little bit. 223 00:08:10,342 --> 00:08:11,717 [laughing] 224 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,800 -Okay, can I try again? 225 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:13,800 -Yeah. 226 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:18,383 -I'm Daniel... 227 00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:18,383 -[music intensifies] 228 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:20,342 [door unlocking] 229 00:08:22,592 --> 00:08:24,009 [Mary sighing] 230 00:08:24,383 --> 00:08:25,509 [Kort] Can you hurry up? 231 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:29,592 Waste Of time! 232 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:35,509 Seriously, now you want 233 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:35,509 to hang out? 234 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:37,467 Who wants to hang out? 235 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:39,134 Kyle! He doesn't talk to me 236 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:39,134 all night and then suddenly 237 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:41,342 he wants to "watch a movie". 238 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:41,342 I mean, it's-- 239 00:08:41,717 --> 00:08:43,467 [Mary] Ahh... 240 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,218 [Allie] 241 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,218 So, what the fuck 242 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,218 did you talk about? 243 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:59,176 Um... He said he's new... 244 00:08:59,675 --> 00:09:01,383 No shit he's new dude. 245 00:08:59,675 --> 00:09:01,383 A hottie like that 246 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:03,467 doesn't just fly under the radar 247 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:03,467 for three years. 248 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,717 Jeez! 249 00:09:04,759 --> 00:09:05,926 Sorry, go on. 250 00:09:06,592 --> 00:09:08,842 Um... He transferred 251 00:09:06,592 --> 00:09:08,842 for lacrosse... 252 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,342 [Allie] Ugh, duh! 253 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,759 He's going to be a junior 254 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,759 in the classroom 255 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,800 and a senior on the field. 256 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,717 Oh my god, no way! 257 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,717 He still has 258 00:09:13,842 --> 00:09:15,717 two full seasons left? 259 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:17,759 Yeah, I think he said something 260 00:09:15,759 --> 00:09:17,759 about redshirting or-- 261 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,176 Oh my god, I don't care about 262 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:21,176 his fucking NCAA eligibility. 263 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,675 -Was he hitting on you or not? 264 00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,675 -[Kort] I don't know. 265 00:09:24,092 --> 00:09:26,592 Dude, shut up. He totally wants 266 00:09:24,092 --> 00:09:26,592 to penetrate you. 267 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:27,884 [Kort] Oh, Gross! 268 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,967 -[Kort] What, you think? 269 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,967 -Yeah... Okay. 270 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,967 [Allie] What's his first 271 00:09:31,342 --> 00:09:32,967 and last name? 272 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,342 -I'm gonna Facebook this bitch. 273 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,342 -When did you get this? 274 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,467 Oh, I convinced my parents 275 00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,467 that it would help me 276 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:40,176 do better in school, 277 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:40,176 but I totally just use it 278 00:09:37,509 --> 00:09:40,176 to watch porn. 279 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:41,342 You know what I need? 280 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,467 I got his first name, Daniel. 281 00:09:41,926 --> 00:09:43,467 That's it. 282 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:46,300 They're five fucking Daniels 283 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:46,300 on the lacrosse team. 284 00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:47,926 I'm going to need 285 00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:47,926 more than that. 286 00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:52,009 I think his eyes are blue... 287 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,092 His eyes are blue? 288 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,759 That's not 289 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:55,759 a Facebook search query! 290 00:09:56,759 --> 00:09:58,842 A blue-eyed dude 291 00:09:58,884 --> 00:10:00,509 on the lacrosse team, 292 00:09:58,884 --> 00:10:00,509 who probably has a big dick. 293 00:09:58,884 --> 00:10:00,509 Whore! 294 00:10:00,550 --> 00:10:03,550 [lively music] 295 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:33,759 [Kort] Jesus! 296 00:10:31,218 --> 00:10:33,759 What are you doing? 297 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,800 Just a little research. 298 00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:39,675 Okay, here's the deal. 299 00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:41,300 I talked to the boat shoe crew 300 00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:41,300 over there, 301 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,967 and they said 302 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,967 his last name is McMullen. 303 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,634 He's single. 304 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:46,800 [laughing] Okay. 305 00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:49,009 And he transferred here 306 00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:49,009 from Maryland. 307 00:10:49,051 --> 00:10:50,675 Like I said. 308 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,342 He sat out last year 309 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,342 because of an injury. 310 00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:54,342 -That's what I said. 311 00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:54,342 -Okay, who fucking cares! 312 00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:55,884 Look at these photos! 313 00:10:56,383 --> 00:10:58,634 See this? Beautiful scenery... 314 00:10:58,675 --> 00:10:59,884 -[Kort] Mmm. 315 00:10:58,675 --> 00:10:59,884 -[Allie] See what that is? 316 00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:03,300 It's a lake! 317 00:11:01,509 --> 00:11:03,300 Do you know what that means? 318 00:11:03,342 --> 00:11:05,592 His family has 319 00:11:03,342 --> 00:11:05,592 a fucking lake house! 320 00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:07,800 I like those shutters. 321 00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:09,509 [Allie] Whatever. You see 322 00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:09,509 these two little bitches? 323 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,467 -[Kort] Huh. 324 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,467 -[Allie] Those are his sisters. 325 00:11:11,509 --> 00:11:12,675 [Kort] So? 326 00:11:12,717 --> 00:11:13,717 Do you know what that means? 327 00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:15,383 What? 328 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,509 Okay. Any guy with two sisters 329 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,509 or more is twice as nice. 330 00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:20,800 It's like a rule of thumb. 331 00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:22,759 That's kind of sweet. 332 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,051 Okay, what I'm saying is 333 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,051 I approve. 334 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,634 What, because he has sisters 335 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,634 and a lake house? 336 00:11:28,675 --> 00:11:29,842 Yeah! 337 00:11:29,884 --> 00:11:33,467 [Allie] And... look at this! 338 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:37,259 I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 339 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:37,259 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs! 340 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:40,259 [Allie] Hello, hello abs. 341 00:11:40,509 --> 00:11:41,842 [Kort] They're so cute! 342 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:42,926 So you like him? 343 00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:45,383 I didn't say that. 344 00:11:43,926 --> 00:11:45,383 You said that. 345 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,675 Kort, if you don't want 346 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,675 none of this Nantucket nectar, 347 00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:49,884 then move over! 348 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,926 'Cause this girl is parched. 349 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:53,592 Mmm... 350 00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:55,134 Okay, I like him. 351 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:57,467 Thank you. 352 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,717 It's about time somebody 353 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,717 manned up around here. 354 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,383 [lively music resumes] 355 00:12:04,342 --> 00:12:05,717 [whistle blowing] 356 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,300 Wait, hold on. 357 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:12,134 If this works out, I'm not 358 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:12,134 saying that it will or won't, 359 00:12:12,176 --> 00:12:13,176 I'm saying if... 360 00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:15,550 If this works out 361 00:12:15,592 --> 00:12:17,092 and you guys settle on four kids 362 00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,259 even though I'll probably 363 00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,259 push for five. 364 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:19,800 All right. 365 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,383 We're leaving for London 366 00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,383 in three months 367 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:22,926 and we cannot take 368 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:22,926 a boyfriend with us. 369 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,800 I just met the guy. 370 00:12:24,842 --> 00:12:27,884 Oh, you just wanna get 371 00:12:24,842 --> 00:12:27,884 some of that dick. 372 00:12:27,926 --> 00:12:29,218 I respect that. 373 00:12:29,675 --> 00:12:31,550 Just think about it. 374 00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:34,509 Right now he's down there, 375 00:12:31,592 --> 00:12:34,509 just sweating his balls off. 376 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,092 Hmm... Lovely! 377 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:38,176 One day you might even 378 00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:38,176 get to lick them. 379 00:12:38,218 --> 00:12:39,467 [laughing] 380 00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,800 [Allie] Seriously. 381 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,509 Pussy. 382 00:12:57,634 --> 00:13:00,134 [soft music] 383 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,425 [message tone] 384 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,550 [cell phone chiming] 385 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,717 [lecturer 1] Remember 386 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,717 that the United States 387 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:43,675 at the beginning of the 1930s, 388 00:13:40,759 --> 00:13:43,675 had not fully asserted itself 389 00:13:43,717 --> 00:13:45,051 as a global superpower. 390 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,634 It has begun to, when-- 391 00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:50,092 [cell phone chiming] 392 00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:56,300 Oh, my bad! 393 00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,009 [lecturer 2] Let's begin 394 00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,009 by understanding 395 00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,218 what bottlenecks truly are. 396 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:07,425 Bottlenecks are, contrary 397 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:07,425 to what you may believe, 398 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,967 factory phenomena 399 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,967 where the performance... 400 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:15,759 [lecturer continues 401 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:15,759 speaking inaudibly] 402 00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:18,383 Generally speaking. 403 00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:18,383 Now, for example... 404 00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,926 [lecturer 1] Until 1941, 405 00:14:18,634 --> 00:14:20,926 and in that period, 406 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:24,342 the US struggled to figure out 407 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:24,342 a way to become involved 408 00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,009 and insure its place 409 00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:27,759 as the Guardian 410 00:14:26,051 --> 00:14:27,759 of the western hemisphere, 411 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,092 without actually 412 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,092 involving troops. 413 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,134 Now this process would go on 414 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,134 to become known 415 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,717 under the rhetorical umbrella 416 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,717 of "The Good Neighbor Policy". 417 00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,383 And one of the ways 418 00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,383 they did that... 419 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,134 [lecturer 2] ...with the same 420 00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:40,134 processing speed 421 00:14:40,176 --> 00:14:42,592 of 500 units per second 422 00:14:40,176 --> 00:14:42,592 flowing into our input... 423 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,717 [lecturer 1] Even though 424 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,717 the United States' 425 00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,717 popular opinion 426 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,967 was actively... 427 00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:49,383 [lecturer 2 continues talking] 428 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:52,592 [lecturer 1] The idea 429 00:14:49,425 --> 00:14:52,592 of becoming involved 430 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,134 -in another... 431 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,134 -[Allie laughing] 432 00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:56,300 in another world war. 433 00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:00,550 [lecturer 2] They give you 434 00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:00,550 two widget line flow systems, 435 00:15:00,592 --> 00:15:02,383 where you have 436 00:15:00,592 --> 00:15:02,383 two identical widgets 437 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,467 with the same processing speed 438 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,467 of 500 units per second. 439 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,634 So, you see by adding 440 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,634 one additional widget maker, 441 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:15,383 we're able to diffuse 442 00:15:11,675 --> 00:15:15,383 the bottleneck entirely. 443 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,967 And therefore as a whole 444 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,967 help facilitate factory 445 00:15:19,009 --> 00:15:22,425 and operating at a 50% hype 446 00:15:19,009 --> 00:15:22,425 utilization level. 447 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,259 Pretty interesting stuff, 448 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,259 wouldn't you say? 449 00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,717 By your blank stare, 450 00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,717 I would take that as a yes. 451 00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:32,009 Moving on. 452 00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:52,842 [Daniel] Oh, hey! 453 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,176 -Oh, hey. 454 00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:54,176 -[Daniel] Hey. 455 00:15:54,218 --> 00:15:55,342 Are you in this class? 456 00:15:55,717 --> 00:15:57,051 [Daniel] Ah, yeah. 457 00:15:58,134 --> 00:15:59,218 I thought... 458 00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:02,842 I thought we caught 459 00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:02,842 eyes earlier. 460 00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,300 Oh, really? 461 00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,926 Sometimes I'm like zoning out 462 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,134 and not like seeing 463 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,134 what's in front of me, so... 464 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,592 And, have you talked 465 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,592 to the doctor about this? 466 00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,342 [laughing] 467 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:20,926 It's actually, it's funny 468 00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:20,926 that we're in the same class, 469 00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:22,800 because I was... 470 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,092 Well, I was hoping... 471 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,675 I don't know, I was wondering 472 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:30,675 if you would be up for-- 473 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,842 [Allie] A date! 474 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,842 Yes, you want a date! 475 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:34,550 Who doesn't want dates here? 476 00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:37,759 -I know, right? 477 00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:37,759 -This guy's a fucking dreamboat! 478 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800 -[Kort laughing] 479 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,800 -[Allie] So, what did you say? 480 00:16:39,842 --> 00:16:41,800 I told him... Oh, I told him... 481 00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:44,425 I told him, "yeah". 482 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,884 What, should I not 483 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,884 have said "yeah"? 484 00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:49,509 Well, it depends 485 00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:49,509 on how you said it. 486 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:51,967 I said it like... 487 00:16:53,592 --> 00:16:54,634 Yeah. 488 00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,092 -Yeah. 489 00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,092 -No, I didn't say it like that. 490 00:16:57,134 --> 00:16:58,383 It was like... more like... 491 00:16:59,176 --> 00:17:00,218 Yeah. 492 00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:03,926 -Yeah. 493 00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:03,926 -Okay, no, this is it: 494 00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:06,092 Yeah. 495 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:08,926 Like, you know, I'll do this, 496 00:17:07,342 --> 00:17:08,926 potentially... 497 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,675 But if I do, I'll be doing you 498 00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:11,675 a huge favor. 499 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,051 -What do you think? 500 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,051 -I think it's... perfect! 501 00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:16,842 So, what are you going to wear? 502 00:17:16,884 --> 00:17:18,009 I don't know, this. 503 00:17:19,842 --> 00:17:20,884 No! 504 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,425 -Come on! 505 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,425 -What? 506 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,634 -[Allie] We gotta fix this! 507 00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:23,634 -Why? 508 00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:25,009 You look like a grandma! 509 00:17:25,051 --> 00:17:27,134 [Kort] I look like a grandma? 510 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,259 -But you're wearing 511 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,259 velvet shoes! 512 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,259 -These are very hip... 513 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,926 ["Ivy League Circus" 514 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:35,926 by Gordon Voidwell] 515 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:57,176 -Pit stop! 516 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:57,176 -We already ate before class. 517 00:17:57,425 --> 00:17:59,550 Who cares, you can throw it up 518 00:17:57,425 --> 00:17:59,550 after when you-- 519 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,176 -Stephen! 520 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,176 -Allie! 521 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:02,800 Hi! 522 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,342 Good to see you. 523 00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:06,800 Good to see you too. 524 00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,675 [laughing] 525 00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:11,218 What the fuck was that? 526 00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:12,425 You're still talking? 527 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,218 I mean, he still texts me. 528 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,884 Only after 2 a.m. 529 00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:21,176 I think there's something 530 00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:21,176 wrong with his plan. 531 00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:32,592 Sorry. 532 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:34,884 Can this guy move? 533 00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:38,300 Well, when is it? Thank you. 534 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:40,009 God, when's your date? 535 00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,717 I don't know. 536 00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,717 He's going to call. 537 00:18:41,759 --> 00:18:43,425 What? He's going to call? 538 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,759 Not text? 539 00:18:45,051 --> 00:18:46,634 Um... yeah. 540 00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:48,592 Classy! 541 00:18:49,383 --> 00:18:50,800 Oh my god! 542 00:18:51,425 --> 00:18:52,675 [Kort] How's that yoghurt? 543 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,717 -Do you want some? 544 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:54,717 -[Kort] No. 545 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,009 -[Allie] Have some! 546 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,009 -No, I don't want any. 547 00:18:57,051 --> 00:19:00,218 [Allie] Have some. I want it. 548 00:18:57,051 --> 00:19:00,218 I'm Kort, I'm skinny, 549 00:18:57,051 --> 00:19:00,218 I'm want it. 550 00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:02,218 -Stop! 551 00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:02,218 -[Allie] See, you have a little 552 00:19:02,259 --> 00:19:03,300 on your face. 553 00:19:03,884 --> 00:19:05,134 [Allie laughing] 554 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,092 What do you think 555 00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:20,092 about this one? 556 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,675 Did somebody die? 557 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,300 Um... you if you don't stop 558 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:25,300 talking shit! 559 00:19:25,717 --> 00:19:28,592 Dude, you've got to give him 560 00:19:25,717 --> 00:19:28,592 more than your knee caps. God! 561 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,634 He's better 562 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,634 than that dress, okay? 563 00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:33,300 He's tall, he's good looking. 564 00:19:33,342 --> 00:19:36,051 He's got those beautiful DSL's. 565 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,092 DSL's? How does that help me? 566 00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:40,134 [Allie] Depends what 567 00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:40,134 you're in to. 568 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:43,800 Look, we've got to go more 569 00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:43,800 Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur. 570 00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:45,675 I'm going to look 571 00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:45,675 like a birthday cake 572 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,967 with nipples in that thing. 573 00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:49,051 That sounds delicious. 574 00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,134 Let's go try shit on. 575 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,176 ["Classic Girl" 576 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:55,176 by Deidre & The Dark] 577 00:19:55,218 --> 00:19:56,176 Do you like? 578 00:19:57,592 --> 00:19:59,259 Do I look like Heidi Klum? 579 00:20:03,176 --> 00:20:04,967 Oh, okay. 580 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,926 So, I'm having mixed feelings 581 00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:06,926 about this one. 582 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,592 You know, I like it because 583 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,592 it's versatile but then again 584 00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,717 I just really don't know. 585 00:20:15,134 --> 00:20:16,967 Walk away, just walk away. 586 00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,218 [Allie] You don't like it? 587 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,009 Dress it up, dress it down. 588 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,134 Like, right now the way 589 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,134 I'm wearing it, 590 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,134 it's going to look formal 591 00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,009 and I can just wear 592 00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,009 it anywhere, right. Like a-- 593 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:27,134 Formal? 594 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,051 Like Diane Keaton 595 00:20:28,051 --> 00:20:30,051 who's a stripper? 596 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,717 [Allie] Oh, girl, 597 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,717 you look fabulous! 598 00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:37,467 But I can't have you out here 599 00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:37,467 like you're going to a bar, 600 00:20:37,509 --> 00:20:39,800 when we know 601 00:20:37,509 --> 00:20:39,800 you're trying to go to a party. 602 00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,759 Then, with just like 603 00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,759 a slight adjustment... 604 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,218 it becomes casual. 605 00:20:46,259 --> 00:20:48,842 -Yeah, very casual. 606 00:20:46,259 --> 00:20:48,842 -It's like... beachy. 607 00:20:50,634 --> 00:20:51,717 There! 608 00:20:55,509 --> 00:20:56,759 Babe! 609 00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:05,383 -No? 610 00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:05,383 -No! 611 00:21:07,509 --> 00:21:09,342 Alright, come out. 612 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,842 Oh... yes! 613 00:21:14,550 --> 00:21:16,176 It's perfect! 614 00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:18,176 -You really think it's good? 615 00:21:16,218 --> 00:21:18,176 -[Allie] Yes. 616 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:20,467 Can my cat 617 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:20,467 come to the wedding? 618 00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,509 Okay, what's the damage? 619 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,634 -Oh hell no! 620 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,634 -What? 621 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,383 It's $500. 622 00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:32,800 -No! 623 00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:32,800 -Yes! 624 00:21:32,842 --> 00:21:34,342 [mimicking crying] 625 00:21:34,383 --> 00:21:35,800 I'm sorry baby, 626 00:21:34,383 --> 00:21:35,800 but you're not worth it. 627 00:21:36,884 --> 00:21:38,092 We'll figure something out. 628 00:21:38,842 --> 00:21:40,259 -So, Mary's top? 629 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,051 -Yes, with the pants 630 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,051 of yours I like. 631 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,425 -Oh, that can work. Perfect! 632 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,425 Oh my god, love it! 633 00:21:47,009 --> 00:21:48,926 Oh hey, have you all 634 00:21:47,009 --> 00:21:48,926 listened to this? 635 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,967 -What? 636 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:50,967 -Cereal. The podcast. 637 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,467 -Never heard of it. 638 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,467 -Okay, well, 639 00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:55,259 if you do, don't tell me, 640 00:21:55,509 --> 00:21:57,425 I'm pretty sure 641 00:21:55,509 --> 00:21:57,425 I can crack this puppy. 642 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,134 -[Allie] Okay. 643 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,134 -Alright. 644 00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:00,926 I'm sorry. 645 00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:04,967 -What's your plan? 646 00:22:02,342 --> 00:22:04,967 -Oh... I have a class tonight. 647 00:22:05,009 --> 00:22:06,759 -Yeah, interesting! 648 00:22:05,009 --> 00:22:06,759 -Dammit! 649 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,842 Ok, I'm going to go study... 650 00:22:10,218 --> 00:22:11,467 and then... 651 00:22:12,884 --> 00:22:14,218 Hey, when you're back 652 00:22:12,884 --> 00:22:14,218 do you want to do movie night? 653 00:22:14,259 --> 00:22:16,675 If by movie night you mean 654 00:22:14,259 --> 00:22:16,675 season three of Downton? 655 00:22:16,717 --> 00:22:18,467 What the fuck else would I mean? 656 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,717 [mimicking a British accent] 657 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,717 Right, sorry, mate! 658 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,300 -Pip, pip and bollocks. 659 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,300 -[Allie] Okay, I can't, 660 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,300 it's terrible. 661 00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,176 You're ruining it. 662 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,009 Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan 663 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:27,009 gives you a ring ring. 664 00:22:27,051 --> 00:22:28,717 -[Kort] Okay. 665 00:22:27,051 --> 00:22:28,717 -[both] Bye. 666 00:22:35,051 --> 00:22:37,218 [lecturer 3] 667 00:22:35,051 --> 00:22:37,218 ...and with 140 characters, 668 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,176 that's how Twitter 669 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,176 killed the feature story, 670 00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:42,634 which leads me to... 671 00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,634 ending this class. 672 00:22:47,425 --> 00:22:48,675 Have a great night, guys. 673 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,259 [soft tranquil music] 674 00:23:13,051 --> 00:23:14,300 He still hasn't called? 675 00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:19,759 Why is it that whenever 676 00:23:17,425 --> 00:23:19,759 I want to do something important 677 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,425 the mother-fucking internet... 678 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,425 Oh... there it is! 679 00:23:23,467 --> 00:23:25,425 Okay, look, like I was thinking, 680 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,342 this little pussy boy Daniel 681 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,342 better grow a pair 682 00:23:27,383 --> 00:23:28,884 and make a fucking phone call. 683 00:23:28,926 --> 00:23:30,675 Do you think 684 00:23:28,926 --> 00:23:30,675 he's seeing someone else? 685 00:23:31,926 --> 00:23:33,383 Maybe he lost his phone. 686 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:35,592 Or... or it broke. 687 00:23:36,509 --> 00:23:37,550 That happens! 688 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,176 [Mary knocking] Hey! 689 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,218 Do you have some... batteries? 690 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,842 For what? 691 00:23:48,717 --> 00:23:49,884 For my TV. 692 00:23:51,926 --> 00:23:53,134 Remote. 693 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,342 No. 694 00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:01,342 [Kort] Maybe he's dead. 695 00:24:01,884 --> 00:24:03,342 You know what, dude, 696 00:24:03,383 --> 00:24:04,884 fuck this little cocksucker, 697 00:24:03,383 --> 00:24:04,884 okay? 698 00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,509 He said he would call 699 00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,509 and he hasn't. 700 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,259 He's either gay, 701 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:09,259 a commitment-phobe, or dead. 702 00:24:11,926 --> 00:24:13,675 Either way, 703 00:24:11,926 --> 00:24:13,675 I say we're over him. 704 00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:15,759 -[cell phone ringing] 705 00:24:14,176 --> 00:24:15,759 -Oh my god! 706 00:24:16,134 --> 00:24:17,592 Unless that's him... 707 00:24:17,634 --> 00:24:19,051 If that's him, 708 00:24:17,634 --> 00:24:19,051 I say we're back in. 709 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:21,259 -What do I do? 710 00:24:19,092 --> 00:24:21,259 -Answer it! 711 00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:24,800 Hello. 712 00:24:22,592 --> 00:24:24,800 [whispering] It's Daniel! 713 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,884 -Hey. 714 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,884 -What the fuck's he saying? 715 00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,259 Oh no, it's fine. 716 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,592 Ah, ah, ah... 717 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,592 [Allie imitating having sex] 718 00:24:32,634 --> 00:24:33,926 That's fine. 719 00:24:34,467 --> 00:24:35,467 Uh-hm. 720 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:36,967 [Kort] Yeah, that works. 721 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,884 Okay. 722 00:24:39,259 --> 00:24:40,342 I'll see you then. 723 00:24:41,134 --> 00:24:42,176 Bye. 724 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,675 What the fuck is wrong with you? 725 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,051 [Allie] It's a baby! 726 00:24:46,550 --> 00:24:48,218 [kissing] Isn't it cute? 727 00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:50,634 Okay, what did he say? 728 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:53,550 Okay, so first of all he said 729 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:53,550 "Sorry for calling so late". 730 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:55,383 [Allie] Precious! 731 00:24:55,425 --> 00:24:57,425 And then he said he wants 732 00:24:55,425 --> 00:24:57,425 to take me out this weekend 733 00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:59,425 but he can't because he's going 734 00:24:57,467 --> 00:24:59,425 out of town with his family. 735 00:24:59,467 --> 00:25:01,009 Lake house! 736 00:25:01,051 --> 00:25:04,218 Next weekend, if I'm up for it, 737 00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:06,884 he wants to take me 738 00:25:04,634 --> 00:25:06,884 to dinner on Friday. 739 00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:09,967 What? 740 00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:09,967 Nobody even goes out on Fridays! 741 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,092 -That's brilliant! 742 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,092 -I know. 743 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,176 [Allie] Okay... 744 00:25:12,675 --> 00:25:13,842 You tell me 745 00:25:12,675 --> 00:25:13,842 what you're thinking, 746 00:25:13,884 --> 00:25:14,884 and I'll do the same, okay? 747 00:25:14,926 --> 00:25:16,550 Ready? One, two-- 748 00:25:16,592 --> 00:25:18,675 -You need to hit the gym! 749 00:25:16,592 --> 00:25:18,675 -I hope he takes me to a club-- 750 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:19,759 What? 751 00:25:20,176 --> 00:25:21,592 Maybe just a little cardio! 752 00:25:21,884 --> 00:25:26,383 ["Jerk It" by Thunderheist] 753 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:39,550 You gotta open up your gait, 754 00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:39,550 baby girl. 755 00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:40,759 What? 756 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,509 Your strides, they're tiny! 757 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:46,425 Longer strides, more calories! 758 00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:48,926 Stop running like a toddler, 759 00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:48,926 start running 760 00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:51,842 like a grown human woman 761 00:25:48,967 --> 00:25:51,842 who wants to get laid. 762 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,134 See that dick! Run to that dick! 763 00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:56,009 Faster! Run to it! 764 00:25:57,675 --> 00:25:59,926 Kegels, feel the kegels! 765 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:03,176 Pull... inside your vagina. 766 00:26:03,218 --> 00:26:05,675 Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it! 767 00:26:05,717 --> 00:26:08,592 Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn! 768 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:10,800 Harder, Kort! 769 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:10,800 You're not going hard enough! 770 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:12,550 Earn your thigh gap! 771 00:26:12,592 --> 00:26:14,550 -What are you doing? 772 00:26:12,592 --> 00:26:14,550 -Shut up! 773 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800 -Jesus! 774 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800 -Oh my god! 775 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,592 You're doing great, man. 776 00:26:25,176 --> 00:26:26,383 Don't let your hips drop. 777 00:26:26,926 --> 00:26:27,967 [Kort gasping] 778 00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:29,675 Don't let gravity win like this. 779 00:26:29,717 --> 00:26:31,383 [Kort] I'm not. 780 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,717 Don't touch me 781 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,717 with your nasty chip fingers! 782 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,342 [Allie mumbling] 783 00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:37,467 What? 784 00:26:37,509 --> 00:26:40,051 I said I see gravity winning 785 00:26:37,509 --> 00:26:40,051 and I don't like it. 786 00:26:40,509 --> 00:26:41,675 You're disgusting! 787 00:26:42,218 --> 00:26:44,675 [lively music] 788 00:26:46,926 --> 00:26:48,842 [Kort] I don't know if my ass 789 00:26:46,926 --> 00:26:48,842 got bigger, 790 00:26:48,884 --> 00:26:50,759 or these jeans got smaller. 791 00:26:51,884 --> 00:26:53,425 Oh, I washed them 792 00:26:51,884 --> 00:26:53,425 like four times. 793 00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:54,634 [laughing] 794 00:26:55,176 --> 00:26:56,342 What do you think, Pam? 795 00:26:56,592 --> 00:26:59,383 You look amazing! 796 00:26:59,425 --> 00:27:02,009 Agreed! 797 00:26:59,425 --> 00:27:02,009 I have something for you. 798 00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:07,509 -Just in case! 799 00:27:05,550 --> 00:27:07,509 -[Pam laughing] 800 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:09,300 You've got to be prepared 801 00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:09,300 if shit goes 50 shades! 802 00:27:09,342 --> 00:27:11,300 What the fuck, you psycho! 803 00:27:11,342 --> 00:27:13,009 ♪ You know you want to ♪ 804 00:27:13,425 --> 00:27:14,467 No! 805 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:16,967 [doorbell ringing] 806 00:27:18,009 --> 00:27:19,592 [laughing] 807 00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:22,051 -Be safe! 808 00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:22,051 -[Allie] The world is 809 00:27:19,926 --> 00:27:22,051 a happy place. 810 00:27:22,092 --> 00:27:24,009 Excuse me! No girl gets her door 811 00:27:24,051 --> 00:27:25,717 on her own fucking date! 812 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,218 -[Allie] It's my door to get! 813 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,218 -Get the door! 814 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,509 It's my door! 815 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,509 You stay right here! 816 00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:31,800 Hello, sweet cheeks. 817 00:27:32,176 --> 00:27:35,259 -Hey! Is Kortney here? 818 00:27:32,176 --> 00:27:35,259 -Who? 819 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,092 I'm just kidding. 820 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,092 That little whore's right here. 821 00:27:39,842 --> 00:27:40,884 Oh... 822 00:27:42,509 --> 00:27:43,550 Hi! 823 00:27:43,592 --> 00:27:45,926 [ambient music] 824 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,509 Thanks. 825 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,051 [waitress] Your server 826 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,051 will be right with you. 827 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,092 -Enjoy your meal. 828 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,092 -Thank you. 829 00:28:01,967 --> 00:28:03,342 This place is really nice! 830 00:28:05,176 --> 00:28:06,800 I guess I always 831 00:28:05,176 --> 00:28:06,800 sort of thought that 832 00:28:06,842 --> 00:28:09,509 first dates should be... 833 00:28:06,842 --> 00:28:09,509 special. 834 00:28:10,425 --> 00:28:11,884 You know, just in case. 835 00:28:14,425 --> 00:28:15,550 Yeah. 836 00:28:18,967 --> 00:28:20,634 Ah, yeah. 837 00:28:24,425 --> 00:28:25,759 [door closing] 838 00:28:26,592 --> 00:28:27,634 Is Luce here? 839 00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:29,592 She's upstairs. 840 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,592 Martins? 841 00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:43,300 He took you 842 00:28:41,634 --> 00:28:43,300 to mother-fucking Martins? 843 00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:45,009 It's crazy, right? 844 00:28:45,051 --> 00:28:46,509 Who does this guy think he is? 845 00:28:45,051 --> 00:28:46,509 A goddamned Kennedy? 846 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:47,967 [Allie] This guy's the tits! 847 00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:50,176 Ladies, let's have a shot 848 00:28:48,342 --> 00:28:50,176 before everyone gets here. 849 00:28:50,218 --> 00:28:51,259 Or two. 850 00:28:51,550 --> 00:28:53,634 I want to get super weird today. 851 00:28:54,342 --> 00:28:55,509 You already are weird. 852 00:28:56,592 --> 00:28:57,717 Thanks. 853 00:28:58,926 --> 00:29:00,383 -There we go. 854 00:28:58,926 --> 00:29:00,383 -You're welcome! 855 00:29:01,134 --> 00:29:02,634 This literally has a pube in it. 856 00:29:03,092 --> 00:29:04,550 It's disgusting! 857 00:29:04,592 --> 00:29:09,300 ["Never Coming Down" 858 00:29:04,592 --> 00:29:09,300 by Midnight Riot] 859 00:29:17,634 --> 00:29:18,717 So, did you get any? 860 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,425 -Any what? 861 00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,425 -Cut the shit. 862 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,218 Tell me you broke that dick off! 863 00:29:22,509 --> 00:29:24,009 -[Luce] Wait a minute. 864 00:29:22,509 --> 00:29:24,009 -Come on! 865 00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:25,634 [Luce] I'll text you. 866 00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:25,634 What happened? 867 00:29:25,675 --> 00:29:27,342 [Pam] I think Kort broke 868 00:29:25,675 --> 00:29:27,342 someone's dick off. 869 00:29:27,383 --> 00:29:29,967 -What? I want to hear! 870 00:29:27,383 --> 00:29:29,967 -Oh my god! 871 00:29:30,009 --> 00:29:31,926 [Luce] Oh come on! Cough it up! 872 00:29:31,967 --> 00:29:33,342 We just kissed on the cheek. 873 00:29:33,383 --> 00:29:34,759 Fuck, yeah! 874 00:29:35,717 --> 00:29:37,467 Daniel, the lacrosse transfer. 875 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,342 [Luce] Wait, wait! 876 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,342 The mancer from Maryland? 877 00:29:40,383 --> 00:29:41,884 They went on a date. 878 00:29:41,926 --> 00:29:44,383 -Would you stop? 879 00:29:41,926 --> 00:29:44,383 -Take it from the top. 880 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:47,592 Okay, okay, okay... Alright. 881 00:29:48,550 --> 00:29:51,800 We walk in, it's gorgeous! 882 00:29:51,842 --> 00:29:54,259 Like, there are all these 883 00:29:51,842 --> 00:29:54,259 pictures of DC on the wall, 884 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:57,509 like flappers and pictures 885 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:57,509 of the Potomac, 886 00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:59,467 and the hostess took us 887 00:29:57,550 --> 00:29:59,467 to our table, 888 00:29:59,509 --> 00:30:01,218 and we sat down, 889 00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:06,509 and we just started talking... 890 00:30:01,926 --> 00:30:06,509 I don't know! 891 00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:08,218 And that's when 892 00:30:06,842 --> 00:30:08,218 she's sucked his dick. 893 00:30:08,259 --> 00:30:09,300 Oh... 894 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,425 -In the restaurant? 895 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,425 -[Allie] Ah ha! 896 00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:12,717 [laughing] 897 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:13,800 Just like Jackie O 898 00:30:12,759 --> 00:30:13,800 would have wanted! 899 00:30:13,842 --> 00:30:16,134 [laughing] 900 00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:20,051 Allie, hurry up! 901 00:30:20,092 --> 00:30:22,051 You don't need make up. 902 00:30:20,092 --> 00:30:22,051 We're just going to study. 903 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,425 Oh my god! What happened to you? 904 00:30:28,675 --> 00:30:30,134 Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine. 905 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,300 It's just I couldn't 906 00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:31,300 find a scarf. 907 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,300 Is that a hickey? 908 00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:35,675 -Who did that to you? 909 00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:35,675 -I have no idea. 910 00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:38,342 I could have done it 911 00:30:36,425 --> 00:30:38,342 to myself for all I know. 912 00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:39,926 I got to go have brunch 913 00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:39,926 with my mum. 914 00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:43,884 [softly] What? 915 00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,634 [mellow music] 916 00:31:07,592 --> 00:31:09,342 [Allie sighing] 917 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,800 Hey, do you think 918 00:31:10,967 --> 00:31:12,800 I should text Steven? 919 00:31:14,550 --> 00:31:15,550 Hmm? 920 00:31:16,051 --> 00:31:19,300 Do you think 921 00:31:16,051 --> 00:31:19,300 I should text Steven? 922 00:31:20,592 --> 00:31:21,634 Why? 923 00:31:23,342 --> 00:31:25,550 Oh, because I want to. 924 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,842 I thought you said 925 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,842 he only texts you after 2am? 926 00:31:30,259 --> 00:31:31,759 Yeah, but... 927 00:31:33,051 --> 00:31:34,967 I feel like sometimes guys 928 00:31:35,842 --> 00:31:37,592 don't really know 929 00:31:35,842 --> 00:31:37,592 how to communicate-- 930 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:39,967 Where are you going? 931 00:31:37,634 --> 00:31:39,967 I'm in the middle of a sentence! 932 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:43,425 Kort! Don't you agree 933 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,218 like sometimes guys just don't 934 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,218 know how to communicate 935 00:31:45,259 --> 00:31:47,383 and they like need you 936 00:31:45,259 --> 00:31:47,383 to be the one to initiate? 937 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:49,383 'Cause we're just like putting 938 00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:49,383 all this pressure on them 939 00:31:49,425 --> 00:31:50,884 to be the ones, but... 940 00:31:50,926 --> 00:31:52,300 maybe they need us 941 00:31:50,926 --> 00:31:52,300 to be the ones. 942 00:31:52,342 --> 00:31:54,342 And I just need to get creative 943 00:31:52,342 --> 00:31:54,342 and to let him know 944 00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:56,092 that it's cool to text me 945 00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:56,092 during the day. 946 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:58,592 Kort, what are you looking for? 947 00:31:58,634 --> 00:32:00,759 -A book! 948 00:31:58,634 --> 00:32:00,759 -Oh my god! 949 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,967 I'm sorry. 950 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,967 I have a classic tale in 15 951 00:32:03,009 --> 00:32:05,259 and I'm like oddly 952 00:32:03,009 --> 00:32:05,259 stressed about it. 953 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,634 Oh shit! 954 00:32:08,675 --> 00:32:10,092 Okay, so I feel like, 955 00:32:10,134 --> 00:32:11,467 first class, 956 00:32:10,134 --> 00:32:11,467 having a first date, 957 00:32:11,509 --> 00:32:13,051 is like really pivotal. 958 00:32:13,383 --> 00:32:14,467 Really? 959 00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:16,550 Yeah, I mean, I think... 960 00:32:16,592 --> 00:32:19,134 But yeah, I feel like now 961 00:32:16,592 --> 00:32:19,134 is the time to just like 962 00:32:19,176 --> 00:32:22,425 pump the brakes 963 00:32:19,176 --> 00:32:22,425 and start with the mind games. 964 00:32:22,467 --> 00:32:23,717 What mind games? 965 00:32:24,092 --> 00:32:25,467 Poker face! 966 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:27,092 [stressing each word] 967 00:32:25,759 --> 00:32:27,092 You don't like him. 968 00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:29,342 -I don't like him? 969 00:32:27,926 --> 00:32:29,342 -[Allie] No! 970 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:31,176 -Okay. 971 00:32:29,383 --> 00:32:31,176 -I don't see you. 972 00:32:31,218 --> 00:32:33,009 I'm winning, but you don't know. 973 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,009 -Yeah. 974 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,009 -I'm full royal flush, 975 00:32:35,051 --> 00:32:37,884 and kings and queens, 976 00:32:35,051 --> 00:32:37,884 and all those... 977 00:32:37,926 --> 00:32:39,300 You never played poker? 978 00:32:40,342 --> 00:32:41,800 I still feel weird. 979 00:32:41,842 --> 00:32:44,218 I mean, you feel awkward, 980 00:32:41,842 --> 00:32:44,218 which is normal, 981 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:48,300 because it's going to be 982 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:48,300 so awkward when you see it. 983 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,550 Thanks. 984 00:32:51,051 --> 00:32:54,509 [lively music resumes] 985 00:33:13,134 --> 00:33:15,592 -Cool if I sit here? 986 00:33:13,134 --> 00:33:15,592 -[Daniel] If you want. 987 00:33:15,634 --> 00:33:17,509 Cool! 988 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:19,842 [woman on TV] 989 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:19,842 What does it mean to you 990 00:33:17,550 --> 00:33:19,842 when I say "run like a girl"? 991 00:33:19,884 --> 00:33:22,176 [child] It means run 992 00:33:19,884 --> 00:33:22,176 as fast as you can. 993 00:33:27,467 --> 00:33:28,842 [woman] Throw like a girl. 994 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:31,634 Fight like a girl. 995 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:37,218 So, do you think you just 996 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:37,218 insulted your sister? 997 00:33:37,550 --> 00:33:38,634 [child] No. 998 00:33:41,092 --> 00:33:42,717 [Allie sighing] 999 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:49,009 [woman] Is "like a girl" 1000 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:49,009 a good thing? 1001 00:33:49,051 --> 00:33:50,134 [message tone] 1002 00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,259 [melodic music] 1003 00:34:02,592 --> 00:34:05,009 I feel like he's judging me. 1004 00:34:05,051 --> 00:34:06,550 Hmm... He is! 1005 00:34:06,592 --> 00:34:07,967 -[laughing] 1006 00:34:06,592 --> 00:34:07,967 -I don't care. 1007 00:34:09,342 --> 00:34:10,467 You know, sometimes 1008 00:34:09,342 --> 00:34:10,467 it's kind of wild 1009 00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:12,383 -to think about. 1010 00:34:10,509 --> 00:34:12,383 -What? 1011 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,884 I don't know like all this. 1012 00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,884 The Capitol, 1013 00:34:14,926 --> 00:34:16,967 monuments, White House... 1014 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:19,342 all the huge decisions 1015 00:34:17,759 --> 00:34:19,342 like they've made here 1016 00:34:19,383 --> 00:34:21,634 while we're just worried 1017 00:34:19,383 --> 00:34:21,634 about flipping cups 1018 00:34:21,675 --> 00:34:23,425 and hooking up. 1019 00:34:23,467 --> 00:34:24,926 You get dumb shit here too. 1020 00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:30,092 [Pam sighing] 1021 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,176 [woman on recording] 1022 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,176 So last year 1023 00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,176 I spent every working day 1024 00:34:32,218 --> 00:34:33,592 trying to figure out where... 1025 00:34:34,009 --> 00:34:35,092 Hey! 1026 00:34:35,675 --> 00:34:37,300 What are you doing? 1027 00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,634 Oh, I'm just getting a feel 1028 00:34:37,342 --> 00:34:39,634 for the facts. 1029 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:42,176 Apparently I do, 1030 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:42,176 where a high school kid was... 1031 00:34:42,218 --> 00:34:43,634 She has a nice voice. 1032 00:34:43,675 --> 00:34:45,509 Yeah! Yeah, I like it too. 1033 00:34:47,509 --> 00:34:49,592 -Hey, um, quick question? 1034 00:34:47,509 --> 00:34:49,592 -Hmm. 1035 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:51,383 What do you think 1036 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:51,383 about Jay's testimony? 1037 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:53,383 I mean it seems 1038 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:53,383 pretty suspect, right? 1039 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,300 And this mister "S" guy, 1040 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,300 he's a real wild card, 1041 00:34:56,342 --> 00:34:58,467 I mean who is he, 1042 00:34:56,342 --> 00:34:58,467 where did he come from? 1043 00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:02,592 I have no idea 1044 00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:02,592 what you're talking about. 1045 00:35:04,259 --> 00:35:05,634 [Allie] But... uh... 1046 00:35:06,634 --> 00:35:09,467 [Allie] good luck... with this. 1047 00:35:16,092 --> 00:35:18,009 -[man] I don't know. 1048 00:35:16,092 --> 00:35:18,009 -[Luce] Come on! 1049 00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,967 If you don't like it, 1050 00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,967 if it hurts, we'll stop. 1051 00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:22,675 Let's just try it. 1052 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:45,467 [Daniel] Well, my siblings 1053 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:45,467 all root for each other. 1054 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:48,425 My parents 1055 00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:48,425 are still together and... 1056 00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:51,509 unfortunately 1057 00:35:49,176 --> 00:35:51,509 they still kiss in public... 1058 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,009 [Kort laughs] 1059 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:56,259 And oh, I always had to have 1060 00:35:53,550 --> 00:35:56,259 the new gaming system, like... 1061 00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,675 right when they came out. 1062 00:35:58,842 --> 00:36:00,550 -So you're a spoiled? 1063 00:35:58,842 --> 00:36:00,550 -Oh god... 1064 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,218 I hate that word, but... yes. 1065 00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:06,759 I like to think that 1066 00:36:04,592 --> 00:36:06,759 I came from a good family. 1067 00:36:08,717 --> 00:36:10,800 What about you? Are your... 1068 00:36:10,842 --> 00:36:11,967 Are your parents happy? 1069 00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:14,509 Yeah! They're happy it's just... 1070 00:36:14,550 --> 00:36:16,300 not with each other. 1071 00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:18,009 As simple as that? 1072 00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:19,592 Yeah. 1073 00:36:22,218 --> 00:36:23,383 Do you mind 1074 00:36:22,218 --> 00:36:23,383 if I change the subject? 1075 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:24,675 Yes, please. 1076 00:36:24,717 --> 00:36:26,009 [laughing] 1077 00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:29,300 Oh, hey, 1078 00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:29,300 what does Allie think of me? 1079 00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:31,675 Did I... pass the test? 1080 00:36:32,634 --> 00:36:34,218 I don't know. 1081 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,550 We don't really talk 1082 00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:35,550 about you that much. 1083 00:36:39,425 --> 00:36:41,550 [Allie singing] 1084 00:36:43,259 --> 00:36:45,259 [sighing] So stupid! 1085 00:36:46,051 --> 00:36:48,884 Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty. 1086 00:36:48,926 --> 00:36:50,592 Oh, I'm married. 1087 00:36:50,634 --> 00:36:51,634 -Hey, Allie. 1088 00:36:50,634 --> 00:36:51,634 -Hey. 1089 00:36:51,675 --> 00:36:53,134 Whatever! Fuck you, Mom! 1090 00:36:53,383 --> 00:36:55,800 I know it's your money, 1091 00:36:53,383 --> 00:36:55,800 but it's my credit card. 1092 00:36:56,134 --> 00:36:57,592 It has my name on it. 1093 00:36:57,634 --> 00:36:59,509 [melodic music] 1094 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,800 Oh... Hello... 1095 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:12,425 [Daniel] Hey, Kort... 1096 00:37:12,717 --> 00:37:15,467 [music intensifies] 1097 00:37:19,550 --> 00:37:20,967 Um... Will you date me? 1098 00:37:22,634 --> 00:37:26,259 [speech drown out 1099 00:37:22,634 --> 00:37:26,259 by louder music] 1100 00:37:34,592 --> 00:37:36,092 Okay, what are you thinking? 1101 00:37:38,218 --> 00:37:39,592 I'm thinking... 1102 00:37:47,550 --> 00:37:48,800 [door opening] 1103 00:37:50,842 --> 00:37:52,218 What the fuck is this? 1104 00:37:52,259 --> 00:37:54,134 -[Kort] What? 1105 00:37:52,259 --> 00:37:54,134 -You're dating? 1106 00:37:54,884 --> 00:37:56,800 Are you fucking kidding me? 1107 00:37:57,176 --> 00:37:58,300 Hello. 1108 00:37:58,634 --> 00:37:59,675 Hi. 1109 00:38:00,509 --> 00:38:02,259 Kitchen! Yesterday! 1110 00:38:04,634 --> 00:38:05,675 Allie... 1111 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,092 [Allie] 1112 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,092 Were you not even going 1113 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:14,092 to tell me about this? 1114 00:38:14,134 --> 00:38:15,425 [Kort] What are you 1115 00:38:14,134 --> 00:38:15,425 talking about? 1116 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,300 It just happened 1117 00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:17,300 ten minutes ago. 1118 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,425 Well, congratulations... 1119 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,342 I thought you'd be happy for me. 1120 00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:26,675 I am. 1121 00:38:30,467 --> 00:38:31,717 Seriously, I am. 1122 00:38:34,051 --> 00:38:36,300 Now, I want you to notice 1123 00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:38,467 how these things 1124 00:38:36,342 --> 00:38:38,467 are all correlated, 1125 00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:41,092 both on the front end, 1126 00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:41,092 and on the back. 1127 00:38:41,842 --> 00:38:44,550 For example, 1128 00:38:41,842 --> 00:38:44,550 if the factory is operating 1129 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,051 at its optimal capacity, 1130 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,051 and there are zero bottlenecks, 1131 00:38:48,509 --> 00:38:50,134 everything should be fine, 1132 00:38:48,509 --> 00:38:50,134 right? 1133 00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:52,717 Wrong! 1134 00:38:52,759 --> 00:38:54,550 Because, even if 1135 00:38:54,842 --> 00:38:57,009 everything has been taken 1136 00:38:54,842 --> 00:38:57,009 care of on the front end, 1137 00:38:57,967 --> 00:39:00,342 there could be a problem 1138 00:38:57,967 --> 00:39:00,342 brewing on the back. 1139 00:39:01,259 --> 00:39:03,800 Now, what am I talking about? 1140 00:39:01,259 --> 00:39:03,800 Daniel! 1141 00:39:06,259 --> 00:39:07,425 Um... 1142 00:39:08,259 --> 00:39:11,176 Supply chain management? 1143 00:39:11,675 --> 00:39:13,509 Exactly! Elaborate. 1144 00:39:15,509 --> 00:39:16,842 Um... 1145 00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:23,967 It's kind of like 1146 00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:23,967 when your factory, 1147 00:39:24,342 --> 00:39:25,717 it makes stuff, 1148 00:39:27,176 --> 00:39:28,884 but at the same time 1149 00:39:28,926 --> 00:39:31,092 you need to make sure 1150 00:39:28,926 --> 00:39:31,092 that you have enough... 1151 00:39:31,134 --> 00:39:35,842 enough other stuff to keep 1152 00:39:31,134 --> 00:39:35,842 all the machines happy. 1153 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:39,009 I mean like... like working. 1154 00:39:40,509 --> 00:39:41,592 Right? 1155 00:39:43,550 --> 00:39:44,967 [whispering] You're an idiot! 1156 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,051 Not as far off 1157 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:49,051 as you would think. 1158 00:39:49,509 --> 00:39:50,926 To the big board. 1159 00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:52,509 [melodic music resumes] 1160 00:39:52,550 --> 00:39:53,592 Huh! 1161 00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:10,342 [Allie humming then whistling] 1162 00:40:17,134 --> 00:40:20,467 Mmm, look at this little cup 1163 00:40:17,134 --> 00:40:20,467 of fuck pudding! 1164 00:40:21,675 --> 00:40:23,051 Mmm... 1165 00:40:23,383 --> 00:40:25,717 I'd like to give you a tour 1166 00:40:23,383 --> 00:40:25,717 of this campus! 1167 00:40:26,717 --> 00:40:28,634 Are those jeans from Europe? 1168 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,717 Just kidding, come back! 1169 00:40:32,218 --> 00:40:33,550 I'll try anal! 1170 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,383 ["Girls chase boys" 1171 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:40,383 by Ingrid Michaelson] 1172 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:45,634 Who are you listening to? 1173 00:40:45,967 --> 00:40:47,092 Um... Nelly... 1174 00:40:48,383 --> 00:40:49,342 Furtado. 1175 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,259 What? 1176 00:41:15,842 --> 00:41:17,592 [Kort] Oh, this is cute! 1177 00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:19,842 -Do you want to try that on? 1178 00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:19,842 -Oh, no that's okay. 1179 00:41:19,884 --> 00:41:21,300 -Sure? 1180 00:41:19,884 --> 00:41:21,300 -[Daniel] Why not, come on! 1181 00:41:21,759 --> 00:41:22,800 It'll look good on you. 1182 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,259 Why don't you try something on? 1183 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,509 [laughing] 1184 00:41:28,926 --> 00:41:30,425 [laughing] 1185 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:33,342 I just... I don't think 1186 00:41:30,884 --> 00:41:33,342 it's sitting on me quite right. 1187 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,509 [seller] I know something 1188 00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:36,509 that will sit on you! 1189 00:41:37,383 --> 00:41:38,926 -Honey, no! 1190 00:41:37,383 --> 00:41:38,926 -What? 1191 00:41:40,884 --> 00:41:41,926 It's legal now! 1192 00:41:42,675 --> 00:41:44,759 [Allie humming] 1193 00:41:57,176 --> 00:41:58,383 What are you doing? Stop! 1194 00:41:58,425 --> 00:41:59,759 I do not respond well to this. 1195 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,634 [laughing] What? 1196 00:42:01,675 --> 00:42:02,967 Come on, do it for me. 1197 00:42:03,218 --> 00:42:04,259 D-Man. 1198 00:42:04,675 --> 00:42:05,842 Who is D-Man? 1199 00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:08,176 -It's just what they 1200 00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:08,176 used to call me 1201 00:42:08,218 --> 00:42:09,884 back in the hood. 1202 00:42:11,009 --> 00:42:12,176 [Kort] Give me the spoon! 1203 00:42:13,176 --> 00:42:14,675 I will take the spoon! 1204 00:42:14,717 --> 00:42:16,218 [Daniel] Come on, 1205 00:42:14,717 --> 00:42:16,218 that's not fun. 1206 00:42:16,259 --> 00:42:17,342 That's no fun. 1207 00:42:17,967 --> 00:42:19,300 [Allie] Mmm... 1208 00:42:20,218 --> 00:42:21,509 It's so good! 1209 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:33,009 -[car honking] 1210 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:33,009 -Go fuck yourself! 1211 00:42:37,134 --> 00:42:38,926 So, you've really never 1212 00:42:37,134 --> 00:42:38,926 played before? 1213 00:42:39,383 --> 00:42:40,467 Nope! 1214 00:42:40,509 --> 00:42:41,842 -Really? 1215 00:42:40,509 --> 00:42:41,842 -Uh-hm. 1216 00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:43,842 [Daniel] Alright, let's just 1217 00:42:42,383 --> 00:42:43,842 begin with the basics. 1218 00:42:43,884 --> 00:42:45,592 -Okay. 1219 00:42:43,884 --> 00:42:45,592 -What I'm doing right here 1220 00:42:45,634 --> 00:42:47,134 is called cradling. 1221 00:42:47,176 --> 00:42:48,383 -Okay. 1222 00:42:47,176 --> 00:42:48,383 -So, it's like as if you were, 1223 00:42:48,425 --> 00:42:49,884 -you know-- 1224 00:42:48,425 --> 00:42:49,884 -Cradling. 1225 00:42:49,926 --> 00:42:51,383 Yeah, I got it! 1226 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,259 [Daniel] I'm going to toss you 1227 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,259 the ball now. 1228 00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,134 So just kind of accept it 1229 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,800 as opposed to trying to catch 1230 00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:57,800 it as if you're a statue. 1231 00:42:57,842 --> 00:42:59,425 -Okay. Like this? 1232 00:42:57,842 --> 00:42:59,425 -[Daniel] Right? 1233 00:42:59,467 --> 00:43:00,634 -[Daniel] Yes. 1234 00:42:59,467 --> 00:43:00,634 -Okay. 1235 00:43:01,176 --> 00:43:02,259 -Ready? 1236 00:43:01,176 --> 00:43:02,259 -[Kort] Yeah. 1237 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:06,509 -I'm impressed! 1238 00:43:04,717 --> 00:43:06,509 -Beginner's luck! 1239 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,092 Now, here, here, here. 1240 00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:09,675 Throw me the ball back. 1241 00:43:08,383 --> 00:43:09,675 So just... 1242 00:43:09,717 --> 00:43:10,800 take it back as-- 1243 00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:12,717 [Kort laughing] 1244 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:16,884 I... I got in 1245 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:16,884 on a lacrosse scholarship! 1246 00:43:17,176 --> 00:43:18,592 -Hmm. 1247 00:43:17,176 --> 00:43:18,592 -Allie too. 1248 00:43:19,051 --> 00:43:20,717 [Daniel] So now 1249 00:43:19,051 --> 00:43:20,717 we have trust issues. 1250 00:43:20,759 --> 00:43:22,509 So, thank you for that! 1251 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:23,675 [laughing] 1252 00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:45,926 [Daniel] So, why did you quit? 1253 00:43:46,717 --> 00:43:47,759 [Kort] I don't know... 1254 00:43:50,134 --> 00:43:52,259 I mean, I like lacrosse, 1255 00:43:50,134 --> 00:43:52,259 it's just... 1256 00:43:52,926 --> 00:43:55,134 college sports 1257 00:43:52,926 --> 00:43:55,134 are a lot of work, you know? 1258 00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:57,759 I just don't know 1259 00:43:55,717 --> 00:43:57,759 if it's really worth it. 1260 00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:01,092 For me, at least. 1261 00:44:02,176 --> 00:44:03,634 But it got me into a school 1262 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,009 I probably shouldn't 1263 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,009 have gotten into. 1264 00:44:05,051 --> 00:44:06,259 [Daniel laughing] 1265 00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,425 I knew it! 1266 00:44:08,009 --> 00:44:09,092 [Kort] What? 1267 00:44:10,259 --> 00:44:11,467 I knew that you were dumb. 1268 00:44:11,509 --> 00:44:12,759 -I knew it! 1269 00:44:11,509 --> 00:44:12,759 -I'm dumb? 1270 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,051 [Daniel] I just knew it! 1271 00:44:14,717 --> 00:44:15,800 Rude! 1272 00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:18,051 [Daniel] I'm joking. 1273 00:44:19,134 --> 00:44:20,259 What about Allie? 1274 00:44:20,509 --> 00:44:22,051 Did she just quit 1275 00:44:20,509 --> 00:44:22,051 because you quit? 1276 00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,842 [Kort] To be fair, no. 1277 00:44:28,425 --> 00:44:31,967 I just think she's... lazy. 1278 00:44:39,926 --> 00:44:41,051 Hey, Pam! 1279 00:44:41,092 --> 00:44:42,176 Yeah? 1280 00:44:44,383 --> 00:44:46,300 Have you ever felt like... 1281 00:44:47,383 --> 00:44:48,759 you're happy for someone... 1282 00:44:50,134 --> 00:44:51,425 uh, you know, like... 1283 00:44:52,926 --> 00:44:54,550 like you're happy for someone... 1284 00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:57,509 I mean you're completely 1285 00:44:55,592 --> 00:44:57,509 happy for them, 1286 00:44:58,134 --> 00:44:59,509 but you're like... 1287 00:45:01,051 --> 00:45:02,092 want what they have... 1288 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:03,884 Oh! Yeah! 1289 00:45:03,926 --> 00:45:06,218 [laughs] I'm jealous 1290 00:45:03,926 --> 00:45:06,218 all the time! 1291 00:45:06,259 --> 00:45:07,717 -No! 1292 00:45:06,259 --> 00:45:07,717 -I mean I'm jealous of you 1293 00:45:07,759 --> 00:45:09,051 for being funnier than me. 1294 00:45:09,092 --> 00:45:10,926 And Kort for being prettier, 1295 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,051 and Mary for eating less 1296 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,051 than me at dinner. 1297 00:45:13,092 --> 00:45:16,009 And Luce for sexting 1298 00:45:13,092 --> 00:45:16,009 all the lacrosse guys, 1299 00:45:16,051 --> 00:45:18,051 even though I do find it 1300 00:45:16,051 --> 00:45:18,051 morally questionable, 1301 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:20,634 slash, would secretly 1302 00:45:18,092 --> 00:45:20,634 do the same. 1303 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:24,592 And Jen for saying 1304 00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:24,592 the shit that I think 1305 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,550 but I'm actually 1306 00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,550 too scared to say. 1307 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:28,675 Huh! 1308 00:45:30,259 --> 00:45:31,300 Why, what's up? 1309 00:45:32,884 --> 00:45:33,926 Nothing! 1310 00:45:36,759 --> 00:45:38,259 Okay, well... 1311 00:45:38,592 --> 00:45:40,259 I'm going to go do some laundry. 1312 00:45:41,425 --> 00:45:42,467 Bye. 1313 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:58,009 [sighing] 1314 00:46:01,051 --> 00:46:04,842 [reflective music] 1315 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:22,800 [Kort] Hey, Allie! 1316 00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:24,967 Daniel and I are going to go 1317 00:46:22,842 --> 00:46:24,967 and catch a movie if you want-- 1318 00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:36,842 I'm so sorry. 1319 00:46:38,176 --> 00:46:39,509 Hey, Mar! 1320 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:40,800 -Hey... um... 1321 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:40,800 -What's going on? 1322 00:46:40,842 --> 00:46:42,800 Can I talk to you for a second? 1323 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:43,926 Yeah? 1324 00:46:44,717 --> 00:46:45,967 Okay... um... 1325 00:46:47,383 --> 00:46:48,967 Daniel was in my dream 1326 00:46:47,383 --> 00:46:48,967 last night. 1327 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:53,092 We were in South Carolina 1328 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:53,092 eating Chick-fil-A, 1329 00:46:54,176 --> 00:46:55,759 even though it was a Sunday, 1330 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,717 and it started out slow, 1331 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,717 but by the end of it 1332 00:46:59,092 --> 00:47:01,509 he had me kind of over 1333 00:46:59,092 --> 00:47:01,509 the back of his Chevy 1334 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:03,800 and was raw dogging me, 1335 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:03,800 on the hood. 1336 00:47:05,842 --> 00:47:07,092 I'm really sorry. 1337 00:47:09,425 --> 00:47:10,509 Okay... 1338 00:47:11,842 --> 00:47:15,176 Thank you for... being honest. 1339 00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:21,675 What? 1340 00:47:36,092 --> 00:47:38,592 [oil sizzling] 1341 00:47:41,634 --> 00:47:43,842 Oh, fancy seeing you here! 1342 00:47:45,051 --> 00:47:46,467 What's that supposed to mean? 1343 00:47:46,842 --> 00:47:47,884 Nothing, I just... 1344 00:47:49,134 --> 00:47:50,509 I haven't seen you around 1345 00:47:49,134 --> 00:47:50,509 much, that's all. 1346 00:47:50,884 --> 00:47:52,550 Crazy! 1347 00:47:52,592 --> 00:47:54,842 But... I think I have 1348 00:47:52,592 --> 00:47:54,842 something fun for us! 1349 00:47:56,051 --> 00:47:57,009 Oh yeah? 1350 00:47:57,509 --> 00:47:58,926 You want cheese on this, right? 1351 00:47:59,342 --> 00:48:01,259 Yes, please. 1352 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:04,800 Okay. So, Daniel's friend, 1353 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:04,800 also name is Daniel, actually, 1354 00:48:04,842 --> 00:48:08,884 is renting out the [unclear] 1355 00:48:04,842 --> 00:48:08,884 for his birthday, 1356 00:48:04,842 --> 00:48:08,884 and he wants all of us to come. 1357 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:10,425 Are they going to be boys there? 1358 00:48:10,467 --> 00:48:11,842 [Kort] Um... tons! 1359 00:48:12,218 --> 00:48:13,592 Okay, I'm listening. 1360 00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:17,383 Okay, so it's this Sunday, 1361 00:48:13,926 --> 00:48:17,383 nine o'clock. 1362 00:48:18,509 --> 00:48:20,717 I know, he's like one of those 1363 00:48:18,509 --> 00:48:20,717 has to celebrate his birthday 1364 00:48:20,759 --> 00:48:22,176 on his birthday types. 1365 00:48:22,218 --> 00:48:23,259 Eww! 1366 00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:27,383 Okay, well, can we do 1367 00:48:25,550 --> 00:48:27,383 a girl's day before? 1368 00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:30,717 Um... I actually told Daniel 1369 00:48:30,759 --> 00:48:33,051 I'd go to the Skins game 1370 00:48:30,759 --> 00:48:33,051 with him. 1371 00:48:33,926 --> 00:48:36,092 You're calling them 1372 00:48:33,926 --> 00:48:36,092 the Skins now? 1373 00:48:39,467 --> 00:48:41,759 Okay. Well, will you still 1374 00:48:39,467 --> 00:48:41,759 help me to get ready? 1375 00:48:42,425 --> 00:48:43,926 Duh! It's a one o'clock game. 1376 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:45,759 Okay. 1377 00:48:50,759 --> 00:48:51,926 Do you think like... 1378 00:48:54,675 --> 00:48:56,425 I don't know, 1379 00:48:54,675 --> 00:48:56,425 do you think she likes him 1380 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:57,467 more than me? 1381 00:49:00,092 --> 00:49:01,467 No, you're right, you're right! 1382 00:49:01,509 --> 00:49:02,509 That's stupid! 1383 00:49:03,634 --> 00:49:04,675 I just... 1384 00:49:05,134 --> 00:49:06,176 I don't know, I get... 1385 00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:08,884 I get self-conscious, 1386 00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:08,884 'cause like... 1387 00:49:10,759 --> 00:49:12,550 I feel like he's replacing me. 1388 00:49:14,134 --> 00:49:15,467 Do you think he is replacing me? 1389 00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:18,759 Come on, Will! 1390 00:49:19,176 --> 00:49:20,675 [Will] I've got to go! 1391 00:49:20,717 --> 00:49:23,884 What the fuck, 1392 00:49:20,717 --> 00:49:23,884 I was talking to him! 1393 00:49:26,176 --> 00:49:27,634 [Allie] You don't even care! 1394 00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:31,218 [cell phone chiming] 1395 00:49:31,967 --> 00:49:33,259 Oh shit! 1396 00:49:35,842 --> 00:49:38,800 [leisurely music] 1397 00:49:56,592 --> 00:49:57,842 You want to see me? 1398 00:49:59,425 --> 00:50:04,842 At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago, 1399 00:49:59,425 --> 00:50:04,842 and no, it's my job to see you, 1400 00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:06,550 by no means 1401 00:50:04,884 --> 00:50:06,550 do I want to be here. 1402 00:50:06,592 --> 00:50:07,634 Sit down! 1403 00:50:13,509 --> 00:50:17,176 So, it appears that 1404 00:50:13,509 --> 00:50:17,176 this being tardy thing 1405 00:50:17,717 --> 00:50:19,509 is becoming a bit of an issue. 1406 00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,759 Most specifically 1407 00:50:20,467 --> 00:50:22,759 with Professor Rosenthal, 1408 00:50:23,009 --> 00:50:25,759 who wrote, 1409 00:50:23,009 --> 00:50:25,759 "It's almost as though 1410 00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:27,634 she's trying to be late." 1411 00:50:29,592 --> 00:50:30,926 Do you have anything to say? 1412 00:50:33,176 --> 00:50:34,218 [counsellor] Uh-hm. 1413 00:50:34,759 --> 00:50:36,342 You do realize that 1414 00:50:36,383 --> 00:50:38,842 just as in life, 1415 00:50:36,383 --> 00:50:38,842 this type of behavior 1416 00:50:38,884 --> 00:50:40,218 does have consequences? 1417 00:50:42,134 --> 00:50:43,425 Yeah, I mean, I thought, 1418 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:47,134 I don't really 1419 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:47,134 don't have to go to class. 1420 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:53,051 Well... you don't 1421 00:50:49,383 --> 00:50:53,051 have to do anything. 1422 00:50:54,550 --> 00:50:57,092 I don't have to... 1423 00:50:58,675 --> 00:51:00,051 mow my lawn. 1424 00:51:00,675 --> 00:51:01,675 But I do! 1425 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:05,134 Because it keeps 1426 00:51:02,592 --> 00:51:05,134 my neighbors happy. 1427 00:51:06,218 --> 00:51:08,884 Was that... an innuendo? 1428 00:51:08,926 --> 00:51:12,259 The point is, 1429 00:51:08,926 --> 00:51:12,259 if you don't take action, 1430 00:51:13,092 --> 00:51:14,509 more often than not, 1431 00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:17,092 these things tend to 1432 00:51:14,842 --> 00:51:17,092 come back and bite you. 1433 00:51:18,467 --> 00:51:21,592 And... not in a good... 1434 00:51:22,092 --> 00:51:25,300 "Oh, that feels nice" 1435 00:51:22,092 --> 00:51:25,300 kind of way! 1436 00:51:27,675 --> 00:51:29,009 I think we're done here! 1437 00:51:29,842 --> 00:51:31,009 Oh, okay. 1438 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,842 So, do you want to eat first, 1439 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,259 or do you want 1440 00:51:35,884 --> 00:51:37,259 to grab food there? 1441 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,051 Well I don't want 1442 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,051 to really eat hotdogs, so... 1443 00:51:44,259 --> 00:51:45,383 Hold on one second. 1444 00:51:45,675 --> 00:51:47,342 What's up? 1445 00:51:47,383 --> 00:51:48,717 I'm just going to get 1446 00:51:47,383 --> 00:51:48,717 my nails done, but... 1447 00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:50,092 I wanted to say have fun 1448 00:51:48,759 --> 00:51:50,092 at the game. 1449 00:51:50,134 --> 00:51:51,634 Cool! Thanks. You too. 1450 00:51:51,926 --> 00:51:54,842 Um... Alright. See you later. 1451 00:51:55,675 --> 00:51:58,259 Sorry.... Yeah. 1452 00:51:58,300 --> 00:51:59,634 Yeah, we can get Chinese. 1453 00:52:04,218 --> 00:52:08,300 [leisurely music] 1454 00:52:39,759 --> 00:52:41,134 You excited for tonight? 1455 00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:42,926 Yeah, I guess. 1456 00:52:45,342 --> 00:52:46,759 A little nervous, actually. 1457 00:52:51,425 --> 00:52:52,842 Allie, can I be frank? 1458 00:52:53,467 --> 00:52:54,550 Yeah. 1459 00:52:56,009 --> 00:52:57,259 You're a little boy crazy. 1460 00:52:58,009 --> 00:52:59,218 What? 1461 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,592 You torture yourself 1462 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,592 over all this shit, 1463 00:53:01,634 --> 00:53:03,218 and I really don't know why? 1464 00:53:03,884 --> 00:53:04,967 I mean... 1465 00:53:05,759 --> 00:53:09,300 sex, love, having a boyfriend, 1466 00:53:09,342 --> 00:53:11,092 it's... supposed to be fun. 1467 00:53:13,342 --> 00:53:14,383 Me... 1468 00:53:15,884 --> 00:53:17,134 I like the game! 1469 00:53:18,092 --> 00:53:19,634 I like to flirt, 1470 00:53:18,092 --> 00:53:19,634 I like the chase, 1471 00:53:19,675 --> 00:53:22,467 and yes, I like to fuck. 1472 00:53:23,759 --> 00:53:26,009 And maybe that's you, 1473 00:53:23,759 --> 00:53:26,009 maybe it's not, I don't know. 1474 00:53:26,383 --> 00:53:28,634 But, that's for you 1475 00:53:26,383 --> 00:53:28,634 to figure out. 1476 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:34,800 Just don't live off 1477 00:53:32,176 --> 00:53:34,800 the world's ideals because 1478 00:53:34,842 --> 00:53:36,800 most of them 1479 00:53:34,842 --> 00:53:36,800 are just a bunch of bullshit. 1480 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:40,300 [cell phone ringing] 1481 00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:43,383 There's no more 1482 00:53:41,592 --> 00:53:43,383 rule book, Allie. 1483 00:53:46,967 --> 00:53:48,425 Let's go with black. 1484 00:53:49,342 --> 00:53:53,342 [reflective music] 1485 00:54:15,592 --> 00:54:17,176 Hey, Allie! 1486 00:54:18,009 --> 00:54:19,092 Hi. 1487 00:54:20,092 --> 00:54:21,383 Can I have one of those? 1488 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:23,342 Yeah? 1489 00:54:23,383 --> 00:54:25,550 And like four of those? 1490 00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,509 Yep. Your usual. 1491 00:54:27,759 --> 00:54:31,176 And then, maybe one of those. 1492 00:54:32,509 --> 00:54:34,550 Ah, you're getting 1493 00:54:32,509 --> 00:54:34,550 adventurous on me. 1494 00:54:35,509 --> 00:54:37,717 Yep. Just gone crazy. 1495 00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,884 [woman on recording] 1496 00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,884 Don't tell me Jay was scared. 1497 00:54:39,342 --> 00:54:41,884 Don't tell me... 1498 00:54:44,092 --> 00:54:46,009 -Hey, is Kort around? 1499 00:54:44,092 --> 00:54:46,009 -Oh yeah, 1500 00:54:44,092 --> 00:54:46,009 I think she's in her room. 1501 00:54:46,051 --> 00:54:47,675 Okay. 1502 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:48,967 We didn't have them 1503 00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:48,967 15 years ago. 1504 00:54:49,342 --> 00:54:50,592 And we still 1505 00:54:49,342 --> 00:54:50,592 don't have them now. 1506 00:54:51,509 --> 00:54:52,592 What? 1507 00:54:55,342 --> 00:54:56,550 Is this a joke? 1508 00:54:57,717 --> 00:55:00,800 Finish the GD story, sweetheart! 1509 00:55:00,842 --> 00:55:03,842 [credits being read] 1510 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:05,884 Who does this? 1511 00:55:05,926 --> 00:55:08,675 Dude, I'm sorry, 1512 00:55:05,926 --> 00:55:08,675 that pedicure took forever. 1513 00:55:08,717 --> 00:55:10,300 I'm just going to shower 1514 00:55:08,717 --> 00:55:10,300 really quick, 1515 00:55:10,342 --> 00:55:11,967 I swear I'm not even 1516 00:55:10,342 --> 00:55:11,967 going to masturbate. 1517 00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:13,550 Just kidding, no promises. 1518 00:55:13,926 --> 00:55:17,176 [fast paced music] 1519 00:55:13,926 --> 00:55:17,176 [water running] 1520 00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,259 Whore, don't even act 1521 00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,259 that you're not impressed, 1522 00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:21,425 I was less than five minutes. 1523 00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:23,800 Okay, okay, so I'm thinking 1524 00:55:22,009 --> 00:55:23,800 about going 1525 00:55:23,842 --> 00:55:25,300 super scandalous tonight, 1526 00:55:25,342 --> 00:55:26,383 I'm going to let 1527 00:55:25,342 --> 00:55:26,383 these ass cheeks 1528 00:55:26,425 --> 00:55:27,967 leak out a little bit. 1529 00:55:28,009 --> 00:55:29,509 Whatever, just tell me 1530 00:55:28,009 --> 00:55:29,509 what you think. 1531 00:55:31,051 --> 00:55:31,967 Oh! 1532 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:39,092 ♪ I get so excited ♪ 1533 00:55:39,134 --> 00:55:41,300 ["Girls" by Makio] 1534 00:55:41,342 --> 00:55:43,717 Guys, dudes, let her chose! 1535 00:55:41,342 --> 00:55:43,717 Let her chose! 1536 00:55:43,759 --> 00:55:45,259 I don't care if she's your babe. 1537 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,218 -There's no easy buckets. 1538 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,218 -No easy buckets. 1539 00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:48,759 -No easy buckets! 1540 00:55:47,259 --> 00:55:48,759 -Uh-uh. 1541 00:55:49,009 --> 00:55:50,884 Kort, could you please 1542 00:55:49,009 --> 00:55:50,884 shut these guys up? 1543 00:55:52,134 --> 00:55:53,967 Yeah, bring it, bring it! 1544 00:55:55,926 --> 00:55:59,092 [cheering] 1545 00:55:59,592 --> 00:56:00,675 Bro! 1546 00:56:01,051 --> 00:56:03,926 [tapping] 1547 00:56:03,967 --> 00:56:07,717 You know, I definitely 1548 00:56:03,967 --> 00:56:07,717 prefer wine over beer. 1549 00:56:08,509 --> 00:56:10,051 It just makes me feel more... 1550 00:56:10,967 --> 00:56:12,425 more like a lady! 1551 00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:13,717 [giggling] 1552 00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:16,092 You know, more sophisticated. 1553 00:56:17,884 --> 00:56:19,467 Kind of... 1554 00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:22,259 I read a study that says 1555 00:56:19,509 --> 00:56:22,259 it's rich in probiotics. 1556 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,259 Plus it helps me get fucked up. 1557 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,509 [laughing] 1558 00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:27,926 [Allie] Cheers to that. 1559 00:56:28,467 --> 00:56:31,051 [unintelligible chatter] 1560 00:56:34,675 --> 00:56:36,009 Does my hair look all right? 1561 00:56:37,009 --> 00:56:38,342 Yeah, solid! 1562 00:56:38,592 --> 00:56:40,467 Nice! 1563 00:56:38,592 --> 00:56:40,467 I just switched products, so... 1564 00:56:41,509 --> 00:56:42,634 [laughing] 1565 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,926 [Luce] Allie, what's the deal, 1566 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:49,926 why aren't you dressed? 1567 00:56:49,967 --> 00:56:51,342 Yeah, I'm fine. 1568 00:56:52,717 --> 00:56:54,218 Oh I'm just... Um... 1569 00:56:54,509 --> 00:56:56,467 waiting for Kort, 1570 00:56:54,509 --> 00:56:56,467 because I told her 1571 00:56:56,509 --> 00:56:58,051 that I would help her 1572 00:56:56,509 --> 00:56:58,051 get dressed. 1573 00:56:58,592 --> 00:56:59,759 You know how we do. 1574 00:57:00,717 --> 00:57:01,926 Hmm! 1575 00:57:01,967 --> 00:57:04,383 Oh, shit! 1576 00:57:04,425 --> 00:57:06,259 [chaotic music] 1577 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,259 I totally forgot to relay. 1578 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:09,259 Okay, so I talked to Kort, 1579 00:57:09,300 --> 00:57:10,884 and she got roped into some... 1580 00:57:11,425 --> 00:57:14,509 beer pong tournament 1581 00:57:11,425 --> 00:57:14,509 thingy with Daniel, 1582 00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:16,675 at a completely 1583 00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:16,675 different location. 1584 00:57:16,717 --> 00:57:18,884 So, she's just going 1585 00:57:16,717 --> 00:57:18,884 to have to meet at the party. 1586 00:57:23,342 --> 00:57:25,759 Give me that fucking wine. 1587 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,259 [music intensifies] 1588 00:57:38,009 --> 00:57:41,675 [music intensifies again] 1589 00:57:50,176 --> 00:57:51,259 Sorry. 1590 00:57:52,550 --> 00:57:53,675 Thank you. 1591 00:57:56,009 --> 00:57:57,134 Hi! 1592 00:58:17,176 --> 00:58:18,509 Thank you. 1593 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:23,009 What the fuck are you doing? 1594 00:58:23,051 --> 00:58:24,467 What do you mean, 1595 00:58:23,051 --> 00:58:24,467 what are you doing? 1596 00:58:24,509 --> 00:58:25,592 You should not be drinking 1597 00:58:24,509 --> 00:58:25,592 any more, 1598 00:58:25,634 --> 00:58:27,383 and you have to hold-- 1599 00:58:27,425 --> 00:58:29,134 What? I look great, 1600 00:58:27,425 --> 00:58:29,134 it's like a dress basically. 1601 00:58:29,176 --> 00:58:30,383 Thank you so much. 1602 00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:33,218 [Luce] You so don't need that! 1603 00:58:33,717 --> 00:58:35,218 I'm sorry, Luce, 1604 00:58:35,259 --> 00:58:36,550 I don't remember asking 1605 00:58:35,259 --> 00:58:36,550 you what I need. 1606 00:58:37,592 --> 00:58:39,550 [Pam] Allie, maybe we should 1607 00:58:37,592 --> 00:58:39,550 take you home. 1608 00:58:41,176 --> 00:58:42,383 Thank you, they'll pay. 1609 00:58:43,467 --> 00:58:45,218 I'll have a glass of Pinot. 1610 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:52,300 ["Waving Wild" by Arum Rae] 1611 00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:56,634 -Oh, hey, Kort! 1612 00:58:54,967 --> 00:58:56,634 -[Kort] Hey! Hey! 1613 00:58:56,675 --> 00:58:57,675 How was the game? 1614 00:58:58,842 --> 00:59:00,051 -[Kort] It was really fun. 1615 00:58:58,842 --> 00:59:00,051 -Really, was it? 1616 00:59:00,675 --> 00:59:02,218 Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun! 1617 00:59:02,259 --> 00:59:04,425 Oh, and how was 1618 00:59:02,259 --> 00:59:04,425 the beer pong tournament? 1619 00:59:04,967 --> 00:59:06,300 It was really fun, Allie. 1620 00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,550 -It was? 1621 00:59:06,342 --> 00:59:07,550 -[Kort] Yeah! 1622 00:59:07,592 --> 00:59:09,259 -Was it great? 1623 00:59:07,592 --> 00:59:09,259 -Yeah. 1624 00:59:09,634 --> 00:59:11,675 That's great, 1625 00:59:09,634 --> 00:59:11,675 I'm so happy for you. 1626 00:59:12,467 --> 00:59:14,425 And did you have a good time, 1627 00:59:12,467 --> 00:59:14,425 Danny Boy? 1628 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:17,092 -Yeah, it was a fine time. 1629 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:17,092 -You did? 1630 00:59:17,134 --> 00:59:19,967 Hey, guess what? 1631 00:59:17,134 --> 00:59:19,967 I like to have a good time too. 1632 00:59:20,717 --> 00:59:22,092 I'll suck your dick 1633 00:59:20,717 --> 00:59:22,092 for a dollar. 1634 00:59:22,134 --> 00:59:23,550 -Allie! 1635 00:59:22,134 --> 00:59:23,550 -[Allie] What? 1636 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:25,967 -She's kidding. 1637 00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:25,967 -Yeah, I'm kidding. 1638 00:59:26,009 --> 00:59:27,425 I'll do it for free. 1639 00:59:27,467 --> 00:59:29,009 [Kort] What the fuck 1640 00:59:27,467 --> 00:59:29,009 is your problem? 1641 00:59:29,051 --> 00:59:30,842 What's my problem? 1642 00:59:29,051 --> 00:59:30,842 What's your problem? 1643 00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:33,259 You just give everything up 1644 00:59:30,884 --> 00:59:33,259 for some guy 1645 00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,884 you met two months ago! 1646 00:59:34,926 --> 00:59:36,425 You just said you were going 1647 00:59:34,926 --> 00:59:36,425 to blow him! 1648 00:59:36,467 --> 00:59:38,092 Yeah, I was just trying 1649 00:59:36,467 --> 00:59:38,092 to get in on the fun. 1650 00:59:38,134 --> 00:59:39,842 He's my fucking boyfriend, 1651 00:59:38,134 --> 00:59:39,842 Allie! 1652 00:59:42,509 --> 00:59:45,300 He's your only friend... Kort! 1653 00:59:45,842 --> 00:59:47,092 Go fuck yourself! 1654 00:59:47,967 --> 00:59:49,300 Fuck you! 1655 00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:52,842 Phil, can I get a dollar? 1656 01:00:00,218 --> 01:00:01,259 Hey, Allie! 1657 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,425 Allie! 1658 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,509 I just want to let you know, 1659 01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,509 it's not my fault 1660 01:00:05,550 --> 01:00:07,051 you went off the reservation 1661 01:00:07,092 --> 01:00:08,383 and stopped taking care 1662 01:00:07,092 --> 01:00:08,383 of yourself. 1663 01:00:09,051 --> 01:00:10,634 It's not my fault 1664 01:00:09,051 --> 01:00:10,634 you're a vain whore, 1665 01:00:10,675 --> 01:00:12,675 who replaced me 1666 01:00:10,675 --> 01:00:12,675 with Captain America. 1667 01:00:12,717 --> 01:00:14,259 Don't give me bullshit, 1668 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,759 because I can get a guy 1669 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:15,759 and you can't. 1670 01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,884 You sleep all day. 1671 01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:18,884 You don't study for anything. 1672 01:00:18,926 --> 01:00:21,218 You don't push yourself 1673 01:00:18,926 --> 01:00:21,218 to do anything. 1674 01:00:21,509 --> 01:00:23,300 You're just a selfish dick 1675 01:00:23,342 --> 01:00:25,134 who expects the whole world 1676 01:00:23,342 --> 01:00:25,134 to fall into your lap. 1677 01:00:25,675 --> 01:00:27,383 Thanks, Kort! 1678 01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:29,467 No, don't do that. 1679 01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:29,467 Take some fucking responsibility 1680 01:00:29,509 --> 01:00:31,009 for once in your life! God! 1681 01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:33,259 This is why I'm not going 1682 01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:33,259 abroad with you. 1683 01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:39,967 Perfect, well I'll just be 1684 01:00:37,842 --> 01:00:39,967 in Great Britain 1685 01:00:40,009 --> 01:00:41,425 getting bukkaked, 1686 01:00:41,467 --> 01:00:43,176 and you'll be here 1687 01:00:41,467 --> 01:00:43,176 dating Daniel. 1688 01:00:43,884 --> 01:00:45,425 -Great! 1689 01:00:43,884 --> 01:00:45,425 -Awesome! 1690 01:00:47,300 --> 01:00:48,383 What's bukkaked? 1691 01:00:48,884 --> 01:00:51,425 Um... when a man and woman 1692 01:00:48,884 --> 01:00:51,425 love each other, 1693 01:00:51,926 --> 01:00:53,717 a man invites 1694 01:00:51,926 --> 01:00:53,717 all of his friends over... 1695 01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:55,259 You know what? 1696 01:00:56,009 --> 01:00:58,176 Kort told me what happened, 1697 01:00:56,009 --> 01:00:58,176 and don't worry! 1698 01:00:58,218 --> 01:01:00,009 A lot of guys 1699 01:00:58,218 --> 01:01:00,009 can't get their dicks hard, 1700 01:01:00,634 --> 01:01:02,300 when they're fucking 40! 1701 01:01:13,467 --> 01:01:15,467 [friend] Daniel, 1702 01:01:13,467 --> 01:01:15,467 what's she talking about? 1703 01:01:16,176 --> 01:01:18,926 [solemn music] 1704 01:01:32,383 --> 01:01:33,467 Uh oh! 1705 01:01:34,218 --> 01:01:35,634 [woman] Is she wearing a towel? 1706 01:01:57,634 --> 01:01:58,926 [keys falling] 1707 01:02:10,092 --> 01:02:11,259 [crashing] 1708 01:02:16,842 --> 01:02:20,134 [truck reversing] 1709 01:03:02,675 --> 01:03:04,218 Where the fuck have you been? 1710 01:03:04,467 --> 01:03:05,509 [Allie] Trash. 1711 01:03:06,759 --> 01:03:08,467 -What? 1712 01:03:06,759 --> 01:03:08,467 -[Allie] In the trash. 1713 01:03:10,051 --> 01:03:11,176 Who was that? 1714 01:03:11,634 --> 01:03:12,842 I have no idea. 1715 01:03:14,092 --> 01:03:15,675 No, I mean, it was Allie, but... 1716 01:03:15,717 --> 01:03:17,134 She looks like shit! 1717 01:03:21,926 --> 01:03:23,425 [knocking] 1718 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,509 Kort? 1719 01:03:26,759 --> 01:03:27,842 Kort! 1720 01:03:31,092 --> 01:03:32,259 Is she in there? 1721 01:03:33,675 --> 01:03:34,926 Yeah, she's in there. 1722 01:04:08,592 --> 01:04:09,967 [sighing] 1723 01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:17,134 [mellow music] 1724 01:04:19,926 --> 01:04:21,092 [sighing] 1725 01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:03,634 [music picks up pace] 1726 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:42,383 ["Pretty Boy" by Young Galaxy] 1727 01:05:43,425 --> 01:05:44,509 Oh! 1728 01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,675 Fucking yoga bitches! 1729 01:07:04,092 --> 01:07:05,134 Fuck! 1730 01:07:05,926 --> 01:07:07,342 Fuck, it's hard! 1731 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,342 Oh god! 1732 01:07:19,759 --> 01:07:21,176 [Allie] This isn't a bad pace! 1733 01:07:23,592 --> 01:07:25,675 Not a bad place at all! 1734 01:07:39,176 --> 01:07:42,675 [mellow music] 1735 01:07:42,717 --> 01:07:44,300 And so, as managers, 1736 01:07:44,342 --> 01:07:46,300 the problem 1737 01:07:44,342 --> 01:07:46,300 we're left to solve is, 1738 01:07:47,092 --> 01:07:49,634 how do we repair 1739 01:07:47,092 --> 01:07:49,634 our system's flaws? 1740 01:07:49,675 --> 01:07:51,509 -So as to return to a point... 1741 01:07:49,675 --> 01:07:51,509 -[cell phone chiming] 1742 01:07:51,759 --> 01:07:53,550 as closer to optimal 1743 01:07:54,259 --> 01:07:56,259 while still living with 1744 01:07:54,259 --> 01:07:56,259 the fact that optimal 1745 01:07:56,884 --> 01:07:58,592 doesn't necessarily 1746 01:07:56,884 --> 01:07:58,592 mean perfect. 1747 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,884 You see, we're not just 1748 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,884 in a theoretics class here, 1749 01:08:05,717 --> 01:08:08,467 where we bank on stand-alone 1750 01:08:05,717 --> 01:08:08,467 principles in a vacuum. 1751 01:08:10,092 --> 01:08:13,051 We're dealing with real issues 1752 01:08:10,092 --> 01:08:13,051 in the real world. 1753 01:08:13,467 --> 01:08:15,634 -You got to see this, man! 1754 01:08:13,467 --> 01:08:15,634 -Awesome, man! 1755 01:08:13,467 --> 01:08:15,634 Alright, I'll see you. 1756 01:08:21,176 --> 01:08:23,009 Are you fucking kidding me? 1757 01:08:23,259 --> 01:08:24,967 Do you know 1758 01:08:23,259 --> 01:08:24,967 who you're talking to? 1759 01:08:25,009 --> 01:08:26,967 I'm the Dean of goddamn 1760 01:08:25,009 --> 01:08:26,967 students, sweetheart! 1761 01:08:27,717 --> 01:08:31,342 -Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1762 01:08:27,717 --> 01:08:31,342 -It's too late! You're expelled! 1763 01:08:33,675 --> 01:08:35,092 Just kidding! 1764 01:08:35,134 --> 01:08:36,550 I don't have the power 1765 01:08:35,134 --> 01:08:36,550 to do that 1766 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:44,842 [vibrant music] 1767 01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:50,967 [cell phone chiming] 1768 01:09:07,759 --> 01:09:11,592 Hey... I just need you 1769 01:09:07,759 --> 01:09:11,592 to listen to me for one second. 1770 01:09:12,383 --> 01:09:13,800 Hear me out, baby girl. 1771 01:09:28,926 --> 01:09:32,509 [music accelerates] 1772 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,134 [sighing] 1773 01:09:57,467 --> 01:09:59,425 [chopping] 1774 01:10:03,759 --> 01:10:04,884 Okay. 1775 01:10:07,634 --> 01:10:09,051 Everything okay? 1776 01:10:09,092 --> 01:10:10,300 -Huh? 1777 01:10:09,092 --> 01:10:10,300 -Yeah, everything's great. 1778 01:10:10,550 --> 01:10:12,300 [Pam] What are you making? 1779 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:13,800 [Allie] I'm not really sure, 1780 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:13,800 but I feel really cool 1781 01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:15,592 because I measured 1782 01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:15,592 a bunch of shit, 1783 01:10:15,634 --> 01:10:17,176 and I got to mince something 1784 01:10:15,634 --> 01:10:17,176 for the first time. 1785 01:10:17,218 --> 01:10:18,342 Oh, do you want help? 1786 01:10:18,383 --> 01:10:20,467 Uh-uh! No way, I got this. 1787 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:22,759 Fucking son of a mother-fucker! 1788 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,051 That's so hot! 1789 01:10:25,009 --> 01:10:26,218 [chuckling] All right. 1790 01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:30,800 I have my phone if you need me. 1791 01:10:31,176 --> 01:10:32,259 Thank you. 1792 01:10:37,634 --> 01:10:41,842 [mellow music] 1793 01:10:55,342 --> 01:10:57,092 Shh... 1794 01:10:58,009 --> 01:10:59,051 Say no more. 1795 01:10:59,425 --> 01:11:00,759 I didn't say anything. 1796 01:11:09,759 --> 01:11:11,842 Okay, you're good, you're good! 1797 01:11:12,550 --> 01:11:13,675 I got you! 1798 01:11:16,383 --> 01:11:19,092 -You know I can't see, right? 1799 01:11:16,383 --> 01:11:19,092 -I know, I've got you. 1800 01:11:26,134 --> 01:11:27,218 [Daniel] Hey! 1801 01:11:40,342 --> 01:11:41,509 Oh, I'll let you two be. 1802 01:11:42,051 --> 01:11:44,300 Actually, I prepared something. 1803 01:11:45,550 --> 01:11:46,759 [Allie sighing] 1804 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,592 Daniel, this first part 1805 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:50,592 is for you. 1806 01:11:51,134 --> 01:11:52,967 My apologies for the other night 1807 01:11:53,009 --> 01:11:54,884 when I offered to fellate you, 1808 01:11:55,259 --> 01:11:57,800 and also for the things 1809 01:11:55,259 --> 01:11:57,800 I said about your dick, 1810 01:11:57,842 --> 01:11:59,051 and it's limpness. 1811 01:12:00,759 --> 01:12:02,675 That was both 1812 01:12:00,759 --> 01:12:02,675 rudely inappropriate, 1813 01:12:02,717 --> 01:12:04,383 and a pretty dumb thing to do. 1814 01:12:06,009 --> 01:12:08,425 And now, Kort, 1815 01:12:06,009 --> 01:12:08,425 this second part is for you. 1816 01:12:09,342 --> 01:12:11,009 My apologies for the other night 1817 01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:13,218 when I offered to fellate 1818 01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:13,218 your boyfriend Daniel, 1819 01:12:13,550 --> 01:12:15,051 previously mentioned 1820 01:12:15,092 --> 01:12:16,967 in the first part 1821 01:12:15,092 --> 01:12:16,967 of the speech, and also-- 1822 01:12:17,009 --> 01:12:18,550 -Allie! 1823 01:12:17,009 --> 01:12:18,550 -...this dinner-- 1824 01:12:18,592 --> 01:12:19,675 We get it! 1825 01:12:21,218 --> 01:12:24,134 Okay, the point is, I'm sorry. 1826 01:12:24,509 --> 01:12:25,592 Truly! 1827 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:28,717 It was all... 1828 01:12:26,092 --> 01:12:28,717 very unbecoming of me. 1829 01:12:33,467 --> 01:12:36,051 Oh! Thank you for your time. 1830 01:12:38,550 --> 01:12:40,009 [Kort chucking] 1831 01:12:46,342 --> 01:12:47,509 I love you! 1832 01:12:49,383 --> 01:12:51,592 Allie told me that 1833 01:12:49,383 --> 01:12:51,592 if I didn't say that she'd... 1834 01:12:53,051 --> 01:12:56,009 shank me and make it seem like 1835 01:12:53,051 --> 01:12:56,009 it was an accident. 1836 01:12:56,675 --> 01:12:58,009 Jesus! 1837 01:13:00,259 --> 01:13:01,425 I'm sorry. 1838 01:13:03,134 --> 01:13:04,800 I hope I didn't ruin this? 1839 01:13:05,383 --> 01:13:06,884 No, you didn't. 1840 01:13:09,342 --> 01:13:11,967 [food cooking] 1841 01:13:12,926 --> 01:13:15,051 It's supposed 1842 01:13:12,926 --> 01:13:15,051 to be chicken, but... 1843 01:13:15,092 --> 01:13:16,967 [Daniel] 1844 01:13:15,092 --> 01:13:16,967 But it's a liquid though, 1845 01:13:15,092 --> 01:13:16,967 I don't understand it. 1846 01:13:17,009 --> 01:13:19,342 If you skim it off the top 1847 01:13:17,009 --> 01:13:19,342 it's not as bad. 1848 01:13:20,092 --> 01:13:21,218 Hey, guys. 1849 01:13:21,259 --> 01:13:22,967 -Hey! 1850 01:13:21,259 --> 01:13:22,967 -How is it? 1851 01:13:24,884 --> 01:13:27,967 -[Kort] Um... 1852 01:13:24,884 --> 01:13:27,967 -It's um... 1853 01:13:28,009 --> 01:13:29,550 It's fucking horrible, isn't it? 1854 01:13:30,342 --> 01:13:32,092 It's really not very good, 1855 01:13:30,342 --> 01:13:32,092 Allie. 1856 01:13:33,259 --> 01:13:34,759 Daniel, any thoughts? 1857 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,634 [Daniel] I mean it's not bad, 1858 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,634 but um... 1859 01:13:38,176 --> 01:13:42,259 It... it's just tough to chew 1860 01:13:38,176 --> 01:13:42,259 and... swallow. 1861 01:13:46,509 --> 01:13:48,259 Yeah, I kind of saw this coming. 1862 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:50,383 [Daniel] Yes! Real food! 1863 01:13:50,717 --> 01:13:54,550 [exhilarating music] 1864 01:13:54,592 --> 01:13:56,259 Do you mind 1865 01:13:54,592 --> 01:13:56,259 if I have a sip of this? 1866 01:13:58,383 --> 01:14:00,842 So are you going to hold this 1867 01:13:58,383 --> 01:14:00,842 over my head forever? 1868 01:14:02,383 --> 01:14:05,051 I don't know! 1869 01:14:02,383 --> 01:14:05,051 I just might though. 1870 01:14:05,092 --> 01:14:06,884 Would make up sex help? 1871 01:14:06,926 --> 01:14:08,383 [laughing] 1872 01:14:08,425 --> 01:14:09,842 Is that all you girls 1873 01:14:08,425 --> 01:14:09,842 think about? 1874 01:14:09,884 --> 01:14:11,550 -Mmm. 1875 01:14:09,884 --> 01:14:11,550 -[Daniel] It is, isn't it? 1876 01:14:11,592 --> 01:14:14,051 -What, it's been like a week! 1877 01:14:11,592 --> 01:14:14,051 -[Daniel] Really! 1878 01:14:16,425 --> 01:14:17,842 What? Are you not going to help? 1879 01:14:19,509 --> 01:14:21,634 Um... She... 1880 01:14:22,051 --> 01:14:23,800 She handcuffed me to the table! 1881 01:14:23,842 --> 01:14:25,675 -[laughing] Oh my god! 1882 01:14:23,842 --> 01:14:25,675 -[Daniel] Yeah! 1883 01:14:43,218 --> 01:14:44,800 So, how's it going out there? 1884 01:14:46,134 --> 01:14:47,675 Looks like it's going well! 1885 01:14:48,176 --> 01:14:50,425 I mean... not that I'm watching! 1886 01:14:50,467 --> 01:14:52,134 I'm not! I'm just... 1887 01:14:52,176 --> 01:14:53,509 From the few glances 1888 01:14:52,176 --> 01:14:53,509 that I've stolen, it... 1889 01:14:54,092 --> 01:14:55,176 Looks like it's going well! 1890 01:14:56,675 --> 01:14:58,509 And I only saw those glances 1891 01:14:58,550 --> 01:15:02,509 because I want to keep 1892 01:14:58,550 --> 01:15:02,509 the standard of service high. 1893 01:15:03,134 --> 01:15:04,092 Sure. 1894 01:15:05,342 --> 01:15:07,300 -[Kort] Yeah, it's going well! 1895 01:15:05,342 --> 01:15:07,300 -Good. 1896 01:15:07,717 --> 01:15:08,759 I like him. 1897 01:15:09,967 --> 01:15:11,051 Yeah... 1898 01:15:12,467 --> 01:15:13,634 [Allie] Me too. 1899 01:15:14,675 --> 01:15:16,092 So why did you act like that? 1900 01:15:19,259 --> 01:15:22,051 I... don't know, 1901 01:15:19,259 --> 01:15:22,051 I guess it was just... 1902 01:15:22,759 --> 01:15:25,009 more fun when we 1903 01:15:22,759 --> 01:15:25,009 were chasing them together, 1904 01:15:25,051 --> 01:15:27,467 than when you 1905 01:15:25,051 --> 01:15:27,467 were dating him alone. 1906 01:15:28,425 --> 01:15:30,342 Yeah, I guess 1907 01:15:28,425 --> 01:15:30,342 I wasn't the best... 1908 01:15:30,383 --> 01:15:31,717 best friend, was I? 1909 01:15:32,842 --> 01:15:34,926 I kind of got caught up 1910 01:15:32,842 --> 01:15:34,926 there for a while. 1911 01:15:40,009 --> 01:15:41,342 Hey um... 1912 01:15:42,467 --> 01:15:44,342 You didn't mean 1913 01:15:42,467 --> 01:15:44,342 that abroad thing, did you? 1914 01:15:47,259 --> 01:15:48,800 Yeah... I did. 1915 01:15:50,176 --> 01:15:52,259 I mean, 1916 01:15:50,176 --> 01:15:52,259 not for those reasons but... 1917 01:15:53,342 --> 01:15:55,009 I never really wanted to go. 1918 01:15:56,176 --> 01:15:57,218 Okay. 1919 01:16:01,884 --> 01:16:03,509 Can I give you some good news? 1920 01:16:04,759 --> 01:16:06,842 Yes, now would be a good time. 1921 01:16:08,425 --> 01:16:10,051 He has a friend 1922 01:16:08,425 --> 01:16:10,051 that thinks you're hot. 1923 01:16:11,259 --> 01:16:12,342 [tranquil music] 1924 01:16:12,383 --> 01:16:14,009 Proceed. 1925 01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:16,509 Apparently, he thinks 1926 01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:16,509 you have a nice ass! 1927 01:16:16,550 --> 01:16:17,509 This ass? 1928 01:16:17,550 --> 01:16:19,218 That ass! 1929 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:21,926 Okay, I'll take it! 1930 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:24,092 He wants to take you 1931 01:16:22,383 --> 01:16:24,092 out for a drink. 1932 01:16:24,134 --> 01:16:25,634 -Shut the fuck up! 1933 01:16:24,134 --> 01:16:25,634 -[glass breaking] 1934 01:16:25,675 --> 01:16:27,092 [laughing] Oh my god! 1935 01:16:27,134 --> 01:16:28,259 Whatever. 1936 01:16:27,134 --> 01:16:28,259 I did that to be dramatic! 1937 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,634 I fucking hate that plate! 1938 01:16:30,550 --> 01:16:32,259 Tell me what 1939 01:16:30,550 --> 01:16:32,259 we are working with? 1940 01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:34,634 [music picks up tempo] 1941 01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:37,592 You look good! 1942 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,717 -[Allie] Stop that! 1943 01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:39,717 -How do you feel? 1944 01:16:40,884 --> 01:16:42,634 I feel good. I do. 1945 01:16:43,842 --> 01:16:45,259 I'm a little nervous though. 1946 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:46,592 You can be nervous. 1947 01:16:46,842 --> 01:16:48,218 You're just not allowed 1948 01:16:46,842 --> 01:16:48,218 to fuck him! 1949 01:16:49,051 --> 01:16:50,592 Does that rule still stand? 1950 01:16:50,634 --> 01:16:52,383 -[Kort] Yes! 1951 01:16:50,634 --> 01:16:52,383 -Like a 100%? 1952 01:16:52,425 --> 01:16:53,675 [Kort] Yes, you slut! 1953 01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,967 Great! 1954 01:16:58,176 --> 01:16:59,342 The dress looks good too. 1955 01:16:59,383 --> 01:17:01,550 [Allie sighing] Really? 1956 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:04,759 I don't know, kind of feel 1957 01:17:02,051 --> 01:17:04,759 like I'm made for these things. 1958 01:17:08,218 --> 01:17:09,759 -[Kort] Alright, perfume? 1959 01:17:08,218 --> 01:17:09,759 -[Allie] Check! 1960 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,051 -[Kort] ID? 1961 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:11,051 -[Allie] Check! 1962 01:17:11,092 --> 01:17:12,134 And...? 1963 01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:14,134 [Allie] It's the first date! 1964 01:17:14,176 --> 01:17:15,467 I'm just asking! 1965 01:17:15,926 --> 01:17:17,051 I trimmed! 1966 01:17:17,425 --> 01:17:18,842 Daniel, thoughts? 1967 01:17:21,009 --> 01:17:22,051 Gorgeous! 1968 01:17:23,383 --> 01:17:25,509 -It's very sweet of you D-Mac. 1969 01:17:23,383 --> 01:17:25,509 -[Kort chuckling] 1970 01:17:28,383 --> 01:17:29,592 Okay. Go on. 1971 01:17:30,134 --> 01:17:31,842 [Allie] I... oh, bye! 1972 01:17:31,884 --> 01:17:33,051 [laughing] 1973 01:17:33,425 --> 01:17:36,218 [mellow music] 1974 01:17:49,425 --> 01:17:54,176 ["The Day I Died" 1975 01:17:49,425 --> 01:17:54,176 by Alex Winston] 1976 01:18:13,926 --> 01:18:15,134 [hostess] Can I help you? 1977 01:18:15,717 --> 01:18:17,176 Huh? 1978 01:18:17,218 --> 01:18:18,092 [hostess] Are you looking 1979 01:18:17,218 --> 01:18:18,092 for someone? 1980 01:18:18,134 --> 01:18:20,218 Oh! No. 1981 01:18:22,592 --> 01:18:24,092 [sighing] I'm okay! 1982 01:18:24,425 --> 01:18:27,967 [music intensifies] 1983 01:22:08,176 --> 01:22:11,134 Oh, would you look 1984 01:22:08,176 --> 01:22:11,134 at the slice of apple pie! 1985 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,675 Come over here, cutie! 1986 01:22:13,176 --> 01:22:14,634 What's up, little boo? 1987 01:22:14,675 --> 01:22:16,134 I'd like to give you 1988 01:22:14,675 --> 01:22:16,134 a tour of this... 1989 01:22:16,717 --> 01:22:18,176 This camp-pus... 1990 01:22:19,842 --> 01:22:21,634 You ever seen Mystic River? 1991 01:22:25,592 --> 01:22:27,051 Little Sean Penn wannabe! 110786

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